Wizards vs. Aliens (2012) s01e12 Episode Script

- I just saw my mum! - Maybe it just looked like your mum? - It was her! Is it possible for a wizard to come back to life? A pale shadow, the essence of a departed wizard.
It will be seeking you out in places that will be mattering to it.
Mum! Mum! Wait! - I'm your son! - My son? Tom, I don't think she remembers anything.
- You're coming back with me? - No! Never, not there! What's wrong? - Tell me what you're doing here.
- With pleasure.
They're cloning your mum, over and over again.
There are facilities like these all over your planet.
Primed to produce genetic copies of your mother.
The irony that our enemy's mother shall feed the Nekross on her magic for centuries to come is delicious.
No! No way! Perhaps the wizard would appreciate a demonstration of the Nekross scientific genius, my excellencies? I don't think so.
An exquisite idea, Technician Jathro 15.
Proceed.
Stop it! Stop it, now! No, Tom! They'll blast you to atoms! Your friend shows wisdom.
DRAMATIC MUSIC The clone is a copy of the female wizard in every genetic detail.
Extract the Magic! No! Stop it! Please! I realise this is distressing for you.
But so is starvation.
Magic in the universe is almost extinct.
Yes, and whose fault is that? As you can see, this way, there is very little waste.
Nekross technology is highly efficient.
You're battery farming people.
You're disgusting.
We are invincible.
But I lost my mum years ago fighting some magical entity.
On the contrary.
That was no "magical entity".
It was a Nekross probe sent to Earth to find Magic.
No way.
Tom's mum destroyed it.
And Magic doesn't work on you lot.
I saw it explode.
Mum! You saw your entity teleport.
Into Earth's orbit.
Where it sent a homing signal and waited on our arrival.
Upon examination we discovered traces of wizard DNA.
Your mother was clearly a brave woman and a strong wizard but she was foolish to do combat with the Nekross science.
- You killed my mum! - No, Tom.
In only a little time your entire planet will become one gigantic clone factory.
This is the control centre of many installations on Earth.
To begin production they only await a signal sent from here containing the female wizard's DNA.
Then the clones will begin to grow.
And what about the people who live here? They're of no consequence.
They cannot stand against the Nekross.
So you're going to wipe us out? In my view, your personal annihilation is long over due.
Get away from those boys, you squid-headed monsters! ALARM SOUNDS Come on, Mum! We've got to get out of here! Whatwhat are those things? What's happening to me? It's OK, Mum, it was Magic.
Raw, uncontrolled, amazing, Magic! We don't have any time to explain.
Not here! Come on, Mum.
It's time to go home.
Hail the Might of Nekron.
You bring news of the master plan? The halfling wizard has discovered the facility.
And he's escaped with one of the clones.
The clone is irrelevant.
The success of the master plan is paramount! Initiate stage two.
As the King commands, so it is done.
Preparations shall begin.
Earth shall becomes Nekron's wizard clone factory.
HE LAUGHS And neither wizard, nor human shall stop us! I've been here before.
This was where you lived.
With me With Dad.
With who? Hi, Tom.
Cooker cleaning time.
Yeah.
Where's Gran? Stirring something up in her cauldron with Moon, probably.
Do you think I'd be spread across the bar like this if she was around? I'm servicing the mower after this.
Bet Mum never let you service the mower in the kitchen.
No, I had a motorbike when we got married.
Well, I say I HAD.
To be accurate, I had it in bits.
All round the house for the first two years.
So the mower in the kitchen once a year was no big deal.
I know you miss her, Dad.
Yeah, of course I do.
What's wrong? Tom? It's not possible.
It's her, Dad.
The Nekross - they cloned her.
What? The Entity - it was the Nekross.
A probe, looking for Magic.
They found her DNA and they're experimenting.
Making copies of her, feeding off her Magic.
Now listen to me.
It's not her, Tom, OK? I know you want it to be her, but it's not your mum.
It's She's She's fake.
No, Dad.
She's got no memory.
She didn't know me but I can feel it's her.
Like I always could.
Hello.
You're Tom's father? Helen? Is it really you? My sweet darling! Chamber of Crowe open to me, reveal yourself on the knock of three.
This place - it's wonderful.
This is our Chamber of Mysteries that has followed the Magical Line of Crowe since time began.
How could I ever have forgotten somewhere as amazing as this? Technically, of course, you haven't forgotten it.
You've never seen it.
You've sort of been re-born.
But she's still my mum, Benny.
Yes, of course.
Genetically, she's exactly the same.
