What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s03e07 Episode Script

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Man over P.A.: THANK YOU,
PUTT PUTTERS.
THE NICE RAPIDS PUTT PUT
PARADISE GOLF COURSE
IS NOW CLOSED.
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
COME ON, NED.
THE PARK'S CLOSED.
AND BESIDES,
THIS PLACE IS SPOOKY.
NOT UNTIL I GE
WHAT'S COMING TO ME
FROM HIM.
I MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE
AT THE END OF MY GAME,
AND THAT THING
DIDN'T GIVE ME
MY FREE GAME TOKEN.
[BELL RINGS]
YAY! FREE GAME!
YAY! WE CAN LEAVE.
YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
I WANT MY FREE GAME!
GRRR!
AAH!
[BELCHES AND LAUGHS
DEMONICALLY]
AAH!
HA HA HA HA HA!
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU ♪
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
DON'T LOOK BACK ♪
YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE ♪
SCOOBY SNACKS WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
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AS MAYOR OF NICE RAPIDS,
I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME
YOU ALL
TO THE INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT CHAMPIONSHIP
HERE AT PUTT PUTT PARADISE!
THE BIGGEST MINI-GOLF COURSE
IN THE WORLD.
GOLF IS SUCH
A GRACEFUL SPORT.
GIVE ME HOCKEY ANY DAY.
SKATING WITH THE FEAR
OF GETTING CLOBBERED
INTO THE ICE.
NOW THAT'S GRACEFUL.
WELL, I THINK IT'S EXCITING
THAT WE ACTUALLY KNOW
THE INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT CHAMP.
HECK, WE KNEW HIM WHEN
HE WAS JUST THE PUTT CHAMP.
AND NOW THE REIGNING
INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT CHAMPION
AND MINI-GOLF ICON
NORVILLE ROGERS!
All: HUH?
UH, UHBETTER KNOWN AS
SHAGGY!
[APPLAUSE]
AND NOW I'D LIKE TO WELCOME
THE FASTEST RISING PRO
ON THE TOUR TODAY,
MS. MIRANDA WRIGHT!
RIGHT NICE TO MEET YOU.
SAY GOOD-BYE TO
YOUR TITLE, OLD DUDE.
AND FINALLY THIS YEAR'S
CELEBRITY GOLFER
IS NONE OTHER THAN
COUGAR FOREST!
WOW! COUGAR FOREST!
BUT YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
SHAGGY, I WANT TO BE
THE BEST GOLFER
POSSIBLE.
AND IN ORDER
TO BE THE BEST,
YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY
THE BEST.
AND THAT'S YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
LIKE, I'M FLATTERED.
PLUS THERE'S
AN AMAZING WATER PARK
ACROSS THE STREE
I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO CHECK OUT.
HEE HEE HEE.
LOOKS LIKE SOME TOUGH
COMPETITION THIS YEAR,
SCOOB.
TIME TO PUT OUR
GAME FACES ON.
Both: GRR!
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S PUTT-PUTT.
WHOA!
HEY, GARDEN MAN,
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
HEY, SHORT CAKE,
BITE YOUR LIP,
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE I
TO THE 18th HOLE.
NOW, I DARE SAY, THAT'S
AN ACTION UNBECOMING
OF A GROUNDSKEEPER.
KEEP YOUR SASH ON.
I DON'T PLAN ON BEING
A GROUNDSKEEPER
FOR LONG.
HEY, ARE YOU MEDDLING, KIDS?
NO, SIR. WE JUST SENSED
THERE MIGHT BE
A MYSTERY AROUND HERE.
AND YOU JUST SENSED THAT?
WHEN WE SEE THAT.
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
AW, NOTHING.
LITTLE ACCIDENT ON 18
LAST NIGHT.
IT GOT KIND OF MESSY.
CAN YOU KIDS GIVE ME A HAND
TAKING THAT THING OFF?
SURE.
OK, ONE, 2, 3!
EEW!
AAH!
IS, UHSHE OK?
IT'S HER ALLERGIES.
VELMA HAS SEVERE
ALLERGIC REACTIONS.
TO CLOWNS.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
IT'S THE BEST PRESENT EVER,
A COMPLETE SE
OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS!
