Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e09 Episode Script

[crow caws]
[quacks]
[bats squeal]
[opening theme song playing]
Adventure Time
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go to very
Distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side Quests.
[Jake] Ugh, use a glove, man!
That stuff reeks.
Ugh! I hate the smell of those
dookie gumdrop droppings.
[gags] Makes me wanna barf.
- [gags]
- I don't know. I like 'em.
Gross dude. Just hurry up
and put it in the stankball.
Stink seal activated. [dings]
Ah! Much better.
Hmm, they stink bad
but taste pretty good.
You should try 'em.
They stink like
a dang fart, Finn.
[Finn laughs]
[Jake sighs]
Hey, remind me why
we're collecting
these stanky gumdrops for PB.
She said they're for some
science-y, math thing.
[laughs] Scooping toots
for the Princess.
[in high pitched voice]
My hero-- [grunts]
[in normal voice]
Whoa! Giant hot dog!
You've been seeing them, too?
[distant laughter]
[Finn] Jake, whoa! A hot dog
eating contest?
You love those.
Oh, yeah. I forgot. [laughs]
Hey! Hey, can I join
the contest?
- Who said that?
- Yo! [whistles] Down here.
- Huh?
- Hi, I'm Jake.
And I wanna be in the contest.
[guffaws]
You wanna eat hot dogs with us?
Yeah! What's the matter?
Afraid you'll lose? [chuckles]
[all laughing uproariously]
No, this is for giants.
Yeah, it's kind of
a giant thing. [laughs]
Puny small dog.
Aw, yeah, well,
it was worth a shot.
Hey, man, you don't gotta
take that from them.
You can be as big as you want.
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
[laughs]
Not so small now, am I?
[giants mumble disappointingly]
But you're small sometimes.
Yeah, you're just
a part-time giant.
Big boys only.
- [giants laughing]
- [gasps] Jake,
you're, like,
the biggest boy I know.
Yeah, I am big.
These guys are over here
saying I'm not big
when I am big.
What kinda junk is that, man?
Yeah, what kind
of junk is that?
[laughing] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I'll show 'em, Finn.
- Uh [laughs awkwardly]
Yeah, okay.
All right, giants.
If you think I'm so tiny,
how about we up the stakes?
You let me join
the competition,
and if I beat yous, you gotta
give me the respect I deserve
and call me big.
You're on.
[laughs]
Okay, Finn, here's the plan.
- The plan?
- Yeah.
Jump into my stomach
and chop up the hot dogs
- as I eat 'em.
- Whoa!
Wouldn't that be cheating?
No way! I'm still digesting it.
Hmm. Okay.
[screaming]
[grunts]
[giggles] Cool.
Whoa, Jake, your body's weird.
It's hot dog
chopping time. Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[grunts]
- Oh! Pardon me.
- Whoa.
Who the-- How the--
What're you doing
down here, little guy?
I'm Jonas. I live here.
- Wha--
- Yeah.
I was accidentally swallowed
by a dog a few years back.
And I've been down here
ever since.
But it ain't
all been rotten lemons.
You see, uh, I found love.
Meet my beautiful wife,
Stephanie.
And our two kids,
Beefy and Lala.
- Aw!
- Yeah, they're great.
And behind them
is the city I built.
[epic music playing]
Whoa!
Here's the city hall.
It's Jonas!
- Hello, Jonas!
- Hello, Mayor.
Here's some houses I built.
It's Jonas!
Hey, Jonas!
- Hi, Jonas!
- Hey, Jonas.
Jonas, I love you.
And here's the museum of art.
Always makes me tear up.
[sniffles]
Here's our
renewable energy power plant.
It runs off stomach acid.
Oh, and here's
the peaball field.
[chuckles] Awesome!
What's peaball? [exclaims]
Oh, right.
[all chomping]
Aha!
- [Jake] Mmm.
- [chomping aggressively]
Ah-yeah! [exclaims]
Wow, Finn! Look at you go.
This is more fun than peaball.
Look, everyone.
Part-time giant can only eat
one hot dog at a time.
[giants laughing]
[swallows]
[grunts] Yeah!
[exclaims] Wow!
You're really something, Finn.
Thanks, man.
But this is way more hot dogs
than I expected.
Think your little town
could help me chop?
Ooh! I thought you'd never ask.
[whistles]
[villagers exclaim]
Oh, what a joyous day!
[villager 1] Clean up
the hot dogs for Jonas.
[villager 2] We're helping!
Hmm. Kinda seems like
we're pushing the limits here.
Hey, Jonas, BRB.
All right.
[Finn] Jake! Hey, Jake!
- Finn?
- You gotta stop.
There's a little town
down there,
with a family and a whole city,
- and--
- Wait, what?
