Everyone Is Doing Great (2018) s01e02 Episode Script

[water running]
[tense music playing]
[brushing teeth]
[Andrea] Really?
Yes. You-- You made
that stunt look amazing.
You'd tell me if it wasn't good, right?
Of course, I would!
Because I can just have Kelly do it,
but I wanna do it.
-It looked incredible.
-Okay.
[Michael] You know,
can I say something to you?
Yes. Anything.
I am having so much fun
working on this show.
So much more fun than I ever thought
I was gonna have. [sighs]
[Andrea] Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you said that.
Because I-- I am feeling
the exact same way.
This has been,
like, my saving grace, really.
Coming into work every day
and being able to just express myself
creatively with you.
-[Michael laughs]
-Who is-- Can I just--
-God! You're a good actor!
-Oh, come on.
[Andrea] No, you are.
And I haven't said that.
-But you are a really, really
-What?
-brilliant actor and--
-[Michael] Yeah, okay.
And it's just so much fun working
with someone who knows what they're doing!
Your work in episode two,
when you had to tell that little girl
that her mother died,
in that deadly mining explosion
[Andrea] I mean--
[Michael] I haven't seen acting like that
in a very long time.
And I was very moved.
Oh, stop it.
[Michael] I'm serious.
-Thank you.
-By the way, this is um--
[knocking on door]
-[Andrea] Oh! Shit, yes.
-Did you--
Seth, my buddy is coming over.
-Sorry, I forgot.
-Oh, okay. Sure.
-Hey, man! Sorry, I um--
-[Michael] Hey.
You made it here very fast.
You know-- Hi, sorry.
Um, hi. Do you know--
Did you--
-Michael.
-How's it going?
-Seth.
-Michael.
My old buddy, Seth.
New bud. Buds.
Um, forgot he was coming over.
-So, sorry about that.
-Oh, right. Yeah.
Well, let me get out of here.
Oh, can you get me a matcha?
[Michael] Are you kidding me?
Matcha comin' atcha. [chuckles]
-You're amazing. Mwah! Thank you.
-All right.
Do I need to be
worried about this?
Worried about it?
Well, is-- is he taking these?
He used to take them, like,
to hallucinate and stay awake.
I think he took them once or twice, but--
-Okay.
-No, no. I mean--
Did you mix these with alcohol?
It's a bad mix.
Yeah, of course. Of course.
-But, uh, yeah.
-Okay.
-So I don't need to be worried?
-No, no, no. Yeah.
But thank you for--
for having him in your place and--
-Are you kidding me?
-No, I understand that, you know,
he's been there for a month now
and I know he's your best mate
but, you know--
Listen, I want both of you guys happy
so whatever he needs me to do,
whatever you need me to do.
I just need him to call me back, you know?
Because I'm trying to set up
this mediation
so that we don't have to go to court.
And things don't have to get
any more painful than they already are.
But I can't do that
unless he calls me back, so--
Okay. Yeah, well--
From my eye, you know,
I just want to get it all done
so we don't have to--
I don't want this to get ugly.
I don't, I just--
Sure, no, I understand. So, um
You know, this is real?
Huh?
Yeah, Seth. It's real. It's--
Okay.
About as, uh, about as real as it gets.
[upbeat music playing]
[clatters]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sentimental string music playing]
[elevator dings]
-Ah-- hey! It's Seth Stewart.
-Hey!
Bring it in, baby! Come on, bring it in.
How ya doin'? [grunts loudly]
Capital prosperity.
Whole new thing.
Oh, so it's a new agency?
It's a smaller boutique agency.
Yeah, I was wondering.
I saw it on the emails.
-But I didn't know.
-Yup! Actually,
let's do a lap.
Adele does high-end cable.
Yes, I work on Netflix,
HBO, Showtime--
Nice!
-Right.
-I love all that.
You'll do recurring?
You can send me everything,
and I'll give it a read.
You'll travel?
Will you fly yourself to Atlanta?
-Um, it-- it depends on the project.
-Dave? Davey-Dave!
Yes, you got the script?
