Mating Season (2026) s01e06 Episode Script

1
[acoustic guitar music playing]
All right, let's see.
I got a rusty fan,
refrigerator door, mangled shoe.
-[annoyed] Ray…
-All I've got is statement pieces.
I need basics.
God, why is junk so expensive these days?
Ugh, we've been shopping all morning.
Can we please just go home?
No, I gotta fill up my place again.
Ever since my mom took all my stuff,
I feel like such a loser.
Okay, well, with all due respect,
I am a way bigger loser than you are.
-What? No!
-I have no money and no prospects.
I'm already a burden to my parents.
And I'm frightened.
Huh!
I think you are a bigger loser than I am.
-[horse neighing]
-[gasps] Oh, wow!
-Horse.
-["The Blower's Daughter" playing]
Oh my God.
[softly] She's so majestic.
Her face is so long
and her gums go on for days.
[Ray] Yeah…
Ugh! Just looking at her
makes me want to be a better bear.
I can't take my eyes off of you… ♪
-Wow.
-Well, go talk to her.
[scoffs] Oh, I couldn't possibly.
She's clearly above my station.
Hey, hey, she dropped her scarf!
There's your in.
Bring it over to her and say,
"Excuse me, miss. May I mount you?"
-Ray!
-Like, sexually.
No, I got it.
But there's no need to be so tawdry.
-Excuse me, miss.
-Ahh! Sound from behind!
Oh, fuck.
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
[groans] No, that's on me.
I should have approached you
from the side and pet your neck.
No, no, no.
I feel absolutely awful. Are you hurt?
[groaning] Oh, no. I'm great.
My stomach just hit my heart.
-Oh!
-[exhales painfully]
I'm-- I'm Josh.
I'm Claudia.
Oh God, uh, sorry,
where are my manners? I'm Josh.
-[giggles] Yes, you mentioned that.
-[laughs] Right.
Oh! My scarf!
-Oh! Oh, yeah.
-Thank you so much.
Oh, I would have been gutted to lose this.
-It was my great aunt's.
-Aw.
-She's glue now.
-Oh God.
She twisted her ankle
and they shot her in the face.
-How does that help her ankle?
-[laughs]
Please, let me
take you out for a drink tonight?
-As a thank-you gesture.
-Really?
And to apologize for, you know,
scrambling your internal organs.
You can scramble my internal organs
any time you want.
-Sorry?
-Uh, no. Yes, I would love that.
-Hey, Miss Lady Horse, you've got--
-Ahh! Sound from behind!
-You've got to approach from the side!
-[Ray weakly] Copy that.
["Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
[song fading]
[sobbing] And then…
And then Carlos said
he doesn't want to be my boyfriend!
I'm sorry. Help me out, Zeke.
Who… Who's Carlos?
I barely know who you are.
Carlos is the moose
who helped him figure out he's gay.
-Okay, so, Zeke, what exactly did he say?
-[sobs] He said…
I don't want to be your boyfriend.
[crying] But I love you!
No, you don't.
Name one thing you love about me.
That you're… That you're gay?
-Oh God, Zeke.
-But he is!
-Okay, what happened next?
-He said…
You're a baby gay,
and I'm not looking to change diapers.
What does that even mean?
It means that
you're fresh out of the closet.
You should be going fuck crazy.
Get out there! Get laid!
[sobbing] But you just said I'm a baby.
That's wrong.
Zeke, you foolish moose.
-Huh?
-This! Is! A! Gift!
Please stop hitting me.
I mean, Ray does have a point.
You've only slept with one guy.
Exactly. You gotta get out there
and put your thing in their thing.
And then, if you're down,
they'll put their thing in your thing.
And then, I don't know,
you guys all go to the gym?
So you want me to just go out there
and have a bunch of random bad sex?
-Yeah!
-Even the bad sex is educational.
It teaches you what good sex is.
But how would I even meet these guys?
-Ooh! We should go to The Boneyard.
-The gay bar?
-Gay guys love me! Yas, queen! Work!
-Eh, Fawn, we've talked about this.
-Just don't.
-Sorry.
But okay. Yeah, let's go to The Boneyard.
That's the spirit!
It's time for you to sow your wild oats.
Did someone just say "wild oats"?
Because I have a date
with a horse tonight.
