Kian's Bizarre B&B (2025) s01e06 Episode Script
Episode 6
1
DAY 5
7 A.M.
JIN WAKES UP
BOW
TIDYING UP THE BLANKET AGAIN TODAY
KI-HONG PASSES BY
YE-EUN PASSES BY
[Ye-eun] Let's go.
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
THE OWNER IS STILL OUT COLD
Where's your student?
STUDENT?
I think she's over there.
YESTERDAY MORNING
You're leaving for a tutoring session?
Tell them to come here.
-Should I? [laughs]
-Yeah.
-Where does your student live?
-In Gwangju.
That's just a stone's throw
from Ulleungdo.
-[Ye-eun] What's your student's name?
-[Ki-hong] Chae-won. Oh!
-[Ye-eun] Chae-won!
-[Ki-hong] Chae-won, Chae-won!
Hello.
THE STUDENT ARRIVES IN ULLEUNGDO
-It's been a while since I've seen her.
-Hello, hello.
[Ye-eun] I can't believe
your student came here.
-How do I get down there?
-Want a hand?
-Yeah.
-Here, step on this.
-Thank you.
-There you go.
-It's nice seeing you.
-Great. This is the captain.
Yes, I'm the captain. Hello.
FASCINATED
-Hello.
-[Ye-eun] We'll depart now.
[Ki-hong] This isn't
our usual tutoring spot.
We need a ride.
We decided to go to Dokdo last minute.
Hop on.
QUICK SWITCH
-[Ki-hong laughs] Okay.
-Whoa.
SURPRISED
ALSO SURPRISED
-She came here?
-[laughs]
[Min-jun] All the way
for a tutoring session.
-Here?
-[Sung-ho] I don't believe it.
THE OWNER HAS NO IDEA
Do you want a quick tour?
-This slide is normally just an exit.
-I see.
But since you're wearing a skirt
Whoa. Wow.
AMAZED
You go down through these doors.
This is the second floor.
Those are the beds.
-This is a place to drink tea and chat.
-Wow.
-Like this.
-[gasps] You scared me.
[both laugh]
Whoa.
Oh! Hello there.
-[Ki-hong] Good morning.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Who's this?
-She's my student.
-Ah!
You came all this way for tutoring?
Thought I'd do some traveling too.
Really?
NICE TO MEET YOU
-[Chae-won] Hello.
-[Ye-eun] This is
-[Ki-hong] The student I'm tutoring.
-Hello.
BOWS AGAIN
[chuckles]
-[Ki-hong] Should we start?
-[Sung-ho] Time to study.
-[Ki-hong] How about here?
-You're going to study there?
-[Min-jun] It's nice.
-[Kian] Does that even work?
I don't know.
TUTORING LOCATION
TEATIME ZONE
[Ki-hong] I feel it'll work.
Let me go there.
[Chae-won] Oh, hang on.
[Min-seob] Yeah?
[Min-jun] There's one underneath.
-[Chae-won] Did something fall?
-[Ki-hong] The pen fell.
CATCHES
ARE THEY DOING OKAY?
[Ki-hong] You learned about
Bohr's atomic model, right?
I did learn a little about it
once on the AP portal.
-Okay.
-Up to here.
FLIPS
-Understand this formula?
-On this side.
The wind is really strong.
This isn't working.
-You okay?
-I give up.
GIVES UP ON THE TEATIME ZONE
WHERE SHOULD WE DO THE TUTORING SESSION?
-[Ki-hong] Downstairs?
-Uncharted territory.
[Ki-hong] Just slide down.
TUTORING LOCATION
FIRST FLOOR KITCHEN
[Chae-won] Whoa! [yelps]
-Good. You're almost there.
-[laughs]
-Great.
-[laughing]
ALL THIS FOR A TUTORING SESSION
TUTORING STARTS FOR REAL
The degree of brightness is the amount
of energy expelled per unit of time.
So, joules per second.
Joule is the unit of energy.
Uh-huh.
It's measured by unit of time,
so "joule" is divided by the unit of time,
which is "sec."
-Yeah.
-It's "joules per second," or "watts."
So, plus b is 1 over R-squared of b.
YE-EUN RETURNS FROM HER SHOWER
-Where's Ki-hong?
-He's tutoring downstairs.
Oh, really?
-Where's he tutoring?
-[Sung-ho] Downstairs.
ARE THEY DOING OKAY?
-[door slams]
-That scared me.
So, that means
brightness is s times s, right?
[audio sped up]
HIS FOCUS DOES NOT WAVER
But remember that we can express it
like this only for Bohr's hydrogen atom.
Okay.
Bohr's hydrogen atom.
That's it. Understand?
-He came down so quietly.
-When you write it, it's negative
-[AC beeps]
-Aren't you cold?
ADJUSTS THE TEMPERATURE FOR THEM
CAREFULLY TAKES WHAT HE NEEDS
-[Ki-hong] The z looks wrong.
-This?
-You left out one nucleon.
-It needs to be brighter.
-Thank you.
-Seemed a little dark.
-Can you take this?
-[Min-jun] You want to take that?
[exhales heavily]
[grunting]
All the substitutions are in MKS units.
-Yeah.
-You familiar with those?
[drill whirring]
HE FINISHES WORKING ON THE SOUVENIRS
FOR THE GUESTS
[Kian] "Sung-ho."
Okay.
Back upstairs.
HE HAS MEAL TRAYS IN HIS HANDS AGAIN
HOW DO I TAKE THEM UP THERE?
THINKS HARD
PUTS THEM IN HIS PANTS
SNUG
GETTING WARMED UP
Man, this is tiring.
ARRIVES SAFELY
Sung-ho.
EYES SHAKING
-Oh!
-This is the thickest "ho" in the world.
SUNG-HO
[laughs heartily] Thank you.
Hold it up to the light later.
For you, Min-seob, it's about how I ate
your kongguksu with my hands.
It's a drawing! That's amazing.
He even drew you a picture.
Your hand, my hand.
MIN-SEOB'S HAND, KIAN'S HAND
Let's go upstairs.
TUTORING SESSION ENDS
Okay, pack up your luggage now.
10:30 A.M.
TIME FOR EVERYONE TO CHECK OU
Everyone, please write something
in the guestbook.
Can I leave a negative review?
[Kian] Sure.
Then I'll erase it.
[laughs]
[Kian] But be honest.
INSECTS ARE CUTE TOO
PHYSICAL STRENGTH IS NATIONAL STRENGTH
MIN-SEOB
UP HERE
RESERVED FOR AN INTERNATIONAL STAR
[Min-jun] I like that.
The international star's spot.
TEAM MAD ROCK, EAT LOTS OF PROTEINS!
CLIMBING TEAM
TAE-IN
[Tae-in] I felt a sense
of encouragement here.
Like, "Now that we're at Kian's B&B,
let's do what we really wanted to do."
KIAN'S B&B IS "COURAGE"
CLIMBING TEAM
MIN-JUN
[Min-jun] Kian's B&B is like playing
with your belly button. It's addictive.
Like how a bowl of curry makes you
want to stick your fingers into it.
CLIMBING TEAM
MIN-SEOB
[Min-seob] Kian's B&B was so amazing.
My stay was therapeutic for me mentally.
-Wanna leave a message?
-Can I?
[Ye-eun] I mean, you were here,
so of course you can.
[Chae-won] I didn't stay long,
but I got a tutoring session in.
It was surreal and fun.
Let's go.
I feel so sad about leaving.
[Kian] Thank you.
[Ki-hong] I had a great time.
-It was great meeting you.
-It was an honor.
It was fun.
[chuckles] I had a really nice time.
-Safe trip.
-Thanks.
-Safe trip. Best of luck.
-It was an honor.
[Sung-ho] What a bummer.
We're leaving for real!
Bye-bye!
-Goodbye!
-[Min-jun] Thanks for everything!
Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye, have a safe trip. It's been fun!
-[Kian] Goodbye!
[Min-seob] I wish I could stay
one more day.
[Tae-in] It's a shame we're leaving.
THE KAIST TEAM
KI-HONG
[Ki-hong] Kian's B&B won't just be
a page out of my youth.
It will be more like three or four pages.
[Sung-ho] It gave us a novel experience
we couldn't possibly get anywhere else.
This truly left me with vivid memories
I don't think I'll experience again.
KIAN'S B&B IS "IMPRESSIVE"
[indistinct chatter]
Oh!
I left my card and cell phone case.
-Oh
-Your card?
[Sung-ho] My credit card.
-Captain!
-Captain!
-[Ye-eun] Yes?
-[Sung-ho] I'm so sorry
-We have to go back.
-What?
-I left my credit card.
-What?
-I left my credit card.
-Then we better go back.
-Kian!
-[Kian] Yeah?
Sung-ho says
he left his credit card there!
He says it's in the cabinet!
-The blue cabinet!
-This one?
[Sung-ho] Yes! That one!
Thank you! And I'm so sorry!
Man, how are you gonna come back
after that perfect farewell?
[Sung-ho] Sorry.
-We wanted to see you.
-[Sung-ho] Just one more time.
My face is the kind you want to see again.
Since it's our last chance.
Thank you.
-Safe trip.
-[Sung-ho] This time for real.
[Jin] Have a safe trip.
CHECKED OU
THE KAIST TEAM: SUNG-HO, KI-HONG
CLIMBING TEAM: MIN-JUN, TAE-IN, MIN-SEOB
11 A.M.
[Chae-won] It looked so big
with everyone gone.
He was debating
while I wasn't here. You see this?
NOW KIAN'S B&B IS EMPTY
They're gone.
Let's clean.
I think it'd be a good idea
to start cleaning here first.
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
1. YARD
TAKING OUT THE TRASH
[strains]
Right. The wood.
EXTRA WOOD AH-JIN LEFT BEHIND
[groans, strains]
It's so quiet out here.
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
1. YARD
2. SECOND FLOOR
We should designate a few spare rags.
-Should I write "spare" on them?
-Yeah.
-Write it here?
-Mark it on the side.
MARKING THE RAGS
-Let's label four of them.
-[Ye-eun] Four?
[Kian] Yeah.
-"Spair." Like this?
-Yeah.
SPAIR
-"Spair." Like this?
-Yeah.
"A-I-R"? Not "A-R-E"?
That's what you told me to do.
[Ye-eun] I spell it "A-R-E."
SPARE
-[Kian] You said "yeah."
-Wait, now they both look funny.
Try it, "A-R-E"?
Is it "A-I-R"? That looks weird.
SPARE
Oh no, I'm going to look so stupid
on this show now.
-[Kian] Let's wash these.
-Give me those.
THEY GO TO WASH THE SPAIR RAGS
[Kian] That's good. Turn it off.
[dramatic music playing]
-First, I'll wipe the floor.
-Okay.
CLEANS WITH A WET RAG
[pop music playing]
[Kian] Spots like these
need to be cleaned. Detail is key.
Customer satisfaction
comes from paying attention to details.
OWNER'S EYE FOR DETAIL
[scrubbing]
If I want the memory ♪
I would build a house ♪
Sunset and the memory ♪
It's what makes me smile ♪
Will you come and be with me? ♪
CLEANS THE BEDS
I'm in this for us tonight ♪
WELCOME
THEY FINISH TIDYING UP THE SLIPPERS
THE SECOND FLOOR IS ALL DONE
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
2. SECOND FLOOR
3. RECYCLE
4. BATHROOM
[yells]
Somebody left us a little gift.
Ugh.
That's just disgusting.
[amusing music playing]
YESTERDAY
WIPED WITH HIS FEE
HE'S USING TOOLS TODAY
MUCH CLEANER
THE BATHROOM IS ALL DONE
The dishes are done already.
YE-EUN LAST NIGH
CLEARED
Since there are three of us
-Hey, when are we eating?
-[Jin] Right now.
-What are we eating?
-Noodles.
THE LUNCH MENU IS NOODLES
Hmm, let's see. Zucchini, somyeon, onion.
A superstar ♪
All we have is pork belly.
PORK BELLY WILL BE THE GARNISH
Should I use the pork belly?
We shine, uh, we shine, uh ♪
We shine hard, yeah ♪
We are the superstars ♪
Shining so bright, living so large ♪
Big time moves, going real far
Only going higher ♪
BOILS PORK BELLY
ADDS THE VEGETABLES TOO
Worked too long
Gotta raise a glass now ♪
It's our time, let the music get loud ♪
Whoa.
