Let's Talk About CHU (2024) s01e04 Episode Script

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I'm home.
You scared me.
Weren't you supposed
to come home at night?
I came home early.
Why didn't you use the washing machine?
Why didn't you answer my calls last night?
Yesterday,
I was tired from working out,
so I went to bed early.
Didn't you want to eat sushi?
I made a reservation.
It's at 7 p.m.
Okay.
SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 7 P.M.
OKAY, SEE YOU TONIGH
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU
Ai-ai!
What's up?
The whole mass of hair was moving.
I'm going to throw up.
Please help me.
I really can't do it.
Please.
All right.
Leave it to me.
Thank you.
I love you. Thank you.
Bye.
Awesome.
Hello, sorry to keep you waiting.
My colleague isn't feeling well
so I'm taking over.
Okay, come on.
Put the soles of your feet together.
Is that girl okay?
She's just afraid of bugs.
Bugs?
Where are they?
Have you wondered why
it has been itchy down there lately?
How did you know?
You have crabs down there.
Crabs?
What are crabs?
I'll wax a strip to show you, okay?
Don't be nervous.
Come, take a deep breath.
Do you see this?
Do you see it moving?
It has eight legs.
These are crabs.
I can remove them today.
This can lower the number of eggs.
You have to wash your towels and bedding
with hot water.
If you can't wash them,
wrap them in a plastic bag.
After sealing them for two weeks,
the eggs will die naturally.
It's okay if you can't remember it all.
I covered it in a video on my channel.
I'll forward the link to you.
Okay, don't be nervous.
Here.
Gosh. Why does it smell like poop?
Such bad living habits for a girl.
I'd be surprised
if all the men weren't scared away.
Not bad.
Feels pretty good.
Chu Ai, don't you know how to knock?
Why are you home?
Don't you have to work?
The whole room reeks of alcohol.
I took the day off.
It's as if the whole room was shot up.
- Just leave it there.
- Come on.
What is this?
You didn't even close the lid properly.
What happened to your face?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Did you get into a fight?
Who beat you up like this?
No, I got drunk and fell.
Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid?
Seriously.
Don't make me worry, okay?
My back!
Look at you.
Just tell them you can't drink.
The top salesperson of the year
is forced to drink.
There's no avoiding it.
You're making me worried.
Yu-sen,
if work stresses you out, you can quit.
It's okay.
We still have some money.
I'm talking to you.
Aren't you going to answer me?
I know. Here.
Here. I'm not going in.
The taxi is waiting.
Don't carry heavy things for a few days.
Call us if you need anything.
- Take the umbrella.
- I don't need it.
It's raining.
Be careful. Slow down.
Okay.
Don't drink anymore.
Okay.
CHU CHENG-NAN
CHU CHENG-NAN
The number you have dialed is unavailable.
Your call will be
CHU CHENG-NAN: I'M BUSY
Have you been sleeping until now?
Can you not work the night shift?
I'm worried about your lifestyle.
It's bad for your health.
Get out first.
I need to take a dump.
LAME! YOU GOT A KISS FORCED ON YOU
BUT DIDN'T GET TO EAT CHICKEN BUT
- Chicken butt!
- Chicken butt!
- Chicken butt!
- Chicken butt!
- Hurry up!
- Chicken butt!
I'll do it. I'm not afraid!
Three, two, one.
Congratulations!
You get an order of chicken butt!
I'll send you the photos.
It's okay. Just give me a beer.
No problem.
Shouldn't you get my consent?
It was just a kiss. You're so petty.
You're all dressed up.
Are you going to make a move tonight?
I'm not telling you.
"I'm not telling you."
Oh, my. The power of love.
Are you an idiot?
I'm just going to see an old friend, okay?
More like an old flame.
Come on. That was a long time ago.
No matter how long it has been,
he's still your first love.
No, he was the only one.
Hello? What's up?
Nothing.
Do you want to have hot pot?
When? Today?
Yes.
It's too last-minute. I can't.
Next time then.
Okay, next time. Bye.
Bye.
Shit.