But I'm so close to winning.
Yeah? You're close?
So close I can taste it, Finn.
[chuckles] All right, buddy.
Yeah, man. Get down there
and keep chopping.
Yippee!
[grunts] Good news.
It's almost over,
so let's just keep chopping.
Okay, well,
so long as nothing changes,
we have this under control.
[giants groan]
- Ah! [laughs]
- [groans] Huh?
What a bunch of amateurs!
Let's turn up the heat.
- [chomping]
- Yeah, what a bunch of babies.
Let's show 'em
how it's really done.
- [explosion]
- [villager 1 screams]
- [beeping]
- [villager 2 screams]
Oh, man.
I'll just ask the mayor
for reinforcements.
- Oh, Mayor!
- Yes, Jonas?
[mayor groans]
Just gonna give the paramedics
a quick call-a-roonie.
[line ringing]
[doctor]
Hello, hospital speaking.
- [gasps] Oh, goody!
- [sirens wailing]
Here comes the fire department
to save the day.
[screaming]
- [screaming continues]
- Hmm.
[both chomping aggressively]
- [stomach grumbling]
- [groans]
Quiet, tummy.
[laughing]
[villagers screaming]
- [screaming continues]
- Hmm.
- Finn? Uh, Finn?
- [grunts]
How's it going over here?
These hot dogs
sure are coming down.
Just hold on a little longer.
I'm sure it's almost over.
It has to be.
You know, all this destruction
just means I get to
keep rebuilding
the city I love, forever.
With just my feet.
I got feet! I can build!
[funky music playing]
- [villagers exclaim]
- [Finn laughs]
[panting]
[Finn grunting]
[continues grunting]
[villagers exclaim]
[grunts] And ba boom!
Shelter, baby!
What craftmanship, Finn.
Your quick thinking
saved the city.
- [rumbling]
- [all screaming]
[all screaming]
[growls] Jake!
Enough is enough.
I'm gonna put an end to this.
[panting, grunts]
[grunts]
[chanting] Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
Wow, Jake! You really are big!
- [chanting continues]
- Jake, Jake, Jake.
- [Jake laughing]
- Whoa, Jake!
You won? That's great!
And now you can stop. Whoa!
Jake! What are you doing?
[grunts] We don't have time
for a victory lap, man!
I'm the biggest boy in Ooo.
Jake! [grunts]
You gotta stop-- Whoa!
[Finn screams, grunts]
[groans]
Well, in a way,
this is kind of cool.
- Right, kids?
- [kids] Yeah!
[groans]
You guys are so Globbing cute.
It can't end like this.
But all I've got is--
Whoa!
- Whatchu got there, Finn?
- Our only poop.
I-- I mean, hope.
Stink seal deactivated.
[chanting] Jake, Jake, Jake,
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
Oh. Oh, no!
Oh, no, no, no.
[muffled]
Something's happening.
[all groan]
[swallows]
Ah! I'm okay.
Oh, cool!
- [grunts] Wha--
- [giants] Uh
- [giants groan]
- [Finn] 'Sup.
What the donk?
Don't tell me you
swallowed a little guy
to help you cut up
the hot dogs inside you
so you could eat more.
- We don't roll with cheaters.
- Yeah.
See barfy make me barfy. [gags]
Oh. So nasty.
I'm gonna barf-- [gags]
Huh? [gasps]
We're finally free, m'lads!
[all] No more hot dogs!
What? You all cheated?
You make me si-- [gags]
[screaming]
You swallowed
a bottomless portal?
You cheater!
No! Don't look!
My big pants!
I'm sowwy.
I just wanted to be included.
Hot dog, nom-nom. [chomps]
Well, cheated or not,
you're one heck
of a hot dog chugger.
So, uh, you can
hang with us sometime,
if you want.
Gee, thanks, man.
What are we doing first?
[giants groan]
Puny, small-y dog.
[giants groan in disgust]
Never mind.
Yeah, well,
get a haircut, Peter.
Yeah! You got
a weird butt, Peter.
- [both] Hmph.
- Thanks for hanging out
inside of me
for a little bit, man.
Glad to have you back, big boy.
Hey, whatever happened to
all those little guys
- in my tummy?
- Dunno.
- I lost 'em.
- [sighs]
Another family broken apart
by a hot dog eating contest.
[both gasp]
Ah! Finn! There you are!
[villagers exclaim]
Jonas! You're all alive!
Yep. We're all safe and sound.
Whoo! It's so exciting
to be in the outside world.
What're you gonna do now
that you're free
from Jake's belly?
Go back in, of course.
What?
[chokes]
[closing theme song playing]
Come along with me ♪
And the butterflies
And bees ♪
So we can wander
Through the forest ♪
And do so as we please ♪