Durarara!! (2010) s01e06 Episode Script
Active Interest
1 The treacherous sunset Uragiri no yuuyake Seems to tear away Yakkai ni karamitsuku ase wo The annoying sweat that curls around me Kirisaku you ni shite My machine howls, like it's singing Machine wa sakebu utau you ni Blow up louder CELTY STURLUSON Blow up louder Blow up louder The silent fairy is there Mukuchi na yousei wa soko ni iru Blow up louder SEIJI YAGIRI Blow up louder Blow up louder Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera NAMIE YAGIRI Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima IZAYA ORIHARA Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita ERIKA KARISAWA And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita WALKER YUMASAKI The morning sun rises Asa hi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asa hi wa noboru KYOHEl KADOTA Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa SABURO TOGUSA If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa And the dream won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano yume wo The things we see really do exist Oretachi niwa mieteru mono ga aru Surely Kitto MIKADO RYUGAMINE Surely Kitto Surely Kitto It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono MASAOMI KIDA It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga ANRI SONOHARA Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga The Dollars? That's the angel who shouts, Pi-piru-piru-piru, flying through the sky, panties showing.
Don't use too much.
If she doesn't wake up, they take it from our pay.
We don't know much about the Dollars, either.
I'll tell you what we know, though.
Seems they're a color gang, but no one knows what color, etc.
Dengeki Bunko just released their latest publishing run.
Ten more for other stuff.
Other stuff.
The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru SIMON BREZHNEV The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru Over the horizon Suiheisen If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa SHINRA KISHITANI If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa That light won't be meaningless.
Muimi ja nai ano hikari DURARARA!! You're not getting away! Turning right! A real man uses his abs.
Haven't done something like this since we joined the Dollars, have we, Kyohei? Sit your ass down.
The Dollars aren't an angel who flies through the air, panties showing, shouting, Pi-piru-piru-piru, are they, Dotachin? Don't call me that! Okay.
We got rid of them.
That's insane! Damn it! Now then, let's have a chat about those human experiments you're involved with.
I'm Kyohei Kadota.
Actually, I don't like being called Dotachin.
This all began eight hours ago.
ACTIVE INTEREST What I'm about to tell you is the famous Kazutawno incident.
Taro Tanaka Taro Tanaka It was a classmate of mine who vanished.
Taro Tanaka A friend of a friend, to be precise, but Taro Tanaka I'd never met them.
Setton I'd never met them.
Setton A friend of yours vanished, Taro? Kanra A friend of yours vanished, Taro? Kanra Lately, a lot of people have been disappearing.
Kanra Lots of people are talking about missing persons cases.
Setton Lots of people are talking about missing persons cases.
Setton You love rumors, Kanra.
You love rumors, Kanra.
All the rumors I've heard are about runaways who've just recently come to the big city or illegal aliens.
In other words, people who wouldn't leave any traces if they vanished.
A lot of them are going missing between Ikebukuro and Shibuya.
And once they vanish, they're never found again.
Really? There are even scarier rumors, too.
The reason they're never found is because the Dollars are eating the disposed-of bodies.
I'm digging the rusted sign! Is this the shopping mall the information broker mentioned? Sure looks like you'd see a lot of illegal aliens here.
Okay, let's get to work earning that cash! Kazutawno! It's fun, isn't it? Oh, teenage girls! Twenty percent bonus.
Nah, let's stick with the usual today.
If we get greedy, you-know-who might show up.
The Headless Rider? For today, let's just go with this one.
What's up? You don't think he's broken somewhere? Well, it's human.
Well, the middle-aged man has some wear and tear, so we should expect a discounted price.
Hey.
Hi there, seeds of life.
I'mma Japanese! Same as you! But'cha know, people always says I look foreign! I'zo sad! Sometimes they pick on me, ya know? I don't think we can sell this one.
What the hell does I'zo sad mean? So like, without a younger-brother type helper-fairy character like Yuta, he's just a masochistic wolf with a hair fetish.
He's more of a cross-dresser than a younger-brother type.
I'd prefer a younger-sister type helper-fairy.
Or an older sister.
Don't talk about that shit when we're eating, okay? Dotachin, let's get some food! Food, food! Okay.
Man! Your artisan skills are amazing as usual, Kyohei.
The toilet's bigger than my room.
I'm told the concept is a quality cabaret club, offering a quiet evening.
We should get going.
This day only comes once a month.
Yeah.
