A Week Away (2025) s01e04 Episode Script
It Is Well
1
God, please save me.
Please don't let him find us.
Jake has initiated the 4:13 Challenge!
4:13! 4:13!
So this is the part
where they tell us this is a cult, right?
The 4:13 Challenge
is based on the verse,
"I can do all things through
Christ who strengthens me."
Derek! I am finished with my drum.
Thank you, Derek.
Many have tried.
Many have failed.
The 4:13 Challenge can only be attempted
by the team leaders.
If the team leader completes
the task in the allotted time,
that team will be awarded 500 points!
Bring me the scrolls
and bring me the leaders,
only the faithful and
none of the cheaters.
The first of three clues.
You must find all the clues
and then learn the lesson therein.
And remember, you must be silent
throughout the entire challenge.
If not, you'll be eliminated.
Yeah, Jake's never going to make it.
Neither will Savannah.
Do you accept the 4:13 Challenge?
It's okay to speak now
because we haven't begun.
I accept.
Go to back to your places.
It's gonna be a great day!
This cult documentary is gonna be a hit.
The challenge begins now!
Go, team, go.
Savannah!
You must remain silent.
And you didn't.
Therefore, you're out!
No. I'm out.
All right, what do we got?
"Steady your feet where
the rail meets the sky--"
"Like Paul in the--"
Oo hoo hoo, he's got it!
He's got it.
"Like Paul in the storm,
hold your faith high."
Let's go!
I've been on mountain tops ♪
I've been in valley lows ♪
I've been in the between,
nowhere to go ♪
I've felt You all around me ♪
And I felt all alone, but I ♪
I always come home ♪
'Cause I know we were made for this ♪
To jump and fly and fall and then ♪
To lift each other up again ♪
I know we were made for this ♪
To jump and fly and fall ♪
And most of all ♪
To love ♪
To love and to be loved ♪
To love, to love ♪
We were made for this ♪
To love, to love ♪
And to be loved ♪
To love, to love ♪
We were made
for this ♪
This is great.
This is a disaster.
It has turned not just your camp,
but our entire faith into a joke.
Well, that seems a bit extreme.
I mean, doesn't it say something
that this kid is willing to be
dyed green to be baptized?
No!
Bog!
- Ma'am.
- Bog, I'm right here.
Sorry, ma'am.
I want you to find out who did this.
Absolutely.
And when you do,
you know what to do.
Yeah.
I kill 'em.
Yes-- no.
Gosh, no.
You-- you-- you bring them to me.
Right.
And you kill 'em.
No!
No one's getting killed.
Should this guy be working here?
Don't worry, ma'am.
I won't let you down.
And I won't kill 'em.
That should go without saying!
Okay.
Don't you think you're
overreacting just a little bit, maybe?
I mean, look how happy he is.
I don't want happy.
You got fun coming out
the wazoo at this camp.
I need tears, real tears.
This-- this was supposed to be my
emotional centerpiece
that I presented to the board.
And now I got nothing.
Well, I don't know about nothing--
I've got an idea.
I thought this was your idea.
Yeah, but this is a better one.
I'm diving in, I'm going deep ♪
in over my head, ♪
Guys, hey, is it time to
do the thing, the song?
Ooo, we'd love to do the thing,
but he's got a thing
Next-- next time.
Look, he's ready.
He's got-- he's ready.
He's got it.
She's really into this.
- I know, right?
- Eww.
What's it say? What's it say?
Yo, yo, yo.
"Fast as the wind,"
"you can add stall,"
"glide to the end"
"but careful not to fall?"
What does that even mean?
Yeah, yeah, it's looking like a--
little sketch, little sketch.
That looks,
don't do that, maybe.
One foot in front of the other,
you got this.
- You got this.
- See, see? Look at her.
Yeah, you got this.
- No, Lennie, Lennie!
- No, she does not.
Okay, follow me one more time.
Follow again.
Yeah, you know, it looks like
you have a minor concussion.
Doing the 4:13 challenge again this week
is just not gonna happen.
