Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s01e07 Episode Script

Today, my daughter Salish attempts
to fly alone for the first time.
My suitcase got stopped.
While I follow her
in my best disguise ever.
Wait, whoa.
Where's she going?
She'll never know it's me.
There is no chance
my kid can recognize me.
Guys, I see my dad.
In 90 minutes,
I'm leaving for our Colorado vacation,
but Salish wants to stay here
for her last gymnastics practice.
She's gonna fly by herself
and then meet me later.
You're gonna be fine with that.
- I'm 15 now.
- I'm having a problem with it.
It's okay. I know your plan is
for sure gonna be to follow me
in some costume.
No, it's not.
If you do that, I'm gonna give you
the biggest consequence.
To make sure you don't,
FaceTime me from the plane.
- I'll FaceTime you.
- Bye.
Del and Rohan are gonna make sure
you get to the terminal.
- Okay.
- I love you.
I'm not gonna follow.
I left you a credit card.
- I love you. Be safe.
- Bye.
He's for sure gonna follow me.
I'm gonna follow her.
Don't tell Del or Rohan
because they might be Team Jordan,
and I snuck an AirTag
in my dad's backpack.
Wait, what?
- To make sure he doesn't follow.
- That's so smart.
I have a plan.
One, get on the plane and FaceTime.
Number two, somehow get off that plane.
Three, meet Nikki, the makeup artist,
and get in a full costume
Salish will never know it's me.
Four, follow her all the way
from here in Los Angeles
to Steamboat Springs.
Whoa. Why is she running?
Where'd she go?
He's on the way to the airport.
So far, so good.
[excitedly] All right, guys,
I'm gonna go get ready for gym.
[quietly] I don't actually have
gymnastics practice today.
I said that so I could fly alone.
Why are you guys here?
Are you like babysitting her?
We're taking her to the airport.
He told us we have to keep our eye on her
until we get her to the terminal.
- Her foot has to go through the door.
- That's insane.
I know my dad is gonna follow me.
If you've seen other videos,
you know he's gonna follow too.
My dad thinks I'm leaving this afternoon,
but I changed my ticket to leave
in two hours to mess with him.
We know I'm overprotective.
I've concocted this plan
to make sure she's safe.
I'm doing this to prove to my dad
that I can fly alone.
I mean, I'm 15 now.
Like, why can't I?
Lauren and Hudson are in Colorado,
so they have all the luggage.
I have to hop out this Uber,
get into the terminal
in time to make this plane
so I can FaceTime.
If I'm right and my dad's following me,
I'm gonna give him a huge consequence.
It might be the worst consequence
I've ever given him.
I'm gonna check the AirTag
to see where my dad is.
Wait, he's actually at the airport? What?
Now I'm waiting in security,
but I did not expect a super long line.
I'm concerned
I'm gonna miss this first plane,
in which case, this thing is done.
Wait, so maybe
he actually isn't gonna follow me.
No. He for sure is. What?
I thought he was gonna be
right outside waiting for me,
but he's actually at the airport.
That security took longer.
I have to get to the terminal.
I'm not gonna trust him
until he gets onto the plane
because he could still
for sure do something.
If I miss this plane, I can't FaceTime.
Then she'll know I'm following.
I'm going to Colorado.
It's my favorite place ever.
I love going snowboarding.
It's just so much fun.
Yay, I didn't miss the plane.
Whew! I bought the cheapest ticket
so I could get on and off the plane.
If they don't let me,
I'm going to San Francisco.
After Colorado,
I'm gonna go for a week,
then I'm gonna see my grandparents.
That's super fun
because I miss them so much.
I'm boarding my fake flight now.
I gotta get on this plane now
and FaceTime Salish
so I can get off.
And I'm getting a call.
Oh, it's my dad.
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey. I am on the plane.
Look, I'll show you.
- See?
- Oh, nice. He's actually on the plane?
We're taking off soon.
Make sure Rohan and Del
get you to the terminal.
Okay, I love you. Be safe.
Okay, love you. Yep.
Have a safe flight. Bye.
Guys, what?
He's actually on the plane,
and he's going to Denver?
No way.
I thought he was gonna be
messing with me. What?
I just FaceTimed.
I gotta get off
before they close the door.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay, that was so awkward.
I had to pretend I was sick
so I could get off.
They were so nice.
Salish has no idea I'm here.