Who is it? Kazutawno.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Sara wareta (I broke a plate ) He should get a new one.
Time to hit the dollar store! I'm Japanese! You think maybe it was supposed to be sarawareta (kidnapped)? No way.
Shut up! Get him to shut up already! On it.
It cheap! It fresh! It fresh! So you heard that rumor, too, Anri? So you heard that rumor, too, Anri? Yes.
It's okay! The whole thing's BS.
That's right.
Mika just disappeared.
We don't know that she was kidnapped.
I'm sure she wasn't kidnapped and then killed Ever heard of a thing called tact? Screwed the pooch there.
Here you go.
Nigiri-sushi for three.
It's okay.
Our sushi made out of fish.
No human, even on half-price day! However, sushi bar on corner However, sushi bar on corner We're still talking about this? We're still talking about this? Simon! Your banner outside's broke! The banner? Yes, the banner! Let's go fix it! Okay? Yeah! It true! Let's fix it! Corner sushi shop use human meat on half-price day! Corner sushi shop use human meat on half-price day! The banner! Scary! Scary! Saburo, wanna turn your car into an itasha? (Car with anime decals) Saburo, wanna turn your car into an itasha? (Car with anime decals) I love itasha! You want to die? Itasha, Italian cars, are expensive, since they're not domestic.
Setouchi mantis shrimp please! Yellowtail and horse mackerel, too.
That was dangerous! Sure was.
What kind of idiot spills a whole bottle? And on himself It's no good.
I'm too sleepy Don't fall asleep till we drop off the goods.
This is bad.
Bad M-My eyelids! Look up front! Excuse me What? He's why you're sleepy.
Throw him away somewhere, and you'll get better.
Kazutawno, brought you some sushi! Hey! Brought you an old plate from Russia Sushi, too.
Ah! What the hell? That email wasn't about breaking a plate.
Yeah It was about a bowl! Dotachin.
Simple kanji converter.
Kazutawno He was kidnapped by the Manhunters.
We'll never see him again.
How am I supposed to live without Kazutawno? How can I live without him?! We all understood how important Kazutawno was to Saburo.
No one could take his place.
It's sad that neither Walker, Erika, nor myself could do that for him.
If he was kidnapped when that email came, it wasn't that long ago.
We'll find him before they deliver him, and we'll bring him back.
But how? I know! I saw their car! Hasim! This is it! The ultimate younger-brother type helper-fairy character! Once, in the town of El Paso, Texas, there was an alien autopsy facility! Once, in the town of El Paso, Texas, there was an alien autopsy facility! All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
so I want to rescue him as soon as possible.
In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
Okay.
A black van, right? In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
You know the plate number? At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Yeah, got a pen? At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Gimme a sec.
At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Okay, ready.
At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Thanks, Hasim.
Yeah.
Can you eat sushi? Yeah! See you! This has wasabi? It's got wasabi, yeah.
Don't worry, Russian wasabi isn't spicy.
Don't lie to the kid.
Let's go.
Okay! Black van, okay? Here's the number.
Take care! They're subcontractors for some evil corporation.
You can call them underlings.
They kidnap people who won't be tracked and then hand them over to their bosses.
The kidnapped people are probably being used as materials for all kinds of things.
It's like cannibalism.
This month, the subcontractors aren't turning in much.
Yes.
Recently, the materials have gotten cautious- I don't need any excuses.
Fire the subcontractors who can't get their numbers up.
But Or would you rather be the material yourself? You can leave.
Seiji Tissues Light bulb 60w Coffee Shinra, you idiot! Sparkling naked! Totally surprised! Let's dance together in the night.
We looked everywhere for the black van that kidnapped Kazutawno, certain we would find and save him.
I tried everything I could think of, but we found nothing.
I was getting nervous.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Would I never hear those good old words from him again? Would I never hear those good old words from him again? Those words from my childhood, which I thought I'd never hear again, after I grew up.
TICKETS Sale & Buy Got tickets? TICKETS Sale & Buy We got tickets! We got tickets! Yes, Kazutawno was the last of a dying breed.
And it was through him that Can I have two tickets for Ruri? And it was through him that Saburo gained the greatest happiness of his entire life Saburo's eternal goddess: Ruri Hijiribe.
A goddess to whom he offered his complete and unrequited love.
Kazutawno was his wizard, who brought him front row seats for concerts when even normal tickets were impossible to get.
I have to save him for Saburo's sake.
Dotachin, what are you talking about? And with whom? Nothing I was thinking, why don't we call his cell? We might be able to negotiate with them.