THERE'S ALMOST 3 WHOLE PAGES
ON KING TUT ALONE!
[HORN HONKS]
HEY, PUNKIN'!
BOBO HERE, AND I SAW
THOSE YUCKY BOOKS
YOU GOT AS A PRESENT.
BUT GOOD NEWS!
BOBO KNOWS HOW
TO MAKE FUN WITH BOOKS.
WHO'S READY FOR CONFETTI?
MY ENCYCLOPEDIAS!
HEY, LOOK!
A BLIZZARD!
WHOO!
NO WAY!
A KING TU
CONFETTI FLAKE!
WHOO!
AAH AAH AAH!
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGH
YOUR MOM WOULD GE
THE ONLY CLOWN
IN THE WORLD
WHO USES A PAPER
SHREDDER AS A PROP?
LOOK, AS LONG AS
WE AVOID THE CLOWN,
EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.
OK?
OK.
GRR!
[BOOM]
[SCREECHES]
OHH WOO!
OOH!
HA!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHAGGY CAN FOCUS
ON THE HOLE
AND NO
BE SCARED BY
THE HAUNTED HOUSE.
IT'S THE TRUE CHAMPS WHO
CAN OVERCOME THE HAZARDS,
LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE
OR A TREMBLING CADDY.
MISS IT. MISS IT.
Both: AAH HA HA HA HA!
LIKE, THIS IS ONE
TOUGH MATCH.
I'VE WORKED UP
A MONSTER APPETITE.
WOW! THE THOUGH
THOSE 2 PU
INTO THEIR SHOTS.
SCOOBY, THAT POPCORN MUST BE,
LIKE, DEE-LICIOUS!
JUST LOOK AT THOSE
BIRDS GO.
REAH!
MMM!
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
DUDE, DO YOU MIND?
YOUR SHADOW IS BLOCKING
THE GLISTENING, CREAMY BUTTER.
I MEAN FAIRWAY.
OH, MAN, I'VE GOT TO FOCUS.
GRRR!
HA HA HA HA HA!
I THINK HE'S LOOKING
FOR A SCOOBY SNACK!
NO, I MEAN
A REAL SCOOBY SNACK.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Birds: CAW CAW CAW!
SHAGGY,
THAT WAS AMAZING!
YOU ACTUALLY SCARED OFF
THE MONSTER.
THIS PUTT-PUT
TOURNAMEN
IS THE BIGGEST DAY
OF MY YEAR.
I'M NOT GOING TO LE
ANY CLOWN SCHOOL BULLY
GET IN MY WAY.
HEY, WHERE'S VELMA?
SHE'S HAVING ONE OF HER
CLOWN ALLERGY ATTACKS.
BUT WE'RE GONNA
NEED HER TO HELP
SOLVE THIS MYSTERY.
LIKE, WE'RE GONNA NEED
EVERYONE'S HELP.
SCOOBY!
Mayor:
I'M AFRAID WE MUS
SUSPEND PLAY
UNTIL WE RESOLVE
THIS CLOWN HAZARD.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
I'M ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.
AUGUSTA, THE BRITISH OPEN,
PEBBLE BEACH.
AS MAYOR, I CAN DO
ANYTHING I WANT.
AS OF RIGHT NOW,
PLAY IS SUSPENDED.
YOU BETTER HOPE
THEY CANCEL IT,
BECAUSE I'M JUS
GETTING WARMED UP.
SHE'S SCARY.
WELL, GANG,
IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY
ON OUR HANDS.
IT DIDN'T SOUND THE SAME
COMING FROM SHAGGY.
LET'S SPLIT UP
AND LOOK FOR CLUES.
COME ON, GANG.
LET'S GE
THAT CLOWN.
WAIT. I JUST REMEMBERED.
I HAVE A VERY IMPORTAN
BOOK FAIR TO GO TO.
REAH! ME, TOO!
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THOSE 2 SCAREDY CATS?
COME ON!
SCAREDY CATS?
OHH!
LOOK! AN UNOPENED BOX
OF FRUIT BARS.
NOT NOW, FRED.
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR CLUES.
HE WALKS LIKE A SHAGGY,
HE TALKS LIKE A SHAGGY--
SON, I AM FINISHED
LISTENING TO YOUR
SILLY GOLF FANTASIES,
GARY.
