America's Got Talent s07e10 Episode Script
Final Auditions
Welcome to America's Got Talent, where dreams come true.
See you in Vegas! You have to deliver "wow.
" You just wet yourself? Baby.
This is my time to shine, and hopefully I shine for you guys.
This season, the talent revolution has swept the nation searching for the next million-dollar act as the judges auditioned people from all across America.
Tampa bay got the spirit.
Let me hear it! Give it up.
It's New York City, baby! Live from New York! Austin! St.
Louis! Los Angeles, baby.
Y'all ready? San Francisco! Are you guys ready? Now the auditions are coming to a close, and tonight is the contestants' last chance to make it to Las Vegas.
You guys ready to get this thing started? Let's get this show cracking.
My name is Thea, and this is my little pig, Smooch piggy.
Oh, Smoochie, Smoochie, Smoochie.
All right, Smooch.
I've never been this close face-to-face with a pig that wasn't cooked.
Smooch can ring doorbells, go up ladders, play musical instruments.
When we're sleeping, we might hear a piano playing in the house.
And it's Smooch saying, "get up, I want to get some food.
" I got your food.
Smooch is gonna wow the judges.
Okay, we're up next, Smooch.
All right, go ahead.
You go on out there, Smooch.
Come on, Smooch.
Come on.
That piggy's so little.
Come on, Smooch.
- Oh, my God.
- She's got nail Polish on.
She's got a mani-pedi.
So beautiful.
I love this already, I have to tell you.
- Oh, thank you! - Right.
- What is your name? - I'm Thea Wilcox.
Thea, no offense, I was talking to the pig.
Oh, that's Is that the is that the best angle? - That's better.
- Okay, that's much better.
When you get a pig, is a pig hard to train, or is it like training a dog? - Aww.
- Oh.
Aww.
- Yes.
- Aww.
Pig is bored with your interview.
All right, anyway, we can't wait to see your act.
- Good luck to you, Thea.
- Okay.
Come on, Smooch, can you wake up now? Come on.
Look at that.
Come on.
You bored the pig to death.
Give her a chance.
Smooch.
Come here, Smooch.
Smooch, go on.
Come on, this way.
This way.
- Yay! - Amazing.
Come on, Smooch.
Come on.
Smooch, come here.
She brought the chair to him.
Aww, yay! One.
Just hit one.
Good.
- Come on, Smooch.
- Come on, Smoochie.
Three! Come on, Smooch, three.
Three? Yay! Yay! Thea, bacon for everybody.
I got to tell you, for me Oh, wonderful.
When you walked out here with the pig, you know what I said to myself? "I could watch this pig all day.
" But you proved to me that I can't watch this pig all day.
- Yeah, well - Oh, I don't agree.
I think that she's hypnotizing.
She is sensational.
Thank you.
She's gonna do something.
She's gonna do something.
- No, she's not.
- No, she's not.
All right.
We're gonna take a vote now.
Howie, what's your vote? It was wonderful, but, no.
- Sharon.
- It's a yes for me.
Oh, no.
- Come on.
- No.
- I liked the pig.
- This is silly.
Sharon loves animals.
You know what? I'm willing to throw all caution into it.
- I'm in a crazy mood.
- Oh.
You've got one no, you've got one yes.
And you know what I'm gonna say to you? No.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Come on, Smoochie.
Come on, Smooch.
- Over here, come on.
- Come on, Smooch.
Hey, come on, Nick, get that pig under control.
- Come on, Nick.
- Nick, be a man.
There we go.
Bye, Smooch.
You're still gonna be bigger than Porky, Babe, all of them.
I've never seen this many people in my life.
- What's your name? - Sifu Jim Adkins from White Tiger Martial Arts.
- You are a master karate guy? - Yes, sir.
- No big deal.
- That's awesome.
I'm gonna have these gentlemen attack me, and I'm gonna hit them in excess of 20 times in 1 second.
I don't know why karate guys think they have an act when they just hit people who don't defend themselves.
The man in the gray back there? You look miserable.
Would you punch him in the face already? - Are you ready for this? - I am so ready.
Go get them.
What are you gonna be doing for us this evening? - I will be rapping and dancing.
- Why rap? Is there, like, a message? Female empowerment all the way.
you're not very funny but I like your money you got a nice body but I'm in it for the money money, money, honey it's not funny how badly I want your money Money, honey I'm so hungry, honey She's upset too.
She thought she was good.
You say you wrote that to empower women.
- Yes.
- To use their bodies to get the money away from men.
Yes.
Ouch.
It's a no from me.
How does that empower women? Hi, what's the name of the group? - The Hartel Dance Group.
- Good luck.
- Hi! - Look at the smile! When the lady opened her legs, and then "hello!" There you were, it was, like, "oh!" I get it.
I get you were in a happy place.
- But is it a million - Dollar act? - The answer is - Yes! Yes! No.
It's no.
What is going on? That's how you do it.
Baby! I have some effect on women, don't I? Tell me what this means to you.
Everything.
I feel my mom smiling down on me, and I feel that this is my time to shine.
Okay, here we go.
Ready for America's Got Talent? - Yes.
- You are? - Are you excited? - Yes.
My name is Liliana Rose Silva, and I am six years old, and where I live is Chino, California.
What you gonna do for us today? - Mm, tap dance.
- You're gonna tap? Like that? I can do a little bit of shuffle, shuffle, flap, flap.
I dance in my room sometimes, or over, like, in the kitchen, or where the TV is.
Liliana is shy, but when she gets on stage becomes a different person.
She's amazing.
If I won a million dollars, I would buy more headbands.
All right, you ready to have fun? Go have fun.
