What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s03e10 Episode Script

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Announcer:
LEGENDARY DRIVER CHAMP TRUMAN
HEADS DOWN
GAINESVILLE'S BACK STRAIGH
AT OVER 220 MILES AN HOUR.
YOU'RE A SURGEON
WITH A SCREWDRIVER, STEVE.
YOU GOT THIS HEAP
OF METAL RUNNIN' QUICKER
THAN A BUNNY STEALIN' CARROTS.
NOW, CHAMP,
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYONE
OUTRACE YOU TOMORROW.
THAT TROPHY IS--
Monster, sarcastically:
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAMP?
I THINK THIS
IS GONNA BE YOUR FINAL LAP!
[ENGINE REVVING]
BWA HA HA HA HA!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
[SCREECH]
[ENGINE REVVING]
BWA HA HA HA HA!
UHH! OH! OHH!
NEED A LIFT?
BWA HA HA HA HA!
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU ♪
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
DON'T LOOK BACK ♪
YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE ♪
SCOOBY SNACKS WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA ♪
NA-NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
SANDWICH?
SCOOB,
I'M DRIVING A RACE CAR.
THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY
I CAN EAT A--
LIKE, MAYBE JUST A BITE.
[CHUCKLES]
Daphne: ARE YOU OK, SHAGGY?
CAR'S DRIVING
LIKE A DREAM.
HOW'S IT GOING, VELMA?
QUIET! GREAT.
NOW I HAVE TO STAR
MY SAFE DRIVER CHECKLIS
ALL OVER:
HANDS POSITION--CHECK,
MIRRORS--CHECK,
BREATHE--AHH-OOH
CHECK.
Daphne: VELMA,
YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT.
TELL ME AGAIN
WHY I HAVE TO DRIVE
INSTEAD OF FRED?
I HAVE TO PRACTICE
FOR THIS WEEKEND'S RACE.
TOMORROW'S GAINESVILLE 500
IS THE BIGGEST RACE
I'VE EVER QUALIFIED FOR.
[CRASH]
ANDRESET.
[BLEEDLE-LE-DEEP]
LET'S GET TO WORK, GUYS.
I WANT EVERY INCH
OF THIS RACE CAR
CHECKED, CLEANED,
FILLED, LUBED, BOLTED,
TIGHTENED, AND POLISHED.
LET'S GO.
SCOOB AND I
WILL GE
THE TOOL CHEST.
Daphne: CAREFUL,
SHAGGY, IT'S--
WHOA!
[CRASH]
HEAVY.
YOU'RE A CREW CHIEF?!
YOU'VE
GOT EVERYTHING THERE
BUT YOUR BLOW-DRYERS,
GIRLIE GIRL!
MATT FURY'S MY NAME,
AND YOU WATCH YOURSELF
AROUND HERE!
I'M CREW CHIEF
FOR THE RICKY BURDICK.
WHO?
WHO?!! AH,
YOU'LL LEARN HIS NAME
WHEN YOU SEE IT ON TOP
OF THE LEADER BOARD.
NOBODY'S
BEATIN' MY DRIVER!
THAT GUY'S A COUPLE QUARTS
SHORT OF AN OIL CHANGE.
HOW'S THE CAR, FRED?
FANTASTIC, DAPH.
IT'S AS SMOOTH AS--
Skeleton: HELLO, FRED.
OR SHOULD I SAY
"GOOD-BYE"?
DAPHNE, YOUR VOICE
SOUNDS KINDA FUNNY.
DO YOU HAVE A COLD
OR--OOH, JEEZ!
JINKIES!
WHAT IS THAT THING?
IT'S EITHER A MONSTER TRUCK
OR A TRUCK MONSTER,
AND, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHICH IS WORSE.
STEP ON IT, FRED!
AAH! AH-OH!
BWA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
[ENGINE REVVING]
COME ON, GANG! LET'S GE
THAT SCURRYING SKELETON!
[SCREECH]
WHERE DID HE GO?
WELL, IF IT AIN'
MY GOOD BUDDY FRED.
IT'S BURR BATSON.
WE RACED AGAINST HIM
IN MEXICO
AT THE
ENDURO SLAM 5,000.
ANY CHANCE
YOU OWN A SKELETON SUIT?
NICE TRY, LITTLE LADY,
BUT BURR BATSON
HAS NOTHIN' TO DO
WITH THE MONSTER TRUCK
THAT'S BEEN HAUNTIN'
THIS TRACK.
HAUNTING?
HAUNTING?
OH, YEAH,
THAT GHOST DRIVER'S BEEN
SMASHIN' UP CARS PRETTY BAD,
KNOCKIN' THE BEST DRIVERS
OUT OF THE RACE.
