Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Monsters

1 - [theme song playing] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Monsters!" Hmm.
A-ha! [squeals] Way! [laughs] - [gasps] - [oinks] - [giggles] - [squeals] Here comes a high one! [snorting] [oinks] Hup! Whoa! Yay! [Jimmy Jones snorting] - [snorts] - Yes! Into catching position, Jimmy Jones.
Here it comes! [squeals] Yes! [squeals] [snorts] [gasps] - Hey, you two.
Time for bed! - [Monty groans] [chuckles] Hey! Are you playing catch-a-ball, too? Ah, yes.
Well, I was just having a game with your mother and Gran and Jeanie.
We've got the record.
Haven't we, Jimmy Jones? [oinks] Record? What record? Oh, you know the "catching the ball on your head" record? [oinks and snorts] Is that right? Hmm.
Well, let's just see if I can beat your record, shall we? Yes! Ready, Dad? - Ready.
- Heads high! Hup! [squeals] - [Stan] Hey! - Ha-ha! Nice work, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorts] - [grunts] Yes! I'm getting my eye in now.
Mine! Get in! What's happening in here? [stammers] Oh! Yes, um I was just putting Monty and Jimmy Jones to bed.
Really, Stanley? - [giggles] - Good night! Night, everyone.
Night, Dad.
- [oinks] - [chuckles] Sleep tight! Hey, look what I found! - [whimpers] - You know you want to.
[snorting excitedly] - Catching position, Jimmy Jones.
- [squeals] [snorting] Here it comes! Ah! [squeals] Ah! - [gasps] - [whimpers] - [gasps] - [whimpers] That's funny.
I could have sworn I heard something.
Phew, that was close.
[oinks] Hey, what's with the worry, Jimmy Jones? [squeals] [snorts] Oh, you don't want to go under the bed? - [oinks] - There's nothing under there.
Just the ball and the odd sock.
Come here.
Do you think there's a monster under the bed or something? - [snorts] - Oh, you.
You've got a bigger imagination than me! - [snorting] - Anyway Kazoops, Jimmy Jones! Even if there really was a monster under the bed, how do we know it would be scary? [chuckles] Just imagine [snorting] I met a monster And Betty was her name She said you are just in time Now allow me to explain There's a monster party here tonight She apologized for giving me a fright She said monsters get a real bad rap When people see us coming They get in such a flap - But really, we're very cheerful guys - Thank you! Don't be discouraged By our looks or our size And she said Humans look scary to us But because we're so polite We never make a fuss Monsters are actually A really friendly bunch [laughing] She said Let me introduce you to Pete He's the most pleasant monster You could ever meet Don't be put off By his big sharp teeth Or the horn on his head Or his great big hairy feet We were having so much fun I even met a vampire Who was a vegetarian We played all my favorite games Then we were getting tired 'Cause it was getting late And she said Humans look scary to us But because we're so polite We never make a fuss Monsters are actually A really friendly bunch There's a monster party On the forest floor Everyone is having fun And I'm not scared at all There's a monster party On the forest floor Monsters are great And I like them more and more I like them more and more [oinks] See, Jimmy Jones, monsters are as scared of us as we are of them.
[squeals] So, there's nothing to be scared of under my bed.
[snorting] [chuckles] All right, I'll get it.
- [grunts] It's right at the back.
- [snorts] - Nearly.
- [oinks inquisitively] Oh! It's just out of reach.
- If I can just - [snorting] [squeals] What are you doing, Monty? Oh! Hi, Dad.
- [snorts] - Finding our ball.
Ha! Yes! [clears throat] And finding a monster! - [squeals and snorts] - [imitates roaring] - [Stan sighs] - [chuckles] Monsters under the bed? Monsters in the bed, more like.
Come on, you.
[whispers] I knew you were messing about.
[chuckles] And no more of this monsters malarkey! Okay, Dad.
But they're not scary, you know.
[laughs] Enough.
- Night, Dad.
- Night, Monts.
- [oinks] - Night, Jimmy Jones.
[squeals] See, Jimmy Jones? There's nothing to be afraid of.
[snorting] [whispers] Night, night.
[whimpers] [snorts]