Who Gets the Last Laugh? (2013) s01e01 Episode Script
Kunal Nayyar vs. Bill Bellamy vs. Jeff Dye (Pilot)
It's "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" With your host Donald Faison.
Tonight's guests "The Big Bang Theory" 's Kunal Nayyar makes a traffic stop anything but routine.
You got an ounce of grass in the car? What the [bleep.]
is this? Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
Yes! Bill Bellamy creates a hazardous situation.
What the [bleep.]
Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
And comedian Jeff Dye plays the blame game.
Do you have, uh, the package? Somebody just came and stole it.
There was $100,000 in there.
You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?"! And we got you! And now here's your host, Donald Faison.
What's happening, everyone? I'm Donald Faison, and welcome to "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" This is the show where three celebrity comedians battle it out to see who can create the best hidden-camera prank.
We provide the actors and we provide the props, but the funny It's up to our celebrity directors.
Then our studio audience Y'all decide who gets the last laugh plus $10,000 donated to their favorite charity.
I don't want to waste another second, so you guys come on down.
Let's chat it out and get into this.
What up? I'm warming up.
What up? Thank you for having me.
And what up? Yeah.
Yeah.
Kunal, what's happening with you? Oh, life is good.
Life is good, man.
You're on a show called "The Big Bang Theory.
" Yes.
Dude, I was in London recently, and that's all they play is "The Big Bang Theory" Really? like, back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back.
Everyone likes big bangs.
Okay, well, with that being said, let's get into your prank.
All right.
Getting pulled over is already nerve-racking, okay? But I wanted to take it to the next level and make it as insane as possible so we had some of our people convince a friend to drive them to lunch, but on the way, they're gonna get pulled over by cops.
I've got a police car, cameras everywhere.
We're gonna have Jonny and Kirk playing police officers and have some fun.
Good luck.
Incoming, guys.
Incoming.
All right, guys.
Hit him.
Are you serious? Pull across the street.
Right here? Across the street.
This driveway.
This driveway.
Stop.
[Bleep.]
dude.
Stop the car.
Pull further.
A little further.
A little further.
Up a little more No, I didn't say turn.
No, back up.
What is he telling me to do? I want you to be straight ahead of me.
Like this? - Back up.
- What? What is he doing?! Put your hands where I can see 'em.
Outside the window.
Hands out of the window.
Both hands out of the window.
Throw the keys as far as you can, please.
Excuse me? Throw the keys as far as you can, please.
We've got this guy.
Take off your hat.
Drop it.
Throw the hat down.
And your glasses.
And your glasses.
Give me the glasses.
You know how fast you were going, sir? No.
Was I going too fast? No, you were going too slow, sir.
Oh.
The speed limit is 35, and you were going 28.
I'm sorry.
Nice beard.
How long is that hair? It's pretty long.
Are those extensions? You're not allowed to ask that question! I can ask anything.
Yes.
I just got them for my birthday yesterday.
That, actually, is an infraction.
That, actually, is an infraction.
Really? When you're driving, the hair has to be pulled back if it's extensions.
Are you serious?! Yeah.
What's going on with this briefcase? I don't know.
It's not ours.
It was with the car.
Can you please step out of the car? Yeah.
Jonny, we're going through the briefcase now, okay? I'm gonna have you open up this case slowly.
Sure.
I don't know what's in there.
Neither do I, all right? Slowly.
Just keep saying "slowly.
" Slowly.
That's too fast.
Slowly.
Now stand back up.
Now walk back around the case.
Slow.
Slowly.
Slowly, unbuckle the other one Slowly! What's going on with this briefcase? I thought it looked weird.
I'm gonna ask you to open up that briefcase extremely slowly.
It's gonna be on the count of 3.
Okay.
Okay? Will you do me a favor and just take that sweater off? Why? I don't trust it.
What do you mean? I just just take the sweater off.
Seriously? Yes.
How come? Why? Because it's baggy.
I want to see what's under it.
123.
Why do you think I want you to take it off? Wait.
Slowly.
I want that sweater off.
Who should I listen to? Go back and forth.
Right now, you listen to me.
I think you should listen to me, first.
I think the briefcase is a little more important than the sweater.
I'm sorry.
You guys Just take the sweater off.
So, you want to listen to him? I don't know who I want to listen to.
Put the sweater back on.
Don't touch the briefcase till I count to 3.