But it's-- this my last year.
I know, I know, and I'm so sorry.
It's just too big of a risk.
You're gonna have to take it easy.
Okay, thank you.
You're taking this really well.
Well,
we got to practice
what we preach, you know?
That's a really beautiful perspective.
Hey, can you give us a second?
Hon, this is my office.
I'm just really worried about my friend.
Okay, I will go check on someone else.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thanks for checking on me.
You know, I'm actually pretty bummed--
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Listen, I have an idea.
I call it Project Max.
- That sounds--
- Genius, I know, but I need your help.
Actually, the camp needs your help.
I don't have to be the one to tell you
that camp is in trouble
and that green baptism fiasco
did not do us any favors.
None, not at all, okay?
We need an image of
before and after, okay,
to show how powerful this place is.
You have a good
relationship with Max, right?
And you have footage?
I have candid stuff of us hanging out.
If you can get Max on camera saying
that his life was changed by camp
in a really genuine way,
that would be huge.
Well, that's not--
I'm not working on him,
you know, he's not my project.
But if something happens, I can see if
he's open to talking about it?
Yeah, maybe tonight at the campfire?
Do you think Max is gonna have a moment?
If the vibe is right,
he might get really emotional.
He might get saved and we could
record the whole thing.
God's ordained documentary filmmakers.
That sounds wrong to me. I can't do that.
Lennie--
Savannah, no, I just--
This is really important.
Hey!
You on the bench.
Hey, you. Don't go anywhere.
You're just sitting here
alone on a bench. That's weird.
What are you doing?
I was actually just--
No, I was just--
Are you up to something?
- Like what?
- I don't know
Sabotaging PA systems.
Putting peanut butter on doorknobs.
- Dying baptismals green.
- Okay
You seem like someone
who likes to dye things green.
You seem like the kind of guy who could
think of a lot of ways to ruin things.
Yeah, because it's my job.
I get in the head of these punks who
dye baptisms green.
Doing sort of like random
camp pranks, and I take them down.
- That's what I do.
- Where were you?
The night of the baptism, say, 6 p.m.?
- I was at the snack shack.
- Do you have any witnesses?
Yeah, Dan the Snack Man.
He sounds fake. I need a
written statement from him.
So after you were talking to
"Dan the Snack Man", where'd you go?
We went to the baptismal,
with everybody else.
- To the baptism?
- Yeah.
So, on your way to the baptism
did you have to pass a craft cabin?
Craft cabin?
So you could swipe something to dye
the baptismal water green?
- No! Me?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to sit for me.
My question is why, Bog?
Why would you want to
sabotage a place like this?
Level with me here.
Is it because you're
not getting paid enough?
Are you not advancing
in your career here?
- Come on, Bog.
- Well, I
I did ask for a raise,
and they shot me down--
Yep. And the truth comes out!
Now, no. Listen, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it. You gotta believe me.
I swear, you gotta believe me!
Please, please, you gotta believe me!
- I'm so sorry.
- Alright.
I will never do it again,
but I didn't do it!
- I'm sorry.
- Okay, okay.
- Please, please. You gotta believe me.
- Alright, alright.
I'm gonna let you go this time.
But you gotta get your story straight.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Gosh, alright.
Now, if I was you,
and I wanted to deflect
some attention off of myself,
- Yeah.
- Right?
I'd probably point a finger at the person
with the most green spirit at the camp.
Green spirit.
I wonder who that could be
Very good.
- Yeah.
- All right. Thank you.
Watch this.
Hey!
Go get him, Bog.
You know, just think about it, okay?
And have the camera ready.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
Hi, Max.
Hey, Savannah.
Okay, you look great!
What's the-- what's the verdict?
I am concussed.
Here, let me double check.
Here we go. Follow my finger.
Follow my finger.
That's good, that's good
No.
What?
You're not gonna make it
to the end of the week.
Hey, what did Savannah want?
That was just Savannah being Savannah.
Hey, do-- do you need
someone to carry you home?
Why, you know somebody?