Hello.
Hello.
- What's your name? - Liliana.
How old are you, Liliana? - Six years old.
- Wow.
And what do you do for a living? Tap dancing.
Really? Let's see you dance, Liliana.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! You're really, really good.
You know that? - Yes.
- You do know that.
Yes.
- Sharon? - You know you were on fire up there.
You are unstoppable.
Do you know what? I'm gonna cut right to the chase.
Yes.
Howard, what did you think of Liliana? Well, you are a beautiful young lady.
You are six years old, and, um, it's a very tough position for me to be in to tell you this.
I think you're terrific but I do not see this as a million-dollar act.
So I'm gonna have to say a gentle no.
I guess they're booing Howard.
They don't agree with him.
Do you do other kinds of dancing? Yes.
What kinds of dancing do you do? Jazz, hip hop, lyrical, and ballet.
- Done deal.
- She has - Is she a million-dollar act? - Are you a million-dollar act? - Yes.
- Tell him why.
Tell him why I should say yes.
Because I think I did really good.
Well, that's a that's a pretty good explanation.
And, Liliana, I am I have to say Yes! You're going to Vegas! Whoo! You're going to Vegas.
Whoo! Congratulations! Let me see what you were doing when you were dancing.
Go ahead, one time.
We going to Vegas.
So far, there have been lots of auditions that popped to the judges.
Yay! You look miserable.
Would you punch him in the face already? And there's still plenty more to come.
My mother is Flo-Jo, - and my father is Al Joyner.
- Wow.
- What do you do? - Tap dance.
- How old are you? - 85.
That's talent.
I'm gonna be doing some stand-up comedy today.
Make us laugh.
Do you hear all those people, dude? You hear those people screaming? - What's your name? - I'm Ben Mendoza, and this is the Midnight Circus.
All right, Ben.
Good luck.
I think you're super talented, and I think that you're gonna have a bright, beautiful future.
See you in Vegas.
- What is your name? - We're called The Always.
Your voice is really strong.
- Thank you.
- I was very impressed, - and it's a yes from me.
- Yes! Yeah! That's how rock stars do it.
Every movement was perfect.
See you in Vegas.
Three yeses.
We'll see you in Vegas.
Jack Nicholson's audition for Darth Vader: "As it turns out, I'm your father.
" I am gonna see you in Vegas.
Yes! - Who are you? - My name's Nancy Abbate.
- And - Estee Cooper.
- And what do you do? - Tap dance.
- How old are you? - I'm 85.
You look amazing.
Good luck.
That's talent.
You look remarkable, your body is fantastic.
- I just have something to say.
- Go ahead.
- Did you forget? - No, you forgot.
It's all right, she's 85.
I say the two of you yes.
You're going to Vegas.
Oh, my goodness.
My name is Jacob Williams, I'm 23.
I work at a real estate office, but I would like to be a stand-up comedian.
I guess I'm a little bit of a loner.
I do stand-up comedy, so yeah I do comedy and stuff, so I get very terrified of talking in front of people Do you know how many people are gonna be in the crowd tonight? To the point of almost throwing up.
Do you think you can be funny out there? I guess we'll find out.
All right, man, go get 'em, Jacob.
All right.
Right out to the red "X".
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hi, uh, I'm Jacob Williams.
I'm 23, from Chicago, and I'm gonna be doing some stand-up comedy today.
Great, and you're very young to be doing stand-up.
- All right, well - Yeah.
- Make us laugh.
- All right.
Great to be here.
The last time I performed in a live, sold-out theater, it was awkward 'cause a lot of people trying to watch the movie got mad.
But also, just so you guys know, I don't know how to fix your computer.
I just look like I do.
I just wanted to clear that up.
So, uh when I was little, I really wanted to be a magician.
I did this one trick where I got my dad to disappear emotionally from the rest of my childhood.
But I actually just went through a breakup, but it's okay, 'cause she was imaginary.
And some like, sometimes I feel like she was never even there, you know? But, uh I found out she was cheating on me with my best friend.
Apparently, he had a much bigger imagination, so dealing with that.
A lot of my friends are using Twitter now.
I don't know how to use it, so instead I just carry around a megaphone and announce what I'm doing at random times.
I'm just like, "yeah, I'm in the library.
" "Just letting you know.
" It's great, I got, like, three new followers the other day, so that's good.
Two of them were cops, but, you know Thank you.
Thanks.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
- Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! - Thanks.
Jacob, where have you been hiding? Chicago, I guess.
Uh I loved your material.
You're amazing, and people are gonna remember you, you're great, and you have a career ahead of you, young man.
- And this is very exciting.
- Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, it's a funny thing.
When I think about comedians coming on this show, I understand why some don't.
It's a huge gamble.
And it all paid off.
You were spectacular.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
We're gonna vote, and I would say yes.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Oh, my gosh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
- Jacob, my man.
- Oh, my gosh.
- How's it feel? - Oh, my God, it's great.
I'm just kind of just in shock.
- In shock? - I still have to get a We are a dance crew from Puerto Rico.
We named ourselves 787 Crew because that is the area code of Puerto Rico.
We don't have these kind of opportunities in Puerto Rico because it's so small.
Our dream as a crew is to be the first dance crew that won America's Got Talent.
Got to focus on what we do, represent Puerto Rico, represent our school, keep doing what we're dreaming of, and, you know, go all the way.
Make them love us.
We leave everything behind because we believe in this.
And I know that the judges are gonna see that on the stage.
- Hey, you guys.
- Hey.
Let's do this.
Tonight, we're gonna show America that Puerto Rico got talent too.
