That's So Raven (2003) s04e07 Episode Script

Driving Miss Lazy

1 I got it, y'all.
I got it.
I got my driver's license.
My goodness, Eddie.
Look at you.
You look so cute and cheesin' and stuff.
Hey, hey.
Congratulations.
You'll be the only kid on the bus with a driver's license.
No, no, no, baby.
My bus-riding days are over.
'Cause I'm buying a car now.
Eddie's getting a car! All I need is $300.
Eddie ain't getting no car.
Hear me out.
Y'all, look.
I got $100 stashed up.
Now, if each of us chip in a hundred, we can each have our own car.
What are we gonna do with a car? We don't even have our license.
Don't worry 'bout that.
I'll do all the driving.
I don't know.
These things don't normally turn out right.
Look.
We'll own the car equally.
And if any problems come up, we'll just vote.
Majority rules.
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
Rae, think about it.
The 3 of us, riding along, enjoying our freedoms, singing to the radio.
I gotta get you back I gotta see this through I gotta get you back if it's the last thing I do My goodness, I just had the best vision ever.
The 3 of us were riding along, enjoying our freedoms, singing to the radio.
Where have I heard that before? Because you just said it, and now she saw it, so let's just do it.
What do you say? We're in! We're in! We're out! We're out! Too late.
This baby is all ours.
That part's yours.
Yep, that's me.
Driving in my car, looking like a star.
What did you guys do to her? We primped our ride.
I was just gone for an hour.
I went to go get some racing stripes.
Cute, but I think the color's gonna clash with the fruit.
Yeah.
I cannot drive in a pink car covered in fruit.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Maybe we went a little too far.
Hey.
Let's do the right thing and put it to a vote.
Thank you.
All right.
All in favor of how the car is now? Yeah.
All opposed? Majority rules, Eddie.
Car stays pink.
And fruity.
Hey, hey, let's go to the mall! Yeah.
I don't wanna go to the mall.
Wh-what? All in favor? Just forget it.
You know, Eddie, this voting thing, great idea.
Check outside.
See if I lost 'em.
Man, lost who? The girls.
They've been following me everywhere.
Can I hide out here until it wears off? Till what wears off? That's my new smell-good.
Magnetic.
Hold on, hold on.
Are you telling me just dab on some of this cheap Cologne and the hotties won't leave you alone? Didn't you read the label, my brother? Mag Netic.
Stanley, man.
Hey.
Where you going? To pour this down the sink.
A man can only take but so much loving.
Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.
Hey.
Let me take it off your hands.
Let's say you do save me from all of that kissin' and huggin'.
I could sell it to you for about 40 bucks.
40 bucks.
40 bucks?! And a treat of cheese sandwich.
You know what? You better find yourself another sucker, sucker.
Nah.
You're right.
You couldn't handle all those beautiful women anyway.
Look, man, what kind of cheese you want? Muenster.
I like muenster.
Ok.
This is the fourth mall we've hit today.
When are we gonna do something I wanna do? You know, like go to the batting cage.
Batting cages.
That sounds interesting.
All in favor? All opposed? Be right back.
Man! Eddie! We scored big time.
What took y'all so long? Well, I saw these 2 great dresses, and I couldn't decide whether to get 'em in lavender or periwinkle, so I got both.
And I got some great deals at the camping store.
Look at this.
Got a flashlight.
And some camping rope.
And, you guys, look.
I got this new ski mask.
It's so cool.
Man, it's defective.
Never mind.
Can we please go to the batting cage now? Or we could go to the country.
The country.
I'd rather go to the batting cages.
Right.
Well, let's put it to a vote.
Who wants to go to the country? Where there's a great little country store.
That sells really cute accessories.
And they're all on sale! Love it! Love it! Guess what? Everybody buckle up.
To the country, Edward.
Hey.
Hey.
That's my phone.
Hallo.
Man, what is in that Cologne you sold me? I'm being chased all over town.
Another satisfied sucker.
I mean customer.
Ok, I'm being chased by dogs! You said I'd get chased by girls.
I may have said that.
Choo, I say a lot of things.
Stanley, I'm not playing with you.
Ok, calm down.
Maybe it's your body chemistry.
Did ya sweat? You know what? I'm sweatin' now.
You hang in there.
I gotta get back to business.
Hey, make 'em bling this time.
You know what I'm saying? Put a little rasta on my fingertip.
Man! Bye, doggies.
Man, dogs on both sides.
Stanley! See? Isn't this better than some silly ol' bat cave? For the eighth time, it's batting cage.