All right, great. Awesome.
-Wait. I came over to your house?
-Yeah.
-In college?
-Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah, actually,
I didn't go to college, so--
Well, I was in college.
We met at the club and you came over.
Where-- Where was this?
Thought of Seth Stewart here.
I've been with him for a long time.
When he comes to the set,
he comes to deliver. He's a good actor.
I mean, look at that skin.
He still looks good.
-Don't ya?
-Thank you.
And this is Jose.
He's a director from Honduras.
He's got a project
I'd think you'd be great for.
[speaking Spanish]
I have no idea what he's saying.
-Uh, valet, valet, valet.
-Valet?
And that's exactly what Seth can deliver.
Should we, should we go?
Yeah. Thanks, Adele, for your time.
I appreciate it.
Any time.
Well,
don't take that too seriously, all right?
They might seem a little stale there
but don't worry about it.
We'll get them to come around.
Yeah, I know.
I-- I think, um, once they
get to know me a little bit more,
they'll be a little more excited
to work with me.
Yeah, totally. I totally feel
the same way.
How are you feeling?
I-- I feel good.
I-- I-- I'm in shape.
Mm-hmm.
Um, mentally, I think I'm okay.
Right. That's great then.
And it's good to have that feeling
even when you're not bookin'.
[Jason chuckles] You know?
We just gotta get some momentum going.
Just keep the auditions comin'
and in, uh
Yeah, I-- I'm in a good spot.
[Jason] Speaking of that,
I think I have something for ya.
I'm pretty sure I can get you
an offer on this, all right?
-Oh really?
-Yes.
Shadowstabbers.
-Shadowstabbers?
-Shadowstabbers!
Like, um, it's like a slasher film?
[Jason] Erm, somewhat.
It's good. I mean,
it's got a killer death scene.
Something that's
never been done before, so
Did-- Wait, I get to play a cop?
[Jason] You get to play a cop.
-[Seth] I've never played a cop before.
-I know, it's cool.
H-He dies at the end?
-He dies.
-Wow
Not so-- Well, not so much in the end.
Well, more towards the front.
Mm-hmm.
Like, closer to the front.
You gotta keep goin' to--
No, keep goin' to the front.
Oh, it's not-- it's not at the end?
Just keep goin'. Up.
Do you know what page it-- it's on?
[Jason] Keep going. Go.
Keep going.
Yeah, keep--
Oh. Oh, here.
-Yeah.
-Here it is.
He-- He dies on page 18.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Michael Caine once said, uh,
"Don't accept death
unless it's in the last ten pages."
Michael Caine said that?
Yeah.
"First I do all
the important roles
and if there's none of those,
I do the mediocre ones.
And if there's none of those,
I do what pays the rent."
Who said that?
Michael Caine.
-[Seth] Michael Caine said that?
-Yeah.
Um yeah. I see you got--
These are female parts. Female parts.
-[Seth] Oh, okay, okay.
-[splutters] Animation,
and a voice-over animation,
and a female thing.
-[Seth] Okay.
-Sorority thing.
-That's okay.
-[Jason] Okay. Cool. Read it over.
-[Seth] Thanks.
-Let me know, okay?
Thanks. Shadowstabbers.
-Shadowstabbers!
-[Seth] Thanks.
[whooshes, chuckles]
[Jeremy] Do you mind if I take
a-- a thing? A candy?
[Hank] Oh, sure, please.
They're-- That's what they're there for.
-[Jeremy] Nice.
-[chuckles]
[wrapper crinkling]
So, Jeremy, I, uh,
think you may think
you have more than you have
in terms of, uh, total assets.
I think you'll be able to get through
the next, uh, the next month.
Is that just the checking?
Uh, that's total assets.
-Oh.
-[Hank] I see you're a little,
a little, a little shocked.
[Hank] Let me remind you
[sighs]
as I have on multiple occasions,
uh, numerous times.
You're, uh, paying 35 percent
to Uncle Sam,
ten percent to your agent,
ten to your publicist,
uh, fifteen to your manager.