But she's like a computer disk that's never had anything written on it.
Do you have to talk about my wife like she's a piece of hardware? Sorry, Mr Clarke.
I want to remember.
I want to remember all of you.
I want to be the person I was.
I know who you are, Helen, and we'll all help you remember.
Yes.
But it isn't enough.
I've seen those creatures.
The Nekross.
I know why they're here.
You're all in danger.
I have to stop them.
Oh, you really are my daughter! So it'll be true, then? The Young Mistress Crowe is back from beyond the Veil.
Hold on.
Moon knew about this? I didn't want to upset you, Dad.
Randal Moon, hobgoblin and Guardian of the Chamber.
And, from what I'll have just been hearing, key to the young mistress's lost memories.
You mean you can help her? The Magic of the Chamber will be helping her already.
The magic of loved ones will be helping her.
But her memories, they're all here waitingin here.
It might work! She wore this amulet almost all her life, and it carries Magic as old as the Crowe bloodline.
I'm going to bring you back, Mum.
And I will never let you go again.
WIND BLOWS - Helen! - No, Michael! This is Old Magic! Touch her and she'll be lost to us all for ever! SPOOKY MUSIC CHILDREN'S GIGGLES IN HER HEAD 'Cat's claws and monkey's paws!' - 'Helen.
- Michael.
' WEDDING BELLS CHIME LAUGHTER BABY CRIES Mum! Michael.
You remember.
I remember everything.
I remember who I am.
And I remember what happened.
The Nekross tore me from your life, Tom.
But now I'm back, and this time we're going to stop them.
How do your repairs progress? The damage is minor.
The clone wizard's magic is powerful, but unfocused.
Good.
What of the antenna? Technician Jathro 15 is on the roof making final adjustments.
Father orders us to activate the cloning plants across Earth before the wizard can act against us.
The automated cloning systems will take time to configure.
Then it's simply a matter of transmitting the signal from here.
All cloning factories will be operational by Earth sunset.
And then the Nekross shall feast.
For ever.
That's the factory.
There.
Off Drake Way.
Is this a back road? Maybe they won't keep a watch on that one? DOORBELL RINGS I'll get rid of them.
Whichever way we go, the Nekross have guards on the place.
Then I'll be ready for them.
Hey, Tom.
Katie.
Sorry, folks, he might be a while.
Juliet's just turned up for Romeo.
He's dating?! I was worried about you.
You were? Sure.
You're my friend.
And we're still supposed to be going to see that film, yeah? Yeah.
Course.
Only not now.
I can't.
Sorry.
Yeah, sure.
I've gotsort of family stuff going on.
It's so hard to believe.
The last time I saw Tom he was a little boy.
You're going to have all the time in the world to catch up, honey.
I want to see her.
Now.
Come on, then.
The bond between a wizard mother and her child is very special.
You know, we can even share each other's Magic? Tom said he could always tell when his mum was there even if he couldn't see her.
That's right.
And a wizard mother knows things, Benny.
Feels things.
Sometimes too much.
And I knowthis can not last.
They look so nice together.
He looks so handsome.
He's a good boy.
Maybe he'll even make a great wizard.
Not that I'd know! He's missed you, Helen.
I've missed you.
So much.
Doesn't feel like I've been anywhere.
But there was no grey in your hair yesterday.
And the only thing Tom was interested in was in football.
Well, that's not changed so much.
He's growing up, Michael.
He'll need you.
He'll need both of us.
SHE WINCES IN PAIN Helen? He'll need you, Michael.
It must be horrible, losing your mum.
You know if you ever want to talk about anything, I'm always here.
Thanks.
Just as long as it's not about football.
I thought you liked football.
You come to all the school matches.
That doesn't mean I like football.
See you.
Michael, you mustn't tell Tom.
Promise me.
We have to stop the Nekross, and that's going to be dangerous enough without him worrying about me.
What about me worrying? I remember what Mum always used to tell me when I was a child.
Worrying about what may come tomorrow only robs you of what you have today.
What's happening? It's time to go and sort out the Nekross.
Are the clone factories across the planet prepared? Systems are coming on-line, excellencies.
We shall be ready to transmit the genome signal soon.
I am uneasy that the halfling wizard will try to sabotage our stratagem.
Then we must be ready for him.
He has been a worthy adversary, but his resistance to us is ended.
DOG BARKS They've doubled the guards.
And they've got a dog.
But Varg and Lexi aren't stupid.
They'll be expecting us.
Look, maybe this is a bad idea.
Maybe we need more help.