I'm gonna turn Find Friend's off.
I'm gonna turn my phone to Airplane Mode.
She has no idea I'm in L.A.
This is gonna be the best makeover.
Say, how much longer?
Rohan and Del think
we're going to gymnastics,
but we're going to the airport now.
Nikki, where are you?
I am in the United Lounge.
I'm all set up.
Thank you. See you soon.
She got prosthetics.
It's gonna make my face different.
She is not gonna be able to recognize me.
No chance.
Okay, guys, I'm ready!
Let's go!
- [Rohan] Suitcase for gymnastics?
- Yeah, I don't wanna come home.
- We're gonna go straight?
- Yeah.
[excitedly] Let's go! Let's go!
Next stop, United Club.
I'm not a lounge guy,
but we paid for a ticket so we can hide
and do the transformation.
I'm looking for a spot we can be private
so nobody sees us, but everywhere is busy.
There's people everywhere.
Wait a minute. Look.
Okay, this is what we're looking for.
I was up until 1:00 a.m. last night
watching TikTok.
- Salish!
- 1:00 a.m.?
[Rohan] You have gymnastics
and you have a flight.
- When's practice?
- We're early.
So low-key, could we drive around
the airport to see if there's traffic?
- [Ari] It's a good idea.
- Thank you, Ari.
If you're late to gymnastics practice,
it's your fault.
- It's not our fault.
- Obviously.
[Jordan] This is gonna be on my face.
Is that gonna be my nose?
- [Nikki] Yep.
- We're not messing around today.
- Let's get started.
- A new neck.
- [Ari] Wait, Salish.
- Yeah?
Is your plan just to run out
in the terminal or something?
I don't know because
all of my bags are in the back, you know?
Should I crawl out the back right now?
- That's a good idea.
- Okay.
Careful. Be careful.
- Wait, Ari, this is not gonna fit.
- Oh, shoot.
[whispering] Salish, I have an idea.
When we park the car,
say you forgot something.
- You have to check your suitcase.
- Yeah!
That's so smart.
- [Rohan] Dude, get in the seat.
- My bad.
- [Ari] She was looking.
- Your dad's gonna kill us.
Wow. You're poofing out my face.
We can see a difference in my face.
[Rohan] Put the seatbelt on!
- Okay!
- Oh my God.
When we get there, can you stop
at terminal seven really quick?
I wanna look at the terminal
we're going to.
I might've forgotten something
in my suitcase.
I wanna make sure I have it.
Oh my God. My face looks different.
- You need to take a Benadryl.
- Wow.
It's 8:50 a.m.
Salish's flight isn't for hours.
We should be good.
Jordan told us, quote,
"You have to make sure
she gets into the terminal all safe."
That's what he told us.
"Excuse me? Jordan said we have
to get you to the terminal all safe."
- That's not what I sound like.
- Here's the move. The nose.
- [cackling]
- No way!
Let's check the AirTag.
He's still at the airport.
- [Ari] There's no way.
- Wait, he's for sure planning something.
Yeah, if he's still here, I think he is.
Finally, we have all day
to do this exactly right.
- We've planned for this.
- She's not gonna miss gymnastics.
She is so committed.
We have hours.
She's not gonna catch me.
[Rohan] It's coming up.
- Can you please be quick?
- [Salish] Yeah, I got it.
I got to follow her
on two flights plus a layover.
Who knows what she'll do?
All right, we're at terminal seven.
- Let's go.
- Don't get hit by a car.
I'm doing this
so she can feel like she flew alone.
I can make sure she's safe.
It's a win-win.
[laughing] I don't think it's weird.
Nothing weird about this.
- Oh my!
- [Ari] Oh my gosh.
All right, Rohan, I actually don't…
Wait. I don't have gymnastics today.
- You're kidding.
- No.
- Didn't it get rescheduled?
- Yes.
I don't have gymnastics on this day.
I'm sorry for the confusion.
Thank you. Bye, Ari. See ya.
- [Ari] Bye, Salish!
- Bye!
Wait, what?
Wait, get in.
She just left. Can you call Jordan?
Ari, why were you okay with that?
Is he on the flight?
Okay, call Nikki.
- Somebody's calling.
- Don't know this number.
- Hello?
- Hey.
- Is Jordan there?
- He's not answering.
- What's up?
- Dude.
She said she didn't have gymnastics
and went into the airport.
