Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e12 Episode Script
Clark Gregg vs. Hayley Atwell
1 Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, Your 20th Century toy.
Whoo! He's the leader of the show, keeping you on the go.
So please let him know, the host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J.
Hands in the air.
Hands in the air.
Say yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Whoo! Another "Lip Sync Battle" is about to go down.
But you know, I can't kick this thing off without the lady of the house.
She's a supermodel, super funny expert on all things "Lip Sync," and she's my girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare That girl can make an entrance! - Oh, my goodness! - Hello! We match! I don't think I have to ask you, but Chrissy, how excited are you for tonight's show? I thought you were gonna say, "What size is this?" Because it's too small, is what it is.
So, Chrissy, let's get it poppin'.
Let's get it poppin', you guys ready? Let's do this.
Are you guys ready to meet tonight's competitors? First, you Marvel Comics fans know him as Director Phil Coulson.
But tonight, he's here to rock the mic.
Please welcome Clark Gregg! What's up? What's up? Going up against him, another super spy, bringing some anarchy all the way from the U.
K.
It's Agent Carter herself, Hayley Atwell! Now you two you two new to "Lip Sync Battle" a little bit, but you've been lip sync battling online, just going crazy.
Just going crazy.
And my intention was to get on this show, so - Done.
- So we've achieved that.
Done.
Since it was your intention, Hayley, we're gonna go ladies first.
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you'd have a little seat, there.
Hayley, come on out.
Now, Haley, what song do you have first for us? The first song I dedicate to Clark.
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
" Oh! Oh, that's nice! Love it! Let's give it up for Hayley Atwell! Gunter gleiben glauten globen Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy You know it's kinda hard Just to get along today Our subject isn't cool But he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabes So, hey, hey do that brand new thing Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah He's getting ink done He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip But in his own mind, he's the He's the dopest trip Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh Don't debate a player straight You know he doesn't really get it anyway Gonna play the field and keep it real For you no way, for you no way The world needs wannabes The world loves wannabes So hey, hey do that brand new thing.
Damn.
Damn.
We went from high tea at the Dorchester or Claridge's house to I know, there I was having tea with the Queen, and here I am on my knees getting down and dirty.
How can you get mad at that? She make you feel like - you're in a period piece or something.
- I was like, I hate her, I hate her, and then she said, down and dirty, and I went okay, I love her, I love her.
Thank you very much, Agent Atwell.
Take a seat in the VIP.
All right, Clark, it's your turn to get your lip sync on.
What's next on the playlist? Okay, I had a little trouble picking this.
It's a song we used to sing around my house.
My mom used to sing it to us, it might be a little sappy, but I want to give it a shot.
Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is with a special song from his childhood, a family tune, Mr.
Clark Gregg.
You are listening to the sounds of WNE juicy, rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker Check baby check baby One, two three four Check baby check baby One, two three Check baby check baby - One, one - It's called the rump shaker The beats is like sweeter than candy I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's Coming in handy - Oh, yes! - Slide 'em across From New York down by your Virginia Tickling you around Delaware before I enter Turn to seduction from face, hips to feet A wiggle and a jiggle Can make the night complete And since you got the body of the year Come and get the award Here's a hint, it's like long, sharp sword Flip tail, so let me see you Shake it up like dice The way you shake your rump Is turning mighty men to mice But A plus got us a block That's a back breaker Now let me see you shake your rump Like a rump shaker Now, now, now, now, now Shake, shake it baby, shake it down Shake it like that All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker Bring it down - Yeah - Just shake your rump - Yeah.
- WNE is in effect.
Wow! That was pretty fly for a white guy.
Chrissy! Were you feeling the zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom? What a beautiful, sweet childhood you had.
- Oh my gosh.
- I know.
I forgot to mention, my mom's pretty dope.
Yeah.
Your mom is my hero.
She's the best.
All right, now some people may not know this, but your wife was part of an amazing, unbelievable musical moment.
- That's true.
- Very, very special.
That's true.
So do you think tonight that kind of magic is going to happen for you? That I might find myself as a dance classic as my wife Jennifer Grey was in "Dirty Dancing?" Yes, yes.
Lord knows I could try.
I can try.
That's all I can do.
- Clark had the time of his life - Oh, baby.
And he showed, shook it.
All right, this man right here - I'm ready.
- is a walking, talking rump shaker.
But Hayley Atwell is pretty fly too.
Up next, it's round two when these Comic Con heroes plan to take "Lip Sync Battle" into another universe.