Kirk, as soon as he puts it on, tell him to take it off again.
Now, take it off because I asked and I'm the captain.
Welcome to my shift.
Put the sweater back on.
Put the sweater back on.
Put the sweater back on.
Why are you guys doing this to me? Let me tell you something.
Brand-new Escalade, stoner driving with a briefcase.
You know what that adds up to to me? Suspicious.
Put the sweater back on.
Hey.
I'll tell him to put it on when I want it back on.
Why are you being a dick, Kirk? My shift.
Thank you.
Put the sweater back on.
Give me that sweater.
Give me the sweater! Put this on.
End of story.
Stand down.
Don't put the sweater on.
Don't speak! Sweater.
I don't want to make anybody unhappy, officers.
You're making me unhappy.
Put the sweater on.
Don't put that sweater on.
Guys.
Miller.
Sweater.
All right, cheech.
You're gonna open that slowly.
Slow.
Slower! Slower.
Now, what the [bleep.]
is that? What are you looking at? Looks like adult magazines and narcotics.
You're looking at porno.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You got an ounce of grass in the car? Oh, my God.
What the [bleep.]
is this? It's probably four of five years in the state penitentiary.
What the [bleep.]
is happening, man?! Back against the car! Back against the car! Put your hands up behind your head.
Back against the car! Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
We can't get better than this.
I'm gonna have you turn and face me.
Square up with me.
Yeah.
For the record, it's good look.
It's fine.
We got you! You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?"! And we got you! Oh, my God.
I got one quick question.
Was dude high? Uh, he was.
All right.
Check it out.
Up next, Bill Bellamy causes a crappy situation for some poor, innocent cars.
You're gonna want to see this.
Yeah.
Whoo! Welcome back! Now it's time for Bill Bellamy.
Dollar Bill Bellamy, man.
We've known each other for a real long time now, man.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I think the first celebrity basketball game I ever played was the "Rock 'n' Jock", and you were there.
Yeah! Yeah, you know.
You know what's up.
A lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
Why don't you tell us about your prank? Oh, wow.
Okay.
We got some people to park behind a porta-potty while they head for a few drinks.
When they come back, there's gonna be a porta-potty blocking 'em in, and the next thing you know, it's gonna be all types of stinky substances, tissue.
Things get a little stinky, baby.
My cast was played by Kirk.
He's playing the foreman.
We got Jonny playing the porta-potty specialist A.
K.
A.
Dr.
Doo-doo and Monika is the parking-lot owner.
Check it out.
It's gonna be nuts.
The two ladies are coming in right now.
Everybody get in position.
- You're not gonna get towed.
- Just park right here.
There's a new BMW that's gonna have a little case of the Doo-doos.
You're fine.
This is a parking spot.
Let's go.
Do you see this parking spot right here? He said that's his car.
It's fine.
They're in for drinks right now, so let's get everybody in position, set the prank up.
Let's go fast.
Let's get it all set up.
I can't wait to see this.
Joe, are we good? Everybody, the Mark is on the way.
What did you do? Is it on?! Yeah! Joe, what happened?! - Oh, my God, Sarah.
- Oh! Ooh! It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
Is that my [bleep.]
car? I don't know.
The pipe burst.
Someone parked their car right by the truck.
The car ran over the hose, and the hose blew up.
What the [bleep.]
Excuse me! Excuse me! Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
Is that your car? Yeah! Do you park in front of caution tape all the time and in front of cones? Caution tape?! So, what what is that? That's human [bleep.]
Eww, it stinks.
Why would you park your car in front of a porta-potty? Why would you park a car there? Because I was told to park there.
By who? I told her it was okay, but I didn't know it was a private lot.
Now we're both in a mess of [bleep.]
You're literally covered in [bleep.]
And my night's [bleep.]
'Cause now I have to deal with this, and I'm gonna lose my job because of this.
Now I can't get home, 'cause this is a biohazard now, and you can't get back in the car.
A biohazard? Yeah, it's a biohazard.
That's human feces and piss.
Kirk, go in, and go hard.
What's going on? Look, I don't really know what happened.
It looks like A pterodactyl just [bleep.]
all over your car.
That's a dinosaur that [bleep.]
that big.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
It's her fault.
There's nothing telling me not to park there.
There's chemicals all over your car.
We use a formaldehyde base.
There's formaldehyde in the toilet? Yes.
Yes.