YOUR PATHETIC DREAMS
OF WINNING
THE MINI TROPHY
FOR MINI-GOLF.
YOUR WISTFUL FANTASY
OF BECOMING
SPOKESPERSON
FOR WINDMILLS!
IT COULD HAPPEN.
YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT.
OH, YEAH?
WELL, AT LEAST I DON'
RUN AROUND WEARING A SASH.
I'M GOING ON
THE INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT TOUR
AND THERE IS NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
COME ON!
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY FOLLOWED SHAGGY.
HE'S FAST.
JINKIES! IF THIS DOESN'
LOOK LIKE A CLUE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES.
JINKIES?
SHAGGY, CAN WE RES
FOR A SECOND?
THESE NEW VINTAGE SHOES
ARE KILLING ME.
SORRY, DAPH, A MYSTERY
WAITS FOR NO ONE.
HERE. TRY THESE.
NOW, THIS IS THE WAY
TO LOOK FOR CLUES,
AS FAR AWAY FROM
THAT CREEPY CLOWN
AS POSSIBLE.
THANKS TO THIS
MECHANICAL MASTERPIECE,
MIRANDA WRIGHT WON'T FIND
HERSELF IN SECOND PLACE
EVER AGAIN.
IT LOOKS LIKE MIRANDA
IS BUILDING SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS.
A CLUE?
NOW, LET'S SEE.
WHEN I NORMALLY
FIND A CLUE,
I TELL THE OTHERS,
WE LOOK AROUND,
AND USUALLY BUMP
INTO THE MONSTER.
QUICK, SCOOBY,
WHAT DO YOU DO NEX
TO NO
LOOK FOR CLUES?
BATTING CAGES?
BATTING CAGES.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
HOW ABOUT A FAST ONE
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE?
MAN, IF I KNEW
IT WAS THIS MUCH FUN,
I WOULD'VE TAKEN UP
NOT MONSTER HUNTING
YEARS AGO.
MY TURN.
I HOPE THAT WAS YOUR TUMMY
GRUMBLING, SCOOBY.
ME, TOO.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AAH!
YIKES!
VELMA'S IN TROUBLE.
LET'S GO HELP HER!
I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
IF YOU WANT TO WAIT THIS OU
IN THE BOUNCE HOUSE
WITH THE OTHER LITTLE KIDS,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
SHAGGY, WHAT ARE YOU
STANDING ON?
MUST BE ONE OF THOSE
SNOWBOARD GAMES.
LOOK! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
LIKE, IT'S A GOOD THING
I DIDN'T TRY AND STICK
A QUARTER IN HIM.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
YOU GET NOWHERE
AND THAT'S ALL YOU HEAR ♪
AND THAT ALL
YOUR FRIENDS ARE FOOLS ♪
YOU GET NOTHING
AND YOU DON'T FIT IN ♪
AND THEY'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT THE NEWS ♪
YOU KNOW YOU NEVER DO
WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO ♪
BUT YOU JUS
CAN'T DO IT ALONE ♪
YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO I
SO YOU BETTER GET TO IT ♪
BUT YOU JUS
CAN'T DO IT ALONE ♪
CHILD, YOU'VE GOT TO
MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY ♪
JUST ANOTHER DAY ♪
JUST ANOTHER DAY ♪
JUST ANOTHER DAY ♪
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪
THEY JUDGE A BOOK
BY THE WAY YOU LOOK ♪
AND THEY DON'T CARE
WHAT'S INSIDE ♪
AND THAT'S ALL
A PART OF GROWING UP ♪
IT'LL NEVER
HURT YOUR PRIDE ♪
WELL, NOW
YOU TURN AROUND ♪
AND YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN ♪
AND YOU'VE NOWHERE
LEFT TO HIDE ♪
OK, MY CLOWN NIGHTMARES,
THEY WERE WARM, FUZZY
DREAMS COMPARED TO THIS.
I'M JUST GLAD
HE DIDN'T DECIDE
TO USE US AS TOOTHPICKS.
[SHIVERING]
SCOOBY, QUICK SHAKING
LIKE A 'FRAIDY DOG.
THE CLOWN
WILL HEAR US.
HMPH!
HEY, LOOK!