- We'll be right back - Whoo! All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom - And a boom boom - Just shake It's a Marvel fan's dream come true.
A special double agent "Lip Sync Battle" is in full effect.
Clark Gregg and Hayley Atwell delivered some awesome '90s-ness in Round 1.
But now, it's time to ramp up their game in Round 2.
But before Clark tries to wow the crowd, let's see what's been going on with him behind the scenes of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Okay, here's why Hayley Atwell should be afraid.
All right, here we go, from the top, guys.
She may think she knows me.
Forward, forward - Bum, bum.
- Yes.
And, let's be honest.
I have a persona.
Kind of an accountant-like face.
Yeah, so, I this may not work.
But I had an idea, which was I plan to bring I plan to bring the funk.
No, I'm just gonna seem like my normal nerdy self.
But I'm gonna break down some kind of serious - you're gonna - Gotcha.
Are you grabbing the spandex? You know, I'm stepping out of my comfort zone.
Well, if you were comfortable with that, - I would be very - Oof.
You haven't seen it all.
Oh, no, look who it is.
What are we doing? This is my wife.
- Hello! - Have you ever met her? - Hi, lovely to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
How are you doing? Are you nervous at all? I'm a little bit nervous.
Not gonna lie.
Guess what? You're gonna see whole new thing, babe.
I'm a lip sync god.
Baby, can't you see I'm calling A guy like you should wear a warning It's dangerous I'm falling Whoo! Too high Can't come down Losin' my head spinnin' 'round and 'round Do you feel me now? Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? It's getting late to give you up I took a sip from my devil's cup Slowly, it's taking over me Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now.
Come here, Clark.
Come here, come here.
He's trying to hide now.
- What's up, man? - First of all What's up, my brother? What's up, my brother? Jennifer! Wow! So this is just another night at the Gregg's house, huh? Just another night.
Another Britney song.
We do a different one every week.
How did the wardrobe work for you? I'm not gonna lie, I lost my shrug pretty early.
But I thought I could make it fierce and just ease in.
I want to apologize in advance for some of the nightmares I know are going to come from this.
Now, you've been a part of some huge magical musical moments.
Was this the most magical one ever? Did you have the time of your life? I have to say we're keeping it fresh in our household.
Oh, yes.
Well, you two Go join Hayley in the VIP.
Chrissy Oh, my gosh.
That's my dream song on "Lip Sync Battle.
" I've been waiting for that song to happen.
And I know you're a huge Britney fan.
I'm a huge Britney fan, but now I'm a Clark fan.
That was that was pretty epic.
You like him in that romper? I like he's a vision.
Look at him! Look at that! Look at Jennifer was looking at him the exact same way I looked at John in his Hammer pants, so I know that feeling.
I know that feeling.
So Clark Gregg just went all toxic with Britney Spears and his wife Jennifer Grey.
And now it's up to Hayley Atwell to see if she could top that.
Who will take the title and enter the "Lip Sync Battle" hall of fame? We'll find out when we come back.
Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise There's a reason this room is rockin'.
It's because we're coming down the home stretch of another unforgettable "Lip Sync Battle.
" Clark Gregg has shown no fear in his quest for the victory belt.
Hayley Atwell is about to pull out all the stops on her last song of the night.
But right now, let's see what happened on her very first visit to the show.
Insane.
We're all insane.
I have been in my living room using my hairbrush as a microphone.
Oh, God, what am I doing? - Hello, Hayley.
- She's our master tailor.
Nice to meet you.
I mean it's so unusual.
I mean we haven't, they haven't you haven't done anything like this.
Yeah? Yeah? I think I need to, I think I need to practice.
All right, here we go, everybody.
Stand by.
Oh, bloody hell.
- Right.
- Now you get to dance.
Hello.
Hi, lovely to meet you.
How you doing? - Hi.
Well.
- Good.
- Good to meet you.
- This is very exciting.
- Yeah.
- I'm absolutely terrified.
Yeah, that's all you have to do.
I have lots of confidence and no skill.
- Nah.
- That's perfect.
That's all it takes.
That's it! That's it.
- How do you feel? - I feel great! - I feel amazing! - Isn't it fun? - Thank you so much! - Of course! Are you kidding? Of course.
Yeah, you got it.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's weird.
But it's kinda how I like it.
All right, Hayley, here we go.
Oh Caught in a bad romance Oh, my God.
Oh Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad Your bad romance I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance I want your love and I want your revenge I want your love, I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - Want your bad romance! Caught in a bad romance Want your bad romance - Oh - Want your bad romance Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la Want your bad romance.