Sushi love! I love fatty tuna.
Who the hell is this? Oh, hey! It's Dotachin! I was just walking along, and someone was sleeping.
His phone was ringing, so I answered What? Where am I? Near the entrance to the Taishoken in south Ikebukuro.
But Russia Sushi's running a promotion today.
Izaya! Stay the hell out of Ikebukuro! Whoops.
Shizu-chan found me.
See ya! Izaya! Wake up! Wake up, damn it! Hey, wake up! Wake up, damn you! Put those away.
You're gonna put him to sleep for good.
But if we don't hurry, Kazutawno's That's right.
If they hand him over, he'll be killed! What are you going to do? I'm going to have his friends tell us where they're meeting up.
It's almost time.
The higher-ups will be coming, so keep an eye out.
I'm Japaneze! You need ta realize! Are you still going on about that? So it says Japanese on your birth certificate, right? That's the thing.
It was burnt during the air raids back in WW II! How old are you? Yes? Hey, it's me, you know, it's me Oh, Kanazawa.
You awake? Sorry.
I'm on my way.
Where was the hand-over place, anyway? Man, you idiot! Okay We rock so hard! We did it! We rock so hard! We did it! Who are you? We're the Dollars! We're the Dollars! Dollar With an s! And don't you forget it! I'm so sleepy.
So sleepy Let's go! Our entry into the Dollars was a truly simple matter.
Saburo, Walker and Erika just started hanging out with me.
I don't know what they see in a guy like me.
Weird group One day, I got an email on my cell.
"Do you want to join the Dollars?" "There aren't rules or restrictions.
" "Just say you're one of the Dollars.
" It was a weird invitation.
People had been talking about how the Dollars were a bit odd, so I thought it was a kind of prank first.
But when I gave it a try and joined them, I was sent a URL and password the next day.
I logged in, and my nick was displayed on the Dollars site.
No one, including me, has ever seen the leader.
There are a number of smaller organizations within, each a part of a larger vertical hierarchy.
But for some reason, no one knows who's on top.
Since there isn't a top, I don't feel like I'm working for someone.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder who had created this strange system.
Between you and me, I've got my suspicions.
That asshole who started calling me Dotachin.
Fatty tuna for the win.
Wrong way.
You won't find what you're looking for there.
Nerima 502 Nerima 502 I'm sorry, Celty How much you think we'll get for him? Probably not much.
Yeah, probably not.
Is that the boss? Yeah, probably.
What the hell? Kazutawno! Kazutawno, we're coming for you! It won't be that easy! How presumptuous! Wow, classic line! What does presumptuous mean, anyway? Th-The Headless Rider! But we took an old man, even though it meant losing money! We won't do it anymore! We won't! What? Kazutawno! Dotachiwno! They're escaping! You're not getting away! Turning right! I wonder if I can go home.
Now then, you should probably tell us where you're dropping off your goods.
No, it's no fun if we don't get to torture them.
Pick a book.
We'll torture you the way the book describes.
Ladies x Butlers Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan We'll torture you the way the book describes.
Ladies x Butlers Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan Guys, you can have your fun, but don't use any gasoline inside the car this time.
Gaso- Gaso- Togusawno! Togusawno! Time for the morning ritual! Fresh Milk I'll talk! I will! Yagiri Pharma, huh? They're pretty big, huh? Is this really where they're doing the human experimentations? We didn't really believe it, at least not from looking at its front.
But everything's usually got both a front and a hidden side.
Especially here in Ikebukuro, there's stuff hidden that would blow your mind.
Okay, let's get some food.
Yeah.
Go for morning breakfast at Russia Sushi! Sounds good! Let's go! All right! Then it's decided! Use as much money, any way you like.
Thank you, Sis.
Bye, Seiji.
Let's go.
That's the story of the famous Kazutawno incident.
Well, today we're just glad our friend's back safely.
I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori I can hear clearly Chanto kikoete iru the voice in your heart Kimi no kokoro no koe You'll surely find Kawaru koto no nai An unchanging love inside Ai wa kitto koko ni aru You can cry Naite mireba ii You can rely on me Tayotte mireba ii Because I've decided to accept it all Sono subete wo uketomeru to kimeta I'm here, no matter where you are I'm here doko ni itatte Call me, we can be one Call me hitotsu ni nareru Trust me, because these feelings Trust me kono omoi Will never fade Mo tokenai kara My dear, the baggage you carry My dear kakaeta nimotsu Trust me, you can let it go Trust me oroshite mireba ii Yeah, I'm here for you Sou kimi no tame ni boku ga irun da I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental.
Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE Shut up, shut up! Damn, you piss me off.
Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE When I can't contain my anger, my body moves on its own, Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE regardless of what will happen to me.
Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE Next time: Bad-ass Dude.
Next Time on Durarara!! BAD-ASS DUDE But I hate violence!
Don't use too much.
If she doesn't wake up, they take it from our pay.
We don't know much about the Dollars, either.
I'll tell you what we know, though.
Seems they're a color gang, but no one knows what color, etc.
Dengeki Bunko just released their latest publishing run.
Ten more for other stuff.
Other stuff.
The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru SIMON BREZHNEV The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru Over the horizon Suiheisen If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa SHINRA KISHITANI If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa That light won't be meaningless.
Muimi ja nai ano hikari DURARARA!! You're not getting away! Turning right! A real man uses his abs.
Haven't done something like this since we joined the Dollars, have we, Kyohei? Sit your ass down.
The Dollars aren't an angel who flies through the air, panties showing, shouting, Pi-piru-piru-piru, are they, Dotachin? Don't call me that! Okay.
We got rid of them.
That's insane! Damn it! Now then, let's have a chat about those human experiments you're involved with.
I'm Kyohei Kadota.
Actually, I don't like being called Dotachin.
This all began eight hours ago.
ACTIVE INTEREST What I'm about to tell you is the famous Kazutawno incident.
Taro Tanaka Taro Tanaka It was a classmate of mine who vanished.
Taro Tanaka A friend of a friend, to be precise, but Taro Tanaka I'd never met them.
Setton I'd never met them.
Setton A friend of yours vanished, Taro? Kanra A friend of yours vanished, Taro? Kanra Lately, a lot of people have been disappearing.
Kanra Lots of people are talking about missing persons cases.
Setton Lots of people are talking about missing persons cases.
Setton You love rumors, Kanra.
You love rumors, Kanra.
All the rumors I've heard are about runaways who've just recently come to the big city or illegal aliens.
In other words, people who wouldn't leave any traces if they vanished.
A lot of them are going missing between Ikebukuro and Shibuya.
And once they vanish, they're never found again.
Really? There are even scarier rumors, too.
The reason they're never found is because the Dollars are eating the disposed-of bodies.
I'm digging the rusted sign! Is this the shopping mall the information broker mentioned? Sure looks like you'd see a lot of illegal aliens here.
Okay, let's get to work earning that cash! Kazutawno! It's fun, isn't it? Oh, teenage girls! Twenty percent bonus.
Nah, let's stick with the usual today.
If we get greedy, you-know-who might show up.
The Headless Rider? For today, let's just go with this one.
What's up? You don't think he's broken somewhere? Well, it's human.
Well, the middle-aged man has some wear and tear, so we should expect a discounted price.
Hey.
Hi there, seeds of life.
I'mma Japanese! Same as you! But'cha know, people always says I look foreign! I'zo sad! Sometimes they pick on me, ya know? I don't think we can sell this one.
What the hell does I'zo sad mean? So like, without a younger-brother type helper-fairy character like Yuta, he's just a masochistic wolf with a hair fetish.
He's more of a cross-dresser than a younger-brother type.
I'd prefer a younger-sister type helper-fairy.
Or an older sister.
Don't talk about that shit when we're eating, okay? Dotachin, let's get some food! Food, food! Okay.
Man! Your artisan skills are amazing as usual, Kyohei.
The toilet's bigger than my room.
I'm told the concept is a quality cabaret club, offering a quiet evening.
We should get going.
This day only comes once a month.
Yeah.
Who is it? Kazutawno.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Sara wareta (I broke a plate ) He should get a new one.
Time to hit the dollar store! I'm Japanese! You think maybe it was supposed to be sarawareta (kidnapped)? No way.
Shut up! Get him to shut up already! On it.
It cheap! It fresh! It fresh! So you heard that rumor, too, Anri? So you heard that rumor, too, Anri? Yes.
It's okay! The whole thing's BS.
That's right.
Mika just disappeared.
We don't know that she was kidnapped.
I'm sure she wasn't kidnapped and then killed Ever heard of a thing called tact? Screwed the pooch there.
Here you go.
Nigiri-sushi for three.
It's okay.
Our sushi made out of fish.
