Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Follow the Rules

1 Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Follow the Rules!" Yay! This is going to be great! I've always wanted to play Slides and Rainbows.
It's a great game, and I can teach you how to play.
It's really simple, Monts.
Um, doesn't look simple, Jeanie.
Jimmy Jones has never seen anything like it! You put dice into the cup, throw the dice and, six! Make your move.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
You climb up the rainbows.
See? I like that.
A four! One, two, three, four.
Uh-oh! You slide down the slides.
- Never mind! - Oh.
First one to reach the final square wins! And those are the rules.
Got it.
Let's play! Come down, you three! Tea's ready! Aw! Can we play after tea, Jeanie? Oh, sorry, Monty, I've got band practice.
But I've only just learned how to play.
Sorry, Monts.
Okay, Jimmy Jones, you and me will play later! Uh, it's on the table! Coming, Dad! Ah! So, what's new, Monty? Slides and Rainbows, Gran.
Me and Jimmy Jones are playing after tea.
I've showed them the rules, Gran.
Oh, how lovely! Slides and Rainbows is a grand game.
It certainly is.
Your mum and me used to play all the time.
Did you really, Mum? When you were little, we'd go camping and it would always rain, so we'd get out the Slides and Rainbows.
Mmm, and the interesting thing is, I used to win all the time.
Um, are you sure, my love? Ah, wait.
Your mum used to win all the time.
It's a good game, Monts.
You and Jimmy Jones will have lots of fun.
But don't rush your food! Ugh, now your move, Jimmy Jones.
You got a six? Wow.
You won.
Again! You've won three games and I've won none! You know, I think this game would be better if you could go up the rainbows and up the slides.
No, no, no, I don't mean cheating.
Not at all.
I just mean changing the rules now and again.
You know, to make it more interesting.
Kazoops, Jimmy Jones! Why do games need rules, anyway? Just imagine We're going somewhere super exciting, Jimmy Jones! Out in space past the Milky Way There's a robot world - And they love to play - Come on! All kinds of games With bright colored pieces - Oh, that is so cool! - A robot arrives, smiles and greets us Welcome, earthlings, come and see Let's start a game Won't you play with me A huge checkered board That started to glow Roll the dice and on with the show I guess, we jump, Jimmy Jones.
I landed on a purple square And the robot left me standing there He had five goes One after the other Was this in the rules - I started to wonder - Hey, not fair! The game progressed and how confusing Whoa! The rules kept changing To his choosing He declared himself the winner I couldn't see how I think we should Bring the rules back now He can't win like that! - Rules are there to keep it fair - Whoa! - When they're gone, a game's no fun - Yes! Whoo! Rules are so we can play happily - So what I'm saying - Yeah! Without rules A game's not worth playing And so we played again With the rules in place It was so much better See the smile on my face We each took turns And all played fair It's more fun when the rules are there You won! Fair and square! Rules are there to keep it fair When they're gone, a game's no fun Rules are so we can play happily So what I am saying Without rules A game's not worth playing Okay, rules are definitely a good thing.
Without rules, the game isn't fair.
And it has to be fair to be fun, right? Another game? And I don't mind if I lose, Jimmy Jones.
I just like playing properly.
So give it all you've got.
Fancy that! A six.
Yes, Jimmy Jones, I know it's a rainbow.
Now, my go.
Not bad, still anyone's game.
One, two, three, four.
And it's a slide.
Whee! Your go.
Oh, yes, another six.