Love You to Death (2025) s01e04 Episode Script

1
[whistling]
[Raúl] Edu!
You're never gonna guess
who I left the shoot with.
- [Gina] Raúl
- What's Uh
Sorry. I didn't know.
I had no idea that
I didn't know any of this, I I swear.
[Gina sniffles, sobs]
I'm not going anywhere, okay?
I promise. No matter what, all right?
[Edu] Hmm. Uh
- It'll be fine.
- [sobs] Yeah.
Well, it's time to
Let's all just breathe a little.
- 'Cause if we don't, then we'll just
- Of course, yeah.
- be crying all day, you know?
- Okay.
I mean, come on.
He's never looked better, right?
I can't believe this is happening to you.
I mean, and what I did.
I'm such a terrible person.
No, no. You aren't terrible.
You're just you.
- But you're not terrible.
- [sobs]
Okay, just don't steal the spotlight
right now, okay? It's not your problem.
Plus, you and me not getting along,
all that's in the past now,
'cause these sorts of things
bring people together, don't they?
So we'll likely end up being friends,
maybe we, I don't know,
become shopping buddies.
- Then the three of us move in together.
- No.
- Like on Friends, right?
- Fine.
Only your showers, too long.
And you'd have to give up the blow dryer
before 6 a.m.
But, listen, this guy's obviously a mess,
but it's not like you're responsible.
- As far as we know, it wasn't you.
- No, no, absolutely not.
Of course not, right? Obviously.
I just mean, well, wait and see.
So, wait. Are you saying this is my fault?
- Really? Excuse me! No.
- Well, what, then?
That wasn't even close to what I said.
Look, all I'm saying is we need
to loosen up, you know, and not get, uh
[Gina] Yeah.
- [wails]
- No, no, no, no.
Jesus. We're gonna be here all day.
["TIK TAK", David Menéndez López]
LOVE YOU TO DEATH
[high-pitched ringing]
[echoing] Marta. Are you listening
to what we're telling you?
No, I don't understand.
What's going on right now?
- I have to kick you out of the apartment.
- [dad] Uh
- Pops. Is Mom serious?
- Uh
- Now go ahead and say what you wanted.
- Ah, yeah. I wrote it down.
I have it right here.
When I found the right words,
I wrote it down
so you could understand
what it is I'm trying to say, okay?
All right, let's see. Uh, "Dear Marta"
- Uh, wait, no. This is the first draft.
- [Marta] Yeah.
- Here's the right one.
- You have to read the right version.
- Okay, here we go.
- Okay. All right.
I wrote the opening multiple times
to make sure I didn't leave anything out.
All right. "Dear Marta.
You know how much
your mother and I loved you
since the day you entered into our lives
on that August 10th"
I need you to move out, Marta. Period.
[alarm rings]
Hey, honey. Good morning!
- Oh, you're still here?
- Uh, yeah.
- Of course. Where else would I be?
- [chuckles]
Because yesterday you and I
Yes or no?
Yeah, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
'Cause I, uh
There was no time to talk yesterday.
And what you said about moving back in
Hold on a sec.
You have every right
to be terrified right now.
And I know you'd rather hold it in
than talk about it.
No, not at all. No, we can talk.
- But please hear me out.
- Sure. Yeah, sure.
Raúl, for real,
there's no reason to be alone.
I won't let us be separated.
I mean it, Raúl.
Please, enough with the theatrics.
How much are you raising the rent?
- It's not about the rent.
- It is about the rent.
- All right, it's a little about the rent.
- It's worth more to sell it.
You wanna sell my apartment?
Are you crazy?
Technically, it's not really yours.
No, no, no. You can't put it up for sale.
We want to sell our house too
and find something nice in the mountains.
I won't go through the next lockdown
confined like that.
Ma, Covid was like three years ago
and this is your big concern?
We overcame it, didn't we?
- Our future is in the mountains.
- We learned how to make our own bread.
Please, Mom. Will you please not do this?
Your sister would never put me
in this situation.
Why can't you be more like her?
Ana got her apartment
down payment from you.
Yeah, well, things were
very different then, all right?
She isn't chaotic about her life
and always wanted a baby.
It's true, she did.
- Oh, so it was the baby?
