Mating Season (2026) s01e09 Episode Script

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[Penelope] Now remember, everyone,
Ray's gonna be devastated.
[Josh] He really loved Addy.
And she dumped him on his ass.
But, lucky for him,
I'm well-versed in heartbreak
and have everything we need
for a cozy night in.
Frozen berries…
-[Fawn] Oh wow.
-…a warm blankie, and of course, Miceflix.
[both] Tudum!
What show are you in the mood for?
Better Call Snail?
-Gilmore Squirrels?
-What about Friday Night Mice?
-Ooh, that one!
-Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!
Baby, you coach too hard.
But I love that boy like he's my own son!
Oh, he cares so much.
And just 'cause he's paralyzed,
that don't mean he can't play football!
But I'm not sure
he's right about that last part.
Okay, guys, brace yourselves.
Ray's gonna be
an emotional wreck in there.
He's traumatized. He's depressed.
We might not even recognize him.
-Hey-o!
-[Penelope] What?
Who has two opposable thumbs and has been
drinking since laster-day night?
-[Josh] Ray--
-This guy!
-Me! Ray Balls.
-[Penelope] Um…
[laughs nervously] Okay.
What's, uh… What's going on, buddy?
I'm celebrating! I'm single again.
And it's time to paint the town Ray.
And by that, I mean cum on everything!
-Ew.
-[Fawn sighs]
We were actually thinking we could
stay in and help you cry over Addy.
Yeah, remember, like I did over Summer?
-And I had a big cry over Dylan.
-It really helped.
Yeah, Ray, it was so cathartic.
Cathartic? No, I don't want to shove
a tube in my dick and piss in a bag.
What? No, Ray--
And I don't want to think about Addy!
I'm glad I got rid of her.
-Oh! He's in denial.
-I deny that I'm in denial!
Come on, Ray, you're clearly in crisis.
I really think you need
to embrace your sadness, dude.
No! No!
-I need to go out and rage!
-[Josh] Oh.
I'm a nocturnal animal,
a creature of the night!
Ray, that is not what you need.
Pen, babe, when the guy
who got dumped wants to go out,
we kinda gotta take him out.
[in cute voice] Oh, please, Penelope!
Let Ray grind on a pregnant bartender.
Ugh, that's
my least favorite voice of yours.
[in cute voice] Pretty, please?
Okay, fine! A nocturnal night out it is.
Yeah! Let's get dangerous!
Darkwing Dick, baby!
Sorry, guys,
I guess I gotta turn you off.
Wait! We can do something else.
How about Is It Cheese?
-Ahh! I'm not cheese!
-Oh my God! I thought you might be cheese!
Oh God. You know what,
I'm just gonna close the box.
["Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
[song fading]
-[Josh] I… I can't see a thing.
-[Fawn] It's so dark.
Just give it a second.
Let your eyes adjust to the night.
-What's the password?
-"Nocturnal emissions."
-[laughing] Ray!
-Hey!
Whoa!
Welcome, my dear friends,
to the nocturnal world!
It's intoxicating. It's mysterious.
Up is down, left is right.
Take this stick, for example.
You think it's a stick.
'Cause you told us it's a stick.
[Ray] It's not a stick. It's Blowjob Gary.
Why is he called Blowjob--
-Want a blowjob?
-Oh-ho! There we go.
A stick offering fellatio?
Now I've really seen everything.
I'm telling you, at night,
anything is possible!
-Fawn, you could fall in love.
-Sure, buddy.
Penelope, you could punch
someone in the face!
I don't want to punch anyone anywhere.
Yeah, you do.
Joshy, you could even get laid!
Wait, you… you really think so?
Well, not looking like
the world's oldest Cub Scout, you won't.
So let me see
what else we got for you here.
-Okay, rainbow suspenders?
-Fetching.
Nope! Livestrong wristband.
Well, that's not cool anymore.
-Oh! Here we go! A spiked collar.
-Careful, it's sharp.
-Now you look like a stud!
-I do?
-Yeah, you're Nighttime Josh.
-Okay.
I think you even need a new name.
What about Spike?
Oh, yeah! Spike don't take no shit.
Spike a badass.
Ha-ha, that's right!
Now, let's hit
the most debaucherous place on earth.
I'm talking about…
[voice echoing] The Bat Bridge!
[loud dance music playing]
Oh my God, there's like a million of them!