She's at the airport?
She got her bag and walked in
and said she's got a ticket.
- She's got everything she needs.
- I don't understand.
- Are you with her right now?
- No, we're in the car.
We weren't expecting
to actually go in with her.
We were gonna go to gymnastics.
Wait, her flight doesn't take off
for hours.
I don't… Did she tell you something?
She didn't tell me anything.
- Ari?
- Yeah.
Be honest with me. Do you know anything?
- [Rohan] She got an earlier flight.
- She got a different flight?
She's on time for the earlier flight.
None of you are with her? She just left?
She ran in, and we were getting honked at.
We had to move.
You got to be kidding me.
She's not tracking you? Your phone's off.
She can't. She has no idea.
I FaceTimed her from the airplane.
She thinks I'm on my way to Colorado.
I gotta figure this out.
Thank you for losing my daughter, okay?
No. Okay.
Call her right now
and make sure she got in.
- We'll call.
- Can I use your phone?
- I have to book a new ticket.
- Yeah.
Just when we were saying,
"We've got all the time."
- Hi, Del.
- Say, where'd you go?
I'm in the security line now.
Do you have everything you need?
Your ticket and your ID?
Yeah. I changed my flight
to an early flight. I've got everything.
- Are you safe?
- You guys can leave.
I'm already about to like board
'cause I got an early flight.
If you say you're safe,
we're gonna trust you.
Bye. See you guys.
- They're scared.
- We have to hurry. I gotta get out.
I'm freaking out.
I gotta find out what flight.
I go to the airport super early this time
to get through security,
so then I can catch him.
He thought he was gonna trick me.
Guys, I'm so paranoid.
I'm looking at every guy
making sure it's not my dad.
The next flight takes off in an hour.
Should I get the ticket?
I should get a ticket for that, right?
- That would be the one.
- That's the one.
Okay, we made it through security.
Now we gotta go to our gate.
- I think that's what it's called.
- Is this gonna look as good?
- I needed way more time to do this.
- I don't know what to do.
My suitcase got stopped.
SALISH'S
SUITCASE
My computer.
I didn't know
I'd have to actually take it out.
- It's so embarrassing.
- Here comes my least favorite part.
- I didn't think it could get worse.
- [giggling]
Chex Mix, favorite snack ever.
- This does not look like a businessman.
- This face means business.
Oh my gosh, they have Dr. Pepper.
I even have a Dr. Pepper shirt.
I actually wore it in a video we did.
So, yeah, tell me if you liked it.
I love Dr. Pepper so much.
Oh my God. This hair.
I think we were expecting more time.
Let's check the AirTag.
It says that my dad is in the United Club,
so I can't get in there.
I'm in the bathroom getting changed.
[muted chuckling]
Bro, he lied to me,
I'm confused because he called me,
and was on the plane.
How do even you get off?
But I do have the perfect idea
to drive my dad crazy.
I'm gonna try and upgrade my seat
to first class.
I'm gonna use my dad's card.
No offense, Dad, but this is your fault.
I have to leave in two minutes,
or I'm gonna miss this flight.
Then she does get to fly alone.
Hi. Can I please have first class?
- Can I see your boarding pass?
- Here.
We had hours to make this perfect. Hours.
And you're all set.
First class ticket, all yours.
Thank you so much.
Oh my gosh, guys. I got first class.
Let's go!
This is gonna be the best flight ever.
It's going to have to work.
I just went on my first ever
first class experience to Singapore.
That was so much fun.
And sorry, Dad,
but I bought a first class ticket.
It's your money,
and it wasn't too expensive.
It was $50, so thank you, Dad.
- You look great.
- I got to go.
- You killed it. Thank you.
- Of course.
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
Salish threw another curveball.
Here we go.
11:15 boarding. Ah! I got to hurry up.
Okay, we're here. I got to chill.
Everybody's boarding.
I'm trying to see Salish.
- I think I just saw her. Hold on.
- I'm certain my dad is here. So…
She's right there.
Ha, I found her.
Guys, I see my dad. No way.
She doesn't even know I'm here.
Did she look at me? I'm gonna go here
like I'm looking out the window.
I was looking at the AirTag, right?
And then I saw a guy filming. Look.
He's right there.
- She's probably looking at the planes.
- Oh my gosh.
That's a good disguise,
but, like… Oh my God.
- He looks so different. No way.