- Well
The baby's why you gave her the money?
Because I thought it was because
you had given me my own apartment.
- Uh Uh
- That was never the arrangement!
It was the baby. Yes, it was the baby.
So, a baby equals a house, I guess.
And if I have two, what then?
Do I get a house on the beach for that?
- That's hilarious!
- Yeah, please, encourage this nonsense.
Mom, would you just listen? I'm pregnant
too, by the way. You guys are
Oh, please. Really?
[mom laughs]
Of all the lies she's told us
over the years, this one is the strangest.
[dad laughs]
Well, for once, I'm not actually lying.
You could ask Ana. I mean it.
Give her a call if you want.
- And she'll tell you, okay?
- [mom] Oh, I'll call her.
You bet your ass I'm calling her, then.
[Ana] Hey, Mom.
- Hi, honey. How are you?
- Is Dad all right?
- He's fine. He's right here.
- He's okay?
- Hello, honey. I'm all right. How's Joel?
- Hey, Dad.
There's just one little thing
I was hoping you could clear up.
Your sister, did she mention
a pregnancy to you?
Yeah. She's pregnant. Why?
Okay, perfect. That's all I needed.
We'll talk more soon.
- [blows kisses]
- Mom, what's going on?
And? [clears throat]
You are pregnant.
Mm-hmm.
My little mermaid is pregnant.
Yeah.
- Well, we can't kick you out, then.
- [dad] No.
You're having a baby.
It would appear that I am.
Wait, wait, wait. Was this planned at all?
Well, yeah, it was. Of course it was.
- Perfect. So who's the father, then?
- [mom] Yeah.
- Yeah, who? Is it serious?
- Mmm
Well, um [clears throat]
It's, uh, pretty serious, yeah.
- I'd sure like to meet him, right?
- Yeah, me too. Of course.
You will. [laughs]
How about today?
- How should we break it to everyone?
- Break what?
Well, break the news
about all of this, honey, you know?
- Like a video or a post or a TikTok?
- A TikTok?
People like to share their experience.
It would be motivational.
And it might even inspire others.
I don't wanna help others.
I want them to help me.
I know, but you could be a real source of
inspiration for others in need, you know?
Like this girl. Wait till you see her.
Her name's Hanna, and I follow her.
Oh, no.
She passed away.
Okay, now, wait. Look at these two.
Jaime Alcoder and María Puebla.
- Have they passed away too?
- No, no. They're still alive.
They're both perfectly fine.
A hashtag was even made in their honor.
I know you're trying to help me and all,
and I really appreciate it.
But there is no Jaime
and there's no María.
People just go about their lives
while others just die.
What are you saying? This allows
other people to join your struggle.
- Join me and do what?
- [sighs]
I have no interest in posting
pictures of me on the internet, Georgina.
Well, then what? Are you expecting me
to call them one by one?
- 'Cause I will if that's what you want.
- I don't wanna do any of that.
And your mother?
I'll tell her, but she's gonna make
a big deal out of it,
which is the last thing I need right now.
- [phone rings]
- Fine. Whatever.
MARTA FUNERAL HOME
Oh, sorry. Work is calling.
I gotta take this now.
Yeah?
[Marta] Raúl, dude, could you come over
to my place, please? It's an emergency.
- To your house? Right now?
- If it weren't important, I wouldn't ask.
Yes, now. Can you come over?
- Sure. Sure, sure, sure. Be right over.
- Oh, thank fucking God. Thank you.
- What's your address?
- 20 Rosselló Street, ground floor.
Okay.
Um, look, Gina,
I can't focus on this right now.
- Oh, great.
- My work just called.
And they need me, so I gotta go.
I assume they don't know, then?
Why on earth would you continue to go?
Another week doesn't matter, so, yeah.
Look, I don't want
to overwhelm you, all right,
but you really need
to consider your time a lot more
and which friends to spend it with.
Okay. Well, will you please take this?
I gotta go.
Fine.
[Gina sniffs]
Wow! Your place, I love it.
It's got high ceilings,
with crown molding and hydraulic flooring.
- It's my personal palace.
- [chuckles]
And for real, I need your help
to keep it that way, Raúl.
- Really?
- Yep. I need you.