-How long have you been standing there?
-Ah, so long!
[laughs] I've just been
waiting for someone to say,
"Stop horsing around"
or "my throat is hoarse."
-Ah.
-Or "Equus."
How did you even
meet a horse in the forest?
I don't know, Fawn.
Maybe something called destiny?
-Oh, boy.
-She's hot too!
And smart and sophisticated.
And her name is Claudia. And mine is Josh.
Well, Josh,
what are you gonna tell Claudia
about your whole pathetic life situation?
-Oh, I'm gonna lie my tender tits off.
-Oh good.
-Yeah, lie.
-[emphatically] Got to lie.
I was thinking of telling her
that I'm Garfield's private chef?
Okay. Yeah, I like that.
Too specific and weird to be made up.
I heard Garfield stopped eating lasagna
and lost a ton of weight.
He looks weird now. His head's too big.
Yeah, seems like God just wants him fat.
[loud dance music playing]
[loud dance music continues]
-Whoa! This place is insane.
-The smell is interesting.
Like shit, but not quite?
-It's shit-adjacent.
-I like it!
So how do I even do this?
-Do I go to them, or do they come to me?
-[loudly] What?
I've heard of a glory hole.
Is that gonna happen now?
-Hey.
-Oh, um, hi.
Hi. Uh, it's my first time at a gay bar.
I was married to a female.
-Want to make out?
-Really? With me? Like, right now?
-Yeah.
-Okay, yeah! Yeah! Uh, much obliged, sir.
Damn, it is so easy for gay males.
-Yeah, they're so efficient.
-Wow.
-Hey, girly.
-Wow!
"Wow" to you too.
Two straight females
in a gay bar taking up space.
-Oh, I--
-[annoyed] This is so classic!
I'm sorry.
Fear not, fellow queer,
for I am also gay. Lesbian style.
-Um, that's worse.
-What? How?
-At least she loves to suck dick.
-No, I don't.
Sweetie, you like pussy,
and this is a gay bar!
But aren't we all
part of one queer community
built on acceptance and harmony?
Ew, shut up. You have your space.
We have ours.
Now go back to the Beaver Dam
and sip on some natural wine.
-What?
-[softly] Actually, that does sound nice.
No! No, this is so fucked up!
You can't just kick us out of here!
-[scoffs] Typical cranky lesbian.
-The fuck you just say to me?
I'm usually so fucking cheerful!
You're the one that made me cranky!
Pen, it's not worth it.
-Oh, this isn't over! You hear me?
-Whatever.
Good luck when you need help
building a deck, you piece of shit!
Oh my God, that was so stressful, right?
I need to relax.
Babe, do you have any meth?
And then I said,
"If this is a shoes-off household,
that's going to be a problem for me."
[laughing] Because your shoes
are nailed to your hooves!
-[laughing] Yes, exactly!
-[sighs] So, Claudia,
what in the world is a mare like you
doing in a forest like this?
[nervously] Well…
Can you keep a secret?
Oh yeah!
One time I saw my dad maul a hiker
and play with his body
like a bag of corncobs
and I never told anybody about it.
Until, you know, right now.
Well, my real name is Colony Sugar.
-I'm actually a world-class jumping horse.
-[gasps] I knew it!
I knew you were an athlete
from how hard you kicked me.
In fact, I won three gold medals
at the Paris Olympics.
[Josh] Oh my God.
Could have been four,
but my rider had diarrhea.
Oh! The Olympics, Paris, diarrhea!
-But it's grueling as well.
-Mmm, I can imagine.
[Claudia] The constant training,
and traveling, and tranquilizing.
[Josh] Oh wow, that sounds brutal.
It is. I fear I've lost my passion
for jumping over hedges
with a tiny, wealthy woman on my back.
-Ugh.
-Also I'm pretty sure I'm making her cum.
-Yeah, I bet.
-Which is totally fine, but say thank you!
So what happened? How did you get here?
Well, the other day I thought,
"What if I just jumped
out of my trailer and ran?"
So that's what I did.
-I ran and I didn't look back.
-[Josh] That is so brave.
Ah, but I'm rambling.
What about you? What's your story?
Well, um… Do you know Garfield?
The little cat who loathes Mondays
and adores pasta?
