90210 Episode Scripts

N/A - Up in Smoke

Previously on 90210 Everything is just working out so perfectly.
We made it through high school, I inherited a fortune and we are going to live together.
- I don't want to go to college.
- All this time you've just been pretending that you wanted to have a life with me? I wanted to let you know, that I got a job.
It's on this deep sea fishing boat.
I really do hope that you find whatever you're looking for.
And, after you've found it, you can come and find me.
Ivy and I are engaged.
Because I'm starting chemo next week, we wanna get married in the next few days.
My parents forbid me to see you again.
You're an adult now, and it's it's your decision, and no! They sacrificed a lot for me.
I can't fight them.
I have to tell you something.
Max I'm pregnant.
You didn't tell anyone I'm pregnant did you? I mean I don't want to have to answer questions until I actually starts getting fat.
I'm still getting used to the idea myself.
You know, hmm we can do this.
You know? We actually wanna be together.
It's like getting an accelerated degree in physics.
It's it's exactly what I wanted it to be.
Only faster.
I love you.
I love you.
So, your test results came in.
You are not pregnant.
I had a blood test.
False positive happens sometimes.
Otherwise everything looks good.
No baby is good.
Are you kidding? It's it's It's the best news ever.
Talk about dodging a bullet.
We almost threw our lives away.
Oh! I could still go to MIT.
You can go to CU.
We could go on with our lives like we planned.
I swear, I am never having unprotected sex again.
Fasten your seat belts.
Miss Fasten your seat belt.
Bad dream? No.
Bad memory.
Love sucks.
Welcome to Los Angeles, folks.
This is it.
The end of summer.
Oh, don't look at it like the end of summer.
Look at it as at it as the beginning of the rest of our lives.
Say hello to college, bitches.
I'll cheers to that.
Yeah! Cheers.
Woo! Cheers to that.
Okay, pause: question.
What exactly is suikawari? It's end-of-summer watermelon bashing.
It's big in Japan.
I've been working on my serve all summer long.
Check out Ivy.
I don't think it's that easy.
Come on, Ivy! Go, Ivy! Yeah! Whoa! My God! Raining watermelon.
Refreshing? No, darling.
Refreshing is that right there.
Shawn Berry.
Captain of the CU football team.
Also known as the future Mr.
Naomi Clark.
I'm going to go play.
I want to play, too! You guys see any football games last year? Starting quarterback this year.
It's going to be fun.
Got a towel for a fellow classmate? You go to CU? Incoming freshman.
Naomi Clark.
Good luck at CU, freshman.
Yo, DJ 526? He could make any sound a great mix.
Like Silver drinking that drink right there? He can make that into a hit.
You guys have no idea how crazy it was to tour with DJ 526 this summer.
Well, sounds like being on a hip-hop tour was way more fun than my summer.
Still no word from Liam? Nope.
I could've gone to Paris with my mom and Ryan, or gone to Ibiza with Naomi on her "Max who?" post-breakup binge, but, no, I decided to stay here and wait for Liam to sail back on his stupid fishing boat.
The S.
I Found Myself.
But you know what? I'm done.
I'm done.
Tonight I start driving to Carnegie Mellon, and fresh start, here I come.
Oh, no.
To fresh starts.
Fresh starts.
Fresh starts.
That guy he just gave me a towel.
I hope there's more to that story.
Not his name, not his number, not anything important.
Just a towel.
I am a nobody at CU.
Uh, you haven't started yet.
Well, I certainly don't plan on starting at the bottom, Dixon.
Screw the dorms.
I have to move fast.
Step one, buy the perfect party house.
Step two Ah.
Throw the perfect party? Huh.
See? Annie gets it.
Yo, we're up for some house shopping.
I mean, Raj and I are looking for a place, so if anybody Yeah, 'cause it kind of defeats the purpose of getting married to move in with your parents.
I feel you, man.
That's why I'm shacking up with the old lady.
- Yeah! - Old lady? What? Well, that and my mom sold the house, Yeah.
and moved to Switzerland.
Hey, speaking of moving, Dixon, I got to stop by my lawyer's office to sign some inheritance stuff before I hit the road.
I thought your new roommate was meeting us out here so he could drive you to the dorms.