How long has it been there? Well, we've only been parked here for maybe, like, 15 minutes.
You usually you only have, like, 15 minutes before the paint is completely damaged.
15 minutes is basically an eternity with this, because if that's gotten in there, it's poisonous, and you can't just get in there and drive, or you'll die.
Send Monika in.
Is this your car? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Monika.
This is my property.
So Oh, my God.
Okay.
I was told to park here by an employee of the bar that we went to.
Great, well, I don't ask doctors where to park my car, and I don't trust hostesses to tell me where to park my car, either.
Monika's killin' it.
If it gets on the engine, it could come through the air conditioner, and your car will always smell.
Ask her to help you.
I can't do this, but you can.
I'm a union.
Clean her car now! Okay, well, how are we gonna get this cleaned? You're gonna need boots on there.
If that stuff touches bare skin, it's gonna burn right through it.
I need water.
I need a hose with water to spray it off.
Here.
You take this.
I'll get the water.
This isn't my responsibility to clean my car.
Well, it wasn't your responsibility to park there.
You're telling me it's gonna burn my face off.
Not necessarily your face.
Not the whole face.
Okay, my clothes, whatever.
My New Jersey.
Take off those heels and put on those boots.
Are you gonna help me clean the [bleep.]
I absolutely am, and I'm gonna put these boots on.
We're on a time crunch right now.
You've got my workers not doing their job.
You've damaged my property.
Well, how do we alleviate this? Just tell me how to alleviate it.
First, you pay for parking because it's private property, and you parked on it, and I'm getting your car towed.
Let's wrap it up.
I'm gonna come out.
- Steph, I need my keys.
- Okay.
No, I can't let her take the feces on the street.
I can't have you touch the car right now, ma'am.
Well, that's fine.
Your car is being towed.
Ma'am, you've got to stay over here! Don't go near the [bleep.]
The police will move the car when they arrest you for parking on private property.
What's going on? Hey, Sarah, what's up? Bill Bellamy.
You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" It's not [bleep.]
at all.
It's water.
It's water.
Thank you so much! It's just a little yogurt.
Nothing wrong with that.
She's a dumbass for telling me to park here.
I'm Sarah, and I'm on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" Whoa! Bill.
Doo-doo is always funny.
I watched the whole thing like this.
Coming up next, Jeff Dye causes some innocent people to make the most expensive mistake of their lives, and our studio audience votes for their favorite right after this.
Welcome back.
Our next guest director tonight is Jeff Dye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jeff.
Yes, my man.
So, you do a hidden-camera show? Yes.
Well, do you think you got this? I think I got it.
I'm feeling very confident, and I'm calling my shot.
All right.
Here we go.
Tell us about your prank.
Besides a prostitute, I would say temp is probably the most stressful and worst job you can have.
But you know what would make it even worse? If you accidentally gave away a really important envelope full of money.
So for our prank, I hired some people to house-sit for the day, and all they had to do was give a giant envelope to a courier.
That's it.
So I decided to make sure this goes completely wrong.
We have Monika playing the difficult boss.
Jonny is the shady business partner.
Kirk is playing our courier and Chris, the delivery guy.
I hope you guys like it.
This is an easy job, but for some reason, no one can do it right.
We just need, like, these handwritten on the envelope.
I'm also gonna have some deliveries made.
So you need to sign for stuff.
It's an easy job.
Any moron can do it.
And then this right here is really important.
I'm sure you haven't seen this kind of cash before.
This is $100,000 cash.
So, this is what you would make maybe in your lifetime plus your parents' lifetime.
So make sure you get a signature for this cash, all right? Okay.
So, the boxes and that.
I don't want to talk to you like a baby, but I will if I have to, 'cause this is important.
Got it.
I will be back in a little bit.
Okay.
Perfect.
All right, Chris.
Come on in.
Hey, how you doing? Good.
How are you? Somebody new.
Where's Jonathan? You filling in? Yes.
If you could sign right here.
Just sign right quick.
Jonny, go in right now.
Quick, on your phone.
Okay, so just to make sure Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Perfect.
Perfect.
And quickly out.
Two boxes.
Two.
So, you know we got the boxes going on.
Dude.
And this one right here.
Hey, um, are you the bank? This one right here.
All right, bye.
That's it.
You have a nice day.
Nice.
Good.
Hello.
City national here to pick up a package, please.
Oh, no.
