Mating Season (2026) s01e10 Episode Script

1
-[Josh laughs] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[Ray] Ha-ha! No way!
[incredulous] You and Dylan
showered together?
-In a waterfall by moonlight.
-[gasps]
-Ho-ho!
-And you only kissed?
You at least did hand stuff, right?
Tell me you at least did hand stuff!
No! We just kissed.
And then he asked, "What do we do now?"
And I said, "You go get married."
And then I… I… I left.
Oh, Fawn, you dumb fuck.
You're never gonna do better than Dylan!
-Does anyone besides Ray have a take?
-Um--
Uh-uh! I got the floor.
When he said, "What do we do now?"
You were supposed to say,
"Dump the antelope, be with me,
and Ray will live with us
and be our special boy."
-Wait, is that what you want?
-[sighs]
Do you want to be with Dylan?
Honestly, the last time I remember
feeling really good about myself
was when I was with him.
And I had that feeling again last night.
-Well, do you still love him?
-I mean--
Fawn, I still love him!
And I've never even
taken his luscious bone.
-Okay, fine! Yes, I still love him!
-[all exclaim]
But it's too late.
No, it's not too late! If we love him,
you gotta fight for him.
Don't be like me, Fawn. Solitary,
loveless, destined to hibernate alone.
You hear that?
You don't want to be destined like Josh.
We gotta go to Dylan's wedding
and stop him from marrying Cynthia.
I don't know.
Fawn, come on!
If you really love someone,
you've gotta tell them!
[sighs] Wow. Okay.
-Then I guess we're going to a wedding.
-[all cheer]
-That's what I'm talkin' about!
-You know who loves weddings?
-Geoffrey the Owl! You should invite him.
-We know it's you.
Shut up, Geoffrey.
I'm not Geoffrey.
I'm Geoffrina, his lady cousin.
You're not fooling anyone.
Come on, guys,
we've got a wedding to ruin.
[Penelope] Yes!
Sorry, cuz, they thought I was you.
-Well, that's crazy.
-We look and sound nothing alike.
[both sounding identical] I know!
[both laughing]
["Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
Fooled around and fell in love ♪
[song fading]
-[horn blows]
-[seals barking]
What if I tell Dylan I love him
and then he doesn't say it back?
Or what if he does say it back
and then I've ruined
a very expensive destination wedding?
-Yeah, who is paying for this boat?
-You know what?
-I'm just gonna swim home.
-Whoa, Fawn, don't jump!
-We already sent in our dinner choices.
-[sighs] Yeah, you're right.
I kinda want that truffle risotto.
Shit! I should have gotten that.
I… I panicked and checked pile of sticks.
[sighs heavily]
[clears throat]
-[sighs theatrically]
-What? You clearly want to say something.
I shouldn't have come.
I should be in the forest finding some
sad, desperate female to hibernate with.
Open your eyes, dummy.
-We're going to a wedding!
-So?
Weddings are lousy
with sad, desperate females…
-Oh!
-…called bridesmaids!
Bridesmaids?
Yeah, jealous of the bride,
hyper-aware of their age, ready to settle.
Oh, that sounds perfect!
That's right, baby.
This weekend, you and I,
we're going hunting for bridesmaids.
Ooh-wee!
We're gonna track 'em down,
catch 'em in a trap…
-Yeah! Okay!
-And fall in love!
No!
-[enticing music playing]
-Oh wow! Look at this place!
[Fawn] Oh, thank you.
Welcome to the island, ladies.
Can I take your picture?
Oh sure!
I'm Jojo, by the way, the wedding artist.
Should we, um, pose? Or…
No! Oh my God.
No, no, no. Just be natural.
Natural. Okay…
Ooh! Perfect.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow! You look stunning in this light.
Really? Because I feel like a mess.
Oh no, not you. You look stressed.
-What?
-But you…
-Me?
-Yeah! Look at you.