More wizards.
Or something.
No.
There isn't time.
Right.
Spell count - Tom? - Two.
- Two here, too.
That's six in all, then.
OK, I suppose Team Unenchanted will just get by on brains, brawn and good looks.
Right, Benny? All I've needed up to now.
Remember, darling, Magic won't harm these blighters.
I know.
Don't worry, Mum.
Together we can beat them.
I'm sorry.
- Mum! - She took my spells.
Sho-Shah-dah! - Mum! - I'm sorry, Tom.
I put you in danger that night at the castle.
I'm not making that mistake again.
This is too dangerous.
You're going to be an amazing wizard, Tom.
I can feel it.
But I haven't got much time.
- Dad! We've got to stop her! - It's a wizard wall.
You can't escape it, you can't even use Magic in here.
The only way to break it is from outside.
Intruder halt! Meesch-draak-dah! DOG WHIMPERS Sit! There's got to be a way out! There's no way I'm letting Mum take on the Nekross by herself! The only way to break a wizard wall is from outside with a Charmed Relic - like my staff.
Hang on, did you say the guards had a dog? That's right.
Why? Who needs Magic when you've got a vet? HE WHISTLES I'm so sorry.
Foe! Enough! There he is.
Good boy! Get the stick! Get the stick! Good boy.
Come! Come! Good boy! Good boy! Come on, we've got to save Mum! Ah, the Clarke family reunited.
A pity it will be so short-lived.
What have you done to her?! The clone-matter is unstable.
It is surprising she has not dissipated before now.
No! She's got Magic.
She's got so much Magic! She can live! No, Tom.
I can't.
what they've done to me - it's unnatural.
It's against Nature.
It's against Magic.
It couldn't last.
You always knew that, didn't you, Mum? Yes, my darling.
I knew.
My time here ended six years ago.
My place now is beyond the veil.
Inconvenient, as we plan to regenerate you and drain your Magic on an industrial scale.
Not while I can still cast a spell using the power of my 1,000 clones! Vashta-seh-dah! EXPLOSIONS ALARM BLARES She can't use Magic against the Nekross but she can use electricity! Return to the Zarantulus, now! That's right.
Run away! Do you think you've beaten us? No, wizards.
You are too late.
The master plan is intact.
The Nekross shall feast! It's over.
Yes! You did it, Mum.
You destroyed the place! No, Tom.
My time here.
It's over.
The spell took the last of my life energy.
No! You can't go! - I won't let you! - No, son.
There's nothing you can do, Tom.
None of us can fight this.
This is simply life.
I've been so lucky, Tom.
I had one more day with you.
One day, I should never have had, I am so glad I did.
I love you so much.
All of you.
The Veil is opening for me.
It's so beautiful.
Mum! No! Goodbye.
Mum! She did what she had to, Tom.
I didn't want to lose her.
Not again.
I know son, I know.
Neither did I.
Oh, no, this is not good.
A flashing light is never good.
What's this, then? There are other factories all over the world controlled from here.
And they said they had to send a signal to bring them on-line.
That's what this is! They're sending it! We've got to stop it! Come on! The roof! There has to be an antenna.
ELECTRONIC THROBBING No! We're too late! It's sending the signal! You have to do something! But I can't stop it! I'm not strong enough! I don't know what to do.
My mum thought I was going to be a great wizard - and I've let her down already.
I'm useless.
No, you're not! I know you're not! Do something before it's too late! This is for you, Mum! And I will always be here, Tom.
For you.
Mum! And that's no clone! That's my daughter - the real Helen! A wizard from beyond the Veil! Helen's pale shadow! Say with me the Words of Magic.
Mah-shaan-zah-dah! I love you, Mum.
And I'll never forget you.
I love you too, my warrior wizard.
My son.
Blessed be the source of all magic.
You did it! No.
We did it.
Me and my mum, we destroyed everything.
The other factories.
The DNA.
The clones.
Everything.
We've wiped the software.
The Nekross will never be able to make more clones.
Not ever.
Arrgghh! Impossible! There is no mistake.
Our instruments confirm it.
All cloning facilities across Earth have been destroyed.
The halfling wizard.
Tom Clarke.
This is his work.
Enough of these games! We will crush these wizards! From now on, this is war! Our Magic's all that's left in the whole universe.
The Nekross have drained it all.
Defeated every wizard they've encountered, on every planet.
But that ends right here.
Because I'm making a stand for our world and its Magic.
Wizards versus Aliens.
And this time, whatever it takes the wizards are going to win!