Mating Season (2026) s01e02 Episode Script

1
[majestic music playing]
[narrator] For all of Earth's creatures,
the greatest pursuit
isn't food or shelter.
It's finding a mating partner.
In the tropical forests of New Guinea,
the male bird of paradise
does a whimsical dance to woo a female.
Hey, look at me!
I'm a big face! Are you horny yet?
[narrator] In the majestic Serengeti,
the male hippopotamus impresses
the object of his affection
by showering her with his feces.
Oh my God. This is like a fairy tale.
[narrator] And high
in the mountains of China,
the female panda makes the first move.
No time for foreplay. We're going extinct.
Let's do this Panda Express.
[narrator] But for some animals,
the biggest obstacle
to finding a partner is themselves.
I can't believe it's been three weeks
since Olivia left me.
-[narrator] This unimpressive beta male…
-Huh?
[narrator] …is faced with another
mating season all alone.
Wait, are… are you filming this?
[narrator] And failure to mate
could mean the end of a bloodline.
Stop narrating at me! Get out of my room!
[narrator] A fate worse than death.
-I'm serious! Leave me alone! [roars]
-[narrator] Oh, shit!
["Fooled Around and Fell In Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
[song fades]
[Josh] Ugh. Yep, I can see it.
-What?
-Hibernation's gonna be here again.
And I'll have to sleep all by myself,
spooning a rock.
-Buddy, Joshy, you know what you gotta do?
-Meet a rock?
No! You gotta get back on the horse!
Mmm! You know,
I've always wanted to date a horse.
No, dumb-dumb, I meant you gotta
get back to dating, pronto.
But how would I even meet somebody?
It seems impossible.
Oh yeah, it is.
-It's a nightmare.
-Ugh.
The dating sites, they're a shitshow
filled with the detritus of society.
I thought it was "de-tritus."
Fun fact, it can actually
be pronounced either way.
Not this fucking owl again.
-Yeah, you're not a part of the group.
-Sure I am!
Oh my God, get lost!
-Yeah, we are not friends!
-We will be!
-[Fawn] Jesus!
-[Ray] This fucking guy!
Look, Josh, I'm just saying,
avoid the dating sites.
They'll kill your spirit.
So what the hell am I supposed to do?
Look around, Josh.
There's a whole bar full of single ladies
just waiting for you to bother them.
They do seem like they want
unsolicited male attention, don't they?
Everybody does! They're dying for it!
Come on, let's go bother some chicks!
-Ugh, I wish I was a straight male.
-No, you don't.
Yeah, I don't. It's just that I never
meet anyone at the Watering Hole.
You know what we should do?
Let's go to the Beaver Dam.
-The perfectly named lesbian bar?
-Yes!
Okay, I don't know. Everyone there
is so cool and intimidating.
I just end up sitting all alone.
I'll be there! I'll be your wing-deer!
-And I'll be your wing-owl!
-Oh my God!
Lesbians love me! I'm an owl-ly!
-Dude, you're not coming with us!
-Please choke on a rat and die!
I love our dynamic!
Okay, Ray's Guide
to Flirting with Females.
-It's a dance. It's a game.
-You mean like the Hokey Pokey?
No, no, it's sophisticated.
You lean in, you lean out.
-Ray, that's the Hokey Pokey!
-Stop saying Hokey Pokey!
That's literally what it's all about.
My point is, you want to be nice,
but not too nice.
Generous, but stingy.
-Okay.
-Okay, imagine you're a chiropractor.
A chiropractor?
You're not a doctor,
but you're not a regular guy.
-Okay.
-Now, let's find you a dance partner.
Ooh, what about her? She's pretty.
Yeah, but I think
she might have a drug problem.
[yelling] Whoo! Now that's some good ant!
Oh, addiction's a disease.
Ooh, what about that bobcat?
Her primordial pouch is high and tight.
-Is that good?
-[suggestively] It's not bad.
I do like her glasses.
Well, don't tell her that!
You gotta do the dance!
Whew. Okay, here we go.
Hokey Pokey, generous but stingy.
I'm a chiropractor.
-[Josh] Hey!
-Hey!
-Uh, your spine is bad?
-What?
Turn around, put your right neck in.
-And I'll crack it.
-Crack my neck?
-Just here--
-Get the hell off me, asshole!
