Everyone Is Doing Great (2018) s02e02 Episode Script
Imitating Life
1
[thunder rumbling]
[rain pattering]
[man] All right.
[pensive music playing]
[cell phone chimes]
You need help up with these, or--
-Uh, no, I can take it from here.
-Yeah?
Thanks. Thank you so much.
Hey, you mind if we,
uh, take a picture?
-Um, yeah. Sure.
-Oh, cool.
Oh, awesome.
-Okay. All right.
-Thanks. Have a good one.
-Thank you very much
-[Marnie] Hey, Andrea.
It’s Marnie from Feds.
I’m so sorry to
hear about your father.
My deepest condolences.
I’m calling regarding
your availability for a table rea--
[sighs]
[shoe clatters]
[exhales]
[ethereal music playing]
[Jason] Okay, watch your head.
Watch your head.
So, welcome to Reiss Enterprises.
[Seth] Oh, yeah, I, um,
I notice your email signature
changed again.
-So this is--
-Yeah, this is it.
We’re back to where it all began.
Right here. Back where it all started.
And I love it. It’s nice.
It’s nice to have my freedom back.
And guess what, you know,
home is right there.
Well, thanks for meeting with me
last minute.
You’re welcome. Look, I’m gonna
cut right to the chase.
Okay. I talked to the producers.
Unfortunately, your role
is not gonna be reoccurring.
I don’t want to be the bearer
of bad news here, but--
Um, yeah, no, I-I kind of figured as much.
You really forgot your line, man?
-What happened?
-Well, I-I had multiple lines.
And I-I didn’t forget all of them.
-I hope so.
-Yeah. I just-- There was--
-I don’t want to make any excuses.
-Mm.
-I was ready, but I was not sharp.
-Yeah.
Hmm. Really?
-I was good, but I wasn’t great.
-Yeah.
Well, you’re ready and you weren’t sharp.
I don’t think there’s much
of a difference there.
I think you looked sharp.
You definitely weren’t ready.
Well, thank you.
I feel like we need to kind of continue
to get me on set more,
and therefore
keep the wheels greased.
-Mm.
-If I keep the wheels greased,
then I won’t forget my line.
-Totally agree.
-What about, like, some comedy?
Oh, comedy-- You know,
there’s a lot of comedy coming out,
and that’s kind of the--
Unfortunate problem with you is,
we know you’re not funny.
So let’s just move on, and--
Wait, when did we establish
I wasn’t funny?
Because you’re known for Eternal.
That’s not exactly a knee-slapper.
Yeah, but there’s a lot of dramatic actors
that do comedy too.
Look at James Caan.
-All right--
-Elf?
[sighs]
You really don’t think that I’m funny?
You don’t think that I can do this?
Why don’t you make me laugh right now.
-What the fuck?
-Yeah, come on.
Fuck it. Make me laugh.
-Right now?
-Right now!
I’m not a writer. I’m a performer.
I got an idea.
Why don’t you give me
five minutes of stand-up
and I’ll get you a comedy audition.
You want me to audition
for an audition?
It’s for your protection.
I don’t see how this is for my protection,
but if that’s what you really
want me to do.
-I do.
-And you’ll be there?
Yeah. I’ll be there.
I can give you five minutes.
[chuckles] I love that.
What else do you got?
Nothin'.
Nothing at all?
Nope.
Okay, well, um
-I’ll see myself out.
-Okay.
Here, I’ll make it easy for you.
[door whirs open]
[dance music playing]
If you were to put
half the energy into your sobriety
as you do
with your Cameos videos,
you’re gonna be fine.
[laughs] Okay.
[Tony] Well, as you know,
I was a lawyer.
-Public defender, specifically.
-Mm-hmm.
So I left work early one day
to catch my kid’s soccer game.
Normally what I do
is I-I take a downer
to counteract the amphetamine.
Like a Percocet,
or a Xanax, or somethin'.
-Yeah.
-But I didn’t have any of that.
So I stopped at the liquor store
on the way to the game.
Got a pint of vodka and
-The old pint for the road.
-It was fine.
