Clarence US (2014) s01e49 Episode Script
In Dreams
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! 10 9 8 Hey, Clarence? Can you move, sweetie? I'm backing out.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blast off.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm moving.
Now, can you be a good boy and close the garage door when you're done? I won't be getting back till late, and I don't want to see any possums making a mess in there.
Uh-huh.
- Really? - Yep.
Clarence, are you listening to me? Clarence, look at me.
Hey, Clarence, look at me.
- Look at mama.
- Okay, mom.
I won't I will close the door.
Don't worry.
I won't disappoint you.
That's my boy.
All right.
Have fun with Chad tonight.
Hey, and don't stay up too late! Dreams.
Dreams.
Dreams.
The science of dreams.
Why do we dream? What do they mean? How do we know we aren't dreaming right now? Yeah, Chad.
How do you even know? Come along with me as we journey deep into the uncharted waters of the mind.
Oh.
I forgot to close the garage door.
Do dreams hold the key to the very gates of our subconscious, or are they mere illusions brought on by various events and experiences in our day-to-day lives? traffic violation or even a cupcake can all contribute to Oh.
I forgot to close the garage door.
unexpected occurrences, strange visitations, figures in our own likeness - Um who are you? - I'm Jeremy.
- Uh, okay, but who are you? - I'm Jeremy.
after brain wave after brain wave - Okay.
- after brain wave after brain wave after brain wave of neural activity throughout our human shell.
In fact, most everyone dreams.
Even our pets experience these sleeping escapades - Want a yo-yo? - Uh thanks.
Check out this sweet move walk the do Oh.
- Here.
- Oh, thanks.
In some cases, it is possible to look out for what is known as a "dream sign," a telltale sign which proves that you are indeed dreaming.
There are many ways to test this.
I myself will proceed to try a few right now.
Hey, Jeremy, want to try some and see? Hmm.
Batteries must be dead.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Let me just get this off here.
Okay.
That's not working.
Just gonna put it in here.
That's not working.
Wait a sec.
This isn't my size! Am I dreaming?! What if all the drawers were socks? I want a baby giraffe.
No, a fish.
No, a mongoose.
No, uh, two mongooses.
No.
I want a zebra.
No, I want Do you think I can reach that cookie jar, all the way on the top shelf? Okay.
I give up.
Where are you? Blast off! Hey, you want a snack? And there were like five guys all chasing me, and they all wanted to eat me, but they didn't want to share.
So I was all like, "fellas, fellas, no need to fight," And I gave them each a finger from my hand.
And then I had, like, a love hand.
It was pretty cool.
I think he had a name, too.
I can't remember, but That was a crazy dream I had.
Look.
I'm a I'm a metal man.
- I like you, Jeremy.
- Thanks.
Man.
What's it like living in my dream? It's pretty good.
So, what happens to you when I wake up? Hey, let's see what's on TV.
In the final stages of the sleep cycle, the dreamer often forgets the dream upon waking.
The brain sends these dream memories deep into the subconscious, discarding the experiences just like that.
Uhh! Hey, bud.
Clarence? Chad? Chad! He can't hear you, Clarence.
It's getting late.
Your mom's coming home soon anyway.
I'm going to bed.
Good night, buddy-bud.
My mom! Oh, I was supposed to close the garage door! - Why's that? - 'Cause I promised her I would.
Oh.
Well, you probably already did it.
Hmm.
Maybe I'll go check anyway.
- I don't want to disappoint her.
- Looks closed to me.
Welp - Hey, want to have a party? - What? Why? To celebrate closing the garage door.
- Whoo! - Yeah, Clarence! - Congratulations, Clarence! - Uh, what? - Hi, Clarence.
- Hi, Clarence.
Hello! Whoo-hoo! Oh, hi, Clarence! Uh, Clarence, I just wanted to say, uh, great job closing that door back there.
I'll see you around.
Uh thanks.
Oh, Clarence! There's my big boy.