I'm a chiropractor! Ow, my breast!
Oof. That went poorly.
-Hi, Ray.
-Macey!
I didn't realize it was gorgeous o'clock.
-[giggles] Ray, that's not a real time!
-[laughing]
I had so much fun the other night.
Me too, mamá, también.
-But I have a problem.
-What?
I did leave
my favorite underwear at your house.
Uh-oh. Macey made a boo-boo.
-You're so stupid.
-[both laughing]
Hey, Ray, should I be here for this?
You're fully hard.
-I know, shush.
-[giggles]
Could I come over sometime
and pick 'em up?
-Oh, how's Friday?
-Pretty perfect.
-Leading into Saturday morning.
-Ray!
-[laughs] You're so bad.
-Oh…
But, yeah,
I'll see you and my undies then.
You bet you will.
[both laughing]
See? The dance.
[sighs] Yeah,
I don't think I'm a good dancer.
Maybe I just devote my life
to masturbation.
Ah, yes, a noble pursuit,
but we're not there yet.
You, my friend,
are hitting the dating sites.
-But Fawn says she hates them.
-Ehhh.
That's only because
they're really dangerous for women.
-Oh.
-Oh, don't be sad. We're guys.
We're safe.
[rock music playing in background]
[sighs] See?
This happens every time I come here.
-I don't know how to approach these girls.
-Come on.
I can't hang with the roller derby crew
'cause my ankles are too weak.
-Check me!
-Launch me!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[all cheering]
-They are impressive.
-And the activist group is super intense.
Humans are animals too!
Stop shitting on their lawns!
-Okay, well, what about those girls?
-The Foraging Club?
-They're like ten out of ten cool.
-[Fawn] Are they?
[Penelope] And that boar?
She is one smoking hot piece of bacon.
Perfect! Let's go talk to her!
What? No! I can't just walk up to her
and shoot my shot! I will miss!
Well, lucky for you, I'm here.
No. This is not…
This is a lesbian community.
-Hi, ladies!
-Hi, buddies!
What's up, Legs?
Well, I was just wondering,
what exactly
does your foraging club forage?
Come over and I'll whisper it in your ear.
Mushrooms!
Yeah, mushrooms.
Red reishi, chanterelles, black trumpets.
Wow, your funny little friend
knows a lot about fungi.
She really does. And she's single.
Like, did you know there's an underground
mycelium network that talks to plants…
[Fawn] Penelope. Pen.
…and some mushrooms
can grow up to sex inches!
I mean, six inches in a single gay!
I mean, day!
-Girl, you hilarious.
-[tittering]
And you're taller than me.
You know, we've got a forage tomorrow.
-Y'all should come.
-[gasps]
Oh! Digging around
in the dirt isn't really my thing.
Oh, we'll be there!
Nice. We only have one rule, though.
Good vibes only.
Good vibes only
For we are sisters of the soul ♪
Oh, I forgot. There's a second rule.
Only one guitar.
But with two, we could have a joyful jam
And make our spirits whole ♪
This bitch always wants to jam.
This bitch always wants to jam ♪
God, I told you these girls were cool.
Jam, jam, jam ♪
Blow a horn or bang a pan
Join in the jam ♪
Okay, there is a dating site
for every animal.
-You got OK Rooted for the subterraneans.
-Okay.
Hello, gorgeous.
Want to get out of here and ruin a garden?
And Field is if you're looking
for a group situation.
-Oh!
-In a field, of course.
Hey, man! You wanna doink my wife?
Yeah!
-And this, my friend, is Tinklr.
-Tinklr?
-Classic urine-based matches.
-Huh.
Animals pee on the tree.
You smell their pheromones…
Wait a minute.
Isn't Tinklr just for hookups?
Excuse you! I met my wife here.
She's a total shrew.
[laughing] That's our little joke.
We're shrews.
Oh, yeah. We're shrews.
-Aw, they're weird.
-Just sniff the tree, Joshy.
-[sniffing]
-[ethereal twinkling]
[in husky voice] The name's Debbie.
Profile says I'm 25.
I'm 58. I don't know how to change it.
Don't talk to me while you bang me.
And, yes, I'll be smoking
this cigarette the whole time.
-[coughs]
-Ah, no, thank you.
[Ray] Really?
I am Siberian lynx.
I need $600 for Walnut gift card.