- She's right there.
- How did she skip past everyone?
- Thank you.
You think you're all alone?
You have no idea, but I'm here.
How'd she get ahead of everybody?
I'm in first class,
so I'm one of the first.
I'm gonna be filming. Dad, that suit?
Don't wear a suit next time.
Hopefully, I'm in front
so I can sit without her seeing me.
Thank you. They couldn't tell
I was wearing a different face.
- That's good.
- Hi, welcome.
I see my dad. No way.
[suspenseful music]
SALISH
- [mouthing] Oh my gosh, that's my dad!
- She's in first class.
His disguise looks so real, bro.
She bought a new ticket,
and it's first class.
She's traveled first class once.
That was last week to Singapore
because she won a challenge.
What is she doing?
No way. He passed me. He just saw me, bro.
I'm flying coach,
and Salish is flying first class.
I'm in the bathroom.
And first class is so nice.
Oh my gosh. His disguise is ridiculous.
Like, what is that, bro?
Look at this. I can't even tell it's me.
When we get to the layover,
I'm gonna mess with my dad so much
because it's gonna be so easy.
And I have a couple of tricks.
Salish, where are you?
I was just texting with Matthew Beem
before I took off.
I have such a good plan with him
when we arrive in Denver.
It's gonna be so funny.
What's so crazy is Salish
is flying alone for the first time.
She's doing great.
I know she can handle it.
I'm here to make sure she's okay.
She doesn't realize it.
If I never tell Salish,
and she only sees it in this video,
I will have missed the consequence.
[mouthing] She's right there.
Guys, he thinks he's so discreet.
She walked right by me
and didn't even know.
It's so obvious, bro.
Every time I come near, he's like…
I have three hours
before our flight to Steamboat,
so I get to mess with my dad
the entire time.
I'm gonna walk by
because I want to see my little girl.
SALISH
She looks good. I don't wanna get caught.
I have no idea why I'm not allowed to be
on a plane at 15 years old.
News flash! Salish can fly without me.
She's doing great. She's 15 now.
She's growing up. I got to accept it.
I wonder what my dad's doing now.
It's really bumpy.
I feel like I should go see her.
My dad is probably terrified.
But I'm having so much fun.
We're landing.
We landed.
That was such a good and fun flight.
Don't forget your luggage.
She doesn't realize I'm filming her.
She's right there.
- Merry Christmas.
- You too.
- Happy holidays.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
[whispering] My dad is right there, guys.
Can you see him?
I don't know if she just looked.
I see my dad literally following me,
like, from a foot away, bro.
- Where's she going? I don't know.
- I'm literally 15. I'm fine.
- She keeps looking back.
- I'm gonna lose him.
- Where's she going?
- I figured out where the Starbucks was.
Whoa. Why is she running?
Oh my gosh, guys. [chuckling]
She doesn't have to run.
- I'll lose him this way.
- Where'd she go?
I don't know if my dad's chasing.
I think I lost him.
Where is she? Whoa.
- Oh.
- She's right there.
Let's follow him.
She got behind me.
The Starbucks is right here. Let's go.
She's going to Starbucks.
I wanna see what she's getting.
And then one peppermint mocha.
One peppermint mocha.
I ordered a peppermint mocha and my drink.
My dad always orders a peppermint mocha,
so I'm gonna leave it there.
Maybe he'll take it. Maybe he won't.
All right, she grabbed her drink.
[Jordan] Off she goes.
Wait, she ordered two drinks.
What about this? Why didn't she take that?
Let's see if he's gonna take it.
Look. He's walking over.
[Jordan] Okay, what?
I'm confused. She ordered
a peppermint mocha. That's my drink.
Then she just walked away. What?
Guys, did he take it?
It has her name on it,
and she left without it.
Taste test.
Mm, so good.
Let's see if he's gonna take it.
Bro, I can't see.
I don't know, but this says Salish.
Peppermint mocha, and she walked away.
So I'm drinking it.
I'm walking closer to him.
Do you think she got a peppermint mocha
because she misses me?
He keeps on looking back at me.
Okay, she's right behind me.
If she knows I'm here,
I am gonna get a terrible consequence.
I'm gonna duck in here.
- I'm gonna call out, "Dad."
- She's in here too.
Hey, Dad.
What the heck?
- Hey, Dad.
- What the heck?
Did she just say "Dad?"
