Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man (2025) s01e04 Episode Script

1
You're just meeting up to discuss the fact
that he knows you're Spider-Man.
[sighs]
So, the only question now, Peter,
is, "What do you need?"
Hey, Ma, what's up?
C Could you please give me a ride home?
This isn't how I wanted you
to come over for the first time.
Andre was vandalizing a building
with some hoodlums.
I'm Big Donovan. Leader of the One Hundred
and Tenth street gang.
-And nobody leaves this family.
-[thugs agreeing]
-Me for my brother.
-Lonnie.
It's a hell of a trade up.
-[whirring]
-Eyes on me, bug boy. [grunts]
[Peter]
Spider-Man versus Bonnie and Clyde.
[tense music playing]
[Norman] Nothing can go that fast
without some kind of signal.
-[whirs]
-[Peter grunts]
[Peter] That's the same symbol I saw
on old hothead's flamethrowers.
Welcome to the team, Mr. Osborn.
Welcome to the One Tenth, Lonnie Lincoln.
[music fades]
["Neighbor Like Me" playing]
[chorus] Hey there ♪
There goes the Spider-Man ♪
Spider-Man ♪
Does whatever a spider can ♪
Spider-Man ♪
Spider-Man
Spider-Man ♪
-There goes the Spider-Man ♪
-[Relaye] Yeah! Eh! ♪
There we go
There we go ♪
There we go again ♪
Swinging through the city so fast
You can barely notice him ♪
Wall crawler ♪
You know what's after that ♪
Friendly neighborhood
He's taking care of the habitat ♪
Urban acrobat ♪
Don't know where he find the time
Fighting crime ♪
Humble beginnings
And now we flyin' high ♪
Spi-Spidey sense
Superpower science kid ♪
You don't think it's fair
I got the world's smallest violin ♪
At the pinnacle
Perched at the top ♪
It's daily and it never stops ♪
[chorus] Hey there ♪
[Relaye] Need my city,
my city it need me ♪
A hero not a vigilante ♪
[chorus] There goes the Spider-Man ♪
[Relaye] Taking off the mask
I know what you see ♪
[chorus] Look out ♪
[Relaye] Know you want
a neighbor like me ♪
Cleaning up Queens, NYC ♪
And I do it even better with a team ♪
[chorus] Here comes the Spider-Man ♪
[whimsical music playing]
Um Right. Uh, so,
energy research division. [chuckles]
We've been making pro
uh, progress on our [gulps] project.
It's, um [clears throat]
uh, a magnetic generator
that will, hopefully, be able to create
a, uh, perpetual magnetic field that
Parker, either put me out of my misery
or stop talking!
How do you expect to make it in this field
if you can't properly present your ideas?
Well, I I just
You know what your problem is?
You've got a lazy tongue.
If you don't learn to speak up
and speak your mind,
you will never be heard
over all the other voices in the room
that are much, much louder.
Uh You mean like yours?
[interns chuckling]
If you like jokes so much, Parker,
let's talk about your absolute
joke of an intern project proposal.
[slams table]
Magnetic generator, huh?
It sounds unwieldy, unreliable,
and unnecessary.
How much power could that
rinky-dink design of yours
-possibly put out?
-[whirring]
I doubt enough to power
a child's alarm clock.
Oh, it might win you a ribbon
at the science fair,
but it certainly won't win you
my approval.
But please, proceed.
Maybe you'll dazzle me.
Uh [clears throat] So, [chuckles] I
In my presentation, I will cover
[groans] Enough!
Let Parker be a lesson to you all.
If you come to me with weak pitches,
I will tear them to pieces.
And I know what you're thinking.
"Oh, the old guy. He's so hard on us!"
Yeah. You bet I am. Because I will do
-what it takes to get you to perform!
-[groans]
[Dr. Wittman] I will drive you
like sled dogs
-through a night of holy terror.
-[sighs]
Because that is how you win
the Iditarod, people!
