We Bare Bears (2015) s02e06 Episode Script
Rooms
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner When you jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there # You are # No good for me You've taken my heart, incessantly - # I can't # - Uh, you almost done in there, Pan? Ever forget Yeah, I'll be right out! Okay.
I'll just wait right here.
La-la-la-la-la, la-la I'm gonna move to some other la-la, la-la Hey, you done? your words go blah-blah-blah- blah-blah, blah-blah I loved you, na-na-na-na, na, na-na Don't miss you Hey, I'm just gonna dry my hair.
I'll be right out.
All right.
Dude, the entire house is gone.
Is the power out here, too? I'm sorry.
I think my hair dryer blew a fuse.
- Huh, hey, it's working! - Is your fridge on? Oh, I'm so-so-so sorry! Uh, do you wanna sleep in my room tonight? Um, I have an A/C unit that you could use, so you'll be good.
- I can sleep in the fridge tonight.
- Whoa.
Hey, brother.
I know you have issues with small spaces.
I'll sleep in the fridge.
You should just take my room.
It's okay.
It's my fault.
I Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
It's nobody's fault.
- But - Panpan, let me take the fridge.
- Thank you, Grizz.
- Okay, we're all set.
- Panda, go feast on my room.
- Goodnight.
And you can go take his perfectly air-conditioned room.
- But Ice Bear does - Bro! We're family! We share! What's mine is yours! Come on.
Now go! Shoo! Enjoy the cold air.
See you tomorrow.
Ahh! Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
This place has gotten so much worse.
Oh, is that my toothbrush? Almost there.
Oh, Grizz! Heh.
Gross.
Uber gross.
Yuck! Whew.
Wha? Huh.
Mm.
"Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning".
Crowbar Jones! He's the master of every martial art known to man.
He is skilled in the art of stealth.
He punched a guy so hard once, he sent him to space! He is Crowbar Jones! This is so bad, it's good.
What's jammed in my back? Oh, awesome! A key-lime popsicle! Ah! It's radioactive! Oh, wait.
It's a glowstick.
unts-unts-unts-unts What? I thought you ran away, thin-crust pizza.
Oh, so good to see you.
Mmm! Any of your friends still down there? Whoa! Huh? What's that? Whoa.
No.
Boring.
Too many folders.
Where is Ice Bear? Ice Bear wants answers.
Got to find a way to get out of here.
Oh, no robot snakes! They're everywhere.
I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando.
- Pando! - What? What happened? What'd I do? Wait.
What's his name? Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! - Oh, no! - What's wrong, Pando? - Is the laser not working? - Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me.
Life is meaningless.
Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer.
I'll get us out of here.
Ouch! My face.
Don't worry.
I'll break the door! Hyah! Pow.
Come on, Pando.
We got to save the world before it blows up.
This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! Hello? Hello? Konichiwa.
Uh, no my name is Grizz.
We, uh, we own the cave upstairs.
I just got a couple of questions.
This is cray-cray.
Come on, Pando! We got to stop them before they blow up the world.
We will stop them, but I got to go to the bathroom.
Don't worry, it won't take too long.
Much better.
Now let's get those evil doers.
- Crowbar Jones? - Oh, Pando.
It's been 40 years since I last saw you.
Oh, that's it! That is not me! I'll show him.
Grizz! I can't believe you think I'm just some whiny guy.
I'm not whiny.
Anyone who wants to see crying as a weakness should take a good hard look in the mirror.
I'm way more crowbar than you'll ever be.
Wait.
What the where where am I? Toilet water temperature 61 degrees.
Grizz, what am I looking at? You're looking at tomorrow's toilet, today! I mean, this toilet has everything bluetooth, seat warmer, daily horoscope.
It even has a water fountain.
All those times you were using the upstairs bathroom, I could've been down here! Why would he hide this from us? Oh, yeah, I wonder why a brother would hide something.
What are you talking about? Konichiwa, Ice Bear-san.
I can't believe it! Why have you kept this bathroom from us? - Explain this.
- Explain to Ice Bear.