I sexual you for return.
-She seems intriguing.
-No, no, no, no, no. It's a scam.
She's catfishing you.
Oh shit! They're on to me.
[sighs] Maybe Tinklr isn't for me.
-Come on! Third sniff's the charm.
-Okay.
Hi, I'm Kiki. Um, I'm a coyote.
Sorry.
[laughs] I'm so bad at dating sites.
I love sushi, uh, little dogs,
unattended toddlers…
Oh my God, I'm so boring.
Bye!
Oh, she seems so sweet.
Piss on the tree! See you if you match.
Ah, shit. It's an upside-down butt.
That's a heart. That's good.
Means you got a date.
Really? It's that easy?
For tall guys, yeah.
-[uplifting music playing]
-[sniffing]
Ooh!
This soil is so moist and rich with iron!
[hesitatingly] And you like that?
[laughs] Oh, I love it!
Face down, ass up
with a bunch of lesbians.
Pardon my French, but I'm so wet,
you could slip a whole hoof in me.
-Penelope!
-I said "pardon my French."
And look at this beauty.
A Suillus americanus!
Whoa, Penelope! Nice root structure.
Yeah, technically they're not roots.
They're mycelium.
Well, technically, you're adorable.
Oh my god, technically
I'm so happy you said that.
-All right, my work here is done.
-Wait, hold on, Legs.
-You don't gotta go nowhere.
-Yeah, I, I…
I'm just gonna
leave you dirt munchers to it.
-If that's okay to say.
-It's not.
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-[squelch]
Ew! I stepped on something squishy.
I think it's poop.
-Holy shit, you found a morel!
-She did?
-Well, is that good?
-It's incredible! Girl, you're a natural.
-Oh.
-Okay, well, no, let's not go crazy.
She stepped on it.
She thought it was shit.
Yo, everybody! Legs found a morel!
-I did!
-She thought it was shit.
Fawn is the Mushroom Queen ♪
It was an accident, I found way more ♪
This is not a fucking duet ♪
I thought you wanted to jam, you bitch ♪
Come on, Legs. You can't leave now.
You're on a roll.
[chuckles] Well, I mean,
if I'm the Mushroom Queen, I guess I…
should remain at court with my subjects.
[all muttering excitedly]
Well, if you're the Mushroom Queen,
the mushrooms would be your subjects.
-[laughs] Not the cool lesbians.
-[squelch]
Okay! Now that, that is poop.
[Josh] Ugh, nope.
Literally every time I wear a tie,
I look like Yogi Bear.
Yeah, Yogi Bear fucks.
And Kiki is a lucky coyote.
You really think so?
Honestly, if I didn't think it would
absolutely obliterate our friendship,
-I'd fully make love to you, Josh.
-[chuckles]
No, you're just saying that…
No, I'm serious!
I'd do all the stuff, front and back.
Oh, that's very generous. Thank you, Ray…
Now, just remember
what I said about your big date.
No sauces because I am a sloppy boy.
-And don't mention Olivia.
-Right.
Right, right, no Olivia.
-Ah! There it is.
-Oh God. Is that a box full of underpants?
A box full-- No, that's disgusting.
This is my box full of treasured memories.
-Really?
-Each pair of silken underthings
represents a beautiful night
with a beautiful--
-God damn it! Oh shit.
-What? What? What's wrong?
I think I might have sold
Macey's underwear.
But I thought each pair
was a "treasured memory."
Yeah, Josh, I'm a romantic,
but I'm also a small business owner.
-Of course, yeah.
-Now, let's see.
Macey's under… Oy vavoy!
-What?
-I sold Macey's underpants to Creepy Dave!
"Creepy Dave"? How'd he get that name?
Oh, well, I think Dave
is probably short for "David."
-Oh, and also he's a huge fucking creep.
-Uh-huh. That checks out.
-[sensual rock song playing]
-Bend down and get it, baby ♪
[Fawn sniffing sensually] Mmm…
I have never been
so jealous of a clump of dirt.
Am I doing it right?
Oh, baby, you're perfect.
Okay, come on, ladies.
Is this a foraging club
or a hit-on-Fawn club?
-Why can't it be both?
-Ugh.
Hey, Legs, what do you say after this,
you and me get a drink?
Ugh, I'd love a drink.
My mouth is full of dirt.
