Xena: Warrior Princess s05e20 Episode Script

Livia

Congratulations, Livia.
I've had tougher games of tag.
I wasn't talking about the battle.
Oh, the battle's good.
No, I was talking about you being named the emperor's official successor.
Then our plans are on target.
And soon you will be the most powerful woman this empire has ever known.
Then no one can stop us from exterminating the followers of Eli as traitors to Rome and the gods she honors.
Ga Gabri Where are we? The baby Where's Eve? Octavius was supposed to bring her to us.
Som'in's gone wrong.
We've got to get outta here and find them.
Gabrielle, I don't recognize this place.
'R' you ladies lost? Well, that depends.
Where are we? -At the foot of Mt.
Etna.
-Mt.
Etna? How did we get here? Ares Ares! Come out! I know you're here, someplace.
Beg pardon, but Ares hasn't been seen in these parts since the legendary Xena died about 25 years ago.
In the time of ancient gods, warlords and kings a land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Xena.
A mighty princess forged in the heat of battle The power The passion The danger Her courage will change the world.
XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS Are you saying that we've been out? I mean, that Xena has been dead for 25 years? -We gotta get to Rome.
-Why Rome? Because that's where Octavius was headed.
He'll know where I can find Eve.
You! Do you know anything about a roman big shot named Octavius? He's probably a general, or a commander.
Only commander I know of is Livia.
The emperor's bitch.
Excuse my language but when Augustus lets her slaughter harmless people like the followers of Eli, I just lose my Eli? Do people still follow his teachings? You're not from 'round here, are you? Thank you.
I really recommend the beans.
-Pardon me.
-Meg It's Meg.
No, Xena, you were identical.
Here, gimme that.
I'll getcha a fresh one.
-If I were you, I would lay off the starches.
-Oh, pardon me again.
You know what? Shorty you kinda look like her.
Only Gabrielle wasn't so butch.
Meg! Go on, shake your moneymaker, will ya? We got bardburgers burnin' back there.
-Ah, shut up.
-You hush up! -No, you hush up! -Oh, yeah? You hush up first! -I gave you the best chow -What?! Is that you? Gabrielle? Xena? Joxer What're you gonna do now? All I know is, I've got to find my baby.
You know, I looked for you for years.
I only quit after after old Argo died.
Argo There'll never be another like her.
Come with me, girls.
Xena, meet Argo, the second.
-Is that really Argo's daughter? -Yeah.
Only thing is, I never let anyone ride her.
Xena? Let's see what you can do.
Joxer, she's beautiful.
Hey, Dad! Can you come here 'n' take a look at this? Hey, boy.
Come here.
I want you to meet somebody.
See? I want you to meet Xena and Gabrielle.
This is Virgil.
It's a privilege to finally meet you.
See? Apple didn't fall far from the tree.
-You have a son -Yeah.
That's great.
Hey, you know, that roman friend of yours He He swore you two were alive, after I saw you dead.
Funny Roman fr You mean Ocatavius? -Yeah.
-Did he have Eve with him? Yeah, but he left after he saw Ares drag your bodies away.
-Where is he now, Joxer? -Rome.
-That's where we're headed.
-Wait a minute.
You might not get there, because, you know Things have changed a lot since you were last here.
You better let Virgil and I take ya.
-Good.
-This Octavius isn't gonna be easy to find.
The emperor's holding a victory march for his champion, Livia.
-The city's packed.
-Yeah, yeah, see? So it's all settled.
I'll go get my armor and delouse my sword and Hey! You know It'll be like old times again.
Get the horses ready.
Hey, boy, don't forget my prunes, yeah? The crowd's got 'em spooked.
Think you can get them to a stable? Yeah.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna take in the victory march.
Xena, you know how degrading they are.
Yep, and everyone who's anyone's gonna be there.
Octavius is Augustus Caesar.
Ave, Caesar.
Rome rules the world! Xena? Octavius Where's my daughter, Octavius? -That's her? -Livia.
-Champion of Rome.
-That's Eve? Hail, Augustus, emperor of Rome.
I render to you the spoils of battle.
Your triumph and tribute pleases us, Livia.
Accept our imperial thanks and the thanks of a grateful nation.
Now wave and close the curtain.
Do it! Caesar! -What have you done to her? -Done? -You saw, she's incredible.
-She's a warrior for Rome! She's alive.
Considering all of Mt.
Olympus wanted to kill her, wanted to crush the bringer of twilight.
What more did you expect? I'll tell you what I expected.
I expected to raise her myself! To show her a way beyond the blood and the violence! But you weren't there! She was sent away as a child and raised in the provinces, with every advantage.