There it is.
Eddie, pull over.
The country store.
It's so adorable.
You were right, Chels.
Dude, I could shop there for hours.
Well, let's do it.
You know what? That is it! I am outta here.
It's what I'm talking about.
Freedom! Sweet freedom.
Is there a problem, officer? I'm telling you, I didn't do anything.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they all say.
You know what this is right here? It's a pocket.
Hey, somebody stole my badge.
I took it off to Polish it.
Things have been a little slow around here.
Then again, not since I caught the Pink Bandit.
Pink Bandit? That's a funny name.
Who are they? You! Me? That's right.
There's been a series of burglaries around these parts.
And the suspect's getaway car is pink.
What? See, I wanted to paint it blue with racing stripes.
But what had happened was I had got outvoted.
Yeah, why don't you just keep working on that excuse while I take this call? I'm watching you, pinky.
Hello.
Actually, that's a fax.
I know the difference between a phone and a fax.
Fax is where the paper comes out.
Right? Right.
10-4.
The Pink Bandit's been identified as a woman.
See? I told you it wasn't me.
Hey, don't get your britches in a bunch.
I just made a little mistakey.
You're free to go.
Thank you.
Yes! You'll find her.
Thank you very much.
Your things are over here.
Cool.
Well, well, well.
What do we have here? Seems like someone is fond of a purple dress.
Well, actually, that one is lavender.
And that one is periwinkle.
Not that I would know.
You know, because it ain't mine.
I suppose these burglary tools aren't yours either.
Stop it.
Ain't no burglary tools up in there.
Just the rope, flashlight, and a mask.
Man.
All right.
How 'bout I just save you the trouble on this one? Can I make my one phone call now? Chels, how cute is this place? Hey.
Hey.
Let's take one of these old-time photos.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
It's Eddie.
Hey, Eddie.
Hey, Eddie.
We just got our picture taken.
Yeah, I'm about to get mine taken, too.
Like y'all oughta come get me.
I'm in jail.
They think I'm the Pink Bandit.
What? When did all this happen? When I got tired of waitin' on y'all and drove off.
I can't believe you left us.
I can't believe you didn't know I was gone.
You know what? You really need to call your mom.
No! No.
Do not call my mom, ok? She said if I was in any trouble, she'd take the car away.
Then it's back to the bus for all of us.
Ok, Eddie, stay calm.
We'll be right there.
All right.
Chels.
Chels.
The dogs are killing me.
All right? All right, you just stay here.
I'll go down and explain everything, and then we'll come get you.
Ok.
Rae? Yeah, I don't think I explained everything right.
Chels, what is going on over there? I'm in jail, too, Rae.
The sheriff thinks I'm working with Eddie, the Pink Bandit.
I am not the Pink Bandit.
Give me the phone.
Look, Rae, we need a lawyer right away.
I don't have enough money for a lawyer.
Well, figure something out, girl.
Pink Bandit? Ok, I rushed right over.
Brah, I called you 2 hours ago.
Yeah.
Look how nice my nails look.
You know what? I'm gonna nail you if you don't give me all my money back for this stupid dog-attracting Cologne you sold me.
Well, you do know the policy? You got a receipt? You bet I got a receipt.
Read the back.
No refunds?! Man! Good thing you had the receipt.
Saved us another argument.
Look, Stanley, I ain't playing with you.
Tell me how long before this stuff wears off.
I'd say about 2 maybe 3 Hours? Months.
What? Ok, that is it.
I am never buying another thing from you ever again.
You know what? This will get ya.
I'm cutting off your cheese sandwiches.
Forget about it.
Ok.
Ok.
Calm down.
Since you're a valued customer, I'm gonna give you my state-of-the-art anti-dog advice free of charge.
That's better.
That's a businessman.
I like that.
Bam! A stick? All right, you tell me.
What am I supposed to do with a stupid stick? Throw it.
Say, "go fetch.
" Then run out of the way.
You know what? I got a better idea.
No.
Yeah.
How do you like that? Now go take your medicine.
No! Wait.
It's waiting for you outside.
Please.
Don't even come back here.
No! No! No! That's right.
I single-handedly caught the Pink Bandit.
No.
Turns out that she is a he Who dresses like a she.
Yeah, there's a friend involved, but she's playing dumb.
I am not playing, buddy.
Hold up, now.
Now, I say here, hold up.
Sorry, mama.
I gotta call you right back.
Yes, ma'am.
I'll be home for dinner.
Can I help you, sir? Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Grover T.
Windpipe, attorney-at-law.