"Night of holy terror." Got it.
Sorry to interrupt,
but Mr. Osborn is requesting
a meeting in his office.
No, Doctor, not with you.
-He'd like to see Mr. Parker. Again.
-[chuckles]
[interns whispering]
-[Dr. Wittman grunts]
-Raise your hand if you find it bizarre
Mr. Osborn always wants
to meet with Peter.
[music stops]
You all should be thanking Peter.
He's obviously doing really well here,
which gives the entire intern team
a good name.
So, since Peter's leaving,
I'll just go over our project schematics
with you later, Bentley.
Uh, I'm the arbiter here.
-I make the decision.
-Of course, you do.
And I can't wait for you to tell me how
-Oh, what did you call it? [gasps] Right.
-Huh.
-How "unnecessary" all my work is.
-[grunts]
-Amadeus, why don't you present next?
-Finally!
Feel free to take a few notes
on your way out, Pete. Lights!
-[disco music on speakers]
-Oscorp engineering
will never be the same after this.
-Prepare to witness the future!
-[groans]
An Amadeus Cho Production.
[elevator dings]
-[groans]
-[Harry] Whoa!
Sorry, dude. I had no idea you were there.
[Peter] Oh. It's-It's okay.
My face barely hurts.
Peter Parker. New intern?
Here to see my dad?
Yes. Yeah. Here's to see your
Oh, whoa. [chuckles] You're Harry.
Uh-huh. Cool to meet you, man.
Welcome to the top of Oscorp Tower.
You're above it all up here.
King of the world!
[both chuckle]
Ah, it's always so freaky getting off
on this floor. I feel so out of place.
Hey, if this is the place
you're supposed to be,
then you're not out of place. Right?
Uh, it's just
your dad is kinda intimidating.
[chuckles] Don't let my dad scare you.
Look, dude, you're, like,
way younger than him.
Anything happens,
[whispers] you can outrun him.
[both chuckle]
Hope I see you around, Peter!
-Hey, Mr. Osborn. I just ran into your
-Peter! Perfect. You're here.
Turn on Do Not Disturb mode.
[whirring]
-[buzzes]
-[chimes]
-[gasps]
-[clanks]
[gasps]
[clanks, buzzes]
[chuckles] Wow!
Now this is some serious privacy.
I wish I had it in my room at home,
so I could keep May out
when I have girls over.
Well, like, eventually.
If I were to ever have a girl over.
Other than Nico, who is a girl,
but more like a bud, not someone I'd
Okay. Peter, this protocol is in place
so we can talk about Spider-Man.
So, let's do that.
Okay! Uh, awesome. Yeah, a lot
Wait. What're you watching?
I'm surprised you haven't been
following this.
-[chimes]
-With over 100 countries in agreement,
the ratification of the Sokovia Accords
means that any super-powered individual
must register
with their respective government
or risk a fine or even imprisonment.
Most recently, the passage
of the Sokovia Accords has created dissent
in the Avengers' ranks.
After a skirmish at an airport in Germany,
the group has scattered,
and Captain Rogers
and Barnes remain on the run.
I mean, I heard things were crazy, but
[chuckles] I mean, they're the Avengers.
They'll patch things up. Right?
Maybe. Maybe not.
That's their problem to solve.
You're your own hero.
But all that Accords stuff
they're fighting about,
would that apply to me, too?
I will handle it.
That's what I'm here for.
Your focus is needed elsewhere, isn't it?
Yeah. I mean, I guess it is.
I've been trying to figure out what to do
about the tricked-out criminals
I've been fighting.
Ah, yes. New York has become
a very dangerous place, that's for sure.
Now, before you go digging around in it,
you need to take a look
at what my secret projects division
has put together.
I can't wait to see their designs!
I've actually had a few ideas of my own
that I've been doodling out.
We're already past
-the design phase, Peter.
-[gasps]
[dramatic music playing]
I rushed this operation
into overnight manufacturing.