From the bank? Yeah, there's a blue package Oh, that pouch? Yeah.
Can you get it, please? Yeah.
No problem.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Do you have the package for city national? The money pack, right? Yeah.
Somebody just came in and stole it while the U.
P.
S.
guy was here.
What do you mean, somebody came in and stole it? She is panicking.
I love it.
It should be right on the desk.
We do it every week.
I was signing for these.
There was $100,000 in there.
Has there been anyone else in here? Just the U.
P.
S.
guy, but he was sitting right here.
No, that big guy walked in.
There was a big guy that walked in.
Listen.
Was it somebody you knew? No.
This is my first day.
"Yeah, that's a lot of money.
" That is a lot of money.
And you're okay with being responsible for 100 grand? Oh, my God.
I'd forget my head if I wasn't wearing it.
Uh, Amanda.
What's going on? Where's the blue pouch? What do you mean, where's the blue pouch? A U.
P.
S.
guy came and I signed for it, and then some big guy came in with a beanie and sunglasses.
"Wait.
Who was the big guy?" Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Who was this big guy? 'Cause you pick up the money.
"This was a really important package.
" This was a really important package.
I showed you.
So, you should have had him sign for it like I said.
I didn't see him grab it.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Monika, I want you more stressed out.
I explained to you how important that was, all right? That's $100,000.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I told you to sign for it, right? "Now, I'm gonna have to call the bank on this.
" That 100 grand is gone.
I think the girl gave it to somebody else.
I think I made it pretty clear.
I said "shipments to picked up.
Shipments to be dropped off.
" Okay, obviously you're fired.
I'm sorry.
You can't fire me because of this.
His job is at risk.
This is my company.
I don't know.
How can I trust you? - Send Jonny in.
- What's going on? Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
He came in! It was him that came in! Jon This is my partner.
That's that's the guy that walked in.
You're saying that my partner No, that's the guy that I saw walk in! Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I'm sorry if it's not you, but the guy looked just like you.
"Where is the money?!" Where is the money?! I swear.
Give me a Bible.
I don't know.
Is your life worth 100 grand right now? 'Cause you're swearing on my money our money.
I'm not lying.
Next time someone comes for the money, give it to the right person.
All right.
I'm gonna talk to Kirk and hear his side.
Why would I just make something up? Calm down, okay? "Listen.
" Listen.
Maybe you didn't see me come in.
I did, and I'm not gonna change my story.
"But maybe you didn't.
" But maybe you didn't.
But I did.
I did.
You did what? I'm freaked out right now.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Let's think about this.
Okay.
Maybe you didn't see me come in here.
No, I did.
What if you didn't see me? I know what you're doing.
You don't know what I'm doing.
I haven't said What am I doing? If you didn't see someone that looked like me come in and take the money, it's just an insurance thing.
Work with me here.
I am not working with you.
Just, hey.
Hey.
Fine.
Let's collabo.
Right now, it's you versus me.
No one's asking you to lie.
Yeah, you are.
You just said that you didn't know if it was me.
No.
I know for sure that it's you.
What's going on in here? You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" Come here.
Give me a hug.
You did great.
You were such a trooper.
You did great, my man.
I don't believe you! I wasn't gonna give up.
First of all, you're so mean, man.
No, it's fun! It's a prank! Yeah, you are.
That's the first one where three people cried, though.
Well, that's my, uh, forte.
Okay, studio audience, it's time to vote for your favorite prank.
Go ahead.
Vote now.
Let's take 'em out.
Take the phones out.
You at home, stay right there because when we come back, we'll find out who gets the last laugh.
Welcome back to the show.
Now it's time to found out who gets the last laugh.
Is it Kunal Nayyar? What the [bleep.]
is this? Put your hands up behind your head.
Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
Yes! Is it Bill Bellamy? Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
Or Jeff Dye? Do you have the package? Somebody just came in and stole it.
There was $100,000 in there.
All right.
Tonight's winner is Kunal Nayyar! Yeah! Come on! Congratulations, Kunal Nayyar.
You get the last laugh, plus $10,000 donated to your favorite charity.
Who are you giving all this money to, man? This money is gonna go to take me home rescue, which saves dogs that have been abandoned.
Right on.
Way to go.
And that's our show.
Make sure you tune in next week when three new celebrities duke it out hidden-camera style to see who gets the last laugh.
I'm Donald Faison.
Good night.