Wow! I'm hot?
Listen, baby, I just draw it
like I see it. You know what I mean?
-[giggling] Did you hear what she said?
-Oh my God. There he is.
Wearing the shit out of that Tommy Bahama.
Fawn, you came.
[hesitates] Is that a good thing?
Uh, it's the best thing.
I'm so happy to see you.
I'm happy to see you too.
-Hotchy-chotchy! Crotch-pressing!
-Ooh!
And boob-smushing.
This is one horny wedding.
-Even zero-game Penelope's gonna score.
-No, she's not!
Look at this picture.
That wedding artist is into you.
Okay, let's just say she is into me.
What's the point? I'm never
gonna see her again after this weekend.
Exactly! We're at a wedding.
-Have a fling. Live in the now.
-Okay.
Yeah, I'll take a page out of your
disgusting, sticky, slutty little book.
You read his book?
Yeah, and she gave me
some really thoughtful feedback, Josh.
I'm sorry! It's on the top of my pile!
-[sighs] Okay. Listen, Dylan, I…
-Mm-hmm?
…actually came here because
there's something I need to tell you.
-Yeah?
-I… [sighs]
Dylan, honey, I have to introduce you
to some more of my weird relatives.
-Okay!
-Not you guys.
-[whispers] It's totally them.
-Be right there, sweetie.
Sorry, Uncle Doug. What were you saying
about your medieval sword collection?
So that must be Cynthia.
-Yes, it is. I'll, uh…
-Mm-hmm.
-I'll find you later?
-Yes!
-Sure, later. Um, good.
-Okay.
And a good night to you, sir.
-[both chuckling]
-Yeah, it's noon.
And well observed.
Ugh!
[bellman] So, yeah,
it's a pretty crazy weekend.
We got the wedding, Koala-Con,
and a bird mitzvah.
[all doing the hora] Caw caw
Caw caw caw caw caw ♪
Caw caw caw caw caw ♪
Wait, so that bird is a Jewish man now?
How does that work?
-[girls giggling]
-Hiya, boys.
-Hey, Josh, hot beaver alert!
-[laughs] Yeah.
-Hello, ladies!
-[laughs] Hi!
Are you here for the wedding, by chance?
Not to brag, but we're bridesmaids.
-Bridesmaids! You don't say.
-Bridesmaids?
-I'm Meghan, and this is Lexi.
-Hi.
Well, I'm Ray, the sexually prolific
and rakishly charming raccoon,
and this is Josh!
I'm a bear.
[sensually] You sure are! Rawr!
Well, we better get ready
for the rehearsal dinner. See you there?
You bet your beautiful
beaver butts you will.
[laughs] Okay, watch out!
Ray's the funny one.
-[laughing] Yeah, I am. I'm funny.
-Oh my goodness!
Bridesmaids, Ray!
And they're sharing a room, which means--
They're single
and not doing too well financially.
But wait, how do we decide
who gets which beaver?
Well, I say let the ladies choose,
because I am a feminist.
-Of course.
-And hand to God, I'd plow either of them.
Me too.
[both chanting] Bridesmaids,
bridesmaids, bridesmaids!
Yeah!
Hey, hi. Is it possible to switch rooms?
I'm right next to the bird mitzvah boy,
and he keeps hitting on me.
Oh yeah. Everybody's been complaining.
The little shit thinks he's a man now.
Thank you. The reservation's under "Fawn."
Wait, Fawn? You're Fawn Fawn?
[nervously] Uh, hey. Yeah, that's me.
And you must be Cynthia Cynthia.
I am. And I gotta say,
I'm pretty pissed you're here.
-Oh, you are?
-Yes, girl!
Dylan always said you were cool and funny.
-So I was like, well, she's gotta be ugly.
-[laughing]
But you're a total smoke show.
It's really annoying.
Well, I am pissed too.
I assumed you were dumb
because you're so hot,
but you seem pretty smart.