Hey, what are you doing looking through my private photos? Not now, Panpan.
Got to get to the bottom of the secret-bathroom mystery.
Oh, that's funny.
I thought my name was Pando.
I saw your precious movie where you make me look like a clumsy, whiny sidekick.
Oh, uh, I can explain.
It's simple really.
That's not you.
That's Pandooo.
You're Pandaaaa.
Big difference.
Wait, what are you doing looking through my stuff? I found it on the floor of your room.
Which, by the way, is the grossest place I ever been to.
It's not gross.
It just has character.
- That doesn't make sense.
- Well, your face doesn't make sense.
Oh, yeah? Well, whatever you say - slides off me and sticks on to you.
- No Ice Bear.
Where is Ice Bear? - Oh, super creative! - Two-bear Tuesday? Three bears.
- Where is Ice Bear? - Where'd you learn that, Pan? - Well, you're acting like a big dingle! - That's it! I'm out.
I can't be in the same room with you strangers.
Good day! Ohh! - Um door's broken.
- Classic Pando.
Hey, I heard that! Sorry.
I was trying to okay.
Um.
Initiating self-cleaning mode.
Oh, come on.
You don't even have to clean it? This is what I think of your fancy toilet.
Error.
Cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Oh, yeah? Well, take this! Scratch attack! Toilet cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Toilet is clogged.
I cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Grizz, what did you do? Wha? - Way to go, Crowbar Jones.
- How long have you had this?! Cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
How long has this been going on behind my furry back? Oh.
- We're gonna drown! - Ice Bear drowning.
Panda, I'm sorry.
I wanted to make you look cool.
But my art was not ready! I'm a terrible writer! I forgive you! And we totally invited you to come out! We bought tickets, but we couldn't find you! - I'm sorry! - Ice Bear was petty.
And I totally understand the toilet.
You're a shy guy.
You just needed space.
Ice Bear was wrong.
Should have shared.
Deserves drowning.
I have failed to complete self-cleaning mode.
Ice Bear-san.
Sayonara.
Fridge works now.
- Um, we cool? - Yeah, we're cool.
Sayonara, Ice Bear-san.
I'll just wait right here.
La-la-la-la-la, la-la I'm gonna move to some other la-la, la-la Hey, you done? your words go blah-blah-blah- blah-blah, blah-blah I loved you, na-na-na-na, na, na-na Don't miss you Hey, I'm just gonna dry my hair.
I'll be right out.
All right.
Dude, the entire house is gone.
Is the power out here, too? I'm sorry.
I think my hair dryer blew a fuse.
- Huh, hey, it's working! - Is your fridge on? Oh, I'm so-so-so sorry! Uh, do you wanna sleep in my room tonight? Um, I have an A/C unit that you could use, so you'll be good.
- I can sleep in the fridge tonight.
- Whoa.
Hey, brother.
I know you have issues with small spaces.
I'll sleep in the fridge.
You should just take my room.
It's okay.
It's my fault.
I Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
It's nobody's fault.
- But - Panpan, let me take the fridge.
- Thank you, Grizz.
- Okay, we're all set.
- Panda, go feast on my room.
- Goodnight.
And you can go take his perfectly air-conditioned room.
- But Ice Bear does - Bro! We're family! We share! What's mine is yours! Come on.
Now go! Shoo! Enjoy the cold air.
See you tomorrow.
Ahh! Oh, boy.
Oh, no.
This place has gotten so much worse.
Oh, is that my toothbrush? Almost there.
Oh, Grizz! Heh.
Gross.
Uber gross.
Yuck! Whew.
Wha? Huh.
Mm.
"Crowbar Jones: the Reckoning".
Crowbar Jones! He's the master of every martial art known to man.
He is skilled in the art of stealth.
He punched a guy so hard once, he sent him to space! He is Crowbar Jones! This is so bad, it's good.
What's jammed in my back? Oh, awesome! A key-lime popsicle! Ah! It's radioactive! Oh, wait.
It's a glowstick.
unts-unts-unts-unts What? I thought you ran away, thin-crust pizza.
Oh, so good to see you.