You've got lawyer fees--
So-- So, like,
what percentage I guess,
of the money that I made on Eternal
do you think I-- I still have?
Because that last season,
I think it was, like, uh, I mean,
like a million dollars.
Do you remember that?
It was kinda like a big deal.
Yeah. So--
So you take that million. Right?
And 70 percent of that you're paying out.
So, what-- what's 70 percent
of a million?
-Can I borrow your calculator? Is that--
-Yeah.
Well, I can tell you.
It's 700,000 dollars.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. Which you don't get.
-Which I-- That's what I don't get.
-[Hank] Right.
Uh, there were a number
of, um, stupid investments.
Uh, the craft brewery venture.
Yeah, "Bad Hops." That was, um--
-It happened sometimes
-Yeah, "Bad Hops." Bad idea.
Yeah. Ride-share app for cats?
Y-You know cats don't like to go in cars.
-No, I think that was a scam.
-Yeah.
I guess, my question is, like, how much,
um, I actually--
[coughs] Have.
Um, I remember I put
fifty-thousand dollars down on the house.
Yeah, but since
you haven't paid the mortgage
in-- in God knows how long,
-I think you might
-Mm-hmm.
end up owing her more money
than you would get back from her.
[Jeremy] Mm-hmm.
Um, how are you?
How are you?
[Jeremy] Um,
I--
Are you stoned right now?
A little bit. Just a little bit.
It-- It may-- I may be
overstepping my boundaries.
No, please. I-- please
You could always get a job.
Yeah.
[sighs]
[scoffs]
[light music plays]
[truck horn blares]
[Seth] What the fuck?
It's still "requested"?
[siren whining]
[groans]
-[Jeremy] Oh! Sorry.
-[Seth] Hey, man. What's going on?
Sorry. Let me get that.
No, no. It's all right. I got it.
-You sure?
-No, no. It's fine, it's fine.
-You're good.
-I was just--
Thank you for, uh,
for taking out the trash.
Yeah, I just forgot to take it
all the way out, sorry.
[Seth] It's all right--
I was straining up
a little bit and then I--
-Thanks.
-Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you.
It's the least I can do, man.
Thank you.
Hey, have you talked to Andrea?
Recently?
[Jeremy] No.
No? I think she's trying
to get a hold of ya.
Yeah, I, um--
I got a bunch of calls
from her today, man.
I just don't really--
Don't really think
I can take that right now. [sighs]
-What's goin' on?
-I went to my accountant's.
And it turns out
I-- I just have no money.
I'm broke.
[Seth sighs]
Man.
[Jeremy] Yeah.
I'm sorry, dude. Broke?
Broke.
He said "you're broke."
That's, like, an actual accountant term?
Yeah. It sounds worse
when you keep saying it.
No, I know. But you know what?
Nobody wants to be broke.
Maybe you can grab some of your stuff.
And sell it.
Kill two birds with one stone.
You kind of, like, sell stuff
from the last chapter.
And get some money to help move you
through the next chapter.
I'm a little worried
about, like, going over there.
You know, what if I run into Andrea?
[Seth] You know? Dude.
I just-- I just left her.
She's at work right now.
So she's probably not gonna be back
in the house until,
gee, I don't know, hours from now?
[Seth] So if you go--
So you saw her?
[Seth] Yeah.
How-- How is she?
[clicks tongue] Well, um, she's Andrea.
She's, well, you know, she's good.
Yeah. Did she ask about me?
Sh-She asked about you.
She asked, you know, she asked,
"How's Jeremy doin'?"
She didn't say "doin',"
she did, like, uh, um, like a
"How's Jeremy?"
Maybe not like that.
It was, like, "How's Jeremy?"
I said, "Jeremy's doing good.
Jeremy's fine. He's at my place.
And, uh, he's comfortable."
[Jeremy] Oh. You told her I'm living here.
Yeah, I told her you were here.
She didn't think that was,
like, lame or anything?
No, she didn't think that was lame.
What do you mean lame?
Dude, she just crushed your heart.
Like, she just got a divorce with you.
I think she's not worried
about you being lame.
