Adventure Time: Side Quests (2026) s01e11 Episode Script
Joey Waffles
[crow caws]
[quacks]
[bats squeal]
- [opening theme song playing]
- Adventure Time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side quests.
- [calm music playing]
- Whoa. Do you think that's it?
Nah, it can't be.
The mustache cloud
is one of the rarest clouds.
Wow.
It looks lonely.
Where are all
the other clouds today?
Oh! The party
at the Cloud Kingdom.
- We're late!
- Let's roll!
[pants] Looks like
the quickest way
- [grunts]
- to the Cloud Kingdom is
through the Troll Bridge.
- Whoa, whoa!
- Ah!
Anything but the Troll Bridge.
That toll troll
always trauma dumps on me.
- Sounds like a party.
- What? No.
Party!
In fact,
it's the exact opposite of--
Party, party, party!
[techno music playing
on speakers]
[cloud people cheering
in distance]
Party, party, party.
Huh? Where's the toll troll?
Who cares?
Quick. Jump the thingy.
Never. You can't
jump thingies without paying.
That's against the rules.
Come on, man. Let's just go
before he sees me
and dumps more of his
life's problems all over me.
Seriously, that guy
is the worst.
- Hello.
- [screams]
Thanks for not
jumping the thingy.
I just had to cry
behind that bush real quick.
I could've lost my job.
- Oh, yeah.
- [clinks]
- [rattles]
- [clinks]
- [rattles]
- Hi, Jake.
Hey, Joey Waffles.
Hey, you remember
all the stuff
I was going through
with my wife, Boobafina?
- [Jake] Mmm-hmm.
- We were really hashing it out
last time you came by here.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah. We got divorced.
Mmm. Yeah.
Yeah, she got
the house, too, man.
Jake? We gotta party!
Party?
[Finn] Let's go!
Oh! Let's go!
- Whoo! Party.
- [people cheering in distance]
You invited the toll guy?
You invited him.
Now, I'm gonna be stuck
listening to his
sad spam all night.
Dude, you gotta get
your dog thoughts
under control.
- But--
- No buts.
- Come on. [beatboxing]
- [people cheering in distance]
[laughs] All right, dog.
[beatboxing]
- [techno music continues]
- [cloud people cheering]
I don't know, Jake.
Does this party feel
a little low-key?
[cloud people cheering]
Yeah, could density!
[laughs] You're so fluffy.
[cloud people] Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug!
[muffled]
This party's awesome!
- [cloud people] Tug! Tug!
- [both grunting]
- [screams]
- Ahhh! Oh! Oh!
- Yeah!
- [all cheering]
Yeah.
Hey, stop me
if you've heard this one.
What did
the water princess say
to the fire prince
on their first date?
Sorry to put you out.
[laughing]
[snickers]
- So, fire prince dies?
- Hmm?
Ah No, Joey.
Sounds like he died.
Just like my 14-year-old cat
who dropped dead last week.
Okay. [laughs awkwardly]
I gotta go find Finn.
When I say cloud,
you say party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
Hey, Finn, can I do a song?
Heck, yeah.
All right,
we got Joey Waffles,
a.k.a J-Dub,
to lay down
some lines on y'all.
- [cloud people cheering]
- [man] J-Dubs!
[cloud people chanting] J-Dubs!
J-Dubs! J-Dubs! J-Dubs!
All right.
Give it to 'em, Waffles.
This one
is about my son, Pickles.
- [chanting stops]
- We're estranged.
Uh, whoo!
- It's little Pickles time ♪
- [clapping]
Come on ♪
- Come and grab your son ♪
- [cloud people clapping]
I can't
Because in the divorce ♪
My wife won ♪
- [continues singing]
- Oh.
- [crying]
- Oh, my Glob.
Are you okay?
[cloud people crying]
[rumbling and pattering]
What the heck is up
with J-Dubs, man?
Man, I told you
this would happen.
- He's sad spamming everywhere.
- [singing stops]
Whoo.
Okay, this next one's
about the gout.
- [cloud people wailing]
- [Party God howling]
Who is fouling
the party? [snarls]
Oh, no. Party God.
No, no, it's totally chill.
Yeah, nothing but good times,
oh, Party God.
I don't know, guys.
This shrimp tastes
farm-raised.
- Enough!
- [hard rock music playing]
Do you know what we do
to party poopers?