- All right, y'all - Yeah! Go give them what you got.
Whoo! All righty then.
Who do we have here? - We are 787 Crew from - Puerto Rico! You live in Puerto Rico? Yes, we paid for our plane tickets to get here and dance for you guys.
That's really, really industrious of you.
- Can't wait to see you dance.
- Thank you.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! - 787.
- Whoo! Wow, I absolutely loved it.
- Thank you.
- I love the outfits, I love the showmanship, I love the - Attitude.
- I love wow, in synch there.
I saw stunts or tricks or moves that I had never seen before.
It looked very dangerous, it looked exciting.
It was energetic.
I am so thilled that Puerto Rico is included in America's Got Talent.
Howard.
You're one of the best dance acts we've seen on this stage.
Well done.
You, sir.
You're getting very emotional about what you did.
Tell me what this means to you.
This means a lot, you know? We've been doing this for too much time, and we haven't had the opportunity - because we're from Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico! We don't have people don't understand what we have been through to make this happen, how hard we worked for this.
It's a dream come true.
So, guys, what did it cost to fly all of yourselves in? - $3,700.
- $3,700? What a smart investment.
And who knows? Maybe that will turn into a million.
Whoo! Big yes from me.
You're one of the best.
It's a yes from me.
Howie.
Guess what.
Your dream is coming true.
Three yeses.
We'll see you in Vegas.
We're going to pay for the ticket to Vegas.
You don't have to pay.
Brilliant job.
We'll fly you there.
Puerto Rico! Oh! Nice boys.
- That was great.
- Yeah.
Puerto Rico! Oh! Whoo! My name is Mary Joyner.
- Are you related to - My mother is Flo-Jo.
So will you be doing track and field for us this evening? I love you, Howard! I'm gorgeous.
I'm really gorgeous.
I could throw up.
So who's your favorite, uh, judge? Howard Stern.
He's your crush? We love you, Howard! I love you, Howard! Howard! My name is Trisha Paytas, I'm 23 years old.
That's your boyfriend? I just want to look at his beauty.
He's just so beautiful.
Hey, baby.
Wow.
Hi.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! The audience is right.
You look like you work in Vegas.
Really? I know, I get that a lot.
Someone thought I was a stripper, a porn star.
I'm like, "nope, I love Jesus.
I'm not like that.
" What is your name? - My name is Trish, like fish.
- Trish.
- Like fish.
- And Trish, how do you Trish, like fish.
Like fish.
Trish, h I'm fascinated.
How do you function in life? In other words, are you able to walk around and get a job? I'm like, a computer programmer, but I work in my house, so no one ever sees me.
All right, what are you going to do today? Um, I talk really fast, and, like, I'm a rapper.
No.
Yes.
A rapper? - A rapper.
- All right.
I have high hopes for you.
Go ahead.
Yes, I'm ready.
Aah! Trisha, Trisha, Trisha.
Y'all liked me.
Trisha, it was just annoying for me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It was very annoying.
It was it gave me a headache and I I'm not feeling well.
Let's go to Sharon.
Trisha, I couldn't understand anything you were saying.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause it was that quick.
I mean, I'm not really a rapper.
I just needed to make up a talent to see Howard stern.
Oh, well, that's different.
Now you're talking.
Howard, go up and hug her.
Hug her! Hug her! Hug her! Hug her! You know what, baby? That's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
- Oh, my God, you're - Baby.
Whoo! Oh, my God, I love you! I have some effect on women, don't I? - Yes.
- Yeah.
This is all that I came for.
That's it.
- Yes, yes.
- I know I'm not talented.
I just came for you.
That's all right.
I love you so much.
So, uh, what we're gonna do is we're going to vote now.
Yes, we're gonna vote now.
We haven't voted.
Howard.
Howard, we gotta vote.
- Okay, let him go.
- All right, I'm gonna go vote.
I'll see you, baby.
What a girl.
I am so happy.
Let's vote.
- Oh, my God.
- Howard, what do you think? She's going to Vegas, not for the reasons you want her, but we're having a good time.
- So he's a yes.
- I'm a yes.
Okay.
- Absolutely.
- Sharon.
Of course.
Honey, we're gonna have a great time.
Sharon.
- It's a no from me, but - Oh.
I'm glad that you're happy you got to meet Howard.
- I'm so happy.
- Babe.
Aah! It's a no for me.
Okay, that's okay.
Honey, it's probably for the best.
Okay, I'll see you in Vegas, Howard.
I'll come anyways.
All right, you know where to find me.
We're gonna have a beautiful date at the mental institution, you wait and see.
You're so sexy! I don't - Bye, baby.
- Bye! Aah! Aah! What a picture.
So much better than Piers Morgan.
Oh, my God, so much better! Okay - Okay, where do I go? - I don't know.
- Yup.
- Okay.
You look good.
You look funny No, I'm not look funny, but - Hello.
- Hi.
- How you doing? - I'm Mark.
Mark, what are you going to do for us today? Uh, I'm a comedian.
I'm going to do some stand-up.
- You're gonna do stand-up? - Yeah.
When I do impressions of celebrities, people are amazed.
I'm not expecting "X" for my act, but if I get "X," I just keep going.
All right.
How you guys doing today? Oh, yeah.
We're doing well.
Good, good, good.
- And what is your name? - My name is Mark Ofuji.
Well, welcome to America's Got Talent.
What do you do? I'm a comedian.
- Comedian? - Uh-huh.
Let's hear it.
You're gonna meet Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.
Are you screaming? - Ouch.
- You just wet yourself? Maybe I have one to get for Mission: Impossible.
- Excuse me.
- Al Pacino.