His name is Taylor.
He said he's going to meet me by the equipment booth.
One second, y'all.
Hello? Uh hey, um I'm-I'm looking for Taylor.
You got her.
Her? Wait.
You can't be my new roommate.
You're a guy.
Yeah, um There must be some kind of mistake.
Nice try, weirdo.
No, wait Okay.
Okay, there's a problem.
Um, I really don't understand.
I filled out the housing application myself.
Actually, uh, dude, I was mad at you for the whole Snoop Dogg thing, and-and the form was just laying right there, and I may have accidentally, uh, sought retribution by changing your gender to female.
I can't live in a girls' dorm! I'm so screwed.
I'll pack up.
Oh, hey, Aunt Nadira.
Yeah, of course I know where Leila is.
Her, uh, flight left this morning.
No, what do you mean, she didn't get on the plane? We called your mother and told her your sister is safe.
Thanks, Uncle Amal.
Hey, you're supposed to be in Switzerland.
What happened? I want to stay here.
Leila It's my senior year in high school.
I told Mom a million times how important that is to me.
She said that we can't impose on Aunt Nadira and Uncle Amal, but maybe she'll let me stay with you.
Uh it's-it's not that simple, okay? Silver's place is small, and we had plans.
Plans for what? Plans.
That don't include a roommate.
Please, Navid.
Dad's the one in trouble, but I'm being punished.
I just want to graduate with my friends, like you.
Oh, my God, Dixon, I can't believe it.
My lawyers said that Marla's family is contesting the will.
Annie, listen Dixon, please, do not try and tell me that everything is going to be okay.
I have to defer a semester.
I am ready to start my life and now I can't, and-and it's not okay.
M-M-Maybe, maybe it is, huh? You know, s-some things happen for a reason.
What possible reason could I have to stay here? Ah, w-wait, wait, wait.
I'm ready.
Let's do this.
Okay, wait.
I haven't heard from you all summer, and now you just show up and-and slap a a very, very pretty ring on the hood of my car? I thought you'd be happy.
You know, when I left, I-I told you that I needed time to, to think, to figure out what I want.
Well, it's you.
But you had enough time to think about forever and you didn't have time to make a phone call? Okay, um, I know I should have called.
But I'm here now and that's all that matters, right? I-I mean, I love you, but that's not all that matters to me.
I am so, so sorry, but Leila-- she's a good kid, I swear, and it's only a temporary thing while we figure this thing out.
Navid, I get it.
My sister-- you know, she took me in, too.
It's going to be fine.
It's going to be crowded but fine.
Wait, you guys are going to bed? What are you almost wearing? I thought we'd go out.
It's midnight, and you're practically naked, so probably best if we all just get some sleep.
Don't even think about doing it.
I am so, so sorry.
15 houses and they all suck.
How am I supposed to make a name for myself without a jaw- dropping entryway? I mean, it's barbaric.
No, you know what barbaric is? Liam dropping a ring on the hood of my car.
Actually, I think that sounds kind of badass.
Besides, isn't Liam coming back exactly what you wanted? Do not be naive, Ivy.
No one finds true love in high school.
Thank you for not making that toast at my wedding.
Yeah, you can't expect Annie to get over Liam like you got over Max.
Can we stop talking about high school and high school boyfriends? We are college girls.
When I find my perfect mansion, I'm throwing a perfect mansion party.
I am going to have a big, huge bonfire, and all us are gonna throw something in it that we want to burn because we wish it never existed.
Too bad Adrianna's still in Africa.
What? Silver, Silver.
All right, here goes.
If this house is lame, I swear to God I'm firing my real estate agent.
Uh definitely not lame.
So many bedrooms.
Can Navid's sister live here? Uh, hi, can I live here? Of course you can live here.
Ivy and Raj are living here.
I'm living here.
There's a dipping pool.
Do you know how much I love to dip? Oh, my God, this is it, this is the place.
Hey, stop scaring my pig.
Why did a pig just run through my house? Well, it's his house until I finish with repairs, then it'll be the new owner's house.
Not yours.
But my real estate agent said that this house is for sale.
I'm sorry, it's too late, an offer's been made.
I think what he's trying to say is that the, uh, the house has been sold.