Yeah, because a "smart animal"
gets a useless degree
in classical animal folklore.
-Shut up! Me too!
-No way!
I swear to God, if I read one more thesis
about the queer undertones--
-In The Tortoise and the Hare?
-Yes! Like, we get it! They were…
[both] Running away from their sexuality!
-[both laughing]
-Oh my God, I have never talked about this
with someone
who wasn't completely annoying.
[sighs]
-It really sucks that you don't suck.
-[sighs] It sucks that you don't suck.
[Fawn] Ugh! Guys…
I don't think I can do it.
-I actually like Cynthia.
-What?
Before she was just
some abstract obstacle,
but now I know the victim.
-Ah, like most murderers.
-[Cynthia] Hey, everyone!
Uh, Dylan and I
wanted to thank you all so much
for coming to our rehearsal dinner.
Please enjoy the open bar,
because my dad's paying.
[laughs] Okay, but just two drinks each.
-Hey, I'm his only child! Go crazy!
-[chuckling]
Oh gosh. She is delightful.
Exactly! I can't steal her fiancé.
I don't care how luscious his bone is.
Speaking of luscious, nobody'll notice
if I just take a little…
-Mmm, naughty, naughty.
-[yelps]
Yeah, you caught me. I'm disgusting!
No. No, you are not. You are a scamp.
Is scamp good?
Hell yeah! You follow your own rules.
And I gotta say
you look damn fine doing it.
-See what I mean?
-Wow! This is what I look like to you?
Well, I did have to tone it down a little.
I mean, there are children around.
Whoa! I think my nuts just dropped.
David! Don't look at that filth!
-[sensually] That's for mommy's eyes only.
-What?
-So, I get off in an hour…
-Yeah?
-[moaning] I'm getting off right now.
-Ma'am, please!
Seriously! I'm trying to ask her out here.
Wait, you are?
Yes, I am. A bunch of the staff's
gonna meet at the beach after this.
-You want to come with me?
-[laughs] Yeah, I'd love to come!
I'm coming right now!
-Jesus H Christmas.
-Your son is right there.
-So, my fair brides-maidens.
-[both giggling]
Who wants to sit with me
and who wants to sit with Josh?
-Well, I call dibs on you.
-Oh!
Mmm, you're so cute and cuddly!
And you're mine,
because I like 'em big and strong.
Well, you're in luck,
because I can almost do a pull-up.
-Lexi?
-Hey.
I'm surprised you're still single.
I mean, it should be you
up there getting married.
Thank you!
Cynthia's four months younger than me.
-Can you believe that bullshit?
-I cannot believe that bullshit!
I mean, when's it gonna be my turn?
I already have my wedding dress
all picked out.
-I bet you do.
-You know, I love weddings,
because animals get really loose
and make mistakes.
Oh my God, I know what you mean.
I was in the bathroom,
and I pumped what I was certain was soap,
but it turned out to be lotion.
Well, now your paws
are super soft and not clean.
[laughs] Ray, it's working!
Meghan likes me!
Yeah, she does!
We're gonna hold paws all winter long.
And I'm gonna pork Lexi all weekend
and then never see her again.
[both chanting softly] Bridesmaids,
bridesmaids, bridesmaids.
[both tittering]
[Jojo laughing]
No way!
You worked Mickey's second wedding?
Yeah, it was at Disney World!
Well, I still can't believe
you've been to Orlando.
I traveled once, and it was hands down
the worst day of my life.
Oh, honey, traveling
is the best part of the job!
I've been everywhere.
Have you ever met an elephant?
Shut up! Those are real?
Oh yeah.
They're real and they're spectacular.
Ugh, I… I am so boring compared to you.
Hey, dude! Why don't you
stop talking shit about someone I like?
You really like me?
Of course, are you kidding?
You're so yourself.
You know who you are.
And that's fucking hot.
Not to sound like that horny
squirrel mom, but I think I just came.