Did you just want to cut? Can't you see I am here? - No.
- Do it! Do it! - All right, well - What are you gonna do? You know, we couldn't understand you.
I'm not sure what that impression was.
- I know I heard Freddy Krueger.
- That was Al Pacino.
It was Al Pacino, right? You're sure of that? Al Pacino and Sean Connery.
You guys are too noisy, that's why.
No, no.
I know.
If they were quiet, it was uncanny, because it was amazing.
Just if we could be quiet one second give an Al Pacino for one second.
My name is Bond, James Bond.
That's Al Pacino as Ja - My name is Bond, James Bond.
- We got it.
- You don't believe me, do you? - Excuse me.
- You don't know any - They don't know they don't know Al Pacino.
I'm very confused by you.
Why? We haven't got the time for me to tell you.
It could go on, and on, and on.
So I'm gonna vote now, and my vote is no.
Can I ask I want to ask one question, then I'll vote.
Do you make a living as a comedian? - No.
- What do you do? I do massage.
It's not the job, okay? Can I can I tell you something that you'll understand? Yeah.
I don't think this particular spot is going to have a happy ending.
Sharon, you voted no.
Howie, I take it it's a no? So it's three nos, and I'm sorry.
- I have a Gilbert Gottfried.
- Oh.
Let's let's hear Gilbert.
- No, no, no, no.
- You don't want to - Gilbert gottfried.
- Good - Bye.
What the - Who was he trying to be? - Gilbert Gottfried.
That was Gilbert.
Gilbert Gottfried.
I speak Japanese.
Nintendo Wii.
California love.
My name is Mary Joyner.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm from Los Angeles, California, and I'm a singer.
My mother was Florence Griffith-Joyner, known as "Flo-Jo," and my father is Al Joyner.
Dad, I know you're rooting for you daughter.
Yes, I am.
And, uh - Are you nervous for her? - Yes, I am.
You know, and one day you gonna know the feeling too.
My dad won the gold medal at the 1984 Olympics, and my mom has five olympic medals, and she holds two world records.
And we always taught her about being the best in the world at whatever you decide to choose.
We thought it would be running, because it was in her DNA.
Do you need a stand? Florence had every talent under the sun, but she couldn't sing.
And she said, "my daughter will sing.
" I was seven when she passed away.
From that moment on I knew that my mom wasn't gonna be a part of my life anymore.
I miss my mom so much every day.
But I know she's watching down on me.
She'll be onstage with me.
I know she will.
- How are you? - I'm great.
- How are you? - I'm really good.
I wanna know your name.
My name is Mary Joyner.
I know that last name.
Are you related to Yes, my mother is Flo-Jo.
Oh, wow.
And my father is Al Joyner.
Wow.
So will you be doing track and field for us this evening? No.
I started my own path and that's singing.
And is this something you've been pursuing for a long time? Yes, and it's my lifelong dream.
All right, and hopefully they'll come true tonight.
Something always brings me back to you It never takes too long No matter what I say or do I still feel you here till the moment I'm gone set me free leave me be I don't wanna fall another moment into your gravity here I am and I stand so tall just the way I'm supposed to be but you're on to me and all over me You're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you go the one thing that I still know is that you're keeping me down Oooh yay Be proud.
You should be proud.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! So you've been singing for a while? When did you start singing? I started taking serious singing when I was in middle school and high school.
And then, I just fell in love with music.
Can I just say something? I think we just fell in love with you.
Howard.
I've sat at home and watched this show every season.
Some people give me goose bumps, some don't.
You had me in 30 seconds.
I thought you did a tremendous job.
- Thank you.
- Sharon? You've got great command of your voice.
You really are genuine when you perform.
It moved everyone in this theater.
Thank you.
Mary, what does this mean to you? Tell me what this means to you.
This moment.
Everything.
I feel my mom smiling down on me, and I feel the connection to the song, and I feel that this is my time to shine.
And hopefully I shined for you guys.
- You did.
- You sure did.
Well, let's start voting.
Howard? Well, I think it's clear.
I'm a big yes.
Sharon? I am a huge yes.
Okay, is your dad here? Yes, my dad's my dad's here.
Can you bring your dad out? Olympic gold medalist! I just want you, sir first of all, I wanted to congratulate you on this is what life is all about.
You know, our offspring.
This is your legacy.
And I just want you to share this moment because she is about to go to Las Vegas.
Thank you.
Such a pleasure.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then, you know, when you get to Vegas, maybe you can put on one of them Flo-Jo outfits with the spandex and flag out.
- I loved her.
- I thought she was really good.
- I loved her.
- I'm very proud of you.
Very proud.
Ladies and gentlemen, your America's Got Talent judges, give 'em a big round of applause.
End of the auditions, that's it.
Going home.
Good night.
- Night - Night.
I love you very much.
Mwah.
I am so proud to be part of America's got talent.
And what are your hopes and dreams? My dream is to be a movie voice-over.
I can't wait to see my name in lights.
You're a terrific kid, you know that? Yes.
America! Are you ready? Revolution! Let's do this.
We want something that we haven't seen.
It's totally original.
This is why I'm here.
It's endless, the things that you can do.
Come on, dj! Drop that beat! You have three yeses.
You're going to Las Vegas.
Yes.
Yes for me too.
You're going to Vegas.
I must say yes.
Guess where you're going.
Las Vegas! Aah! I want those dogs! What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? This'll be, right here, a dream come true.
Thank you.
So that's it! The auditions are over.
Now it's time for the next phase of the competition, when, next week, over 100 acts will go to Las Vegas to compete for 48 spots in our live studio show.
Good night, America!
