Mary Kills People (2017) s02e04 Episode Script

Ride or Die

1 Swear for me, Mary.
Swear for me on your daughters' lives you killed my husband.
- I swear.
- Travis, meet Mary.
She's the woman your wife hired to kill you.
You got to go into the station.
You give a statement, and then I can go after Olivia.
- Sorry, I had to get gas.
- Get me a pack of tallboys.
You got a pretty girlfriend there.
Oh, no, she's not my girlfriend, man.
She's a Bitch.
Picture this.
Cabins right here.
There's one for each patient.
We register as a hospice.
That way, when there's a dead body, no one will ask any questions.
Joshua Yang, 21, dying from bowel cancer.
- I'm a virgin.
- Virgin? You're not ready, Josh.
Get laid, all right? Well, I think doctors feel it's important for patients to choose their death.
You'll feel a rush through your body, and then a warm feeling of peacefulness will take you slowly into sleep.
Jess, I need to tell you something.
Naomi, what is wrong with you? - I don't know.
I don't know.
- Travis needs to disappear.
We'd always be looking over our shoulders, Des.
You think killing me is gonna keep you safe? Olivia won't.
Travis? You put pento in his beer? I did what you were gonna do.
There's no coming back from that.
[smooth music.]
You can run on for a long time I ordered you pancakes, the short stack.
I wasn't feeling too celebratory.
- How are you doing? - Great.
I'm great.
Crickety-wickets.
You? I feel relieved, I guess.
Our problem is solved.
Yeah, I guess we have to look at it that way.
Travis is gone.
He won't come back.
Olivia will leave us alone.
It's over.
Is it? You know, I've been to jail, but I never actually felt like a criminal.
But now, the packaging matches what's inside.
Don't say that.
That's not true.
We did both: What we had to do.
That's your favorite expression.
[passing siren.]
Remember this? It's the line we don't ever cross.
The backbiter Sooner or later God's gonna cut 'em down Sooner or later God's gonna cut 'em down Sooner or later God'll cut you down No.
I can't reach it.
Try harder.
You try.
Your arms are, like, extra long.
The party was your stupid idea.
Get it out.
Is it broken? Are we broken? My mom's back.
You look like your head hurts.
No, I'm A-okay.
So we cleaned up the place, and you love me.
So all is forgiven, right? I love you, and you're in a lot of trouble.
That's not fair.
Where were you last night? If you hadn't been gone, there wouldn't have been a party.
So where is your karmic retribution? Well, you're out of control, so there's that.
You're being a little harsh.
Naomi, just stop.
Is there something you'd like to say to me? I met your boyfriend last night.
I don't have a boyfriend.
Are you sure? Accent? Hot? Or maybe he was just tall.
You know what? I can never actually tell with older guys.
It's weird.
But yeah, he was collecting all your lingerie for your night shift.
My dating life is none of your concern.
Cleaning my house, which you trashed, is.
It was just a party.
It's not like we killed anyone or anything.
[tense music.]
[percussive rock music.]
Mary Kills People 02x04 Ride or Die ==sync, corrections by dcdah== Okay, you goons.
Time to break out the orange vests.
Community service starts right now.
This is the worst.
I mean, your aunt's pretty cool.
It won't be terrible.
It will be, because you're coming.
Thanks for taking them.
Kevin's still on his trip, and I don't trust them alone in the house.
Not a problem.
I'm gonna be their mean warden.
I will make them pull up weeds until their fingers are bleeding.
I know your fake smiles.
What's wrong? Remember Ben? I saw him.
- When? - Last night.
I had a a bad work situation.
He bailed me out.
What, are you two together now? No, I messed it up.
You know, maybe your work situation's bad - 'cause you kill people.
- Nicole Maybe if Ben was helping you, there's still something there.
You don't know what I did.
No, but I have seen you two together, so don't push him away.
A woman who kills people can't be with a guy who catches criminals for a living.
If you say so.
[electronic chime.]
[knocking at door.]
[electronic chime.]
- Joshua? - Hey.
What are you doing here? Is it is it time? Oh, no.
I mean, I just You're the only person who doesn't treat me like I'm dying.
I mean, my parents have come around to this idea that I'm peaceing out early, which is cool, except every time they look at me, they just start bawling, and I don't know, it's kind of heavy.
That does sound rather burdensome.
Yeah, so I thought maybe you and me could hang.
[gentle music.]
Can we talk? You want to talk? Let's talk.
You're gonna take notes on what I say? If you say anything worthwhile, then yeah.
It doesn't have to be this way.
No? I think you pushed it there at the gas station.
I did what I had to do.
It wasn't personal.