Oscorp's best engineers now work
round the clock for you.
And they have no idea who you even are.
This is for me?
[chimes]
[whirring, hissing]
Uh, you know I'm not Thor, right?
Because looking at this, all I'm hearing
is, [in deep voice] "You are not worthy."
You're underestimating yourself.
Think of how much you've changed
in your time as Spider-Man already.
You'll grow into this suit.
It reflects true strength
and true heroism,
-both of which I know are in you.
-Mm.
Plus, it tested really well
in all your key demographics.
I have demographics?
-[horns honking]
-[pigeons cooing]
Oh.
-Yoink! [cackling]
-[grunts] Hey! Stop that thief!
[cackling]
[Peter] Wow!
-You guys must really be jonesing
-Who's that?
-for some Werther's Originals.
-Huh?
[heroic music playing]
Drop the purse.
[gasps]
[Peter] Good. Now I think you
[groans]
[grunts] What?
[grunting] Get Get off.
Will you just get this [grunting]
[moans]
Are those things supposed
to help get me down?
-[clanking]
-Hey! Ow! Hey! Stop it!
-I am I am not a piñata.
-[gasps] Mm.
-Oh. Wow!
-[window opens]
[Peter grunting]
I'm gonna need to see some other options.
[hip-hop music playing,
Ayra Starr "Memories"]
-Great job today, everybody!
-Bye.
-Yeah. I'll see you guys later.
-Hey.
-[chuckles]
-I wanted to be sure to catch you
and say thanks
for the ride home the other day.
So you waited outside for me
like a stalker? Aw, that's so creepy.
-[chuckles] I'm touched.
-[laughs]
I know this isn't much,
but I picked it out from my mom's garden,
and if she found out, she'd kill me.
So, I must like you a lot, Pearl.
It's perfect.
[both chuckle]
So, is everything okay? I dropped you off,
and then you kinda went
radio silent on me.
Yeah, I didn't mean to.
Really, I just I just got overwhelmed.
It's cool. I understood.
I just didn't know what happened, is all.
Right. Sorry.
My brother Dre got into a situation,
but he's safe now. So, it's all good.
All good? Great. I'm glad.
You want another lift back to your place?
No charge.
It just so happens cute boys
who bring me flowers
ride for free in my car.
[chuckles] Nah. I gotta pass, sadly.
Still got some errands left to run,
you know.
Okay, I'll see you later, then.
Just remember, you can always talk to me
if you need to, okay?
I know you wanna be a tough guy,
but nobody likes tough guys, Lon.
[phone vibrating]
[Big Donovan] Get here, now!
You on the clock.
[man] Hey, hey, look at that!
-[gasps] Huh?
-[man] Yeah! Up there!
[heroic music playing]
-[powering down]
-Whoa!
-[crowd exclaiming]
-Huh?
-[Peter] Whoa! Whoa!
-[crowd gasping]
[grunts] What is up with this? O
Okay. This is way harder
to get the hang of than web swinging.
[Norman] The Hornet pack is
a more efficient method of traversal,
and it frees up your wrist shooters
for your stingers.
My what?
[chimes]
[powering up]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-[woman screams]
-[Peter] Uh, sorry!
Oh! This is a lot of new stuff
to get used to.
I mean, am I even technically Spider-Man,
anymore? Whoa!
Well, why do you need to be
a Spiderman at all?
-Well, uh, because a spider bit me?
-Well, it's quite a narrow niche.
You should be open
-to expanding your identity options.
-[yelling]
-[Peter] Whoa!
-[crowd gasping]
Yeah, sure. I just I don't know
if it's worth changing my whole name
so I can use a wing-pack that is,
like, impossible to control.
It has a built-in gyroscope.
Quit fighting it, and you'll level out.
-[Peter exclaims]
-[horns honking]
[sighs]
Okay.
Hey. [chuckles] Hey.
All right. Now I get it.