See you in Vegas! You have to deliver "wow.
" You just wet yourself? Baby.
This is my time to shine, and hopefully I shine for you guys.
This season, the talent revolution has swept the nation searching for the next million-dollar act as the judges auditioned people from all across America.
Tampa bay got the spirit.
Let me hear it! Give it up.
It's New York City, baby! Live from New York! Austin! St.
Louis! Los Angeles, baby.
Y'all ready? San Francisco! Are you guys ready? Now the auditions are coming to a close, and tonight is the contestants' last chance to make it to Las Vegas.
You guys ready to get this thing started? Let's get this show cracking.
My name is Thea, and this is my little pig, Smooch piggy.
Oh, Smoochie, Smoochie, Smoochie.
All right, Smooch.
I've never been this close face-to-face with a pig that wasn't cooked.
Smooch can ring doorbells, go up ladders, play musical instruments.
When we're sleeping, we might hear a piano playing in the house.
And it's Smooch saying, "get up, I want to get some food.
" I got your food.
Smooch is gonna wow the judges.
Okay, we're up next, Smooch.
All right, go ahead.
You go on out there, Smooch.
Come on, Smooch.
Come on.
That piggy's so little.
Come on, Smooch.
- Oh, my God.
- She's got nail Polish on.
She's got a mani-pedi.
So beautiful.
I love this already, I have to tell you.
- Oh, thank you! - Right.
- What is your name? - I'm Thea Wilcox.
Thea, no offense, I was talking to the pig.
Oh, that's Is that the is that the best angle? - That's better.
- Okay, that's much better.
When you get a pig, is a pig hard to train, or is it like training a dog? - Aww.
- Oh.
Aww.
- Yes.
- Aww.
Pig is bored with your interview.
All right, anyway, we can't wait to see your act.
- Good luck to you, Thea.
- Okay.
Come on, Smooch, can you wake up now? Come on.
Look at that.
Come on.
You bored the pig to death.
Give her a chance.
Smooch.
Come here, Smooch.
Smooch, go on.
Come on, this way.
This way.
- Yay! - Amazing.
Come on, Smooch.
Come on.
Smooch, come here.
She brought the chair to him.
Aww, yay! One.
Just hit one.
Good.
- Come on, Smooch.
- Come on, Smoochie.
Three! Come on, Smooch, three.
Three? Yay! Yay! Thea, bacon for everybody.
I got to tell you, for me Oh, wonderful.
When you walked out here with the pig, you know what I said to myself? "I could watch this pig all day.
" But you proved to me that I can't watch this pig all day.
- Yeah, well - Oh, I don't agree.
I think that she's hypnotizing.
She is sensational.
Thank you.
She's gonna do something.
She's gonna do something.
- No, she's not.
- No, she's not.
All right.
We're gonna take a vote now.
Howie, what's your vote? It was wonderful, but, no.
- Sharon.
- It's a yes for me.
Oh, no.
- Come on.
- No.
- I liked the pig.
- This is silly.
Sharon loves animals.
You know what? I'm willing to throw all caution into it.
- I'm in a crazy mood.
- Oh.
You've got one no, you've got one yes.
And you know what I'm gonna say to you? No.
I can't.
I can't do it.
Come on, Smoochie.
Come on, Smooch.
- Over here, come on.
- Come on, Smooch.
Hey, come on, Nick, get that pig under control.
- Come on, Nick.
- Nick, be a man.
There we go.
Bye, Smooch.
You're still gonna be bigger than Porky, Babe, all of them.
I've never seen this many people in my life.
- What's your name? - Sifu Jim Adkins from White Tiger Martial Arts.
- You are a master karate guy? - Yes, sir.
- No big deal.
- That's awesome.
I'm gonna have these gentlemen attack me, and I'm gonna hit them in excess of 20 times in 1 second.
I don't know why karate guys think they have an act when they just hit people who don't defend themselves.
The man in the gray back there? You look miserable.
Would you punch him in the face already? - Are you ready for this? - I am so ready.
Go get them.
What are you gonna be doing for us this evening? - I will be rapping and dancing.
- Why rap? Is there, like, a message? Female empowerment all the way.
you're not very funny but I like your money you got a nice body but I'm in it for the money money, money, honey it's not funny how badly I want your money Money, honey I'm so hungry, honey She's upset too.
She thought she was good.
You say you wrote that to empower women.
- Yes.
- To use their bodies to get the money away from men.
Yes.
Ouch.
It's a no from me.
How does that empower women? Hi, what's the name of the group? - The Hartel Dance Group.
- Good luck.
- Hi! - Look at the smile! When the lady opened her legs, and then "hello!" There you were, it was, like, "oh!" I get it.
I get you were in a happy place.
- But is it a million - Dollar act? - The answer is - Yes! Yes! No.
It's no.
What is going on? That's how you do it.
Baby! I have some effect on women, don't I? Tell me what this means to you.
Everything.
I feel my mom smiling down on me, and I feel that this is my time to shine.
Okay, here we go.
Ready for America's Got Talent? - Yes.
- You are? - Are you excited? - Yes.
My name is Liliana Rose Silva, and I am six years old, and where I live is Chino, California.
What you gonna do for us today? - Mm, tap dance.
- You're gonna tap? Like that? I can do a little bit of shuffle, shuffle, flap, flap.
I dance in my room sometimes, or over, like, in the kitchen, or where the TV is.
Liliana is shy, but when she gets on stage becomes a different person.
She's amazing.
If I won a million dollars, I would buy more headbands.
All right, you ready to have fun? Go have fun.
Hello.
Hello.
- What's your name? - Liliana.