It felt personal.
Ben I have kids.
I have to protect them.
I have a dog.
Where is the suspect? Mexico? Arizona? Did you drive him to the border or did you let him catch a bus? I'm just I'm curious.
Where is Travis, Mary? Where is he? I don't know.
Did you kill him? No, I no.
You know, in my line of work, Mary, just to survive this shit, I got to put people in boxes Good people, bad people.
Everywhere I turn in this thing, there you are with Grady, with Olivia, with Travis, but you It all comes back to you, because you know why? You're one of the bad ones.
I'm not that.
That's not who I am.
You know that, Ben.
You can go.
Go.
[somber music.]
[sighs.]
[voices swirling.]
Dr.
Harris, you've been standing there for ten minutes.
Do you need something? Yes, the patient in bed five needs an MRI, and you can take the girl in bed three for an X-ray on her arm.
- Which arm? - The broken one.
Sure, if you want to go with the obvious choice.
Nice giraffe.
It symbolizes the future and an ability to achieve things out of reach.
A little positive symbolism never hurts.
I guess.
We need all the help we can get.
How's Brendan doing? My twin flame's burning a little low today.
Chemo's exhausting him.
It's not just his body.
It's like the cancer's taking his spirit.
Must be very hard for you as well.
I just miss him.
He's not himself.
Stop by and visit if you get the time.
- Of course.
- See you.
[both chuckle.]
[coughing.]
It's probably not helping you as much as you think.
Yeah, well, it's for the pain.
Knight to C3.
You know I'm a drug addict, man.
It's not really polite to smoke weed in my house.
Oh, well, I'm dying, man.
So whatever.
You to die and I to live.
Which of these two is better? Only God knows.
That's a weak move and a weak quote.
Oh, is it? Yeah, my queen takes your knight, and the tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
That's the shit right there.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know what, Josh? I've met a lot of dying people in my time, and they're largely inspirational and spiritual.
They face the end with fortitude.
They cherish the time that remains.
- I tried.
- Oh, did you? Hmm? How'd it go with Hailey? - Kailey.
- Whatever.
Did you get laid yet? Hmm? 'Cause you aren't acting like a guy that's been having it off with Hailey with a K.
I am too sick.
I wouldn't know how to make a move on her, and besides, I tried.
She just doesn't think of me that way.
She's known me since she was a kid.
You should see her.
She's everything.
She is all Shit.
Oh, man, you can't just die without trying.
You don't know what it's like.
No.
No, I don't.
But I do know about regret.
Give me your phone.
Do the password first.
Okay.
Right.
Kailey.
Kailey, Kailey, Kailey.
Des, no.
Des Come on, Des, give me the phone back.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah.
- Don't call do not - Oh, it's ringing.
Oh! - Don't call her.
Hello? Joshua? Well - Josh, is that you? - Go on, go on.
[grunts.]
Hello? Hello, Kailey.
This is Des, Joshua Yang's nurse.
He is dying.
Yes.
Yes.
But he's also full of vim and excitement, and he would like to ask you out on a date.
[chuckles.]
All right, this is what the bad boys look like, so just get rid of them.
Can we have machetes? Sure.
You want a machete so you can decapitate me? The thought might have crossed my mind, yeah.
Hey, Nicole, do you have a computer by chance? I want to show Jess something.
She's being a bitch, so I feel like ruining her life.
What is it? Is it like a sex tape of you and Heather? Or a humiliating moment of me you secretly recorded? I don't know.
Maybe.
Okay, then just stop stalling and show me.
Burn my life to the ground.
That's what you seem to want.
- Stop! - Stop! - Just give it to me.
- Stop! - Give it to me! - Ow! Stop! All right, you little shits.
Grab a life jacket.
A life jacket? Where are we going? [gentle music.]
Feels right, doesn't it? Do you know what's going on with Dr.
Dunn in the conference room? He's leading an investigation into Betty Lisko's death.
What? You didn't tell me? You didn't consult me about offing Betty.
I should have told you, but it just kind of happened.
It just sort of happened.
Okay.
Annie You didn't think of me once when you were killing Betty.
And you know what? I kind of admire you for it.
You're like one of those people that blazes a trail.
You're a single-minded visionary.
But I got to live in the wake of your chaos.
If they figure it out, I'll deal with it.
I would never tell anyone about you.
You know that.
Why did you have to kill someone at the hospital? [gentle music.]
[machinery beeping.]
Can I help you? - Olivia Bloom? - Yes.
Ma'am, I'm Detective Ben Wesley.
I'm sorry for the intrusion, but I need to talk to you about your husband, Travis Bloom.
What is this about? Mrs.