Go crazy ♪
Go crazy ♪
ONCE THE NOODLES ARE COOKED
THEY GET A COLD SHOWER
Go crazy ♪
[song fades out]
PORK BELLY AS THE GARNISH
POURS THE BROTH ON TOP
Set these up here
and the kimchi in the middle.
JIN'S GOGIGUKSU
Let's do this.
SAFETY FIRST WHEN CLIMBING!
DO NOT CLIMB WHILE DRUNK
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMEN
CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED
BY A PARENT OR GARDIAN
GARDIAN
Does "guardian" have a "u"? Jin!
-Jin!
-Yeah?
How do you spell "guardian"?
Like "parent or guardian."
-G-U-A
-Ah, shit!
Man.
I'm such a dumbass.
I always do this.
I made so many spelling mistakes
with my webtoon too.
Even when Kian was working on his comics,
he spelled a lot of words wrong.
GUARDIAN
-Shall we eat lunch now?
-Yeah.
[groaning]
Something smells good.
I'm really hungry. I'm literally starving.
[Kian] Hurry before the ramyeon
gets mushy.
[screams]
[screams]
-Good. Good job.
-Yeah.
Looks delicious.
You can crush roasted seaweed in there.
-And you need to add some of this.
-Okay.
[Jin] This is the seasoning.
You need to add it on top.
TAKES A GENEROUS AMOUN
[slurping]
Mmm, it's good.
Mmm, it's good.
ADDS KIMCHI ON TOP
This tastes different from the gogiguksu
you'd get on Jeju Island.
[slurps]
[slurps]
-[Jin] This is the last of our kimchi.
-[Kian] What?
For today's dinner
Jjajang rice. We have five pieces
of pork belly left, so we can add those.
-Should we do the laundry first?
-[Kian] The basins are heavy.
Let's put detergent in the water
and stomp on the laundry.
Should we shake out the blankets,
hang those to dry?
We need them to dry in sunlight
to disinfect them.
-That was good.
-[Ye-eun] Thanks for the food.
How am I gonna get upstairs?
It feels hopeless.
[Jin grunts] Oh, that works.
[laughs] That works. That helps so much.
[Ye-eun] Oh, really?
-It gives you a boost.
-[Ye-eun] Really?
Step on my shoulders.
[Ye-eun groans]
-Here I go. [squeals]
-Yeah, one, two
-Here I go. [squeals]
-Yeah, one, two
[Jin] Quick, lift your arms.
-Don't tilt your head.
-[Ye-eun] That hurt.
-Don't tilt your head.
-[Ye-eun] That hurt.
-[Kian] How's your head?
-Come up a bit.
-Climb up.
-My head hurts.
Up you go. Come up a bit more.
Don't let go.
-Wait
-Little more.
-[Kian] That's it.
-I'm good.
[Kian] Good job.
How's your head?
-My head? It hurts!
-Oh. [laughs]
-You should've straightened your back.
-[both laughing]
-It's time you got used to this pole.
-He's right.
-I can't get used to it.
-[Jin] Are you able to climb up?
[Kian] Not like I have a choice.
-[Jin] Are you able to climb up?
-Not like I have a choice.
Not like I have a choice.
HIS WAY OF STORING THINGS
-[Jin] I don't think I can climb again.
-[grunts]
[Jin] What do we need to do next?
-Laundry.
-Laundry?
And cleaning.
Why did I build it like this?
This place is a mistake.
Is this the only laundry we have?
THESE LAUNDRY ARE
[Jin] No way. Oh.
THE TOWELS THE GUESTS HAVE USED
LET'S WASH THE TOWELS
[Kian] I'll wash my clothes too.
Got to shake these out first,
then dry 'em in the sun.
AND THESE ARE
THE BLANKETS THE GUESTS HAVE USED
LET'S SHAKE OUT THE BLANKETS
[grunting]
-Want some help?
-Grab the other end.
Okay. [grunts]
No, no, just hold it.
No, no, just hold it.
I said just hold it. Come on.
-Ah, okay.
-Hold on tight.
Tight. I said "tight."
-Stop messing around just to be funny.
-I wasn't trying to be funny.
-Jin, why are you trying to be a joker?
-I'm not!
This is how we need to shake these out.
Hold on tight. Widen your grip like this.
Seriously, hold on tight.
NODS
[laughing]
-Just stop joking!
-For God's sake, I'm not joking!
You are too. Stop!
Good enough. Where do we hang this?
Let's put it here.
Blankets?
[heroic music playing]
-Top to bottom?
-Got it.
One, two, three.
Look at the dust! [groans]
THESE TWO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE
They're pros.
That's good.
-Now you two try it.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah, okay.
Let's see if I was the one in the wrong.
-Grab this here, like this.
-Okay.
Here.
-Get a tight grip.
-Teach her the ropes first.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three, three!
GETTING FRUSTRATED
-Spread your arms out like this. Got it?
-Damn it.
-Got it? One, two, three.
-Okay.
[Jin laughing]
CHAOTIC
IT'S HILARIOUS TO WATCH THEM
-Seriously?
-Now fold it.
Here. All right, that's good.
Ye-eun, you try
shaking out the rest with Jin.
SPENT 10 MINUTES TO SHAKE OUT THE BLANKETS
[sighs]
ENERGY DRAINED
[Jin] Laundry now?
WASHES HIS FACE FIRS
Rinse your feet first.
WASHING FEET THOROUGHLY WITH SOAP
[Ye-eun] Whew.
-[Kian] Good.
-[Jin] All good.
You two start stomping.
I'm going to go get a basket.
-[Jin] Is this the right way?
-[Ye-eun] Is it?
[Jin] Are we sure?
Is stomping on laundry okay?
You have a point. Is this the right way?
These are towels though.
We're going to have to use them too.
WE DO USE THEM
I'm fine using them, I guess.
I'm fine with it too.
Shall we?
Is this right?
Shouldn't we take them to a laundromat?
We started stomping the laundry
like you wanted.
-Yeah.
-Is this really okay?
Well, in India
BUT THIS IS KOREA
India? We're not Indian.
We're Korean,
but don't we do the stomping method too?
[Jin] Only for things like comforters.
No, wash it all with your feet.
-[Ye-eun] Really?
-Yeah.
Try looking up
"washing towels with feet" online.
I guess you could check since hygiene
standards are higher these days.
[Ye-eun] Just a minute.
Okay. "Washing towels with your feet
may not be hygienic.
"Your feet have
a lot of sweat, germs, and dirt,
so stomping on towels to wash them
might actually contaminate them more."
[Kian] I see.
"It's especially unhygienic
to stomp on a towel
if you haven't washed your feet properly
since germs or odors may linger."
HE KNOWS THEY'RE SCREWED
It's a matter of hygiene.
Only we should use these towels.
-[Jin] Let's wash these by hand.
-[Kian] Yeah.
Take one of these each.
THEY'LL HAND-WASH THEM AND USE THEM
Soap.
-Should the guests wash their own towels?
-Yeah.
[laughs]
Because it's more reassuring
if you wash it yourself.
-I'm gonna leave this place extra toned.
-I think I'm more fit too.
IT'S GETTING SUNNIER
After drying the laundry
-We'll need to rinse these with water.
-Totally. That's good.
[both grunt]
[Kian] Okay, these are clean.
But, Jin, shouldn't it be up there?
I think so.
I wanna use it as a clothesline.
Here?
-At the very end?
-Yeah.
-Over here or in the middle?
-In the middle.
-I'm done.
-Is it nice and tight? Great.
[Jin] Ye-eun, come here.
Hold on tight.
That's enough.
-Okay.
-That's enough.
Yeah, like that.
These will dry really nicely.
[Ye-eun] Right? I think so too.
What time is it?
Do we have free time now?
-Free time?
-Yeah.
This is our free time.
-Wait, how is this free time exactly?
-[Kian] It isn't?
-We don't even have somewhere to rest.
-This is resting.
-You can sit here.
-Sit, take a break.
[Kian] There are plenty of chairs.
LET'S JUST KEEP WORKING
DRYING UNDER THE SUN
MEANWHILE, THE HA FAMILY
[Jung-hwan] Look how beautiful the sky is.
This is probably a view that you won't
get to see again for your entire life.
DOKDO
IT TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF
FROM ULLEUNGDO ISLAND
That's so cool.
Wow.
-This is so amazing.
-[Yul] Dad.
[gripping music playing]
[Jung-hwan] It was worth the journey.
-[man] Say cheese!
-Cheese!
[Yul] The water is so clear.
[Jung-hwan] It really is.
SEODO, DONGDO
[Yul] Is this Dongdo? And is that Seodo?
[Jung-hwan] Yeah.
-[Yul] We can't enter Seodo.
-[Jung-hwan] Yeah.
EXHAUSTED FROM THEIR DOKDO TOUR
THEY RETURN TO KIAN'S B&B
TO GET THEIR BELONGINGS AND CHECK OU
Hello.
Hello.
-[Yul] Hello.
-[Dam] Hi.
[Jin] Hello.
-Did you have a good time?
-Yeah, we were just at Dokdo earlier.
I heard you can only see the island
in good weather.
[Jin and Jung-hwan] Yeah.
We went, but right up
until the last minute,
they told us
we might not be allowed entry.
[Kian] That's great.
[Jung-hwan] We need to check out.
We'll be going then.
-[Kian] Dam, you don't wanna leave?
-[Dam] No.
-What about you, Yul? Want to stay longer?
-Yeah. I wish we could stay longer.
Yul, you never got a chance
to play badminton.
-[Yul] Yeah.
-[Jung-hwan] That's right.
BADMINTON?
2 DAYS AGO
THEY BROUGHT BADMINTON RACKETS
You planning to play badminton?
JIN SPOTTED I
-Wanna play a game?
-Yeah.
-Bring the rackets here.
-[Jung-hwan] Sure.
You thinking of becoming
a badminton player?
I am entering a competition.
-You play tournaments?
-Yeah.
-[Jin] A pro.
-[Yul] Still in school.
YUL VS. JIN
Serve as hard as you want.
The wind's on my side anyway.
YUL SERVES
[wind blowing]
-[Jung-hwan] What was that?
-What the
-What was that? Man!
-What the
-The wind
-As hard as you can.
-[Dam] The wind is too strong.
-Hit it really hard.
Not even a professional badminton player
could work like this.
BUMMED
[laughs]
ONE MORE TRY
[laughing]
Come on, what are you doing?
You could play all by yourself, like this.
The wind
Hey, bud, let's switch sides.
-Look at this.
-[Jung-hwan laughs]
[laughing]
Wait. Wait.
I'm really sorry.
I know what to do. Get ready.
-It's hard to play.
-Serving.
Here it comes.
IT DIDN'T COME
[laughs]
I'm getting pissed for real.
[exclaims]
I'll try rallying. Serve.
Oh, it went overboard.
Oh, it went overboard.
It went all the way to that boat.
I'll go pick that up.
RESCUES THE SHUTTLECOCK
Here's a wet shuttlecock.
[Yul chuckles] Okay, thank you.
What an honor
to play badminton with a star. [laughs]
I should go hang this up
in my room. [chuckles]
Yeah.
[Yul] My favorite part
was playing badminton with Jin.
The best thing of all was him asking me
if I was going to play professionally.
And I told him I liked badminton.
I played badminton with Jin of BTS.
-I thought kids today wouldn't know BTS.
-Everyone knows.
-[Ye-eun] They know!
-Dam doesn't.
Everyone his age knows BTS.
-Do you know BTS?
-Yeah.
What are some of their songs?
Uh, I know a lot.
Do you know who the members are?
[Ye-eun] So cute.
-Jin.
-[Jung-hwan] Jin.
-Jin.
-[Kian] Wow.
Hey, if you know Jin,
you pretty much know them all.
Who else do you know? Anybody else?
-No one in particular.
-[Jung-hwan] "No one in particular."
He only knows that Jin is a member!
I ONLY LIKE UNCLE JIN
-BTS consists of Jin only.
-Do you know any songs?
I know "Butter" and "Dynamite."
-You know a bit about us!
-Yeah.
Do you know everyone's names?
Jin, RM, Jung Kook
-You just need to know Jin.
-Jung Kook
-You don't need to know the rest.
-So cute.
Good job, you two.
Man, both of my buddies are so smart.
-[Jung-hwan] You should get back to work.
-That was fun.
-[Jung-hwan] We'll be going.
-I'll carry your luggage.
-[Jung-hwan] It's too heavy.
-No. Give it here.
-[Kian] How long you staying?
-We'll leave the island tomorrow.
-Tomorrow?
-We'll be going then.
-Bye.