Mmm! Any of your friends still down there? Whoa! Huh? What's that? Whoa.
No.
Boring.
Too many folders.
Where is Ice Bear? Ice Bear wants answers.
Got to find a way to get out of here.
Oh, no robot snakes! They're everywhere.
I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando.
- Pando! - What? What happened? What'd I do? Wait.
What's his name? Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! - Oh, no! - What's wrong, Pando? - Is the laser not working? - Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me.
Life is meaningless.
Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer.
I'll get us out of here.
Ouch! My face.
Don't worry.
I'll break the door! Hyah! Pow.
Come on, Pando.
We got to save the world before it blows up.
This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! Hello? Hello? Konichiwa.
Uh, no my name is Grizz.
We, uh, we own the cave upstairs.
I just got a couple of questions.
This is cray-cray.
Come on, Pando! We got to stop them before they blow up the world.
We will stop them, but I got to go to the bathroom.
Don't worry, it won't take too long.
Much better.
Now let's get those evil doers.
- Crowbar Jones? - Oh, Pando.
It's been 40 years since I last saw you.
Oh, that's it! That is not me! I'll show him.
Grizz! I can't believe you think I'm just some whiny guy.
I'm not whiny.
Anyone who wants to see crying as a weakness should take a good hard look in the mirror.
I'm way more crowbar than you'll ever be.
Wait.
What the where where am I? Toilet water temperature 61 degrees.
Grizz, what am I looking at? You're looking at tomorrow's toilet, today! I mean, this toilet has everything bluetooth, seat warmer, daily horoscope.
It even has a water fountain.
All those times you were using the upstairs bathroom, I could've been down here! Why would he hide this from us? Oh, yeah, I wonder why a brother would hide something.
What are you talking about? Konichiwa, Ice Bear-san.
I can't believe it! Why have you kept this bathroom from us? - Explain this.
- Explain to Ice Bear.
Hey, what are you doing looking through my private photos? Not now, Panpan.
Got to get to the bottom of the secret-bathroom mystery.
Oh, that's funny.
I thought my name was Pando.
I saw your precious movie where you make me look like a clumsy, whiny sidekick.
Oh, uh, I can explain.
It's simple really.
That's not you.
That's Pandooo.
You're Pandaaaa.
Big difference.
Wait, what are you doing looking through my stuff? I found it on the floor of your room.
Which, by the way, is the grossest place I ever been to.
It's not gross.
It just has character.
- That doesn't make sense.
- Well, your face doesn't make sense.
Oh, yeah? Well, whatever you say - slides off me and sticks on to you.
- No Ice Bear.
Where is Ice Bear? - Oh, super creative! - Two-bear Tuesday? Three bears.
- Where is Ice Bear? - Where'd you learn that, Pan? - Well, you're acting like a big dingle! - That's it! I'm out.
I can't be in the same room with you strangers.
Good day! Ohh! - Um door's broken.
- Classic Pando.
Hey, I heard that! Sorry.
I was trying to okay.
Um.
Initiating self-cleaning mode.
Oh, come on.
You don't even have to clean it? This is what I think of your fancy toilet.
Error.
Cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Oh, yeah? Well, take this! Scratch attack! Toilet cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Toilet is clogged.
I cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
Grizz, what did you do? Wha? - Way to go, Crowbar Jones.
- How long have you had this?! Cannot complete self-cleaning mode.
How long has this been going on behind my furry back? Oh.
- We're gonna drown! - Ice Bear drowning.
Panda, I'm sorry.
I wanted to make you look cool.
But my art was not ready! I'm a terrible writer! I forgive you! And we totally invited you to come out! We bought tickets, but we couldn't find you! - I'm sorry! - Ice Bear was petty.
And I totally understand the toilet.
You're a shy guy.
You just needed space.
Ice Bear was wrong.
Should have shared.
Deserves drowning.
I have failed to complete self-cleaning mode.
Ice Bear-san.
Sayonara.
Fridge works now.
- Um, we cool? - Yeah, we're cool.
Sayonara, Ice Bear-san.