Gotcha.
Verde Maximus,
no you can't handle us ♪
We're mean, we're green,
we're the green machine ♪
Hey there, stop
in the name of the Ten Commandments.
I know what you did,
little green machine.
Admit it.
You dyed the baptismal green.
Admit it.
Come on. Yeah? Say it.
I can't hear you saying it. Hello? What?
You can't talk?
You pled the fifth.
It's very clever.
Ta-da. I don't-- what?
Your hands.
Yeah. Yeah, your hands.
They're moisturized?
They're very nice? They're clean?
- They're clean.
- Bog!
What are you doing?
Trying to get a
confession out of this guy.
But he seems to have pled the fifth--
He's not pleading the fifth.
He's doing the warrior challenge.
He can't speak.
What?
It's part of the challenge.
Jake, go. You're running out of time.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'll get it.
I've never used one of these before.
It's different than my
- Give him five minutes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Five more minutes, then we'll crack him
- Sure.
- like an egg.
I gotta go.
Yeah. You do that.
What we got, what we got?
"To climb the mount,"
"take strength and will,"
"steady hands, and purest skill."
"The verses here you must recite,"
"Let these lessons be your light"
That's a lot of words.
That's a lot of words.
I bet you already know this passage.
I believe in you, Jake.
- Good luck!
- [Twin
He has us.
Jake! Jake! Jake!
Please, I hurt my ankle
and I really need ice.
Can you please help me?
Jake! Time will not wait!
Tick tock!
Jake, come on.
[Twin
Come help her.
Please help me!
Yeah, we gotta go.
Jake, you can't just leave me.
It's not that he doesn't care.
We just gotta-- we gotta go.
We'll be back!
You can't just leave me here.
"In reply, Jesus said
a man was going down--"
Just a second.
What do you think?
Lederhosen?
I thought it tied in with the mountain.
I had it laying around.
Also, I need you to recite it
while you climb, please.
Okay, "a man was going down from Jerusalem
"to Jericho when he
was attacked by robbers.
"They stripped him of his clothes,
beat him, and went away,
"leaving him half-dead."
- Terrible.
- "A priest happened to be going down the
"same road, and when he saw the man,
"passed by on the other side.
"So too, a Levite.
"When he came to the place
and saw the man,
"he passed by on the other side.
"But a samaritan,
"as he traveled, came to the man, and when
"he saw the man, he took pity on him.
"He went to him and bandaged his wounds,
"pouring on oil and wine--"
Oil and wine?
I mean, that's impressive.
"He brought him to an
inn and took care of him.
"The next day, he took out two denarii
"and gave them to the innkeeper.
"Look after him, he said.
"And when I return, I will reimburse you
for any extra expenses you might have."
Ring the bell if you don't mind.
Thanks.
"Which of these three
do you think was the neighbor
"of the man who fell into the
hands of the robbers?
"The expert in the law replied,
The one who had mercy on him.
"Jesus told him, Go and do likewise."
Yes! Yeah.
Impressive. You got it,
word-for-word.
Unfortunately, the task was not only
to memorize the verse,
it was to learn the lesson of the passage.
The Good Samaritan
stopped and took the time
to help those in need.
Hey, Jake.
It was a test?
Yeah. Sorry, Jake.
The challenge is incomplete.
Jake, you're a good kid,
a real good kid.
But you got to remember
to keep the main thing the main thing.
You know,
my week's not been great.
My head hurts.
I can't really see anymore.
But, I'm so grateful.
So you just
thank God for the hell of it?
My bad. I know I'm not supposed to
say that word here.
No, actually, it's all in how you use it,
and that is how I use it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I thank God for the bad things,
because I know eventually all things work
together for good for those who--
Those who love God and are called
according to His purpose.
Yeah.
Yep, I had that one on a poster next to
my bunk in foster home number three.
But after Charlie and I got stuck
in a house where God's purpose included
getting messed up
pretty bad by some other kid,
that verse kind of lost its meaning.
I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
Isn't that what I'm supposed to say?