[laughing] Oh my God, and she's funny!
Check this out.
I want to show you something.
-Wow!
-Isn't that so cool?
Bioluminescent algae!
I've never seen that before.
It's so beautiful, right?
-You're so beautiful.
-[romantic music playing]
[Penelope yelps and laughs]
Wow!
Okay, well, I must look ridiculous.
No, no, no, don't. You look beautiful.
-You're glowing.
-So are you.
[romantic music continues]
Hey, Dave, dude, we're on lesbians.
-Nice!
-Nice!
-[both laughing]
-I had the best time tonight.
Yeah, me too.
You're, like, crazy rude to waiters.
-I know.
-[both laughing]
You want to invite me in
so that we way fornicate?
Oh! Beep, beep! Slow down, Ray.
-We have our whole lives together.
-Honk, honk, what?
I'm kidding, you goof maloof!
But I don't want to just hook up.
-Oh no.
-No, I want to get to know you.
Find out what makes Ray tick.
Well, this is me. This is Ray.
I fuck strangers.
[both laughing]
You are so hilarious!
I don't want you talking to other girls.
-I'm sorry, what?
-See you tomorrow!
-And every day for the rest of your life.
-Um…
-I'm kidding! Or am I? Goodnight! [laughs]
-Huh?
Hey, Meghan,
do you want a spicy tomato juice?
-That seems to be all they have.
-No, thanks!
But I'll have a sloppy bear ass! Rawr!
Oh! Oh my.
Sorry, not sorry.
I get a little pawsy at weddings.
[inhales] Hey, why don't we slow down
and just get to know each other?
-Oh no.
-Share our hopes and our dreams?
You're not one of those animals
who desperately tries to couple up
right before hibernation, are you?
[laughs incredulously] What? No!
-Yes.
-Shit.
But I'm not just looking
for someone to hibernate with.
I mean, I like you. We could…
We could have a real future together.
Bro, I'm just here
to get my back blown out.
The only relationship I want is done
on Sunday when brunch is over.
[crying] Okay. Well, I guess I'll still
have sex with you if that's all you want.
Oh my God.
Are you gonna cry while you bang me?
-[sobbing] Probably a little bit during…
-Ew.
…and then a big one after.
Ugh.
-Can't do it!
-Really?
I walked in here pussy a-squishin',
but your whole vibe
has dried me right out.
Aww! Shucks.
-[blowing loudly]
-You struck out too, huh?
[sobbing] Meghan
didn't see a future for us.
She just wanted her back blown out.
Mine only wants a future.
Honestly, she seems unstable.
Unstable sounds great!
-I bet I could fix her.
-God damn it!
We let the ladies pick
and they picked wrong!
-Yeah.
-You know what?
This is the last time I try feminism!
You can do this.
You'll just watch the love of your life
get married tomorrow.
-Ugh.
-[banging on door]
Finally! The toilet is so clogged!
Hey, Fawn.
Dylan! What are you doing here?
The toilet is fine.
-I had to see you.
-On the night before your wedding?
I know. It's crazy,
but I can't stop thinking about you, Fawn.
Dylan, you shouldn't be here.
-[bittersweet music playing]
-When I close my eyes, I think of you.
When I wake up in the morning,
I think of you.
-[exclaims]
-The way you laugh. The way you talk.
The way you look at me
right before we kiss.
Oh, God damn you.
-I still love you, Fawn.
-[gasps]
I knew it as soon as I saw you again.
-And I think you love me too.
-[sighs]
Do you?
-I never stopped.
-[romantic music building]
-[bellman shouts] Here to fix the shitter?
-[Fawn] Go away!
-[bellman] Really? Are you sure?
-Yep!
-[bellman] I can smell it out here!
-Thank you so much, sir.
[Ray grunts]
Um…
What are you doing up so early?
I couldn't sleep. I'm too horny.