-And they all have Covid.
-[Fawn] Of course.
[bat] I cannot get sick right now.
It's my sister's birthday next week,
and our grandma's gonna be there.
You guys, this is gonna be
the wildest night of our lives!
You just gotta follow my three F's.
Fuck, fight, and Flonase.
[inhales Flonase]
Whoo! Ha-ha! I'm never gonna die!
What the hell is Flonase?
I don't know. I found it in a dumpster.
But it goes up your nose,
so it's gotta be drugs. You want a hit?
Well, Josh would say, "No, thank you."
But Spike says,
"Go fuck yourself, Josh! Give me that!"
-Whoo!
-Hell, yeah!
My sinuses are so clear!
[sultrily] The better
to smell me with, big boy.
Oh, wow! Hi, I'm… I'm Josh.
No! No, no, no! I'm not Josh.
[in deep voice] I'm Spike.
Well, I'm not Josh either. I'm Simone.
You want to buy me a drink?
I want to buy you a house.
I mean, yes, please.
Come on, Spike.
[chuckling] I'm Spike.
Ho-ho! Look at that!
Josh is totally gonna get laid.
-I doubt it.
-Next up, you're gonna fall in love.
[scoffs] Yeah, I'm not gonna
fall in love at a bat rave.
[laughing] I don't know.
That wolf over there looks like
he wants to blow your house down.
Holy shit! Dylan?
Dylan, my man!
Wait, that's Dylan?
The "best lover you ever had
because the connection wasn't
just physical, it was spiritual" Dylan?
Yep. And here he comes.
Guys, look! It's Dylan!
Uh, hey, Fawn.
-Hey.
-Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
Oh, I'm actually, uh,
here for my bachelor party.
[all] Bachelor party! [howling] A-whoo!
Whoa.
[laughs nervously] You're getting married?
Yeah, she's an antelope.
Her name is Cynthia.
An antelope, so like a more athletic deer.
-Is she hot? Oh, I bet she's hot!
-Ray!
-Um, you guys should come to the wedding.
-What?
Yeah! A bunch of her cousins
ran into an electric fence,
so we have an empty table.
-Oh, absolutely not.
-Absolutely yes!
But first, you gotta hit the Flonase.
Let's go crazy!
No. Thanks, man. I got an early day
tomorrow with Cynthia's herd.
We're making centerpieces.
Wait, so you're not gonna…
[mocking] …party all night with your pack?
[chuckling] No, no.
I don't really do that anymore.
-[Fawn scoffs]
-These days I like to be in bed by ten.
[all] In bed by ten! [howling] A-whoo!
Okay, so you're getting married.
You don't party all night anymore.
-What else? You pee in the toilet now?
-Sitting down, yeah.
-Oh.
-Cynthia hates it when I splatter.
You know what? I… I think
I need to be somewhere else right now.
Fawn! Wait!
No, this is my fault. Let me.
[in dandy voice] Barkeep,
I'd like to procure one of your elixirs!
Your libations! Your phosphates!
-[giggles]
-Ah, damn. That usually works.
-Oh, shit.
-No, no, I got this. Say there, barkeep!
No, it's my ex.
-Simone? Simone!
-Oh God.
-You can't keep ignoring me!
-[Josh] Your ex is a honey badger?
I know. The name sounds sweet,
but they're terrifying.
You're making me crazy!
And I can't be held responsible
for what I do when I'm crazy!
-[shudders] That logic is very toxic.
-We gotta get out of here.
Oh! I'm…
I'm supposed to be here for my friend.
Nah, I'm fine! Go with the hot mink.
I'm starting to spiral, Simone!
We really gotta go! Now!
Yes! Josh is getting laid,
and I'm the most fine I've ever been!
[sniffing] Hotcheemama!
-[ethereal music playing]
-[hesitating] Addy?
Addy, is that you?
No, I'm Handjob Ezra. Do you--
No, I don't want a handjob.
No one ever wants a handjob!
[sighs] I know.
Ray! There you are!
Fawn and Josh both bailed.
-I say we go home, watch Miceflix--
-What?
-Have a good cry.
-No, no, no! We still got two Fs to do.
What do you want to do? Fight or fuck?
Neither! I want you to admit
that you're sad.
I'm not sad!
You are! And it's like
trying to hold in diarrhea!
-Ahh!
-You can't do it forever.
It's gonna come out.