Yeah, I'm his, um…
-Mmm-mmm.
-Hmm?
You know what?
I was gonna tell you this crazy lie…
-Oh.
-But you were just honest with me, so I'm…
-I'm just gonna tell you the truth.
-[chuckles] Please.
Yeah, okay, um, I'm a loser.
I'm unemployed.
I have roommates,
and they are my mom and my dad.
-And when I sneeze, I pee a little…
-Um…
And you're clearly out of my league,
so I will see myself out.
-But…
-And, yeah, goodbye forever.
[neighing] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Look, Josh, in my old life,
the animals I dated were all the same.
-Mmm. Yeah.
-Attractive, confident, rich…
-That tracks.
-Huge horse dicks.
-Okay, yeah, I'd assume they were big.
-And guess what?
They're just a bunch of pampered,
phony ponies!
I yearn for a common life
with a common animal.
Well, I'm very common!
-[in British accent] Dime a dozen, I am!
-[giggles] You are adorable.
-I'm bargain bin trash!
-Oh my God, I love it!
Claudia Colony Sugar,
may I take you out tomorrow?
I can promise you the most common time
in the most regular forest
with the most unexceptional bear,
and at the end, if you are unlucky,
you will have the most unremarkable sex.
-[laughs]
-You will not cum.
Oh, well, let's not go that far.
[chuckling] No, I can't go that far.
Believe me.
Well, anyway, if you'll pardon me,
I'm going to pop into the loo
and piss so hard
the ground smokes with dust.
[sighs] You go make that mud, mama.
[loud kissing]
This is so hot.
I don't even know your name,
and now we're kissing.
Uh, yeah.
-But, like, what is your name, though?
-Ugh. Brad.
Yeah. Good, great.
-So, Brad, no last name?
-[Brad groans]
Uh, do you, uh, have any siblings?
Okay, what the fuck?
'Cause I am kind of
like a classic middle child--
And I'm gonna bounce.
No, what? Wait, I'm sorry!
I've never done this before!
Yeah! No kidding!
No, no, no, don't go!
Don't go, I'll eat your butt!
Why couldn't you just shut up
and eat his butt?
I don't know! I just, like,
kinda wanted to get to know him?
-Ugh! Why?
-I'm sorry, why not?
Because, honey, you're supposed
to be having random, meaningless sex.
-Ugh. I really fumbled this one, didn't I?
-Yes, sir.
Well, good news!
We're going back to The Boneyard tonight.
Wait, what? Why?
[crankily] Fucking Cody telling me
where I can or cannot be!
-He doesn't get to decide that for me.
-You're right.
Okay, I should go back tonight
and take another stab at it.
I just gotta go in cool, calm,
and collected.
And not play twenty questions.
-What about five questions?
-Zero questions!
-Cheerio, friends.
-What?
-Raynal, my dear chap.
-Hold on.
-Penelope, you look smashing.
-Ho-ho!
Does this mean the horse bought your lie?
No, she purchased my truth.
Claudia actually likes that I'm a loser!
Holy shit, you won the lottery!
We are going on a second date tonight.
[angrily] Well, I have a second date
with a mouthy little ferret!
-Whoa.
-Jesus Christ.
What? He's a ferret.
I'm allowed to call him a fucking ferret.
Mmm-mmm. Not like that.
[loud dance music playing]
Okay, remember, eyes on the prize.
Random, meaningless sex.
-Right, an anonymous pump and dump.
-You get out there and gay!
Hey! Hi!
Ooh, butt alert. [laughs]
Yeah.
-'Sup?
-Hey, what's up?
All right, let's do this.
Oh! Oh! Uh…
-Hi, I'm Marcus.
-Oh, hi?
And, uh, what's your name?
-Wait, what's happening?
-What do you mean?
Are we allowed to do this?
Like, talk and stuff?
[laughs] Yeah? I don't think
there's any rules against it.
Oh! Uh, well then, I'm Zeke.
Uh, do you, uh…
Do you want to have random sex?
Hit the glory hole?
Maybe choke each other?
-I don't know! What should we do?
-How about a drink first?
Yes! Marcus, thank you.
That is a way better idea.
-Hey, bitch-ass twink!
-[twinks] Yes? What? Can I help you?
I think she's talking to me, you guys.