[light guitar music plays]
[Isabella] Seth?
Seth!
[Seth] Oh.
-Hi. Hi.
-Hey.
-Again? Hi.
-Oh.
Oh!
-Nice to see you again.
-You, too.
-Here.
-Better than last time.
-Yeah.
-That was so awkward.
-Oh, no, it wasn't.
-I'm so sorry.
You shouldn't have to say that.
This is, uh, a public space.
Right? So--
It actually really, it got me thinking
and I don't want it
to be awkward with you.
I want to be able to run into you
and see you, you know?
Yeah, you can see me.
-Yeah. I miss you.
-We can speak.
Oh.
I miss you.
Thank you.
I miss my bud. [chuckles]
Um, so I feel like all four of us
should be able to hang out.
I just, like-- [scoffs]
Do you know what I mean?
Just 'cause we're not
all sleeping together.
I just don't feel like
we can't be friends.
Yeah. No, no, no.
We can, um, you know, do something.
-I don't, you know--
-Like?
Um, we could--
We could--
We could go camp.
We can go camping?
Yeah.
-Okay.
-Yeah.
Well, uh, yeah, I think, you know--
-[squeals]
-Maybe, uh--
Maybe when some, um, you know,
a little more time passes by.
Yeah, yeah.
Oliver and I are going to,
like, Bali and--
Soon, for, like,
a couple weeks anyway, so
[softly] Wow. That's nice.
I'm actually, um,
I'm gonna be out of town
for a little while.
Really?
Yeah. Doin' a movie,
so I'll be working.
What movie are you doing?
Uh, it's in, uh--
It's in North Carolina.
Okay. Is this it?
-This is it!
-What's-- What is it called?
[chuckles] Shadow--
Shadowstabbers, um
Ah!
And I, uh, I play a cop.
Should be good.
-Okay--
-It'll be heroic.
After you-- After you finish your film.
-We'll-- We'll all hang--
-Yeah, when we all, you know, get back.
You guys are vacationing
and you know, I'll be working.
-Yeah, yeah.
-And, uh, when we come back
and hopefully, Jeremy and Andrea
work through their stuff.
-Yeah.
-You know?
It's good to see you.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
[both chuckle]
-All right.
-All right. Enjoy your--
-I'll see you soon.
-Your run. Yes.
Uh, good luck on the film.
-Thank you.
-All right.
[Isabella] Bye!
Bye!
[light guitar music plays]
[Seth] Is Jason Reiss available?
Hey! Uh, so, um,
I'm gonna do the movie.
[sighs]
This is my fuckin' couch.
[sighing]
Tell me it's a--
[scoffs]
Wow.
[sighs]
[grunts]
Hey, ya.
Sup, dude?
[Jeremy] Check it out, man.
Oh!
[Jeremy] She was gonna throw these out.
The Eternal posters.
Can you believe that?
Well, yeah, I can.
I just threw mine out.
-What?
-Yeah.
-When?
-Two weeks ago.
-Why?
-'Cause they're so big, look at them.
Well, yeah, that's the point.
They're awesome.
These are-- This is the first run.
This is the original print, remember?
Well, it'll-- It'll be a good sale.
You're gonna sell 'em, right?
Well, no. I was gonna--
I was gonna keep 'em.
You're gonna keep 'em? Really?
Why not sell 'em? Think about
how much money you can get for these.
-We can sign 'em. I'll sign it.
-Because they're worth more to me
than they would be to anyone else.
Wow.
-It's a keepsake.
-It's a keepsake?
I have an emotional investment in this.
But you got the whole show.
Like, DVDs and actual episodes.
I like to be reminded.
Anyway, how was your day?
Uh, it's been--
It's been a long one.
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
Mine, too.
Pretty shitty.
Yeah.
Want to get a drink?
[Isabella] I was going to.
And then he broke my heart.
So why are you here?
[Isabella] Because--
[sobs] Because I have nowhere else to go.
[cries]
[sniffs] Yeah.
-[Andrea] Oh, dude!
-Yeah?
Whoa!
-Do you reckon?