Do you remember when you said if I needed
your help with living a more adult life
that's tranquil and gets me in before six?
- Mm-hmm.
- I need your help in that way.
All right.
See, my parents want me out of the place,
so I told them that I'm pregnant.
Oh, Christ!
And it's yours.
- Huh?
- There's nothing to worry about.
They're gonna love
what a serious person you are.
What do you mean,
they're going to love me?
Well, they're on their way right now.
But don't worry. This'll be fun.
But my sister is coming,
and she's not fun.
- Uh
- But you have to get our story straight.
- And what story is that?
- The one of our love, our relationship.
- We need to create the story. Okay?
- Okay.
My parents are super conservative,
but if I'm pregnant and have a boyfriend,
then they'll let me keep the apartment.
You planning on wearing that shirt?
- It's fine.
- Yeah.
We'd better get started.
There's a lot to go over.
This is my sister Ana.
She's my younger sis and pregnant as well.
Is her pregnancy real?
Yes. To her it's everything.
She loves when you ask her things.
Like she's the only woman
to have ever had a child.
- Ana.
- "Oh, my God.
It's inside me, growing.
How can I ever describe it?"
- That sort of stuff, you know?
- Uh-huh.
That's so her.
Then we have Celia and César.
- My parents.
- Okay.
- Celia, the judge.
- A court judge?
Well, she's not really.
She just tells everyone that,
but really she's the judge's secretary.
- This is César, okay?
- Uh-huh.
He worked as an officer in a prison.
He must be a pretty tough dude, then?
Not really, no. [laughs]
He's a total doormat.
At least your parents aren't separated.
'Cause mine are separated.
There's no time right now.
We'll circle back to this.
- But a relationship can't be one-sided.
- This is important.
You see him? That's my dog, Rex.
We had him when I was a kid.
My grandma named him after the TV series.
- Uh-huh.
- Remember that, okay?
- Grandma, Rex, series. All right.
- Rex, like the show. That's important.
And isn't it a bit strange
that you don't have any photos of us?
Uh We still have to go
to the supermarket.
We'll get groceries,
then we'll make, like, a picture diary
that'll show our relationship
at various stages.
- Sure.
- Okay, come on, come on.
This looks like Notting Hill, doesn't it?
- Like Like a café in Notting Hill?
- Yeah.
Good.
Here. Under the poplar.
- Did it burn you?
- No, no.
You're in spring,
so winter's another concept.
Yeah, right there.
Oh, that's a great position, yeah.
- Want me to take this one?
- Yes, Mom. Would you relax, please?
I said we'll see you there.
- That's perfect.
- Okay, I'll tell 'em.
Yeah, really, you think that it's cool
that I make more than you.
So what do you think? Can you tell
that this photo's been printed?
Uh, no, I can't tell. That's gonna work.
- [chuckles] Great.
- [sighs]
Okay.
Uh, set all of the places at the table,
because most parents
really love that, right?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right. Good call.
Your cooking smells incredible.
[sniffs] Mmm.
Oh, shit. Is that vegan? I'm a vegetarian.
No, you're not.
- According to you, life is too short.
- Boom.
And your favorite dish
is whatever's covered in ketchup.
Okay, you're a lawyer.
We'll say you work at a law firm.
Yeah, but I don't actually work at one,
so I'd prefer not to lie.
Yeah, but you really are a lawyer.
- Sure, I'm a lawyer.
- So there it is.
- I have my degree.
- So it's truthful, then.
- Right.
- Besides, my parents are really
You know, they like
they like things grandiose.
Uh-huh.
If you try to impress them, they'll
leave you alone and won't ask questions.
Okay, I'm just going to exaggerate, then.
Exactly. Exaggerate.
- And go crazy big with it.
- Right. Go big. Got it.
And let's see Hmm
What about how we touch?
Uh, meaning?
Should we stand more
- Or
- Uh, maybe you could grab my waist?
- Yeah, like that.
- Something like, "Hello."
- But without the robot voice.
- Right?
And if you feel like kissing,
make sure there's no tongue, all right?
- No tongue? Really?
- What do you think?
- No idea.
- What's your gut say?
It says without tongue when in public.
Right, but if you get carried away,
I'll follow your lead.