Right up until someone
slide-tackles my kid.
And I lost it.
Lost it. I’m on the field
screamin' at the ref.
Yellin' in his face.
Pointin' in his face.
Next thing I know, I’m on my back.
Paramedic shining lights in my eyes.
I had had a full-blown heart attack
right there on the field.
Not to mention
I done shit my pants.
-My God.
-In front of my kid.
In front of my wife.
Full Armageddon shit my pants.
Oh, man.
In front of everyone?
Everybody.
That’s when I knew, man.
It was, uh--
It was time to make a change.
I-I quit my job.
And I got clean, man.
Wow. That’s--
That is rock bottom.
-That’s--
-[laughs] You don’t say?
[Jeremy] Oh, man.
[Tony] How was your fuckin' Tuesday?
First one is "soy generis."
[laughs] Sui generis.
-An independent classification.
-That is right.
-That’s a preview, my friend.
-Ooh.
Gonna take forever.
Ew, get that away from me.
-"Sin die."
-[laughs]
It’s sine die.
Whoo! I love this game.
[percussive jazz playing]
Ooh. I like this one.
-Come, come. Come take a peek.
-Okay.
Look.
What do you think?
Pretty cool.
Got two bedrooms, and
just around the corner.
Hmm. Well, that’s all right.
Kinda looks a little dated,
don’t you think?
[Seth] Dated? Really?
I don’t know, just kinda looks
a little bland, you know?
Hmm.
Why don’t you look for places
in other parts of town?
Why?
It’d be nice to get out of this area
and come visit you,
and you know, it’s like the best
of both worlds.
Th-Then we gotta drive across town,
and then you gotta sit
in traffic every day
to see each other.
Every day?
Mm, yeah.
Traffic is every day.
Well, I mean, getting an apartment
around the corner
is basically just like living together.
We don’t have to see each other every day.
Yeah. Yeah, not--
Not every day, like 365.
But, you know, if you wanna
put a number on it,
it’s like
still 345?
[laughs]
You’re cute.
I have to get to class.
-Good luck with your search.
-Thank you.
-Good luck with class.
-Thanks!
See you later.
Hmm.
[pleasant music plays]
So you wanna be a comedian.
Good luck, my friend.
There ain’t enough
fuckin' therapy in the world.
First thing you want to do
is write some jokes.
But enough about me, man.
How-- How are you doin'?
I-I’ve been doing really good.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Doing the step work. Workin' the steps.
Doing the steps and stuff.
I’m on step nine right now.
-Um
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You’re on step nine?
I’m mak-- I'm doin'-- Yeah, I think so.
I’m making amends.
That’s step nine, right?
How was step four, five, six?
Did you--
-Oh.
-You did those, yeah?
[Jeremy] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I worked--
I worked on them a little bit.
You mind if I take a look
at your journal?
-J-Just curious.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Do you mind?
There you go. Um
Yeah, so, that’s
This just looks like
you tried to list all 50 states.
I guess I did, yeah.
That was--
And this is a drawing of a squirrel.
That was a slow day, um
Jeremy, this journal’s for step work.
-Mm-hmm.
-This is not playin' around.
This is-- This is serious business.
This is your sobriety
we’re talkin' about.
-Yeah.
-I’m just saying,
if you start skippin' steps,
it’s a slippery slope.
You’re in the real world now.
All right? Life’s gonna come at you fast.
Okay?
If you’re not sticking
to the steps, man,
it’s gonna be really easy
for you to fall back
into those bad habits.
Yeah. That makes sense.
-Yeah.
-Tighten up.
Tighten up.
[Isabella] Um, how about this guy?
Okay.
[Isabella] Hi Sergio, it's Izzy.
I absolutely love the dresses.
They’re so beautiful.
And now I’m even
more confused.
If you can please
give me a call back,
that would be so good,
thank you, bye.
Hi! Yes!
Yeah, your-- your wedding dress, yeah.
Oh, did it, like, verge a little bit
on, like, the champagne side?
Wow.
Useless.