-Yeah, I reckon.
Aw, thank you.
I got goosebumps. Full-body goosies.
Why did he make you do it again?
Aw, dude. I have no idea.
I have no idea why.
And then I messaged back
and I was, like, a little bit cheeky
and I think he's, like, funny with me now.
I don't think he realized
I was being a dick head.
Oh, I've had that. Yeah, the whole
Australian-American disconnect,
like-- [squeaks]
Dude, I remember one of the first fights
I ever had with Jeremy.
It was when I called him a little--
A little bitch.
Right? You know, yeah, see?
I called him a little bitch
and, oh, dude, no, not the same here.
-It doesn't translate.
-What?
No, no. Let's get a drink, come on.
Honestly, he was, like,
"You will not talk to me like that!"
-And I was, like, I mean, in Australia
-Relax!
it's a bloody term of endearment.
[Isabella] Absolutely it is!
I'm so in shock that this,
like, you're actually,
like, you're getting a divorce.
Yeah.
-Fuck.
-Y-You know,
the examples that I've given you.
The things that he's done
that have just--
With the girls, with the social media,
with all of that.
-Yeah.
-It's just, he broke my trust.
He broke it once, and that hurt
and then he did it again,
and he did it again, and he did it again.
I can't carry him anymore
when I'm getting nothing back.
No, dude, you completely deserve someone
who's gonna motivate you
-Yeah, I know.
-and inspire you.
Like how Oliver does to me,
you know, like, he, just, he--
I am in awe of his strength.
He's just, he's the hardest worker.
You know, I've never had that before
and-- and experiencing this now,
I'm just, like--
You've never--
You've never had it before?
Are you forgetting about Seth?
You-- You think I had that with Seth?
-Seth's hard working--
-The guy who dropped
the key under the mat
and fucked off and that was it?
No conversation, no nothing.
Just, like, "Bye."
Dude!
Seth broke up with you
because he wasn't gonna wait any longer
for you to do it.
I mean, you know that. Come on.
What?
You started Picking Daisy
and the whole world changed,
understandably.
But it wasn't just Seth
that you were kinda pushing away, man.
I mean, I-- I felt that.
So I can kind of relate to that.
What the fuck?!
Where is this coming from?
Dude, come on!
What about the Tupperware thing?
-What about it?!
-You used to love that he--
He's-- He's got the--
his Tupperware obsession.
It's so weird.
-It drove you insane--
-Oh, my God!
at the end, but you loved it
in the beginning.
You know? What about when you went
to the-- the Sting concert,
you know, that he organized
for you and it was so loving
and then you called me and said that you--
we're gonna have to come up
with an excuse to not have sex with him.
That's-- That--
-That's true.
-Yeah.
-It is the truth.
-But-- But, everyone does that.
But not every time, mate.
All I'm saying is, it wasn't Seth
that just "slipped the key under the rug."
Like, that was you.
Yeah.
[Jeremy] Rips the cord
on a whole freakin' marriage.
There's no discussion. No nothing.
I have to go over there today
and pick up all my stuff.
It's just humiliating.
It doesn't make any sense.
We haven't even talked about it.
And now we're just skipping
right into this mediation bullshit.
I don't even know what it is.
Can I be honest with you here
a little bit?
-Please.
-Like, I won't hurt your feelings?
My feelings--
I don't have any feelings left.
I don't think it was something
that just happened
that probably set her off.
It's probably something that's--
that's been building
for a little while.
What do you mean?
She's probably been trying
to reach out to you for years now.
And you're just not listening to signs.
Well, she could've just said something.
We live under the same roof.
What if she did say something,
but you didn't hear it?
What, like, literally?
Like, she just said something
and I was in the next room
and didn't hear it?
It could be that, it could be visual.
[Jeremy] What could she have said,
"I want a divorce?"
And I just didn't hear it?
What was it,
I had my headphones on or something?
I don't live under your roof, man.
Don't-- Don't put me in this.
I'm not involved.
-You're in this! You're in.
-No.
No. I was not married to you guys.
You are in the middle of this.