Like we're dying to get it on,
but we won't.
- Right. Should we practice?
- Got it? Do that and they'll love you.
- I don't want to
- . Yes.
- How is it?
- Try it. It's hot. Careful.
- Super hot?
- [blows]
- Mmm. Mmm!
- You like it? No?
- It's unreal. Incredible.
- It's all right? Yeah? Are you sure?
- So turning me on. What's in it?
- Mmm.
Mmm. Well, let's see
I made the sofrito from scratch, added
the veal, cooked it till it was tender,
and then I finished
with a pinch of nutmeg.
What did you say?
Yeah, nutmeg. At the end.
Really elevates it.
Are you fucking with me?
- What's wrong?
- You used nutmeg?
- Yeah.
- Unbelievable.
- Why? What is it?
- Oh, shit.
- [water running]
- Is this one of your tests?
- I'm allergic.
- Allergic? Are you kidding?
- I'm allergic!
- But we bought the nutmeg together.
Yeah, but, fuck,
I thought it was a fucking pepper!
Nutmeg's gonna make my throat swell
like that, or rather my tongue will swell.
Should we go to the hospital?
- Yes or no?
- No, no, we don't have any time.
If I go to the hospital,
they'll know I lied to them.
Oh, wait, I have pills.
Yes. I at least have a pill. Damn,
this is gonna take forever to kick in.
Is that enough?
I have to do something. What do I have
that's frozen? Some peas. Perfect.
- [groans]
- Does it hurt?
It'll pass. No, well, a little.
I mean, it burns, you know?
How does it look?
Oh, this is cauliflower.
Well, how does it look, huh?
A bit swollen.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh, shit! I can see my nose is swollen.
- No, it's fine. Don't worry.
But it was an honest mistake, wasn't it?
[slurred] If you were really my lover,
I mean, well, you would have known
you couldn't ever cook with that.
I can't understand what you're saying.
My boyfriend has to know
what my allergies are!
Your boyfriend has to know your allergies.
- Yes!
- [doorbell rings]
Oh! They just had to be punctual. Fuck!
- Oh, hey! There you guys are!
- [Celia] There she is.
Is your mouth all right?
I'm fine. It's just Botox. Just a few
little shots, like, around here.
Honey, I don't think you should be
doing that. You're perfect already.
- Why do this, seriously?
- Okay, Dad, thanks. So come on inside.
It's time for you all to meet Raúl.
- [Raúl] Hello.
- Hi! How are you?
- [Marta] He's a lawyer.
- [Raúl] It's nice to meet you.
- A lawyer!
- Really?
That is quite a job to have.
- Good to meet you, Raúl.
- Yeah, that's great.
I guess we're not the only ones
with a strong sense of justice.
- [Raúl] Uh-huh?
- In fact, I used to be a prison officer.
- And almost the warden, right?
- Well.
And I worked with some important people
while serving the Ministry of Justice.
- Uh-huh?
- And I know things.
- It's true.
- The kind of things that could
- Honey.
- really ruin someone's career.
No need to be ruining careers, right, Mom?
Come, let's get everyone a drink.
Can I take anyone's coats for them,
you guys?
Thanks, but I'm not sure what you'll do,
since Marta has no coatrack to place them.
I guess the one I got her on Amazon
wasn't cool.
- And whose fault is that? Amazon!
- I'll just toss them in here.
- Ooh! No, I meant the other closet.
- [clattering]
- This is definitely the wrong one.
- [César] Careful there.
- There's always room in here. Uh
- [César] You sure?
First, I have to pee-pee.
You saw that, right?
He went in there with our jackets.
- [sighs]
- [phone buzzing, chiming]
[Gina] Babe, you're so brave.
See? Everyone supports you.
Everyone, please don't forget
to use the hashtag #WeAreRául.
God, Georgina.
Whatever you need just ask,
we're here for you
Raúl, dude, i just heard about
what you're going through
[friend] Yo, yo, yo, Raúl.
It's been a while, dude.
Hey, so, listen, we're here for you, okay?
Don't worry.
You can call us whenever you want.
We're all Raúl, okay?
We got your fucking back.
What industry are his parents in?
His parents? Uh they're lawyers also.
