Mating Season (2026) s01e04 Episode Script

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["Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
[song fading]
-[dogs barking furiously]
-No! No! No!
-[Summer] Penelope!
-Summer!
[yelps] Oh God! You're okay! You're okay!
[grunting]
Hey, Pen, you hungry?
Ray found a can
of something called "ravioli"?
Stupid thing! Won't open!
-Penelope? Oh!
-Shut the door!
-I don't want them to see me like this!
-Oh God, what's going on?
I'm burrowing, okay?
Foxes do this when we're upset!
-What are you so upset about?
-I'm not upset! Fuck you!
-Whoa.
-And nothing happened in Canada!
-[pottery clinks]
-Ow! What the hell is this?
Oh my God, you dug up Dylan's old mug.
-Dylan? You mean your ex-boyfriend?
-Yeah.
Was he really the World's Best Boss?
No. No, he was freelance.
Oh God, I haven't
thought about him in so long.
Well, what exactly happened with him?
You know what, Pen?
I'll tell you about Dylan if you tell me…
-What happened in Canada?
-Bingo.
[sighs] I really… I don't know.
You can do it!
It'll make you feel better, I promise!
Come on, girl. [clicks tongue]
-Okay, I'll try.
-There you go.
[sighs heavily] So, um…
Well, I guess it all started
in Manitoba about three years ago.
It was early spring.
Patches of snow still sort of hung
on the bramble bushes.
[Fawn] Ooh! Nice scene setting.
[Penelope] Yeah, I want to make sure
you remember we're in Canada,
which is different from here,
but also very similar.
[sniffing] Oh, yeah.
That's the good stuff.
You know Pa says
we're not allowed to eat these berries.
-Why are you calling him "Pa"?
-Well, I was trying to be folksy!
Okay, fine. Dad says it's dangerous
to go near Old Man Trudeau's farm.
Come on, Bethany.
Aren't you tired of eating spiders
and larvae for every meal?
Well, sometimes I eat my own puke.
-That is an eating disorder.
-All my friends do it!
They're berry, berry good.
-Uh, ruh-roh!
-Dude, what's wrong?
-[dogs growling]
-[nervously] Hey, new friends.
-What it be?
-[growling continues]
Uh, Penelope?
-Run, Bethany! Run!
-[dogs barking]
Get 'em!
I'll distract them!
Hey, over here!
Look at this ass, it's delicious!
[Penelope screaming]
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
-[straining]
-[barking continues]
My God, you're so fast!
-[dog barks]
-[Penelope yelps]
-[snarling]
-[Penelope whimpers]
Uh…
[exclaims]
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to, um,
chase you with murderous intent.
I'm… Summer.
Oh my God, I love summer.
I… I mean the season, not the dog.
I mean, I could love you,
but I barely know you!
Slow down, lady! We just met.
You're funny. I've never actually
talked to a fox before.
Well, I've never talked to a hound.
I've run away from them in terror,
but this is nice too.
Um, I'm Penelope, by the way.
-Penelope.
-[dog] I got her scent! This way!
Oh shit, that's my dad!
You need to run now!
Oh, right, yes! Here I go!
Uh, um…
Sayonara, my little croissant.
-[sighs contentedly]
-[Fawn] Oh! There was a girl in Canada.
-[Penelope] Oh, yeah. A real hot bitch.
-[Fawn] And you can say that because…
[Penelope] She's a dog.
Yeah, that's how it works.
Well, right around that time,
there was a wolf moving into my cave.
Okay, hang on,
we're both gonna have flashbacks?
-I love that for us!
-Yeah, but not Ray and Josh.
They're just trying to open a can.
-[Josh] Fuck you, can!
-[Ray] You're not better than us!
Anyway, it was the only time
I'd ever lived with a boyfriend.
-Gotcha!
-[sarcastically] Oh no, a wolf! Help!
-Yeah, you're in trouble now.
-[giggling]
Aw, nice! The caricature of us
from that bat's bat mitzvah.
-I kept this T-shirt too.
-Oh!
Maybe you and I
should do the horizontal Hora.
You're a naughty little predator,
aren't you?
Never thought I'd settle down
with a herbivore.
-Wow, I must really be amazing.
-Eh, you're all right.