Wow! Hayley, Hayley, Hayley Hayley, Hayley! Hello.
Feeling a little vulnerable now.
- Yo! - Hey! That was incredible.
- All right, look.
- Thank you.
Were you actually channeling Lady Gaga? Talk tell me what that was.
Well, I was going for more interpretive dance than sexy, obviously.
And I just thought it's gonna get weird.
I'm gonna commit.
I gotta tell you, like like I don't know that this is not sexy.
Like, I you know - I - Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
Chrissy, give me three words to describe that performance.
Okay.
Erotic.
- Sensual.
Surprising.
- Uh-huh.
I love it.
So Hayley Atwell just went all Gaga up in here.
Clark Gregg was Britney 2.
0, who will the audience crown as the next "Lip Sync Battle" legend? Stick around and find out.
Roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la Want your bad romance I want your ugly, I want your disease I want your everything as long as it's free I want your love Two fearless agents chose to accept the mission that would make the average celebrity hide behind their publicist.
But Hayley Atwell and Clark Gregg rose to the occasion and made this an epic "Lip Sync Battle" So it's time to find out who goes down in "Lip Sync Battle" history.
- Chrissy, let's do this.
- Let's do this.
All right, is tonight's "Lip Sync Battle" champion going to be Hayley Atwell or is it Clark Gregg? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Clark Gregg.
Oh! - Wow.
- Great job.
Congratulations, you took us on a wild ride.
- Ooh.
- Congratulations.
We flew over the world with you tonight on your "Toxic" airplane visions This is yours, baby.
Now you're taking home the ultimate bragging rights.
- So - Whoo! Clark, how does it feel? I'm speechless.
This is all this has been my dream, my lifelong to be standing in a shrug I've had more fun the last three, four months in this "Lip Sync Battle," and I feel like she got me here, and it's just an honor to compete with this amazing woman.
- Aww.
- Aww.
I might even let you try on my belt! Well, once again, our thanks to Hayley Atwell and Clark Gregg for rocking the house, and a big shout out to "Lip Sync Nation" on Spike, online and social media.
Good night from me, LL Cool J and my girl Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what goes on in life, knock em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Thank you! And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic?
Whoo! He's the leader of the show, keeping you on the go.
So please let him know, the host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J.
Hands in the air.
Hands in the air.
Say yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Whoo! Another "Lip Sync Battle" is about to go down.
But you know, I can't kick this thing off without the lady of the house.
She's a supermodel, super funny expert on all things "Lip Sync," and she's my girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare That girl can make an entrance! - Oh, my goodness! - Hello! We match! I don't think I have to ask you, but Chrissy, how excited are you for tonight's show? I thought you were gonna say, "What size is this?" Because it's too small, is what it is.
So, Chrissy, let's get it poppin'.
Let's get it poppin', you guys ready? Let's do this.
Are you guys ready to meet tonight's competitors? First, you Marvel Comics fans know him as Director Phil Coulson.
But tonight, he's here to rock the mic.
Please welcome Clark Gregg! What's up? What's up? Going up against him, another super spy, bringing some anarchy all the way from the U.
K.
It's Agent Carter herself, Hayley Atwell! Now you two you two new to "Lip Sync Battle" a little bit, but you've been lip sync battling online, just going crazy.
Just going crazy.
And my intention was to get on this show, so - Done.
- So we've achieved that.
Done.
Since it was your intention, Hayley, we're gonna go ladies first.
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you'd have a little seat, there.
Hayley, come on out.
Now, Haley, what song do you have first for us? The first song I dedicate to Clark.
"Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
" Oh! Oh, that's nice! Love it! Let's give it up for Hayley Atwell! Gunter gleiben glauten globen Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy You know it's kinda hard Just to get along today Our subject isn't cool But he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabes So, hey, hey do that brand new thing Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah He's getting ink done He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip But in his own mind, he's the He's the dopest trip Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby Uh huh, uh huh Don't debate a player straight You know he doesn't really get it anyway Gonna play the field and keep it real For you no way, for you no way The world needs wannabes The world loves wannabes So hey, hey do that brand new thing.
Damn.
Damn.
We went from high tea at the Dorchester or Claridge's house to I know, there I was having tea with the Queen, and here I am on my knees getting down and dirty.
How can you get mad at that? She make you feel like - you're in a period piece or something.
- I was like, I hate her, I hate her, and then she said, down and dirty, and I went okay, I love her, I love her.
Thank you very much, Agent Atwell.
Take a seat in the VIP.
All right, Clark, it's your turn to get your lip sync on.
