Lip Sync Battle (2015) Episode Scripts

N/A - Matt McGorry vs. Bellamy Young

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy Teigen: Say hello to the mic master, the boss of battle, your host, my boss, LL Cool J! Put your hands in the air! Let me hear you say "Yeah!" - Yeah! - Say "Hell, yeah!" Hell, yeah! - Just scream! - Aaaaaah! Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
The show that brings together superstars performing their favorite hits.
Well, tonight's show is an old-world matchup.
But before we get to the contenders, I gotta do a little somethin' somethin' first, you know what I mean? (cheering) I gotta bring out my partner in crime.
The color commentator who always keeps it a thousand thousand thousand, the delightful, the insightful, Chrissy Teigen! - (cheering) - Everywhere I go all they do is stare All they do is stare All they do is stare All they do is stare Go Chrissy Go Chrissy Go Chrissy Hi.
Hi, everybody! Let's do it! Whoo! I'm feeling good! So Chrissy, explain to 'em how we're comin' at 'em tonight.
Oh, tonight we are going to ShondaLand, you guys.
- ShondaLand? Nice! - (cheering) - Oh! I can't wait.
- It's gonna be wild, - it's gonna be crazy, huh? - Oh, I'm excited.
Okay, ShondaLand it is.
Let's do this, Chrissy! Let's do this! Now, if you're ready to meet the contenders, make some noise! (cheering) He's the corrections officer with a heart of gold in Orange is the New Black.
He's the resident smartass of the Keating Five in How to Get Away with Murder.
Give it up for Matt McGorry! (cheering) And she's a dynamic singer and actress.
She goes toe to toe with Olivia Pope on Scandal.
She's the kind of First Lady and senator we can all believe in, ladies and gentlemen, Bellamy Young! (cheering) Yeah! Woo! Wow! Nice little kick you did there, comin' out.
You know, gotta limber up! A'ight, so, uh, Bellamy, you're kickin' things off first.
Matt, you have a seat in the VIP, please? Bellamy, come on over.
My love, yes? What song are you choosin' to perform right now for us? You know, you wanna fake sing, you wanna fake sing like a great, so it's Donna Summer, On the Radio? - (cheering) - Okay.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, On the Radio, for you and yours, it's Bellamy Young! - (cheering) - Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoooo! ("On the Radio" begins) Someone found a letter you wrote me on the radio And they told the world just how you felt It must have fallen out of a hole in your old brown overcoat But they said it really loud They said it on the air On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, now, now Don't it kinda strike you sad when you hear our song Things are not the same since we broke up last June Whoooo! Oh, yeah, you kinda made me feel proud when I heard him say You couldn't find the words to say it yourself 'Cause now I'm sitting here with the man I sent away long ago It sounded really loud They said it really loud On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On the radio Whoa, oh, oh On tio rad, radio (cheering and applause) Wowwww! I can't live without my radio! - Chrissy! - Oh my God, sweet as pie, Bellamy, I loved that! - (laughs) Ooooh! - She touched your chain, she went from neck to chain to belly button, I'm into it.
I'm a little jealous, but I'm into it.
- (applause) - Bellamy, okay, what's easier, navigatin' politics or bein' a, you know, a rock star diva for the night on LSB? I like that I get to pretend to do both! But this is way better! This is way more fun! - Yeah, that was really good.
Nice boots, by the way.
- Thank you.
Bellamy, you head on over to the VIP.
(cheering) Matt, you come on over here.
Over here, Matt.
Yeah.
Pay attention.
So, what song are you gonna do for us? What did you choose? Well, I I'm not gonna tell you the song, but I will say I'm wearin' motorcycle pants 'cause you're about to go on a ride.
Audience: Wooooo! - Okay! - Collectively.
Chrissy: Ohhh! Yeah, nah, I understand, whatever.
- One by one - Yeah, exactly.
- I understand.