I'm back!
And I brought all my pussy-loving friends.
-Yeah, we love it!
-Pussy! It's what's for dinner!
Wow, you've crossed a line, lady.
And on trivia night?
-Shit! It's trivia night?
-Our most holy of nights?
Oh boy, I, uh… did not know that.
I'm sorry.
What's the big deal about trivia night?
-Fawn, come on.
-Trivia is queer culture.
If you don't know things
You're basically straight ♪
Please, lesbos suck at trivia!
No! No, it's the opposite of that!
In fact, I have an idea.
Team Beaver Dam versus Team Boneyard.
-If you win, we leave and never come back.
-[scoffs] Oh wow!
But if we win, we get to stay.
And he has to fuck a woman.
-[crowd] Jesus.
-Fawn, what?
I just thought he would
really not want that, 'cause… gay.
-Yeah, we know what you thought.
-Who brought her?
So, what do you say?
Oh, you're on, titty witch.
-[tranquil music playing]
-Okay, Josh's habitat.
It is full of wonder,
but you can see it in an afternoon.
Absolutely charming.
Ooh, there's a beehive. Watch this.
-Oh! Do be careful, Josh.
-No, don't worry. I do this all the time.
-[bee] Hey, what are you doing?
-[bees buzzing]
-The fuck, dude?
-That's our home!
-[bee] We live there!
-Guys, please, help me out!
I really like this horse.
[chuckles] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-You didn't say this was for love.
-Yeah.
All right, fam.
Let's let this guy drink our house.
-Good luck, you crazy kids.
-[gasps]
Josh! The way you displaced
those natives to plunder their resources.
It was nothing. Now, all we gotta do
is crack it open, and bam!
The sweetest honey you will ever taste.
Mmm, this is positively ambrosial.
-I told you.
-So, this honey, is it the bee's feces?
Oh, no, no, no. It's their throw-up.
Wow, this is the most delicious vomit
I've ever tasted.
Claudia, I might be a regular bear,
but you make me feel extraordinary.
And you, Joshua,
make me feel perfectly ordinary.
-[chuckles]
-Now, kiss me.
But don't stick out your tongue,
because I'll think it's a finger
and I'll bite it off.
This right here, guys.
This is why we puke.
Hey, isn't that
that horse from that poster?
-[wind whistling]
-I don't know.
All horses look the same to me.
[loud dance music continues]
Hey, Cody, you're going down!
Yeah, on your dad.
Well, your mom's on my health insurance,
'cause we're married!
-You take that back!
-Cody, she's trying to get in your head.
Get off of me!
[laughs] All right!
Who's ready for some trivia?
-Fuck me!
-[groans] Oh no!
-You're the trivia host?
-That is right!
-We love Geoffrey!
-Of course you do.
Why don't you just be friends with them
and stop bothering us?
[straining]
[whispers] They're not really my speed.
They're so needy.
Ew! Don't whisper to me!
-Don't do that head thing.
-[laughing]
Anyway, let's begin!
-[dramatic music playing]
-Who is the only human to marry an animal?
Jessica Rabbit, the legend!
-[bell dings]
-Correct!
Who is Yogi Bear's twink?
-Ah! Boo Boo.
-Fuck.
I thought Boo Boo and Yogi were roommates.
Keep up, Legs.
How did NYC legend Pizza Rat die?
-Autoerotic asphyxiation.
-Another correct!
Which child star eventually
went to prison for weapons charges?
-Nemo!
-[dejected] Oh my God, that was sad.
Which trailblazing kangaroo threw
the first brick at Stonewall?
-[buzzer dings]
-Marsupial P. Johnson! ♪
Know! Your! Herstory!
Well, looks like
The Boneyard is up by two.
-God damn it!
-But don't worry, I am rooting for you.
-You're my girlies.
-No, we are not.
Oh wow! We're beating you so bad
it's basically a hate crime.
You know what? Fuck it!
If you're so confident,
why don't we up the ante?
Penelope…
Whoever loses
has to shave off all their fur!
-[all exclaim]
-Get ready to be bald, babe!
-Pen, I don't want to shave my whole body.
-Then start getting some questions right!
[laughs] Next question!
I cannot believe you were married
to a lady moose.
Yeah, ten years. Straight as can be.