Hsiao-ai.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
I also think
sex education is so important.
Right? I think so too.
Have you heard of porn blockers?
It's kind of a gatekeeper
for erotic content.
I know.
My company was planning
to develop something similar.
- We and the British government
- Don't do it.
It could easily backfire.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I just think that you
haven't changed much.
You're still straightforward and cute.
So are you back for work this time?
I'm also back to find a place.
Are you moving back?
Didn't you tell me not to contact you
unless I'm moving back?
- Mathafaka.
- You're all talk. Can't you push?
Mango lost.
Mathafaka.
Seriously.
You've learned nothing.
Boss.
What are you looking at? Pour him a glass.
Don't you like to drink?
Aren't we going today?
Have you looked in the mirror?
Look at your pretty face now.
With the way you look now,
I can't take you anywhere.
You look like trouble.
I don't want to go to work today either.
Come on.
Have a drink with me.
Bottoms up if you're sorry.
Are you still feeling unwell?
I'm feeling a bit better.
I thought contraceptives help
with menstrual cramps.
Maybe I've been drinking
too many cold drinks lately.
You.
Do you think you're still young?
I've changed the reservation
to 8 p.m. tomorrow.
I'll pick you up after golf.
Honey.
You can smell it too, right?
A burnt smell.
What?
What's wrong?
It's hot.
It's
Don't worry about the pot.
Rinse it first.
I'll make you another cup.
Are there blisters?
There probably
There probably won't be.
Here, let me see.
You have to continue to ice it.
Does it hurt?
Why are you always so careless?
Sir, it's cold.
Do you want a hot drink?
Thank you.
Do you want one?
It's okay. I don't smoke.
- It's okay. I've got it.
- It's okay.
I live here.
This way?
Thank you for coming out to eat with me.
I should thank you
for treating me to a nice meal.
My pleasure.
This is my house.
Is it this building?
Yes.
Right.
What did you say
the name of your channel was?
Let's Talk About Sex.
"Let's Talk About Sex"?
Yes, that's right.
I'll type it in for you.
Here.
"Let's Talk About Sex."
I'll bookmark it. I'll watch it later.
Okay.
Do you want to come up?
It's okay.
It's late. I'll go back and rest.
I'm so happy I got to see you today.
I really missed you.
I'm going to catch a ride now.
Good night.
Good night.
Let's do this again.
Okay.
- Good night.
- Good night.
HOW'S YOUR
BREATH OF FIRE PRACTICE GOING?
Did you do something bad?
I was wondering
why you wanted to come today.
Didn't you say
it's boring to play golf with me?
I thought
we could go straight to dinner after this.
So it's just for food.
What's wrong?
When did this light come on?
Yes, I saw it.
I just forgot to fill it up.
- Is there a gas station nearby?
- A gas station?
What do you think?
Can you not do this every time?
You're so careless.
Let me check.
Yes.
Please be quick. Thank you.
Honey.
Taxi.
A taxi can deliver gas.
I already called.
I'm sorry. I didn't do it on purpose
- Hello?
- I know you
Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello?
Cheng-wei.
I'm sorry, I
Something came up on the way.
I might be late.
No, I
I ran out of gas.
Okay, please tell them I'm sorry.
Okay.
Thank you.
Don't be mad.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
I already told them.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. I know you didn't mean it.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
I didn't notice.
I didn't manage my emotions well.
It's okay.
Honey, I'm sorry.
I said it's okay.
- Don't cry.
- I
I have something to tell you.
Are your legs numb?
Master Hsien has taught us.
If your legs are numb, you can sit
and stretch your legs out.
Massage the sore spots.
Then you can resume meditating.
It's so beautiful.
You should go abroad more often.
It's a different world out there.
It's so nice.
Sister Mei-chih,
didn't you go abroad often?
I only went to Indonesia.
I've never been there.
I heard it's beautiful there.
I wouldn't know.
I was always at the factory.
I see.
Has your skin gotten better?
Maybe it's the air and water there.
- Really?
- It's true.
I'm so jealous.
I'm not so lucky.
When I came back from Penghu,
my husband scolded me.
Luckily, I'm divorced.
No one cares how I spend money.
I can go wherever I want.
Speaking of which
I'm sorry.
Brother Ming-te,
I bought this especially for you.
You shouldn't have.
Don't say that.
If you didn't win the court case for me,
I wouldn't have the alimony to go abroad.
You deserve it.
AUNTY, CRASH INTO ME
SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE
What are you looking at, young man?
Ventilate while smoking.
Hello, Grandma.
What's up?
Hsiao-yueh, what did you order for me?
A bunch of people came to my house.
That's a bidet.
It's very trendy.
In the winter
It's useful in the winter.
I don't have hemorrhoids.
Why did you buy it?
- Return it.
- I already paid for it.
I can't return it.
Use it well.
I don't know how to use it.
They will teach you. Don't worry.
Grandma, I'm driving.
- I'll call you later.
- Okay, bye.
Bad boy eating betel nuts
But he's actually a small fry
bib
Fingering each other
You're such a pussy.
Fuck you! Are you mute?
I'm sorry.
Fuck.
Can't you speak? You
Boss Chun-feng.
How dare you gamble when you're broke?
Fuck.
Don't worry.
I know this place well.
Just do your best.
Tighten your asshole.
Do you remember
the Brother Elephants toy you gave me?
I still have it.
Are you talking about the one
I made in Home Economics?
Yes.
I can't believe you still have it.
It still makes me smile
every time I see it.
It's therapeutic.
Do you still watch baseball?
I only watch soccer now.
Baseball is too slow.
Really?
Handsome guy, do you want
to buy a bouquet for your girlfriend?
It's 199 dollars each.
Sure.
- I'll take two, ma'am.
- Okay.
Ma'am, keep the change.
I'll pick the biggest bouquets for you.
Okay, thank you.
It's so pretty and big.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
Ma'am, this is for you.
You're too kind.
Will your girlfriend get jealous?
No, she's very generous.
Thank you.
I won't disturb you then.
- Thank you.
- Bye, ma'am.
Bye.
Do you want another drink?
Sure.
This is for you.
Thank you.
The same one?
That's good.
Taipei has changed so much.
Really?
I see it every day, so I haven't noticed.
So do you not have a boyfriend right now?
Is it because you haven't
met the right guy?
Or is there some reason?
No, it's just
It's okay if you don't want to tell me.
Actually, I've been single
for a while now.
Almost a year and a half.
Almost two years.
After I went to London,
I had a lot of girlfriends.
I never expected you to be a player.
They were all great people.
I don't know why.
It felt like
something was missing.
I couldn't be as happy as I used to be.
I don't know what he's up to.
I called him, but he didn't answer.
He'll talk if he wants to.
What kind of sister are you?
Why don't you care about your brother?
With this attitude,
it's better that you don't have kids.
I'm hanging up.
Shih-chieh is waiting for me
to make supper.
SHIH-CHIEH
The number you dialed
is unavailable at the moment.
CHU CHENG-NAN
Good evening. Hello.
Why do you look so down?
Take your time.
Do you want to quit?
Says who?
Don't you?
I'm doing fine. Why would I quit?
Why?
Are you going to insult me again?
Then why did you French-kiss a girl here?
Aren't you afraid
your manager will find out?
Here?
You keep pretending.
Damn, that's not it. That was
- That girl
- You don't have to explain.
Who is so tacky?
Who still gives flowers nowadays?
Hurry up and ring me up.
Welcome.
It's 69.
It's 69? Bullshit.
It's 90 dollars.
EasyCard?
All right.
I'll get going.
Bye.
The restroom.
Open it for me.
I'm sorry. Our restroom
isn't open to the public today.
The McDonald's at the intersection
up ahead has a restroom you can use.
Damn it.
Are you looking down on me too?
I'm not.
The toilet is just clogged today.
It's under maintenance.
Can you open it?
There's nothing I can do.
Can you open it?
It's not about money.
Damn you, part-timer.
Just do what I tell you to.
What?
What are you staring at? Fuck.
Fuck.
I can tell just by looking at you.
You're a scum who can't afford a house.
You're the only scumbag here.
Who are you?
Nice legs, pretty girl.
Don't talk to her like that.
Don't talk to her like what?
What?
Is she your girl?
I'll say it one last time. Please leave.
Or what will you do?
What will you do?
What?
I'll make you viral. That's what.
Come on.
Here. Film this.
Get a closer shot.
Come on.
Do you want to film? Here.
You want to film, right? Come on.
Ten thousand.
Ten thousand.
Four players.
Twenty thousand.
Hurry up, will you?
All in.
- All in.
- Are you really going all in?
Seventy thousand.
Put in another 50,000.
Put in another 50,000.
Show your cards.
Fuck Chu!
Nice job.
I'm sorry, Boss Chun-feng.
Thank you.
- A-chiang, Hsiao-hei, come here.
- What?
Fuck you.
You're good.
I had fun losing today.
Learn from him, okay?
Learn from him.
Yueh,
where did you find him?
He can play.
Surprising, right?
Handsome guy,
teach me.
You're so good at cards.
You just keep winning, don't you?
- Be careful. Stand still.
- Be careful.
Right leg.
Mrs. Lin.
Why is he so drunk?
- Wait. Be careful.
- Be careful.
- Shih-chieh, come. Over here.
- Come.
Hello, I'm a designated driver.
Here are your car keys
and phone.
He dropped it just now.
He's my witness.
Okay, I got it. Thank you.
Thank you.
Shih-chieh.
Shih-chieh, don't lie down here.
Sit up.
Have some water. Come on.
Sit up.
Come on. Be careful.
Here.
Drink some water. You'll feel better.
Okay, here.
You won again.
Seriously.
Chun-feng, give us a break.
- He's amazing.
- He wins every time.
One thousand?
Is it 1,000 to call?
Yes.
Eleven thousand.
- I'm tired.
- You called 10,000 dollars?
How generous.
Ten thousand dollars.
Boss Chun-feng, what are you doing?
Nothing.
My guy said the cops are downstairs.
I'm bouncing.
- Fuck!
- Mathafaka!
Go!
- The cops are coming. Run!
- Hurry!
Let's go.
Let's go.
- Yu-sen!
- Let's go!
Why aren't you picking it up?
You'll get me in trouble.
Mathafaka, it's free money.
- Don't run!
- Let's go!
Let's go!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
- Don't run!
- Don't run!
Stop!
Hurry up!
What the fuck are you doing?
Go further up.
Hurry up.
- Are they over there?
- Don't come out before I get back.
Got it?
- Hey!
- Don't run!
If you catch me, you can fuck my ass!
Stop running! Stop!
Stop!
Mathafakas!
I didn't record it.
I should've called the cops.
He deserves to be on the news.
It's okay. I hit him.
Come on. That was self-defense, okay?
Maybe he really needed to pee.
Go check the CCTV footage.
Only the manager can do that.
I don't want to explain it to her.
Let me see your face.
Let me see.
Your mouth is bleeding.
Put some ice on it.
You left. Why did you come back?
I forgot to buy cigarettes.
Let me see.
What are you doing?
Do you have a screw loose?
Are you crazy?
I'm leaving.
Put some ice on it.
Didn't you want to buy cigarettes?
Mathafaka.
The police are pretty good runners.
What are you laughing at?
Do people get hung up
on their first sexual experience?
It depends on the person.
Psychologically speaking,
first times always leave
the deepest impression.
This psychological phenomenon
is called the initial effect.
It's also called the primacy effect.
I thought it was called
the Zeigarnik effect.
No, the Zeigarnik effect is different.
The Zeigarnik effect
refers to the phenomenon
that people care more
about unfinished tasks
than completed tasks.
It's like when we watch
a television series
and can't help
but click on the next episode.
So every relationship that gets no closure
can be unforgettable
due to the Zeigarnik effect.
It doesn't have to be your first partner.
I'm Ms. Ai.
Only Sex, No Love.
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don't be afraid to like,
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Bye.
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Subtitle translation by: Renee Luk