-Great meeting you.
Thanks for everything.
-Get them to Ulleungdo safely.
-[Ye-eun] Okay.
-Give it here.
-Here we go.
Have a safe trip.
-[Jung-hwan] Here.
-[Yul] Here.
-[Dam] Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
Have a safe trip.
It's too bad.
The time went by too quickly.
Can't you stay another day?
No, there's something to be said
for leaving on a high note.
Grab my hand.
Bye! Take care.
-Bye, Captain.
-Bye, Captain.
THE HA FAMILY HAS CHECKED OU
Thank you. Say bye.
[Jin] You don't know
how many are checking in today?
-Today? No idea.
-I'll start making dinner.
[both laughing]
It's all cooking, cleaning, and laundry.
That's all we do.
That's what it's like to run a B&B.
I didn't like being stuck in the kitchen
when the guests arrived.
-I should cook first.
-Yeah.
I can make something in advance
and just heat it up later.
What's taking Ye-eun so long?
Ye-eun?
I bet she's sitting in some café.
YE-EUN ARRIVES
How'd you get here?
I didn't hear the boat.
Let's make dinner.
-Okay.
-Already?
-What time is it?
-It's like all we do is cook and eat.
It's 3:20.
I have to start painting, so I'm gonna go.
Damn, I also need to prepare dinner
before the guests arrive.
Yeah, it'll get busy once they're here.
I should draw something cartoony.
WHAT IS HE PAINTING?
[cell phone ringing]
-[man] Hello?
-Hello?
Yes, hello. I'm supposed to be
checking in today.
-Yes, hello. Uh, how big is your group?
-Oh, it's just me.
Just you? Do you know Hyeonpo Port?
-Hyeonpo Port?
-That's where the guest pickup is.
Okay, got it. See you then.
HIS PHONE RINGS AGAIN RIGHT AWAY
Hello?
Yes, hello, sir. My name is Lee Chang-jun,
and I made a booking for tonight.
Ah, yes, hello.
Yes, hello. Where do I need to go?
Well, there's a place called Hyeonpo Port.
If you get there by around 6 p.m.,
we'll come pick you up.
-By 6?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
-How big's your group?
There are four of us in the group.
Four adult men.
Oh, then we'll come pick you up by 6.
-Okay, got it.
-All right.
Thank you, bye.
-You need to pick up the guests by 6.
-Okay.
-All right.
-There are two groups. Four, five
-Five total?
-Five guests
-Eight people including us.
-Sounds good.
8 PEOPLE
SPEEDS UP
HE'S BEEN WORKING SILENTLY FOR AN HOUR
Oh, man, my back. [groans]
[groans]
My back.
Ha Yul.
THE HA FAMILY
-Going home tomorrow?
-Yeah.
LAST NIGH
We're going to go explore the island
for another day.
I planned a more leisurely trip.
Then, in that case,
could I do a painting of you and the kids
and give it to you as a gift tomorrow?
Would that be okay?
Give me some time.
-We have time to spare.
-That's good.
PHOTO OF THEIR ULLEUNGDO ISLAND TRIP
DAD, DAM, YUL
Eat, cook, eat, cook, eat, cook
TONIGHT'S BARE-HANDS DINNER MENU
JJAJANG OVER RICE WITH PORK BELLY
HE'S NOW CONFIDENT IN COOKING RICE
[grunts]
EMBARRASSED
[exhales, grunts]
HE TURNS OFF THE FIRE
Oops.
AFTEREFFECTS OF STUMBLING
CUTS THE ONIONS
Oh, I'm tearing up.
BOOHOO
I'll just rinse this off.
DOUSED IN WATER
[sizzling]
[yelps] It stings.
HIS SHIRT IS DRENCHED IN WATER AND OIL
FOCUSED EVEN IF IT'S TRICKY
Boy, this looks really delicious.
It turned out so well.
Man, it looks way too good
to eat with our hands.
It's gonna be such a waste
to eat this with our hands.
But that's the way of Kian's B&B.
DINNER IS COMPLETE
I should turn on
the air conditioner. [exhales heavily]
One, two, three.
[strains, exhales]
RAN OUT OF ENERGY
Oh, come on.
WIPES OFF THE MOISTURE
Okay, come on.
On three.
TURNS ON THE AIR CONDITIONING
BEFORE THE NEW GUESTS CHECK IN
CONTINUES TO WORK HARD
WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK
-We need to take the blankets upstairs.
-[Ye-eun] Right, the blankets.
TIME TO FOLD THE BLANKETS
Ye-eun, hold on to this end.
-You're going to pile them up?
-Exactly.
-[Jin] That's all of them?
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
-Now, lift this and tie it around my back.
-Okay.
Oh, it's heavy.
-No, like this.
-Okay.
[Ye-eun grunts]
[Jin grunts, exhales heavily]
-It's not slipping off?
-Nope.
Man, this job is really
kind of an extreme sport.
THE STAFF STRICTLY FOLLOWS THE RULES
My time in the military
is coming in handy.
FORMER DRILL INSTRUCTOR,
SERGEANT KIM SEOK-JIN
FULFILLING THE DUTY
OF TIDYING UP THE BLANKETS
Mr. Owner, look at this. I did it.
-How'd you get them up?
-Look at this.
-[laughs] You put them on your back?
-Uh-huh.
[laughs]
Super soldier over here.
-You wiped the floor down?
-Yeah.
WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK
HE FOLDS THE BLANKETS NEATLY
FOR THE NEW GUESTS
Just the white parts and I'm done.
What time is it?
Ten till.
[Kian] Hey.
-What do you think?
-[Jin] Let's see.
Whoa.
-You did a good job.
-Looks amazing.
-Not bad, huh?
-Yeah. It looks just like them!
Totally.
[soft music playing]
LATER THAT NIGH
-Hello.
-[Yul] Hello.
Hey.
-What'd you get up to today? Have fun?
-[Yul] Yeah.
I painted a picture for you guys.
-You know I draw for a living?
-Yeah.
-No.
-You don't know what I do?
What did you think I did?
You're a YouTuber.
[Jung-hwan and Kian] A YouTuber.
At first, you made webtoons
then started painting.
-Know about the webtoons?
-Yeah.
Really?
Here you go.
[all exclaim]
Dad, Dam, and Yul.
It's like the opening credits of an anime.
That's the vibe I was going for.
I gave it that anime
opening credits style, the clovers
Since four-leaf clovers
are supposed to bring good luck,
I added them with the hope
that you guys have lots of luck.
I'm so grateful.
You'd better hurry and grow up
so you can have a beer with your dad.
You guys will grow up in no time.
I hope they'll grow up
to become brave guys.
Mmm. And Jung-hwan.
All done.
-Take it home and hang it up.
-Okay.
[Jung-hwan] We will. Thank you.
-See you later.
-Bye.
Listen to your dad!
-[boys] Okay.
-Good.
Go, Kian84!
Go, Yul!
And go, Dam!
And your dad too.
Oh.
I got a bit emotional there.
I almost teared up.
[Jung-hwan] I don't think youth
is necessarily defined by age alone.
Perhaps it's something that just goes away
if you grow too tired and weary of life.
So I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna enjoy my youth
until the day I die.
4 HOURS AGO AT KIAN'S B&B
-[Ye-eun] I'm going to pick up the guests.
-Okay. See you later.
THE OWNER BRUSHES HIS TEETH
TO GREET THE GUESTS
Are these dry? I would prefer
if they were a bit drier.
-Of course, you'll say it's okay.
-I think they're ready for use.
THEY'RE PERFEC
-No.
-There's still moisture left.
Some spots are still damp.
THOROUGHLY CHECKS THEM
THOROUGHLY BRUSHES HIS TEETH
[Ye-eun] Where is everyone?
HYEONPO PORT IS EMPTY
What's going on?
A CAR ARRIVES JUST THEN
[mysterious music playing]
Are there any guests
checking into Kian's B&B?
There's one.
Do I need to get on?
Hello.
-Oh, hello.
-Hello.
-Just you?
-Yeah, it's just me.
[Chang-jun] Where's Hyeonpo?
-[man 1] You can scuba dive?
-[man 2] Yeah.
[man 1] I wonder what the B&B looks like.
-[man 3] Me too.
-[Chang-jun] It's a secret.
-[man 3] Isn't that Ji Ye-eun?
-[mimics Ye-eun] Shut it!
[laughs]
-You don't know that?
-You sounded just like her.
[mimics Ye-eun] Watch yourself!
Lee Chang-jun, watch yourself!
You're good.
Any guests checking into Kian's B&B?
-Hello.
-Hello. How's it going?
-Hey!
-[all] Hello.
THE NEW GUESTS MEET EACH OTHER
THEY ALSO MEET CAPTAIN JI
-Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
-Wow.
EXCITED REACTIONS
-Wow, what's that?
-Are we taking a boat?
-What's up?
-Hop on.
-Hello.
-Hi.
[Ye-eun] Oh, hello.
-Everyone have their life jackets?
-[all] Yes.
All right, let's go.
-Okay!
-Hoping for a smooth ride.
SKILLFUL STEERING
[all exclaiming]
IMPRESSED
-Did you learn to drive a boat for this?
-[Ye-eun] Yes.
WOW
-So, are you friends?
-Yeah.
Yeah, we're all friends.
-Must be a fun trip.
-[all laugh]
-You here by yourself?
-Yeah, I'm traveling alone.
-Wow, that's so cool.
-It's no big deal.
Oh, look back there.
That turn was smooth. Very good.
SHOWERING WITH PRAISE
-Such a smooth turn.
-It was a work of art.
[chanting] Ji Ye-eun!
Ji Ye-eun! Ji Ye-eun! Ji Ye-eun!
Man, you guys are really great.
-You really lift the mood.
-[man 4] Yeah.
[guests] Whoa!
[man 3] Is that really the place?
No way, that can't possibly be
the B&B. No way.
Yes way. That really is the B&B.
[guests exclaiming] Whoa!
[man 3] What is that?
AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
-What is that?
-What the hell?
This is it? Whoa.
SHOCKED
Hey, there's a climbing wall too.
[guests exclaiming] Whoa!
I LOVE I
It says "Kian's B&B" over there.
[Chang-jun] Are you ready?
-[guests] Yes, sir!
-[man 2] Aye, aye!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
[man 2] What is this?
-No one gets seasick, right?
-Sleeping on the water?
-Guess so.
-That's why there's no address.
THE OWNER'S BIG PICTURE
-You're right.
-[Ye-eun] Hop off.
[Chang-jun] Thank you.
[John] Thank you.
-[man 5] Give me your luggage first.
-Okay, thank you.
Good, this group is well-built too.
I'm positive they're soldiers.
-Hello.
-[Jin] Hello.
-It's Jin.
-[man 3] Hello.
[Jin] Hello. Come up, come up.
[man 1] Hello.
Oh, I guess we should
keep the life vests on.
-[both laugh]
-[all exclaim]
-[man 2] Sir Jin!
-[Jin] Set your luggage here.
-[Kian] Hello.
-[Chang-jun] Hi.
-[Kian] Hello.
-Hey, what's up?
THE OWNER APPEARS
-Nice to meet you.
-Hello.
[Kian] Wait, I talked to a woman
on the phone.
[Ye-eun] This guy here came by himself.
The voice was a woman's.
Obviously not. You can see he's a guy.
-You here by yourself?
-Yeah.
So he's solo
and you guys are a group of four?
-[group] Yeah.
-[man 4] Right.
-So, what do you all do?
-I graduated from college yesterday.
I'm still in college.
LEE CHANG-JUN, CHO EUN-SIK
PARK JOHN
[Jin] You aren't professional athletes?
-The two of us.
-We lift weights as a hobby.
-"Lift weights as a hobby."
-This gentleman has the fittest body.
[Chang-jun] Looks like
he's in special forces.
[Eun-sik] Yeah.
-[Kian] Were you an athlete?
-I was.
-You look like you do martial arts.
-Martial arts?
-[Kian] Am I right?
-Yeah.
-Which one?
-[Ye-eun] Holy cow.
-[Kian] MMA.
-Yeah.
But now, these days, I work at a hotel.
The first floor of our B&B
doesn't have any doors.
INTRODUCING THE B&B
-[laughing]
-[Eun-sik] I love that.
-[Chang-jun] I never would've imagined.
-[Myeong-gyun] Dope!
So you need to use the wall to get inside.
[guests exclaim]
And you can get out by using this slide.
Whoa!
[John] It should lead to the water.
[Chang-jun] Wait, I feel like
I'm in a dream.