Bloom, when was the last time you saw your husband? My husband likes to drink.
Sometimes he disappears for days goes on a bender.
So three days ago? That was the last time you saw him? I've been calling him, leaving messages.
He hasn't gotten back to me.
Is that normal? Your husband doesn't return your calls? We don't have the best marriage.
Can you think of any reason why he may have wanted to leave town? Nope.
Can you think of anyone who may want to harm your husband? No.
Mrs.
Bloom, the reason I'm here is because your husband is known to police.
What does that mean? Well, we believe he's dealing drugs, right out of this warehouse, in fact.
You can't be serious.
You haven't seen anything suspicious? I'm very involved in the business.
I would know if something like that was happening.
Well, I'd say it's a big place.
You sure? Well, a person can never know everything, but yes, I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
Look, ma'am, I'm sorry to be the one to have to lay this all on you.
Well, you're just doing your job.
Maybe I could drive you down to the station, help you fill out a missing persons report.
He's only been gone a few days.
He's disappeared for longer.
I'm sure he'll be back.
Okay, well, if there's anything, just call.
I will.
You don't seem to worried, ma'am.
About your husband? I process my emotions in a very private way.
Okay.
How are you, Brendan? I'm gonna die here, pretty doctor Mary Harris.
Chemo's working.
It's making me sicker.
It's buying you time.
I've never given up on anything in my life, but I feel like giving up.
Maybe giving up is okay.
Then why does it feel so bad? Like I'm not being true to myself? You can stop the chemo, go home, be with Germaine, with family.
Just lie there and wait to die? I didn't think I'd go out like this.
In Mexico, they have a festival called the Day of the Dead.
There are parades, and people bring food to the cemeteries to encourage the souls of the dead to visit.
It's a celebration.
- A fiesta.
- Yes.
- Hmm.
- Death isn't bad.
It doesn't have to be.
It's part of life.
And you can say good-bye the way you want, live your death as you would your life.
I would want it to be a party.
It can be.
Like a performance.
All right, come on.
- You got this.
- Yeah.
Excuse me.
If I were to flirt with you, what would be my best approach? Nothing too creepy.
Just as a teachable moment for my young friend here.
Okay.
You could ask me if my eyes are hazel or brown.
Are your eyes hazel or brown? They're brown.
Thank you.
See? It's easy.
Yeah, maybe for you with your James Bond accent.
It's not my accent.
It's my charm.
Oh, is that your lady friend? Oh, my God, oh, my God.
What do I do? - What do I do? What do I do? - Calm down.
You can't have sex until you've had a conversation, so talk to her.
This was such a stupid idea.
You got this.
Come on.
- Hi, Joshua.
- Hey, Kailey.
Is this your nurse? More of a spiritual advisor.
You've got this.
I'll be over there loitering nonchalantly.
Wave if you need me to Ollie on over.
That's not what Ollie means.
Good to know.
[gentle music.]
So are your eyes hazel or brown? They're blue.
[both chuckle.]
Right.
Out.
Whoa.
Wait.
What are you doing? Well, this is what my mom used to do with me and Mary.
Solve whatever's going on between you.
You're literally marooning us on an island! Your aunt's actually pretty gangster leaving us out here.
Why are you so mad at me? Huh? I don't want to talk to you.
Oh, what, Jess? Is it because I kissed you? What do you think? That wasn't That was just for fun.
Do you want to be with me? I don't know.
Do you want to be in a relationship with me? We are in a relationship, Jess.
No, do you want to be my girlfriend? No, of course you don't.
You're not even gay.
I am, and you just can't let anyone be happy.
That's not true.
I could ruin your life right now, and by not doing that, I am making you happy.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I am so done.
I'm done playing all your stupid games.
What are you doing? Jess! Jess! What, you can't just leave me here alone! [gentle music.]
What's it like being sick? Like, knowing that you're That I'm dying? Yeah.
Do you remember this birthday party I had? I think we were, like, ten, and my parents got me this piñata shaped like a turtle.
- Vaguely.
- Right.
Well, they blindfolded us, spun us around, and kind of let us loose.
You couldn't see shit, and you were swinging around a bat like crazy just trying to get all this candy.
I don't know.
It's kind of like that.
Young love.
Hey.
I did that.
Oh.
Sorry, Kailey.
I got Josh? Nurse? Or whoever you are.
Can you help him? Josh? Josh? Hang on.
Joshua, mate, you okay? Now we need to get you to a hospital.
No, Des.
I'm good.
You were right about today.
I'm ready for what you promised me.
I got rid of the medicine, Josh.
What? [groans.]
Okay.
Okay.
Please.
Pick up, Mary.