- Oh, a family of lawyers.
- [César] Well, that's great.
- I brought some wine.
- Ah, great. Thanks for that.
Uh, they work, um
it's for a a big pharma company.
- [César] Ah. How about that!
- Ah.
- All right, let's move to the terrace.
- One moment. I just gotta Uh
Hey, you. A few days ago,
didn't you go on a date?
Yeah.
It all goes quickly these days,
and you're, well, old-fashioned.
Nuh-uh. You are.
- You all right, son?
- Yeah, yeah. Nearly done.
Well, the thing of it is
my cigs are in my jacket.
- [Raúl] Oh.
- Yeah, no, it's not a problem.
But I can't help wonder
Are you all right?
Yeah, yeah. [chuckles]
- What?
- Oh, it's just the prostate.
[César] What do you mean?
The prostate?
- Urinary incontinence.
- But you're so young.
- Yeah, it just came out of nowhere.
- No, it's not that uncommon.
Sometimes stuff like this Man, oh, man.
I have this friend
that's really struggling with it.
- Oh, yeah?
- But he's a bit older, of course.
So, tell us, Raúl, when did you guys meet?
'Cause your sweetheart,
she never shares with us.
- Ah.
- Well, the story is pretty funny.
- Yeah, it is.
- Right?
- Yeah, it's a real beaut.
- It was at a funeral. It was hot.
Weren't you at a funeral
this past weekend?
Yes, Detective. You see, in the spring,
people die left and right, sis.
Seems like a lot of funerals these days,
doesn't it, hmm?
It's a part of life.
If you had any friends, you would know.
Seriously, is your face all right?
We didn't actually meet right then.
We actually first met back in college.
You went to school together?
Yeah. I even had a crush on her
in those days.
Oh, you did, honey?
Well, you succeeded in the end, huh?
[César laughs]
All right, so, tell us,
what are your plans?
Well, first, you know,
parenting, obviously.
Of course.
And we dream of raising him
in my apartment.
When's Raúl moving in? You are moving in?
Well, uh
There was only one toothbrush
in the bathroom. That's weird.
[Marta] Oh, we're in trouble.
- It's the police.
- [Ana] Yeah, I'm the police.
Maybe the FBI will hire you
and make you move to another country.
No, seriously, though,
don't you clean your teeth?
Not with a toothbrush, I don't.
- You don't brush your teeth?
- What exactly are you saying, son?
I know it's not
the traditional way to do it.
And, honestly,
I still have problems with my gums.
Yeah, the blood goes shooting, shooting
out of his head whenever he brushes.
I'm always like, "Jesus Christ!
You need a tampon in your mouth!"
I mean, can't you brush
without all that happening?
- Well, I do it with, uh
- Hot water.
- Yeah.
- And paper.
Hot water and paper, and that's it.
Much less aggressive and abrasive.
'Cause fluoride, for me,
it's bad, all right?
It affects the cellulose
on your teeth, right?
Shall we toast?
- Yeah, right. Let's.
- Yeah.
Why don't we let Raúl here
speak a few words to the group?
Sure. Why not? Uh
- Well, how about to the family, then?
- Family! Yeah.
Present and future.
- [César] Oh, good one.
- That's beautiful, honey. Here's to love.
- And to love, the thing that has, uh
- [phone chimes]
- [Marta] Cheers.
- [Raúl] drawn us all together. Cheers.
Go ahead, if you need to answer.
Ah, no, no. That's not important.
No worries.
Probably work, right? A big,
important case you're already working?
Come on, you can tell us.
Don't forget what I told you.
The things we know.
Don't get me started on our executives.
- All right, Mom.
- The shady shit they've been doing.
Can we cut her off, please?
What? It's a special day.
- Is it the same for you?
- Yeah, it's the same, really.
You know it's dirty,
but you try to stay clean.
- [Celia] How so?
- The lawsuit I'm working on, um
[Marta clears throat]
it was drawn up against
a really big pharmaceutical company.
[Celia] Oh.
Isn't that what your parents
are doing for work?
My parents? Well, they defend a
a pharmaceutical company as well.
- I know you mentioned it.
- Yeah. Yeah, I definitely mentioned it.
How often do you fight a lawsuit
against your own parents?