Yeah, you do have a dirty mouth,
don't you, girl?
-[Fawn] That's funny.
-You know she's not even a lesbian?
I've heard almost all animals
exhibit bisexual behavior.
Not Fawn! She's strictly dickly.
Penelope, what's going on?
You don't like pussy or mushrooms!
I do! If they're cooked in a Marsala.
You don't fucking know anything, okay?
You know what this is?
-[scoffs] What?
-Hen of the Woods.
-You know what this is? Red reishi.
-You're not giving me time to answer!
Know what this is? A rock! Trick question!
-What is wrong with you?
-With me?
-Yeah!
-I'll tell you what.
You're stealing my thing!
-You don't belong here!
-[lesbians gasping]
You're breaking rule number one.
You're coming in here with bad vibes.
-Seriously, Penelope.
-Your ass needs to leave.
You know what? Fine, "lesbians."
But I'm taking my Hen of the Woods!
And I'm taking this rock!
And guess what? I'm taking Nancy's guitar!
No! I couldn't have children.
This guitar is all I have.
-Jesus, Penelope!
-You made Nancy talk?
You…
Ugh! You can all eat my juicy asshole.
Except for you, Fawn! No butt for you!
I don't even want butt!
-[cork pops]
-[Josh] Kiki, I just gotta say this.
I was so nervous
about trying the dating sites.
But I am having a really excellent time.
Me too. I love your tie.
Oh my God.
It took forever for me to get it right.
Olivia used to do it for me.
Oh! God, I'm sorry. I…
I wasn't supposed to talk about my ex.
Or eat sauces.
-Fuck!
-Relax, Josh. You're doing great.
-I am?
-Yeah, but I have a confession.
-I know who you are.
-What, uh…
-[laughs nervously] What do you mean?
-I know what you did to Carson.
-How you bit off his wiener.
-Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was purely an accident.
-No, I like it. It's hot.
-That is not me.
In fact, I'm kind of into bear play.
Um, bear play. Yes.
I also like that and know what it is.
[sensually] Why don't you roar for me?
Uh… roar?
Come on. Put your dick into it.
-Roar!
-[laughs nervously] Okay.
[roaring loudly]
Oh, yeah! Now push me!
-[grunts softly]
-Harder! Pin me to the ground!
-I thought we could just cuddle--
-No!
-Break me open like I'm a jar of honey.
-Oh! Oh! Oh! That sounds sticky!
[menacingly] Ravage me
like I'm a fucking campsite!
Nope, nope. I…
[yelps] I can't do this. I am sorry.
Why the hell are you even on Tinklr
if you don't want to get freaky?
[voice fading] I'm looking for love!
Ugh! Stupid Fawn.
Good luck foraging with Alex
when I've picked
every mushroom in the forest.
-[disembodied voices] Penelope…
-Huh?
-[disembodied voices] Penelope…
-Who is that?
[mycelia] We are the Mycelium Network.
We are everywhere. And we see everything.
Holy shit!
[mycelia] And, girlfriend…
[threateningly] We need to have a word.
Ahh!
Oof! Oh…
Whoa.
It really does go on forever and ever.
[nervously] Hey, Dave!
[creepily] It's Creepy Dave.
Oof. Right. Gave me the shivers.
[chuckles] Of course. Creepy Dave, yes.
[normally] What do you want?
I'm making soup.
Yes, soup, the creepiest of foods.
Let me first start by saying that you,
Creepy Dave, are an excellent customer.
-Uh-huh.
-And I value your business.
-Get to it.
-You see, I'm in a bit of a bind.
I sold you a pair of pink lace underpants
that belong to
this lovely marmot I'm-a-courting.
-And, mmm, I need them back.
-No way.
Okay, Creepy Dave,
please, uh, be reasonable.
-You know, you paid 15 shiny bottle caps.
-Uh-huh.
And I, to get them back, will give you 30.
-Not interested!
-That's a-- Okay, 45.
Look, man. I like the panties.
I might even love them.
You love them?
I can't explain it,
but they understand me.
-Oh…
-And I'm keeping them.
-You're wearing the undies.
-More like they're wearing me, pal.
-Uh-huh.
-Come on, Margaret.
Are the panties "Margaret"
or your schmeckle?
-Time for some beef barley.
-Oh, no, no, no.
-[soup sizzling]
-[moaning]
That hurts just right.