Tonight's guests "The Big Bang Theory" 's Kunal Nayyar makes a traffic stop anything but routine.
You got an ounce of grass in the car? What the [bleep.]
is this? Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
Yes! Bill Bellamy creates a hazardous situation.
What the [bleep.]
Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
And comedian Jeff Dye plays the blame game.
Do you have, uh, the package? Somebody just came and stole it.
There was $100,000 in there.
You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?"! And we got you! And now here's your host, Donald Faison.
What's happening, everyone? I'm Donald Faison, and welcome to "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" This is the show where three celebrity comedians battle it out to see who can create the best hidden-camera prank.
We provide the actors and we provide the props, but the funny It's up to our celebrity directors.
Then our studio audience Y'all decide who gets the last laugh plus $10,000 donated to their favorite charity.
I don't want to waste another second, so you guys come on down.
Let's chat it out and get into this.
What up? I'm warming up.
What up? Thank you for having me.
And what up? Yeah.
Yeah.
Kunal, what's happening with you? Oh, life is good.
Life is good, man.
You're on a show called "The Big Bang Theory.
" Yes.
Dude, I was in London recently, and that's all they play is "The Big Bang Theory" Really? like, back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back.
Everyone likes big bangs.
Okay, well, with that being said, let's get into your prank.
All right.
Getting pulled over is already nerve-racking, okay? But I wanted to take it to the next level and make it as insane as possible so we had some of our people convince a friend to drive them to lunch, but on the way, they're gonna get pulled over by cops.
I've got a police car, cameras everywhere.
We're gonna have Jonny and Kirk playing police officers and have some fun.
Good luck.
Incoming, guys.
Incoming.
All right, guys.
Hit him.
Are you serious? Pull across the street.
Right here? Across the street.
This driveway.
This driveway.
Stop.
[Bleep.]
dude.
Stop the car.
Pull further.
A little further.
A little further.
Up a little more No, I didn't say turn.
No, back up.
What is he telling me to do? I want you to be straight ahead of me.
Like this? - Back up.
- What? What is he doing?! Put your hands where I can see 'em.
Outside the window.
Hands out of the window.
Both hands out of the window.
Throw the keys as far as you can, please.
Excuse me? Throw the keys as far as you can, please.
We've got this guy.
Take off your hat.
Drop it.
Throw the hat down.
And your glasses.
And your glasses.
Give me the glasses.
You know how fast you were going, sir? No.
Was I going too fast? No, you were going too slow, sir.
Oh.
The speed limit is 35, and you were going 28.
I'm sorry.
Nice beard.
How long is that hair? It's pretty long.
Are those extensions? You're not allowed to ask that question! I can ask anything.
Yes.
I just got them for my birthday yesterday.
That, actually, is an infraction.
That, actually, is an infraction.
Really? When you're driving, the hair has to be pulled back if it's extensions.
Are you serious?! Yeah.
What's going on with this briefcase? I don't know.
It's not ours.
It was with the car.
Can you please step out of the car? Yeah.
Jonny, we're going through the briefcase now, okay? I'm gonna have you open up this case slowly.
Sure.
I don't know what's in there.
Neither do I, all right? Slowly.
Just keep saying "slowly.
" Slowly.
That's too fast.
Slowly.
Now stand back up.
Now walk back around the case.
Slow.
Slowly.
Slowly, unbuckle the other one Slowly! What's going on with this briefcase? I thought it looked weird.
I'm gonna ask you to open up that briefcase extremely slowly.
It's gonna be on the count of 3.
Okay.
Okay? Will you do me a favor and just take that sweater off? Why? I don't trust it.
What do you mean? I just just take the sweater off.
Seriously? Yes.
How come? Why? Because it's baggy.
I want to see what's under it.
123.
Why do you think I want you to take it off? Wait.
Slowly.
I want that sweater off.
Who should I listen to? Go back and forth.
Right now, you listen to me.
I think you should listen to me, first.
I think the briefcase is a little more important than the sweater.
I'm sorry.
You guys Just take the sweater off.
So, you want to listen to him? I don't know who I want to listen to.
Put the sweater back on.
Don't touch the briefcase till I count to 3.
Kirk, as soon as he puts it on, tell him to take it off again.
Now, take it off because I asked and I'm the captain.
Welcome to my shift.
Put the sweater back on.
Put the sweater back on.
Put the sweater back on.
