Agua Donkeys (2020) s01e09 Episode Script

I just found five bucks.
Who's five bucks is this?
I think it might be
Should I just ?
Hey, whose rose is this?
Whoa.
It's gonna be a good day.
Just found a box of chocolates
out in the parking lot.
You know what'd be so sick?
If the hole in the ozone
layer was straight over us.
Think how bronzed up we'd be.
Oh, we'd be bronzed up and tonzed up.
Jackie couldn't ignore us then.
Not a chance.
You know what else?
Think how high our lights would be.
Shit, they'd be so high.
Wyatt, dude.
What up, buffs?
Whoa, Wyatt.
Fucking Wyatt. What happened?
Dude, me and the Cherry boys were
jumping off the Hazeldean bridge.
I thought it'd be sick to do a gainer.
Shit. Didn't rotate enough.
Totally landed wrong.
Completely splooged my neck.
- Jeez.
- Shit.
It does look pretty splooged up.
Yeah. It still kills.
How high is the Hazeldean bridge?
I don't know. Probably like 20 feet.
How many stories is that?
At least two.
Dude, what happened?
You normally throw the
chunkiest gainers in town.
I don't think you realize
how much calf strength it takes
to throw a full rotation.
Damn, dude.
Normally, when I think of
calves, I think of cows.
- Yeah, little baby ones.
- Yeah.
Yeah. That's how I used to be
before I started doing gainers.
So, what do you guys want?
And how many stories
is the Sleepy Seagull?
Three.
Damn.
Why do you guys wanna do this again?
Because, honestly,
this is our last chance
to make Jackie think we're legends.
The only way she's gonna see that
is if we huck gainers off
the Sleepy Seagull Motel.
All right.
Why don't you guys go do it then?
Because we're scared.
You've probably never
even been scared before.
Oh, I've been scared all right.
Lots of times.
Once, when I was doing
time for grand theft auto,
I got on the wrong side
of the baddest cat
in the whole damn block.
He wanted me dead.
So you know what I did at night
when everyone else was sleeping?
- You killed him.
- You straight murdered him.
No.
I did pushups and sit-ups in my cell
so I could defend myself
when the time came.
The enemy of fear is preparation.
Two Chubby Bubbies?
No, we're looking for
something different.
What's the best milkshake
to build up our calves
for chunky gainers?
Um
It's crazy to think that
even Leonard gets scared.
Yeah.
It really kind of rocked me.
But you heard him.
If we're gonna overcome our fears,
we gotta take them head on.
You're right.
Listen, if we're gonna do this,
we gotta be straight up with each other.
Is there anything else you're afraid of?
Yeah, one thing.
What?
Welding.
Know how they say that if you look
at the sparks without a mask on,
you'll go blind?
Dude, we gotta get you over that shit.
You're not gonna look?
No, that shit doesn't scare me.
Dude, did you notice the weight
set in the Finnegan's garage?
No.
Dude, I wish you could see
how slick your calves
are looking right now.
I don't know how many more I can do.
I think I feel a difference though.
Yeah, I'd probably
back off a little bit.
Hey.
Back when we were talking
about our fears
you never told me what you're afraid of.
I'm afraid of what's gonna
happen if we jump.
Like, what if we make it
and Jackie still doesn't wanna date us?
Or what if we don't make it
and Jackie wanted to
date us the whole time?
So you're afraid of the future.
Yeah, I guess.
Dude
we gotta get you over that shit.
This is your life line.
This little one here,
this is your aspirations.
And this is your love line.
They, all three are about to converge.
Yeah, we're about to do gainers
off the Sleepy Seagull motel.
Yes.
Yes, I see that.
Just ask her, MP.
Donamae, will me and Jer
have the courage to jump?
You will have the courage to jump
but you might not land
where you're expecting.