Pick up.
[line ringing.]
Hello? I need you to bring me some medicine the medicine.
- Why? - I chucked all mine.
I'm with a kid named Joshua Yang.
- A kid? - He's terminally ill.
He's a pain in the ass, but he's mostly He's why we do this.
Where should I meet you? Go to his house.
I'll text you his address.
Okay.
Okay, boss.
We're in.
Olivia's warehouse is completely wired for sound.
Good.
You know, it was like she thought she was above it all.
She barely tried to fake any feeling.
Oh, she's definitely a player.
You were right about her, and you were right about Mary Harris.
- You put a team on Mary? - Yeah.
She just left the hospital, early.
Something's definitely up.
Good.
Let's hope she leads us to Travis.
[tense music.]
[dialing.]
Yeah, Mary.
Des, we need a new plan.
What? Why? I'm being followed.
[gentle music.]
You know your mom would kill me if you drowned, right? She doesn't even have time to punish me.
She probably wouldn't notice.
What? Your mom loves you, you heinous little brat.
What are What is wrong with you? I was on the swim team.
I knew I could make it.
No.
What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like somebody else? I don't know.
Is it your bad influence bestie? No.
She's the least of my problems.
Then what? My mom.
I feel like I never know what's going on with her.
I can't talk to her about what's going on with me.
I feel like she's always lying to me.
Like this morning, she went out early, and she said it was for work, but I I know it wasn't, and I don't know, it just makes me feel like I'm a crazy person.
Do you know why my mom would put us on that island? To punish you.
No, I made that shit up.
She would get really depressed sometimes, and she couldn't look after me and Mary.
- Really? - Yeah.
So she would put us on the island to kind of protect us from her, which is kind of what I think your mom does with you sometimes.
She neglects us because she cares? She protects you from parts of herself that she feels are dangerous.
Like what? You just need to work that out with her.
[gentle music.]
Keep walking.
You can do it.
We're almost there.
His house is just through here.
That kiss you gave Kailey was epic.
You charmed her, my friend.
Couple more weeks and I would have gone all the way.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm proud of you, man.
Okay, Casanova.
Just a few more steps.
Hello? Anybody home? Joshua! Who are these people? These are the doctors I was telling you about, Mom.
I'm technically not a doctor.
She is, though.
Doctor Mary.
I'm Desmond.
We're death counselors.
We're here to honor your son's wish to die with dignity.
We discussed it.
We support our son's wish.
Does it have to be today? Just one more day.
That's all we want.
Joshua, one more day? It's possible.
Do you want to wait? No.
I'm ready to go.
We would come back.
You know we wouldn't let you down.
No, I know, but today was a good day.
My only good day since my diagnosis.
I hear you've been collecting quotes on death.
Want to know my favorite? "Dying is a wild night and a new road.
" I'm not afraid.
You should talk to your parents now.
Des and I will be ready when you are.
We'll give you some privacy.
Mom, Dad, will you let me go? [somber music.]
[indistinct radio chatter.]
Let's do this.
[intense music.]
Police.
- What? - What's going on? The police are here.
Hey.
Where are you going? Do you know where Mary is? Des, I've been thinking.
If the cops come, if they find us, I'll say it was all me.
We're in this together.
I believe you're what they call my ride or die.
But Mary, I love this part.
I love it.
It gives me purpose.
It makes me feel like I'm doing good in the world.
Me too.
But the other part the part that you like - This is the part I like.
- Is it? Not the skulking around away from the law? The threatening drug lords? What we do isn't legal.
Things creep in.
Yeah, I'm aware, but Mary, let's do the death retreat.
Your idea where we pretend to open a hospice and kill people en masse? Yes.
Because I can do this, but the rest of it, the criminal shit, the bad shit, that's my line.
- Okay.
- Ready? Yep.
But I won't let you go to jail again.
That's my line.
Hey.
Josh.
This is for old time's sake.
Thank you.
[somber music.]
I love you, Joshua.
I love you too.
He'll slip away now.
It's peaceful.
Go.
[Kyson's "You" plays.]
No man's an island When he's had this conversation No man's a forest Even if he tries to be one I've seen your insights They're colorful But you're not an island Even if you try to be one with me If I had a problem then so did you Don't choose an ocean of solitude Oh I swear Did you care for me Oh I swear Did you care for me Oh I swear Did you care for me [sighs.]
I just watched you kill someone.
It was done before you got there.
So that's what you do? I'm never gonna stop.
We had a problem so miniscule Don't choose an ocean of solitude Oh I swear Did you care for me Oh I swear Did you care for me Oh I swear Did you care for me ==sync, corrections by dcdah==
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