This is a national emergency! I don't know
why you guys aren't more concerned!
-Oh God, what now?
-It's a drought!
Ray's freaking out
'cause he hasn't had sex in three weeks.
If my penis doesn't get moisture,
all of the crops,
aka my penis, are gonna die.
[laughing] Three weeks is not that long!
-I mean, Olivia and I haven't had sex in--
-Josh, that's personal.
Right, right, nobody needs to know
it's been a month.
Oh God, a month?
Don't worry, Little Raymond Valentine,
I'll kill you before that happens.
His penis's last name
is different from his?
It's best not to think
too deeply about it.
I can't help it.
I have a million questions.
[gasps] Wow!
Dylan, you're the World's Best Boss?
Oh, nah, I'm freelance.
I actually found that in a junkyard
when I was out partying with my pack
during a full moon.
-Yeah!
-We bit a human man.
No! You bit him?
-He cried! Yeah…
-[laughing]
That's the coolest story I've ever heard.
I bet you've had sex
every day of your goddamn life.
Not every day. I was a baby once.
And you can't have sex as a baby,
'cause it's wrong.
I am so happy for you guys.
-I know!
-Moving in is a big step.
-You two are an inspiration.
-[incredulously] Who, me and Josh?
Speaking of,
isn't your anniversary coming up?
Almost! April 18th.
-Try March 5th.
-Ahh!
-That's in, like, four days!
-[sighs] Three days.
Oh God!
I need to leave now to purchase something
completely unrelated to this conversation.
-Goodbye! Ahh!
-[sighs] We'll get out of your fur too.
Hey, do me a favor, Dylan.
The next time you climax,
will you scream my name?
-[laughs] Sure, Ray.
-Fuck. That rocks.
-Hey, what do you think you're doing?
-I need to sweep up the mess, you goof.
Well, I was thinking instead
maybe we christen the place.
Okay. You're not really
gonna scream Ray's name, are you?
-Trust me. I'll make it work.
-[laughing]
[owl hooting]
[Bethany] And then the hound
chased Pen into the woods.
I thought they were gonna
rip her tit to taint!
This is exactly why
you're not supposed to go near that farm!
Dad, she's being dramatic, okay?
Hounds are vicious, vile animals.
They won't stop until we're all dead
and stuffed with sawdust.
-With glass eyeballs!
-Guys! We're fine!
What if you ended up
like Judy O'Doherty's son?
-Torn to pieces!
-What?
They found his head in the woods
and his rump in the river, Penelope.
He was gonna be an optometrist!
Is that a good job? Or…
You listen to me, young lady.
This is not a game!
You are not to go
near that farm ever again.
-Understand?
-Yes, I understand.
Good! Now eat your bugs.
Yeah, slurp us up.
Do me slow.
My butt is also my head.
Ugh.
Did you hear about Judy's other son?
He's a rapper in Toronto now.
Rap music. I call it "crap" music.
[sighs longingly]
[all snoring]
-Screw it.
-[mischievous music playing]
[muttering] It's not even singing.
Just talking.
[panting]
-[dogs snoring]
-[exclaims] There she is!
Okay, how do I do this
without ending up with glass eyes?
-[dog yips]
-Oh shit, wrong dog.
Come on. Focus.
[yawning]
-[coughing]
-Oh God! I killed her!
-[pebble rattles]
-Over here!
[gasps] Oh my God, it's you.
What are you doing here?
I know! I know this is crazy,
but I just had to see you.
-It is crazy.
-Oh.
-But I'm glad you came.
-Oh, thank God.
-I can't stop thinking about you.
-Me too.
My brain's been all like,
"Summer, Summer, food."
"Summer, Summer, poop. Summer, Summer…"
Ah, I regret saying poop.
Don't be embarrassed. Poop is delicious.
Okay, look, I know we're
supposed to be natural enemies,
and if my parents knew I was here,
they would kill me.
Yeah, if my parents knew you were here,
they'd kill you too.
-Oh, yeah, my life is in full danger.
-[laughing]
But I just…
When I think of you, I want to explode.
It's like I have to pee really bad,
but it's in my heart?
-I like you too.
-[dog growls softly]
[yawns]
-[snoring continues]
-[both] Phew!
Okay, you know that rock by the stream
that looks like two beavers butt-to-butt?