IT'S COUGAR FOREST!
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW COUGAR FORES
WAS THE MONSTER CLOWN!
HE HAS
THE PERFECT MOTIVE.
HE CAN'T HANDLE
COMING IN SECOND,
SO HE THOUGH
HE WOULD SCARE
THE COMPETITION AWAY.
OR WORSE YET,
EAT THE COMPETITION!
WHAT? LIKE YOU DON'
THINK I'M RIGHT?
IT'S NOT THAT.
I'M JUST VERY
CREEPED OU
THAT YOU'RE MAKING
SO MUCH SENSE.
AAH!
[BELCHES]
SO MUCH
FOR MY THEORY.
UH-OH.
I THINK IT'S TIME
TO MAKE LIKE TREES
AND, UHLEAVE?
REAH! LEAVE.
LIKE, I THINK
WE CAN LOSE HIM
AT THE PIRATE SHIP.
WE'RE AT THE END
OF THE PLANK.
NICE GOING, SHAGGY.
HEY, I'M NEW TO THIS!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
JUMP ON 3!
1, 2, 3!
OK. STAND STILL
AND TRY TO BLEND IN.
MAYBE HE WON'
SEE US.
HE SPOTTED US!
WELL, YEAH!
ANY CLOWN CAN TELL YOU
TREES DON'T GROW
IN A DESERT.
MAYBE IF CLOWNS
READ ENCYCLOPEDIAS,
WHICH WE KNOW THEY DON'T--
WAIT. NOW'S NOT THE TIME
TO ANALYZE.
NOW'S THE TIME TO
All: RUN!
COME ON, GANG,
TO THE TOP
OF THAT HILL!
I'VE GO
A BETTER IDEA!
All: AAH! OHH!
[CRASH]
[FEEDBACK]
THERE YOU ARE, SHAGGY.
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO CANCEL
THE TOURNAMENT.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
LIKE, WE'VE ONLY
PLAYED 10 HOLES.
HAS THE MONSTER
BEEN CAUGHT?
WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.
UM, THE GIANT CLOWN
ATE COUGAR FOREST.
AW, TOO BAD, TOO SAD.
LOOKS LIKE I MOVED UP
TO SECOND PLACE.
AND ON MY WAY TO FIRST.
I'VE GOT TO HURRY UP
AND SOLVE THIS MYSTERY
BEFORE THEY CANCEL
THE TOURNAMENT.
AND, LIKE,
I'VE GOT TO HURRY UP
AND FIND
THE NACHO MACHINE
BEFORE THEY CANCEL NACHOS.
[CRANKING NOISE]
THAT IS ONE FANCY MACHINE.
LOOKS LIKE SNIPPER IS
PRETTY MECHANICALLY
PROFICIENT.
YEAH, AND HE'S GOOD
AT MAKING THINGS, TOO.
HEY, GARY, WHA
ARE YOU WORKING ON?
DON'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME.
UH, DID WE GO
TO SURF CAMP TOGETHER?
YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
REMEMBER ME?
GARY SNIPPER?
FROM THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT CHAMPIONSHIP?
AFTER YOU BEAT ME,
I LOST MY EDGE.
I'VE BEEN STUCK
FIXING WINDMILLS
AND MAKING GO-CARTS
EVER SINCE.
BUT I'M GETTING
BACK ON THE TOUR!
NO MATTER WHA
MY DAD SAYS!
OHH, THAT GARY SNIPPER!
YOU GOT YOUR BALL
STUCK IN THE VOLCANO.
THAT TRIPLE BOGIE
COST ME THE TITLE.
BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU,
SHAGGY!
JUST YOU WATCH!
LOOKS LIKE I'VE GO
THIS MYSTERY JUS
ABOUT WRAPPED UP.
LET'S SET A TRAP.
GOOD IDEA!
LET'S SET A TR--
HEY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
I THINK THE BIGGER
MYSTERY IS
WHERE'S THE REAL SHAGGY?
SO I TOOK THE NETTING
FROM THE BATTING CAGE
AND HOOKED I
TO THE WINDMILL.
SHAGGY, YOU'LL
TURN THE WINDMILL
ON HIGH BY PUTTING MY BALL
AT THE ON AND OFF SWITCH
WAY UP THERE.