HECK,
OLD CHAMP TRUMAN RETIRED
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
BUT DON'T WORRY, FRED.
THAT SKELETON DRIVER'S NO
GOIN' AFTER THE AMATEURS.
HA HA!
LADIES.
JEEPERS!
MAYBE IT'S TOO
DANGEROUS FOR YOU
TO RACE THIS
WEEKEND, FREDDY.
LIKE, YEAH,
THE ONLY RACE WE SHOULD DO
IS RACE THE HECK OUTTA HERE.
UH-HUH!
HANG ON, GUYS.
I'VE BEEN TRAINING
FOR MONTHS.
THAT TROPHY IS MINE.
WELL, THEN THAT MEANS
WE HAVE A MYSTERY TO SOLVE.
OH, GREAT, NOT ONLY
DO WE HAVE TO DEAL
WITH A SPOOKY SKELETON,
BUT THIS ONE'S GO
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
Daphne:
SO WHERE'S OUR HOTEL?
WE'RE STAYING HERE
AT THE TRACK.
BECAUSE THERE'S A HOTEL HERE
I JUST CAN'T SEE YET
PLEASE?
Fred:
THE MYSTERY MACHINE
NOW SLEEPS 5,
THANKS TO
A FEW MODIFICATIONS
I MADE.
CHECK IT OUT
OUR NEW BEDROOMS.
OOPS! WRONG BUTTON.
HELLOBEDROOMS.
I MEANT TO LABEL
THESE THINGS, REALLY.
EHH, IT COULD BE
A WIRING PROBLEM.
SEE? BEDROOMS FOR 5,
AND EVERYTHING
GOES BACK INTO PLACE
AT THE PUSH
OF A BUTTON.
[CRASH]
HMM. I WONDER
WHAT THAT DID.
LET'S NOT FIND OUT.
HI, KIDS, ARE YOU
BIG RACING FANS?
SURE ARE. I'M JIMMY.
I'M CINDY.
WE HAVE OUR OWN CAR
IN THE RACE.
WELL
OUR DADDY DOES.
AND HE TAUGHT ME
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
YOU'LL ALL SEE.
I'M GONNA BE
THE BEST RACER EVER.
WELL, NOT FOR
A FEW YEARS THERE,
AT LEAST IF
YOU WANT TO BE ABLE
TO TOUCH THE PEDDLES.
[CHUCKLES]
[TV PLAYS]
IS THAT YOUR DAD
OVER THERE, JIMMY?
YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
HELLO?
[SHOUTING
AND GUNFIRE ON TV]
HE SEEMS
FOCUSED.
VERY FOCUSED. HEH.
[SNORING]
[WHAM]
WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
BWA HA HA HA HA!
FREDDY, DO SOMETHING!
WATCH THIS.
YOU MISSED, MISTER!
AND, YES,
THERE IS SUCH A THING
AS TOO THIN!
WAY TO GO, FRED!
BUT, UH,
HOW DO WE GET DOWN?
HMM. DIDN'T THINK
OF THAT.
SO WHA
DO YOU THINK
THA
SPEEDY SKELETON
WAS DOING
HERE IN
THE RV PARK?
IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO
SCARE OFF THE COMPETITION
FOR TOMORROW'S RACE,
ANYONE AT THE TRACK
COULD BE A SUSPECT.
GANG, I THINK
IT'S TIME WE--
SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR CLUES.
GOTCHA. WE'LL SEE YA AFTER
THE MONSTER ATTACKS US.
COME ON, SCOOB.
HOW DID HE KNOW
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT?
WELP, IF WE
HAVE TO LOOK FOR THA
FEROCIOUS 4-WHEELER,
NO SENSE DOIN' I
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
EH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
OOH, SHAGGY!
SCOOBY-DOO, NOW
THAT'S MY KIND OF CLUE.
Shaggy: SOMUCH
FREE FOOD
WE NEED HELP
CARRYING ALL THIS.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
CAR!
FRED'S CAR!
UGH! UHH!
ARGH!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
[TEETH CHATTERING]
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
JUST A HUNCH,
BUT I'LL BET IT'S THE CAR
JIMMY AND CINDY'S DAD RACES.
QUICK THINKING, FRED.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE WAS SOMETHING ODD
ABOUT THEIR DAD. AAH!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
FREDDY, STOP!
IT'S JUS
A CRASH TEST DUMMY.
OH, HEH
I KNEW THAT.
A CRASH TEST DUMMY?
WHAT'S IT DOING HERE?
AAH!
WHEH-HOO!
YIKES!
WHOA! UHH!
WHEW! THA
WAS A CLOSE ONE.
SCOOB AND I
NEARLY BECAME
A TASTY TRUCK-A-BOB.
YEAH, TRUCK-A-BOB.
