Kazoops! (2016) Episode Scripts

N/A - Coconut Safari Club

1 - [theme song playing] - Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine [Monty] "Coconut Safari Club!" [Monty playing the kazoo] - Do you like it, Jimmy Jones? - [snorting] Now, does the red one sound better than the blue one? [snorting and oinking] Great! Because today we're going to play a tune for Gran when she returns from her surfing competition.
- It's a bit of a surprise.
- [snorting] - [snorting] - [Monty playing the kazoo] Of course! You can join in too, Jimmy Jones.
That's a brilliant idea! - [snorting] - [Monty playing the kazoo] [plays fanfare] Well, kazoo to you too! When's Gran getting here, Dad? Soon.
So, everyone, ready for a little practice? - [Stan chuckles] - Oh, yes, Stan! Music to my ears, Jeanie.
- [vocalizing] - [electric guitar playing] - Ahem.
- [Stan] Yes [clears throat] Well, uh, that's all of us ready! Not quite everybody.
Ooh, do we have a special guest? Yes, you're forgetting the one and only, Jimmy Jones! - [oinks] - Jimmy Jones? Uh great! Dad? [chuckles] Of course [stutters] um? Uh, Monty, Jimmy Jones is a pig.
Of course he's a pig.
You're a pig, aren't you Jimmy Jones? [squeals] Well, animals don't play music, Monty.
Your dad's right.
- What are you saying? - [Violet] Well we want to get this right for Gran, don't we? So he can't be in the band? He doesn't know the songs.
Sorry, Jimmy Jones.
- [whimpering] - But [sighs] I said he could play.
[snorts] Are you sure he can't? [gasps] Hey, he can be our manager.
They carry instruments about, uh, make sure everything is ready to play! [sighs] Oh, just a thought.
[whimpering and oinking] - [Violet] Oh! - Jimmy Jones! [sighs] I'm sorry, I'd let you play for sure, Jimmy Jones, but they don't think animals can play music.
[whimpers] So, that's why you can't join in.
But, something doesn't feel right.
[whimpering] I mean, Kazoops, Jimmy Jones, - how do we know animals don't play music? - [snorts] Just imagine.
Wow! Jungly jungle - [oinking] - as far as the eye can see! Deep in the jungle - There's a place where the animals go - [Monty laughs] They all get together To have a good time And to see the show Everybody's happy And all looking snappy - The band starts to play - [Jimmy Jones snorting] - Wow, cool! - [indistinct chatter] - The party is underway - [toucan squawks] Down at the Coconut Safari Club You'll be greeted by a cheetah At the door At the Coconut Safari Club - [laughs] - [oinks] There's a whole lot of fun in store A lioness they call the Princess Performs jungle cabaret She's the jewel of the savanna - Everybody loves to see her play - [gasps and laughs] - There's a hippo on piano - [piano playing] - A toucan playing guitar - [guitar playing] - An elephant on trumpet - [trumpet playing] - And a warthog on harmonica - [harmonica playing] At the Coconut Safari Club You'll be greeted by a cheetah At the door - At the Coconut Safari Club - [laughs] [snorts] - There's a whole lot of fun in store - [laughing] [squeals and oinks] There's tigers and monkeys Hyenas and zebras Rhinos, gorillas Giraffes and leopards Buffalo and meerkats Parrots and cranes Luckily they all forget About the food chain [Monty] Yes! Down at the Coconut Safari Club You'll be greeted by a cheetah At the door At the Coconut Safari Club There's a whole lot of fun in store [oinking] [squeals and oinks] Do you know, Jimmy Jones, I think animals can play music in their own way.
And you've really got rhythm.
[squeals] - [Stan] Here she is! - Gran's here! Come on.
[squeals and oinks] [Stan] And she's got a trophy! Dad! Dad! Animals can play music, just in their own way.
Oh, Monty, it's kazoo time! [Stan] Look, Mom's right.
This is going to have to wait, Monty.
But they can.
I know you're disappointed.
But how can animals play music? - [kazoo playing] - Huh? Hey everyone! Look what I won! [kazoo playing] [gasps] Will you look at that! [Monty chuckles] He's playing a kazoo.
Yes! Told you! You're amazing, Jimmy Jones.
[Monty plays kazoo] Now, that's what I call music! Listen to Jimmy Jones play.
He's a natural! You were so right, Monty.
Jimmy Jones can play music.
[shouting] Surfs up! [grunts] [laughs]