[upbeat music plays]
[Isabella] Do you think
that you might be getting that in
in a slightly, like, bridal white?
Oh!
You’re amazing. Bye! Bye-bye.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
[knocking on door]
[doorbell rings]
[sighs]
[doorbell ringing]
Okay!
[doorbell continues ringing]
Jesus, I’m coming!
Hi.
Hello.
Um-- Oh, were you just napping?
Uh, yeah. I-I, um--
I just-- I just got back
from home, actually.
Oh, um, God, I'm-- I’m really sorry.
You didn’t text me back.
I should not have
just dropped by like this.
That's-- No, that’s, um
-That’s fine.
-Okay.
Did you ring the doorbell enough times,
do you think?
[laughs]
Sorry, yeah. I just, um--
I never heard it from out here.
-No?
-Sounds-- Sounds kinda cool.
Um, well, listen,
I’m just gonna let you rest.
You must be super jet-lagged.
Um, I do wanna talk to you
about something--
Okay. Come in. If you want.
You sure?
Yeah.
It’s fine. Come in if you want.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-All right, cool.
-All right.
[Jeremy] Is that a leopard lamp?
-[Andrea] No, it’s a jaguar.
-[Jeremy] That’s cool.
-Oh, you painted that wall?
-[Andrea] Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I did. It’s just a project.
That’s a really good idea.
-You like it?
-Yeah.
I wasn’t sure.
You’ve always had an eye
for that stuff.
Oh. Thanks.
How was, uh, the trip home?
-You just went back home, right?
-Yeah, um, good.
Same old, same old.
Everyone’s-- Everyone’s doing great.
-Yeah.
-Nice, nice.
H-How-- How are you doing
with everything?
I’m good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, I’m good.
Um, I’m out of Sober Living.
-Wow, congrats.
-Thanks. Yeah.
And I got a place in Woodland Hills.
-Oh, really?
-So I just moved in there.
That’s a-- That's got to be
a good feeling.
Yeah. But, um, look, the reason I’m here,
I-- You know,
I’m going through the steps.
And, um, right now I’m around
the sort of "making amends" area.
And so obviously my first stop
on that tour is you.
-Oh.
-And I just wanted to say
that I’m really, really sorry
for everything that I put you through.
I just-- I don’t-- I don't expect you
to forgive me for any of it.
-I just--
-You already apologized to me.
Do you remember? At the bar.
After Seth’s thing?
Oh, yeah.
A little bit drunk, were we?
I wasn’t that drunk. That’s--
A little bit high?
Of course I was. Yeah.
I meant everything I said.
I remember it well,
and I remember everything
I said, I promise.
We’re all good, though.
You can tick me off the list.
I-- It's--
Thank you.
-Um
-Can I--
Can I get you a tea,
or coffee, or are you hungry?
Oh, um, yeah, that sounds nice.
-Yeah?
-But I-I honestly
kind of want to quit
while I’m ahead here.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
-And I got a lot of stuff to do.
-Of course.
You know, I got all kinds
of furniture to put together.
And you must be exhausted.
Like, that jet lag is no joke.
So I think I’ll just
-I am pretty tired.
-Um, yeah.
Thanks for having me over.
-Yeah.
-Nice to see you.
All right.
Alrighty, um
Hey, J.
[sniffles]
I’m proud of you.
Thanks.
-See you around.
-Yup.
Let me know if you need
a gutter cleaned or something.
[laughs] I will.
-[Jeremy] Alrighty.
-Okay, see you.
-[Jeremy] See you.
-[door closes]
[steady marching music playing]
[groans]
[music intensifies]
[exclaims]
[grunts]
Okay, so lay it on me
thick and fast.
Actually, slow.
I want to know everything.
How are you?
How are you feeling?
Mm, I haven’t been
sleeping very well.
I keep having this dream,
like I’m at work,
and then this bomb goes off
and, like, splits the whole earth.
-You know, like in those movies.
-Yup.
And I can see my dad.
He's-- He’s calling out for me,
but I’m waving my arms around,
but he can’t see me.
And then he trips and he falls
into the hall.