[amusing music]
I think she was saying "Dad."
If she's saying "Dad,"
she knows this is me.
I couldn't tell for sure. It was loud.
Now she took off.
He did not answer.
So what I'm gonna do next is
I'm gonna ask somebody to watch my bag.
I'm gonna leave my bag there.
My dad's gonna be thinking,
"What the heck?"
"Why is she leaving her bag there?"
I'm looking.
There's no way she could recognize me.
But then what's this about?
Why'd she do that?
[Salish] Look, he's right there.
Do you guys see that?
Salish, where are you?
Salish, where are you?
He has no idea where I am. Let's go down.
Then let's go back up.
Maybe he'll follow me up.
She's right there. I saw her.
He saw me. That's good.
- [Jordan] I'm not losing her again.
- He's there.
How'd I lose her?
- Let's follow him.
- Where'd she go?
She was right here.
He does not know where I am.
I'm following.
Who asks anybody to watch their bag?
This is so embarrassing.
- [Jordan] Got her. She looks bored.
- It's gonna be awkward. Let's ask.
Excuse me?
Can you guys watch my bag
for a little bit?
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
[Jordan] What did she just do? What?
That was so awkward.
She's leaving.
Her bag is right there.
She left her bag with strangers. What?
Now my dad is gonna think
I'm completely insane.
- He's not gonna know what I'm doing.
- What is going on?
I gotta stay here until Salish comes back
and make sure her bag's okay.
- She's coming.
- He's wondering what I'm doing.
Why isn't she going to get her bag?
She's sitting.
I was hoping he would take it
and expose himself
by showing it's him.
But he's not doing that.
I'm gonna go get my bag back.
Thank you so much.
She got her bag. Okay.
What kind of outfit is that, bro?
I'm pretty sure he's wearing prosthetics.
[Jordan] There's my little girl,
all by herself doing great.
Don't think I forgot
about the consequence.
Because as soon as I catch my dad,
he's gonna regret it.
I can go there, then we can hang out
in Denver Airport.
But no because I will get a consequence.
It's gonna be brutal. I know that.
I got a text from Matthew Beem,
and we have the best prank.
I have to stall first.
I'm gonna mess with my dad
and see if I'll get him to expose himself.
I'm gonna pretend to drop my passport.
He has to pick it up and give it to me.
I can't go to Steamboat
without my passport.
- Where's she going?
- I have to walk near him.
There she goes.
I'm gonna drop it.
Hopefully he comes to get it,
not a random person.
Whoa. She dropped something.
Go. I'm scared. Oh my God.
- She dropped something.
- He's going.
What? Oh my God. This is her passport.
- She's leaving,
- He got the passport.
- Are you kidding me?
- I heard him say, "Are you kidding me?"
Now I'm gonna keep walking slower.
I have to give her her passport back.
She can't get on the plane.
Let's go farther.
I gotta give it back.
[British accent] Excuse me,
you dropped your passport.
This is bad.
I need that passport to get into my gate.
You dropped your passport.
[groaning] This is awkward.
I'm gonna walk even slower.
- [fake accent] I think you dropped this.
- Thank you.
Wait, what's your name?
Sorry. Bye-bye.
Thank you. Guys, he gave it to me.
Then he just walked by.
[breathlessly] I gotta pretend
I'm running for my flight.
I wanted to say thank you
and know his name.
He did not want
to show his face at all, bro.
- My plan failed.
- That was so awkward.
He's running away. Where is he going?
There's a 50-50 chance she knows.
This is too many coincidences now.
Nothing worked.
Dropping my passport didn't work.
Leaving my bag didn't work.
Literally nothing has worked, bro.
It's so cute. She's just vlogging.
I'm gonna meet Matthew Beem.
And he's gonna help me because
he knows someone that is my same age.
I'm gonna put her
in the same clothes I'm wearing.
So then my dad might follow her
instead of follow me.
We're getting on this.
I can't believe I'm this close,
and she has no idea.
He's right there.
We're getting off.
Her flight takes off from Terminal B.
She's gone to Terminal A for what reason?
- Why are we doing this?
- He thinks he's so nonchalant.
I can see everything he's doing.
She's gotten so much older.
She is handling this all by herself.
I knew she could. Totally knew.
I'm having a problem.
Matthew Beam is supposed to be at A75.
Again, I've lost her.
Every time I talk to you, I lose Salish.