No human, even on half-price day! However, sushi bar on corner However, sushi bar on corner We're still talking about this? We're still talking about this? Simon! Your banner outside's broke! The banner? Yes, the banner! Let's go fix it! Okay? Yeah! It true! Let's fix it! Corner sushi shop use human meat on half-price day! Corner sushi shop use human meat on half-price day! The banner! Scary! Scary! Saburo, wanna turn your car into an itasha? (Car with anime decals) Saburo, wanna turn your car into an itasha? (Car with anime decals) I love itasha! You want to die? Itasha, Italian cars, are expensive, since they're not domestic.
Setouchi mantis shrimp please! Yellowtail and horse mackerel, too.
That was dangerous! Sure was.
What kind of idiot spills a whole bottle? And on himself It's no good.
I'm too sleepy Don't fall asleep till we drop off the goods.
This is bad.
Bad M-My eyelids! Look up front! Excuse me What? He's why you're sleepy.
Throw him away somewhere, and you'll get better.
Kazutawno, brought you some sushi! Hey! Brought you an old plate from Russia Sushi, too.
Ah! What the hell? That email wasn't about breaking a plate.
Yeah It was about a bowl! Dotachin.
Simple kanji converter.
Kazutawno He was kidnapped by the Manhunters.
We'll never see him again.
How am I supposed to live without Kazutawno? How can I live without him?! We all understood how important Kazutawno was to Saburo.
No one could take his place.
It's sad that neither Walker, Erika, nor myself could do that for him.
If he was kidnapped when that email came, it wasn't that long ago.
We'll find him before they deliver him, and we'll bring him back.
But how? I know! I saw their car! Hasim! This is it! The ultimate younger-brother type helper-fairy character! Once, in the town of El Paso, Texas, there was an alien autopsy facility! Once, in the town of El Paso, Texas, there was an alien autopsy facility! All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! All right, if we find them, get the foreigner inside there released.
Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! Our team of intrepid reporters succeeded in finding a man who had worked there! We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
We don't know where and when they're gonna hand him over, In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
so I want to rescue him as soon as possible.
In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
Okay.
A black van, right? In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
In 1995, I first heard about it from a buddy in the military.
You know the plate number? At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Yeah, got a pen? At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Gimme a sec.
At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Okay, ready.
At the time, I was working at a nearby building, when they hired me for my skills and Thanks, Hasim.
Yeah.
Can you eat sushi? Yeah! See you! This has wasabi? It's got wasabi, yeah.
Don't worry, Russian wasabi isn't spicy.
Don't lie to the kid.
Let's go.
Okay! Black van, okay? Here's the number.
Take care! They're subcontractors for some evil corporation.
You can call them underlings.
They kidnap people who won't be tracked and then hand them over to their bosses.
The kidnapped people are probably being used as materials for all kinds of things.
It's like cannibalism.
This month, the subcontractors aren't turning in much.
Yes.
Recently, the materials have gotten cautious- I don't need any excuses.
Fire the subcontractors who can't get their numbers up.
But Or would you rather be the material yourself? You can leave.
Seiji Tissues Light bulb 60w Coffee Shinra, you idiot! Sparkling naked! Totally surprised! Let's dance together in the night.
We looked everywhere for the black van that kidnapped Kazutawno, certain we would find and save him.
I tried everything I could think of, but we found nothing.
I was getting nervous.
Sarawareta - I broke a plate.
Would I never hear those good old words from him again? Would I never hear those good old words from him again? Those words from my childhood, which I thought I'd never hear again, after I grew up.
TICKETS Sale & Buy Got tickets? TICKETS Sale & Buy We got tickets! We got tickets! Yes, Kazutawno was the last of a dying breed.
And it was through him that Can I have two tickets for Ruri? And it was through him that Saburo gained the greatest happiness of his entire life Saburo's eternal goddess: Ruri Hijiribe.
A goddess to whom he offered his complete and unrequited love.
Kazutawno was his wizard, who brought him front row seats for concerts when even normal tickets were impossible to get.
I have to save him for Saburo's sake.
Dotachin, what are you talking about? And with whom? Nothing I was thinking, why don't we call his cell? We might be able to negotiate with them.
Sushi love! I love fatty tuna.
Who the hell is this? Oh, hey! It's Dotachin! I was just walking along, and someone was sleeping.
His phone was ringing, so I answered What? Where am I? Near the entrance to the Taishoken in south Ikebukuro.
But Russia Sushi's running a promotion today.
Izaya! Stay the hell out of Ikebukuro! Whoops.