And then I try to jump in after him,
but then they call cut.
[sighs]
Baby.
[Andrea] I really can’t imagine
being back on the Feds set
at the moment.
I just can’t shake
the thought that
I missed my dad’s last moments,
you know,
because I was over here
playing cops and robbers
-No.
-as he used to call it.
No.
We really don’t have
as much time as we think we have.
Hmm.
Maybe it’s time for me to move on
and do something else,
you know, like
Well.
I don’t know how you’re standing,
to be honest. You've--
You’ve flown across the world,
buried your dad,
and then flown back across the world.
Like, that’s brutal.
That’s a really brutal mix.
I’m trying to work through
my feelings, man.
Like, I really am.
Like, even after a 16-hour flight
of fucking breathing and meditation apps,
like, I’m just left
with the same conclusion,
which is
What the fuck is the point
of anything, you know?
Like, we’re all just gonna die.
Like, so what’s--
what's the point, you know?
-So sad, man.
-Yeah.
I don’t wanna be sad anymore.
Well, I hate to break it to you.
You’re gonna be sad for a while.
-Yeah.
-You know, that’s-- that's normal.
I mean
Well, the thing is,
I have a little thing
that I do when I’m sad.
When I don’t know
what the fuck’s going on,
just you wait.
You’re not gonna like this,
but you’re gonna like it.
Okay, hang on. Bear with me.
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
-No, no.
-Yes, yes, yes.
Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.
Up you get. Trust me.
[Andrea] No, what are we doing?
[Isabella] You’re gonna love me
after this.
What you have to do is just not think.
Just not think, and just get
that energy flowing.
You’re wound up
like a jack-in-the-box.
Now come on.
[humming]
Now there you go. See?
That’s cute. Look at you.
[laughs]
Look at how cute you are!
Then you go pop, pop, pop.
Why are you so cute?
You know, I’m sad, but I am cute.
-Tell them.
-I’m cute!
-Yay!
-[both laugh]
You’re a star
You’re a star ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
You’re a star
You’re a star ♪
Just help myself to--
Oh, wow.
Bloody hell. That’s interesting, isn’t it?
What?
Oh.
Okay, um
-It’s a bit weird, isn’t it?
-Well, no, I mean
-[Andrea] You don't think it's--
-Oliver loves everything
to do with fantasy.
-Fantasy?
-Yeah, everything.
Don’t you think that looks like you?
-Just a bit?
-No.
-[Andrea] Not at all?
-Nah.
Nah.
Is that a daisy?
I mean, maybe.
So, what? What if it is a daisy?
Picking Daisy, doll.
Picking fucking Daisy,
the TV show you’re on?
I think that’s a long bow
to draw, mate.
It's Norse Mythology, Ancient Insights
for Modern Masculinity.
Huh. Is this yours?
Yeah, that’s Oliver’s,
that-- that box.
That’s his stuff.
Has he spoke--
Spoke about-- Spoke about this?
No! He-- He hasn’t
actually mentioned that.
But, I mean, I haven’t spoken
to him much the last few days.
-Really?
-He warned me
that there was gonna be, you know,
like spates of time
where there was just gonna be
like just nothing from his end.
Just business, and night shoots,
and time differences and stuff.
You know, it’s just-- It’s really tough.
You know what it’s like
when you’re on one of those jobs,
and production just owns you,
and you’ve got, like,
no time to go and, like,
go to the post office or--
Well, how long
since you’ve spoken to him?
Um
maybe, like, six days.
-Six days?
-Yeah.
He-- He warned me.
-He did.
-I don’t care how fucking busy he is.
I don’t care if he’s the pope.
You always find time for your loved ones.
For your fiancée, a little heads-up
about what’s going on here
with the Norse mythology
and the fucking weird, creepy paint--
I, um--
I’m gonna need to get you
out of this house.
I think maybe get you on an HGW.
-An HGW?
-Hot Girl Walk.
It’s what all the Gen Z’s are calling it.
Just get some eyes on you.
Get some tight pants.
I just think you need to get
some wind in your hair.
-Like, refresh the system.