That's my favorite rock.
I call it "butt rock."
-Meet me there tomorrow night, okay?
-Yeah! Way okay.
Sayonara, my little croissant.
[laughs] Oh my God,
it's so much cooler when you say it!
[laughs] Ah…
Honey, I'm home!
[laughs] I've always wanted to say that.
[Dylan] I'll be out in a sec!
I'm in our bedroom!
Okay, I'm just gonna put away--
Oh! Ow!
Oh God! [sniffs] What…
Is this piss?
-[dramatic note plays]
-[Fawn gasping]
How did he get it on the ceiling? Ugh!
Dylan! Whoa!
Whoa! Ugh.
Dylan, did you pee all over--
All over the apartment? You bet.
Okay, I guess that's how
he got it on the ceiling.
Um, may I ask why
you're urinating on everything?
Gotta mark my territory, Fawny.
Excuse me, our territory.
-Ah!
-Right.
I mean, that's how I repel
other predators and keep us safe.
Gotta let everyone know you're my gal!
[laughs nervously] That's sweet, I guess.
It's also sour,
if you're interested in tasting it.
No, I'm good.
Uh, you know, Dylan, my love language
is more words of affirmation
and less pee on the ceiling.
-Babe, I'm a wolf.
-I know.
-And this is a huge step for me.
-[sighs]
I've never liked a girl so much
that I wanted to pee on all her stuff.
Uh, well… I mean, that is affirmation.
-It sure is. Mmm.
-[kissing and urinating]
-You're peeing on my leg now, aren't you?
-Uh-uh-uh! Our leg.
Right. Ugh.
Summer? Am I at the right rock?
Is there another butt rock?
-Hey, you.
-[exclaims] My queen has arrived!
I mean, what's up, dude?
What's in the basket?
I thought we could have a night picnic.
[gasps] The berries?
Oh my God,
I can't believe you did all this.
And all I brought you is this dumb stick.
[incredulously] Stick? I love sticks!
Oh my God, you are so cute!
-Do you want to try some?
-Uh, of course, yeah.
[spitting] Ugh!
It tastes like dirt and mold.
You got a moldy part?
Those are the best! Let me get a taste.
[laughs] Oh!
-I'm the taste.
-[romantic song playing]
They say our love cannot be true
They say it's wrong, that it's taboo ♪
But my tail never wagged so hard ♪
-As when you came into my life ♪
-[both laughing]
-[Summer] Oh, I'm gonna catch you!
-Baby, I'm gonna let you catch me!
Just when I thought
You would disembowel me ♪
Girl, you turned around and wowed me ♪
Come on in. The water's wet.
Ooh, mama.
So what are you gonna do with those?
Are you gonna give me paw?
[exclaims and howls]
How can this be wrong
When it feels so pure and natural? ♪
Yeah, you like that?
-Who's my good girl? Who's my good girl?
-Yes, I'm your good girl.
Oh, you got my leg going! Holy shit!
Yeah, I want to stay this way forever ♪
Laughing and licking
Each other's nethers ♪
'Cause I feel my life
Is finally complete ♪
-Yeah, you got this bitch in heat ♪
-[song fading]
-[both sigh]
-Paws down, best week of my life.
Every time we're together,
I feel like I've just gotten one
of those balls that's filled with cheese.
And then every time we part,
it's like I lost the ball under the couch.
I guess love do be like that.
Did you say love?
Uh, no. I mean, yeah. Unless you…
-I love you too.
-[gasps]
Yay!
Oh my God.
No, I know. Look, I love Dylan.
He's romantic. He's sexy.
His eyes penetrate my soul.
But he's been pissing all over my place.
Oh, that's the smell?
It was driving me crazy!
-So what do I do?
-Nothing.
-Nothing?
-Yeah! Dylan's a wild animal.
Yeah, and it's a good sign
that he marked his territory, right?
-No, you idiots!
-Oh.
Listen, Dylan was a wild animal.
Now he's your boyfriend.
You need to domesticate him.
-Domesticate him?
-Yeah.
He needs to pee in the toilet,
take regular baths,
make sure he's not covered in fleas.
It's common courtesy.
[imitates alarm buzzing] Wrong!
Trust me, Fawn.