She had the best tutors, the best training! For what? I saw the slaves.
She's a monster! She's the greatest warrior Rome's ever known.
And she's going to be my wife.
No daughter of mine is going marry Rome.
She doesn't know she's your daughter.
I never told her.
-Then I will! -Why? So the gods can hunt her again? Only this time you won't fool them into thinking she's dead.
Please, Xena! I love her.
Think of Eve.
As my wife, the gods will only know her as Livia, Rome's champion.
As your daughter, Eve, they'll kill her.
Can't sleep? I feel like there's no way home.
What do you mean? I gave away one child once.
And this time I wanted to do right by Eve.
But I woke up and my child had been ripped from my arms.
Xena, she's alive.
There's a chance that you can still be in her life.
It's not gonna be easy.
She has my darkness inside of her.
She has Callisto's spirit.
Those are tough odds to beat.
You did it.
I had help.
She has us.
Xena, she can change.
Like mother, like daughter.
Go to her and talk to her.
She will see the truth.
Ok.
You're right.
Whatever turned Eve, we can turn her back.
Like mother, like daughter.
-One crop this season! -This is my shop.
Great.
We'll meet you back here later.
Xena, are you sure you don't need help? Yeah, I could come with ya, you know? I'm still Joxer, the M Joxer, the M Thanks anyway.
Wish me luck.
Fortune favors the brave.
I'll say.
-You have a way with words.
-Words, schmords You should see him shoe a horse.
Now, that's something to see.
Citizens! Your attention! Your attention, please! Attention! To commemmorate her victories Livia has commissioned a new temple to Ares.
Your offerings are appreciated.
Cough it up, citizens! Come on.
Pay your respects.
Money for the god's temple? Blow it out your ass, titan.
-Let go 'a him! -It's not a request.
Look, you can't force us to give money to the gods.
You're one of those Eli believers I believe that you have a right to choose whatever faith you want.
-Now let him go.
-Or you'll do what? -We're not lookin' for trouble.
-Too bad.
You already found it.
Get 'em! The woman's mine! Get them! Now you'll taste the steel of Joxer, the Mighty! Gods! Stop! Or the old man gets it! -Let's go, tough guy! -Come on! You are worse than a wasp! Death has no sting for gods, remember? -Give up? -I'll give you somethin'.
If you were mortal, I'd cut out your heart.
Xena Kiss this.
Charming.
Move and I'll kill you.
Take it easy, Livia.
It's not how it looks.
Then how is it? For 25 years, I thought Xena was dead.
And now she shows up, not one day older.
I had to kiss her, make sure she was real, not an impostor.
You're telling me that you had to kiss her to I.
D.
her? Think about it.
If Xena is still alive, chances are that Eve is too.
And if she is, then I'm the dead man.
Because Eve is the bringer of twilight.
Eve is dead, and you know it.
-Who asked you? -Livia, don't.
No, let her go.
She'll be back.
And if Eve is alive, she'll lead us right to her.
It's all my fault.
If I hadn't opened my big mouth, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Gabrielle's furious with me.
Are you kidding? After all the times you helped her and Xena? I mean, saving 'em from the the bacchae, and dryads, and not to mention Callisto all those times.
Listen, now, why don't we not mention any of that to her? I mean, I don't want her to feel that she owes me, you know? Nobody knows what's going on.
In fact, nobody deserves to be here.
I don't get it.
I do.
They're followers of Eli.
That's Eve, isn't it? -Better known as Livia.
-All right, listen up.
You pick a champion to fight me in the arena.
To keep it fair, I'll provide the weapons and armor.
If he wins, you go free.
I win, and you die.
That is not salvation.
That's slaughter.
You're above that.
-How would you know? -Ask yourself that question.
You sheep would do well to choose him as your champion.
Yeah, you're the one.
Hello, Octavius.
I see the years haven't robbed you of your stealth.
No, just my child.
But don't worry.
I'm not gonna kill ya.
Not today.
I believe that you truly do care for my daughter.
I'm going to save her.
Are you in or out? Save her from what? Marrying me? Xena, I love her.
And what's more, Livia loves me.
Fool.
She doesn't love you.
She loves the god of war.
Ares What's he got to do with this? Everything.
Who do you think tapped into her dark side? He seduced her with promises of absolute power.
That's a lie.
Livia's hard, but she's honorable.
Ares is going to be at the bacchanalia tonight.
So am I.
Livia has posted guards with orders to stop you on sight.
I'll deal with that.
When I catch up with Ares, I'm going to give you a signal.
Be watching.
And find a way to get Eve close enough to overhear us.