I don't have to diarrhea! I have to fuck!
-[possum moaning]
-Ooh! Speaking of.
[Penelope] Oh my God.
Oh, yeah!
Me and that possum,
we are gonna go screech underneath a shed,
if you know what I mean.
Is that sex?
No, it's fucking!
-Fawn, wait!
-Leave me alone, Dylan!
Just listen. I am sorry
you had to find out this way.
But there is no good way
to tell your ex you're getting married.
-I don't care that you're getting married.
-Then what is it?
[sighs] It's that you're getting married
and you told me you couldn't be tamed!
But now, somehow,
you got magically tamed for her.
Well, I mean, I didn't mean to.
It just sort of happened.
[sarcastically] Okay. No, I got it now.
So it's just that you didn't love me
enough to change for me.
Hey, I was devastated when we broke up!
It has been a long journey for me.
[angrily] Are you shitting my dick, buddy?
-Your "journey"?
-Listen.
-I hear that you're angry.
-[sighs] Oh…
-And I take full responsibility for…
-Oh no.
-What?
-No, you went to therapy, didn't you?
I did. I actually learned a lot.
Fuck you, Dylan!
You don't get to be the good guy.
-[screaming]
-Fawn? Fawn?
Just go away, Dylan!
[dance music continues]
-Whoa! That is a lot of skin.
-Yeah.
They're totally naked mole rats.
-Hey, baby, you want to dance?
-Oh!
-Is it your birthday?
-No, thank you, ma'am.
-Anniversary? You in remission?
-Uh…
Would it be possible for me
to pay you to go away?
All right, yeah. Let's do that.
What's wrong, Spikey?
Don't you want to dance?
-Oh! Oh!
-Yeah?
-It's happening!
-You like my moves?
-Oh, this is fully erotic.
-Oh no!
Oh, I am so sorry!
I wouldn't normally get engorged, you're--
No, it's my ex again!
He must have followed us.
-Simone! You ruined my life!
-[Josh] Whoa!
I will not be ignored!
-He's, like, stalking you.
-Yes! That's exactly what he's doing.
-Thank God you're here.
-[grunts]
You can't keep running from me!
-AJ, get off of me!
-Hey, man! No way!
Listen, buddy!
If you know what's good for you,
you'll stay the fuck away from her!
First of all, I'm not your buddy.
Second of all, the name is Spike.
Cool name!
[menacingly] Thank you.
Now get your paws off my girl!
-[Simone] Oh!
-You fuckin' idiot.
You think she gives a shit about you?
Shut up, AJ. Spike is more
of a mammal than you'll ever be!
Oh! Hard again.
You were so amazing in there!
-Yeah. Maybe I really am a badass.
-[Simone moans]
-Oh! Kiss me, you grizzly!
-[sultry music playing]
Hey, you guys mind
taking it someplace else?
This is our smoking-slash-lactation area.
Oh! Sorry, Ginger.
-You have a beautiful family.
-[coughs] Thank you.
[Dylan shouting] Fawn? Are you okay?
Fuck off, Dylan!
-Go back to your stupid bachelor party!
-[insects crawling]
-[Dylan] Um, all right.
-[insects eerily] Food!
Eat her.
[insects] Eat the food.
Climb in her holes.
-Hey, Dylan, um, could you--
-[insects] Eat her!
-I never left.
-Oh thank God.
-You want me to help you get out?
-Yes, please.
[squelching]
Oh God! What did I just land on?
Ew! Ew! Eww-y!
Why didn't you tell me
there was a bunch of bugs?
-Oh my God. You're still afraid of bugs?
-It's a legitimate phobia!
-Eat, eat, eat.
-Devour them.
-Oh, shit!
-Go, go, go!
-Not good. Not good. Get on my shoulder.
-[sputters] Okay, now, now, now!
-[Fawn] Stay still.
-You're stepping on my snout.
-[Fawn] Your ear is in my ass.
-Well, you fell on my head.
-[menacing music building]
-Fawn!
-[both straining]
-[Dylan exhales heavily]
Holy shit, I saved you!
Yeah, okay. I just jumped
into a pit to save you first.
Yeah, but then you screamed
because you saw a bunch of icky bugs.
-Yeah, they were gonna eat us!
-[scoffs] Okay.
-Oh God, I can still feel them.
-Dylan.
-What is it?
-Don't panic.
