Andi Mack (2017) s02e24 Episode Script

1 BEX: Previously, on Andi Mack Obviously, I had to be here when you tried out for the Ultimate elite team.
That's not a team.
That's a platoon.
You don't have to do this.
You're still gonna be Jonah Beck.
You're gonna be okay.
- I'm not gonna make the team.
- You're gonna make the team.
No.
No, no, no.
There must've been some mistake.
That coach is a fool and a buffoon.
It's okay.
It gives me a goal, something to work towards.
Once we decided to redesign The Fringe, the ideas just kept coming.
I need to feel I can speak up if I don't like your ideas.
What do you think about the name Cloud Nine? I think I don't understand why it's not Cloud Ten.
- Cloud Ten! - I love it! (SHRIEKS) BOWIE: So Morgan did steal the prayer box.
And you knew she stole it? You made it look like it was all Andi's fault! You made me doubt my own daughter.
And even worse, you made Andi doubt herself.
So, um, you and Miranda? She's out of my life forever.
(SIGHS) - Bex! - (MOANS) You in danger? Anything on fire? Um no.
Then to what do I owe the torture? (SIGHS) I made you coffee.
Why? Because I thought it was time I finally learned how to make coffee.
You just taught yourself? Yeah, I used my super powers of reading and following directions.
Taste it.
- Mmm! - Really? Mmm-hmm.
I'm gonna make you coffee every morning.
Aw, you don't have to do that.
Well, I know how much you hate to get out of bed and make coffee, so now you won't have to.
You're the best daughter in the world.
Sorry, plant.
I'm gonna try making eggs now.
I hope you like eggs.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) I'm standing on the edge And everything I kno-o-ow Has blown away Life is upside down But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way - I'm ready for tomorrow - Hey! - Tomorrow starts today - Hey! There ain't no map to follow Hey! But I'm with you all the way Hey! All the way Lunch with Buffy at The Spoon.
What kind of notebook is that? It's a philo-stax.
It's a calendar, and an organizer, and I have a ruler and a laminated map of the London subway! It was my dad's, but he never used it.
- Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah.
Let me take a picture of it with my philo-stax.
Laugh it up, Millennial.
(LAUGHS) Whoa! That thing is from 1990.
1990 has the exact same days and dates as 2018.
How do you know that? I looked it up on the Internet.
Oh, and, uh, how did you look on the Internet? Not taking any more questions.
Your lunch is served.
Cyrus and you.
Wow, look at that.
You got our order right, and everything's hot.
Turns out practice makes decent.
Well, I couldn't even balance two plates at one time, so I'm impressed.
(LAUGHS) You're doing it again.
What am I doing? First it was TJ, and now it's Amber.
Why do you have this need to be friendly with unfriendly people? You know, from Amber's point of view, you're the unfriendly one.
Okay, so she's unfriendly and a bad judge of character.
I know you don't like Amber.
But it's unhealthy to hold on to so much animosity.
Or should we call it Amber-mosity? - Huh? - No.
Welcome to Cloud 10.
Welcome to Cloud 10.
It's your go-to spot for beauty booty! Your go-to spot for dream creams? That's worse.
You do makeovers here, right? Yes! We will, but we're not officially open yet, so come back in two weeks.
It's your go-to spot for your no-good spots! No, wait, wait (SIGHS) Mmm, hmm.
Here's an idea.
Why don't you hand out some free samples? Well, Mom's already doin' that.
ANDI (SIGHS): She's not doing much of anything.
Except missing Pops.
I wish there was some way we could snap her out of it.
Hey! Welcome to Cloud 10.
This place looks great.
- This is beautiful.
- Not so fast, plant murderer.
This one's going to a safe place.
Celia? Is that for me? Uh, who else would I be giving a sapphire orchid to? Look at what you created! Cloud 10, where beauty begins.
And that's how it's done.
- You're coming with me.
- Okay.
- Welcome to Cloud 10.
- Where beauty begins.
Ooh! Welcome to Cloud 10, where beauty begins.
So you'll want a primer, and this will get your skin super soft, and it'll just feel just like a baby's skin.
Sure, yeah.
Spa water? It says Cloud 10.
(GIGGLES) Buffy, what do you think? Faux-hawk or no-hawk? Just hawk.
- Selfie? - Of course.