As someone who hasn't had sex
in 508 hours, 32 minutes, and 12 seconds,
you need to treasure Dylan's penis
and the piss that comes out of it.
Thank you, but since Olivia's advice
means my cave won't be covered in urine,
I'm gonna listen to her.
-Mistake.
-Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go to the little bears' room
where pee is supposed to go.
Good call, babe! Way to know your body.
-Did you get an anniversary present yet?
-Oh-ho-ho!
Not only did I get her a present,
I got her the perfect present.
That's what I'm talking about, Joshy!
What'd you get her?
It's a coupon for a bear hug.
-Really? You're gonna give her a hug?
-[Fawn sighs]
Josh, what are you, two years old
and it's Mother's Day?
What? No, it's a bear hug.
Did you not get it? Or…
-[Fawn] No, we got it.
-Yes! We're telling you not to give it.
-Oh, shit! I gotta go.
-[Fawn] Yeah. We know.
[Ray] Get out of here. Vamoose.
I can't believe that guy's having sex.
I'm not sure he is.
-Welcome home, lover.
-Hey.
-What are you reading?
-Big Bad Wolf's memoir.
-You know she came out as trans?
-Oh, good for her.
Yeah, apparently, the grandma clothes
really unlocked something.
Listen, um,
can I talk to you about something?
Of course! What's up?
-I am so happy that we moved in together.
-Me too.
And I think it's sweet
that you wanted to mark your territory.
Thank you.
But I really don't want
all of our stuff covered in pee.
Oh!
I mean, you know it's not just pee, right?
-Mmm-hmm.
-There's hormones, pheromones.
I just…
I guess I need you to be a little more…
domestic?
-Domestic? Um…
-You know, like, cleaner.
A little more considerate
of the shared space.
-Huh.
-Less… piss.
So, wait, you don't want me to pee?
I'm not a doctor, but won't I die?
No, no, you can pee. Just in the toilet.
In the toilet? I guess.
I mean… if you really want me to.
Great! Fantastic! Good compromise.
Yeah…
Okay. I urinated in the toilet.
It felt insane, but I did it.
Good boy! Good boy! Up!
No snakes, no snakes, no snakes.
Ah, this whole
domestic bliss thing is pretty nice.
Yeah. So, the pee is just gone now?
Sure is.
But where does it go?
-[wolves howling in distance]
-Huh?
[howling softly]
-Where do you think you're going?
-Jesus! You scared the scat out of me.
I know you've been
sneaking around with that hound.
[gasps] I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Don't play dumb!
I saw you have, like, 11 orgasms.
You got finger blasted in a river…
-Shut up, you little creep!
-[yelps]
-Mom! Dad!
-Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?
Penelope's been sneaking off
and hooking up with a hound!
-What?
-Is this true?
Yes, it's true! We're in love!
That's ridiculous.
Penelope, you are a fox. She is a hound.
We're in a cave! This is a rock.
Who cares?
Oh my God! The whole filthy pack
must have our scent by now.
-We need to leave immediately.
-What?
If we stay, they'll track us,
kill us in our sleep,
tear open our insides
and use our intestines as scarves!
Dad, you've got to stop watching Fox News!
Both of you pack up your things.
We leave at daybreak.
No! You don't even know Summer!
She would never hurt us!
I know she ain't nothing but a hound dog.
And she is not a friend of ours.
You guys are ruining my life!
[dramatic music playing]
-[goose honks]
-Sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
Where are you off to
in the middle of the night, fox?
My parents found out
I'm in love with a hound.
Where are you going, goose?
My parents found out that I'm in love
with a goose-down comforter.
Oh, she's-- she's beautiful.
-It's a he!
-Love is love.
Summer!
Hey, what's wrong?
My parents found out about us,
and now they're freaking out.
-Oh no.
-They want to leave town, Summer.
-Like, like right now.
-Wait, like, forever?
-Yes!
-No! What if I talk to them?
-Maybe if they met me--
-You're a hound.
That's all they'll ever see.
That's why we need to run away.
What? You and me?
Look, I know it's sudden,
but we could go wherever we want.
-Pittsburgh?
-Sure.
I mean, we could sidebar
about the exact location,
but the important thing is
we would be together.
What do you think?
-Let's do it.