How old are you, Liliana? - Six years old.
- Wow.
And what do you do for a living? Tap dancing.
Really? Let's see you dance, Liliana.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! You're really, really good.
You know that? - Yes.
- You do know that.
Yes.
- Sharon? - You know you were on fire up there.
You are unstoppable.
Do you know what? I'm gonna cut right to the chase.
Yes.
Howard, what did you think of Liliana? Well, you are a beautiful young lady.
You are six years old, and, um, it's a very tough position for me to be in to tell you this.
I think you're terrific but I do not see this as a million-dollar act.
So I'm gonna have to say a gentle no.
I guess they're booing Howard.
They don't agree with him.
Do you do other kinds of dancing? Yes.
What kinds of dancing do you do? Jazz, hip hop, lyrical, and ballet.
- Done deal.
- She has - Is she a million-dollar act? - Are you a million-dollar act? - Yes.
- Tell him why.
Tell him why I should say yes.
Because I think I did really good.
Well, that's a that's a pretty good explanation.
And, Liliana, I am I have to say Yes! You're going to Vegas! Whoo! You're going to Vegas.
Whoo! Congratulations! Let me see what you were doing when you were dancing.
Go ahead, one time.
We going to Vegas.
So far, there have been lots of auditions that popped to the judges.
Yay! You look miserable.
Would you punch him in the face already? And there's still plenty more to come.
My mother is Flo-Jo, - and my father is Al Joyner.
- Wow.
- What do you do? - Tap dance.
- How old are you? - 85.
That's talent.
I'm gonna be doing some stand-up comedy today.
Make us laugh.
Do you hear all those people, dude? You hear those people screaming? - What's your name? - I'm Ben Mendoza, and this is the Midnight Circus.
All right, Ben.
Good luck.
I think you're super talented, and I think that you're gonna have a bright, beautiful future.
See you in Vegas.
- What is your name? - We're called The Always.
Your voice is really strong.
- Thank you.
- I was very impressed, - and it's a yes from me.
- Yes! Yeah! That's how rock stars do it.
Every movement was perfect.
See you in Vegas.
Three yeses.
We'll see you in Vegas.
Jack Nicholson's audition for Darth Vader: "As it turns out, I'm your father.
" I am gonna see you in Vegas.
Yes! - Who are you? - My name's Nancy Abbate.
- And - Estee Cooper.
- And what do you do? - Tap dance.
- How old are you? - I'm 85.
You look amazing.
Good luck.
That's talent.
You look remarkable, your body is fantastic.
- I just have something to say.
- Go ahead.
- Did you forget? - No, you forgot.
It's all right, she's 85.
I say the two of you yes.
You're going to Vegas.
Oh, my goodness.
My name is Jacob Williams, I'm 23.
I work at a real estate office, but I would like to be a stand-up comedian.
I guess I'm a little bit of a loner.
I do stand-up comedy, so yeah I do comedy and stuff, so I get very terrified of talking in front of people Do you know how many people are gonna be in the crowd tonight? To the point of almost throwing up.
Do you think you can be funny out there? I guess we'll find out.
All right, man, go get 'em, Jacob.
All right.
Right out to the red "X".
- Hello.
- Hello.
Hi, uh, I'm Jacob Williams.
I'm 23, from Chicago, and I'm gonna be doing some stand-up comedy today.
Great, and you're very young to be doing stand-up.
- All right, well - Yeah.
- Make us laugh.
- All right.
Great to be here.
The last time I performed in a live, sold-out theater, it was awkward 'cause a lot of people trying to watch the movie got mad.
But also, just so you guys know, I don't know how to fix your computer.
I just look like I do.
I just wanted to clear that up.
So, uh when I was little, I really wanted to be a magician.
I did this one trick where I got my dad to disappear emotionally from the rest of my childhood.
But I actually just went through a breakup, but it's okay, 'cause she was imaginary.
And some like, sometimes I feel like she was never even there, you know? But, uh I found out she was cheating on me with my best friend.
Apparently, he had a much bigger imagination, so dealing with that.
A lot of my friends are using Twitter now.
I don't know how to use it, so instead I just carry around a megaphone and announce what I'm doing at random times.
I'm just like, "yeah, I'm in the library.
" "Just letting you know.
" It's great, I got, like, three new followers the other day, so that's good.
Two of them were cops, but, you know Thank you.
Thanks.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
- Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! - Thanks.
Jacob, where have you been hiding? Chicago, I guess.
Uh I loved your material.
You're amazing, and people are gonna remember you, you're great, and you have a career ahead of you, young man.
- And this is very exciting.
- Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, it's a funny thing.
When I think about comedians coming on this show, I understand why some don't.
It's a huge gamble.
And it all paid off.
You were spectacular.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
We're gonna vote, and I would say yes.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Oh, my gosh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
- Jacob, my man.
- Oh, my gosh.
- How's it feel? - Oh, my God, it's great.
I'm just kind of just in shock.
- In shock? - I still have to get a We are a dance crew from Puerto Rico.
We named ourselves 787 Crew because that is the area code of Puerto Rico.
We don't have these kind of opportunities in Puerto Rico because it's so small.
Our dream as a crew is to be the first dance crew that won America's Got Talent.
Got to focus on what we do, represent Puerto Rico, represent our school, keep doing what we're dreaming of, and, you know, go all the way.
Make them love us.
We leave everything behind because we believe in this.
And I know that the judges are gonna see that on the stage.
- Hey, you guys.
- Hey.
Let's do this.
Tonight, we're gonna show America that Puerto Rico got talent too.
- All right, y'all - Yeah! Go give them what you got.
Whoo! All righty then.