I should never be an investigator.
I can't keep track of my kid.
If it all goes well,
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win.
My dad's gonna get the worst consequence.
Oh my gosh, it's gorgeous outside.
Everyone who's asked to take a picture
hasn't asked with me.
Either there's nobody that's Team Jordan,
which is a possibility,
or it means they don't recognize me,
which is perfect.
I'm gonna go with that, not Team Salish.
Hey, Matthew.
How are you?
- How are you?
- I'm good.
- Did you set up the plan?
- Everything's set up.
- You're good to go.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you!
Hold on. Is that with Matthew?
That's Matthew Beem.
He has set everything up,
and I'm pretty sure everything…
That's my dad. He saw Matthew.
He knows we planned something.
Oh my gosh. I didn't think that'd happen.
Matthew. Hey, it's Jordan.
- What are you wearing?
- Can you tell it's me from the beginning?
- I thought someone random running.
- You were with Salish?
- Uh, yeah.
- I saw it. What's up?
- She was saying hi.
- What're you doing?
I gotta catch a flight.
I board in like 12 minutes.
- Do I look like me?
- I didn't know.
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
Let's go!
We ran into Matthew Beem.
He lives in Colorado.
- Not a huge surprise, but random.
- Hopefully, I've lost him.
I just saw her going this way.
Now, I have to train the girl
that's my age and my body double.
Salish just got on this train.
Sorry. Excuse me.
There, she's vlogging.
I got a nice little spot.
I can see everything.
Salish and Huds used to sit there.
They'd look and get excited.
Now she's a cool teenager.
Now I gotta get out.
Oh, my gosh.
My dad is right there.
- My dad found me.
- It doesn't make sense.
The only reason why we'd be here is
if we're leaving, which we're not.
Why are we leaving?
Okay. Matthew told me
to meet her over here.
We're supposed to be
in Terminal B right now,
and she's just walking towards what?
We're walking towards baggage claim.
I don't like those options.
Where are we going?
I'm confused.
Where in the world is she?
I can't see what she's doing.
Hi. Are you Ella?
- [Ella] Yeah.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Salish.
We gotta go to the bathroom
because my dad is trying to find us,
so let's go.
She's over there.
She went into the bathroom.
You didn't have to come
out of the terminal.
I have a sweat suit for you.
You have to act like you're me, okay?
Here you go. Thank you so much.
How long does it take, Salish?
My dad is gonna think Ella is me
because she's wearing the same thing,
so he's going to follow Ella,
and Ella's gonna walk back to her car.
Why are we out here right now?
It looks perfect.
You're a little taller,
but it's good, so let's go.
Walk out and walk to your car.
Thank you. Nice to meet you. Bye.
So Ella just left.
[Jordan] Oh, there she is.
All right. Wait.
Where's her luggage? Where's her suitcase?
My dad's there. He's gonna think it's me.
My dad's also confused.
She doesn't have the suitcase.
[Jordan] Where is she going?
She's going down the escalator now.
What is happening?
He's going down the escalator.
He's so easy to fool, bro.
He thinks that's me.
[Jordan] Wait. What is she doing?
Where is she going?
What?
Wait. Whoa.
No. Actually, no.
Wait.
[breathing heavily] Wait!
What?
Are you kidding?
What? She just took off?
[shouting] What the heck?
Sorry, Dad, but you deserve this
because you keep lying to me
and telling me you're not gonna follow me.
Where's she going?
She just took off in an Uber
without her luggage?
I don't care. I'm going off airport mode.
I don't care if I get caught.
She left her luggage.
There's a Mexican restaurant
close to the airport.
We always go there.
I'll bet you she went there
to get a meal, but that's crazy.
You know what?
I'll take the consequence and call her
and tell her to come
'cause she's gonna miss the airplane.
I gotta walk next to him
and show him I'm still here right now.
Hopefully, he looks at me.
I'm gonna call. I'm gonna…
She's right there.
Okay. He saw me.
What is going on in my mind right now?
He's following me. I'm gonna walk in.
I was about to call her,
and she's right here. Wait.
My mind isn't minding.
We're chilling.
Now we gotta go through the security.
Who was that? I'm an idiot.
I thought that was her.
That was so stupid of me.
She's now headed back inside.
[Jordan] She's going up the escalator.
Oh my gosh. Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Yeah. He's right there.
He just saw me.