No, you don't have to say that.
This is just something I've
done since I was a little kid.
Instead of thanking God
for the good thing,
I thank Him before the
good thing, for the bad thing.
And it feels pretty stupid at first, but
eventually, you know, "thank
You, God, that I have a black eye"
It turns into, "thank You, God, that I'm
never gonna give my kid a black eye."
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Thank You, God, that I'm sore ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm thirsty ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm lost ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm hurting ♪
Thank You for everything
that feels too hard to bear ♪
Thank You that sometimes
I don't know if You're still there ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
and thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
You try.
Thank You, God, that I'm bruised ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm anxious ♪
Thank You, God, that You never
really come to save the day ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm used,
thank You-- ♪
This is stupid.
Thank You, God, that it's hard
to find the words I want to say ♪
Thank You for every time
that You were never there ♪
Do you know what God
calls an angry prayer? ♪
What?
A prayer ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
And thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
The hell of it, hell of it ♪
Yeah.
Yeah, this doesn't make any sense.
Have any of you guys ever
heard of Horatio Spafford?
I didn't think so.
Well, he lived in the 1800s
and he was a lawyer and a church elder.
And in 1871 after the Chicago fire,
he decided that he needed to
send his family on a vacation.
So he puts his wife and his four daughters
on a ship and they sail off to Europe.
Then a storm hits.
And all four of his daughters perish.
Have you guys heard that old hymn?
"It Is Well with My Soul"?
Yes, yes.
He wrote it.
He wrote it on a ship.
Sailing right across the same very spot
that he lost his four children.
I think to myself, he--
Do you think he was
feeling grateful in that moment?
I don't.
He wrote those lyrics
before he felt them.
I want you to pray
before you want to pray.
I want you to sing
before you want to sing.
Let's just worship together, okay?
God wants to meet you where you're at.
Your pain, your brokenness,
your sadness, everything.
That's enough.
When peace like a river ♪
Attendeth my way ♪
When sorrows ♪
Like sea billows roar ♪
Whatever my lot ♪
Thou hast taught me to say ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well, it is well with my soul ♪
- It is well ♪
- Thank You, God, that I'm mad ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm broken ♪
Thank you, God, that in ♪
Every crowded room I feel alone ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm so tired ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm homesick ♪
For a home that I have
never even known ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
- And thank God ♪
- It is well with my soul ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well with my soul ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well ♪
It is well with my soul ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
- B mark.
- Hold on.
Here we go.
This was supposed to be my
emotional centerpiece
To present to the board ♪
I lost my light ♪
Thank you God that I'm sore ♪
- Why are you here?
Why are you not at the camp?
No, this is the camp.
Hold on.
No, no.
Stay right there.
- I'm gonna stay right here.
This is great.
I love this girl.
I'm concussed.
I'm so sorry.
I can't do it.
He doesn't care.
I don't care.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
- I don't know why.
- What is going on?
Now I have the giggles.
I have the giggles.
Davey has a knife.
He's not that fun.
So you could swipe something to dry--
to dye the baptismal water--
Dye the baptismal green.
What am I saying?
Sorry, here we go.
You got it.
You're over there.
Here we go
I have a hair?
I don't have a hair back there, sir.
I guarantee ya.
That's where I was
Friends of yours?
Thank You, God, that I'm sore ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm thirsty ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm lost ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm hurting ♪
Thank You for everything
that feels too hard to bear ♪
Thank You that sometimes
I don't know if You're still there ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
and thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
You try.
Thank You, God, that I'm bruised ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm anxious ♪
Thank You, God, that You never
really come to save the day ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm used,
thank You-- ♪
This is stupid.
Thank You, God, that it's hard
to find the words I want to say ♪
Thank You for every time
that You were never there ♪
Do you know what God
calls an angry prayer? ♪
What?
A prayer ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
And thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
The hell of it, hell of it ♪
God, please save me.
Please don't let him find us.
Jake has initiated the 4:13 Challenge!
4:13! 4:13!