- We got time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, here is Matt McGorry! (cheering and applause) Woo woo woo woo woo! ("Shake Your Groove Thing" begins) Shake it, shake it Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now Let's show the world we can dance Bad enough to strut our stuff The music gives us a chance We do more out on the floor Groovin' loose or heart to heart We put in motion every single part Funky sounds wall to wall We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake it high or shake it low We take our bodies where they wanna go Feel that beat Never stop Oh hold me tight Spin me like a top Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Shake it, shake it And do it to it, y'all (cheering and applause) - Oooooooh! - Whoa! - Woooo! - Damn, Matt! - Yo! - Wooooo! Can I just say Can I just say one thing? That wall-to-wall move? Yo.
You can have that.
You can have that.
That's like project bathroom action or somethin'.
- (Matt laughs) - Chrissy! What did you think? Oh my god, I follow you on Twitter, you're one of my favorite people on the planet.
I feel like we're friends in in this Twitter life.
- Twitter friend.
- You are, like, a social activist, political activist, and now I just got to see you do this? - And it makes me so happy! - Wall to wall! - Thank you, you're the best.
Love you.
- Wow.
Bellamy, what'd you think? Oh my god, I knew Look, I knew McGorry would be amazing on this show but I bow down.
That was like that was epic! - (applause) - Epic! Wooo! (laughs) A'ight.
Matt, have a seat in the VIP, chill out.
A'ight, so, the stars came out of their gate with some fire in this battle.
When we come back, it's on to round two, where Bellamy and Matt go big or go home beltless.
We're just gettin' started.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
Shake your groove thing Shake your groove thing Yeah yeah Show 'em how we do it now (cheering) We're back with more LSB, and it's next level time.
Matt's ready.
Let's check him out behind the scenes and see if he can write the story of how to get away with an LSB championship.
(cheering and applause) Ready? - Let's get naughty - Get naughty - We can have some fun Join the party - Join the party MATT: I've been training for this.
You know.
I'm feelin' pretty good.
Baby, baby Let's get naughty I wanna see the secret weapons, because his weapons are - Public.
- used often, and they are diabolical.
So I have to say that I am kind of poopin' my pants.
Secret weapon? I don't know if I should be giving it away.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Is that the general way of doing it? Yeah, it it's a really good way of doing it.
- Great.
- (both laugh) I've been listening to it so many times and practicing so much, that, in the middle of the night I'd be sleeping this is how I sleep.
And then I'd just be like Just like, it's in me.
And I'm gonna be inside of it, too, soon.
Oh, I'm your cowboy Take me to your rodeo Make your body twirl round and round, here we go I'm gonna win.
Do you ever think about that? Till I hit the floor Till I hit the floor Until I hit the floor (cheering and applause) ("Work From Home" begins) I ain't worried 'bout nothin' I ain't wearin' na nada I'm sittin' pretty, impatient but I know you gotta Put in them hours I'mma make it harder I'm sending pic after picture I'mma get you fired I know you're always on the night shift But I can't stand these nights alone And I don't need no explanation' - Ahhhhh-oh! - 'Cause baby, you're the boss at home - You ain't gotta go to work - Work, work, work - But you gotta put in work - Work, work, work - You don't gotta go to work - Work, work, work Let my body do the work We can work from home Oh, oh, oh-oh We can work from home Oh, oh, oh-oh Yeah, we can work from home Yeah, we can work from home Yeah (cheering) (cheering and applause) Matt! Matt! Matt! Chrissy! Talk to me.
Like, thank you.
Something for the ladies.
(women cheering) - Chrissy? - What? Why are you stroking the squeegee? - I'm I'm cleaning it.
- (laughter) So, so Bellamy is this Magic Matt, officially? Did he pull off the Magic Mike thing, is this Magic Matt? You know, I see this every day at work, it's like, "Matt! Enough!" (laughs) Matt: It's true.
She's not lyin'.
Yo, Matt, I'm tellin' you, I think you made a lotta new fans, - I think you're gonna be all right.
- I'm the champ, thank you.
- (cheering) - You can head over to the VIP, man.
- Bellamy: Wooo! - That was great.
All right! So Matt had all the right moves and brought the house down.
But this thing is far from over.
When we come back, Bellamy gets to respond, and there's no tellin' what she might do.
You can't miss this.
It's LSB.
You don't have to go to work Work, work, work, work, work But you gotta put in work Work, work, work, work, work, work You don't have to go to work Work, work, work, work, work, work (cheering) We're back with more Lip Sync Battle, and the belt is up for grabs.