-[bugs squirming]
-There's just a couple little bugs.
-Mother!
-Father!
This is my worst nightmare! [screaming]
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
This is exactly what I needed.
Me too.
Hey, when do you think you might get hard?
What? Aw, shit!
Okay, all right.
I'll just, uh, stuff it in soft,
and then it'll get hard inside.
Yeah, that never works.
Ah, I'm sorry. My…
My friend got into my head
that I'm supposed to be
sad and that I'm full of diarrhea.
Um, I'm actually looking for someone
who's not full of diarrhea.
No, no, no! It was a metaphor!
-Either way, I'm out.
-Argh!
Are you happy now? I couldn't fuck.
Of course you couldn't.
Your penis is in mourning.
-Tss!
-Ray, you need to face your feelings.
-Actually, I got a better idea.
-[sniffing]
Woo-ah! We are gonna fight!
-No!
-[bat screeching]
-[romantic music playing]
-Oh thank God.
I could feel them all over me.
-They're gone, right?
-[chuckling] Yes. You're good.
Are you checking me out?
You literally just asked me
to check you out.
And you said I was good.
Shut up!
-You shut up.
-You… Stupid.
-You're the stupid one.
-[both laughing]
Oh gosh, I know they're gone,
but I still feel like
there's something on my back.
Come over here. This might help.
Mm, there it is.
I always liked the claw thing.
I remember your belly liked it too.
Yeah, I remember.
[romantic music continues]
No. No, we shouldn't.
You're about to get married.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I…
I just got carried away
seeing you again in this waterfall.
It's all pretty romantic, right?
-[frogs croaking loudly] Ribbit.
-Oh, what's that?
Sounds like a buttload of frogs.
-[frogs] Ribbit, ribbit.
-Dylan, come here. You gotta see this.
What?
[both moaning]
Ray was right!
I am gonna get laid tonight!
You so are.
Your place is amazing.
Did you do all this woodworking yourself?
[ominous rumbling]
Simone, you can't lock me out!
-[both shrieking]
-Intruder!
-[loud clang]
-Oh, Spike, you stud.
-Oh I know! Spike is incredible!
-What?
I mean, I'm incredible.
We share the same penis.
I bet you do, and I'm gonna crank it.
You…
But I'm scared, Spikey.
Don't worry, Simone.
It's super manageable. Light work.
[dejectedly] No, I mean,
AJ's never gonna stop coming for me.
-Oh.
-Unless…
Unless what, mi amor?
Unless you kill him. Kill him dead.
-Oh, murder?
-Yeah!
-[in dandy voice] Barkeep, check please.
-[dramatic music playing]
-I'm gonna punch you!
-Not if I punch you also!
Whoo, yeah!
Ray, I can't believe
you brought me to a fight club.
-I know! You're so out of place.
-[sighs]
Now, time to find the biggest animal here
and kick the living shit out of him.
Or her.
-And what if he or she or they…
-Oh yeah.
…kicks the living shit out of you?
That's great.
You never feel more alive than when
you got a fucking fist in your own mouth.
No, okay? That is not
the feeling that you need to feel.
-Oh my God!
-Okay? You-- Ray!
-Everybody can see it.
-Enough with the feelings!
Everyone here can smell it.
-You're sad. You are a sad raccoon.
-[in silly voice] Oh really? Yuh-huh.
-Look, when Summer dumped me, I knew--
-[chortling] Here we go!
[mockingly] "Oh, I'm Penelope.
I want Ray to feel his feelings."
-Bad impression. Stop that.
-"Boo-hoo."
No! I'm not gonna stop
because I'm mad and you should be too!
I am mad! At you!
Me? You should be mad at Summer!
-That stupid mutt left you…
-What?
…to drown like a pile of trash!
No, that is not what happened!
-If that bitch…
-Do not call her--
…actually gave a shit about you,
she'd be here right now.
-Shut up, Ray.
-But she's not.
Because she's probably up in Canada
sixty-nining a fucking wolverine--
Shut up!
[groans]
Okay, okay, here's a pitch.
What if we do the sex before I kill him,
and I'll be more relaxed,
and less traumatized?
-Spike--
-He could watch!
I mean, that would be the real punishment.
-We might not even need to kill him--
-He needs to die!
-Oh.
-You know, for my safety.
Of course! Of course! It's just…
[hesitatingly] Murder is hard.