So this is the part
where they tell us this is a cult, right?
The 4:13 Challenge
is based on the verse,
"I can do all things through
Christ who strengthens me."
Derek! I am finished with my drum.
Thank you, Derek.
Many have tried.
Many have failed.
The 4:13 Challenge can only be attempted
by the team leaders.
If the team leader completes
the task in the allotted time,
that team will be awarded 500 points!
Bring me the scrolls
and bring me the leaders,
only the faithful and
none of the cheaters.
The first of three clues.
You must find all the clues
and then learn the lesson therein.
And remember, you must be silent
throughout the entire challenge.
If not, you'll be eliminated.
Yeah, Jake's never going to make it.
Neither will Savannah.
Do you accept the 4:13 Challenge?
It's okay to speak now
because we haven't begun.
I accept.
Go to back to your places.
It's gonna be a great day!
This cult documentary is gonna be a hit.
The challenge begins now!
Go, team, go.
Savannah!
You must remain silent.
And you didn't.
Therefore, you're out!
No. I'm out.
All right, what do we got?
"Steady your feet where
the rail meets the sky--"
"Like Paul in the--"
Oo hoo hoo, he's got it!
He's got it.
"Like Paul in the storm,
hold your faith high."
Let's go!
I've been on mountain tops ♪
I've been in valley lows ♪
I've been in the between,
nowhere to go ♪
I've felt You all around me ♪
And I felt all alone, but I ♪
I always come home ♪
'Cause I know we were made for this ♪
To jump and fly and fall and then ♪
To lift each other up again ♪
I know we were made for this ♪
To jump and fly and fall ♪
And most of all ♪
To love ♪
To love and to be loved ♪
To love, to love ♪
We were made for this ♪
To love, to love ♪
And to be loved ♪
To love, to love ♪
We were made
for this ♪
This is great.
This is a disaster.
It has turned not just your camp,
but our entire faith into a joke.
Well, that seems a bit extreme.
I mean, doesn't it say something
that this kid is willing to be
dyed green to be baptized?
No!
Bog!
- Ma'am.
- Bog, I'm right here.
Sorry, ma'am.
I want you to find out who did this.
Absolutely.
And when you do,
you know what to do.
Yeah.
I kill 'em.
Yes-- no.
Gosh, no.
You-- you-- you bring them to me.
Right.
And you kill 'em.
No!
No one's getting killed.
Should this guy be working here?
Don't worry, ma'am.
I won't let you down.
And I won't kill 'em.
That should go without saying!
Okay.
Don't you think you're
overreacting just a little bit, maybe?
I mean, look how happy he is.
I don't want happy.
You got fun coming out
the wazoo at this camp.
I need tears, real tears.
This-- this was supposed to be my
emotional centerpiece
that I presented to the board.
And now I got nothing.
Well, I don't know about nothing--
I've got an idea.
I thought this was your idea.
Yeah, but this is a better one.
I'm diving in, I'm going deep ♪
in over my head, ♪
Guys, hey, is it time to
do the thing, the song?
Ooo, we'd love to do the thing,
but he's got a thing
Next-- next time.
Look, he's ready.
He's got-- he's ready.
He's got it.
She's really into this.
- I know, right?
- Eww.
What's it say? What's it say?
Yo, yo, yo.
"Fast as the wind,"
"you can add stall,"
"glide to the end"
"but careful not to fall?"
What does that even mean?
Yeah, yeah, it's looking like a--
little sketch, little sketch.
That looks,
don't do that, maybe.
One foot in front of the other,
you got this.
- You got this.
- See, see? Look at her.
Yeah, you got this.
- No, Lennie, Lennie!
- No, she does not.
Okay, follow me one more time.
Follow again.
Yeah, you know, it looks like
you have a minor concussion.
Doing the 4:13 challenge again this week
is just not gonna happen.
But it's-- this my last year.
I know, I know, and I'm so sorry.
It's just too big of a risk.
You're gonna have to take it easy.
Okay, thank you.
You're taking this really well.
Well,
we got to practice
what we preach, you know?
