Agua Donkeys (2020) s01e04 Episode Script
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Okay, now tell me if
this is too tight.
No.
That's kind of where I like to stay at.
- Yeah, it doesn't feel all wobbly.
- No.
I'm telling you, if we stick
a reverse butterslide
and Jackie sees
She'd flip her lid.
I wonder if Hot Dog Sampson
was a kneeboarder.
Probably.
I picture him doing hella corkscrews.
I guarantee it.
Shit, it's Rod.
This is Jer and MP.
Hey, I need you guys to
finish up at the Hansons
and come by the office.
- Why?
- What?
He wants us to come by the office.
Why? We have our shirts on.
We both have our shirts on.
I still need you to come by the office.
Oh. Sorry. You broke up.
I didn't hear the last five
minutes of what you said.
He's pissed.
Who cares?
Sunset Beach Tanning.
Hey, Corinne. It's MP.
Oh, hey, MP.
Can Jer and I come over and
you can reverse spray us?
Oh, yeah. For sure. Cruise by.
Hey.
Take your shirts off.
I wish you trusted us more.
Rod, if you give us a rule,
we're not gonna break it.
Take them off.
- This is embarrassing.
- For you.
You happy?
- Hey, Jackie.
- Hey, Jackie.
What happened to you guys?
Um
This is probably just from us
working with our shirts on
all the time.
Jackie, did you hear we're
gonna jump off the roof
of the Sleepy Seagull?
Well, just got off the phone
with Dr. Hawthorne.
He canceled his account.
What? Why?
Did he say anything about our jeans?
You guys have until the
end of the day today
to replace the account you just lost
or you're fired.
- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, right.
Excuse me, sir, are you the homeowner?
Yeah, what do you want?
Well, as you know,
there's a lot that goes into
owning a pool in this day in age.
I don't have a pool.
Do you have a hot tub?
No.
You don't have a pool or a hot tub?
I've seen one for like 800 bucks.
I've seen one for like 600.
Yeah, my buddy says you have a pool?
This is so dumb.
It's so dumb.
Hold up. I think I have an idea.
How's it going?
We have a favor to ask you guys
and it's okay if you say no.
We're in some pretty
deep crud with our boss
and we could really use a hand.
What do you need?
Whoa.
What?
What do you think?
I think it's perfect.
We're going to leave.
You guys saved us.
We can't thank you enough.
You're welcome.
How badass is it that we run into
an all-girl landscaping crew?
What?
Life's so crazy.
Why do we have to meet them right now
when we're about to start dating Jackie?
Life is so crazy.
And now we're going to
head on over to Janice
who is live at the scene.
I'm with Jer and MP,
who made the discovery
earlier this afternoon.
So tell us, how exactly did
you discover this crop circle?
Uh, we were just doing our Agua
Donkeys pool cleaning thing.
Double skim, double
vac, uh, PH balancing.
We do chemical bombs.
We also clean pool filters.
We were just doing our thing
and all of a sudden we saw
this super bright light.
It was more like a loud bang.
Agua Donkeys.
Yeah, it was super loud.
Um, and something else that's
crazy that hasn't happened yet
is my buddy and I are
gonna jump off the roof
of the Sleepy Seagull motel.
Yeah, we're looking to clear the cement.
Back to you in the studio.
Thanks, Janice.
Go grab the phone book.
this is too tight.
No.
That's kind of where I like to stay at.
- Yeah, it doesn't feel all wobbly.
- No.
I'm telling you, if we stick
a reverse butterslide
and Jackie sees
She'd flip her lid.
I wonder if Hot Dog Sampson
was a kneeboarder.
Probably.
I picture him doing hella corkscrews.
I guarantee it.
Shit, it's Rod.
This is Jer and MP.
Hey, I need you guys to
finish up at the Hansons
and come by the office.
- Why?
- What?
He wants us to come by the office.
Why? We have our shirts on.
We both have our shirts on.
I still need you to come by the office.
Oh. Sorry. You broke up.
I didn't hear the last five
minutes of what you said.
He's pissed.
Who cares?
Sunset Beach Tanning.
Hey, Corinne. It's MP.
Oh, hey, MP.
Can Jer and I come over and
you can reverse spray us?
Oh, yeah. For sure. Cruise by.
Hey.
Take your shirts off.
I wish you trusted us more.
Rod, if you give us a rule,
we're not gonna break it.
Take them off.
- This is embarrassing.
- For you.
You happy?
- Hey, Jackie.
- Hey, Jackie.
What happened to you guys?
Um
This is probably just from us
working with our shirts on
all the time.
Jackie, did you hear we're
gonna jump off the roof
of the Sleepy Seagull?
Well, just got off the phone
with Dr. Hawthorne.
He canceled his account.
What? Why?
Did he say anything about our jeans?
You guys have until the
end of the day today
to replace the account you just lost
or you're fired.
- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, right.
Excuse me, sir, are you the homeowner?
Yeah, what do you want?
Well, as you know,
there's a lot that goes into
owning a pool in this day in age.
I don't have a pool.
Do you have a hot tub?
No.
You don't have a pool or a hot tub?
I've seen one for like 800 bucks.
I've seen one for like 600.
Yeah, my buddy says you have a pool?
This is so dumb.
It's so dumb.
Hold up. I think I have an idea.
How's it going?
We have a favor to ask you guys
and it's okay if you say no.
We're in some pretty
deep crud with our boss
and we could really use a hand.
What do you need?
Whoa.
What?
What do you think?
I think it's perfect.
We're going to leave.
You guys saved us.
We can't thank you enough.
You're welcome.
How badass is it that we run into
an all-girl landscaping crew?
What?
Life's so crazy.
Why do we have to meet them right now
when we're about to start dating Jackie?
Life is so crazy.
And now we're going to
head on over to Janice
who is live at the scene.
I'm with Jer and MP,
who made the discovery
earlier this afternoon.
So tell us, how exactly did
you discover this crop circle?
Uh, we were just doing our Agua
Donkeys pool cleaning thing.
Double skim, double
vac, uh, PH balancing.
We do chemical bombs.
We also clean pool filters.
We were just doing our thing
and all of a sudden we saw
this super bright light.
It was more like a loud bang.
Agua Donkeys.
Yeah, it was super loud.
Um, and something else that's
crazy that hasn't happened yet
is my buddy and I are
gonna jump off the roof
of the Sleepy Seagull motel.
Yeah, we're looking to clear the cement.
Back to you in the studio.
Thanks, Janice.
Go grab the phone book.