Oh, I am so proud of you! I knew you could do it! I love you so much, Clarence! Mwah! - Um - Look, everyone! Let's watch it again on the big old screen! Well, I definitely didn't do that.
Hmm.
Now, how am I gonna close the real door? an intense focus on their self-awareness similar to the act of meditation.
And as we delve deeper into the void of pure consciousness, it is through this act of dream meditation that we gain control over our minds and quite possibly the body itself.
Come on.
Just got to meditate.
Concentrate.
Come on.
Just imagine something an arm or a leg or anything.
- I did it! - Did what, Clarence? Uhh! It's too late.
I already flushed it.
Come on.
Just get up.
Just get on up.
You can do it.
Come on.
Get up, get up, get up.
What you doin', lazy bones? Jeremy, I just want to be alone for a second, okay? But what about the party? Hey, I get it.
You just want to hang out you and me.
What? No.
I don't Why would you ever want to leave? There are so many more fun things we can do.
You ain't seen nothin' yet! jellybeans, pretzels, and cake When you've found a best friend You don't have to worry Clarence, come on! You've got to try this! Okay, great.
Come on.
Come on Hey, Clarence, look over here! Clarence! Yoo-hoo! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! I think I-I think I'm almost there.
Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence, what's going on? This isn't funny anymore.
Why are you ignoring me? Clarence, come on.
Cut it out.
Stop it.
Quit it.
When you've found a best friend - # You don't have to worry # - Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Clarence, please! You've got to stop this! If you keep going, you might you might wake up.
And when you wake up, you'll forget me.
Clarence, don't wake up! - Please! Please remember me! - I'll remember you - Jeremy.
- Oh, Clarence! Mom? I'm sorry.
Are you mad at me? What? No.
- Well, a little.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh All right.
Hey.
Come on.
Up we go.
So, what were you doing out here, anyway? I dreamt that there was a boy living here and he wouldn't let me close the garage door but I had powers and I had a pet tiger, And, um, but he was sad 'cause he thought that I wouldn't remember him when I woke up.
Dream sign.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blast off.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm moving.
Now, can you be a good boy and close the garage door when you're done? I won't be getting back till late, and I don't want to see any possums making a mess in there.
Uh-huh.
- Really? - Yep.
Clarence, are you listening to me? Clarence, look at me.
Hey, Clarence, look at me.
- Look at mama.
- Okay, mom.
I won't I will close the door.
Don't worry.
I won't disappoint you.
That's my boy.
All right.
Have fun with Chad tonight.
Hey, and don't stay up too late! Dreams.
Dreams.
Dreams.
The science of dreams.
Why do we dream? What do they mean? How do we know we aren't dreaming right now? Yeah, Chad.
How do you even know? Come along with me as we journey deep into the uncharted waters of the mind.
Oh.
I forgot to close the garage door.
Do dreams hold the key to the very gates of our subconscious, or are they mere illusions brought on by various events and experiences in our day-to-day lives? traffic violation or even a cupcake can all contribute to Oh.
I forgot to close the garage door.
unexpected occurrences, strange visitations, figures in our own likeness - Um who are you? - I'm Jeremy.
- Uh, okay, but who are you? - I'm Jeremy.
after brain wave after brain wave - Okay.
- after brain wave after brain wave after brain wave of neural activity throughout our human shell.
In fact, most everyone dreams.
Even our pets experience these sleeping escapades - Want a yo-yo? - Uh thanks.
Check out this sweet move walk the do Oh.
- Here.
- Oh, thanks.
In some cases, it is possible to look out for what is known as a "dream sign," a telltale sign which proves that you are indeed dreaming.
There are many ways to test this.
I myself will proceed to try a few right now.
Hey, Jeremy, want to try some and see? Hmm.
Batteries must be dead.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Let me just get this off here.
Okay.
That's not working.
Just gonna put it in here.
That's not working.
Wait a sec.
This isn't my size! Am I dreaming?! What if all the drawers were socks? I want a baby giraffe.