Sorry we scared your pig.
Let's go, Naomi.
Take care.
No, number one Yes.
I am buying this house, and number two, farm animals do not belong indoors, contrary to what you might have seen on reruns of The Beverly Hillbillies, and number three, I'm most certain that your employer would be very angry if he knew his handyman was chasing away significant counteroffers.
Wow, girls like you are exactly why I'm so happy to be leaving L.
Girls whose parents didn't meet at the family reunion? Spoiled brats who think money buys everything.
It does.
Oh, yeah? Which is why I'd hate to have to get you fired.
I mean, how else will you be able to afford your Yosemite Sam costume to go with that hat? You know that's a good point.
I, you know, wouldn't want to lose my job now, would I? So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna call the owners and see if they can't make you a deal.
How's that sound? Thank you.
No problem.
What? Hey, it's Austin.
Yeah, I'm at the house and a potential buyer just walked in, and from the looks of her, she's, uh, she's loaded.
Yeah, so what do you say to an extra half a million dollars? What? Bye, Dad.
Hey, congratulations, he said you got yourself a deal.
So you're not? The help? No.
And my parents weren't related until after they got married.
It was a pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
All right.
You fellas look a little young.
How much will this get us? Whoa, that'll get you the whole damn bar if you keep it coming.
All right.
King's ready to step down.
Oh, nice.
Wife wants to retire to the beach.
Huh? Hey, to women.
Apparently you got to be drunk to understand 'em.
That's right.
Dude, aah! Dude, hey! Yeah, that's right, I flicked you.
Because you flicked me up, man.
There's no more room in the men's dorms.
I'm homeless.
I'm a homeless black man.
Here, hey, hey, I found this for you at off-campus housing.
Two-bedroom beach house.
I would kill for a two-bedroom right now, okay, but no, I am giving it to you.
It's not going to feel like college if I don't live in a dorm.
Oh, my God, what is up with you and your sister? You get handed exactly what you want and you're still not happy.
You think that's what Annie wanted, Mr.
Let's Do This? Right.
It was kind of lame, you just showing up out of nowhere and proposing? You didn't even call her all summer.
I didn't want to call her until I knew what I wanted to say.
What? Teddy didn't call his dad.
You guys aren't giving him the look.
I didn't call my dad because there are some things you can't just blurt out, like "I'm gay.
" Yeah.
Or "Marry me.
" What do you mean, yeah? Come on, chicks dig romance.
At least write her a love song.
A love song? I don't know.
I made a bigger production when I asked Silver if I could keep my toothbrush at her place.
If you're set on getting Annie to marry you, at least do this thing right.
Hey, you're back.
What do you think you're doing? Just hanging out, God.
Is there a boy in here? Okay, u know if Navid were to catch you like this All right, party time is over.
Time to come out with your clothes on.
You're supposed to be in Africa.
Leila let me in.
I wasn't trying to ambush you.
I just got back and I need to tell you Get out.
Silver, please Just get out! Get out of my place! Get the hell out! Scrub this place from top to bottom.
A pig lived here-- two pigs.
I just started unpacking in my room and realized it was the walk-in closet.
Thank you so much for letting me live here.
I can't believe you got to move in so fast.
Ugh, after what that hick cowboy made me pay, I should have been airlifted in.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Um, I just have to get ready for tonight-- the party and everything.
It's making me crazy.
But I did manage to think of what I'm going to throw on the bonfire.
Hmm? My sophomore yearbook because there is a picture in there where I almost have bad hair.
We are absolutely loving the guesthouse, most especially the pot garden in the back.
Ten plants-- seriously, dude, nice little touch.
What? Probably the cowboy.
He reeked of agriculture, but since I'm such a "brat," maybe I'll call his mom and dad.
He made me pay.
It's his turn.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Ah, the lost freshman look.
Very convincing.
Huh, well, that would be because I am lost, and I'm supposed to be a freshman, just not here.
Now I'm closed out of all the classes that actually offer transfer credit.
And you do not need to hear about my whole life story.
Not without knowing your name.
I'm Annie.
I'm Jeremy.
Look, when I was a freshman, I stood in the wrong line, wound up joining the jock fraternity instead of taking calculus, but it worked out.