Shizu-chan found me.
See ya! Izaya! Wake up! Wake up, damn it! Hey, wake up! Wake up, damn you! Put those away.
You're gonna put him to sleep for good.
But if we don't hurry, Kazutawno's That's right.
If they hand him over, he'll be killed! What are you going to do? I'm going to have his friends tell us where they're meeting up.
It's almost time.
The higher-ups will be coming, so keep an eye out.
I'm Japaneze! You need ta realize! Are you still going on about that? So it says Japanese on your birth certificate, right? That's the thing.
It was burnt during the air raids back in WW II! How old are you? Yes? Hey, it's me, you know, it's me Oh, Kanazawa.
You awake? Sorry.
I'm on my way.
Where was the hand-over place, anyway? Man, you idiot! Okay We rock so hard! We did it! We rock so hard! We did it! Who are you? We're the Dollars! We're the Dollars! Dollar With an s! And don't you forget it! I'm so sleepy.
So sleepy Let's go! Our entry into the Dollars was a truly simple matter.
Saburo, Walker and Erika just started hanging out with me.
I don't know what they see in a guy like me.
Weird group One day, I got an email on my cell.
"Do you want to join the Dollars?" "There aren't rules or restrictions.
" "Just say you're one of the Dollars.
" It was a weird invitation.
People had been talking about how the Dollars were a bit odd, so I thought it was a kind of prank first.
But when I gave it a try and joined them, I was sent a URL and password the next day.
I logged in, and my nick was displayed on the Dollars site.
No one, including me, has ever seen the leader.
There are a number of smaller organizations within, each a part of a larger vertical hierarchy.
But for some reason, no one knows who's on top.
Since there isn't a top, I don't feel like I'm working for someone.
But I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder who had created this strange system.
Between you and me, I've got my suspicions.
That asshole who started calling me Dotachin.
Fatty tuna for the win.
Wrong way.
You won't find what you're looking for there.
Nerima 502 Nerima 502 I'm sorry, Celty How much you think we'll get for him? Probably not much.
Yeah, probably not.
Is that the boss? Yeah, probably.
What the hell? Kazutawno! Kazutawno, we're coming for you! It won't be that easy! How presumptuous! Wow, classic line! What does presumptuous mean, anyway? Th-The Headless Rider! But we took an old man, even though it meant losing money! We won't do it anymore! We won't! What? Kazutawno! Dotachiwno! They're escaping! You're not getting away! Turning right! I wonder if I can go home.
Now then, you should probably tell us where you're dropping off your goods.
No, it's no fun if we don't get to torture them.
Pick a book.
We'll torture you the way the book describes.
Ladies x Butlers Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan We'll torture you the way the book describes.
Ladies x Butlers Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan Guys, you can have your fun, but don't use any gasoline inside the car this time.
Gaso- Gaso- Togusawno! Togusawno! Time for the morning ritual! Fresh Milk I'll talk! I will! Yagiri Pharma, huh? They're pretty big, huh? Is this really where they're doing the human experimentations? We didn't really believe it, at least not from looking at its front.
But everything's usually got both a front and a hidden side.
Especially here in Ikebukuro, there's stuff hidden that would blow your mind.
Okay, let's get some food.
Yeah.
Go for morning breakfast at Russia Sushi! Sounds good! Let's go! All right! Then it's decided! Use as much money, any way you like.
Thank you, Sis.
Bye, Seiji.
Let's go.
That's the story of the famous Kazutawno incident.
Well, today we're just glad our friend's back safely.
I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori I can hear clearly Chanto kikoete iru the voice in your heart Kimi no kokoro no koe You'll surely find Kawaru koto no nai An unchanging love inside Ai wa kitto koko ni aru You can cry Naite mireba ii You can rely on me Tayotte mireba ii Because I've decided to accept it all Sono subete wo uketomeru to kimeta I'm here, no matter where you are I'm here doko ni itatte Call me, we can be one Call me hitotsu ni nareru Trust me, because these feelings Trust me kono omoi Will never fade Mo tokenai kara My dear, the baggage you carry My dear kakaeta nimotsu Trust me, you can let it go Trust me oroshite mireba ii Yeah, I'm here for you Sou kimi no tame ni boku ga irun da I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara Call me, because I'm here for you Call me boku ga iru kara Trust me, there's nothing more to fear Trust me mou nanimo osorenaide My dear, we're connected My dear mienai ito de Trust me, by an invisible thread Trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental.
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