[John] I love it.
These guys are loving everything.
THEIR REACTIONS
GET THE EMPLOYEES PUMPED UP
It's a relief.
And what you see over there are the beds.
[laughing]
[Eun-sik] Amazing! It's amazing.
This is what I'm talking about!
-How are they not freaked out?
-Wow.
[laughing, cheering]
-They love it.
-[John] Hey, what is this?
-[Eun-sik] I love it.
-I'm so relieved.
-What else is there?
-That pink slide will take you outside.
And if you go down
the yellow slide by mistake,
you end up in the pool there.
[Kian] They're loving it.
[guests exclaiming excitedly]
[chanting] This is it! This is it!
SUPER EXCITED
[Jin] Back that way, there's a gym.
SHY BUT PLEASED
[Chang-jun] A gym!
-So that's exciting.
-A gym!
THE WEIGHTLIFTING CLUB IS ECSTATIC
Next to the gym, you will find
the toilets and the showers.
Okay.
I'll explain the second-floor guest rooms
once we get up there.
Sounds good.
[Jin] You have to carry
your own luggage up.
[group] Yes, got it.
CHANG-JUN CLIMBS UP FIRS
-[Myeong-gyun] Nice! Wow.
-[Eun-sik] Looks fun.
-He's good.
-He's good.
Wow. [laughs]
[Eun-sik] What's it like inside?
What's it like?
-Tell me.
-It's like a dream.
This is my first time rock climbing.
Whoa, what the hell?
[laughs]
-This is incredible.
-It makes no sense, right?
Totally.
How can it be?
-How is this possible?
-This whole thing is crazy, bro.
CHUNG-IL IS THE LAST ONE
POWERFUL MOVEMENTS
Okay, everyone,
now that you're here at Kian's B&B,
you're going to go on the water slide.
Have you all brought your swim trunks?
[guests] Yes.
-Hurry up and change into your trunks.
-Yes!
Why does it feel like I'm in the military?
You have three minutes.
SERGEANT JIN
[guests] Yes, sir!
THE OBEDIENT PRIVATES
-Hey, out of my way, man.
-Hey, hold on
PRIVATE LEE CHANG-JUN DESCENDS
PRIVATE KIM MYEONG-GYUN DESCENDS
PRIVATE CHO EUN-SIK DESCENDS
PRIVATE PARK JOHN DESCENDS
WHERE'S CHUNG-IL?
LOOKS AROUND
I'm intimidated by those guys.
[Jin] Take your time.
CHUNG-IL, THE INTROVERT,
SLIDES DOWN AS WELL
[chuckling] Wow!
Look at this! Wow.
-Wow.
-What's all this?
-No way.
-This is it!
-Wow!
-Wow.
-This is the changing room.
-[Chang-jun] Anyone want to share it?
-[Eun-sik] Let's all go at the same time.
-Okay.
-[Eun-sik] I brought this by mistake.
-[Chang-jun] Come.
[John] Oh, hey, wait.
-Someone keeps bumping into me.
-[Eun-sik] No.
-What just happened?
-Man, I love those guys.
I know, those guys were chanting
"Ji Ye-eun!" and calling me Captain.
Oh.
The vibe here has completely changed.
The two cohorts are very different.
[Ye-eun] It's so different.
Their energy is insane.
10 MINUTES LATER
-[Jin] Stand here, single file.
-[guests] Okay.
[Jin] Warm up before you go
on the water slide.
-[guests] Yes!
-Ankles and wrists.
1. WARM UP YOUR WRISTS AND ANKLES
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
2. WARM UP YOUR SHOULDERS
Left arm. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[Eun-sik] Rotate your knees. One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
YE-EUN IS EMBARRASSED FOR HIM
-Let's get a move on.
-[John] Good work.
-[Jin] Good work. Who wants to go first?
-I'm ready.
-Chang-jun go first.
-Yes, sir!
LEE CHANG-JUN GOES FIRS
Chang-jun, stand over there.
-Now, sit down.
-Yes, sir.
I haven't done this before, but typically,
you fold your arms like this.
Okay, will do.
EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN THE FIRST DIVE
-Okay, next.
-Yes, sir.
Chang-jun, into the water!
[Chang-jun] Private number 1,
ready to cross, into the water!
Chang-jun, into the water!
Private 1, ready to cross, into the water!
-Go, Lee Chang-jun!
-You can do it!
-Go, Chang-jun!
-You can do it!
[all exclaiming]
[Eun-sik] This is so fun.
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
-[Jin] Who's next? Step right up.
-[John] Yes, sir.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD
-Name?
-Park John.
-Gyu-han?
-John.
-John?
-Yes.
-All right, John, get ready.
-Yes, sir!
John, into the water!
John Park, exempt from military service,
into the water!
SUPER DISCIPLINED
-What's your name?
-Kim Myeong-gyun.
-Get ready.
-Understood.
-You're under 30?
-Yes.
Okay. Now, Myeong-gyun, get ready!
Ready!
-Myeong-gyun, into the water!
-Into the water! I love you, Mom!
[laughs]
UNEASY
-[Jin] Into the water!
-[Eun-sik] Into the water!
-[Jin] Say "Love you, Mom."
-[Eun-sik] Love you, Mom!
DRY LIPS
CHUNG-IL IS VERY NERVOUS
-Your name?
-Park Chung-il.
-Chung-eun?
-Chung-il.
-Chung-il.
-Yeah.
-How old are you?
-I'm 33.
EASES HIS TENSION BY CHATTING
-Born in '92! Same here.
-Oh, okay.
All right. Now, Chung-il, get ready!
NERVOUS AGAIN
Say it, make it loud.
Say it at the top of your lungs.
-Okay.
-Get ready!
SHY
-What should I say?
-Get ready.
Ready!
WE'RE CHEERING FOR YOU
-Yeah!
-You got this!
-[Ye-eun] So funny.
-Into the water!
Launching into the water!
MESSED UP BECAUSE HE WAS NERVOUS
[all exclaim]
[laughs]
-I'm going next.
-[Kian] Okay.
Look. Look.
EXCITED
-I need a life jacket.
-[Kian] Huh?
HE'S A SCAREDY-CAT DESPITE HIS ACTIONS
Kim Seok-jin, '92,
ready to enter the water!
I love you, ARMY!
We'll be running wild ♪
I love you, ARMY!
Running 'til there's nothin' left ♪
[guests yell]
[Jin] I love you, ARMY!
[Ye-eun] That's amazing.
Amazing.
-[Kian laughing]
-[guests] Whoa!
[John] He's good-looking
even in the water.
-[Myeong-gyun] Totally.
-[Chang-jun] I'm jealous.
He's good-looking even in the water.
-Yeah, totally.
-I'm jealous. I'm jealous.
-[Jin] It was my first time too.
-For real?
-This was your first time using it?
-Yeah, I hadn't done it before.
Who do I declare my love for?
FEELS PRESSURED
[laughs] Stressed?
NODS
Kian84, born in '84,
ready to enter the water!
[Myeong-gyun] Let's go!
THINKING HARD
-Let's go!
-Who should I say I love?
Your mom.
My mom? Uh
Lee Chang-jun.
-Uh
-[Jin] Hurry up!
I love you, guests!
[guests exclaim]
THE GUESTS ARE HAPPY
That was good.
[chuckles] That was good.
-[Jin] Let's go wash up!
-[Chang-jun] Yes, sir.
[indistinct chatter]
-On the floor.
-[Chang-jun] Yes, sir.
-Whoa!
-[Jin] Okay, next.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[Myeong-gyun] I'm next.
-[Jin] Next.
-[Chang-jun] Want another?
[Chung-il] I'm next.
[all] Whoa!
be with me?
I've got something to bite ♪
I'm in this for us tonight ♪
Sometimes it's so hard for me ♪
To keep my soul alive ♪
Sunset and the memory ♪
[Jin] Come on down, everyone.
Hey, dinner's ready.
BARE-HANDS DINNER IS READY
GUESTS HAVE NO IDEA
THEY'RE EATING WITH THEIR HANDS
-[Eun-sik] Can't wait.
-[Ye-eun] Looks good.
[Eun-sik] Whoa, looks amazing.
FILLING THEIR BOWLS
[John] Try some of this.
ONCE THE SIDE DISHES ARE ADDED
DINNER IS READY
TAP TAP
-Is there any rice left?
-Huh?
-A little. You want more?
-Yeah.
[laughs]
-It looks like it might not be enough.
-Really?
-You're so nice.
-He is.
FILLED TO THE BRIM
Oh, thanks.
ADDS JJAJANG SAUCE
[indistinct chatter]
AN ENTIRE BOWL OF JJAJANG
Wow, you really eat a lot.
Why is your portion so small?
I don't think I can really eat right now.
I'm holding back.
You expect me to eat like this?
-My cooking isn't good enough for you?
-No. I have a good reason for this.
-What is it?
-You'll find out soon.
OMINOUS
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
That sounds ominous.
Because I added
a bunch of things to the rice.
-[Eun-sik] Yes?
-[Ye-eun] Yes, he did.
SUSPICIOUS
-[Ye-eun] He added pork belly too.
-[Eun-sik] I saw some in here earlier.
UNEASY
[Kian] Yeah, we were thinking,
"What could we do
to make your stay special?"
We thought maybe if we tried
eating with our hands like this
instead of utensils,
it might make you feel like
you're communing with the food.
Everything I'm doing here
is a first for me.
-With hands?
-[Kian] Like communing with the food.
-That's why you washed your hands.
-[all] Oh!
It's a bit off-putting at first
when you stick your hand in.
Feels like some kind
of forbidden territory.
"Forbidden territory"?
Let's all dig in, okay?
-Mix at the same time?
-Yeah.
HESITATES
THEIR HANDS WON'T BUDGE
THE UNMATCHED PRO
NOM
SO THAT'S HOW YOU DO I
LEARNED A LESSON
-[Eun-sik] The forbidden territory.
-This guy is going all in.
-This is my third day. I still hesitate.
-No way!
Have you been to India before?
-[Ye-eun] He's really going for it.
-[Jin] Absolutely.
INHERITS KIAN'S SPIRI
-Let Mr. Owner have the first bite.
-[Kian] No, no, no.
-Let Mr. Owner have the first bite.
-They don't do that in India!
-Drill sergeant?
-No, no, no. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
-Well, enjoy your meal.
-Thank you.
Thanks for the food.
[slurps]
Oh, it's good.
Our owner even makes gyeongdan
out of rice.
[Ye-eun] Yeah.
THE OWNER'S SKILLS
Wow.
IN AWE
Yeah, it's actually really good.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it's delicious.
[John] When I ate with my hands,
I thought, "Is this the taste of my skin?
Is the salty flavor just my hand?"
It was really good though.
This kind of thing is what makes
this experience Kian's Bizarre B&B.
At least that's what I was telling myself.
-What's your name?
-Kim Myeong-gyun.
-Myeong-gyun.
-That's me.
Myeong-gyun.
I graduated this year.
I'm applying for jobs.
-[Kian] Looking for work?
-Yeah.
What do you do, John?
I'm also unemployed.
[Kian] A jobseeker. What a cruel world.
"Jobseeker."
What's your name?
-I'm Cho Eun-sik.
-[Kian] Eun-sik.
-[Eun-sik] I'm a college student.
-College student.
-Chung-il, you're 33?
-Yes, that's right.
-So you two are friends.
-Of course.
-[Chung-il chuckles]
-Date of birth?
-May 3rd, 1992.
-May 3rd.
-Yeah.
-He's seven months older than me.
[Kian] Is that right?
-My birthday's first. [laughs]
-[Jin] Hey
We're a bit old to be comparing birthdays.
Jeez. He's a real stickler, this guy.
By the way, can we use
all the gym equipment in this B&B
whenever we want?
-Ah, yeah, it's available 24 hours.
-Of course.
-[Jin] Do you work out a lot?
-[Chang-jun] Let's hit the gym.
-[John] Work out with us.
-[Eun-sik] Sounds like fun.
-[Jin] Take this!
-[Chung-il] Okay!
[Jin] Hey, Chung-il! Let's duke it out.
-[all exclaim]
-[Chung-il] Not like I wanted to hit you.
-Two, three!
-[all exclaim]
[Myeong-gyun] We started this battle
of the men, and we have to see it through.
[Chang-jun] Tap out before three seconds.
[Jin groans] Hey, you bastard!
KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B
[closing theme song playing]
DAY 5
7 A.M.
JIN WAKES UP
BOW
TIDYING UP THE BLANKET AGAIN TODAY
KI-HONG PASSES BY
YE-EUN PASSES BY
[Ye-eun] Let's go.
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
THE OWNER IS STILL OUT COLD
Where's your student?
STUDENT?
I think she's over there.
YESTERDAY MORNING
You're leaving for a tutoring session?
Tell them to come here.
-Should I? [laughs]
-Yeah.
-Where does your student live?
-In Gwangju.
That's just a stone's throw
from Ulleungdo.
-[Ye-eun] What's your student's name?
-[Ki-hong] Chae-won. Oh!
-[Ye-eun] Chae-won!
-[Ki-hong] Chae-won, Chae-won!
Hello.
THE STUDENT ARRIVES IN ULLEUNGDO
-It's been a while since I've seen her.
-Hello, hello.
[Ye-eun] I can't believe
your student came here.
-How do I get down there?
-Want a hand?
-Yeah.
-Here, step on this.
-Thank you.
-There you go.
-It's nice seeing you.
-Great. This is the captain.
Yes, I'm the captain. Hello.
FASCINATED
-Hello.
-[Ye-eun] We'll depart now.
[Ki-hong] This isn't
our usual tutoring spot.
We need a ride.
We decided to go to Dokdo last minute.
Hop on.
QUICK SWITCH
-[Ki-hong laughs] Okay.
-Whoa.
SURPRISED
ALSO SURPRISED
-She came here?
-[laughs]
[Min-jun] All the way
for a tutoring session.
-Here?
-[Sung-ho] I don't believe it.
THE OWNER HAS NO IDEA
Do you want a quick tour?
-This slide is normally just an exit.
-I see.
But since you're wearing a skirt
Whoa. Wow.
AMAZED
You go down through these doors.
This is the second floor.
Those are the beds.
-This is a place to drink tea and chat.
-Wow.
-Like this.
-[gasps] You scared me.
[both laugh]
Whoa.
Oh! Hello there.
-[Ki-hong] Good morning.
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Who's this?
-She's my student.
-Ah!
You came all this way for tutoring?
Thought I'd do some traveling too.
Really?
NICE TO MEET YOU
-[Chae-won] Hello.
-[Ye-eun] This is
-[Ki-hong] The student I'm tutoring.
-Hello.
BOWS AGAIN
[chuckles]
-[Ki-hong] Should we start?
-[Sung-ho] Time to study.
-[Ki-hong] How about here?
-You're going to study there?
-[Min-jun] It's nice.
-[Kian] Does that even work?
I don't know.
TUTORING LOCATION
TEATIME ZONE
[Ki-hong] I feel it'll work.
Let me go there.
[Chae-won] Oh, hang on.
[Min-seob] Yeah?
[Min-jun] There's one underneath.
-[Chae-won] Did something fall?
-[Ki-hong] The pen fell.
CATCHES
ARE THEY DOING OKAY?
[Ki-hong] You learned about
Bohr's atomic model, right?
I did learn a little about it
once on the AP portal.
-Okay.
-Up to here.
FLIPS
-Understand this formula?
-On this side.
The wind is really strong.
This isn't working.
-You okay?
-I give up.
GIVES UP ON THE TEATIME ZONE
WHERE SHOULD WE DO THE TUTORING SESSION?
-[Ki-hong] Downstairs?
-Uncharted territory.
[Ki-hong] Just slide down.
TUTORING LOCATION
FIRST FLOOR KITCHEN
[Chae-won] Whoa! [yelps]
-Good. You're almost there.
-[laughs]
-Great.
-[laughing]
ALL THIS FOR A TUTORING SESSION
TUTORING STARTS FOR REAL
The degree of brightness is the amount
of energy expelled per unit of time.
So, joules per second.
Joule is the unit of energy.
Uh-huh.
It's measured by unit of time,
so "joule" is divided by the unit of time,
which is "sec."
-Yeah.
-It's "joules per second," or "watts."
So, plus b is 1 over R-squared of b.
YE-EUN RETURNS FROM HER SHOWER
-Where's Ki-hong?
-He's tutoring downstairs.
Oh, really?
-Where's he tutoring?
-[Sung-ho] Downstairs.
ARE THEY DOING OKAY?
-[door slams]
-That scared me.
So, that means
brightness is s times s, right?
[audio sped up]
HIS FOCUS DOES NOT WAVER
But remember that we can express it
like this only for Bohr's hydrogen atom.
Okay.
Bohr's hydrogen atom.
That's it. Understand?
-He came down so quietly.
-When you write it, it's negative
-[AC beeps]
-Aren't you cold?
ADJUSTS THE TEMPERATURE FOR THEM
CAREFULLY TAKES WHAT HE NEEDS
-[Ki-hong] The z looks wrong.
-This?
-You left out one nucleon.
-It needs to be brighter.
-Thank you.
-Seemed a little dark.
-Can you take this?
-[Min-jun] You want to take that?
[exhales heavily]
[grunting]
All the substitutions are in MKS units.
-Yeah.
-You familiar with those?
[drill whirring]
HE FINISHES WORKING ON THE SOUVENIRS
FOR THE GUESTS
[Kian] "Sung-ho."
Okay.
Back upstairs.
HE HAS MEAL TRAYS IN HIS HANDS AGAIN
HOW DO I TAKE THEM UP THERE?
THINKS HARD
PUTS THEM IN HIS PANTS
SNUG
GETTING WARMED UP
Man, this is tiring.
ARRIVES SAFELY
Sung-ho.
EYES SHAKING
-Oh!
-This is the thickest "ho" in the world.
SUNG-HO
[laughs heartily] Thank you.
Hold it up to the light later.
For you, Min-seob, it's about how I ate
your kongguksu with my hands.
It's a drawing! That's amazing.
He even drew you a picture.
Your hand, my hand.
MIN-SEOB'S HAND, KIAN'S HAND
Let's go upstairs.
TUTORING SESSION ENDS
Okay, pack up your luggage now.
10:30 A.M.
TIME FOR EVERYONE TO CHECK OU
Everyone, please write something
in the guestbook.
Can I leave a negative review?
[Kian] Sure.
Then I'll erase it.
[laughs]
[Kian] But be honest.
INSECTS ARE CUTE TOO
PHYSICAL STRENGTH IS NATIONAL STRENGTH
MIN-SEOB
UP HERE
RESERVED FOR AN INTERNATIONAL STAR
[Min-jun] I like that.
The international star's spot.
TEAM MAD ROCK, EAT LOTS OF PROTEINS!
CLIMBING TEAM
TAE-IN
[Tae-in] I felt a sense
of encouragement here.
Like, "Now that we're at Kian's B&B,
let's do what we really wanted to do."
KIAN'S B&B IS "COURAGE"
CLIMBING TEAM
MIN-JUN
[Min-jun] Kian's B&B is like playing
with your belly button. It's addictive.
Like how a bowl of curry makes you
want to stick your fingers into it.
CLIMBING TEAM
MIN-SEOB
[Min-seob] Kian's B&B was so amazing.
My stay was therapeutic for me mentally.
-Wanna leave a message?
-Can I?
[Ye-eun] I mean, you were here,
so of course you can.
[Chae-won] I didn't stay long,
but I got a tutoring session in.
It was surreal and fun.
Let's go.
I feel so sad about leaving.
[Kian] Thank you.
[Ki-hong] I had a great time.
-It was great meeting you.
-It was an honor.
It was fun.
[chuckles] I had a really nice time.
-Safe trip.
-Thanks.
-Safe trip. Best of luck.
-It was an honor.
[Sung-ho] What a bummer.
We're leaving for real!
Bye-bye!
-Goodbye!
-[Min-jun] Thanks for everything!
Bye-bye!
-Bye-bye, have a safe trip. It's been fun!
-[Kian] Goodbye!
[Min-seob] I wish I could stay
one more day.
[Tae-in] It's a shame we're leaving.
THE KAIST TEAM
KI-HONG
[Ki-hong] Kian's B&B won't just be
a page out of my youth.
It will be more like three or four pages.
[Sung-ho] It gave us a novel experience
we couldn't possibly get anywhere else.
This truly left me with vivid memories
I don't think I'll experience again.
KIAN'S B&B IS "IMPRESSIVE"
[indistinct chatter]
Oh!
I left my card and cell phone case.
-Oh
-Your card?
[Sung-ho] My credit card.
-Captain!
-Captain!
-[Ye-eun] Yes?
-[Sung-ho] I'm so sorry
-We have to go back.
-What?
-I left my credit card.
-What?
-I left my credit card.
-Then we better go back.
-Kian!
-[Kian] Yeah?
Sung-ho says
he left his credit card there!
He says it's in the cabinet!
-The blue cabinet!
-This one?
[Sung-ho] Yes! That one!
Thank you! And I'm so sorry!
Man, how are you gonna come back
after that perfect farewell?
[Sung-ho] Sorry.
-We wanted to see you.
-[Sung-ho] Just one more time.
My face is the kind you want to see again.
Since it's our last chance.
Thank you.
-Safe trip.
-[Sung-ho] This time for real.
[Jin] Have a safe trip.
CHECKED OU
THE KAIST TEAM: SUNG-HO, KI-HONG
CLIMBING TEAM: MIN-JUN, TAE-IN, MIN-SEOB
11 A.M.
[Chae-won] It looked so big
with everyone gone.
He was debating
while I wasn't here. You see this?
NOW KIAN'S B&B IS EMPTY
They're gone.
Let's clean.
I think it'd be a good idea
to start cleaning here first.
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
1. YARD
TAKING OUT THE TRASH
[strains]
Right. The wood.
EXTRA WOOD AH-JIN LEFT BEHIND
[groans, strains]
It's so quiet out here.
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
1. YARD
2. SECOND FLOOR
We should designate a few spare rags.
-Should I write "spare" on them?
-Yeah.
-Write it here?
-Mark it on the side.
MARKING THE RAGS
-Let's label four of them.
-[Ye-eun] Four?
[Kian] Yeah.
-"Spair." Like this?
-Yeah.
SPAIR
-"Spair." Like this?
-Yeah.
"A-I-R"? Not "A-R-E"?
That's what you told me to do.
[Ye-eun] I spell it "A-R-E."
SPARE
-[Kian] You said "yeah."
-Wait, now they both look funny.
Try it, "A-R-E"?
Is it "A-I-R"? That looks weird.
SPARE
Oh no, I'm going to look so stupid
on this show now.
-[Kian] Let's wash these.
-Give me those.
THEY GO TO WASH THE SPAIR RAGS
[Kian] That's good. Turn it off.
[dramatic music playing]
-First, I'll wipe the floor.
-Okay.
CLEANS WITH A WET RAG
[pop music playing]
[Kian] Spots like these
need to be cleaned. Detail is key.
Customer satisfaction
comes from paying attention to details.
OWNER'S EYE FOR DETAIL
[scrubbing]
If I want the memory ♪
I would build a house ♪
Sunset and the memory ♪
It's what makes me smile ♪
Will you come and be with me? ♪
CLEANS THE BEDS
I'm in this for us tonight ♪
WELCOME
THEY FINISH TIDYING UP THE SLIPPERS
THE SECOND FLOOR IS ALL DONE
KIAN'S B&B CLEANUP
2. SECOND FLOOR
3. RECYCLE
4. BATHROOM
[yells]
Somebody left us a little gift.
Ugh.
That's just disgusting.
[amusing music playing]
YESTERDAY
WIPED WITH HIS FEE
HE'S USING TOOLS TODAY
MUCH CLEANER
THE BATHROOM IS ALL DONE
The dishes are done already.
YE-EUN LAST NIGH
CLEARED
Since there are three of us
-Hey, when are we eating?
-[Jin] Right now.
-What are we eating?
-Noodles.
THE LUNCH MENU IS NOODLES
Hmm, let's see. Zucchini, somyeon, onion.
A superstar ♪
All we have is pork belly.
PORK BELLY WILL BE THE GARNISH
Should I use the pork belly?
We shine, uh, we shine, uh ♪
We shine hard, yeah ♪
We are the superstars ♪
Shining so bright, living so large ♪
Big time moves, going real far
Only going higher ♪
BOILS PORK BELLY
ADDS THE VEGETABLES TOO
Worked too long
Gotta raise a glass now ♪
It's our time, let the music get loud ♪
Whoa.
Go crazy ♪
Go crazy ♪
ONCE THE NOODLES ARE COOKED
THEY GET A COLD SHOWER
Go crazy ♪
[song fades out]
PORK BELLY AS THE GARNISH
POURS THE BROTH ON TOP
Set these up here
and the kimchi in the middle.