I even brewed my own craft beer.
Oh, you poor thing!
I was one lost moose.
I didn't know my antlers from my asshole.
Well, they are very cute antlers. [laughs]
Hey, so remember before when you said,
"Let's do this" and lunged at me?
Yes. Yes, I do. And, uh, I apologize.
Well, I think we should go have sex now.
Oh my God. Yay!
-[tranquil music playing]
-This is so peaceful.
My old life was a nonstop carousel
of drills, competitions,
long, loose farts.
Oh, that sounds so stressful!
Except for the farts.
That sounds relaxing.
It was! But I will say,
the competitions were thrilling.
Claudia, I would have loved to have
seen you jump in your big jump contests.
Oh! I wish you could have seen it.
The adrenaline. The roar of the crowd.
And when they placed that big,
weird wreath of roses around my neck…
I felt just like a queen!
Wow. I wish I was as passionate about
anything as you were about competing.
Oh come on. Everyone has a passion.
Well, I guess there is this one thing,
but no, it's dumb.
Pish posh! Tell me!
Well, I, uh…
I used to make rock sculptures?
Oh! You carved art out of rocks?
Well, no. I um…
I stacked rocks on top of other rocks.
Ooh! And then what?
Oh, well, and then that's the…
then the good part,
which is that there's piles, yeah.
-Of rocks?
-Yeah, yeah!
-Okay! That's…
-I know. I know, it's stupid.
-No, no, no! You have a deepness in you.
-Really?
Passion doesn't have to be something
you're good at or is even interesting.
It just matters
that you're doing what you love.
Can I be honest?
I think maybe
what I love is being with you.
[clicks tongue] Oh, Joshua.
[laughs] You're so romantic.
Make love to me
with your average-sized penis.
Average? Ha!
I wish.
-Psst! Josh! Josh! Joshy, get over here!
-[bushes rustling]
-Um, will you excuse me for a moment?
-Yeah, of course.
[chuckling]
What are you doing here?
I was out scavenging,
and this thing hit me in the face.
-[gasps] Oh no. Oh no.
-Your horse is famous!
They're giving out a huge reward
if we turn her in!
What? We can't do that!
Come on, we could be rich!
If I know anything about money,
and I do not…
Ray.
…$10,000 could get us at least,
I don't know, 25 refrigerator doors?
No! Claudia is my literal dream horse.
-Yes. Uh, sure.
-I think I love her, Ray.
-We could have a real future together.
-I don't see it.
And that's why I will not
let you sell my girlfriend.
Argh! Damn it, I want that money!
-[sighs] But I guess I'm happy for you?
-Thank you, Ray.
Shut up, Josh.
Oh, and by the way, you better be careful.
There's a big metal bird flying around
looking for your dream horse right now.
"Big metal bird"?
What does that even mean?
-Ahh! Big metal bird!
-[helicopter blades whirring]
-Claudia, they're coming for you.
-Oh God.
-Quick, mount me.
-Really? Right here?
-'Cause I feel like we should run.
-That's what I meant. Get on my back.
Oh! Of course! Yee-haw!
Which famous canine was canceled
after the release of a damning article
written by Ronan Sparrow?
Oh, Snoopy!
-Correct!
-[both] Yes!
Aww, are we not
allowed to like Snoopy anymore?
Well, that was our final question,
and the score is tied,
which means it'll all come down
to a Slay-the-House-Down-Boots tiebreaker!
[angrily] Oh my God,
just ask the fucking question!
[chuckling] Great idea, queen!
[dramatic music playing]
Which oft-forgotten rodent
released a tell-all memoir
entitled Behind the Giggle,
exposing her husband's
freak-off parties at Club 33?
-Ah, shit, do you know this one?
-I don't read!
God damn it!
One of you twinks give me the answer!
-Oh my God, I actually know this.
-[chimes]
Minnie Mouse!
-That is correct!
-[bell dinging]
-The Beaver Dam wins!
-[triumphant fanfare playing]
She converted to Catholicism for him,
and then he got their doula pregnant!
How do you know all that?
Babe, I am an annoying straight girl!
We're all obsessed with Minnie Mouse!
[laughs sarcastically] Wow! Wow, wow, wow…
Oh my God, we're gonna have to reset Cody.