But don't you want to feel me
writhing all over your body?
More than anything.
Have you ever been with a mink?
We do things
other animals can only imagine.
Wait, like really fast missionary?
Uh, sure. Just get rid of AJ,
and it'll be the fastest missionary
anyone's ever had.
[sighs heavily]
-Okay, here goes.
-[muffled screaming]
Oh, I'm sorry, buddy.
I haven't had sex in a really long time.
-Just smack him!
-[dramatic music building]
-[loud bang]
-What the… Hey, that's him.
And he's outside this house,
which he clearly bought.
But wait, who's she?
[menacingly] Who gives a shit? Kill him!
You're not intelligible.
I can't understand.
That's my ex-wife. I left her for Simone.
-So this is your house?
-Yes!
-I'm the intruder?
-Simone stole my whole life!
She sent my kids to boarding school
and she ran my travel agency
into the goddamn ground!
-Simone, is… is that--
-[clang]
Yes. I expanded too quickly.
Opened two locations right across the
street from each other. [cackling madly]
You are psycho, but so fuckin' hot!
[sobbing] Take me back, Simone.
Wait, wait, what am I saying?
You're crazy.
-Please! Please, don't kill me!
-[cackling madly]
[frogs croaking]
Whoa! What is this?
I think it's the Great Spawning.
They all come together
once a year to mate.
-Come on, froggies. Tonight's the night.
-Let's spawn!
-[whimpering]
-Hey, what's wrong, little guy?
[nervously] Uh, I've never spawned before.
What if nobody wants me?
Oh stop that.
You're a handsome little frog.
Let me tell you something, buddy.
Any of these frogs,
they'd be lucky to spawn with you.
You really think so?
Yeah! Go for it, man!
Because you don't want to look back
and have any regrets.
Okay! Yeah! Yeah!
And you know what?
You two should go for it too!
Uh, no, we're not together anymore.
But what if he's right?
Who? The virgin frog?
-Yes! Can't you feel it?
-Ugh.
This thing between us? It's not over!
Dylan, don't even go there.
I can't help it.
Seeing you again, it's like all these
old feelings came rushing back, and…
And I miss them.
I miss them too.
-I just don't want to have any regrets.
-Me neither.
[frogs copulating]
-[frog 1] Oh, yeah!
-[frog 2] Ooh! Deeper! Slimier!
-[frog 3] Make the water cloudy, boys.
-[Fawn] Oh!
-Wow, so this is just--
-A huge frog orgy.
Spawning sounded so much more romantic.
Hey, you two, look at me.
[laughs] I'm doing it.
-Oh gross. He made us part of it.
-Ugh.
-Ugh, let's get out of here before he--
-[frog] Whoa!
-Ugh. Too late.
-That's the good stuff right there. Ooh.
-Ray? Ray?
-[exclaims]
Oh, thank God you're alive.
Fuck you! You fucking punched me!
[grunts] Ray, come back!
-Ooh! Oh! Ow! Ow!
-[ethereal music playing]
Addy?
Oh, my poor cheeseball. Are you okay?
-[hesitating] What are you doing here?
-I made a mistake, Ray.
-Oh.
-I still love you.
-Oh.
-I want to be with you forever.
Thank God. I've…
I've been so lost without you.
It's okay. I'm here now.
Oh, Addy…
-[menacingly] Ray!
-Ahh!
-Uh, what the hell?
-[laughing]
What? Did you think
that Addy actually wanted you back?
-A little bit.
-You dumbass!
You ruined the best thing you ever had.
Shut up! It wasn't my fault.
Of course it was.
You were jealous. You were insecure.
I'll fucking kill you!
You're the problem! You!
I know I'm the problem.
You don't think I fucking know that?
-You're only hurting yourself.
-[explosion]
Ahh! [exclaims] What the fuck?
-Oh, thank God. You're alive.
-Am I?
I am so sorry, Ray.
No, no, no, no. Don't be sorry.
I should be thanking you.
What are you talking about?
I kicked your ass.
I even spit on you a few times
while you were unconscious.
Yeah, but you punched me so hard
I finally figured it out.
-It was me who messed things up with Addy.
-[melancholy music playing]
I was an insecure asshole.
Yes! Yes, you were! Let that diarrhea out.
You were right. I am sad.
-[both sobbing]
-Come here. This is all I ever wanted.
But you were right too, Ray.