(LAUGHING) Hey, do you like trampolines? No, they're the worst.
Of course I like trampolines! Did you know there's an entire building that is nothing but trampolines? I have heard tell of this magical place.
Do you wanna go? - Tomorrow? - Yeah! - Great! - (BOTH LAUGH) Come back for a free makeover, 'cause remember, Cloud 10, make over, not under.
So have you heard from Ham? He sent me a Tibetan singing bowl.
That's nice.
You obviously have never heard a Tibetan bowl sing.
(PIERCING RING) Oh.
Excuse me.
Jonah's taking me to the trampoline park tomorrow.
Will this be your first real date? - It's starting.
- What is? You know, the fun couple stuff.
You start saving ticket stubs and passing notes in class.
You mean texting.
Sure.
And then, there are those late night calls that go way too long in the night.
Again, texting.
And I have to come in and say, "Andi, put your phone away, you've got school in the morning.
" And you pretend to hang up, but you don't.
Oh, gosh, those are the best.
Hmm.
Oh, hey! Andi's going on her first real date with Jonah tomorrow.
Okay.
Uh(CHUCKLES) We don't have to tell everybody.
But I'm your father! I have to be there when he picks you up! And I have to do this (CLEARS THROAT) No, you don't.
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
(CLEARS THROAT) I need a picture! Okay.
We're leaving now.
Wait.
I have some questions for the young man.
Bye! I can't remember.
Did your parents put us through this when I picked you up on our first date? No.
'Cause I climbed out the window.
(LAUGHS) Text me when they get back? I wanna know how it went.
Do you have to go? We could hang out, have lunch.
- I am hungry.
- I'm starving! - Should we go out? - Sure.
Or we could stay here, and one of us could make lunch.
- That sounds good.
- And if one of us did that, the other one of us would be thrilled.
Can we start using names? - Bowie, I want lunch.
- (LAUGHS) Bounce, yeah, lose your mind, weh-oh - Na-na-na-na - Ready? Oh, yeah.
The opposite of steady, so you're right when you say That the kid is unsteady and I love it Wouldn't wish to have it any other way On a mission to rock everybod just push play We keep it coming, so everybody just bounce along Just wanna see you rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock Oh, bounce, yeah, lose your mind We came to rock this place We came to make noise Bounce, bounce Crunk it up, go loud It's time to let go, go, go, go, go Get up, get up, get up, report to the floor Bounce, bounce Bounce, yeah, lose your mind Oh, weh-oh, weh-oh, na-na-na-na (GIGGLES) Have you been here before? This is my first time.
Then how are you so good at everything? Oh, everyone's good at trampolining.
It's just falling with style.
(LAUGHS) You're really the coolest girl I've ever known.
Oh, I'm really enjoying all the compliments, but maybe you should save some for our second date? I was thinking, Adrenaline City next weekend? I hear they have a new roller coaster.
I can't next weekend.
Oh.
Okay.
Weekend after that? Andi Oh, no.
I was having so much fun.
I'm going to camp.
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So, you're going to camp.
- For how long? - For eight weeks.
Processing.
Processing.
(SIGHS) When do you leave? Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Where are you going? I I need to process this on solid ground.
When did you decide to go? A few days ago.
I tried out for an Ultimate team in a regional league, but I didn't make it.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, it felt pretty bad.
Then I heard about this Ultimate camp, and I thought if I spent some time working on my game, I could try out again next season.
That makes sense.
I get it.
I I do.
I'm just a little sad.
Me too.
Cyrus, you in here? Cyrus? (SCOFFS) What are you doing? You don't remember? - Apparently not.
- Think hard.
I remember what happened that last time we were in your dad's office.
You made me play that toxic game that shall not be named.
Relax.
No board games today.
Oh, are we playing that game we used to play? The one where make up crazy fake phobias, like yours about puppets? That's real, and it's gonna save my life someday.
(SCOFFS) I'm in.
Let's play.
Okay.
But I should warn you.
In this version, there's a twist.
I'll go first.
My phobia is being trapped in a small space with that.
(SIGHS) Welcome twist.
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) - What just happened? - There's a third time line.
How many places can a wormhole go? There's in and there's out.
I wish there was some way we could find out what happens next.
- Okay! One more episode.
- Yes.
And, yes, I realize I've said that four times already.