Sometimes when you don't get what you want, you may come to realize that there's something else that's better.
Hmm, you know what? You're right.
Thank you.
And hey, um, do you maybe want to go to a party later? I didn't know you hated her.
Did you really think you were never going to have to see Adrianna again? Call me a dreamer, but I was kind of hoping she'd get eaten by a lion.
That's-that's not a very realistic plan.
Yeah, well, neither is the three of us living here together, but I went along with it.
Look, I'm sorry, all right? I just-- us living here and raising a teenager-- this is not what I planned.
Okay, so you know what? We'll just hey, hey, we'll work this out.
House rules-- no more drinking, no uninvited guests, and tonight you clean up the apartment.
What about Naomi's party? That is so not fair.
No, Leila.
Do not-- don't go, don't go in the bathroom.
Please don't get in there, don't slam the door.
Okay, she's back in the bathroom, you know, and I, I still got to get ready for the party.
Look, just, could you just-- no, take your time, um, I-I have something to take care of, um, I'll meet you at Naomi's.
Wha? Hey, um, this is Dixon Wilson.
I'm calling about the beach house.
It's taken.
I'm, I'm a nonsmoker, good credit, no pets, call me back.
Nice try, nice try, but I already left a message.
Looks like the bull bucked you off, son.
Okay, Dad.
Um, see, the thing is, a friend really screwed me over and I need a place to stay.
And I was supposed to take my senior year off and motorcycle through South America, but some skinny Beverly Hills brat told my parents I was growing pot, so, uh I'm going to need the place more than you.
So I guess we're just going to have to see who gets it.
Hmm, yeah, we will.
You've taken on a lot for a young man-- running the studios, now you're taking care of your sister.
You need help.
Your father and I used to do business together.
The business you were in with my father was porn, and it almost destroyed my family.
Really? I mean, the house that you lived in, having your family around you-- those were the bad times? Your family is struggling not because of me, Navid, because of you.
You need me.
My family will be fine.
Oh, and Shirazi Studios will never do business with a guy like you again.
Remember to flex when you take people's keys.
Yes, ma'am.
Hey, lose the gum.
Melanie, please, more hip roll, less tuna roll.
Boys, you're not trying to fly away.
Lightly, lightly.
Naomi, this is amazing.
Let's get the party started.
Thanks for coming, y'all, let's go, let's party.
Uh Uh You stole my heart like a thief in the night Stopped in your tracks in the middle of the fight Don't make it right, let the brimstones burn I'll let you live yours, now let me have my turn But you're wrong, thinking you could stop time A few hours ahead, baby girl, not mine Look ahead, I know you see the stop signs Blind men know it's not green on time Uh, maybe I forgot to warn you about Naomi's parties.
She kind of has this rule where you got to come dressed up or not dressed at all.
Uh, I don't think I'm gonna make it.
I mean, yeah, I'm not exactly into the whole mega-party thing, either.
So if you want to just stay home and watch a movie, I'm totally game.
No, you should go to the party.
No, dude, I don't want to go without you.
Dude, come on, just come for ten minutes.
I promise, once you're there, you're gonna feel better.
I can't.
Look, Ivy, we have been together the entire summer, and you spent your honeymoon in a hospital.
I appreciate the positive attitude, but it's okay to admit that I've got cancer, and it's okay that I can't live every moment to the fullest.
But you can.
Go to the party, have fun, be with your friends.
I'm not gonna die while you're gone.
Oh, God.
That's not funny.
Go get crazy.
Have fun.
All right.
What's everyone burning? Well, I have narrowed it down to my final report card or a copy of Atlas Shrugged, which totally moved me at the time.
Wow, that was deeply impersonal.
Annie, come on.
You have got bigger issues than a report card and a book.
Where are things with you and Liam? I don't know what he's thinking, so I don't know what I'm thinking.
Report card it is.
Oh, Annie, very, very moving.
Oh, good riddance.
I hated that piece of wardrobe.
Yeah, that's 'cause Adrianna gave it to me.
What about you, Ivy? Yeah, um, I think I'm gonna pass, actually.
I don't think I'm ready to let go of anything quite yet.
Hey, Naomi, there's a cop here to see you.