Getting mad is really cathartic.
-It's the best, isn't it?
-It's so good! It rules!
And it turns out I actually am really
pissed at Summer for abandoning me.
Oh, well, fuck Summer.
-Fuck Addy!
-We love them both so much.
-[both sobbing]
-[Penelope] Oh my God.
You see, boys, this is why we fight club.
Yeah.
-[grunting]
-[all cheering]
[Josh and AJ struggling]
I'm sorry. I thought you were
deranged with all the yelling.
-No!
-And screaming.
That's just my voice! You gotta listen
to the content, not the tone!
Oh my God, shut up, you two!
You shut up. You ruined my life.
-I did. And it was fun.
-What?
I was gonna have Spike kill you
so I could steal your house.
-But he's such a pussy.
-Yeah, guilty as charged.
I think I'm just gonna burn this place
to the ground and let you both roast.
-Why?
-I thought you wanted my house!
Well…
[menacingly] I like fire today!
-[sinister music playing]
-[cackling]
-Oh! Okay! So she's the deranged one.
-Yeah! But so hot, right?
And the crazy's,
like, part of the hotness?
Oh, yeah! When you're scared,
you're so present.
-Have fun dying, boys!
-[Josh shrieks]
Stay pyco!
[cackling]
I knew it, AJ. This is what I get
for stepping out of my comfort zone.
No, no, no! Come on, man. Focus.
I can't believe
I actually thought a sexy mink
would want me
just because I'm wearing a stupid collar!
We gotta figure out
a way out of here, ASAP!
I don't even like this thing!
It's tight, and it's sharp, it's not me.
Hang on, hang on, did you just say sharp?
So sharp. These stupid spikes.
They could probably cut through rope.
But the point--
Buddy! Use the spikes to cut us free!
-Oh, because they're sharp!
-Yeah! Hurry up!
At least you got to have sex with Simone.
Was the missionary fast?
-So fast!
-God damn it!
[munching]
We gotta go! Grab on to my
extremely thick but very loose skin!
Oh wow! It is loose! Does it help you
wriggle through tight spaces?
That's right!
We always have time for animal facts!
Let's go!
[both panting]
Oh man. I'm sorry about your house, AJ.
-[sobbing] Oh no!
-And your family and travel agency.
-[sobbing] She took everything!
-Yeah…
You know, again, at least
you got to have sex with her, and…
So let's not, you know,
strike that from the meeting minutes.
-But, uh, nice meeting you, I guess?
-[sobbing] Oh no!
So, uh, wait a minute.
He was just trying to nip the sack,
but he "accidentally"
bit the whole dick off?
That's what he says?
-Yeah… I don't know.
-[both chuckling]
Oh, wow. Can't believe
we stayed up all night talking.
Right? It's been a while
since I've seen the sunrise.
Oh! And there's
the early bird catching the worm.
You can't hide forever,
you no-bone-having bitch!
-[worm snapping]
-Who's the bitch now, bitch?
-Hmm.
-So, what happens now?
What do you mean?
With us, what do we do?
-I don't know. I guess you go get married.
-[melancholy music playing]
And what? Just pretend
like tonight never happened?
I think…
that's what we have to do.
Huh.
-Goodbye, Dylan.
-Goodbye, Fawn.
[melancholy music continues]
[sighs] Oh, hey, guys.
-[Ray sighs]
-So, how was everyone's night?
Ugh, let's not talk about it.
Yeah, we're just gonna be sad
and watch Miceflix like Penelope wanted.
[sighs] Sounds good to me.
Tudum!
-What are we watching?
-Some show called Big Mouse?
Hey, kid, want to jack off?
I thought you'd never ask, sex monster!
-This is disgusting.
-Ew.
Oh God!
They should arrest whoever made this.
[mouse] Now roll around in it,
you little rat.
Honestly, I think it's pretty clever.
["The Rhythm of the Night"
by Corona playing]
This is the rhythm of the night
The night ♪
Oh yeah ♪
The rhythm of the night ♪
This is the rhythm of my life ♪
My life ♪
Oh yeah ♪
The rhythm of my life ♪
-[eurodance beat kicking in]
-You could put some joy upon my face ♪
Oh, sunshine in an empty place ♪
Take me to turn to ♪
And, babe, I'll make you stay ♪
Oh, I can ease you of your pain ♪
This is the rhythm of the night… ♪