Why are you guys doing this to me? Let me tell you something.
Brand-new Escalade, stoner driving with a briefcase.
You know what that adds up to to me? Suspicious.
Put the sweater back on.
Hey.
I'll tell him to put it on when I want it back on.
Why are you being a dick, Kirk? My shift.
Thank you.
Put the sweater back on.
Give me that sweater.
Give me the sweater! Put this on.
End of story.
Stand down.
Don't put the sweater on.
Don't speak! Sweater.
I don't want to make anybody unhappy, officers.
You're making me unhappy.
Put the sweater on.
Don't put that sweater on.
Guys.
Miller.
Sweater.
All right, cheech.
You're gonna open that slowly.
Slow.
Slower! Slower.
Now, what the [bleep.]
is that? What are you looking at? Looks like adult magazines and narcotics.
You're looking at porno.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You got an ounce of grass in the car? Oh, my God.
What the [bleep.]
is this? It's probably four of five years in the state penitentiary.
What the [bleep.]
is happening, man?! Back against the car! Back against the car! Put your hands up behind your head.
Back against the car! Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
We can't get better than this.
I'm gonna have you turn and face me.
Square up with me.
Yeah.
For the record, it's good look.
It's fine.
We got you! You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?"! And we got you! Oh, my God.
I got one quick question.
Was dude high? Uh, he was.
All right.
Check it out.
Up next, Bill Bellamy causes a crappy situation for some poor, innocent cars.
You're gonna want to see this.
Yeah.
Whoo! Welcome back! Now it's time for Bill Bellamy.
Dollar Bill Bellamy, man.
We've known each other for a real long time now, man.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I think the first celebrity basketball game I ever played was the "Rock 'n' Jock", and you were there.
Yeah! Yeah, you know.
You know what's up.
A lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
A lot of fun.
Why don't you tell us about your prank? Oh, wow.
Okay.
We got some people to park behind a porta-potty while they head for a few drinks.
When they come back, there's gonna be a porta-potty blocking 'em in, and the next thing you know, it's gonna be all types of stinky substances, tissue.
Things get a little stinky, baby.
My cast was played by Kirk.
He's playing the foreman.
We got Jonny playing the porta-potty specialist A.
K.
A.
Dr.
Doo-doo and Monika is the parking-lot owner.
Check it out.
It's gonna be nuts.
The two ladies are coming in right now.
Everybody get in position.
- You're not gonna get towed.
- Just park right here.
There's a new BMW that's gonna have a little case of the Doo-doos.
You're fine.
This is a parking spot.
Let's go.
Do you see this parking spot right here? He said that's his car.
It's fine.
They're in for drinks right now, so let's get everybody in position, set the prank up.
Let's go fast.
Let's get it all set up.
I can't wait to see this.
Joe, are we good? Everybody, the Mark is on the way.
What did you do? Is it on?! Yeah! Joe, what happened?! - Oh, my God, Sarah.
- Oh! Ooh! It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
Is that my [bleep.]
car? I don't know.
The pipe burst.
Someone parked their car right by the truck.
The car ran over the hose, and the hose blew up.
What the [bleep.]
Excuse me! Excuse me! Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
Is that your car? Yeah! Do you park in front of caution tape all the time and in front of cones? Caution tape?! So, what what is that? That's human [bleep.]
Eww, it stinks.
Why would you park your car in front of a porta-potty? Why would you park a car there? Because I was told to park there.
By who? I told her it was okay, but I didn't know it was a private lot.
Now we're both in a mess of [bleep.]
You're literally covered in [bleep.]
And my night's [bleep.]
'Cause now I have to deal with this, and I'm gonna lose my job because of this.
Now I can't get home, 'cause this is a biohazard now, and you can't get back in the car.
A biohazard? Yeah, it's a biohazard.
That's human feces and piss.
Kirk, go in, and go hard.
What's going on? Look, I don't really know what happened.
It looks like A pterodactyl just [bleep.]
all over your car.
That's a dinosaur that [bleep.]
that big.
Oh, my God.
This is disgusting.
It's her fault.
There's nothing telling me not to park there.
There's chemicals all over your car.
We use a formaldehyde base.
There's formaldehyde in the toilet? Yes.
Yes.
How long has it been there? Well, we've only been parked here for maybe, like, 15 minutes.
You usually you only have, like, 15 minutes before the paint is completely damaged.