JIN'S GOGIGUKSU
Let's do this.
SAFETY FIRST WHEN CLIMBING!
DO NOT CLIMB WHILE DRUNK
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMEN
CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED
BY A PARENT OR GARDIAN
GARDIAN
Does "guardian" have a "u"? Jin!
-Jin!
-Yeah?
How do you spell "guardian"?
Like "parent or guardian."
-G-U-A
-Ah, shit!
Man.
I'm such a dumbass.
I always do this.
I made so many spelling mistakes
with my webtoon too.
Even when Kian was working on his comics,
he spelled a lot of words wrong.
GUARDIAN
-Shall we eat lunch now?
-Yeah.
[groaning]
Something smells good.
I'm really hungry. I'm literally starving.
[Kian] Hurry before the ramyeon
gets mushy.
[screams]
[screams]
-Good. Good job.
-Yeah.
Looks delicious.
You can crush roasted seaweed in there.
-And you need to add some of this.
-Okay.
[Jin] This is the seasoning.
You need to add it on top.
TAKES A GENEROUS AMOUN
[slurping]
Mmm, it's good.
Mmm, it's good.
ADDS KIMCHI ON TOP
This tastes different from the gogiguksu
you'd get on Jeju Island.
[slurps]
[slurps]
-[Jin] This is the last of our kimchi.
-[Kian] What?
For today's dinner
Jjajang rice. We have five pieces
of pork belly left, so we can add those.
-Should we do the laundry first?
-[Kian] The basins are heavy.
Let's put detergent in the water
and stomp on the laundry.
Should we shake out the blankets,
hang those to dry?
We need them to dry in sunlight
to disinfect them.
-That was good.
-[Ye-eun] Thanks for the food.
How am I gonna get upstairs?
It feels hopeless.
[Jin grunts] Oh, that works.
[laughs] That works. That helps so much.
[Ye-eun] Oh, really?
-It gives you a boost.
-[Ye-eun] Really?
Step on my shoulders.
[Ye-eun groans]
-Here I go. [squeals]
-Yeah, one, two
-Here I go. [squeals]
-Yeah, one, two
[Jin] Quick, lift your arms.
-Don't tilt your head.
-[Ye-eun] That hurt.
-Don't tilt your head.
-[Ye-eun] That hurt.
-[Kian] How's your head?
-Come up a bit.
-Climb up.
-My head hurts.
Up you go. Come up a bit more.
Don't let go.
-Wait
-Little more.
-[Kian] That's it.
-I'm good.
[Kian] Good job.
How's your head?
-My head? It hurts!
-Oh. [laughs]
-You should've straightened your back.
-[both laughing]
-It's time you got used to this pole.
-He's right.
-I can't get used to it.
-[Jin] Are you able to climb up?
[Kian] Not like I have a choice.
-[Jin] Are you able to climb up?
-Not like I have a choice.
Not like I have a choice.
HIS WAY OF STORING THINGS
-[Jin] I don't think I can climb again.
-[grunts]
[Jin] What do we need to do next?
-Laundry.
-Laundry?
And cleaning.
Why did I build it like this?
This place is a mistake.
Is this the only laundry we have?
THESE LAUNDRY ARE
[Jin] No way. Oh.
THE TOWELS THE GUESTS HAVE USED
LET'S WASH THE TOWELS
[Kian] I'll wash my clothes too.
Got to shake these out first,
then dry 'em in the sun.
AND THESE ARE
THE BLANKETS THE GUESTS HAVE USED
LET'S SHAKE OUT THE BLANKETS
[grunting]
-Want some help?
-Grab the other end.
Okay. [grunts]
No, no, just hold it.
No, no, just hold it.
I said just hold it. Come on.
-Ah, okay.
-Hold on tight.
Tight. I said "tight."
-Stop messing around just to be funny.
-I wasn't trying to be funny.
-Jin, why are you trying to be a joker?
-I'm not!
This is how we need to shake these out.
Hold on tight. Widen your grip like this.
Seriously, hold on tight.
NODS
[laughing]
-Just stop joking!
-For God's sake, I'm not joking!
You are too. Stop!
Good enough. Where do we hang this?
Let's put it here.
Blankets?
[heroic music playing]
-Top to bottom?
-Got it.
One, two, three.
Look at the dust! [groans]
THESE TWO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE
They're pros.
That's good.
-Now you two try it.
-[Ye-eun] Yeah, okay.
Let's see if I was the one in the wrong.
-Grab this here, like this.
-Okay.
Here.
-Get a tight grip.
-Teach her the ropes first.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three, three!
GETTING FRUSTRATED
-Spread your arms out like this. Got it?
-Damn it.
-Got it? One, two, three.
-Okay.
[Jin laughing]
CHAOTIC
IT'S HILARIOUS TO WATCH THEM
-Seriously?
-Now fold it.
Here. All right, that's good.
Ye-eun, you try
shaking out the rest with Jin.
SPENT 10 MINUTES TO SHAKE OUT THE BLANKETS
[sighs]
ENERGY DRAINED
[Jin] Laundry now?
WASHES HIS FACE FIRS
Rinse your feet first.
WASHING FEET THOROUGHLY WITH SOAP
[Ye-eun] Whew.
-[Kian] Good.
-[Jin] All good.
You two start stomping.
I'm going to go get a basket.
-[Jin] Is this the right way?
-[Ye-eun] Is it?
[Jin] Are we sure?
Is stomping on laundry okay?
You have a point. Is this the right way?
These are towels though.
We're going to have to use them too.
WE DO USE THEM
I'm fine using them, I guess.
I'm fine with it too.
Shall we?
Is this right?
Shouldn't we take them to a laundromat?
We started stomping the laundry
like you wanted.
-Yeah.
-Is this really okay?
Well, in India
BUT THIS IS KOREA
India? We're not Indian.
We're Korean,
but don't we do the stomping method too?
[Jin] Only for things like comforters.
No, wash it all with your feet.
-[Ye-eun] Really?
-Yeah.
Try looking up
"washing towels with feet" online.
I guess you could check since hygiene
standards are higher these days.
[Ye-eun] Just a minute.
Okay. "Washing towels with your feet
may not be hygienic.
"Your feet have
a lot of sweat, germs, and dirt,
so stomping on towels to wash them
might actually contaminate them more."
[Kian] I see.
"It's especially unhygienic
to stomp on a towel
if you haven't washed your feet properly
since germs or odors may linger."
HE KNOWS THEY'RE SCREWED
It's a matter of hygiene.
Only we should use these towels.
-[Jin] Let's wash these by hand.
-[Kian] Yeah.
Take one of these each.
THEY'LL HAND-WASH THEM AND USE THEM
Soap.
-Should the guests wash their own towels?
-Yeah.
[laughs]
Because it's more reassuring
if you wash it yourself.
-I'm gonna leave this place extra toned.
-I think I'm more fit too.
IT'S GETTING SUNNIER
After drying the laundry
-We'll need to rinse these with water.
-Totally. That's good.
[both grunt]
[Kian] Okay, these are clean.
But, Jin, shouldn't it be up there?
I think so.
I wanna use it as a clothesline.
Here?
-At the very end?
-Yeah.
-Over here or in the middle?
-In the middle.
-I'm done.
-Is it nice and tight? Great.
[Jin] Ye-eun, come here.
Hold on tight.
That's enough.
-Okay.
-That's enough.
Yeah, like that.
These will dry really nicely.
[Ye-eun] Right? I think so too.
What time is it?
Do we have free time now?
-Free time?
-Yeah.
This is our free time.
-Wait, how is this free time exactly?
-[Kian] It isn't?
-We don't even have somewhere to rest.
-This is resting.
-You can sit here.
-Sit, take a break.
[Kian] There are plenty of chairs.
LET'S JUST KEEP WORKING
DRYING UNDER THE SUN
MEANWHILE, THE HA FAMILY
[Jung-hwan] Look how beautiful the sky is.
This is probably a view that you won't
get to see again for your entire life.
DOKDO
IT TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF
FROM ULLEUNGDO ISLAND
That's so cool.
Wow.
-This is so amazing.
-[Yul] Dad.
[gripping music playing]
[Jung-hwan] It was worth the journey.
-[man] Say cheese!
-Cheese!
[Yul] The water is so clear.
[Jung-hwan] It really is.
SEODO, DONGDO
[Yul] Is this Dongdo? And is that Seodo?
[Jung-hwan] Yeah.
-[Yul] We can't enter Seodo.
-[Jung-hwan] Yeah.
EXHAUSTED FROM THEIR DOKDO TOUR
THEY RETURN TO KIAN'S B&B
TO GET THEIR BELONGINGS AND CHECK OU
Hello.
Hello.
-[Yul] Hello.
-[Dam] Hi.
[Jin] Hello.
-Did you have a good time?
-Yeah, we were just at Dokdo earlier.
I heard you can only see the island
in good weather.
[Jin and Jung-hwan] Yeah.
We went, but right up
until the last minute,
they told us
we might not be allowed entry.
[Kian] That's great.
[Jung-hwan] We need to check out.
We'll be going then.
-[Kian] Dam, you don't wanna leave?
-[Dam] No.
-What about you, Yul? Want to stay longer?
-Yeah. I wish we could stay longer.
Yul, you never got a chance
to play badminton.
-[Yul] Yeah.
-[Jung-hwan] That's right.
BADMINTON?
2 DAYS AGO
THEY BROUGHT BADMINTON RACKETS
You planning to play badminton?
JIN SPOTTED I
-Wanna play a game?
-Yeah.
-Bring the rackets here.
-[Jung-hwan] Sure.
You thinking of becoming
a badminton player?
I am entering a competition.
-You play tournaments?
-Yeah.
-[Jin] A pro.
-[Yul] Still in school.
YUL VS. JIN
Serve as hard as you want.
The wind's on my side anyway.
YUL SERVES
[wind blowing]
-[Jung-hwan] What was that?
-What the
-What was that? Man!
-What the
-The wind
-As hard as you can.
-[Dam] The wind is too strong.
-Hit it really hard.
Not even a professional badminton player
could work like this.
BUMMED
[laughs]
ONE MORE TRY
[laughing]
Come on, what are you doing?
You could play all by yourself, like this.
The wind
Hey, bud, let's switch sides.
-Look at this.
-[Jung-hwan laughs]
[laughing]
Wait. Wait.
I'm really sorry.
I know what to do. Get ready.
-It's hard to play.
-Serving.
Here it comes.
IT DIDN'T COME
[laughs]
I'm getting pissed for real.
[exclaims]
I'll try rallying. Serve.
Oh, it went overboard.
Oh, it went overboard.
It went all the way to that boat.
I'll go pick that up.
RESCUES THE SHUTTLECOCK
Here's a wet shuttlecock.
[Yul chuckles] Okay, thank you.
What an honor
to play badminton with a star. [laughs]
I should go hang this up
in my room. [chuckles]
Yeah.
[Yul] My favorite part
was playing badminton with Jin.
The best thing of all was him asking me
if I was going to play professionally.
And I told him I liked badminton.
I played badminton with Jin of BTS.
-I thought kids today wouldn't know BTS.
-Everyone knows.
-[Ye-eun] They know!
-Dam doesn't.
Everyone his age knows BTS.
-Do you know BTS?
-Yeah.
What are some of their songs?
Uh, I know a lot.
Do you know who the members are?
[Ye-eun] So cute.
-Jin.
-[Jung-hwan] Jin.
-Jin.
-[Kian] Wow.
Hey, if you know Jin,
you pretty much know them all.
Who else do you know? Anybody else?
-No one in particular.
-[Jung-hwan] "No one in particular."
He only knows that Jin is a member!
I ONLY LIKE UNCLE JIN
-BTS consists of Jin only.
-Do you know any songs?
I know "Butter" and "Dynamite."
-You know a bit about us!
-Yeah.
Do you know everyone's names?
Jin, RM, Jung Kook
-You just need to know Jin.
-Jung Kook
-You don't need to know the rest.
-So cute.
Good job, you two.
Man, both of my buddies are so smart.
-[Jung-hwan] You should get back to work.
-That was fun.
-[Jung-hwan] We'll be going.
-I'll carry your luggage.
-[Jung-hwan] It's too heavy.
-No. Give it here.
-[Kian] How long you staying?
-We'll leave the island tomorrow.
-Tomorrow?
-We'll be going then.
-Bye.
-Great meeting you.
Thanks for everything.