Look, I feel, like, you're in,
like, a fog of war right now, right?
Things are, like, really, really cloudy.
The dust is still all up
in the air right now.
Once that all settles,
maybe you should take a step back
get a different perspective
of the whole thing
and say, "You know what?
Where did things start to go wrong?"
[Jeremy] I'll tell you what's happening.
She's hurt. I hurt her.
And now she's trying to punish me.
She's taking all this out on me.
And you know what,
if she wants to do that,
I can play this game.
I can do that. I can play that game.
I can be hurtful. I can be a dick.
I can make things
really, really difficult.
Watch this fuckin' shot.
[clattering]
[bartender] Hey!
You scratch one more time,
I'm throwin' you out!
You, too.
Is he talkin' to us?
[Andrea] Who is Oliver?
Do you know what I mean?
-Do you know who he is?
-I-- Yeah.
Maybe I'm over-stepping my mark here.
-I think you are!
-But I would hope
that you would say that to me
if I got myself
in that kind of situation, you know?
Just going out-- Just going after
the surface qualities.
In a man.
Fair enough.
But I just don't see what's wrong
with, you know, a guy
that, like, has his shit together.
Like, what's wrong with that?
He's a man. And he's got it sorted.
Um, he's-- he takes care of what, him--
-So he's hot.
-Yeah.
-So-- So he's hot.
-Yeah.
He's famous.
-Yeah.
-He's talented.
No, what? No. That's really mean.
-That is not--
-Let me ask you this--
Did you sleep with him on the first date?
That's what I mean.
This is what you do.
I'm your friend.
I'm picking up the patterns.
I think that was a really low blow.
And I think that you're not coping
with things right now.
And it's making you be mean and lash out.
And hurt me.
-And it does hurt.
-Oh, dude, you--
And I think you just decided
to choose Seth's side to hurt me.
You broke up the band, Isabella.
You wanted to go
and find a new boyfriend
because you didn't want
to be with Seth anymore!
No, I did not!
And now everything is fucking broken!
-Everyone is broken up!
-And you? No, no, no.
You three. You three and me.
That's what it's always been.
I'm so fucking sick of it.
I'm sick of hearing about it.
I'm so fucking sick
of this weird, fuckin',
like, fuckin', like, dynamic
between you three.
I'm-- I'm over it.
I'm done. And honestly, the three of you
need to really have, like,
a long, hard look at yourselves.
Because you're gonna
start losing your friends.
The ones that are left. Starting with me.
[sniffs]
Do you want some rosé?
Because I'm sick of the red.
Yeah. I'm sick of it.
She's seeing someone else, man.
That's what it is.
There's someone else. I know it.
-Jeez, man!
-I know it.
I think it's that Michael Niccolli.
Dude from the show. Feds.
I went over there today and there was
two wine glasses on the patio.
Kitchen is completely renovated.
Okay? Not just some touches
here and there.
Renovated.
Yeah, because girls
never hang out and drink wine
or redecorate the house or anything.
That-- That never happens.
This is, like, a construction job, right?
She knew this was coming.
She knew that she was gonna leave me.
So she just waited to do all of it
until she could get me out of the house.
And she can start a new life
with this other guy.
Hey. You're-- You're talking
crazy talk right now.
I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you one thing.
If that's-- If that's what she's doin',
then I'll bring that shit up
in mediation. Huh?
How do you think that'll go in mediation?
I-I think that's a terrible idea
to bring it up.
-I think it's a good idea.
-Again, fog of war, man.
We're supposed to talk about
who's getting what.
Hey, fog of war.
You're in the fog of war right now.
-You're right, it is a war.
-You're making a lot of drastic decisions.
-It's a battle.
-Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you somethin'.
Are you prepared to lose Andrea forever?
What do you mean?
I'm just asking, man.
Are you prepared to lose her, forever?
Of course not.
All right, 'cause that's the path
you're on right now.
All right? 'Cause you have
two choices right now.
All right, the first
whether you bite the bullet,
salvage your friendship,
and you take it
as an opportunity for growth.