-Yes!
-Let's go to Pittsburgh.
-Okay, she's stuck on Pittsburgh.
-[wolves howling in distance]
-[objects breaking]
What the hell?
[wolves yipping and chattering]
Jesus Christ!
-Hi-ya!
-[laughing] Yeah!
Hey, Dylan, you want
a huff and puff of this?
-Yeah, man! Let's blow this house down!
-[laughing]
What the hell is going on out here?
I invited the pack over.
I totally forgot it was a full moon!
Full moon!
-[all howling]
-Pack attack, baby!
-What the fuck are you guys doing here?
-I'm in the pack!
I'm also here.
-Yes, I can see that, Josh, but why?
-Because it's a full moon!
[all howling] Full moon!
-And when we went to the dump…
-Which rocked ass!
…I got the perfect gift for Olivia.
Ta-fucking-da, bitch.
-Nunchucks?
-Yeah, you can smack stuff with 'em.
Show her, Josh!
-[exclaiming]
-[objects smashing]
Ow! My snout.
You think Olivia wants a karate weapon
from the dump for her anniversary?
You know, when a lady says it,
it really does sound like a crappy gift.
Oh, man! Somebody, help me!
What do girls like?
Your turn! Out!
Uh, excuse me. I'm Dylan's guest.
-He's my guest, babe.
-Yeah, he's helping me end my drought.
-Yeah, man.
-He said I needed a piece of flair.
Check out these puppies.
We found those at the dump
in a broken stroller.
Looks like I'm
in the Paw Patrol now, baby!
You know what?
I think those make you look taller.
And I think my drought might be over.
I think it's insane that there's
a full-blown party in my house right now.
It's 4:00 in the morning!
Babe, it's a sacred night,
and they're our guests.
They're your guests,
who you invited without asking me.
-And they're trashing our house.
-But it's a full--
-No! You say "full moon" again!
-[all] Full moon!
-That's it! Everyone out right now!
-[Dylan] Fawn.
[Ray] Come on, sweetheart.
Let's get out of here.
-What the hell was that?
-I am not doing this right now.
-I'm going to sleep.
-Babe--
No! That's your bed tonight! Bad wolf!
[door slams]
[dramatic music playing]
[panting] Wait, wait.
Wait, I can't run anymore.
Hounds are sprinters.
My endurance is shit.
Okay, no problem. Let's see, um…
Oh! There's a cave. We can rest in there.
All right. This isn't too bad.
As far as caves go,
I'd give it a solid B-minus.
I guess, but is it safe?
-Oh, of course it's safe.
-[creepy voice] Totally safe.
-[both screaming]
-Hey, no need to shriek in terror, ladies.
-Mi cave es su cave.
-Oh, um, cool.
-[laughs nervously] Thanks, man.
-You know what?
I'll give you a heads-up if any scorpions
crawl all over you while you're sleeping.
-[nervously] Scorpions?
-[laughs] Nah! I'm just kidding.
-[menacingly] The real concern is 5G.
-What?
A lot of those trees
are actually cell towers.
A bunch of birds
have hatched without heads.
Um, cool, cool.
Running made me hungry.
When do the big hands bring us the food?
What? "The big hands"?
Yeah, they put
the brown pebbles in your bowl,
and you eat really fast
without stopping or breathing.
[laughs] That's not
how you eat in the wild, silly.
-Oh.
-But it's okay. I'm here.
-I'll be your big hands.
-Okay.
You gotta admit,
sneaking away in the middle of the night,
hiding in a mysterious cave,
it's kind of romantic.
-Yeah, it is.
-Oh! Did I catch you smiling?
-Oh my God, shut up.
-I'm not gonna shut up.
-[heartwarming music playing]
-Oop!
You ladies are getting intimate.
I'll close my eyes.
Gotta warn you, though,
my hearing is impeccable.
-Maybe we should just go to sleep.
-Yeah, that's fair.
-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.
Goodnight, girls. Love you.
Oh!
[sarcastically] Good, you didn't clean up.
Good morning to you too.
Can we talk about
you kicking my pack out last night,
or do you need to stomp off again
like a Clydesdale?
Oh, we doing insults?
You smell like fucking shit, buddy!
-Very mature.
-And you were the asshole last night.