That's gonna blister up good.
Man, oh man, Creepy Dave,
you always deliver.
[mycelia] Girlfriend, what is up with you?
So angry, girlfriend.
Well, yeah. The Foraging Club
was supposed to be my thing.
And now they're all, like,
in love with Fawn.
[mycelia] This Fawn sounds hot.
What's her deal?
-Oh my God.
-[mycelia laughing] We jest, little fox.
We jest.
But answer us this.
Can the foragers only like one of you?
Well, no. But, yeah.
I mean, that's kind of how it feels.
[mycelia] That's a scarcity mindset.
Scarcity mindset?
[mycelia] The idea that there's
a limited amount of resources.
-A limited amount of love.
-But…
[sighs] I like Alex.
And it seems like she likes Fawn.
[mycelia] But is Alex
the only lesbian in the forest?
No, Mycelium Network.
Of course, there are a lot more.
[mycelia] And that's an abundance mindset.
Okay! I get it!
[mycelia] Love begets more love.
Mushrooms beget more mushrooms.
We multiply. We grow.
Yeah, you do.
-[mycelia] And soon, we will rise.
-What's that?
[mycelia menacingly] We're everywhere.
Listening. Learning.
Oh, okay. You know what?
I actually have to go.
[mycelia] Soon, it is we
who will put you in the Marsala!
-[mycelia laughing menacingly]
-[Penelope] Okay! Thanks!
-[liquid pouring]
-[Josh sighs]
-I think maybe I'll just die alone.
-Don't talk that way! You're a catch.
[laughs] No, he's not.
He's an unemployed layabout.
Joshy, do you remember that cute grizzly
Sarah that you went to cub school with?
You mean the one who used
to lick her own belly till it was bald?
-Something was off with that girl.
-Well, her mom and I got together--
-Get on with it, Ellen!
-Husband, I am trying.
And we think you should go
on a date with Sarah.
What? No! Sarah was weird.
She told everyone
that she could breathe underwater.
She's creative!
And, apparently, she just
got out of a long relationship too.
-You have something in common!
-Ugh, Mom! I don't wanna.
Well, you're gonna. I can't have you
moping around here all the time.
Kid, go on the date!
She's never gonna relent.
Fine, okay? I'll go out with weird Sarah.
But I am not happy about it.
Who cares?
[door opening]
-[nervously] Hey.
-Hi!
-You okay?
-Yeah.
-[sighs] I'm sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
-I feel like I was a bad wing-deer.
-No!
I mean, yeah, I guess you were bad.
I think I just got carried away
with all the attention.
I mean those lesbians,
it's like they all wanted to finger me,
but they also respected me?
-Yeah! It's intoxicating.
-No, but it really is.
And I got jealous.
But you know what?
There's enough fingering for everyone.
-Okay, wisdom!
-[laughing]
-I love you.
-I love you too.
And I also know
there's somebody out there for me.
-I guess it's just not Alex.
-Did you know she's actually married?
-What?
-Yeah!
-To Nancy, the guitar lady!
-[gasps]
They have a deeply upsetting relationship.
No shit! Ugh.
Alex and Nancy.
-Apparently, Nancy comes from money.
-Oh.
[laughs] Yeah, that tracks.
[kissing and moaning]
-Can I tell you a secret?
-Yeah.
I left my panties here on purpose
so I could see you again.
[laughs] Oh, I had a feeling.
-So?
-So, sex now?
[giggles] First, give me my underpants
so I can put them on,
and then you can take them off.
Oh, that sounds… That sounds so fun, but…
[laughs nervously]
-You're gonna think this is so funny.
-[giggles] Okay.
-I actually…
-[both laughing]
I sold them!
You sold my underwear?
I very much did, yes, but you can
take any pair you want from this box…
-Ew!
-I'll even throw in this rusty thermos.
Oh my God!
You have a whole box of used underpants?
Oh, no. No, no, no.
-Macey, these are my treasured memories.
-That you sold to some pervert?
Dave's not a pervert. He's a creep.
He poured soup into your underwear.
-Ew! Oh my God!
-Does that make you feel any better?
-Ugh, no! I thought you were cute and fun.
-I am cute and fun.
You're sad and disgusting, Ray.
And on behalf of all the females
in the forest, I am taking these!
-What? No! Not my treasured stink box!