-Yeah, good idea.
-Leave the house.
-Yes.
Pop a little gummy, and we’re gonna go
just marvel at the world.
-Promise?
-Definitely gonna do that this afternoon.
-Okay.
-Good. All right, good.
[upbeat jazz playing]
[grunts, gasps]
[laughs]
[both laugh]
-Of course.
-Of course.
Mais oui.
Bravo.
That was for you.
[laughing]
Oh!
How are you? What’s going on?
I’m good. I'm-- I’m doing well, yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah. How are you?
-Uh, Oliver? Everything cool there?
-Yeah.
He’s, um-- He’s shooting
in Paris at the moment.
-Damn. That sucks.
-Um, well-- well, he bought a house,
but he hasn’t had time to be there.
And so I’m now there.
I decided to stay.
Oh, you guys moved in together.
-Yeah, yeah.
-That’s cool.
Well, I actually moved in
with my girlfriend.
-Look at that.
-Whoa!
Yeah.
Shook.
It’s been pretty awesome.
Like, it’s kind of a whole new thing
for me, yeah.
It’s just domestic bliss, I think.
-That’s-- Good for you!
-Right?
-Look at us.
-Just domestic and grown-up.
-[laughs]
-Ew.
Weird.
I, um
-[chuckles] I got some--
-Oh, that’s, um
-Yeah.
-Oh!
[laughing]
That’s not water.
-No!
-It came through my nose.
I wanted a weed gummy, but I ran out.
And the only thing I had
was tequila, so
-Wow.
-Tequila?
On a Tuesday.
-Yeah.
-Hanging with the birds.
-Yeah.
-Everything okay?
[chuckles]
Fantastic.
How are you? I asked you that.
Um, I’m gonna
All right, yeah, you--
-Well, it’s good to see you.
-Hey, do you, um
You want some company right now?
No, thank you.
Couldn’t possibly get in the way
of your parkour squirreling.
No company.
-Got all the company I need.
-Yeah.
-It’s good to see you.
-Nice to see you.
-Be careful now. All right.
-You too.
-It’s wild out here.
-It is.
-[laughs]
-Bye.
Bye!
[soft rock music playing]
[Andrea] You know who makes time?
The judge makes time.
Oh, I’ll be sure
to visit you in the slammer.
In the slammer. In the slammer.
"Err."
Slammer. Slammer, err, err.
Undoable, that’s
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable.
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable, Jack.
If it’s undoable,
I can’t do it, Jack.
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable.
That’s not a fuckin' word.
[Seth] What a fucking place.
Oh, yeah, it’s pretty good, huh?
This is no apartment,
this is a full fucking house.
Yeah. I’ve got the address
painted on the curb.
Got you a little housewarming present.
-Is this for me?
-Yeah, it’s for you.
Who the fuck else is it for, man?
Is this--
Oh, yeah. And don’t--
It’s-- You don’t need to water it.
-You can save water.
-Oh, nice.
-Yeah.
-Hey, I'm actually--
I'm-- I’m really glad you’re here,
because I’ve been wanting
to say this in person.
Um, I’m really sorry, man,
for everything that I put you through
a while back.
It wasn’t fair, you know?
So, thank you
for bein' a good friend
and puttin' up with me,
and, uh, I'm-- I’m gonna be
a better friend.
I promise.
That was really nice, though.
Did you write that?
Well, yeah, I planned it.
I planned it out.
From the program?
Yeah. But also, I meant it.
Oh, that’s nice.
So yeah.
Thank you for comin' over and stuff.
-Um
-Fuck yeah, dude.
-I’m gonna put Jim right here.
-Oh, yeah.
Find a good-- good spot for it.
-Right in the middle there.
-Front and center.
Symmetrical. Oh, no, no.
Yeah, a little
A little to the right.
A little to the right. My right.
-That’s the spot, yeah.
-Um, can I get you a drink of water, or--
-Yeah, what have you got, uh
-I have water.
Uh, and I have ice.
-[tap running]
-Uh
Here you go. It’s pretty cold.
It’s good for your immune system.
Red Solo cups?