Well, no, I mean,
it's not against them, obviously.
They're defending a company
and I'm defending a family
that lost their arms
because of a a bad drug interaction.
- It's true.
- They lost their arms?
- Totally armless.
- [César] For the love of God.
- It was so bad. Just horrible.
- From a damn medicine?
The entire family.
The parents, the kids, the pet dog.
What was the dog doing
with their medication?
The dog snatched half a bottle of pills
from the coffee table and [smacks lips]
Same thing. No more doggy arms.
A dog without arms?
I mean, I can't believe it.
- Gosh, how unfortunate.
- Oh, my goodness.
Anyway, so, yeah,
I'm facing off against my parents
in the biggest case of my life.
But whatever. Want some more coffee?
Raúl, with the salad?
Yeah, so, anyway,
it's a little tense lately.
The teeth, the stress, the prostate
- At least you're a lawyer.
- Right, yeah, I am.
We need more coffee.
Come on. I'll help you make it.
[César clears throat]
[sighs] There's no way this is working.
Oh, really? No shit, Sherlock.
If we have kids,
will they also be armless?
Why do my parents work
for a pharma company?
I thought we'd discuss Rex.
This'll never work.
- It won't end well.
- No. Just breathe.
Breathe with me, all right, Raúl?
- Raúl
- [gasps]
- Holy cocoa bird! You freaked me out.
- A little jumpy, are we? My bad.
Can I have a moment with my sister?
- Please?
- Uh, yeah, sure.
Okay, what is it? What?
Tell me you're not having a baby
just to keep your apartment.
Well, hey, some do it for less, Ana.
Marta, you'd mortgage your whole life
for walls and a ceiling?
- And a terrace.
- At least he's the father, no?
Ah, no. How could he be when he's
a responsible person, not a drug user?
He is a lawyer? That was true, wasn't it?
Yeah.
No.
- So which is it?
- Well
- Go ahead.
- He's in Human Resources.
- Where?
- Where? At a dealership.
So he's not in Human Resources.
He sells cars.
Look, Ana, I'm gonna ask you a favor,
because I never ask for anything.
Not a word of this to Mom, all right?
- Because you know it'll break her heart.
- I won't say a thing.
- Eh.
- [gasps] Oh, Christ!
Is everyone a ninja in this family?
He's not the father, admit it.
He seems like a good one, too.
[César clears throat] Hmm.
May I give you some advice right now?
Yes, of course.
- Look, I wasn't trying to look.
- Uh-huh.
Because I've always had
this amazing eyesight, you know.
Better than normal.
Even the doctors don't understand it.
I saw your messages.
"I'm so sorry." "Count on me."
"What a bummer."
Yeah. Just so you know,
uh, Marta doesn't know yet
Look, we all have doubts in our lives,
and I totally understand that.
Hey, being a dad is a serious thing,
you know. And it can be terrifying.
Yeah. I was overcome with doubts
when I found out that Celia was pregnant.
- Ah.
- Nearly ran off.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, honestly.
It was just a few hours, because, really,
where the hell was I gonna go, right?
You know in the movies,
they make it seem so easy, but it isn't.
When my senses returned to me,
I started pulling my weight.
My daughter, when she came along,
it was the most beautiful thing
that ever happened to me.
Growing up, we think it's all about us.
But then you have a kid.
That's when you learn that life,
it really goes much deeper
than we even realize.
When you can understand that,
nothing else really matters anymore.
Hey, but you are pregnant, right, honey?
- Yes, she really is.
- Yeah.
You think we'd want you
to stay with someone just to have a baby?
I'm not gonna throw my grandchild
out. You can keep the place.
Oh, booyah, bitch!
Can we finish this family party now?
Hey, do you think Dad figured it out?
Your father's a big idiot.
- [sighs]
- [sighs]
- Wow. Thanks.
- I am exhausted.
You have got to be the best
fictional boyfriend in all the world.
- [chuckles] Somehow I doubt that.
- [laughs]
But I gave it my best.
I thought we worked as a couple
pretty well overall.
Me too.
By the way, you have a really nice family.
Hey, quick question.
You aren't leaving, are you?
- What?
- Well, it's just that
Hypothetically, we're a couple, aren't we?