Nice! It's a long episode.
(SIGHS) I love long episodes.
Is that spot taken? That spot? It's a hot ticket.
There's a wait list.
Mmm if only I'd booked sooner.
Mm.
I could pull some strings.
Bring it in.
Ready? Ready.
You sure I can't take you home? No.
This is where I need to be.
Can I at least walk you to the door? Sure.
(SIGHS) I'll be back.
I know.
I just can't help being disappointed that now that we're in the same place we're not gonna be in the same place.
I'm gonna miss you.
But it's all gonna work out.
Maybe it will.
Bye, Andiman.
Goodbye, Jonah Beck.
- Sorry that I love you - (SIGHS) Sorry for what I do For everything I'll never be and all I am Sorry for the silence Here comes the words that broken hearts can never stand - CELIA: He's a nice boy.
- (SCREAMS) CeCe.
Hi.
This is a nice surprise.
You don't mind, do you? AndiShack is so much cozier than Castle Mack.
Especially now that the queen is the only one in residence.
Of course I don't mind.
Oh, Andi, there's no need to worry.
I'm just having a little trouble sleeping since Pops left.
I get that.
In fact, I don't think I'm gonna sleep very well either tonight.
Because Jonah's leaving.
Oh, uh, this shack is not soundproof.
Clearly.
He'll be back before you know it.
It'll be like he never left.
I could say the same thing about you and Pops.
But until he gets back, AndiShack can be your cozy home away from home.
Amber Buffy.
Thank you both for coming.
- I was tricked into this.
- I didn't know she'd be here.
Exactly why are we here? I think I can help you two find a way to be friends.
- Not gonna happen.
- You've gotta be kidding! Let's at least try to keep an open mind here.
Who'd like to start? Great.
Buffy, why don't you tell us why you think the two of you don't get along? (SCOFFS) Because she's Amber.
Mm.
Can you be more specific? She embarrassed my friend at her party.
She left her on top of a Ferris wheel! This isn't about Andi.
This is about you.
What has Amber done to you? Yeah.
What have I ever done to you? I guess nothing.
So I win! Do I win? Amber, what is it you have against Buffy? She doesn't like me.
Hmm.
And if that weren't the case, what would you have against her? I guess nothing.
So, it seems that your dislike for each other is the only thing keeping you disliking each other.
I should write that down.
Where's my philo-stax? What is that? Did he lose his phone? No, he just wants a bigger and slower way of keeping track of things.
- He's kinda quirky.
- He's only quirky.
Okay, this breakthrough's getting off-track.
Can I pencil you in for another session? BOTH: Pencil! (LAUGHING) (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) (WHISPERS) Bex.
Bex? I can't feel my leg.
(TV STOPS) Bex.
(WHISPERS) Bex.
Bex I love you.
(SIGHS) (STOMPS FEET) ANDI: And thus ended my date.
My best, worst, only and first.
My relationship with Jonah is a Dr.
Seuss book.
Oh, and I found CeCe holed up like a Lorax in AndiShack.
What do you mean? I'm a little worried about her.
She seems lonely without Pops.
He'll be back soon.
We should spend more time with her.
Okay, but, also, we gotta do more stuff together.
I hear there's a new roller coaster at Adrenaline City.
We could also go tubing.
Oh, I'd love that! Or, I don't know, I could marry Bowie.
(SNICKERS) Before or after tubing? Did you hear what I just said? Wait.
You were serious? Say it again.
I'm gonna marry Bowie.
(SCREAMS) Wait.
He asked you without me? No! No, no.
I'm gonna ask him.
You just said we were gonna do more stuff together.
What are you thinkin'? We are gonna ask him? BOTH: Bee-yah, bee-yah, bee-yah, bee-yah bee-yah Starfish! BEX: Next, on Andi Mack I'm not rejoining the team.
CYRUS: Is this because of TJ? What do you care what I do? Well, 'cause you're good.
- I mean, not as good as me.
- And you know that, how? Are you gonna play some one-on-one or somethin'? That's one.
ANDI: We have the ring! ANDI: We're proposing tonight! BEX: We need a plan.
What's the plan? ANDI: I got it! I got the idea! Okay, but we have to keep it very low-key.
The most important thing is we can't let Bowie know that we're up to something.
- You two are up to something.
- BOTH: No, we're not.