Right? And the second one is
you continue to fight it
and eventually you fold.
And then you're fucked.
You've lost Andrea forever. Right?
And right now you're on path two, man.
You want to be on path one,
go to the mediation.
-What was path two again?
-[sighs]
-You're fucked with path two, man.
-I just-- I can't remember.
Seth Stewart?
Hi.
Hey.
April.
April! That's right! Hi, how are ya?
I'm good.
You, uh, look fantastic.
[April] You look the same.
-Who is that?
-This is, uh--
April.
-April!
-Casting.
-Hi.
-Jeremy.
[Seth] Jeremy.
April. April, Jeremy.
Were you, uh, casting today?
[April] No, actually. I got fired.
-Hey, Leroy?
-Yeah
Can we order some pillow-fuckers?
This is the pillow-fucker!
We made a drink out after you.
This is such an honor.
How does he know I'm a pillow-fucker?
How does he know I had a pillow--
-[Leroy] It's good, right?
-Yeah, that was great.
It makes you uncomfortable at first
but then it feels really good.
-What's in it?
-Uh, we use blue curacao, vodka,
and, uh, shame.
You erased the tape?
-Oh, my God. Get over here.
-[laughs]
No, that's what I told casting.
But I actually stole it.
To Seth and his success.
[all] Cheers!
To Seth Stewart and his amazing career
and his wonderful physique.
He is hot stuff!
[April] Yes!
[laughing, whooping]
[all] Pillow-fuck the bar!
Pillow-fuck the bar!
[grunts]
[Isabella] Okay, all right
Oh, my God. Oh, God!
I owe you an apology.
I'm really sorry, man.
I-- I said all that stuff
because, really, I'm-- I'm--
I was jealous of you
-What?!
-When we were in Home and Away,
I wanted to be just like you
I used to watch the show
when I wasn't on it.
And I always wanted to be
just like you
Why?
and I don't know why I said
all that stuff to you
but I think I'm just--
Okay, okay. You need to listen to me.
Listen to me.
-Are you listening to me?
-Ow!
-Are you okay?
-Ow!
I feel like I made
the biggest mistake that I--
You haven't!
Listen to me. You--
Okay, okay. Good, you're good.
Girl, no you're not good.
God, you're cute when you're drunk.
Look.
There's one thing you need to know.
You're so amazing.
Please don't say that
because I really don't want it.
You are!
-I'm not right now.
-I love you. I love you!
And I love your heart.
I love you, man.
-Why?!
-Yeah, no, because, no just let me say it.
But I love you and I love Oliver.
-Do you?
-Yeah.
I love Seth.
I love Seth.
I love Jeremy.
I just miss my friend.
I miss my buddy.
Yeah.
I don't have him anymore
and this is where he usually sleeps,
right there,
and now I don't have him anymore.
[sniffs]
You're doing the right thing.
'Cause those boys have got
a lot of growing up to do.
I love them.
-Yeah.
-A lot of growing up.
What if I made a mistake though, bro?
[sniffles]
There's no way to know it, you know?
["Hey Jacques!" by Babetown plays]
[music ends]
[sighs]
[grunting]
[chuckles]
[Jeremy on TV] You ready for this?
-Mm. As ready as I'll ever be.
-[Seth] Nice.
[urinating]
picking up the
latest fashions.
Mm-hmm. I love you.
[Jeremy on TV] And I love you.
God. Oh, God.
-[Jeremy exhales]
-[April] It's so emotional.
I just wanna, like, be there.
[whispering] Did you--
Did I what?
Did you--
No.
There's a condom in the trash can.
-[Jeremy] Was it your condom?
-[Seth] You know where my condoms are.
[Jeremy] I blacked out.
[Seth] You might've found one and used it.
[Jeremy] You might have.
What did you do?
I don't know,
but I don't even use condoms.
That's disgusting, dude.
You should always use condoms.
-Always?
-Why do you not use condoms?
With your wife?
Oh, fuck. You were married.
Yeah.
[April sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
-Fine.
-[April] Fine.
["Hey Jacques!" by Babetown playing]