-It was a full moon!
-[coughing]
-[weakly] Full moon! A-whoo!
-Please, just get out.
[coughing] All right.
All right, I'm going.
But, hey, I'm rooting for you two.
Okay, look, I get it.
-The full moon is a big deal, I guess.
-You guess?
But can't you celebrate it somewhere else?
Oh, so now I have to piss in a toilet,
celebrate the full moon somewhere else.
What's next, you want me
to roll over and play dead?
Yeah, right now I kind of do.
I'm not a lap dog, Fawn.
I'm a fucking wolf!
I know you're a wolf!
Really?
It feels like you're trying to tame me!
-No, I'm not trying to tame you. I just--
-You just what?
I thought you'd change!
Oh, there it is! You want me to change!
Yes! Fine! I want you to change!
-Well, I don't want to change!
-Well, I can't live like this!
Well, what are we supposed to do?
Break up?
[softly] I… I don't know.
-Maybe we should.
-Oh.
-Okay.
-[melancholy music playing]
[smacks lips] Okay.
I guess I'll go.
Stay with my pack.
Okay.
Okay.
-[melancholy music continues]
-[howling]
[crying softly]
-[shivering]
-[snoring softly]
-[dogs barking in distance]
-[gasps] Penelope! Penelope, wake up!
It's my family.
They must have caught our scent.
-Oh shit! We gotta go. Come on.
-[barking continues]
Good luck, girls! I'm rooting for you two!
-[barking continues]
-[both panting]
Summer! Summer, get back here!
-[barking continues]
-[dramatic music playing]
[both panting]
Oh God! What now? We're screwed.
No, no, no, this is perfect.
Once we cross, they'll lose our scent.
Okay, let's jump on that log
on the count of three.
-Jump? Penelope, I don't think--
-Yes!
One, two…
-Three!
-[dramatic music building]
-[gasps] Summer!
-I… I can't.
It's okay! I'll catch you!
-No, I can't go with you.
-What? What do you mean?
This is all just… It's moving too fast.
What? This is a regular lesbian pace!
But I left my family.
We don't have any food.
There's no plan. It's too much.
But I was gonna
move to Pittsburgh for you!
[Summer] I'm sorry!
No! Summer!
Summer! No!
Ahh!
[somber music playing]
-[Fawn crying]
-[melancholy music playing]
Well, Fawn, looks like we're alone again.
When I was a young doe ♪
I always dreamed I would find-- ♪
Oh, fuck! Dead body, dead body, dead body!
-[groaning]
-Oh, thank God, she's alive.
Okay, come on.
Come on! Come on!
-[coughing]
-I'm free!
-[groaning]
-Hey.
Am I in Pittsburgh?
I don't think so? Are you okay?
[sobs] Not really.
Same here.
-You want to talk about it?
-[sobbing] Not really!
[crying] Me neither!
-I'm Penelope.
-I'm Fawn.
[Penelope] And we never did talk about it…
until today.
-[sobbing] I love you.
-[sobbing] You literally saved my life.
If you asked me to jump onto a log,
I would totally do it.
And if you asked me to pee in the toilet,
I would just fucking do it.
-Have you not been peeing in the toilet?
-I don't wanna talk about it!
Hey, guys! Ooh, we finally got it open!
Don't you wanna know
what ravioli tastes like?
Oh, boy. They're crying.
What are we supposed to do?
Do we shake 'em?
-You know, I am actually kind of hungry.
-Yeah, me too.
-All right, here, but don't eat it all.
-It's wetter than I thought.
Yeah, I hate it. Give me more.
Seriously, guys, please save some for us.
It was really hard to open.
-Shut the fuck up, Josh!
-Yeah, I'll fucking kill you!
I love you, Pen!
-[Penelope] I love you too, Fawn.
-[romantic song playing]
They say our love cannot be true
They say it's wrong, that it's taboo ♪
But my tail never wagged so hard
As when you came into my life ♪
Just when I thought you would
Disembowel me ♪
Girl, you turned around and wowed me ♪
I want to be with you forever ♪
Laughing and licking
Each other's nethers ♪
How can this be wrong
When it feels so pure and natural? ♪
How can something bad feel oh so good? ♪
-Yeah, you got this bitch in heat ♪
-[song fading]