That's a really beautiful perspective.
Hey, can you give us a second?
Hon, this is my office.
I'm just really worried about my friend.
Okay, I will go check on someone else.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Thanks for checking on me.
You know, I'm actually pretty bummed--
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
Listen, I have an idea.
I call it Project Max.
- That sounds--
- Genius, I know, but I need your help.
Actually, the camp needs your help.
I don't have to be the one to tell you
that camp is in trouble
and that green baptism fiasco
did not do us any favors.
None, not at all, okay?
We need an image of
before and after, okay,
to show how powerful this place is.
You have a good
relationship with Max, right?
And you have footage?
I have candid stuff of us hanging out.
If you can get Max on camera saying
that his life was changed by camp
in a really genuine way,
that would be huge.
Well, that's not--
I'm not working on him,
you know, he's not my project.
But if something happens, I can see if
he's open to talking about it?
Yeah, maybe tonight at the campfire?
Do you think Max is gonna have a moment?
If the vibe is right,
he might get really emotional.
He might get saved and we could
record the whole thing.
God's ordained documentary filmmakers.
That sounds wrong to me. I can't do that.
Lennie--
Savannah, no, I just--
This is really important.
Hey!
You on the bench.
Hey, you. Don't go anywhere.
You're just sitting here
alone on a bench. That's weird.
What are you doing?
I was actually just--
No, I was just--
Are you up to something?
- Like what?
- I don't know
Sabotaging PA systems.
Putting peanut butter on doorknobs.
- Dying baptismals green.
- Okay
You seem like someone
who likes to dye things green.
You seem like the kind of guy who could
think of a lot of ways to ruin things.
Yeah, because it's my job.
I get in the head of these punks who
dye baptisms green.
Doing sort of like random
camp pranks, and I take them down.
- That's what I do.
- Where were you?
The night of the baptism, say, 6 p.m.?
- I was at the snack shack.
- Do you have any witnesses?
Yeah, Dan the Snack Man.
He sounds fake. I need a
written statement from him.
So after you were talking to
"Dan the Snack Man", where'd you go?
We went to the baptismal,
with everybody else.
- To the baptism?
- Yeah.
So, on your way to the baptism
did you have to pass a craft cabin?
Craft cabin?
So you could swipe something to dye
the baptismal water green?
- No! Me?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to sit for me.
My question is why, Bog?
Why would you want to
sabotage a place like this?
Level with me here.
Is it because you're
not getting paid enough?
Are you not advancing
in your career here?
- Come on, Bog.
- Well, I
I did ask for a raise,
and they shot me down--
Yep. And the truth comes out!
Now, no. Listen, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it. You gotta believe me.
I swear, you gotta believe me!
Please, please, you gotta believe me!
- I'm so sorry.
- Alright.
I will never do it again,
but I didn't do it!
- I'm sorry.
- Okay, okay.
- Please, please. You gotta believe me.
- Alright, alright.
I'm gonna let you go this time.
But you gotta get your story straight.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Gosh, alright.
Now, if I was you,
and I wanted to deflect
some attention off of myself,
- Yeah.
- Right?
I'd probably point a finger at the person
with the most green spirit at the camp.
Green spirit.
I wonder who that could be
Very good.
- Yeah.
- All right. Thank you.
Watch this.
Hey!
Go get him, Bog.
You know, just think about it, okay?
And have the camera ready.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
Hi, Max.
Hey, Savannah.
Okay, you look great!
What's the-- what's the verdict?
I am concussed.
Here, let me double check.
Here we go. Follow my finger.
Follow my finger.
That's good, that's good
No.
What?
You're not gonna make it
to the end of the week.
Hey, what did Savannah want?
That was just Savannah being Savannah.
Hey, do-- do you need
someone to carry you home?
Why, you know somebody?
Gotcha.
Verde Maximus,
no you can't handle us ♪
We're mean, we're green,
we're the green machine ♪
Hey there, stop
in the name of the Ten Commandments.
I know what you did,
little green machine.