LOOK. YOU CAN DO
THE WHOLE SOLVE
THE MYSTERY THING,
BUT I MAKE
THE TRAPS.
HOW WILL WE
LURE THE MONSTER?
Both: SCOOBY AND VELMA
WILL ACT AS BAIT!
Both: NO, NO!
WOULD YOU DO I
FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
REAH! REAH,
REAH, REAH.
VELMA?
NICE TRY, DAPHNE.
I MAY BE SCARED,
BUT I'M NOT DESPERATE.
FINE. WILL YOU DO I
FOR A SET OF NEW
ENCYCLOPEDIAS?
ON CD-ROM?
OH, KING TUT,
YOU'RE BACK IN MY LIFE!
MAYBE THE CLOWN CIRCUS
LEFT TOWN.
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE.
[HORN HONKING]
DON'T DO THAT.
AAH!
AAH!
SCOOBY, QUICK!
GO FAST!
[HORN HONKS]
THAT'S THE SIGNAL
BEEP.
EVERYONE,
GET READY!
FORE!
LIKE, HOW'D I MISS THAT?
I DIDN'T EVEN
TRY TO BANK IT.
I JUST--AAH!
WHOA! AAH AAH AAH!
AAH!
[BELCHES]
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CLOWN OR NO CLOWN,
NOBODY EATS MY FRIEND!
[ELECTRICAL SURGES]
[BELCHES]
YIKES! LIKE,
I'M SO FREAKED OUT,
I'M SCARED AND HUNGRY!
SHAGGY'S BACK!
RAGGY!
VELMA, YOU OVERCAME
YOUR FEAR OF CLOWNS
AND JUS
IN THE NICK OF TIME!
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO UNMASK THE CLOWN
BEHIND THE GREASE PAINT.
All: MAYOR SNIPPER!
VELMA, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
I'VE BEEN EATING
COTTON CANDY
AND HANGING OU
AT THE BATTING CAGES.
DID YOU
SOLVE THE MYSTERY?
LIKE, I MUST HAVE SOLVED
A DIFFERENT MYSTERY.
'CAUSE IN MY MYSTERY,
THE MENACING METALLIC CLOWN
WAS GARY.
AND HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT?
WELL, GARY LOS
HIS PUTT-PUTT EDGE
AND ENDED UP MAKING
CREEPY METAL MACHINES.
BUT HE WAS GOING TO GO
BACK ON TOUR
EVEN THOUGH
THAT BUMMED OUT HIS DAD.
OF COURSE.
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
REALLY?
MAYOR SNIPPER WAS UPSE
THAT MINI-GOLF
RUINED HIS SON'S LIFE.
SO HE WANTED
TO RUIN MINI-GOLF.
HE WANTED GARY
TO GET ON WITH HIS LIFE,
AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT?
RUIN THE TOURNAMENT.
VELMA'S BACK.
AND I WOULD HAVE
RUINED IT, TOO,
IF IT WEREN'T FOR
YOU MEDDLING KIDS.
AFTER OBSERVING
THE SMARTS AND COURAGE
SHAGGY DISPLAYED,
I NOW REALIZE
PLAYING MINI-GOLF
IS A NOBLE ENDEAVOR.
BECAUSE I DISCOVERED
THIS GAME CAN PROVIDE A BOY
WITH THE TOOLS
TO ENJOY A FULFILLING
AND PRODUCTIVE LIFE,
AND SOMEONE
WITH THOSE TOOLS
WELL, I'D BE PROUD
TO CALL MY SON.
RRAWW.
WHAT ABOU
THE GOBBLED UP GOLFERS?
WHERE DID THEY GO?
THEY WEREN'T IN THE CLOWN.
OH, NO. DO YOU THINK
THEY WERE--[GULPS]--
DIGESTED?
[SCRATCHING]
WELL, NOW THA
THAT'S SETTLED,
DON'T WE HAVE
A TOURNAMENT TO FINISH?
WOW, LIKE, THAT'S ONE
TRICKED OUT PUTTER.
[CROAKS]
UNH, UNH!
IF SHAGGY SINKS THIS PUTT,
HE'LL BE THE INTERNATIONAL
PUTT-PUTT CHAMPION AGAIN.
[CROWD MURMURS]
[CHEERS]
SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!