15 minutes is basically an eternity with this, because if that's gotten in there, it's poisonous, and you can't just get in there and drive, or you'll die.
Send Monika in.
Is this your car? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Monika.
This is my property.
So Oh, my God.
Okay.
I was told to park here by an employee of the bar that we went to.
Great, well, I don't ask doctors where to park my car, and I don't trust hostesses to tell me where to park my car, either.
Monika's killin' it.
If it gets on the engine, it could come through the air conditioner, and your car will always smell.
Ask her to help you.
I can't do this, but you can.
I'm a union.
Clean her car now! Okay, well, how are we gonna get this cleaned? You're gonna need boots on there.
If that stuff touches bare skin, it's gonna burn right through it.
I need water.
I need a hose with water to spray it off.
Here.
You take this.
I'll get the water.
This isn't my responsibility to clean my car.
Well, it wasn't your responsibility to park there.
You're telling me it's gonna burn my face off.
Not necessarily your face.
Not the whole face.
Okay, my clothes, whatever.
My New Jersey.
Take off those heels and put on those boots.
Are you gonna help me clean the [bleep.]
I absolutely am, and I'm gonna put these boots on.
We're on a time crunch right now.
You've got my workers not doing their job.
You've damaged my property.
Well, how do we alleviate this? Just tell me how to alleviate it.
First, you pay for parking because it's private property, and you parked on it, and I'm getting your car towed.
Let's wrap it up.
I'm gonna come out.
- Steph, I need my keys.
- Okay.
No, I can't let her take the feces on the street.
I can't have you touch the car right now, ma'am.
Well, that's fine.
Your car is being towed.
Ma'am, you've got to stay over here! Don't go near the [bleep.]
The police will move the car when they arrest you for parking on private property.
What's going on? Hey, Sarah, what's up? Bill Bellamy.
You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" It's not [bleep.]
at all.
It's water.
It's water.
Thank you so much! It's just a little yogurt.
Nothing wrong with that.
She's a dumbass for telling me to park here.
I'm Sarah, and I'm on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" Whoa! Bill.
Doo-doo is always funny.
I watched the whole thing like this.
Coming up next, Jeff Dye causes some innocent people to make the most expensive mistake of their lives, and our studio audience votes for their favorite right after this.
Welcome back.
Our next guest director tonight is Jeff Dye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jeff.
Yes, my man.
So, you do a hidden-camera show? Yes.
Well, do you think you got this? I think I got it.
I'm feeling very confident, and I'm calling my shot.
All right.
Here we go.
Tell us about your prank.
Besides a prostitute, I would say temp is probably the most stressful and worst job you can have.
But you know what would make it even worse? If you accidentally gave away a really important envelope full of money.
So for our prank, I hired some people to house-sit for the day, and all they had to do was give a giant envelope to a courier.
That's it.
So I decided to make sure this goes completely wrong.
We have Monika playing the difficult boss.
Jonny is the shady business partner.
Kirk is playing our courier and Chris, the delivery guy.
I hope you guys like it.
This is an easy job, but for some reason, no one can do it right.
We just need, like, these handwritten on the envelope.
I'm also gonna have some deliveries made.
So you need to sign for stuff.
It's an easy job.
Any moron can do it.
And then this right here is really important.
I'm sure you haven't seen this kind of cash before.
This is $100,000 cash.
So, this is what you would make maybe in your lifetime plus your parents' lifetime.
So make sure you get a signature for this cash, all right? Okay.
So, the boxes and that.
I don't want to talk to you like a baby, but I will if I have to, 'cause this is important.
Got it.
I will be back in a little bit.
Okay.
Perfect.
All right, Chris.
Come on in.
Hey, how you doing? Good.
How are you? Somebody new.
Where's Jonathan? You filling in? Yes.
If you could sign right here.
Just sign right quick.
Jonny, go in right now.
Quick, on your phone.
Okay, so just to make sure Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry.
Perfect.
Perfect.
And quickly out.
Two boxes.
Two.
So, you know we got the boxes going on.
Dude.
And this one right here.
Hey, um, are you the bank? This one right here.
All right, bye.
That's it.
You have a nice day.
Nice.
Good.
Hello.
City national here to pick up a package, please.
Oh, no.
From the bank? Yeah, there's a blue package Oh, that pouch? Yeah.
Can you get it, please? Yeah.