I gotta get laid soon
or I'm gonna choke on my backed up jizz.
-[sighs]
-What are you doing up?
I had sex with Jojo
all night on the beach.
-Oh!
-I feel terrible.
-Ah, you got sand in the pipes, huh?
-What?
Okay, what you want to do,
and this is gonna sound counterintuitive--
-Ray.
-But you need to put more sand in.
-Ugh! My pipes are fine.
-So then what's the problem?
-I caught feelings! Bad!
-Oh!
I haven't felt like this
since I was with Summer.
So you like her! That's a good thing!
I can't even look at her without thinking
about how sad I'll be when I go home.
Oh come on!
Whatever happened to having a fling?
You know, taking a page
out of my slutty little book.
Ray, I gotta be honest.
I only skimmed your book.
What? But your notes,
they were so insightful and specific!
-I know!
-I did a page one rewrite.
[grunts angrily]
Ah!
Last night was magical.
-Mmm, it really was.
-Wha-- Where you goin'?
Well, I mean, I am
getting married in a couple hours, so…
-What? But what about last night?
-Oh!
Uh, I thought you knew that was
like a last goodbye, a last hurrah.
[angrily] How could I possibly know that?
I thought we were getting back together!
-Uh, I am so sorry.
-Oh fuck.
-Big miscommunication.
-Uh, yeah!
-I blame myself.
-You should! You told me you love me!
You told me you couldn't
stop thinking about me!
-Well, I… I do love you.
-Oh yeah?
But I also love Cynthia.
Oh my God! Oh my God, Cynthia!
I just screwed over
that sweet antelope for no reason.
I'm not sure what to do here.
Do you want a hug?
Get the fuck out, Dylan!
-[gasps]
-[Fawn grunts]
[sighs] I can't even look at her.
I feel sad and horny all at the same time.
Oh, yeah, you know what?
It's actually called being sorny.
-Welcome to my world.
-Sorny?
Josh, focus!
We just need to tell the beavers
that they made a mistake,
and now we gotta swap partners.
That's a great idea!
Girls love it when you point out
their mistakes for them.
They are gonna be so grateful!
-Guys, Dylan told me he loved me.
-[all gasping] Oh!
-And we had sex!
-[all] Oh!
-But the fucker's still getting married!
-[all groaning] Oh.
-What an asshole!
-What the hell do I do?
What do you mean? I mean,
obviously you have to tell Cynthia!
-Really?
-Of course! It's the right thing to do.
Not to be that bear,
but wouldn't telling her
kinda ruin her life?
Going through with the wedding
could ruin her life too!
[groaning] Fine!
[angrily] I'll do the right thing!
-Uh, Cynthia?
-Come in!
Hey, I need to tell you some--
Oh, holy shit.
-What is it? Is my makeup crazy?
-No.
-Oh no, is the flower crown too much?
-[sighs] No. You look gorgeous.
[sighs] Thank you!
Whew! I'm just so nervous.
And excited, obviously.
-I can't believe I'm getting married!
-Yeah, so about that--
I'm gonna be Mrs. Dylan McDermott!
-Um--
-No, wait, I'm a modern mammal.
I'll hyphenate.
Mrs. Dylan McDermott-Mulroney.
That's some name.
Ugh! Sorry, I'm babbling.
What did you want to tell me?
-I just wanted to say…
-[heart beating]
…how great it was to meet you, and…
that you look stunning.
Wow! Fawn, thank you.
-You're the best.
-Yeah.
Well, I really hope
Dylan knows how lucky he is.
We're both so lucky.
Eh, mostly Dylan.
Hi. Hi.
-Can you believe this weather?
-Oh my God, it's Gus!
-Hi, Josh!
-Our favorite polyamorous hedgehog notary.
I'm a minister
with the Universal Church of Vertebrae.
I do weddings on the weekends
because I love love!
-Aww!
-And paperwork.
-Hey, guys.