We flush 'em! [snarls]
[Jake, Finn,
and Joey screaming]
[all thud and grunt]
[techno music playing
on speakers]
We got booted, dude.
What are we supposed
to do now?
I told you we shouldn't bring
that pesky Joey Waffles
to the party.
Um, I'm here, guys.
Oh, there he is.
Come on. Let's just go home.
- Can I come?
- No! Joey, stay!
- [water flushing]
- [Jake] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[Finn] Stinkin' Joey Waffles.
[Jake] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[Finn] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[shouts] Stinkin' Joey--
[screams]
- [thuds]
- [knocking at door]
- Oh, yeah.
- [footsteps approaching]
I forgot, I ordered us
a sad boy pizza
Hello, my dudes.
[shouts] Why?
Meh, you know how it goes.
My boss fired me
from the bridge.
I I guess
'cause I left my post
to go to that party.
I just said, "That's fine."
You know, I'll just crash
with my dudes, Finn and Jake.
They're like family."
So, should I take
your guy's room or--
Like I was saying,
it's all good,
but I wouldn't
have gotten fired
if you hadn't invited me
to that party.
Huh. I guess it is our fault.
[whispers] Finn,
roomy sidebar.
[in normal voice]
Pardon my French fries,
but this one's on you, my dog.
You invited him to the party,
so you gotta tell him,
"Sorry, but you can't crash
with us."
Ah, you're right.
Man, you're your best self
when you're assertive.
[chuckles] Thanks.
[giggling]
Sorry, Joey Waffles.
You can't stay in our room,
but you're welcome
in the living room
- as long as you want.
- Finn!
Whoo-hoo! [laughing]
[door rattling]
- [water flushing]
- Maybe once we get to know him,
he's actually pretty cool?
[Joey] And I'm the one
who's gotta lawyer up?
I didn't file for divorce.
Troll men are under attack.
And I clogged your toilet.
[both] Ugh.
[Jake and Finn] Ninety-six,
ninety-seven,
ninety-eight, ninety-nine--
[Joey] Yeah, sometimes
it's nobody's fault.
[both] Dude, move.
We agreed to be cordial
for Pickles, you know,
'cause you do anything
for your kids, but
[both] Ah, Joey!
[Joey wailing] Oh, Boobafina.
[wailing loudly]
Hey, Joey Waffles.
How about instead of crying
every night,
we help you find
your own place?
Yeah, a really cool place.
Nothing sexier
than a divorced guy
in a studio apartment.
[sighs] Oh. That's really nice
of you guys,
but I don't think
my last landlord
would give me
a good reference.
- Why?
- 'Cause she's my ex-wife,
- Boobafina!
- [rumbling]
[wailing]
[Jake and Finn] Whoa!
Uck! Dank bog water.
[Jake] This dude's
gotta go, Finn.
He's stinking up our dojo.
Totally, big dog.
- But how are we gonna do that?
- Oh. [grunts]
Let's find his wife
and convince her
to take him back.
Is that heroic?
Bringing a family
back together
isn't just heroic,
it's legendary, man.
Heck, yeah!
I'm all about the legends!
I'll keep Joey busy here.
And I'll go find Boobafina.
[both] Yeah.
Looking for the goose ♪
Goose in the bog ♪
Looking for a goose wife
And little goose son ♪
There we go.
Oops, that's too small.
[grunts] There we go.
[knocking]
Honk.
So, you're
Boobafina-Waffles-Goose, right?
Honk.
Hyphenated name. Right on.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
Anyways, um,
this is kind of weird,
but your ex
is crashing with us,
and he's definitely been
working on himself a lot
and not just trauma dumping
on us the whole time.
So, we were wondering, um,
will you take him back?
Honk.
Wait, Joey left you,
and you love his guts?
Honk.
Okay. But if you're so toxic,
why is Pickles living
with you and not Joey?
[intriguing music playing]
Mmm.
Pickles. Your son?
[frantically] Honk!
Honk! Honk!
- Honk! Honk! Honk!
- Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Yeah, I guess
it's not that weird
your mom forgot you lived here
if your dad's
the more reliable parent.
Two weirdly specific details
reinforcing
negative stereotypes.
[shivers]
[gasps] Oh, my!
So, Joey, this entire time
you've been hiding
your terrible, rare illness?
Yep, Terminal Sad-Mad.
I only didn't tell
you guys before
because I didn't wanna be
a burden.
Wow, you're a really
good person.
- Finn!