-Ugh!
You do not get to sell any more panties,
you repulsive trash panda!
Okay, that is a slur, and it's hurtful.
But just to be clear, so…
so we're not having sex again?
-Yes.
-Yes, we are?
-No!
-No, we are?
-No, we're not having sex!
-Why not?
-Because! You're Creepy Ray! Ugh!
-[door slams]
[sighs] I'm so sorry
I brought the bad vibes yesterday.
I think I was just caught up
in a scarcity mindset?
Okay. Someone's been talking to mushrooms.
They're smart, but evil.
But now I understand.
There's enough love for everyone.
Now those are some good vibes.
Hit it, baby.
[mellow acoustic music playing]
With our noses deep in Mother Earth
And our tails to Sister Moon ♪
Though we'll never
Hear children's laughter ♪
We fill the air with our joyful tune… ♪
Hey, Penelope, don't look now,
but that armadillo over there
with the nose ring been checking you out.
[gasps] Oh my God! She is!
Launch me! Ahh!
-Oof!
-[grunts]
-[nervously] Hello there.
-Hey, how you doing?
-[mellow acoustic guitar continues]
-Foraging for love ♪
-Josh?
-[gasps] Sarah?
You look incredible!
-Your belly is--
-Not bald anymore?
-Yeah.
-[laughs]
But don't worry,
I can still breathe underwater.
-[both laugh]
-I didn't… I didn't even remember that.
-Cool.
-Milady.
Oh, thank you. Such a gentleman.
Yeah, my ex trained me well.
Oop, nope!
I am not supposed to talk about Olivia.
Oh my God!
My friends told me not to talk about Liam.
And to avoid sauces,
since I'm a dribbly girl.
-Well, you are looking at a sloppy boy.
-[giggles]
-It's not our fault. It's the sauces.
-They're so gloopy!
-Mr. and Mrs. Gloop, huh?
-[both laughing]
No, but seriously, I mean, why aren't we
allowed to talk about our exes?
Yes! Why is that a rule?
Right? They were, like,
very important animals in our lives!
-You can't just erase that.
-And why would you want to?
Olivia used to make me my berry bowl
while I was still in the bathroom,
so as soon as I was empty,
I could get full again.
Uh, sorry, was that gross?
[laughs] No. It's beautiful.
Liam used to pick the bugs out of my fur,
eat 'em, say they tasted sweet like me.
How is it possible
that she loved me one day,
and then suddenly she didn't?
Well, sometimes I wonder
if Liam ever even loved me at all.
-[both sobbing]
-Oh, my heart hurts!
It's like physical pain, right?
It's not just up here.
It's like my whole over here.
Yeah, and over here too.
-So, are you guys not ready to order?
-[sobbing continues]
I'm so sorry, Josh, but I don't think
I should be dating right now.
-[sobbing continues]
-[sighs] Okay, I'll come back.
My friends said
I should get back out there.
-[sobbing] I'm clearly not ready!
-[sobbing] I know! It's so hard!
[Josh] And as Sarah compulsively licked
the hair off her own belly,
I realized I'm in the same boat.
I need to work on myself
before I can even think about dating.
Well, when you are ready,
I know there's somebody out there for you.
-You think?
-Yeah, love is abundant.
-So are the tater tots during happy hour!
-[Fawn] Ugh! Dude!
-Should we get an order to share?
-Oh! Leave us alone!
But no ketchup for Josh.
He's a sloppy boy. [laughing] Remember?
How do you even know that?
I'm following you! You're my guy!
We don't even know your name.
It's Geoffrey! With a G!
And you're Creepy Ray!
Oh God. Were you in my house?
I'm everywhere!
-[Penelope] Go away, Geoffrey!
-[Ray] Get lost!
-I feel like I'm growing on you--
-[smack]
[Geoffrey] Oh shit!
-[raunchy rock song playing]
-Bend down and get it, baby ♪
Bend down, root around
Till you find something humongous ♪
You know I like it dirty, girl ♪
Baby, give me your nasty fungus ♪
Pick it, lick it
Stick it in your basket ♪
Pick it, lick it
Give me that tasty treat ♪
I said pick it, lick it
Stick it in your basket ♪
Pick it, lick it
Give me that mushy meat ♪
-[raunchy rock music continues]
-[singer grunting]
[rock music fades]