What can I do for you, Mr.
Windpipe? Obviously, there has been some misunderstanding between you and my alleged clients.
He's good.
He's Raven.
Now, if you will release these innocent perpetrators, we will be on our way.
As long as my name is Grover to the "T," to the "Wind," to the "Pipe.
" Not so fast.
No one is going anywhere without a preliminary hearing.
I object! My hearing is just fine, thank you very much.
Now, if you don't mind, would you please release these habeas corpuscles and I will release my briefs, and we will be on our way.
I bid you, sheriff, adieu.
Toodle-loo, hally-ho, hally what-what-what-what? You.
You tell that to the judge.
He'll be here any minute.
Yes, suh.
Thank you very much.
Someone who understands the ramifications and the qualifications.
Rae, why didn't you get a lawyer? What? I only had $20 left.
I had to rent a costume.
You see, if you two weren't out shopping all day, you would have some money left for a real lawyer.
Hey.
Hey.
Do you wanna get out, or do you wanna stay in jail? I can't stay in jail.
I got a Spanish test on Tuesday.
So calm down, all right? I've seen so many of these lawyer shows.
I might not be getting anywhere with the sheriff, but wait till that judge gets here.
It's all pipe-pipe.
Court is now in session.
Judge Jefferson presiding.
You the judge, too? Oh, snap.
I i mean, I hereby request a snap decision on this case.
Will the defendants please step forward? We kind of locked in here, sir.
Jiggle it a little.
It'll open.
What? We could've walked right through, man.
Wasted all my time digging that tunnel.
Bandit and accomplice, please have a seat.
Now, your client have been accused of being the Pink Bandit.
And your other client has been accused of being his partner.
Do you have any evidence that's subordinates these so-called Accusations? Well, we have a pink car, woman's clothes, and the burglary tools.
Dang, you got all that? I mean, I mean, I mean What? No, sir! No, sir! This, sir, is a sham Of a mockery Of a bamboozling.
This could very well be your mama's.
My mama? No, you didn't.
How far did you get with that tunnel again? I was outside.
Enough of this.
Do you or do you not have proof that your client didn't put on this dress and rob innocent people? Put on this dress.
Wait a minute.
There's only one way to blow away the cloud of injustice From my client's nasty head.
Client Edward Thomas, stand here, please.
What? Put on this dress.
You have to do it.
This is the only way to prove that you are not in fact the Pink Bandit.
Because If the dress does not fit, you must acquit.
Let me reiterate that for you one more time.
If the dress ain't the right size, you must, sir, what-what-what must apologize.
What.
If it's the wrong size, you must apologize? What were you thinking, Rae? I was thinking it wasn't gonna fit.
Yeah.
But it looks like it was made for him.
Turn around, Eddie.
Let me see from the back.
You can see everything you wanna see.
What am I doing? This is an outrage, I say.
This is illegal.
This is indivisible, and this is reprehensible.
Drop the act.
He was never buying it anyway.
Not for a minute.
That's why I wear this.
Snell, lost it again.
I'm sorry, guys.
I guess I made it worse.
This is all my fault, you know? I should've never left you guys.
No, Eddie.
We totally took advantage of you with the whole car thing.
Yeah.
You made it so easy with all the voting.
And, you know, you never really had a chance.
But it was still wrong.
Well, if we're going to jail, at least we're going together, y'all.
Wait a minute.
I can't stay in the slammer.
Think about it, you guys.
What if we never get out? Seriously, I'll go nuts.
Nuts, I tell you.
Someone, let me out of here.
Let me out.
Let me out of here.
Let me out of here! You're free to go.
Thank you very much.
It turns out they just caught the real Pink Bandit.
They're bringing her in now.
She confessed to everything.
I told you I was innocent.
Now give me back my pants.
All right.
There's the suspect now.
You need to let me go.
I don't know what you think you're doing.
That's right.
I did it.
What are you gonna do about it? Who do you think you are, boy? 'Cause you one scary-looking woman.
But you are working that dress.
I Let's go.
You strong.
I gotta get you back I gotta see this through I gotta get you back if it's the last thing I do See? I told you guys my vision would come true.
The 3 of us cruising along in our very own Why are we slowing down? I'm not slowing down.
The car is.
We outta gas.
Out of gas? Eddie! Don't Eddie me.
It's not my fault.
You gotta put gas in the car.
That's what makes it go.
Well, you're the one that can see the future.
How come you couldn't see us running out of gas? Wait a minute.
Wait! Wait! Somebody is coming.
Maybe they can help us.
Help! Was that?
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