-Well?
-How'd Cynthia take it?
-[sighs] I couldn't do it.
-She looked too happy.
-But she deserves to know the truth!
Pen, just stop.
Maybe last night was a one-time thing,
and it's out of his system.
Lots of guys have a last fling, right?
Yes! Everybody fucks a deer
the night before their wedding.
My uncle rimmed an entire herd.
Does anyone else but Ray have a take?
-[beautiful piano tune playing]
-Who let the dogs out? ♪
-Who let the dogs out? ♪
-Hi, Ray.
-[Ray dejected] Oh…
-She's flipping… She flipped me off.
-[guests exclaiming]
-Who let the dogs out? ♪
[exclaiming]
-Who let the dogs out? ♪
-I can't believe we're finally here.
-Oh…
-Dearly beloved.
We are gathered here today
to witness the union
of Cynthia Mulroney and Dylan McDermott.
-Whoa.
-Some names.
The bride and groom have elected
to write their own vows.
Dylan, knock my socks off.
[clears throat]
Cynthia, when I close my eyes…
-I think of you.
-Huh?
When I wake up in the morning,
I think of you.
You've gotta be kidding me.
The way you laugh, the way you talk,
the way you look at me before we kiss.
[incredulously] This asshole's
got one fucking move!
Oh wow.
My shoes are gonna stink
because my socks are all the way off.
Cynthia.
[laughs softly]
Dylan, meeting you has changed my life.
I know that I may seem
confident and self-assured, but inside, I…
-…never really felt like I deserved love.
-Ouch.
It wasn't until I met you
that I truly learned to like myself.
Oh, Cynthia…
Because if you love me,
then I guess I must be good.
[exhales]
Now, if anyone here knows of any reason
why these two cuties shouldn't be married,
please speak now
or forever hold your peace…
[Josh] Wouldn't telling her
kind of ruin her life?
[Penelope] Going through with the wedding
could ruin her life too.
God damn it.
I do! I know a reason!
-Ooh! Speak now.
-Fawn?
-[softly] What are you doing?
-[sighs] Cynthia…
[softly] I know how it feels
to think you don't deserve love.
We can't hear you in the back, honey!
Speak up!
[loudly] I know what it's like
to think you don't deserve love!
-[guest] Whoa, we're not deaf!
-Ugh.
[in normal voice] That you're only special
if a guy makes you feel special.
-But you're amazing.
-Okay…
And you don't have to hinge
your self-worth on anyone else,
much less Dylan, because…
Dylan and I--
Dylan and I slept together last week!
-[all gasp]
-What? He fucked me three days ago!
-Uh…
-Are you kidding me?
Um, excuse me.
He also slept with me yesterday.
-[Lexi] Meghan!
-God, I picked the wrong beaver.
Full disclosure, I did suck him off
before the procession,
but only to help him relax.
-Well, it did help.
-This is a nightmare.
Dylan, what the fuck?
Babe, I'm so sorry!
I thought I could be tame,
but I'm a wild animal.
Thank you! Someone finally said it!
We're all wild animals!
Why are any of us getting married?
-Ray--
-Why are we staying at a hotel?
Why are we wearing clothes?
-Not the time!
-Uh-uh.
Hey, Uncle Doug,
you still got that medieval sword?
-For Narnia!
-[sword glints]
-[guest 1] Get him!
-[guest 2] Get the hell out of here!
[Dylan screaming]
[guests chanting] Fuck Dylan!
Fuck Dylan! Fuck Dylan!
Good for them! Still having the party
even though the wedding went to shit.
Well, they already paid for everything,
even the wedding band.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are the Country Bears.
And if you like what you hear,
do not look into our politics.
Oh shit! Here she comes.
-Hide me!
-Hey! No, stop it!
You're the one who told me
if you have feelings for someone,
you have to tell them.
[sighs] You're right. Damn it.
Shit, you're right! Fuck!