HOLD ON THERE, SHAGGY.
I DON'T THINK THE MONSTER
WAS AFTER THE 2 OF YOU.
VROOM! VROOM!
VUH-UHH VROOM!
TRYIN' OU
NEW DRIVERS, HUH?
THEY CAN'T BE ANY WORSE
THAN YOU!
OH, GO TORQUE SOMETHING.
HYUHHH!
HEY, THERE, JIMMY.
UH, CAN I GET YOU
SOME PHONE BOOKS
TO SIT ON?
AW, MAN.
CAREFUL, KIDS,
YOU'RE SITTING
IN ONE
POWERFUL PIECE
OF MACHINERY.
HEY, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT CARS.
WELL, BECAUSE OF OUR DAD.
YOU'LL FIND OU
DURING THE RACE.
COME ON, CINDY.
DRIVERS, TO YOUR CARS!
THE RACE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
WISH ME LUCK, GANG!
IT'S TIME TO RIDE.
HEY, FRED,
THE GAS PEDAL'S
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT,
NOT THAT IT'LL
DO YOU ANY GOOD!
HA HA HA HA!
Announcer:
THE GREEN FLAG IS OUT!
RACING IS UNDERWAY
IN THE GAINESVILLE 500!
HERE COMES FRED!
OK, FRED'S ABOU
TO ROLL IN.
GUYS, WE NEED TO DO THIS
IN UNDER 10 SECONDS.
HEY, GIRLIE,
YOU GONNA USE A CURLING IRON
ON THE LUG NUTS? HA HA HA!
CURLING IRON JOKES
SHOULD NOT BE MADE BY MEN
WITH RIDICULOUS HAIRSTYLES!
NEVER MIND.
[JACK CRANKING]
[WHIRRING]
[JACK CRANKING]
[JACK CRANKING]
[WHIRRING]
DING-DANG IT!
WHATEVER IT TAKES,
FRED AIN'T GONNA
BEAT MY RICKY!
HMM! THAT GUY
SURE WOULD DO ANYTHING
TO HELP HIS DRIVER WIN.
Announcer: AND BURR BATSON
TAKES THE LEAD!
Daphne: FRED, YOU
HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE!
OK, DAPH, I'M COMING
INTO THE PIT AREA.
Skeleton:
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
UHDAPHNE?
YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO
INSTALL AN AUTOPILO
WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING?
OH, NO! FRED'S
LOST CONTROL OF HIS CAR!
HE'LL LOSE CONTROL
OF HIS STOMACH
WHEN HE SEES WHAT I'VE
GOT PLANNED FOR HIM.
WANT TO KNOW THE BEST WAY
TO SHAVE WEIGH
OFF A CAR, FRED?
A CRASH DIET!
FRED'S OUT OF CONTROL!
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!
WE HAVE TO HEAD OU
ON THE TRACK!
AND, LIKE, HOW DO WE
GET OUT THERE?
[ENGINE STARTING]
HEY! THAT'S OUR CAR!!
OOPS! HEH HEH.
WE'RE IN THE WRONG CAR.
WE'LL GET OU
RIGHT NOW.
FLOOR IT.
[SCREECH]
[DAPHNE SCREAMS]
JINKIES,
THIS CAR IS FAST.
OK, UM
SAFE DRIVER CHECKLIST:
UM, HANDS AT 10 AND 2--
CHECK,
UH, MIRRORS--CHECK,
3--I'LL DO IT LATER.
AH! SORRY!
PARDON ME. LOOK OUT! DEH-OW!
WE'VE GOT CATCH UP
TO HIM.
Smash Mouth: HEY ♪
SO YOU WANNA PLAY? ♪
YOU'LL SEE MY GAME'S ON FIRE ♪
BUT WE DON'
PLAY THE SAME GAME ♪
YOU'LL SEE
I'M GREEDY FOR SPEED ♪
AND NEUTRAL
MEANS NOTHIN' TO ME ♪
SO IF THAT'S YOUR DESIRE ♪
WE'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY ♪
BUT ONE THING ♪
I LIKE TO LEAD ♪
I LIGHT 'EM UP
BEFORE THE MOTOR STARTS ♪
I GO SO FAS
THAT I COULD NEVER STOP ♪
LOOK UNDER THE HOOD 'CAUSE YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT ♪
I'M A MOVING VIOLATION, BABY ♪
HOT, HOT ♪
HOT, HOT ♪
HIGHWAY ♪
THAT'S MY SCENE ♪
I MAY LOOK LIKE A BLUR
WHEN YOU SEE ME ♪
AND I MEAN,
I'M FLIRTIN' WITH DISASTER ♪
I'M A MASTER OF Gs ♪
GOIN' FASTER, GONNA PASS YA ♪
GONNA PASS SOME DUS
YOUR WAY ♪
AND I'M SAYIN' ♪
I LIGHT 'EM UP
BEFORE THE MOTOR STARTS ♪
I GO SO FAS
THAT I COULD ♪
ENH RAH RAH RAH!