Who do we have here? - We are 787 Crew from - Puerto Rico! You live in Puerto Rico? Yes, we paid for our plane tickets to get here and dance for you guys.
That's really, really industrious of you.
- Can't wait to see you dance.
- Thank you.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! - 787.
- Whoo! Wow, I absolutely loved it.
- Thank you.
- I love the outfits, I love the showmanship, I love the - Attitude.
- I love wow, in synch there.
I saw stunts or tricks or moves that I had never seen before.
It looked very dangerous, it looked exciting.
It was energetic.
I am so thilled that Puerto Rico is included in America's Got Talent.
Howard.
You're one of the best dance acts we've seen on this stage.
Well done.
You, sir.
You're getting very emotional about what you did.
Tell me what this means to you.
This means a lot, you know? We've been doing this for too much time, and we haven't had the opportunity - because we're from Puerto Rico.
- Puerto Rico! We don't have people don't understand what we have been through to make this happen, how hard we worked for this.
It's a dream come true.
So, guys, what did it cost to fly all of yourselves in? - $3,700.
- $3,700? What a smart investment.
And who knows? Maybe that will turn into a million.
Whoo! Big yes from me.
You're one of the best.
It's a yes from me.
Howie.
Guess what.
Your dream is coming true.
Three yeses.
We'll see you in Vegas.
We're going to pay for the ticket to Vegas.
You don't have to pay.
Brilliant job.
We'll fly you there.
Puerto Rico! Oh! Nice boys.
- That was great.
- Yeah.
Puerto Rico! Oh! Whoo! My name is Mary Joyner.
- Are you related to - My mother is Flo-Jo.
So will you be doing track and field for us this evening? I love you, Howard! I'm gorgeous.
I'm really gorgeous.
I could throw up.
So who's your favorite, uh, judge? Howard Stern.
He's your crush? We love you, Howard! I love you, Howard! Howard! My name is Trisha Paytas, I'm 23 years old.
That's your boyfriend? I just want to look at his beauty.
He's just so beautiful.
Hey, baby.
Wow.
Hi.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! The audience is right.
You look like you work in Vegas.
Really? I know, I get that a lot.
Someone thought I was a stripper, a porn star.
I'm like, "nope, I love Jesus.
I'm not like that.
" What is your name? - My name is Trish, like fish.
- Trish.
- Like fish.
- And Trish, how do you Trish, like fish.
Like fish.
Trish, h I'm fascinated.
How do you function in life? In other words, are you able to walk around and get a job? I'm like, a computer programmer, but I work in my house, so no one ever sees me.
All right, what are you going to do today? Um, I talk really fast, and, like, I'm a rapper.
No.
Yes.
A rapper? - A rapper.
- All right.
I have high hopes for you.
Go ahead.
Yes, I'm ready.
Aah! Trisha, Trisha, Trisha.
Y'all liked me.
Trisha, it was just annoying for me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It was very annoying.
It was it gave me a headache and I I'm not feeling well.
Let's go to Sharon.
Trisha, I couldn't understand anything you were saying.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause it was that quick.
I mean, I'm not really a rapper.
I just needed to make up a talent to see Howard stern.
Oh, well, that's different.
Now you're talking.
Howard, go up and hug her.
Hug her! Hug her! Hug her! Hug her! You know what, baby? That's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
- Oh, my God, you're - Baby.
Whoo! Oh, my God, I love you! I have some effect on women, don't I? - Yes.
- Yeah.
This is all that I came for.
That's it.
- Yes, yes.
- I know I'm not talented.
I just came for you.
That's all right.
I love you so much.
So, uh, what we're gonna do is we're going to vote now.
Yes, we're gonna vote now.
We haven't voted.
Howard.
Howard, we gotta vote.
- Okay, let him go.
- All right, I'm gonna go vote.
I'll see you, baby.
What a girl.
I am so happy.
Let's vote.
- Oh, my God.
- Howard, what do you think? She's going to Vegas, not for the reasons you want her, but we're having a good time.
- So he's a yes.
- I'm a yes.
Okay.
- Absolutely.
- Sharon.
Of course.
Honey, we're gonna have a great time.
Sharon.
- It's a no from me, but - Oh.
I'm glad that you're happy you got to meet Howard.
- I'm so happy.
- Babe.
Aah! It's a no for me.
Okay, that's okay.
Honey, it's probably for the best.
Okay, I'll see you in Vegas, Howard.
I'll come anyways.
All right, you know where to find me.
We're gonna have a beautiful date at the mental institution, you wait and see.
You're so sexy! I don't - Bye, baby.
- Bye! Aah! Aah! What a picture.
So much better than Piers Morgan.
Oh, my God, so much better! Okay - Okay, where do I go? - I don't know.
- Yup.
- Okay.
You look good.
You look funny No, I'm not look funny, but - Hello.
- Hi.
- How you doing? - I'm Mark.
Mark, what are you going to do for us today? Uh, I'm a comedian.
I'm going to do some stand-up.
- You're gonna do stand-up? - Yeah.
When I do impressions of celebrities, people are amazed.
I'm not expecting "X" for my act, but if I get "X," I just keep going.
All right.
How you guys doing today? Oh, yeah.
We're doing well.
Good, good, good.
- And what is your name? - My name is Mark Ofuji.
Well, welcome to America's Got Talent.
What do you do? I'm a comedian.
- Comedian? - Uh-huh.
Let's hear it.
You're gonna meet Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.
Are you screaming? - Ouch.
- You just wet yourself? Maybe I have one to get for Mission: Impossible.
- Excuse me.
- Al Pacino.
Did you just want to cut? Can't you see I am here? - No.