I have one more trick.
The security won't let him through.
He has to take off
all of his disguise and everything,
and then I'll see that it's him.
That girl looked like Salish. Taller.
[Jordan] That's the way to go back.
I guess that's what we're doing.
We gotta go to our terminal.
She's walking like she's got all the time.
The plane's gonna leave in 45 minutes.
He has to take off his prosthetics.
Wait. I can't go
through security like this.
It's face recognition.
I have to take off my prosthetics.
She's going through security right now.
Maybe I can leave the wig
because people wear toupees.
I might wear a toupee one day.
[sighing] Okay.
I only have one more flight,
then I'm on vacation for two whole weeks.
I cannot wait, bro.
I can't wait to be done with school,
going out in the snow, seeing my family.
- It's gonna be so much fun.
- Oh, wow.
Oh! Oh.
That's a weird looking. Oh!
I have my final prank
to try and get him to lose this challenge.
If he sees me at the gate,
I'm gonna pretend to fall asleep
so he has to wake me up 'cause
he does not want me to miss my flight.
He doesn't want that consequence.
It's gonna be the worst one he's ever had.
Report any unattended bags
and suspicious behavior
to the nearest airport employee,
law enforcement officer,
or TSA representative.
Literally, my gate is right there.
I don't see my dad.
I'm gonna be pretending to sleep
in case if he is there,
he'll lose the challenge
and get the consequence.
How am I supposed to fool her?
I'll just be like this, sleeping.
[groaning]
I can wear the glasses.
- How are you doing?
- I'm good.
We were doing a YouTube video,
and I had prosthetics on.
I can't have them on anymore.
It hurts.
[groaning]
That guy was a security officer.
He saw me taking off my prosthetics.
That is so sketchy. [groaning]
I don't know where he is,
but I hope he's near.
Salish will totally know this is me.
…boarding process.
Do we have any passengers…
Is he gonna come or not?
Because I can't see him.
I don't know where he is.
Fingerprint time.
We switched to facial recognition, sir.
I need to scan your boarding pass.
- Sure.
- Good to go.
Good. Thank you.
I got through security.
It was facial recognition.
I'm lucky I took the prosthetics off.
But I have no idea
how to hide my identity.
I have to get a face mask and hat.
Very quick.
Hi. Do you guys sell face masks?
Oh, perfect. Thank you.
And… Ah, hats.
I'm now a hunter and fisher or whatever.
Okay. What do you think?
Do I look different?
- You look different.
- Let's do it. Maybe she won't notice.
Actually, not bad.
Why didn't I do this? I could've put
a face mask on. I didn't need prosthetics.
The place I could get away
with a face mask
without looking weird was here,
and I put on prosthetics.
We're here. She's probably on the plane,
which means I get on, keep my head down.
Once we land, Team Jordan!
I hear him.
I have to pretend to sleep.
Okay, wait. It's final boarding.
The plane is final boarding,
but she's fallen asleep.
She's sleeping.
It's boarding.
I don't know what to do. Look.
I think he's gonna come and wake me up.
She fell asleep,
and the plane is boarding.
[groaning] I have to wake her up.
You're gonna miss your plane.
Excuse me?
You're gonna miss… No!
[distorted] No.
Dad, I told you it was you.
Oh my gosh.
Dad, your disguise was terrible.
- Did you know the whole time?
- From the beginning.
- It's so obviously you.
- How did you know I didn't get on?
I put an AirTag in your backpack.
- You did?
- Yep.
Now I won the challenge,
and you get the worst consequence ever.
- What is it?
- You'll see.
[Salish] You know what you have to do.
- Salish, can we not do this? I'm sorry.
- Nope. Let's go.
Take off your jacket.
- Without my jacket?
- Yes, Dad.
This has to be the worst consequence.
- Okay.
- Take off your jacket.
Now walk in.
- It's so cold.
- Yup.
Right to that blue thing.
Go. If you run, it will be over with.
- No! Okay!
- [Salish laughing mockingly]
- Are you ready?
- Yes. Make a snow angel.
- Are you gonna do it again?
- [Jordan] Never! Hurry!
- Are you gonna follow me again?
- No!
- Okay.
- I promise!
- Am I old enough? Am I old enough now?
- Yes!
You're old enough! I promise!
- Okay. Thanks. Here's your phone.
- What?
[Jordan] Oh!
What? Oh my God!