-Get them to Ulleungdo safely.
-[Ye-eun] Okay.
-Give it here.
-Here we go.
Have a safe trip.
-[Jung-hwan] Here.
-[Yul] Here.
-[Dam] Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
Have a safe trip.
It's too bad.
The time went by too quickly.
Can't you stay another day?
No, there's something to be said
for leaving on a high note.
Grab my hand.
Bye! Take care.
-Bye, Captain.
-Bye, Captain.
THE HA FAMILY HAS CHECKED OU
Thank you. Say bye.
[Jin] You don't know
how many are checking in today?
-Today? No idea.
-I'll start making dinner.
[both laughing]
It's all cooking, cleaning, and laundry.
That's all we do.
That's what it's like to run a B&B.
I didn't like being stuck in the kitchen
when the guests arrived.
-I should cook first.
-Yeah.
I can make something in advance
and just heat it up later.
What's taking Ye-eun so long?
Ye-eun?
I bet she's sitting in some café.
YE-EUN ARRIVES
How'd you get here?
I didn't hear the boat.
Let's make dinner.
-Okay.
-Already?
-What time is it?
-It's like all we do is cook and eat.
It's 3:20.
I have to start painting, so I'm gonna go.
Damn, I also need to prepare dinner
before the guests arrive.
Yeah, it'll get busy once they're here.
I should draw something cartoony.
WHAT IS HE PAINTING?
[cell phone ringing]
-[man] Hello?
-Hello?
Yes, hello. I'm supposed to be
checking in today.
-Yes, hello. Uh, how big is your group?
-Oh, it's just me.
Just you? Do you know Hyeonpo Port?
-Hyeonpo Port?
-That's where the guest pickup is.
Okay, got it. See you then.
HIS PHONE RINGS AGAIN RIGHT AWAY
Hello?
Yes, hello, sir. My name is Lee Chang-jun,
and I made a booking for tonight.
Ah, yes, hello.
Yes, hello. Where do I need to go?
Well, there's a place called Hyeonpo Port.
If you get there by around 6 p.m.,
we'll come pick you up.
-By 6?
-Yeah.
-Okay.
-How big's your group?
There are four of us in the group.
Four adult men.
Oh, then we'll come pick you up by 6.
-Okay, got it.
-All right.
Thank you, bye.
-You need to pick up the guests by 6.
-Okay.
-All right.
-There are two groups. Four, five
-Five total?
-Five guests
-Eight people including us.
-Sounds good.
8 PEOPLE
SPEEDS UP
HE'S BEEN WORKING SILENTLY FOR AN HOUR
Oh, man, my back. [groans]
[groans]
My back.
Ha Yul.
THE HA FAMILY
-Going home tomorrow?
-Yeah.
LAST NIGH
We're going to go explore the island
for another day.
I planned a more leisurely trip.
Then, in that case,
could I do a painting of you and the kids
and give it to you as a gift tomorrow?
Would that be okay?
Give me some time.
-We have time to spare.
-That's good.
PHOTO OF THEIR ULLEUNGDO ISLAND TRIP
DAD, DAM, YUL
Eat, cook, eat, cook, eat, cook
TONIGHT'S BARE-HANDS DINNER MENU
JJAJANG OVER RICE WITH PORK BELLY
HE'S NOW CONFIDENT IN COOKING RICE
[grunts]
EMBARRASSED
[exhales, grunts]
HE TURNS OFF THE FIRE
Oops.
AFTEREFFECTS OF STUMBLING
CUTS THE ONIONS
Oh, I'm tearing up.
BOOHOO
I'll just rinse this off.
DOUSED IN WATER
[sizzling]
[yelps] It stings.
HIS SHIRT IS DRENCHED IN WATER AND OIL
FOCUSED EVEN IF IT'S TRICKY
Boy, this looks really delicious.
It turned out so well.
Man, it looks way too good
to eat with our hands.
It's gonna be such a waste
to eat this with our hands.
But that's the way of Kian's B&B.
DINNER IS COMPLETE
I should turn on
the air conditioner. [exhales heavily]
One, two, three.
[strains, exhales]
RAN OUT OF ENERGY
Oh, come on.
WIPES OFF THE MOISTURE
Okay, come on.
On three.
TURNS ON THE AIR CONDITIONING
BEFORE THE NEW GUESTS CHECK IN
CONTINUES TO WORK HARD
WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK
-We need to take the blankets upstairs.
-[Ye-eun] Right, the blankets.
TIME TO FOLD THE BLANKETS
Ye-eun, hold on to this end.
-You're going to pile them up?
-Exactly.
-[Jin] That's all of them?
-[Ye-eun] Yeah.
-Now, lift this and tie it around my back.
-Okay.
Oh, it's heavy.
-No, like this.
-Okay.
[Ye-eun grunts]
[Jin grunts, exhales heavily]
-It's not slipping off?
-Nope.
Man, this job is really
kind of an extreme sport.
THE STAFF STRICTLY FOLLOWS THE RULES
My time in the military
is coming in handy.
FORMER DRILL INSTRUCTOR,
SERGEANT KIM SEOK-JIN
FULFILLING THE DUTY
OF TIDYING UP THE BLANKETS
Mr. Owner, look at this. I did it.
-How'd you get them up?
-Look at this.
-[laughs] You put them on your back?
-Uh-huh.
[laughs]
Super soldier over here.
-You wiped the floor down?
-Yeah.
WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK
HE FOLDS THE BLANKETS NEATLY
FOR THE NEW GUESTS
Just the white parts and I'm done.
What time is it?
Ten till.
[Kian] Hey.
-What do you think?
-[Jin] Let's see.
Whoa.
-You did a good job.
-Looks amazing.
-Not bad, huh?
-Yeah. It looks just like them!
Totally.
[soft music playing]
LATER THAT NIGH
-Hello.
-[Yul] Hello.
Hey.
-What'd you get up to today? Have fun?
-[Yul] Yeah.
I painted a picture for you guys.
-You know I draw for a living?
-Yeah.
-No.
-You don't know what I do?
What did you think I did?
You're a YouTuber.
[Jung-hwan and Kian] A YouTuber.
At first, you made webtoons
then started painting.
-Know about the webtoons?
-Yeah.
Really?
Here you go.
[all exclaim]
Dad, Dam, and Yul.
It's like the opening credits of an anime.
That's the vibe I was going for.
I gave it that anime
opening credits style, the clovers
Since four-leaf clovers
are supposed to bring good luck,
I added them with the hope
that you guys have lots of luck.
I'm so grateful.
You'd better hurry and grow up
so you can have a beer with your dad.
You guys will grow up in no time.
I hope they'll grow up
to become brave guys.
Mmm. And Jung-hwan.
All done.
-Take it home and hang it up.
-Okay.
[Jung-hwan] We will. Thank you.
-See you later.
-Bye.
Listen to your dad!
-[boys] Okay.
-Good.
Go, Kian84!
Go, Yul!
And go, Dam!
And your dad too.
Oh.
I got a bit emotional there.
I almost teared up.
[Jung-hwan] I don't think youth
is necessarily defined by age alone.
Perhaps it's something that just goes away
if you grow too tired and weary of life.
So I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna enjoy my youth
until the day I die.
4 HOURS AGO AT KIAN'S B&B
-[Ye-eun] I'm going to pick up the guests.
-Okay. See you later.
THE OWNER BRUSHES HIS TEETH
TO GREET THE GUESTS
Are these dry? I would prefer
if they were a bit drier.
-Of course, you'll say it's okay.
-I think they're ready for use.
THEY'RE PERFEC
-No.
-There's still moisture left.
Some spots are still damp.
THOROUGHLY CHECKS THEM
THOROUGHLY BRUSHES HIS TEETH
[Ye-eun] Where is everyone?
HYEONPO PORT IS EMPTY
What's going on?
A CAR ARRIVES JUST THEN
[mysterious music playing]
Are there any guests
checking into Kian's B&B?
There's one.
Do I need to get on?
Hello.
-Oh, hello.
-Hello.
-Just you?
-Yeah, it's just me.
[Chang-jun] Where's Hyeonpo?
-[man 1] You can scuba dive?
-[man 2] Yeah.
[man 1] I wonder what the B&B looks like.
-[man 3] Me too.
-[Chang-jun] It's a secret.
-[man 3] Isn't that Ji Ye-eun?
-[mimics Ye-eun] Shut it!
[laughs]
-You don't know that?
-You sounded just like her.
[mimics Ye-eun] Watch yourself!
Lee Chang-jun, watch yourself!
You're good.
Any guests checking into Kian's B&B?
-Hello.
-Hello. How's it going?
-Hey!
-[all] Hello.
THE NEW GUESTS MEET EACH OTHER
THEY ALSO MEET CAPTAIN JI
-Oh, hi. Oh, hi.
-Wow.
EXCITED REACTIONS
-Wow, what's that?
-Are we taking a boat?
-What's up?
-Hop on.
-Hello.
-Hi.
[Ye-eun] Oh, hello.
-Everyone have their life jackets?
-[all] Yes.
All right, let's go.
-Okay!
-Hoping for a smooth ride.
SKILLFUL STEERING
[all exclaiming]
IMPRESSED
-Did you learn to drive a boat for this?
-[Ye-eun] Yes.
WOW
-So, are you friends?
-Yeah.
Yeah, we're all friends.
-Must be a fun trip.
-[all laugh]
-You here by yourself?
-Yeah, I'm traveling alone.
-Wow, that's so cool.
-It's no big deal.
Oh, look back there.
That turn was smooth. Very good.
SHOWERING WITH PRAISE
-Such a smooth turn.
-It was a work of art.
[chanting] Ji Ye-eun!
Ji Ye-eun! Ji Ye-eun! Ji Ye-eun!
Man, you guys are really great.
-You really lift the mood.
-[man 4] Yeah.
[guests] Whoa!
[man 3] Is that really the place?
No way, that can't possibly be
the B&B. No way.
Yes way. That really is the B&B.
[guests exclaiming] Whoa!
[man 3] What is that?
AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
-What is that?
-What the hell?
This is it? Whoa.
SHOCKED
Hey, there's a climbing wall too.
[guests exclaiming] Whoa!
I LOVE I
It says "Kian's B&B" over there.
[Chang-jun] Are you ready?
-[guests] Yes, sir!
-[man 2] Aye, aye!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
[man 2] What is this?
-No one gets seasick, right?
-Sleeping on the water?
-Guess so.
-That's why there's no address.
THE OWNER'S BIG PICTURE
-You're right.
-[Ye-eun] Hop off.
[Chang-jun] Thank you.
[John] Thank you.
-[man 5] Give me your luggage first.
-Okay, thank you.
Good, this group is well-built too.
I'm positive they're soldiers.
-Hello.
-[Jin] Hello.
-It's Jin.
-[man 3] Hello.
[Jin] Hello. Come up, come up.
[man 1] Hello.
Oh, I guess we should
keep the life vests on.
-[both laugh]
-[all exclaim]
-[man 2] Sir Jin!
-[Jin] Set your luggage here.
-[Kian] Hello.
-[Chang-jun] Hi.
-[Kian] Hello.
-Hey, what's up?
THE OWNER APPEARS
-Nice to meet you.
-Hello.
[Kian] Wait, I talked to a woman
on the phone.
[Ye-eun] This guy here came by himself.
The voice was a woman's.
Obviously not. You can see he's a guy.
-You here by yourself?
-Yeah.
So he's solo
and you guys are a group of four?
-[group] Yeah.
-[man 4] Right.
-So, what do you all do?
-I graduated from college yesterday.
I'm still in college.
LEE CHANG-JUN, CHO EUN-SIK
PARK JOHN
[Jin] You aren't professional athletes?
-The two of us.
-We lift weights as a hobby.
-"Lift weights as a hobby."
-This gentleman has the fittest body.
[Chang-jun] Looks like
he's in special forces.
[Eun-sik] Yeah.
-[Kian] Were you an athlete?
-I was.
-You look like you do martial arts.
-Martial arts?
-[Kian] Am I right?
-Yeah.
-Which one?
-[Ye-eun] Holy cow.
-[Kian] MMA.
-Yeah.
But now, these days, I work at a hotel.
The first floor of our B&B
doesn't have any doors.
INTRODUCING THE B&B
-[laughing]
-[Eun-sik] I love that.
-[Chang-jun] I never would've imagined.
-[Myeong-gyun] Dope!
So you need to use the wall to get inside.
[guests exclaim]
And you can get out by using this slide.
Whoa!
[John] It should lead to the water.