Hypothetically, yes, of course.
And, hypothetically,
wouldn't it be kind of weird
if my boyfriend left
after lunch with my parents?
Hypothetically, very strange.
Right, and, hypothetically,
what do we think this couple does now?
[Raúl] Let's see
I've already seen this one.
- [Marta] I'm falling asleep.
- Drama Action
Wanna check a different app?
That'll be the fourth one
we've been through.
Oof, then what's left?
Mm-hmm. Oh, there's this.
It's supposed to be pretty good,
but a tearjerker.
- I don't cry.
- What do you mean? Of course you cry.
Mmm. No. I don't cry from movies.
Have you seen this?
- No.
- Tears will stream.
It's a cartoon movie. [laughs]
- All right.
- You're serious?
- Okay, I warned you.
- Just watch.
- Watch and we'll see how cold you are.
- All right.
- And me.
- Okay.
Okay, here we go.
[sobbing]
This is really sad.
Well, it appears you do cry at movies,
then, Ice.
Well, it's only this one.
I have more in this style if you want.
Put on The Hangover.
[laughs]
- Who am I?
- Sean Penn?
- Mmm.
- That's amazing.
Wait. Here's another. Uh
Uh Clint Eastwood.
Oh, yeah! That's good, that's good! Yeah.
So, this next one,
oh, I can't remember
if the eyebrows start up or down, um
I really am pregnant.
I don't know why I lied to you.
I think that deep down, um,
I still don't wanna face it, you know?
Lately, it feels like
I'm watching my own life, you know?
Like I'm starring in my own reality show.
Mm-hmm.
I'm there, in the middle of a crowd,
just watching from the outside,
and I can see mistake after mistake,
and I just wanna scream at her,
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
But then I don't really do anything.
I don't even really react.
Yeah. Believe it or not,
I understand you perfectly. I mean it.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
My life isn't at all
how I thought it would be, you know?
It's not even like I know
where I'm supposed to be at right now.
Yeah, same here.
It's like I'm just going with the flow
with no idea what to do,
and, at some point, I suppose, the
Like, it would be great
if there were a referendum
and all of Spain just told me
what I should do.
Yeah, but that's not happening.
You gotta make your own decisions.
Confront the reality.
Yeah, but what is reality?
I don't know
what my reality should be either.
[sighs] Maybe it's not being sure
if you want this kid or not.
My God, that was a lot I put on you there.
- No.
- Sorry, dude. I'm a narcissist.
Tell me about you.
You were telling me earlier
about your parents.
I think you said
they were, like, separated or
Like, tell me where you're at in life now.
Are you, like? Dude, what is this?
Are you wanting to kiss me right now?
Uh, yeah, but I couldn't reach
because my chair's awkward,
and then I made it awkward.
No, I mean, it's cool.
- Yeah, kind of.
- These are super awkward, aren't they?
We look like two paraplegics
who are trying to
- Yeah.
- No, no, listen. Let's
What if I sit like this?
[clears throat]
So, where are you at in life, Raúl?
- What are these tattoos?
- These? Well
You haven't seen them yet?
- Wiener dog named Fassbender and
- This one?
Oh, you remember these three?
These guys from the news?
- Encarnita, Josefina, Miguel?
- Mmm
You know, they feel like family.
[both laugh]
- [Marta] Mmm! Mmm.
- [laughs]
[Marta] Dude, so many buttons.
- You're so strong. [laughs]
- [laughs]
[Marta] Okay. Uh
Well, listen, since you're kind of
in that zone that's sensitive an' all,
uh, did you brush your teeth yet?
Because you did put
kind of a lot of nutmeg in that,
and if you didn't brush, then we're gonna
have to go to the ER again, okay?
I've brushed them twice already,
I rinsed them with fluoride,
and I flossed after that.
Wow, you're getting me super wet.
Hi, Raúl. It's your mom.
I saw the WhatsApp group.
What's all this about cancer?
Call me, please.
I'm very worried about all this.
Hi, honey. It's Mom. Please call me back.
What's going on?
[line ringing]
Raúl, sweetheart, tell me what's going on.
- Hi, Mom.
- Everyone keeps calling me.
I'm so confused. What
What's happening? What is it?