This is actually pretty cool
-[bus honks]
-[driver sighs]
-[groans]
-[squeaks]
-[suit powers down]
-[Peter yells]
[electricity crackling]
[sighs] Next please.
-Whoo!
-[all groan]
[laughing] Yeah!
[rap music playing,
Lil Bravo "Talk That"]
[Bulldozer] The Scorpions are trying
to move in on our turf, Don.
We gave 'em a chance to show some respect,
and they won't cough up an ounce of it!
They're not the only ones
who owe me some respect!
Does it look like a damn study hall
in here to you? Huh?
Sorry. I'll put it away.
[tense music playing]
[thug 1 scoffs] Check out Mr. Einstein
over here. Studying like a big brain.
[thug 2] Nah. Yeah.
Not like anyone's doing
anything around here, anyway.
[footsteps approaching]
Excuse me? Sound like Lincoln here wants
somethin' to do. Well, don't worry.
I got just the job for you, Superstar.
I'm makin' a group order at a place
up in Highbridge called La Fresca's.
It's a killer spot.
Their burritos are out of this world!
Man, it's like they fell
out of a hole in the sky!
[thug 3] Yeah, good spot.
[Big Donovan] Yeah, hi. Placing an order.
Oh, when they give you hot sauce packets,
can you ask for extra?
I have a sauce drawer at home.
[chill music playing]
[child laughing, humming]
Oh. [chuckles]
Huh?
-Honey, wait up.
-Come back.
Balloon, come back!
[panting]
-[whooshes]
-[rustling]
[tense music playing]
[gasps]
[tense music swells]
-[screams]
-[tense music fades]
-[Peter] Here's your balloon.
-[gasps]
[crying]
[Peter] Oh, no. Hey! I
No! I'm not scary! I'm just
I'm your friendly
neighborhood flying spider!
-[shrieking]
-Hey! That freak
scared my daughter! Get him!
-[man 1] Hey!
-[man 2] Leave her alone.
-[woman] Pick on someone your own size!
-[sighs]
-[man 1] Get him outta here!
-[man 2] Oh, my God!
[Peter] Okay. I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn.
This suit is another bust.
A little girl just screamed
when she saw me.
Damn! I was afraid of that.
What if we added
a smiley face to the mask?
[Peter] Okay. That's even creepier.
But [grunts] No! None of these suits
are right! I feel like an idiot.
[Norman] Okay, okay. Calm down.
I know this is frustrating,
but it's all part
of the development process.
-[buzzes]
-Head back to Oscorp.
[Mexican music playing, Roberto Castro
& 2 Swift "Nos Vamos De Fiesta"]
[cash register beeping, dings]
-Order?
-Yeah.
Pickin' up for, uh
[sighs]
Big Donovan?
-[man 1] Hmm?
-[man 2] Mm-hm.
Here you go, man. Take care.
[door opens]
[tense music playing]
Tell Big Don we'll be seeing him soon.
[sighs]
[gasps]
-[grunts]
-[intense music playing]
[Lonnie and thug panting]
[coughs]
[panting]
[sighing]
[sighs]
[grunts]
[door opens]
Well, well, look who's back?
-[thug] You ain't gettin' a tip, kid.
-[thugs laughing]
Welcome back. [laughs]
Was there a long line
or something, Superstar?
I almost got jumped out there.
And you knew it would happen, didn't you?
Who was that woman?
Yeah, lemme guess. Dark green hair?
Looks that could kill?
Also, she looked like she could kill you?
Her name's Carmilla Black.
She's lieutenant for the local riffraff.
La Fresca's is on her group's turf.
They're a crew that showed up recently.
Call themselves the Scorpions.
Nasty group. And if you thought
Carmilla was unfriendly,
the guy running the whole operation is
an even bigger psycho.
And that's coming from you?
[Big Donovan] Boy, Mac Gargan make me
look like the Dalai damn Lama.
He ruthless.
The guy picks fights with other gangs
just for the sport of it.