Admit it.
You dyed the baptismal green.
Admit it.
Come on. Yeah? Say it.
I can't hear you saying it. Hello? What?
You can't talk?
You pled the fifth.
It's very clever.
Ta-da. I don't-- what?
Your hands.
Yeah. Yeah, your hands.
They're moisturized?
They're very nice? They're clean?
- They're clean.
- Bog!
What are you doing?
Trying to get a
confession out of this guy.
But he seems to have pled the fifth--
He's not pleading the fifth.
He's doing the warrior challenge.
He can't speak.
What?
It's part of the challenge.
Jake, go. You're running out of time.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'll get it.
I've never used one of these before.
It's different than my
- Give him five minutes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Five more minutes, then we'll crack him
- Sure.
- like an egg.
I gotta go.
Yeah. You do that.
What we got, what we got?
"To climb the mount,"
"take strength and will,"
"steady hands, and purest skill."
"The verses here you must recite,"
"Let these lessons be your light"
That's a lot of words.
That's a lot of words.
I bet you already know this passage.
I believe in you, Jake.
- Good luck!
- [Twin
He has us.
Jake! Jake! Jake!
Please, I hurt my ankle
and I really need ice.
Can you please help me?
Jake! Time will not wait!
Tick tock!
Jake, come on.
[Twin
Come help her.
Please help me!
Yeah, we gotta go.
Jake, you can't just leave me.
It's not that he doesn't care.
We just gotta-- we gotta go.
We'll be back!
You can't just leave me here.
"In reply, Jesus said
a man was going down--"
Just a second.
What do you think?
Lederhosen?
I thought it tied in with the mountain.
I had it laying around.
Also, I need you to recite it
while you climb, please.
Okay, "a man was going down from Jerusalem
"to Jericho when he
was attacked by robbers.
"They stripped him of his clothes,
beat him, and went away,
"leaving him half-dead."
- Terrible.
- "A priest happened to be going down the
"same road, and when he saw the man,
"passed by on the other side.
"So too, a Levite.
"When he came to the place
and saw the man,
"he passed by on the other side.
"But a samaritan,
"as he traveled, came to the man, and when
"he saw the man, he took pity on him.
"He went to him and bandaged his wounds,
"pouring on oil and wine--"
Oil and wine?
I mean, that's impressive.
"He brought him to an
inn and took care of him.
"The next day, he took out two denarii
"and gave them to the innkeeper.
"Look after him, he said.
"And when I return, I will reimburse you
for any extra expenses you might have."
Ring the bell if you don't mind.
Thanks.
"Which of these three
do you think was the neighbor
"of the man who fell into the
hands of the robbers?
"The expert in the law replied,
The one who had mercy on him.
"Jesus told him, Go and do likewise."
Yes! Yeah.
Impressive. You got it,
word-for-word.
Unfortunately, the task was not only
to memorize the verse,
it was to learn the lesson of the passage.
The Good Samaritan
stopped and took the time
to help those in need.
Hey, Jake.
It was a test?
Yeah. Sorry, Jake.
The challenge is incomplete.
Jake, you're a good kid,
a real good kid.
But you got to remember
to keep the main thing the main thing.
You know,
my week's not been great.
My head hurts.
I can't really see anymore.
But, I'm so grateful.
So you just
thank God for the hell of it?
My bad. I know I'm not supposed to
say that word here.
No, actually, it's all in how you use it,
and that is how I use it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I thank God for the bad things,
because I know eventually all things work
together for good for those who--
Those who love God and are called
according to His purpose.
Yeah.
Yep, I had that one on a poster next to
my bunk in foster home number three.
But after Charlie and I got stuck
in a house where God's purpose included
getting messed up
pretty bad by some other kid,
that verse kind of lost its meaning.
I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
Isn't that what I'm supposed to say?
No, you don't have to say that.
This is just something I've
done since I was a little kid.
Instead of thanking God
for the good thing,
I thank Him before the
good thing, for the bad thing.