- Do it! Do it! - All right, well - What are you gonna do? You know, we couldn't understand you.
I'm not sure what that impression was.
- I know I heard Freddy Krueger.
- That was Al Pacino.
It was Al Pacino, right? You're sure of that? Al Pacino and Sean Connery.
You guys are too noisy, that's why.
No, no.
I know.
If they were quiet, it was uncanny, because it was amazing.
Just if we could be quiet one second give an Al Pacino for one second.
My name is Bond, James Bond.
That's Al Pacino as Ja - My name is Bond, James Bond.
- We got it.
- You don't believe me, do you? - Excuse me.
- You don't know any - They don't know they don't know Al Pacino.
I'm very confused by you.
Why? We haven't got the time for me to tell you.
It could go on, and on, and on.
So I'm gonna vote now, and my vote is no.
Can I ask I want to ask one question, then I'll vote.
Do you make a living as a comedian? - No.
- What do you do? I do massage.
It's not the job, okay? Can I can I tell you something that you'll understand? Yeah.
I don't think this particular spot is going to have a happy ending.
Sharon, you voted no.
Howie, I take it it's a no? So it's three nos, and I'm sorry.
- I have a Gilbert Gottfried.
- Oh.
Let's let's hear Gilbert.
- No, no, no, no.
- You don't want to - Gilbert gottfried.
- Good - Bye.
What the - Who was he trying to be? - Gilbert Gottfried.
That was Gilbert.
Gilbert Gottfried.
I speak Japanese.
Nintendo Wii.
California love.
My name is Mary Joyner.
I'm 21 years old.
I'm from Los Angeles, California, and I'm a singer.
My mother was Florence Griffith-Joyner, known as "Flo-Jo," and my father is Al Joyner.
Dad, I know you're rooting for you daughter.
Yes, I am.
And, uh - Are you nervous for her? - Yes, I am.
You know, and one day you gonna know the feeling too.
My dad won the gold medal at the 1984 Olympics, and my mom has five olympic medals, and she holds two world records.
And we always taught her about being the best in the world at whatever you decide to choose.
We thought it would be running, because it was in her DNA.
Do you need a stand? Florence had every talent under the sun, but she couldn't sing.
And she said, "my daughter will sing.
" I was seven when she passed away.
From that moment on I knew that my mom wasn't gonna be a part of my life anymore.
I miss my mom so much every day.
But I know she's watching down on me.
She'll be onstage with me.
I know she will.
- How are you? - I'm great.
- How are you? - I'm really good.
I wanna know your name.
My name is Mary Joyner.
I know that last name.
Are you related to Yes, my mother is Flo-Jo.
Oh, wow.
And my father is Al Joyner.
Wow.
So will you be doing track and field for us this evening? No.
I started my own path and that's singing.
And is this something you've been pursuing for a long time? Yes, and it's my lifelong dream.
All right, and hopefully they'll come true tonight.
Something always brings me back to you It never takes too long No matter what I say or do I still feel you here till the moment I'm gone set me free leave me be I don't wanna fall another moment into your gravity here I am and I stand so tall just the way I'm supposed to be but you're on to me and all over me You're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you go the one thing that I still know is that you're keeping me down Oooh yay Be proud.
You should be proud.
Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas! So you've been singing for a while? When did you start singing? I started taking serious singing when I was in middle school and high school.
And then, I just fell in love with music.
Can I just say something? I think we just fell in love with you.
Howard.
I've sat at home and watched this show every season.
Some people give me goose bumps, some don't.
You had me in 30 seconds.
I thought you did a tremendous job.
- Thank you.
- Sharon? You've got great command of your voice.
You really are genuine when you perform.
It moved everyone in this theater.
Thank you.
Mary, what does this mean to you? Tell me what this means to you.
This moment.
Everything.
I feel my mom smiling down on me, and I feel the connection to the song, and I feel that this is my time to shine.
And hopefully I shined for you guys.
- You did.
- You sure did.
Well, let's start voting.
Howard? Well, I think it's clear.
I'm a big yes.
Sharon? I am a huge yes.
Okay, is your dad here? Yes, my dad's my dad's here.
Can you bring your dad out? Olympic gold medalist! I just want you, sir first of all, I wanted to congratulate you on this is what life is all about.
You know, our offspring.
This is your legacy.
And I just want you to share this moment because she is about to go to Las Vegas.
Thank you.
Such a pleasure.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then, you know, when you get to Vegas, maybe you can put on one of them Flo-Jo outfits with the spandex and flag out.
- I loved her.
- I thought she was really good.
- I loved her.
- I'm very proud of you.
Very proud.
Ladies and gentlemen, your America's Got Talent judges, give 'em a big round of applause.
End of the auditions, that's it.
Going home.
Good night.
- Night - Night.
I love you very much.
Mwah.
I am so proud to be part of America's got talent.
And what are your hopes and dreams? My dream is to be a movie voice-over.
I can't wait to see my name in lights.
You're a terrific kid, you know that? Yes.
America! Are you ready? Revolution! Let's do this.
We want something that we haven't seen.
It's totally original.
This is why I'm here.
It's endless, the things that you can do.
Come on, dj! Drop that beat! You have three yeses.
You're going to Las Vegas.
Yes.
Yes for me too.
You're going to Vegas.
I must say yes.
Guess where you're going.
Las Vegas! Aah! I want those dogs! What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? This'll be, right here, a dream come true.
Thank you.
So that's it! The auditions are over.
Now it's time for the next phase of the competition, when, next week, over 100 acts will go to Las Vegas to compete for 48 spots in our live studio show.
Good night, America!