Agua Donkeys (2020) s01e03 Episode Script
The Pool Party
Hey, uh, we have to take the
new knee off the payment plan.
Oh, are you sure? One hundred percent.
We need the money for more pressing type stuff.
Well, don't you guys already have a good board anyway? Yeah, but we wanna get really good at doubles.
You ever seen two butter slides at the same time? No.
Bingo.
[ROD.]
Don't mess this up, guys.
It's a big deal.
Dr.
Hawthorne's our most high profile client.
This is his biggest pool party of the year.
You know what that means? A lot of potential customers.
Ever had your back popped by Dr.
Hawthorne? No, but I want to.
Guys, stay focused.
Dude, we're so focused right now.
You know how good the posture is gonna be at this? Dude, so good.
[ROD.]
No detours.
Straight to Dr.
Hawthorne.
[JER.]
Wow, you have some cool stuff here.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, is it all for sale? Yes.
Are you guys looking for anything in particular? Yeah, my buddy's actually in the market for a new trifold.
Well, it doesn't have to be new.
Hm I think I've got something like that around here.
Any chance you have aqua socks? What? Dude, if we jump off the roof of the Sleepy Seagull and clear the cement, you know how bad that's gonna sting the bottoms of our feet? Oh, we're gonna need thick ones.
[JER.]
So thick.
I wonder what Hot Dog Sampson wore when he jumped.
Probably just some thick-ass socks.
[WOMAN.]
You can put pictures in it too.
That Velcro seems like it's still in pretty good shape.
[WOMAN.]
It is.
[MP.]
Jer? You're gonna wanna see this, dude.
How sick do they look? Four dudes sitting around a Pontiac shirtless in jeans.
They don't make jeans that sick anymore.
They don't make dudes that sick anymore.
That's a picture of my late husband and his friends.
[IN UNISON.]
Whoa.
And you're in luck because I have those exact jeans from that picture for sale over on the other table.
Yeah, but what size? Oh, it doesn't matter, dude because she's got these.
Imagine those jeans flapping in the wind when we jump off the Sleepy Seagull.
You know how sick that's gonna look? You know how sick that's gonna sound? [JER.]
This pool party's gonna be so high end.
Are we wasting our new vibe? What if we came back later to do the pool? During the party? Then we would be at the party partying.
They're not gonna know what hit them.
[ENGINE STARTS.]
And can I get your last name please? Can you spell that? Sorry, is that a "B" as in "boy" or a "D" as in "doy"? Doy.
All right.
Perfect.
You're all set up.
[DOOR OPENS.]
Yup, we'll see you then.
- Thank you.
Bye bye.
- [DOOR CLOSES.]
Um What are you guys wearing? What? [TOILET FLUSHES.]
What are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be at the Hawthorne's.
- We forgot something.
- [ROD.]
What, your shirts? No, something else.
I don't understand why you're wearing jeans.
It's like 95 degrees out.
We always wear jeans.
No you don't.
I have never seen you wear jeans.
Put your shits back on and get your butts back to the Hawthorne's.
Jackie do you like Pontiacs? [JACKIE.]
Uh Get out.
- Whatever.
- Whatever.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
How do I look? Your vibe is tripping me out right now.
You look like a badass mountain climber.
If we showed up to Donnie's boat looking like this, they'd lose their minds.
You could knee in these for sure.
Between these jeans and some silky butter slides And our legendary roof jump from the Sleepy Seagull Once Jackie hears we were at this party though, we may not even have to jump.
She'll probably just end up asking us out first.
I hope so.
Me too.
Come on.
[WOMAN.]
It's so good to see you.
[WIND WHISTLES.]
- Oh, I got it.
- Oh.
There you go.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
You didn't need to get wet.
Oh, it's all right.
They're made for stuff like this.
My buddy wears them too.
[GUESTS CHATTERING.]
What do you think? Pretty slick, right? Yeah, I love them.
See, I had no idea you were gonna say that, but I kind of had a hunch.
What in the hell are you doing here? Oh.
Hey, Dr.
Hawthorne.
We were just doing a quick double skim, double vac in your pool for the party.
You guys were supposed to be done with that this morning.
Great party, Dr.
Hawthorne.
What is he doing? Just giving your pool a quick pre-party shock.
The party is happening now.
Right.
Well, I wouldn't let anyone get in for a while.
I'm only in here because of my jeans.
But you gotta let the bromine and chlorine properly disseminate.
Pack up your shit and get the hell out of my party.