And it feels pretty stupid at first, but
eventually, you know, "thank
You, God, that I have a black eye"
It turns into, "thank You, God, that I'm
never gonna give my kid a black eye."
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
Thank You, God, that I'm sore ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm thirsty ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm lost ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm hurting ♪
Thank You for everything
that feels too hard to bear ♪
Thank You that sometimes
I don't know if You're still there ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
and thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
You try.
Thank You, God, that I'm bruised ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm anxious ♪
Thank You, God, that You never
really come to save the day ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm used,
thank You-- ♪
This is stupid.
Thank You, God, that it's hard
to find the words I want to say ♪
Thank You for every time
that You were never there ♪
Do you know what God
calls an angry prayer? ♪
What?
A prayer ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
And thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
The hell of it, hell of it ♪
Yeah.
Yeah, this doesn't make any sense.
Have any of you guys ever
heard of Horatio Spafford?
I didn't think so.
Well, he lived in the 1800s
and he was a lawyer and a church elder.
And in 1871 after the Chicago fire,
he decided that he needed to
send his family on a vacation.
So he puts his wife and his four daughters
on a ship and they sail off to Europe.
Then a storm hits.
And all four of his daughters perish.
Have you guys heard that old hymn?
"It Is Well with My Soul"?
Yes, yes.
He wrote it.
He wrote it on a ship.
Sailing right across the same very spot
that he lost his four children.
I think to myself, he--
Do you think he was
feeling grateful in that moment?
I don't.
He wrote those lyrics
before he felt them.
I want you to pray
before you want to pray.
I want you to sing
before you want to sing.
Let's just worship together, okay?
God wants to meet you where you're at.
Your pain, your brokenness,
your sadness, everything.
That's enough.
When peace like a river ♪
Attendeth my way ♪
When sorrows ♪
Like sea billows roar ♪
Whatever my lot ♪
Thou hast taught me to say ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well, it is well with my soul ♪
- It is well ♪
- Thank You, God, that I'm mad ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm broken ♪
Thank you, God, that in ♪
Every crowded room I feel alone ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm so tired ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm homesick ♪
For a home that I have
never even known ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
- And thank God ♪
- It is well with my soul ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well with my soul ♪
- Thank God ♪
- It is well ♪
It is well with my soul ♪
With my soul ♪
It is well, ♪
It is well ♪
With my soul ♪
- B mark.
- Hold on.
Here we go.
This was supposed to be my
emotional centerpiece
To present to the board ♪
I lost my light ♪
Thank you God that I'm sore ♪
- Why are you here?
Why are you not at the camp?
No, this is the camp.
Hold on.
No, no.
Stay right there.
- I'm gonna stay right here.
This is great.
I love this girl.
I'm concussed.
I'm so sorry.
I can't do it.
He doesn't care.
I don't care.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
- I don't know why.
- What is going on?
Now I have the giggles.
I have the giggles.
Davey has a knife.
He's not that fun.
So you could swipe something to dry--
to dye the baptismal water--
Dye the baptismal green.
What am I saying?
Sorry, here we go.
You got it.
You're over there.
Here we go
I have a hair?
I don't have a hair back there, sir.
I guarantee ya.
That's where I was
Friends of yours?
Thank You, God, that I'm sore ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm thirsty ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm lost ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm hurting ♪
Thank You for everything
that feels too hard to bear ♪
Thank You that sometimes
I don't know if You're still there ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
and thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
You try.
Thank You, God, that I'm bruised ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm anxious ♪
Thank You, God, that You never
really come to save the day ♪
Thank You, God, that I'm used,
thank You-- ♪
This is stupid.
Thank You, God, that it's hard
to find the words I want to say ♪
Thank You for every time
that You were never there ♪
Do you know what God
calls an angry prayer? ♪
What?
A prayer ♪
Eyes wide and hands unfolded ♪
I stand out in the open ♪
And thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Hell of it, hell of it ♪
I know what He has spoken ♪
So why am I still broken? ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
Thank God for the hell of it ♪
The hell of it, hell of it ♪