[Chang-jun] Wait, I feel like
I'm in a dream.
[John] I love it.
These guys are loving everything.
THEIR REACTIONS
GET THE EMPLOYEES PUMPED UP
It's a relief.
And what you see over there are the beds.
[laughing]
[Eun-sik] Amazing! It's amazing.
This is what I'm talking about!
-How are they not freaked out?
-Wow.
[laughing, cheering]
-They love it.
-[John] Hey, what is this?
-[Eun-sik] I love it.
-I'm so relieved.
-What else is there?
-That pink slide will take you outside.
And if you go down
the yellow slide by mistake,
you end up in the pool there.
[Kian] They're loving it.
[guests exclaiming excitedly]
[chanting] This is it! This is it!
SUPER EXCITED
[Jin] Back that way, there's a gym.
SHY BUT PLEASED
[Chang-jun] A gym!
-So that's exciting.
-A gym!
THE WEIGHTLIFTING CLUB IS ECSTATIC
Next to the gym, you will find
the toilets and the showers.
Okay.
I'll explain the second-floor guest rooms
once we get up there.
Sounds good.
[Jin] You have to carry
your own luggage up.
[group] Yes, got it.
CHANG-JUN CLIMBS UP FIRS
-[Myeong-gyun] Nice! Wow.
-[Eun-sik] Looks fun.
-He's good.
-He's good.
Wow. [laughs]
[Eun-sik] What's it like inside?
What's it like?
-Tell me.
-It's like a dream.
This is my first time rock climbing.
Whoa, what the hell?
[laughs]
-This is incredible.
-It makes no sense, right?
Totally.
How can it be?
-How is this possible?
-This whole thing is crazy, bro.
CHUNG-IL IS THE LAST ONE
POWERFUL MOVEMENTS
Okay, everyone,
now that you're here at Kian's B&B,
you're going to go on the water slide.
Have you all brought your swim trunks?
[guests] Yes.
-Hurry up and change into your trunks.
-Yes!
Why does it feel like I'm in the military?
You have three minutes.
SERGEANT JIN
[guests] Yes, sir!
THE OBEDIENT PRIVATES
-Hey, out of my way, man.
-Hey, hold on
PRIVATE LEE CHANG-JUN DESCENDS
PRIVATE KIM MYEONG-GYUN DESCENDS
PRIVATE CHO EUN-SIK DESCENDS
PRIVATE PARK JOHN DESCENDS
WHERE'S CHUNG-IL?
LOOKS AROUND
I'm intimidated by those guys.
[Jin] Take your time.
CHUNG-IL, THE INTROVERT,
SLIDES DOWN AS WELL
[chuckling] Wow!
Look at this! Wow.
-Wow.
-What's all this?
-No way.
-This is it!
-Wow!
-Wow.
-This is the changing room.
-[Chang-jun] Anyone want to share it?
-[Eun-sik] Let's all go at the same time.
-Okay.
-[Eun-sik] I brought this by mistake.
-[Chang-jun] Come.
[John] Oh, hey, wait.
-Someone keeps bumping into me.
-[Eun-sik] No.
-What just happened?
-Man, I love those guys.
I know, those guys were chanting
"Ji Ye-eun!" and calling me Captain.
Oh.
The vibe here has completely changed.
The two cohorts are very different.
[Ye-eun] It's so different.
Their energy is insane.
10 MINUTES LATER
-[Jin] Stand here, single file.
-[guests] Okay.
[Jin] Warm up before you go
on the water slide.
-[guests] Yes!
-Ankles and wrists.
1. WARM UP YOUR WRISTS AND ANKLES
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
2. WARM UP YOUR SHOULDERS
Left arm. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
[Eun-sik] Rotate your knees. One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[all] Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
YE-EUN IS EMBARRASSED FOR HIM
-Let's get a move on.
-[John] Good work.
-[Jin] Good work. Who wants to go first?
-I'm ready.
-Chang-jun go first.
-Yes, sir!
LEE CHANG-JUN GOES FIRS
Chang-jun, stand over there.
-Now, sit down.
-Yes, sir.
I haven't done this before, but typically,
you fold your arms like this.
Okay, will do.
EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN THE FIRST DIVE
-Okay, next.
-Yes, sir.
Chang-jun, into the water!
[Chang-jun] Private number 1,
ready to cross, into the water!
Chang-jun, into the water!
Private 1, ready to cross, into the water!
-Go, Lee Chang-jun!
-You can do it!
-Go, Chang-jun!
-You can do it!
[all exclaiming]
[Eun-sik] This is so fun.
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
-[Jin] Who's next? Step right up.
-[John] Yes, sir.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD
-Name?
-Park John.
-Gyu-han?
-John.
-John?
-Yes.
-All right, John, get ready.
-Yes, sir!
John, into the water!
John Park, exempt from military service,
into the water!
SUPER DISCIPLINED
-What's your name?
-Kim Myeong-gyun.
-Get ready.
-Understood.
-You're under 30?
-Yes.
Okay. Now, Myeong-gyun, get ready!
Ready!
-Myeong-gyun, into the water!
-Into the water! I love you, Mom!
[laughs]
UNEASY
-[Jin] Into the water!
-[Eun-sik] Into the water!
-[Jin] Say "Love you, Mom."
-[Eun-sik] Love you, Mom!
DRY LIPS
CHUNG-IL IS VERY NERVOUS
-Your name?
-Park Chung-il.
-Chung-eun?
-Chung-il.
-Chung-il.
-Yeah.
-How old are you?
-I'm 33.
EASES HIS TENSION BY CHATTING
-Born in '92! Same here.
-Oh, okay.
All right. Now, Chung-il, get ready!
NERVOUS AGAIN
Say it, make it loud.
Say it at the top of your lungs.
-Okay.
-Get ready!
SHY
-What should I say?
-Get ready.
Ready!
WE'RE CHEERING FOR YOU
-Yeah!
-You got this!
-[Ye-eun] So funny.
-Into the water!
Launching into the water!
MESSED UP BECAUSE HE WAS NERVOUS
[all exclaim]
[laughs]
-I'm going next.
-[Kian] Okay.
Look. Look.
EXCITED
-I need a life jacket.
-[Kian] Huh?
HE'S A SCAREDY-CAT DESPITE HIS ACTIONS
Kim Seok-jin, '92,
ready to enter the water!
I love you, ARMY!
We'll be running wild ♪
I love you, ARMY!
Running 'til there's nothin' left ♪
[guests yell]
[Jin] I love you, ARMY!
[Ye-eun] That's amazing.
Amazing.
-[Kian laughing]
-[guests] Whoa!
[John] He's good-looking
even in the water.
-[Myeong-gyun] Totally.
-[Chang-jun] I'm jealous.
He's good-looking even in the water.
-Yeah, totally.
-I'm jealous. I'm jealous.
-[Jin] It was my first time too.
-For real?
-This was your first time using it?
-Yeah, I hadn't done it before.
Who do I declare my love for?
FEELS PRESSURED
[laughs] Stressed?
NODS
Kian84, born in '84,
ready to enter the water!
[Myeong-gyun] Let's go!
THINKING HARD
-Let's go!
-Who should I say I love?
Your mom.
My mom? Uh
Lee Chang-jun.
-Uh
-[Jin] Hurry up!
I love you, guests!
[guests exclaim]
THE GUESTS ARE HAPPY
That was good.
[chuckles] That was good.
-[Jin] Let's go wash up!
-[Chang-jun] Yes, sir.
[indistinct chatter]
-On the floor.
-[Chang-jun] Yes, sir.
-Whoa!
-[Jin] Okay, next.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[Myeong-gyun] I'm next.
-[Jin] Next.
-[Chang-jun] Want another?
[Chung-il] I'm next.
[all] Whoa!
be with me?
I've got something to bite ♪
I'm in this for us tonight ♪
Sometimes it's so hard for me ♪
To keep my soul alive ♪
Sunset and the memory ♪
[Jin] Come on down, everyone.
Hey, dinner's ready.
BARE-HANDS DINNER IS READY
GUESTS HAVE NO IDEA
THEY'RE EATING WITH THEIR HANDS
-[Eun-sik] Can't wait.
-[Ye-eun] Looks good.
[Eun-sik] Whoa, looks amazing.
FILLING THEIR BOWLS
[John] Try some of this.
ONCE THE SIDE DISHES ARE ADDED
DINNER IS READY
TAP TAP
-Is there any rice left?
-Huh?
-A little. You want more?
-Yeah.
[laughs]
-It looks like it might not be enough.
-Really?
-You're so nice.
-He is.
FILLED TO THE BRIM
Oh, thanks.
ADDS JJAJANG SAUCE
[indistinct chatter]
AN ENTIRE BOWL OF JJAJANG
Wow, you really eat a lot.
Why is your portion so small?
I don't think I can really eat right now.
I'm holding back.
You expect me to eat like this?
-My cooking isn't good enough for you?
-No. I have a good reason for this.
-What is it?
-You'll find out soon.
OMINOUS
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
That sounds ominous.
Because I added
a bunch of things to the rice.
-[Eun-sik] Yes?
-[Ye-eun] Yes, he did.
SUSPICIOUS
-[Ye-eun] He added pork belly too.
-[Eun-sik] I saw some in here earlier.
UNEASY
[Kian] Yeah, we were thinking,
"What could we do
to make your stay special?"
We thought maybe if we tried
eating with our hands like this
instead of utensils,
it might make you feel like
you're communing with the food.
Everything I'm doing here
is a first for me.
-With hands?
-[Kian] Like communing with the food.
-That's why you washed your hands.
-[all] Oh!
It's a bit off-putting at first
when you stick your hand in.
Feels like some kind
of forbidden territory.
"Forbidden territory"?
Let's all dig in, okay?
-Mix at the same time?
-Yeah.
HESITATES
THEIR HANDS WON'T BUDGE
THE UNMATCHED PRO
NOM
SO THAT'S HOW YOU DO I
LEARNED A LESSON
-[Eun-sik] The forbidden territory.
-This guy is going all in.
-This is my third day. I still hesitate.
-No way!
Have you been to India before?
-[Ye-eun] He's really going for it.
-[Jin] Absolutely.
INHERITS KIAN'S SPIRI
-Let Mr. Owner have the first bite.
-[Kian] No, no, no.
-Let Mr. Owner have the first bite.
-They don't do that in India!
-Drill sergeant?
-No, no, no. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
-Well, enjoy your meal.
-Thank you.
Thanks for the food.
[slurps]
Oh, it's good.
Our owner even makes gyeongdan
out of rice.
[Ye-eun] Yeah.
THE OWNER'S SKILLS
Wow.
IN AWE
Yeah, it's actually really good.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it's delicious.
[John] When I ate with my hands,
I thought, "Is this the taste of my skin?
Is the salty flavor just my hand?"
It was really good though.
This kind of thing is what makes
this experience Kian's Bizarre B&B.
At least that's what I was telling myself.
-What's your name?
-Kim Myeong-gyun.
-Myeong-gyun.
-That's me.
Myeong-gyun.
I graduated this year.
I'm applying for jobs.
-[Kian] Looking for work?
-Yeah.
What do you do, John?
I'm also unemployed.
[Kian] A jobseeker. What a cruel world.
"Jobseeker."
What's your name?
-I'm Cho Eun-sik.
-[Kian] Eun-sik.
-[Eun-sik] I'm a college student.
-College student.
-Chung-il, you're 33?
-Yes, that's right.
-So you two are friends.
-Of course.
-[Chung-il chuckles]
-Date of birth?
-May 3rd, 1992.
-May 3rd.
-Yeah.
-He's seven months older than me.
[Kian] Is that right?
-My birthday's first. [laughs]
-[Jin] Hey
We're a bit old to be comparing birthdays.
Jeez. He's a real stickler, this guy.
By the way, can we use
all the gym equipment in this B&B
whenever we want?
-Ah, yeah, it's available 24 hours.
-Of course.
-[Jin] Do you work out a lot?
-[Chang-jun] Let's hit the gym.
-[John] Work out with us.
-[Eun-sik] Sounds like fun.
-[Jin] Take this!
-[Chung-il] Okay!
[Jin] Hey, Chung-il! Let's duke it out.
-[all exclaim]
-[Chung-il] Not like I wanted to hit you.
-Two, three!
-[all exclaim]
[Myeong-gyun] We started this battle
of the men, and we have to see it through.
[Chang-jun] Tap out before three seconds.
[Jin groans] Hey, you bastard!
KIAN'S BIZARRE B&B
[closing theme song playing]