What's next on the playlist? Okay, I had a little trouble picking this.
It's a song we used to sing around my house.
My mom used to sing it to us, it might be a little sappy, but I want to give it a shot.
Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, here he is with a special song from his childhood, a family tune, Mr.
Clark Gregg.
You are listening to the sounds of WNE juicy, rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker Check baby check baby One, two three four Check baby check baby One, two three Check baby check baby - One, one - It's called the rump shaker The beats is like sweeter than candy I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's Coming in handy - Oh, yes! - Slide 'em across From New York down by your Virginia Tickling you around Delaware before I enter Turn to seduction from face, hips to feet A wiggle and a jiggle Can make the night complete And since you got the body of the year Come and get the award Here's a hint, it's like long, sharp sword Flip tail, so let me see you Shake it up like dice The way you shake your rump Is turning mighty men to mice But A plus got us a block That's a back breaker Now let me see you shake your rump Like a rump shaker Now, now, now, now, now Shake, shake it baby, shake it down Shake it like that All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom - Just shake your rump - Rump shaker Bring it down - Yeah - Just shake your rump - Yeah.
- WNE is in effect.
Wow! That was pretty fly for a white guy.
Chrissy! Were you feeling the zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom? What a beautiful, sweet childhood you had.
- Oh my gosh.
- I know.
I forgot to mention, my mom's pretty dope.
Yeah.
Your mom is my hero.
She's the best.
All right, now some people may not know this, but your wife was part of an amazing, unbelievable musical moment.
- That's true.
- Very, very special.
That's true.
So do you think tonight that kind of magic is going to happen for you? That I might find myself as a dance classic as my wife Jennifer Grey was in "Dirty Dancing?" Yes, yes.
Lord knows I could try.
I can try.
That's all I can do.
- Clark had the time of his life - Oh, baby.
And he showed, shook it.
All right, this man right here - I'm ready.
- is a walking, talking rump shaker.
But Hayley Atwell is pretty fly too.
Up next, it's round two when these Comic Con heroes plan to take "Lip Sync Battle" into another universe.
- We'll be right back - Whoo! All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom zoom - And a boom boom - Just shake It's a Marvel fan's dream come true.
A special double agent "Lip Sync Battle" is in full effect.
Clark Gregg and Hayley Atwell delivered some awesome '90s-ness in Round 1.
But now, it's time to ramp up their game in Round 2.
But before Clark tries to wow the crowd, let's see what's been going on with him behind the scenes of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Okay, here's why Hayley Atwell should be afraid.
All right, here we go, from the top, guys.
She may think she knows me.
Forward, forward - Bum, bum.
- Yes.
And, let's be honest.
I have a persona.
Kind of an accountant-like face.
Yeah, so, I this may not work.
But I had an idea, which was I plan to bring I plan to bring the funk.
No, I'm just gonna seem like my normal nerdy self.
But I'm gonna break down some kind of serious - you're gonna - Gotcha.
Are you grabbing the spandex? You know, I'm stepping out of my comfort zone.
Well, if you were comfortable with that, - I would be very - Oof.
You haven't seen it all.
Oh, no, look who it is.
What are we doing? This is my wife.
- Hello! - Have you ever met her? - Hi, lovely to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.
How are you doing? Are you nervous at all? I'm a little bit nervous.
Not gonna lie.
Guess what? You're gonna see whole new thing, babe.
I'm a lip sync god.
Baby, can't you see I'm calling A guy like you should wear a warning It's dangerous I'm falling Whoo! Too high Can't come down Losin' my head spinnin' 'round and 'round Do you feel me now? Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic? It's getting late to give you up I took a sip from my devil's cup Slowly, it's taking over me Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Intoxicate me now with your lovin' now I think I'm ready now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your lovin' now I think I'm ready now.
Come here, Clark.
Come here, come here.
He's trying to hide now.
- What's up, man? - First of all What's up, my brother? What's up, my brother? Jennifer! Wow! So this is just another night at the Gregg's house, huh? Just another night.
Another Britney song.
We do a different one every week.
How did the wardrobe work for you? I'm not gonna lie, I lost my shrug pretty early.
But I thought I could make it fierce and just ease in.
I want to apologize in advance for some of the nightmares I know are going to come from this.
Now, you've been a part of some huge magical musical moments.
Was this the most magical one ever? Did you have the time of your life? I have to say we're keeping it fresh in our household.
Oh, yes.
Well, you two Go join Hayley in the VIP.
Chrissy Oh, my gosh.
That's my dream song on "Lip Sync Battle.