- [crashes]
[panting and grunting]
Finn, get away from him!
This guy's been
straight lying to us!
No, Jake. He's got
Terminal Sad-Mads, dude.
Finn, I love ya,
but you're too trusting.
He's been lying
the whole time.
And I've got
- [intense music playing]
- goose evidence.
- Honk.
- Oh. Hi, Boobafina.
- This is awkward.
- Stop lying!
- [screams]
- [panting]
- [grunts]
- [thuds]
[suspenseful music playing]
[rustling]
Fine, you got me.
What? Ice King?
Dingdang Ice King!
Gunter?
And some other penguin.
- Wenk, wenk.
- Gross, Ice King.
You can't goose a penguin.
And why did you impersonate
the toll troll?
You are weird, Joey Waffles.
I mean, Ice King.
[groans] You messed me up!
- Grow up, dude.
- It wasn't a plan.
I fell into a bog
and got covered in moss.
And when I came out,
everyone was nice to me.
What?
It's kind of hard to explain,
so I wrote a song about it.
Want to hear it? Here it goes.
[playing moody tune]
I was looking for a-- ♪
- [shatters]
- [screams]
- [thuds]
- Divorce is a serious issue,
Ice King!
Yeah. And my guy's got
mad dog thoughts,
and I'm gonna
start listening better.
Aw, thanks, buddy.
- [engine revving]
- But-- [groans]
[all cheering]
Finn and Jake,
enter the party bus.
Party God?
You kicked us out
of the party, remember?
That was the night party.
This is the day party.
Totally different thing.
[all] Totally different. Whoo!
[both] Day party!
Aw, yeah!
- [tires screech]
- [cloud people] Party! Party!
[Finn] Jake,
it's the mustache cloud.
[cloud people]
Party! Party! Yeah!
- [somber music playing]
- [vocalizing]
I was looking
For a goose wife ♪
In the goose swamp ♪
I slipped on a rock
That was covered in moss ♪
Came out on the other side
In all this gunk ♪
Saw my reflection
Thought, "Ooh, what a hunk" ♪
I'll be this new guy
With a cool new name ♪
Everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
[quacks]
[bats squeal]
- [opening theme song playing]
- Adventure Time ♪
Come on, grab your friends ♪
We'll go
to very distant lands ♪
With Jake the Dog
and Finn the Human ♪
The fun will never end ♪
Adventure Time ♪
[whispering] Side quests.
- [calm music playing]
- Whoa. Do you think that's it?
Nah, it can't be.
The mustache cloud
is one of the rarest clouds.
Wow.
It looks lonely.
Where are all
the other clouds today?
Oh! The party
at the Cloud Kingdom.
- We're late!
- Let's roll!
[pants] Looks like
the quickest way
- [grunts]
- to the Cloud Kingdom is
through the Troll Bridge.
- Whoa, whoa!
- Ah!
Anything but the Troll Bridge.
That toll troll
always trauma dumps on me.
- Sounds like a party.
- What? No.
Party!
In fact,
it's the exact opposite of--
Party, party, party!
[techno music playing
on speakers]
[cloud people cheering
in distance]
Party, party, party.
Huh? Where's the toll troll?
Who cares?
Quick. Jump the thingy.
Never. You can't
jump thingies without paying.
That's against the rules.
Come on, man. Let's just go
before he sees me
and dumps more of his
life's problems all over me.
Seriously, that guy
is the worst.
- Hello.
- [screams]
Thanks for not
jumping the thingy.
I just had to cry
behind that bush real quick.
I could've lost my job.
- Oh, yeah.
- [clinks]
- [rattles]
- [clinks]
- [rattles]
- Hi, Jake.
Hey, Joey Waffles.
Hey, you remember
all the stuff
I was going through
with my wife, Boobafina?
- [Jake] Mmm-hmm.
- We were really hashing it out
last time you came by here.
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah. We got divorced.
Mmm. Yeah.
Yeah, she got
the house, too, man.
Jake? We gotta party!
Party?
[Finn] Let's go!
Oh! Let's go!
- Whoo! Party.
- [people cheering in distance]
You invited the toll guy?
You invited him.
Now, I'm gonna be stuck
listening to his
sad spam all night.
Dude, you gotta get
your dog thoughts
under control.
- But--
- No buts.
- Come on. [beatboxing]
- [people cheering in distance]
[laughs] All right, dog.
[beatboxing]
- [techno music continues]
- [cloud people cheering]
I don't know, Jake.
Does this party feel
a little low-key?
[cloud people cheering]
Yeah, could density!
[laughs] You're so fluffy.
[cloud people] Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug!
[muffled]
This party's awesome!
- [cloud people] Tug! Tug!
- [both grunting]
- [screams]
- Ahhh! Oh! Oh!
- Yeah!
- [all cheering]
Yeah.
Hey, stop me
if you've heard this one.
What did
the water princess say
to the fire prince
on their first date?
Sorry to put you out.
[laughing]
[snickers]
- So, fire prince dies?
- Hmm?
Ah No, Joey.
Sounds like he died.
Just like my 14-year-old cat
who dropped dead last week.
Okay. [laughs awkwardly]
I gotta go find Finn.
When I say cloud,
you say party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
- Cloud!
- [cloud people] Party!
Hey, Finn, can I do a song?
Heck, yeah.
All right,
we got Joey Waffles,
a.k.a J-Dub,
to lay down
some lines on y'all.
- [cloud people cheering]
- [man] J-Dubs!
[cloud people chanting] J-Dubs!
J-Dubs! J-Dubs! J-Dubs!
All right.
Give it to 'em, Waffles.
This one
is about my son, Pickles.
- [chanting stops]
- We're estranged.
Uh, whoo!
- It's little Pickles time ♪
- [clapping]
Come on ♪
- Come and grab your son ♪
- [cloud people clapping]
I can't
Because in the divorce ♪
My wife won ♪
- [continues singing]
- Oh.
- [crying]
- Oh, my Glob.
Are you okay?
[cloud people crying]
[rumbling and pattering]
What the heck is up
with J-Dubs, man?
Man, I told you
this would happen.
- He's sad spamming everywhere.
- [singing stops]
Whoo.
Okay, this next one's
about the gout.
- [cloud people wailing]
- [Party God howling]
Who is fouling
the party? [snarls]
Oh, no. Party God.
No, no, it's totally chill.
Yeah, nothing but good times,
oh, Party God.
I don't know, guys.
This shrimp tastes
farm-raised.
- Enough!
- [hard rock music playing]
Do you know what we do
to party poopers?
We flush 'em! [snarls]
[Jake, Finn,
and Joey screaming]
[all thud and grunt]
[techno music playing
on speakers]
We got booted, dude.
What are we supposed
to do now?
I told you we shouldn't bring
that pesky Joey Waffles
to the party.
Um, I'm here, guys.
Oh, there he is.
Come on. Let's just go home.
- Can I come?
- No! Joey, stay!
- [water flushing]
- [Jake] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[Finn] Stinkin' Joey Waffles.
[Jake] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[Finn] Stinkin' Joey Waffles!
[shouts] Stinkin' Joey--
[screams]
- [thuds]
- [knocking at door]
- Oh, yeah.
- [footsteps approaching]
I forgot, I ordered us
a sad boy pizza
Hello, my dudes.
[shouts] Why?
Meh, you know how it goes.
My boss fired me
from the bridge.
I I guess
'cause I left my post
to go to that party.
I just said, "That's fine."
You know, I'll just crash
with my dudes, Finn and Jake.
They're like family."
So, should I take
your guy's room or--
Like I was saying,
it's all good,
but I wouldn't
have gotten fired
if you hadn't invited me
to that party.
Huh. I guess it is our fault.
[whispers] Finn,
roomy sidebar.
[in normal voice]
Pardon my French fries,
but this one's on you, my dog.
You invited him to the party,
so you gotta tell him,
"Sorry, but you can't crash
with us."
Ah, you're right.
Man, you're your best self
when you're assertive.
[chuckles] Thanks.
[giggling]
Sorry, Joey Waffles.
You can't stay in our room,
but you're welcome
in the living room
- as long as you want.
- Finn!
Whoo-hoo! [laughing]
[door rattling]
- [water flushing]
- Maybe once we get to know him,
he's actually pretty cool?
[Joey] And I'm the one
who's gotta lawyer up?
I didn't file for divorce.
Troll men are under attack.
And I clogged your toilet.
[both] Ugh.
[Jake and Finn] Ninety-six,
ninety-seven,
ninety-eight, ninety-nine--
[Joey] Yeah, sometimes
it's nobody's fault.
[both] Dude, move.
We agreed to be cordial
for Pickles, you know,
'cause you do anything
for your kids, but
[both] Ah, Joey!
[Joey wailing] Oh, Boobafina.
[wailing loudly]
Hey, Joey Waffles.
How about instead of crying
every night,
we help you find
your own place?
Yeah, a really cool place.
Nothing sexier
than a divorced guy
in a studio apartment.
[sighs] Oh. That's really nice
of you guys,
but I don't think
my last landlord
would give me
a good reference.
- Why?
- 'Cause she's my ex-wife,
- Boobafina!
- [rumbling]
[wailing]
[Jake and Finn] Whoa!
Uck! Dank bog water.
[Jake] This dude's
gotta go, Finn.
He's stinking up our dojo.
Totally, big dog.
- But how are we gonna do that?
- Oh. [grunts]
Let's find his wife
and convince her
to take him back.
Is that heroic?
Bringing a family
back together
isn't just heroic,
it's legendary, man.
Heck, yeah!
I'm all about the legends!
I'll keep Joey busy here.
And I'll go find Boobafina.
[both] Yeah.
Looking for the goose ♪
Goose in the bog ♪
Looking for a goose wife
And little goose son ♪
There we go.
Oops, that's too small.
[grunts] There we go.
[knocking]
Honk.
So, you're
Boobafina-Waffles-Goose, right?
Honk.
Hyphenated name. Right on.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
Anyways, um,
this is kind of weird,
but your ex
is crashing with us,
and he's definitely been
working on himself a lot
and not just trauma dumping
on us the whole time.
So, we were wondering, um,
will you take him back?
Honk.
Wait, Joey left you,
and you love his guts?
Honk.
Okay. But if you're so toxic,
why is Pickles living
with you and not Joey?
[intriguing music playing]
Mmm.
Pickles. Your son?
[frantically] Honk!
Honk! Honk!
- Honk! Honk! Honk!
- Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Yeah, I guess
it's not that weird
your mom forgot you lived here
if your dad's
the more reliable parent.
Two weirdly specific details
reinforcing
negative stereotypes.
[shivers]
[gasps] Oh, my!
So, Joey, this entire time
you've been hiding
your terrible, rare illness?
Yep, Terminal Sad-Mad.
I only didn't tell
you guys before
because I didn't wanna be
a burden.
Wow, you're a really
good person.
- Finn!
- [crashes]
[panting and grunting]
Finn, get away from him!
This guy's been
straight lying to us!
No, Jake. He's got
Terminal Sad-Mads, dude.
Finn, I love ya,
but you're too trusting.
He's been lying
the whole time.
And I've got
- [intense music playing]
- goose evidence.
- Honk.
- Oh. Hi, Boobafina.
- This is awkward.
- Stop lying!
- [screams]
- [panting]
- [grunts]
- [thuds]
[suspenseful music playing]
[rustling]
Fine, you got me.
What? Ice King?
Dingdang Ice King!
Gunter?
And some other penguin.
- Wenk, wenk.
- Gross, Ice King.
You can't goose a penguin.
And why did you impersonate
the toll troll?
You are weird, Joey Waffles.
I mean, Ice King.
[groans] You messed me up!
- Grow up, dude.
- It wasn't a plan.
I fell into a bog
and got covered in moss.
And when I came out,
everyone was nice to me.
What?
It's kind of hard to explain,
so I wrote a song about it.
Want to hear it? Here it goes.
[playing moody tune]
I was looking for a-- ♪
- [shatters]
- [screams]
- [thuds]
- Divorce is a serious issue,
Ice King!
Yeah. And my guy's got
mad dog thoughts,
and I'm gonna
start listening better.
Aw, thanks, buddy.
- [engine revving]
- But-- [groans]
[all cheering]
Finn and Jake,
enter the party bus.
Party God?
You kicked us out
of the party, remember?
That was the night party.
This is the day party.
Totally different thing.
[all] Totally different. Whoo!
[both] Day party!
Aw, yeah!
- [tires screech]
- [cloud people] Party! Party!
[Finn] Jake,
it's the mustache cloud.
[cloud people]
Party! Party! Yeah!
- [somber music playing]
- [vocalizing]
I was looking
For a goose wife ♪
In the goose swamp ♪
I slipped on a rock
That was covered in moss ♪
Came out on the other side
In all this gunk ♪
Saw my reflection
Thought, "Ooh, what a hunk" ♪
I'll be this new guy
With a cool new name ♪
Everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪
And everyone will love me
'Cause I'm not Ice King ♪