Shaggy: LIKE,
THERE HE IS.
WE'VE GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF THERE!
I'VE GOT A PLAN!
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
WILL STRETCH
BETWEEN THE 2 CARS.
I'LL THEN WALK ACROSS THEM
TO YOUR CAR AND SAFETY.
SOUNDS GOOD.
READY, GUYS?
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY
AREN'T HERE.
AT THE SOUND
OF THE TONE,
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
BEEP.
I'VE GOT SCOOBY SNAX!
COME ON, SCOOB,
WE HAVE TO HELP
OUR BEST FRIEND:
SCOOBY SNAX.
HA HA--
I MEAN FRED.
STEADY.
STEADY!
FREDDY, GO BACK!
HEY, I CAN STEER AGAIN!
HANG ON, GUYS!
[SCREECH]
HOW DID YOU
REGAIN CONTROL?
I DON'T KNOW.
LIKE, MAYBE
IT WAS THIS THING
THAT I JUST BROKE OFF.
WELL, GANG, I THINK
I HAVE THIS MYSTERY
JUST ABOUT WRAPPED UP.
AND, FOR ONCE,
I'M GOING TO SET THE TRAP
WITH FRED AS THE BAIT.
OOH, THIS SOUNDS CLEVER.
AND MUCH SAFER
FOR ME AND SCOOB.
Velma:
WE NEED YOU BACK
IN THE RACE, FRED.
THANKS TO
THAT MONSTER TRUCK,
JIMMY
AND CINDY'S DAD
HAS TAKEN THE LEAD.
I'M READY TO GO.
I CAN GET THIS CAR
RUNNING AGAIN
I THINK.
WHOA, DAPHNE,
THIS CAR
LOOKS AMAZING.
YOU FIXED IT,
BUT HOW?
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF TEAM SCOOBY.
[CHEERING]
FRED'S HEADED BACK
INTO THE LEAD.
ANY SECOND NOW,
WE SHOULD SEE--
PERFECT. IT'S ALL
PART OF MY PLAN.
RAHHHH!
COME AND GET ME,
MR. BONES!
OK, NOW WE JUS
NEED ONE MORE THING
FOR MY TRAP.
COME ON.
FRED'S
REMOTE CONTROL?
YES, BUT IF I
CROSS THE BLUE WIRE
WITH THE RED ONE,
IT BECOMES
A REMOTE BLOCKER.
[SCREECH]
AAH--
[ELECTRONIC VOICE
WINDS DOWN]
LIKE, HEY, IT STOPPED.
THEY STOPPED. BUT WHY?
Velma:
JUST AS I SUSPECTED.
IT WAS ALL CONTROLLED
BY REMOTE,
AND WHOEVER
IS BEHIND IT WOULD
NEED A POWERFUL ANTENNA
TO BROADCAS
THAT SIGNAL.
THERE HE IS.
FRED, MEET US
AT THE TOWER!
YES, IT'S ME.
I DID IT.
I DID IT ALL,
EXCEPT FOR THE STUFF
MY SISTER DID.
BUT WHY?
I WANTED TO
SHOW EVERYONE
I'M THE BES
RACE CAR DRIVER
IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
BUT THEY WOULDN'
LET ME IN THE RACE
BECAUSE I WAS TOO YOUNG.
I PUT TOGETHER
THIS GIANT R.C. RACER
AND MADE UP THE STORY
ABOUT MY DAD
BEING A DRIVER.
IT WAS ME IN CONTROL
THE WHOLE TIME.
BUT, LIKE, WHAT ABOU
THAT MONSTER TRUCK?
CINDY WAS CONTROLLING THE TRUCK
TO GET RID OF MY COMPETITION,
AND WE WOULD HAVE
GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO,
IF IT WASN'T FOR
YOU MEDDLING GROWN-UPS.
AND, UH, MEDDLING DOG.
YEAH, MEDDLING DOG.
Announcer: AND THE RACE
ISN'T OVER YET, FOLKS!
TEAM SCOOBY SNAX
IS BACK ON THE TRACK!
Announcer: AND FRED JONES
TAKES THE CHECKERED FLAG
HERE AT THE GAINESVILLE 500!
[CHEERING]
FRED DID IT! HE WON!
[CHEERING]
LET'S CELEBRATE BACK
AT THE MYSTERY MACHINE
WITH A BARBECUE!
NO NEED. WE'VE GOT I
COVERED, RIGHT, SCOOB?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SCOOBY-DOOBY BARBI-CUEY!
[SLURP]