No problem.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Do you have the package for city national? The money pack, right? Yeah.
Somebody just came in and stole it while the U.
P.
S.
guy was here.
What do you mean, somebody came in and stole it? She is panicking.
I love it.
It should be right on the desk.
We do it every week.
I was signing for these.
There was $100,000 in there.
Has there been anyone else in here? Just the U.
P.
S.
guy, but he was sitting right here.
No, that big guy walked in.
There was a big guy that walked in.
Listen.
Was it somebody you knew? No.
This is my first day.
"Yeah, that's a lot of money.
" That is a lot of money.
And you're okay with being responsible for 100 grand? Oh, my God.
I'd forget my head if I wasn't wearing it.
Uh, Amanda.
What's going on? Where's the blue pouch? What do you mean, where's the blue pouch? A U.
P.
S.
guy came and I signed for it, and then some big guy came in with a beanie and sunglasses.
"Wait.
Who was the big guy?" Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Who was this big guy? 'Cause you pick up the money.
"This was a really important package.
" This was a really important package.
I showed you.
So, you should have had him sign for it like I said.
I didn't see him grab it.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Monika, I want you more stressed out.
I explained to you how important that was, all right? That's $100,000.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I told you to sign for it, right? "Now, I'm gonna have to call the bank on this.
" That 100 grand is gone.
I think the girl gave it to somebody else.
I think I made it pretty clear.
I said "shipments to picked up.
Shipments to be dropped off.
" Okay, obviously you're fired.
I'm sorry.
You can't fire me because of this.
His job is at risk.
This is my company.
I don't know.
How can I trust you? - Send Jonny in.
- What's going on? Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
He came in! It was him that came in! Jon This is my partner.
That's that's the guy that walked in.
You're saying that my partner No, that's the guy that I saw walk in! Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I'm sorry if it's not you, but the guy looked just like you.
"Where is the money?!" Where is the money?! I swear.
Give me a Bible.
I don't know.
Is your life worth 100 grand right now? 'Cause you're swearing on my money our money.
I'm not lying.
Next time someone comes for the money, give it to the right person.
All right.
I'm gonna talk to Kirk and hear his side.
Why would I just make something up? Calm down, okay? "Listen.
" Listen.
Maybe you didn't see me come in.
I did, and I'm not gonna change my story.
"But maybe you didn't.
" But maybe you didn't.
But I did.
I did.
You did what? I'm freaked out right now.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Let's think about this.
Okay.
Maybe you didn't see me come in here.
No, I did.
What if you didn't see me? I know what you're doing.
You don't know what I'm doing.
I haven't said What am I doing? If you didn't see someone that looked like me come in and take the money, it's just an insurance thing.
Work with me here.
I am not working with you.
Just, hey.
Hey.
Fine.
Let's collabo.
Right now, it's you versus me.
No one's asking you to lie.
Yeah, you are.
You just said that you didn't know if it was me.
No.
I know for sure that it's you.
What's going on in here? You're on "Who Gets The Last Laugh?" Come here.
Give me a hug.
You did great.
You were such a trooper.
You did great, my man.
I don't believe you! I wasn't gonna give up.
First of all, you're so mean, man.
No, it's fun! It's a prank! Yeah, you are.
That's the first one where three people cried, though.
Well, that's my, uh, forte.
Okay, studio audience, it's time to vote for your favorite prank.
Go ahead.
Vote now.
Let's take 'em out.
Take the phones out.
You at home, stay right there because when we come back, we'll find out who gets the last laugh.
Welcome back to the show.
Now it's time to found out who gets the last laugh.
Is it Kunal Nayyar? What the [bleep.]
is this? Put your hands up behind your head.
Oh, my [bleep.]
God.
Yes! Is it Bill Bellamy? Why is my car covered in [bleep.]
It is literally a Doo-doo storm.
Or Jeff Dye? Do you have the package? Somebody just came in and stole it.
There was $100,000 in there.
All right.
Tonight's winner is Kunal Nayyar! Yeah! Come on! Congratulations, Kunal Nayyar.
You get the last laugh, plus $10,000 donated to your favorite charity.
Who are you giving all this money to, man? This money is gonna go to take me home rescue, which saves dogs that have been abandoned.
Right on.
Way to go.
And that's our show.
Make sure you tune in next week when three new celebrities duke it out hidden-camera style to see who gets the last laugh.
I'm Donald Faison.
Good night.