Oh, well, now the party can get started.
Thank you.
Can I help you, Officer? Would you be needing to frisk me? We received a noise complaint from your neighbors, and your valet service doesn't have the correct parking permits, so they've been asked to find their shirts and go.
You're not a stripper? Officer Atwood, LAPD.
You know you can't have an open fire within 20 feet of a residence, right? Um Put out that fire.
Well He would've been a lot more fun if he was naked.
You want me to put the fire out? No.
I have one more thing I have to burn.
Um, excuse me.
This is a private party.
No hillbillies allowed.
Oh, yeah? Well, you know, my new roommate invited me.
Yeah, and since you and Dix here are good buddies, looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.
Wait, "Dix"? Yeah.
That is a $200 bottle of champagne! It's not moonshine, you hick! I stand alone I stand alone I stand alone The rain is phenomenal, the way that it falls Slam it down like a domino Well, hey, stranger.
No stranger than you.
Ha! Hilarious.
All right, so, how'd it go with your dad? It went great.
He was, he was totally fine with me being gay.
So, you didn't tell him.
We had lunch.
After he left, I sat and wrote down everything I wished I could say without being afraid of hearing the judgment in his voice.
Maybe I should just stick this in the mailbox, make it easier for everyone.
You are not gonna come out to your family on a napkin.
Telling people that you're gay is not about doing what's easy.
It's about not apologizing for who you are.
So, you're not doing this for your dad.
You're doing this for you.
Can I at least get really drunk first? The clothes don't make the man Theophilus London is amazing.
Reminds me of the tour this summer.
It's just like, no worries about life, just making music.
Ugh, I wish I could be like that.
Catch you guys later.
Who's that? A complete stranger that I invited to Naomi's party.
What? It was weird.
I was just signing up for classes at CU, and then suddenly I was flirting with him.
What is wrong with me, Dixon? Maybe it means that you changed.
Kind of like how I'm not going to college.
What?! No, Dixon, I don't care what happens with Marla's money, you are going to college.
It's not about the money, Annie.
Look, something changed this summer.
I was backstage one night, and the opening act was a guy just like me.
The sound from the crowd, it was just like I want that.
Well, okay, but that doesn't mean that you don't go to college.
College isn't what I'm excited about right now.
Music is.
Oh, there's gonna be excitement.
Can't wait to see what Mom says about this.
God Annie! Annie, please act like an adult! Annie, come on.
Why is Liam dressed like a waiter at my party? Annie Wilson, I have something to say.
You are the first, the last and the only woman I have ever loved.
Walking away from you was the biggest mistake of my life.
I want I want I want our paths to join as one from now on.
Will you marry me? No.
Fireworks? The neighbors are gonna just love this.
No, no, Liam, wait.
You said "no.
" I heard you the first time.
Or should I say second time? No, I I said no the first time because I was mad and your proposal came out of nowhere, okay? But this time I know that people change, but, I mean, this is so huge.
You don't just decide to marry somebody because you've had time to think.
Something must have happened.
I just, I need to understand what's really going on.
What's really going on is I'm leaving.
Babe, what are you doing back so early? Thought the party just started.
Well, you were right.
Okay? I shouldn't pretend like you're not sick.
But I also don't want to run off to a party just because I can.
Or because it was maybe the best party ever.
Dude, this was like a night in Morocco, except there was sushi.
Sushi? Nice.
But you know what was the best part about the entire night for me? What? This.
Bringing it home to you.
Is that your fun tie from high school? You've been telling me for years I should burn this thing, so See? There are things you hate that I can get rid of.
But not my family.
I know.
I know.
Silver, I'm responsible for what happened to my family, you aren't.
If you want us to leave I don't.
You were right.
My issue is with Adrianna, not your sister.
I shouldn't have taken it out on Leila.
Oh, my God.
My sister did not bring Adrianna.
Apparently she did.
Silver When are you gonna get the hint, huh? I don't want to see you, I don't even want you to exist.
Okay, then just listen, please.
I'm not trying to hurt you.
Hurting you was the biggest mistake of my life.
I'm sorry for everything.
For ruining your chances at NYU, for almost wrecking things with Navid.