No, a fish.
No, a mongoose.
No, uh, two mongooses.
No.
I want a zebra.
No, I want Do you think I can reach that cookie jar, all the way on the top shelf? Okay.
I give up.
Where are you? Blast off! Hey, you want a snack? And there were like five guys all chasing me, and they all wanted to eat me, but they didn't want to share.
So I was all like, "fellas, fellas, no need to fight," And I gave them each a finger from my hand.
And then I had, like, a love hand.
It was pretty cool.
I think he had a name, too.
I can't remember, but That was a crazy dream I had.
Look.
I'm a I'm a metal man.
- I like you, Jeremy.
- Thanks.
Man.
What's it like living in my dream? It's pretty good.
So, what happens to you when I wake up? Hey, let's see what's on TV.
In the final stages of the sleep cycle, the dreamer often forgets the dream upon waking.
The brain sends these dream memories deep into the subconscious, discarding the experiences just like that.
Uhh! Hey, bud.
Clarence? Chad? Chad! He can't hear you, Clarence.
It's getting late.
Your mom's coming home soon anyway.
I'm going to bed.
Good night, buddy-bud.
My mom! Oh, I was supposed to close the garage door! - Why's that? - 'Cause I promised her I would.
Oh.
Well, you probably already did it.
Hmm.
Maybe I'll go check anyway.
- I don't want to disappoint her.
- Looks closed to me.
Welp - Hey, want to have a party? - What? Why? To celebrate closing the garage door.
- Whoo! - Yeah, Clarence! - Congratulations, Clarence! - Uh, what? - Hi, Clarence.
- Hi, Clarence.
Hello! Whoo-hoo! Oh, hi, Clarence! Uh, Clarence, I just wanted to say, uh, great job closing that door back there.
I'll see you around.
Uh thanks.
Oh, Clarence! There's my big boy.
Oh, I am so proud of you! I knew you could do it! I love you so much, Clarence! Mwah! - Um - Look, everyone! Let's watch it again on the big old screen! Well, I definitely didn't do that.
Hmm.
Now, how am I gonna close the real door? an intense focus on their self-awareness similar to the act of meditation.
And as we delve deeper into the void of pure consciousness, it is through this act of dream meditation that we gain control over our minds and quite possibly the body itself.
Come on.
Just got to meditate.
Concentrate.
Come on.
Just imagine something an arm or a leg or anything.
- I did it! - Did what, Clarence? Uhh! It's too late.
I already flushed it.
Come on.
Just get up.
Just get on up.
You can do it.
Come on.
Get up, get up, get up.
What you doin', lazy bones? Jeremy, I just want to be alone for a second, okay? But what about the party? Hey, I get it.
You just want to hang out you and me.
What? No.
I don't Why would you ever want to leave? There are so many more fun things we can do.
You ain't seen nothin' yet! jellybeans, pretzels, and cake When you've found a best friend You don't have to worry Clarence, come on! You've got to try this! Okay, great.
Come on.
Come on Hey, Clarence, look over here! Clarence! Yoo-hoo! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! I think I-I think I'm almost there.
Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence! Clarence, what's going on? This isn't funny anymore.
Why are you ignoring me? Clarence, come on.
Cut it out.
Stop it.
Quit it.
When you've found a best friend - # You don't have to worry # - Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Clarence, please! You've got to stop this! If you keep going, you might you might wake up.
And when you wake up, you'll forget me.
Clarence, don't wake up! - Please! Please remember me! - I'll remember you - Jeremy.
- Oh, Clarence! Mom? I'm sorry.
Are you mad at me? What? No.
- Well, a little.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh All right.
Hey.
Come on.
Up we go.
So, what were you doing out here, anyway? I dreamt that there was a boy living here and he wouldn't let me close the garage door but I had powers and I had a pet tiger, And, um, but he was sad 'cause he thought that I wouldn't remember him when I woke up.
Dream sign.