" I've been waiting for that song to happen.
And I know you're a huge Britney fan.
I'm a huge Britney fan, but now I'm a Clark fan.
That was that was pretty epic.
You like him in that romper? I like he's a vision.
Look at him! Look at that! Look at Jennifer was looking at him the exact same way I looked at John in his Hammer pants, so I know that feeling.
I know that feeling.
So Clark Gregg just went all toxic with Britney Spears and his wife Jennifer Grey.
And now it's up to Hayley Atwell to see if she could top that.
Who will take the title and enter the "Lip Sync Battle" hall of fame? We'll find out when we come back.
Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise There's a reason this room is rockin'.
It's because we're coming down the home stretch of another unforgettable "Lip Sync Battle.
" Clark Gregg has shown no fear in his quest for the victory belt.
Hayley Atwell is about to pull out all the stops on her last song of the night.
But right now, let's see what happened on her very first visit to the show.
Insane.
We're all insane.
I have been in my living room using my hairbrush as a microphone.
Oh, God, what am I doing? - Hello, Hayley.
- She's our master tailor.
Nice to meet you.
I mean it's so unusual.
I mean we haven't, they haven't you haven't done anything like this.
Yeah? Yeah? I think I need to, I think I need to practice.
All right, here we go, everybody.
Stand by.
Oh, bloody hell.
- Right.
- Now you get to dance.
Hello.
Hi, lovely to meet you.
How you doing? - Hi.
Well.
- Good.
- Good to meet you.
- This is very exciting.
- Yeah.
- I'm absolutely terrified.
Yeah, that's all you have to do.
I have lots of confidence and no skill.
- Nah.
- That's perfect.
That's all it takes.
That's it! That's it.
- How do you feel? - I feel great! - I feel amazing! - Isn't it fun? - Thank you so much! - Of course! Are you kidding? Of course.
Yeah, you got it.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's weird.
But it's kinda how I like it.
All right, Hayley, here we go.
Oh Caught in a bad romance Oh, my God.
Oh Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad Your bad romance I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la, want your bad romance I want your love and I want your revenge I want your love, I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - I don't wanna be friends - Want your bad romance - Want your bad romance! Caught in a bad romance Want your bad romance - Oh - Want your bad romance Caught in a bad romance Ra ra-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la Want your bad romance.
Wow! Hayley, Hayley, Hayley Hayley, Hayley! Hello.
Feeling a little vulnerable now.
- Yo! - Hey! That was incredible.
- All right, look.
- Thank you.
Were you actually channeling Lady Gaga? Talk tell me what that was.
Well, I was going for more interpretive dance than sexy, obviously.
And I just thought it's gonna get weird.
I'm gonna commit.
I gotta tell you, like like I don't know that this is not sexy.
Like, I you know - I - Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
Chrissy, give me three words to describe that performance.
Okay.
Erotic.
- Sensual.
Surprising.
- Uh-huh.
I love it.
So Hayley Atwell just went all Gaga up in here.
Clark Gregg was Britney 2.
0, who will the audience crown as the next "Lip Sync Battle" legend? Stick around and find out.
Roma roma-ma Gaga, ooh la-la Want your bad romance I want your ugly, I want your disease I want your everything as long as it's free I want your love Two fearless agents chose to accept the mission that would make the average celebrity hide behind their publicist.
But Hayley Atwell and Clark Gregg rose to the occasion and made this an epic "Lip Sync Battle" So it's time to find out who goes down in "Lip Sync Battle" history.
- Chrissy, let's do this.
- Let's do this.
All right, is tonight's "Lip Sync Battle" champion going to be Hayley Atwell or is it Clark Gregg? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Clark Gregg.
Oh! - Wow.
- Great job.
Congratulations, you took us on a wild ride.
- Ooh.
- Congratulations.
We flew over the world with you tonight on your "Toxic" airplane visions This is yours, baby.
Now you're taking home the ultimate bragging rights.
- So - Whoo! Clark, how does it feel? I'm speechless.
This is all this has been my dream, my lifelong to be standing in a shrug I've had more fun the last three, four months in this "Lip Sync Battle," and I feel like she got me here, and it's just an honor to compete with this amazing woman.
- Aww.
- Aww.
I might even let you try on my belt! Well, once again, our thanks to Hayley Atwell and Clark Gregg for rocking the house, and a big shout out to "Lip Sync Nation" on Spike, online and social media.
Good night from me, LL Cool J and my girl Chrissy.
And remember, no matter what goes on in life, knock em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
Oh, the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? Thank you! And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic?