Let's Talk About CHU (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

Do you like it?
Forgive me, okay?
Then let me fuck you.
- Do I make you feel good?
- So good.
Am I obedient?
@DONGKINGCUM
WHOSE BITCH GOT FUCKED?
REPORT POS
VIOLENT HARASSMENT OR THREA
BLOCK @DONGKINGCUM?
BLOCK, CANCEL
HIRING
Say, "Welcome."
Welcome.
Which number?
- Number 158.
- Number 158.
Number 158.
- Didn't you hear me?
- Number 158.
This is our newbie.
It's his first day.
Isn't he cute?
He'll be on the night shift from now on.
Are you a member?
No.
I'll take your EasyCard.
Do you want the receipt?
It's done.
I said I don't need a receipt.
It's okay.
Hope you win the lottery.
Not bad. You're a fast learner.
Even wished the customer good luck.
A-hsien made a good recommendation.
Goddess, did you call me?
Go do inventory.
Yes, ma'am.
She comes here often.
She usually buys cigarettes, alcohol,
or condoms.
You should write down
the information of these regulars.
Also, let me tell you.
Take note
when you organize these packages.
- Buyers' info should be visible.
- Ma'am.
That woman left her keys here.
It's okay. She'll be back.
It's okay. I'll bring it to her.
Why were you so startled?
Aren't you working?
I'll walk you home.
Why are you working here all of a sudden?
A-hsien said
they needed a night shift worker.
I had nothing to do, so I came.
I see.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
That's good.
I was out of line the other day.
I really didn't mean it that way.
I know.
I've reported them.
I'll stop here.
I'm going back to work.
It's freezing. Hurry home.
Should we meet up in a few days?
But I work at night
and you work during the day.
We'll see. Bye.
EROTIC SEX COLUMN
WHAT IS AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP?
WHAT CAN IT TEACH US?
FLIRTING, SEX, AND PLATONIC LOVE
DO EXIS
EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP,
LOOKING FOR STABLE RELATIONSHIP
LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PARTNER
EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP,
RELAXING MEET UP
LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PARTNER
OUTDOOR ACTIVITY AVAILABLE,
LOOKING FOR STABLE RELATIONSHIP
LOOKING FOR LONG-TERM PARTNER
RELAXING MEET UP,
TRY WHATEVER YOU WAN
RELAXING MEET UP,
TRY WHATEVER YOU WAN
THIS LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED
DO YOU WANT TO COME AND CHECK?
DO YOU WANT TO COME AND CHECK?
MISSED CALL
Baby, are you awake?
My bus leaves at 9:20 a.m.
Call me when you wake up.
I'm back in Taichung.
Are you still sleeping?
YUEH
CHU YU-SEN BORROWED 900,000 DOLLARS
COLLATERAL CREDIT. THIS IS AN IOU.
"Give me another 200,000 dollars."
"Give me another 200,000 dollars."
Mathafaka, what is wrong with you?
I'm sorry, boss.
Hey.
You can't laugh now, can you?
Did you bring the money?
How much more to go?
Five hundred thousand.
When do you plan to pay me back?
Do you remember when I told you
about a high-stakes cash game?
If you win, I'll take 80%.
What do you say?
Honey.
Didn't you buy me new underwear last year?
Yes. Why?
Can you get it for me?
I think it's time to throw these out.
Let me see.
It's fine.
Look closely. There's a hole in it.
Look.
You're right.
This one too.
I'm going to take a shower.
I'll help you look for it later.
Okay.
NORTH DISTRICT GOLF LEAGUE
SCHOOL MEETING RESCHEDULED
What's wrong?
I can't find my phone,
so I thought
I would use yours to call myself.
It's here.
Why didn't I see it?
How many students are going
with you this time?
Just one.
Is it Wayne Lai again?
It's Annie, the girl you saw last time.
You're ridiculous.
Didn't I tell you to dress up?
Forget it.
Blow on it.
Come on.
Good.
Good boy.
Fuck Chu, I'm warning you.
Don't even think about drinking.
If you lose,
I'll drag you to sell your ass.
Hello. Please come inside.
Hey, guys.
Mr. Mai referred us here.
It's our first time.
Two players?
Just him.
Hello. Please have a seat.
It's just an umbrella.
Relax.
Here.
A new friend.
Hi, I'm Joe. What's your name?
Yu-sen.
Yu-sen.
Would you like some whiskey?
- Well
- I'm allergic to alcohol.
That's right.
I'll enjoy it by myself then.
I'm sorry.
You can't use your phone at the table.
Excuse me. Can I have betel nuts?
Did you design your home on your own?
Yes.
That's amazing.
I can't believe an old Taipei apartment
can look like this.
Even the bathroom is so luxurious.
Thank you.
So before you meet someone online,
do you always request a video call first?
That's right.
Don't you think it's safer
for both parties to have a look?
It can also prevent false advertising.
What is false advertising?
Even elders can edit photos these days.
That's true.
By the way,
do you want some coffee,
tea, or juice?
Do you have wine?
What do you think?
The Man in the Bottle.
Have you heard of it?
Do you want more?
Wait.
- Wait.
- What's wrong?
STD TEST RESULTS
You're so thoughtful.
Where's yours?
Mine?
Your medical report.
I requested it in my profile.
Come on.
His profile is so damn long.
Who would read it all?
We're just looking for sex, not friends.
That's all. I'm going to get a package.
Okay, I'll send the video to you
when I'm done editing.
Okay, bye.
Welcome. Your second ice cream is 35% off.
Where's Ping-ke?
Ping
Fuck, you scared me.
What are you doing? Stop filming.
I'm recording it for you.
Don't mess with me at work.
The mean manager might scold me.
Don't bad-mouth my goddess!
You're the stupid one.
Look at him.
He's putting a girl before his friend.
By the way,
your mom added my profile.
Bullshit. How did she find you?
Didn't you tell her?
How is that possible?
I told her you don't have an account.
Then
What should I do? Should I add her?
No, you really shouldn't.
Then
How about I block her?
I shouldn't have asked you
to be my fake boyfriend.
This is so annoying.
If you find it annoying,
just tell her that we broke up.
Why didn't I think of that?
I forgot. I'm here for a package.
Number 626.
Number 626.
Throw this away for me.
Damn. Is that pepper spray?
Why did you buy that?
In case I need it.
Are these expired products?
Yes.
What are you doing?
I'm leaving. Bye.
Sir, have you eaten?
Here.
This is for you.
No way.
Why do you two do the same thing?
Do you just throw them away?
Fuck, are you even human?
Animal.
Congratulations.
Good job.
Seventy thousand.
Seventy thousand.
Two players.
Reveal your cards.
K, nine, two pairs.
Good. You're good.
- Cash-out.
- Congratulations.
Cash me out.
- Okay.
- For you.
Thank you.
Not bad.
It's your first time here.
You're on a roll.
Come again tomorrow night.
Okay, here is 888,000 dollars.
Thank you.
Scallion pancake
and
radish cake.
Why aren't you picking up?
I'm worried about you.
Chu Yu-sen.
You could at least text me back.
Here.
Let's eat.
I haven't eaten all day.
I'm so hungry that my stomach hurts.
Did you not order enough?
We can order more if it's not enough.
It's my treat today.
You wouldn't eat up, Vin Diesel?
I don't believe you.
Damn, I get so wet whenever I see him.
I like them thin like Ryan Gosling.
Vin Diesel isn't fat, okay?
Come on. Let's order food.
What do you want to eat?
Rice balls.
- Egg crepe.
- Egg crepe? Okay.
Hi.
Did you forget me?
We were at Hans Sauna, right?
Don't you remember? Before
- Your hair wasn't green before.
- Mathafaka!
What the fuck are you saying?
Mathafaka!
Don't bullshit me while I'm eating!
- Order some food.
- Sorry.
- Order some food.
- He's drunk.
Go and order.
- Rice balls.
- I don't want rice balls.
Two rice balls.
- I don't want that.
- What do you want?
You can order.
- Do you want to get beaten up?
- But he really is
Mathafaka
Let me tell you.
- Let's eat.
- Hurry up.
I want an egg crepe with corn.
One egg crepe with corn.
Why isn't anyone here?
Hold on.
Does anyone want soy milk?
I don't want it.
Wei-wei.
Come here.
Say hello to Mr. Andro.
What does he mean?
Mr. Andro asks
if you are ready to explore your body.
All right, everyone.
Let's get started then. Shall we?
Okay, let's get started.
Don't be nervous.
Please find your partner
and pick a space for yourselves.
I'll be your partner today.
But Lisa
I'll be translating.
Go.
DIDN'T YOU SAY WE WOULD MEET UP?
MS. AI, IT'S TIME FOR CLASS
CAN I COME OVER AND SEE THE KITTY?
CAN I COME OVER AND SEE THE KITTY?
I'm serious. Pap smears are important.
Ages 60 to 70 is the second peak period
for cervical cancer, okay?
I know.
How many times do you have to tell me?
I'm here now.
That's right.
What happened to Ping-ke's profile?
Did he delete it?
Why can't I find it?
Mom, I actually broke up with him.
What did you say?
It was a week ago.
I didn't have time to tell you.
Did he discover your channel?
No.
Or is it your job?
I told you.
I said your job isn't good.
It has nothing to do with my job.
What do you mean?
Come on. Who can accept their partner
touching other people down there?
Who knows what dirty stuff is there?
If it were you, would you like that?
The doctor will take a look.
Ma'am, it'll be a bit cold. Bear with it.
I don't understand
Meditation.
It allows us to connect with ourselves.
Close your eyes.
Focus on your breathing.
When you allow your partner to get close,
you also need to get closer to yourself.
It all starts with you.
- You didn't come?
- I'm too tired.
I'm really tired today.
You might see
a lot of things you don't want to see.
But don't fight it.
Don't be afraid.
Just take it in.
Let it pass.
Professor! Professor Lin!
Please open your eyes
and invite your partner in.
You can do it.
Believe in yourself.
Leave it all to me.
Come on.
Come on, straddle me.
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Here.
Okay, a little closer.
Now we'll start the Breath of Fire
just like Mr. Andro.
Inhale through your nose.
Exhale.
You don't have to match your partner.
Try to maintain your current rhythm.
But remember to feel each other.
I didn't know I got a kitty.
You still got it, didn't you?
Do you want something to drink?
Do you have beer?
Don't you have to go to work?
It's just a short walk from here.
By the way, why are you working
at the convenience store again?
I told you, A-hsien said
they're short on night shift workers.
I mean
you've studied a lot.
You must have other options.
Your mom also said
there are better options than waxing.
Aren't you still doing it?
True.
Hasn't your neighbor
fixed the plumbing yet?
Why does it still smell like poop?
They said it's a big job.
We're numb to the smell.
Here, cheers
from a virgin to a perverted man.
By the way,
I told my mom that we broke up.
She was so certain that you dumped me.
Your mom thinks too highly of me.
She looks down on women.
She thinks only women get dumped.
But she has no idea how many men's hearts
her daughter has broken.
- Come on.
- What are you doing?
Didn't you want to fuck me? Come on.
Put me down.
Come on.
What the hell?
What are you doing?
Do you need help?
No.
Do you have condoms at home?
Did you not bring any? What an amateur.
I forgot.
Fuck, you're so annoying.
Don't do that. You're pressuring me.
Hurry up.
I have to edit videos later.
All right.
Wait, it tickles.
Okay, I'll stop.
Wait, my butt.
- Your butt?
- My butt.
Do you want it there?
Do you have lube?
What the hell?
I meant I'm about to get a butt cramp.
I'll switch positions.
This series of Old Lin's is called Trio.
Is it because it uses three main colors?
You could say that.
LIN
How was the lesson for you today?
It was okay.
The Breath of Fire,
I'm not used to it yet.
It does take practice.
Are you curious
why I let Old Lin be your partner?
We don't have to practice tantra
with just our boyfriend and girlfriend
or husband and wife.
When we were abroad,
we took turns like this.
Is that so?
By the way,
I remember you said
you and your husband started dating
when you were still his student, right?
What year were you in college?
I was a junior.
Did you pursue him?
Sort of.
At that time,
there must have been
a lot of sparks flying.
Even if they fizzle out,
they can be relit.
Then all will be fine again.
Do you want to have a painting done too?
What?
I'm sure Old Lin would like that.
There is something I want to discuss.
Chapter Four, the theory analysis.
Should I put it in the conclusion?
Sure. It will flow better.
I think so too.
There's one more thing.
Should I combine Chapters Seven and Eight?
Let's not do that yet.
Just put it in the back.
WEI-WEI
HONEY, HAVE YOU ARRIVED AT THE HOTEL?
HONEY, HAVE YOU ARRIVED AT THE HOTEL?
ANNIE
Fold.
Congratulations.
Show your cards.
Bad luck today?
Show your cards.
Reveal?
Fold.
Congratulations.
Small blind, big blind.
All in.
Do you have to force me like this?
Okay, I'll go all in too.
All in.
All in. Reveal your cards.
Seven, seven. Full house.
Ten, J. Flush.
You're in the lead.
Four-of-a-kind wins.
Congratulations.
Mathafaka.
What a coincidence
that you keep winning on the river.
Don't blame luck
because you're a bad player.
If you can't take losing, stop playing.
Mathafaka! Check the cards!
Get up.
You've got some guts.
Fighting back?
- Get up.
- Are you a fighter?
Fuck you.
- Mathafaka.
- Get up.
- Fuck.
- Get down.
Fuck.
- Get up.
- Hey.
- Come on.
- Hey.
- Come on.
- All right.
Forget it.
Let's go.
Mathafaka! Stay and fight!
You're welcome anytime.
Are you hurt?
You need evidence to call out cheating.
Do you have any?
Mathafaka. What are you talking about?
I had a chance to win it back.
Now it's gone.
Mathafaka!
Whose side are you on?
They set it up like this.
There's no way you could win.
Hey!
Mathafaka! Why are you so mad at me?
I was standing up for you!
Fuck you.
Whatever!
Okay, coming back to the topic.
We were talking about how easy it is
for women to ask men out.
I was quite surprised
by the responses we got that day
because men all said
that it's very easy for women
to ask men out.
But all the women complained
that, oh my god,
it's the biggest lie ever.
Actually, I think
that the difficulty can certainly
be determined by comparison.
Everyone's experiences are different.
In relationships,
I personally think
that women pursuing men
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Will this do?
Come in.
When Old Lin gets inspired,
nothing can get him to come out.
Let's relax tonight.
Okay?
Okay.
- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, thank you.
I'VE ARRIVED SAFELY.
I MISSED YOUR CALL EARLIER.
ARE YOU ASLEEP?
Here.
Thank you.
Which floor are you on?
Eighth floor.
I got it.
Professor, do you have a room with a view?
Do I?
I didn't notice.
Professor,
can I go to your room for a look?
Miss, please don't do this.
I'm still working.
But it seems to want it.
No, it really doesn't.
You don't know what it wants.
A-hsien.
Don't. There are a lot
of surveillance cameras.
How about this?
Let's meet after work.
Okay, I'll call you a cab.
No.
No, I'll call a cab myself.
I'll go home on my own.
You're so annoying.
I'm leaving.
Bye.
You're no fun.
Awesome.
It's nice to be handsome.
You make a post on socials
and chicks come to you.
Awesome.
Why didn't you save me?
I was taking a photo for you. Look.
You can post this too.
You suck.
- Don't you want it?
- No.
You're no fun.
So do you work part-time as a model?
You look good in a lot of photos.
I took them myself.
Say,
can you fill out a survey for me?
SEXUAL SATISFACTION SURVEY
There are a lot of questions, but
If you're unsure,
you can skip it. It's fine.
"Will this sexual experience
be one of your top three
most memorable experiences?"
You might need to think
about some of them.
How about I send you the link?
You can fill it out later.
I'm sorry. I don't want to fill it out.
I see.
But I think you're great.
A+.
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IF YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED.
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UNKNOWN CONTACT:
IS THIS CHU AI'S NUMBER?
WHO ARE YOU?
THIS IS BONNER
THIS IS BONNER
Tantra is a Sanskrit word
originating from an ancient sect of India
that advocates that believers
can stimulate creativity through sex.
It enables the body and soul
to transcend the mind,
be liberated,
and achieve supreme pleasure.
It's an orgasm
without intercourse, so to speak.
You have to create
a sacred sense of ritual,
purify your body,
sit face-to-face with your partner,
and look at each other.
WITH AFFECTION
We have to let each other in completely.
Place your hand on your partner's heart,
breathe slowly,
settle into the same frequency,
and form a love cycle.
Next is tantric massage
all over the body.
Meditate while feeling your body
being warmly caressed and teased.
And finally, the classic.
The lotus pose.
It's not the union of genitals.
It's the union of mind and body.
I'm Ms. Ai.
Only Sex, No Love.
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don't hesitate to like,
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See you next time. Bye.
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Subtitle translation by: Renee Luk