Hoo! Let's go.
Hey, there you are! I feel like
you've been avoiding me all night.
[sighs] I totally have been.
Okay, why?
I thought you liked the stand-up 69.
I loved the stand-up 69! I've never been
with someone strong enough to be the six.
Then what's the problem?
[sighs] It's just… we live so far apart.
And I thought
I could just have a wedding fling,
but now I think I'm falling for you,
and the fact that I have to leave…
Penelope, shh, shh, shh.
I'm falling for you too.
-Wow!
-I don't want this to end either.
So, what do we do?
-[both giggling]
-Tell it again!
Okay, ladies,
so you two clearly have made a whoopsie.
-But we're not mad.
-Not at all!
In fact, we guys have a solution.
-We'll just switch.
-What? No way!
Uh, yeah, we're not,
like, interchangeable objects.
And, besides, I wanted to get dicked down
by a bear, not short, little, mangy Ray.
-Hey!
-I don't fuck varmints.
You really missed out, Ray.
I have a second vagina.
-What?
-It's in my butt, and I poop out of it.
Oh my God, my dream! What have I done?
-It's not fair!
-[both sobbing]
-Everyone else is coupling up!
-Yeah.
Everyone's having sex.
When is it gonna be my turn?
Why are you crying?
There are so many floozies
at this wedding,
and none of them floozed me.
And I am crying
because I have to hibernate all alo--
-We know, Josh.
-Everyone knows!
Guys, we have huge news!
-I'm coming back to your forest, y'all!
-And moving in with me!
-Uh, but we live together.
-I know! It's gonna be so awesome.
Hang on. Didn't you guys just meet?
-Yeah!
-Yesterday! Can you believe it?
Ugh! Would that I were a lesbian.
Aww, you'd be such a good lesbian, Joshy.
-You know what? He really would!
-Thank you.
-That means a lot.
-[heartwarming music playing]
[birds chirping]
[Josh yawning] Here he is.
Old Mr. Winter with his icy beard
and his icy fingers.
And his icy dong, frozen solid.
That's right, kiddo.
-It's time to hibernate.
-And…
And you're sure you guys don't mind
staying here with me all winter long?
-Of course not!
-We love you.
Where else do we need to be?
[snoring]
-[quietly] We are leaving, right?
-[whispers] 100%.
But you don't have to announce it!
-Argh! Guys! Guys, I'm stuck!
-[Fawn whispers] Shh, Ray!
-Help me!
-He's sleeping!
[whispers] No, wait! Wait, don't leave me!
I'm already bored!
[laughs] Oh! Hey, babe.
What are you doing here?
Well, um, somebody came
by our place looking for you.
-Um, surprise.
-Summer?
-Holy shit.
-What are you…
-What are you doing here?
-I've been looking everywhere for you.
I… I made a huge mistake. I love you.
-And I want to be with you.
-Oh!
[laughs nervously] Wow.
This is… awkward.
[Ray] What's happening out there?
[loudly] Um, Summer just showed up
and said she still loves me.
-[Ray] Wow!
-And Jojo looks…
pretty cool with it?
-[groaning]
-No! I didn't read that right. She's mad.
[Ray laughing] That is…
That's gotta be awkward! Is it awkward?
[loudly] Yeah, Ray! It's awkward.
[laughs nervously]
-[Ray] Is she still there?
-Yeah, Ray. We're all still here.
-[Ray] Hi, Summer!
-Hi, Ray.
-[Ray] Hi, Jojo!
-Hello, Ray.
[Ray chuckling] Oh yeah.
She does sound upset.
Ah, Penelope,
you really should've read my book!
["Fooled Around and Fell in Love"
by Elvin Bishop playing]
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
I fooled around and fell in love ♪
It used to be
When I'd see a girl that I liked ♪
I'd get out my book
And write down her name ♪
But when the grass
Got a little greener on the other side… ♪
[song fading]