Your beef with him didn't involve me
until you sent me in there
using your name!
Wake up, Lincoln! The Scorpions were
always gonna be your problem.
The One Tenth is our street.
This is our neighborhood.
You might not like the way
I do things, Superstar,
but you wouldn't even be able to walk down
to your house if it wasn't for us.
You wanna protect your family?
Without us pushing back,
Gargan and Carmilla would be
knockin' on their front door.
If it gets too bad, I can get my family
somewhere else. Somewhere safe.
[scoffs] Where you gonna go, Superstar?
Even if you did move out,
the thing about Gargan is,
he used to find people for a living.
And now, now his go-to gal has
seen your face.
Yeah! Because of you!
Eh, regardless of the reasons,
Gargan knows you roll with me now.
He'd track you down just for fun,
and it wouldn't be too hard
with you poppin' up all over
the local sports page every week.
Face it, kid, if you're alone,
no one'll be able to help you.
-With us? At least you got protection.
-[thugs agreeing]
[thug] Yeah. That's right.
[tense music playing]
[sighs] I don't wanna be lied to anymore,
Don. You can't use me like a pawn.
Yeah, once I know for sure you're loyal,
you won't be.
Now, I suggest you grab a bite to eat.
After all, you worked so hard
to get this food.
-[thugs laughing]
-[grunts] Tsk. Man.
You gonna finish that?
[buzzing]
[Norman] Hmm.
Peter, I owe you an apology.
I know I've been throwing a lot at you,
but it's only because I want you
to be equipped for whatever's out there.
-Like what?
-[Norman] Like I don't know exactly.
I mean, nobody does.
This city has grown accustomed to loss,
-destruction, chaos
-[emotional music playing]
all caused by events
we barely even understand.
My uncle used to say no one's tougher
than New Yorkers.
Your uncle was right. Toughness is
what helped me build this company.
But what is Oscorp worth if I can't use it
to give back to the city?
Our city?
[chuckles] Like,
what it's worth in US dollars?
I think several billion. [chuckling]
I'm serious, Peter.
Now that we're working together,
if you're not the best hero you can be,
then I've failed.
[sighs] No pressure.
[Norman] That's why I've been forcing
innovations on your suit,
why I've been pushing the envelope.
Because we're in the middle
of an arms race that started way back
when the Avengers first formed.
When they defended the city
from that invasion?
I mean, they stepped up
because we needed them.
And that need is still there.
We need more heroes than ever.
Stronger, better heroes.
Heroes that aren't one bad day away
from a gamma-fueled rampage.
Heroes that won't decimate
an entire country trying to shut down
a mad AI that they themselves created.
We need heroes who will take
accountability for their actions
and live up to what they represent.
[sighs] I'm scared
I'm never gonna be good enough
to live up to what you want
from me, Mr. Osborn.
You will. I'll help you.
And while those Accords force the Avengers
to reckon with their past mistakes
and shortcomings,
you and I will be perfecting
what comes next.
The first in a new generation of heroes.
[trilling]
[beeps]
-[whirring]
-[heroic music playing]
[Norman] It doesn't matter what those
other potential suits you tried offered.
They weren't you.
You're Spider-Man.
And this This
[whirring, hissing]
is Spider-Man.
[heroic music swells]
[gasps]
[Norman] Isn't it just how
you always pictured it?
I mean, it's it's amazing,
but I don't know.
You will know, though.
As soon as you try it on.
[upbeat music playing, Sir Sly "High"]
-[whooshing]
-[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
[whooshing]
[Peter] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[chuckles] The aerodynamics
are top notch! But
[Norman] No buts until you see it
in real action.
[Peter] Yeah, too bad it's totally dead.
No one's committing crime right now.
[Norman] It's New York City.
Someone's always up to something.
[upbeat music playing on earphones,
Marina V "Runaway Train"]
[alarm ringing]
[thieves grunt]
-Mikhail, start it.