Maybe just a quick double vac? Now! Okay, well it's 9:30 now.
What time do you want us to come back?
Oh, are you sure? One hundred percent.
We need the money for more pressing type stuff.
Well, don't you guys already have a good board anyway? Yeah, but we wanna get really good at doubles.
You ever seen two butter slides at the same time? No.
Bingo.
[ROD.]
Don't mess this up, guys.
It's a big deal.
Dr.
Hawthorne's our most high profile client.
This is his biggest pool party of the year.
You know what that means? A lot of potential customers.
Ever had your back popped by Dr.
Hawthorne? No, but I want to.
Guys, stay focused.
Dude, we're so focused right now.
You know how good the posture is gonna be at this? Dude, so good.
[ROD.]
No detours.
Straight to Dr.
Hawthorne.
[JER.]
Wow, you have some cool stuff here.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, is it all for sale? Yes.
Are you guys looking for anything in particular? Yeah, my buddy's actually in the market for a new trifold.
Well, it doesn't have to be new.
Hm I think I've got something like that around here.
Any chance you have aqua socks? What? Dude, if we jump off the roof of the Sleepy Seagull and clear the cement, you know how bad that's gonna sting the bottoms of our feet? Oh, we're gonna need thick ones.
[JER.]
So thick.
I wonder what Hot Dog Sampson wore when he jumped.
Probably just some thick-ass socks.
[WOMAN.]
You can put pictures in it too.
That Velcro seems like it's still in pretty good shape.
[WOMAN.]
It is.
[MP.]
Jer? You're gonna wanna see this, dude.
How sick do they look? Four dudes sitting around a Pontiac shirtless in jeans.
They don't make jeans that sick anymore.
They don't make dudes that sick anymore.
That's a picture of my late husband and his friends.
[IN UNISON.]
Whoa.
And you're in luck because I have those exact jeans from that picture for sale over on the other table.
Yeah, but what size? Oh, it doesn't matter, dude because she's got these.
Imagine those jeans flapping in the wind when we jump off the Sleepy Seagull.
You know how sick that's gonna look? You know how sick that's gonna sound? [JER.]
This pool party's gonna be so high end.
Are we wasting our new vibe? What if we came back later to do the pool? During the party? Then we would be at the party partying.
They're not gonna know what hit them.
[ENGINE STARTS.]
And can I get your last name please? Can you spell that? Sorry, is that a "B" as in "boy" or a "D" as in "doy"? Doy.
All right.
Perfect.
You're all set up.
[DOOR OPENS.]
Yup, we'll see you then.
- Thank you.
Bye bye.
- [DOOR CLOSES.]
Um What are you guys wearing? What? [TOILET FLUSHES.]
What are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be at the Hawthorne's.
- We forgot something.
- [ROD.]
What, your shirts? No, something else.
I don't understand why you're wearing jeans.
It's like 95 degrees out.
We always wear jeans.
No you don't.
I have never seen you wear jeans.
Put your shits back on and get your butts back to the Hawthorne's.
Jackie do you like Pontiacs? [JACKIE.]
Uh Get out.
- Whatever.
- Whatever.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
How do I look? Your vibe is tripping me out right now.
You look like a badass mountain climber.
If we showed up to Donnie's boat looking like this, they'd lose their minds.
You could knee in these for sure.
Between these jeans and some silky butter slides And our legendary roof jump from the Sleepy Seagull Once Jackie hears we were at this party though, we may not even have to jump.
She'll probably just end up asking us out first.
I hope so.
Me too.
Come on.
[WOMAN.]
It's so good to see you.
[WIND WHISTLES.]
- Oh, I got it.
- Oh.
There you go.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
You didn't need to get wet.
Oh, it's all right.
They're made for stuff like this.
My buddy wears them too.
[GUESTS CHATTERING.]
What do you think? Pretty slick, right? Yeah, I love them.
See, I had no idea you were gonna say that, but I kind of had a hunch.
What in the hell are you doing here? Oh.
Hey, Dr.
Hawthorne.
We were just doing a quick double skim, double vac in your pool for the party.
You guys were supposed to be done with that this morning.
Great party, Dr.
Hawthorne.
What is he doing? Just giving your pool a quick pre-party shock.
The party is happening now.
Right.
Well, I wouldn't let anyone get in for a while.
I'm only in here because of my jeans.
But you gotta let the bromine and chlorine properly disseminate.
Pack up your shit and get the hell out of my party.
Maybe just a quick double vac? Now! Okay, well it's 9:30 now.
What time do you want us to come back?