Now it's time for Bellamy Young to shoot her shot and get a crack at the stage.
Let's check out how she planned to win this thing fair and square, and avoid a scandal.
I've just been such a fan of the show for so long.
Even back here, and the light board, like, everything, and the rehearsing, it's it's really beautiful.
I chose my second song because, if I could write songs, if I had ever put that into the universe, I would feel like my life had been worth something.
Pure infatuation when I see you That I get the opportunity to be on Lip Sync Battle is like insane! And then you hope you just don't embarrass yourself.
Ahhhhhh! - Ahhhhhhh! - (laughing) Ahhhhhh! I can feel you comin' if you know what I mean Yes! There's no need to hang the belt.
I'm gonna just make it I'll make a little choker, and then the belt can go down here, and maybe let's, be some fabric here.
- Wow.
- Little bit of fabric here.
- Actually, I would wear the same thing.
- (laughs) So my choker would have, like, two leashes.
- That's nice.
- That would, like, go off to the side for my, uh - I approve.
- My "friends.
" Next season, when you get a belt, you can make that dress.
- (laughs) She got jokes! - Ohhh! I just want it to be a fair fight.
(laughs) Never.
I'm sorry, Matt, I love you, you're a super good dude, but you are goin' down.
(cheering and applause) ("Born This Way" begins) Just put your paws up 'Cause you were born this way, baby My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir There's nothing wrong with loving who you are, she said 'Cause he made you perfect, babe So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far Listen to me when I say I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't be a drag, just be a queen Whether you're broke or evergreen You're black, white, beige, chola descent You're Lebanese, you're orient Whether life's disabilities left you outcast, bullied or teased Rejoice and love yourself today, 'cause baby, you were born this way No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life I'm on the right track, baby, I was born to be brave Ooh, there ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way Born this way There ain't no other way Baby, I was born I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way (cheering and applause) Bellamy, Bellamy, Bellamy, Chrissy! Did you go-go Gaga over Bellamy or what? Look at you, Bellamy Young, look at you, right now! Strong song choice, oh my god.
What an empowering, wonderful song.
And you killed that! You can dance, you can do everything! It's you guys! You look amazing, Chrissy! - Oooooh! - (laughs) I'm so happy.
You guys work miracles on this show, it's like crazy.
We do anything you want, basically.
- Ahhhh! - (laughs) It just gets real crazy.
That was unbelievable.
- You're kind! - That was unbelievable.
- (cheering and applause) - No, you worked that out.
- (laughs) - So So, Matt? What do you think? Uh, you work miracles on this show.
(laughs) That was actually pretty good, that was pretty good.
All right, go on over to the VIP and relax, you're welcome, you're welcome.
(cheering and applause) All right! Crisis averted! It's handled.
The battle is over.
Now it's time to find out who won.
Our champ gets crowned next on Lip Sync Battle.
I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
This was a great night, with some powerhouse performances, but before we find out who the new champ is, let's give Bellamy and Matt a round of applause.
(cheering and applause) - A'ight, Chrissy! - Yes! Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
- Is the Lip Sync Battle champ Bellamy Young? (cheering and applause) Or, is the Lip Sync Battle champion Matt McGorry? (cheering and applause) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Matt McGorry! (cheering) - Thank you.
- Congratulations.
(cheering) Heh! A'ight, so the LSB belt belongs to you.
How does it feel? Uh, it feels incredible.
It feels heavy, and it feels good.
Yeah, it feels real good.
Yeah! It's only right, it's only right.
- So Bella - Thank you.
Oh.
Nice.
So So what was it like, how did you enjoy being on Lip Sync Battle? It was the best thing in the world, oh my god.
Thank you so much for having me, you guys, seriously All right, well, big thanks to Bellamy and Matt for being part of the Lip Sync crew.
- Give it up for them.
- Thank you! Big love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen, and remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L, knock' 'em out, L! - You ain't gotta go to work - Work, work, work, work, work, work - But you gotta put in work - Work, work, work, work, work, work - You don't gotta go to work - Work, work, work, work, work, work - Let my body do the work - Work, work, work, work, work, work We can work from home We can work from home (cheering) LL: You guys are amazing!