But first, it's time
for a motherfuckin' haircut.
Girls?
-Yes!
-Fuck!
Ha-ha! We won the game
and struck a blow for inclusivity!
Bartender, a round of natural wine on me!
-Babe, there's only vodka here.
-Oh.
-Wait, does this bar suck?
-I think it does.
Ooh, joke's on you, bitches!
I'm way hotter now.
Fuck! He really is.
Look at all eight of my nipples!
[both moaning]
-Damn! That was…
-Pretty good, right?
Oh, yes! Yeah…
How did you do that thing where you…
Oh! I got shot in the neck
with an arrow once.
It healed weird,
but it made my throat wider.
Well, it was incredible.
And now I've had sex with three animals.
That's even more than two.
-Ooh! Sexy and good at math?
-[both laughing]
You know, if you ever want
to do this again sometime, we could…
Oh, uh-oh, um, I'm so sorry.
Just to be up front, I'm doing this thing
where I'm having new experiences,
so I'm not really looking
to get into a relationship.
Yeah, that's cool. Neither am I.
Wait, really?
-So we can like each other?
-Yes.
-And have sex sometimes?
-Uh-huh.
-And we know each other's names?
-That's right, Zeke.
-But we're not dating?
-Nope!
-And this whole thing doesn't make me sad?
-Mmm-mmm.
-Did we just invent something incredible?
-Baby, it's called "being gay."
Well, I am a fan!
-Same, girl.
-[both laughing]
-[thrilling music playing]
-[Claudia panting]
-They're closing in on us!
-Hang on!
-Watch out!
-[Claudia grunts]
-Nice form!
-[thrilling music continues]
[Josh] Ahh!
-Beautiful landing!
-Ah-ja-ja-ja-ja!
Oh God.
[both exclaiming]
Brace yourself, Joshua.
Claudia, don't! We're never gonna make it!
[grunts] Like hell we're not.
[neighing]
-[triumphant music playing]
-[both yelling]
-[Josh laughing]
-[Claudia panting]
[laughs] Oh my God!
You're amazing! Those jumps.
Did you see that final leap?
That must be a record. What a rush.
I can't believe we made it!
That really brought me back
to my glory days.
This is just like Paris.
Oh, Josh, you should have seen me!
As they raised the Union Jack high,
my heart swelled with jingoistic pride.
I was a champion!
I was alive!
[bittersweet music playing]
-Claudia?
-Yes, darling?
This life in the forest,
I think maybe it's not for you.
-What?
-You were born for greatness.
You don't belong
with a regular bear like me.
You belong to the world.
But I really like you.
I really like you too.
And that's why I need to let you go.
You're wrong about one thing.
You're not a regular bear.
You're an exceptional bear.
And I will remember this night
for the rest of my life.
Goodbye, Claudia.
-Goodbye, Josh.
-[helicopter whirring]
-Here I am! I am ready to--
-[darts thudding]
[Claudia groans]
[Josh] Oh, fuck!
[nervously] Okay.
This was the right decision, right?
[Claudia groaning]
-[trees smacking]
-[Claudia groaning]
Oh! Ooh! You hate to see that.
Oh, yeah. No, she'll be fine.
-[sighing]
-Aww, Joshy.
-I'm really sorry about Claudia.
-No, no. Don't be sorry.
I had the best 48 hours of my entire life.
And because we didn't actually have sex,
Claudia still thinks
I have an average-sized penis.
-Hey, that's a win for you!
-I know!
Here's to Claudia!
And to never going back
to The Boneyard ever again.
Speak for yourselves.
I'm cleaning up over there.
-Yeah, you are!
-Oh, and there is a glory hole.
A squirrel lives in it.
His name is Arthur.
I think that might just be his house.
Well, either way,
the little guy sucks a hell of a dick.
[all] To Arthur!
You're god damn right, to Arthur.
What a guy.
-["Pony Boy" cover playing]
-Pony boy, pony boy ♪
Won't you be my pony boy? ♪
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, whoa ♪
My pony boy ♪
Ride with me, ride with me ♪
Won't you take a ride with me? ♪
Underneath the starry sky ♪
My pony boy ♪
Over the hills and through the trees ♪
We'll go riding, you and me ♪
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-away ♪
My pony boy ♪
[song fading]