But why? Because Ares has her standing on the edge of an abyss.
She can't even see it.
So you be there.
You be watching when I give the word.
Livia, I'd like a word with you.
Hit me.
Don't tempt me.
I was kinda hopin' you'd be back.
I gotta know what happened.
I thought you were dead.
It's a nasty rumor.
No, no, see, I mourned you.
For years, I mourned you.
Yes, you looked positively grief-stricken when I saw you today at the arena.
What? That rough-and-tumble with Livia? -You're not jealous -Of a roman wannabe? Hardly.
Well, you're right.
She's not you.
Because if I thought for one moment that you being here meant we had a second chance Yes? I'd drop her like a nasty habit.
You and Ares? I'd sooner see the empire destroyed than leave it to you.
Ares Still pickin' up on me after all these years.
I'm flattered.
But you're not the only one with insight.
I picked up on som'in', too.
Wanna hear? -No.
-Livia or should I say Eve? -I don't know what you're talking about.
-Yeah, you do.
Both times I've seen you it's been because Livia's been there.
The arena, the bacchanalia.
Bet you're gonna try and see her now, right? Right.
See? I figured out, whatever you did to cheat death, I must've slowed up by putting you and Gabrielle on ice.
But not Eve.
And so for 25 years, she kept growing into Livia, champion of Rome.
Keep out of my way.
The moment it hit me, I knew.
I don't know why I didn't see it before, but I didn't.
I swear.
And that's supposed to make it ok? No, it's supposed to make you see that it wasn't personal.
It doesn't get more personal than when you corrupt my daughter the way you did me.
See? That is just my point.
It's not the same.
Nobody's the same as you, Xena, not for me.
Then let me take her away.
Ares, the other gods don't need to know.
It's not my call.
But the offer is what it's always been.
You and me together, a child and I take Livia's secret with me to the grave.
Otherwise You'd condemn to death a woman you claim to love? No.
But I'd condemn her daughter.
What are you doing? That? It's nothing.
Are you writing? Yes.
I write or at least I try, but I'm nowhere near as good as you.
You're a bard I I write poems.
Epic poems.
I had no idea.
Why didn't you say so? 'Cause Dad doesn't like it.
I think he wishes I was more like him.
You know, a real hero instead of writing about one.
Virgil You are a hero.
You were willing to risk your life fo fight Livia and try and save all our lives.
Well, that's nothing compared to the stories about what you've done.
Virgil All the stories I told you about me being a hero are They're inspiring.
I'll say.
I mean, that's why I write 'em down.
So everyone who reads 'em might try to find the courage to be a hero, too.
And I did.
Runs in the family.
I didn't come here to fight.
I came to talk.
About what? Ares? Well, you can have him, if you live long enough.
It's not about Ares.
-I want to talk about you.
-Me? -You don't know the first thing about me! -But I do.
I know your first laugh, your first tears.
I know your first breath.
I'm your mother.
You're my daughter.
Your name is Eve.
Well, Ares was right about one thing.
You're incredible.
It's an incredible story.
But the bottom line is Ares now knows I'm your mother.
-You're in grave danger.
-You're insane! Why would I believe you? You are my daughter.
When the other gods find out, you're g Shut up! You are not my mother.
Rome is my mother.
You're the one I want to fight to the death.
Tomorrow, in the arena.
Just you and me.
Livia! It's Livia! Livia! Livia, commander of the legions of Rome, is here as your champion.
Announce the match.
Would you deny the people their sport? Announce the match! The first match will be fought by Livia, defender of Rome, against the champion of the followers of Eli, Xena.
-Kill her! -Execute the traitor! Go, Livia! -Destroy Xena! -Kill Xena! Glory to Livia! Down with Xena! Today you die, Xena! We don't have to do this.
I know.
-Make her suffer! -Begin.
Rip her to pieces! Eve, I know you're angry! Come on, Xena! Give us time.
Our time ran out Cut her head off! I will never give up on you, Eve.
Never! I'm Livia! -Kill her! -Acaba com ela! Finish her! I'm not going to kill you, Eve.
You're my daughter whether you know it or not.
I love you.
Then let me die.
Kill her! Let her die! Murder her! Our champion chooses mercy! Life for us all! Life! Life for us all! Life! -Let her live! -Show mercy! I'll make you wish I'd never been born.
No, Eve.
Thank you, Xena! -Eve? -Bless you, Xena! Thank you, Xena! Eve! Eve! Eve! We've gotta go after her, Gabrielle.
She'll do something terrible.
We've gotta save her from herself and the gods.
TO BE CONTINUED
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