-Yeah.
-[tires screech]
-[Marina V "Runaway Train" continuing]
[Roxanna] How's the take, Mila?
It is enough to get
what we need from the inventor.
Well, I should hope so.
We're about to have
half the NYPD after us.
Enough complaining!
Stick to your role, Dmitri.
-This is my role! I'm the brains.
-I am the brains.
-[Dmitri] Mila is the muscle.
-[Mikhail] I am the muscle, too!
[Dmitri] And you're the wild card,
Roxanna.
-[Mikhail] I am the wild card
-Shut up, Mikhail!
You're the guy with the van. So, drive!
[Roxanna sighs] If we wasted time
prepping your plan, Dmitri,
the Tracksuits would've hit that
stash house first. We don't do quiet.
-Roxanna's right. We do loud!
-[horn honk echoes]
[tires screech]
-[officer 1] Stop, right there!
-[officer 2] Freeze.
[sighs] But a deft touch
could've avoided
all this unwanted attention.
Who says it is unwanted?
Now comes the fun part!
-[tires screeching]
-[Mikhail yells]
-They're chargin'!
-[officer 3] Stop.
-[officer 4] Get out of the way!
-[both groan]
-[Marina V "Runaway Train" continuing]
-[tires screech]
[siren wailing]
[Peter] Ooh, ooh,
Mr. Osborn, got somethin' here!
[Norman] Of course. Well, we'll have
to debrief later, I'm supposed to meet
[Peter] Oh, no!
[horns honking]
[laughing]
-[woman screams]
-[tires screech]
-[truck horn blaring]
-[yells]
[tires screech]
[Peter] Whoa!
-[Mikhail] Move!
-[people screaming]
[sirens wailing]
-[tense music playing]
-[panting]
-[man] Help! Help!
-[Peter] Oh, man.
-[people groaning]
-Mommy!
Hey!
[woman] Someone please help!
[Peter grunts] You're clear!
-Get to the side of the road!
-[yells]
-[man] Help! Here! [grunts]
-Lemme help you outta there.
-[Peter] Hey. Easy.
-My daughter.
I'll get her. Don't worry.
[whooshes]
[sirens wailing]
-Now, this is living!
-Unless we crash. Then, it is dying.
I don't know if we're going to make it
through the bridge.
This is a lot of heat.
If you're scared of wolves,
don't go in the woods.
Hey! Do svidanya.
I will be back for you all.
[grunts]
[grunts, groans]
-[sirens wailing]
-[grunting]
-Did she just
-With all our
-Huh. I guess she was wild card.
-[siren wailing]
[exclaims]
[tires screeching]
-Hand in the air!
-Okay.
Next time,
we try your quiet thing, Dmitri.
[tense music continuing]
Hello? Anyone still out there?
[man] Help! Please!
Somebody help!
[sighs] This is gonna hurt!
[grunting]
-What the [chuckles] I'm fireproof?
-I'm not.
[heroic music playing]
[man] Whoa!
-You're safe now.
-[breathing heavily] Thank you.
-You're You're amazing.
-[woman 1] Did you see that?
-[victim] Thank you for saving us.
-Hey! Catch your breath.
-I'm just glad you guys are okay.
-[man 1] You're a hero!
Uh, sorry. I gotta run. Stay safe!
[man 2] Thank you! Thank you!
Okay, I'll admit, I wasn't sold at first,
but it was so awesome!
We have a winner, Mr. Osborn. [gasps]
[gasps] Holy crap! You're Spider-Man.
No, I'm n not.
[reporter on phone] As we've been
following the high-speed chase,
Mikhail Sytsevich, Dmitri Smerdyakov,
and Roxanna Volkov were all taken
into custody.
Their accomplice, a woman known
as Mila Masaryk, is still at large.
[suspenseful music playing]
[sirens wailing in distance]
[suspenseful music building]
Miss Masaryk,
how can I help you this evening?
[closing theme music playing]