I will spend the rest of my life doing everything I can and try to be the friend that you deserved.
Maybe I will never earn your forgiveness, but I need you to know how sorry I am.
Are you finished? You think switching my meds and sending me on a bipolar tailspin was a mistake because I didn't get into the college that I wanted? I was going to kill myself.
I was gonna kill myself, Ade.
And if Dixon hadn't shown up and tricked me into going to the hospital, I'd be dead right now.
All right, so I don't give a crap how sorry you are.
You You're dead to me.
Keep it coming, dude.
$25,000! Well, you Beverly Hills kids and your allowance.
Hey, I earned this.
Spent all summer on a fishing boat.
This is the first real money I ever made.
Yeah, I hear those boats pay big 'cause the work is so dangerous.
So I guess Annie really didn't want a big, fancy proposal.
I almost rented a horse.
Look, Annie loves you, all right? You just got to tell the truth, man.
Truth is, talking about it is not going to help.
Drinking will.
Yes, Officer, but I swear, those were not my fireworks.
I am taking the noise complaint very seriously.
No, no.
Please don't shut me down.
Hello? Hello? What? Howdy.
What are you still doing here? Well you see, I was supposed to be motorcycling through Chile.
Climbing Machu Picchu.
But I'm stuck here, thanks to you.
Well, I got news for you, darlin'.
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Really intimidating coming from Mm-hmm.
the guy who just got out of a very cold pool.
Police! Nobody move! Oh, my God.
The bonfire.
Austin, help me put this fire out! Police! Nobody move! Austin! Police! Nobody move! Hey, you kept my pot.
No, oh, my God, the gardeners are so fired.
Police! Nobody move! What are you doing? No! No! No! You want to hide pot from the cops.
You don't want to throw it in the fire! Whoa, that is some serious weedage.
Whose narcotics are these? What? No, they're not.
They're yours! This party sucks! I tried to talk Adrianna out of coming.
I can't control what other people do.
Stop it, Leila, okay? I've been listening to your excuses all night.
Now, you pull this crap again, and I will put you on a plane to Switzerland so fast, you won't even know what hit you.
I hate you.
I have both of you! Leila! Leila, okay, I know you don't want to hear this, but I get it.
This isn't what you wanted.
Your senior year is supposed to be the best year of your life, and it's falling apart.
It happened to me.
But we can get through this.
You know, the three of us together.
Leila, please come out.
Leila, come on Leila! Leila! If this party was supposed to be hello to the rest of our lives, I want to go back to high school.
Naomi didn't even get to burn her bad yearbook photo.
Oh! I got to check this out.
So, what do you think it is? Bad bangs? A windy hair day? What? It's a letter from Max.
She didn't even open it.
Oh, my God.
I think I found out who called the cops.
The old people down the street.
You think they could just turn down their hearing aid, pull out their teeth, and leave me alone, but Um Where did you find that? It was in your yearbook.
The one that you were going to burn.
If you want to put the past behind you, you should at least know what it is.
If it'll wipe those sad little clown looks off your faces, then I will read the letter.
Here goes.
"Dear Naomi, I know you don't want to talk to me, "but I hate that I hurt you.
"Am so sorry for what I said at the doctor's office.
"Neither of us wanted a baby.
I What? never meant to" Oh, my God, Naomi, you were No, it was just a stupid false alarm.
I I don't have to read this.
Um, actually, why do I want to know why he's sorry, anyway? You know what I'm sorry about? I'm sorry about the fact that I even let myself feel to begin with.
I mean, the old Naomi would never do that.
She would never fall in love.
Especially not with some geek who didn't even love me back.
You're gonna be okay.
Of course I am.
I'm Naomi Clark.
And I have better things to do than just cry about little boys.
Can one of you help me with the rest of this sushi so that I can dump it in the neighbor's pool? Hey, don't.
Don't, don't.
I know she doesn't want to know what Max was thinking right now, but some day she will.
I would.
As we begin our flight this morning, the captain has asked that you turn off all electronic devices at this time.
I needed someone to talk to, and I sort of met your roommate.
Hey, Dad, it's Teddy.
It was really good seeing you.
I just want to let you know I'm gay.
Where's my check? Where's my check? Good morning, boss.