Yeah. Check this out.
Basically, you know,
I get the Red Solo cups,
and they remind me of,
you know, beer.
Right?
So if I just continually drink water
out of them or anything else,
then my brain will associate
Red Solo cups
with not beer.
It’s like a desensitization exercise.
[slurps, gulps]
Tastes like beer.
And then the landlord said
that this kid used to live in here,
and he didn’t have the greatest taste.
So I think I’m gonna
just paint-- paint over that.
Dude, I see the Eternal posters
are still going strong, huh?
The wall of fame.
That one’s a little--
That one’s a lot higher.
Do you want to--
I don’t see it.
-You can lower this one.
-No, they look--
-You can lower--
-Hey, how’s it going
over there with Sarah, man?
Yeah, yeah, no,
it’s goin', uh-- goin' well.
Are you turning like a temporary situation
into a permanent situation?
-Like long term?
-Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think it’s--
-Yes.
-Yeah?
Wow, dude.
Like, you might never move out of there.
That’d be cool.
Yeah, that’d be good.
I hope that happens for you,
man. I really do.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
-I have a question for you.
-Shoot.
Do you think I’m funny?
-When?
-Just like an overall statement.
If you were describing me to somebody,
would you categorize me as funny?
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, you would?
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
Sure.
You want to see
the master bedroom?
I don’t know if I’ve--
Yeah, we’ll see the other one.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
I’m trying to remember
how many times I’ve seen you laugh.
Well, I mean, we laugh together.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, sometimes.
-[laugh track running on TV]
-[Sarah laughing]
-[turns off TV]
-Hey.
Um
Do you think I’m funny?
Yeah.
You hesitated.
Well, I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean to hesitate.
Yeah, I think you’re funny.
So why did you hesitate right there?
Uh, I don’t know.
I guess I didn’t see
that question coming.
You kinda caught me off guard.
You can be completely honest with me.
I’m not, like, gonna have
my feelings hurt or anything.
I’m actually looking
for, like, honest feedback.
-Honest feedback?
-Yeah.
I don’t know. I laugh at you
more than I do with you.
Which is actually--
It’s my favorite thing about you.
Wait, your favorite thing
about me is laughing at me?
No. [sighs]
That’s sounds horrible.
That-- That came out wrong too.
Um, you’re funny
without even knowing it,
which is like
the best kind of funny.
[clears throat] I’m not
explaining myself well.
Um
[chuckles]
No, no, that’s okay.
That’s okay.
Okay, well, let me give you
some examples.
Um
Okay, so when we’re watching
Jeopardy!,
I think it’s hilarious that you get
all of the answers wrong.
You know?
I don’t-- I don't get
all of the answers wrong.
But also, like, yeah,
I think it’s hilarious
that you think a-- a chest of drawers
is called "chesterdrawers."
Or-- Or when you, like,
butcher expressions.
Like, I don’t know, "Don’t cry
or you’re gonna spill milk."
You know? I think that’s hilarious.
I mean,
you can call 'em
chesterdrawers, right?
No. No, you can’t.
Because they’re not.
Okay.
I’m not really
No, it’s fine. You’re good. It’s all good.
You gave me honest feedback.
That’s what I was looking for.
I think-- I think you’re funny.
Thank you.
Yeah, you’re welcome.
[electronic music playing]
[sighs]
[knock on door]
Hi.
Hey.
Uh, I was--
I had to drop something off
just around the--
Am I-- Are you in the middle
of something?
Sorry to barge in.
No, um, no, no.
I’m not busy.
I was just putting together some--
I was just putting together
some furniture, so
Cool, yeah.
Uh, do you wanna come in, or--
Sure. Yeah. Um, okay.
-Thanks.
-Yeah.
Um, yeah, just
Can I get you anything?
Like a water, or a coffee?
Who do you know
in the neighborhood?
J, these sheets are a bit dreary.
[Jeremy] Huh?
Why don’t you take some of the sheets
from my place?
I’ve got so many sheets.
Oh, I don’t-- I don't need sheets.
They’re just blankets for now.
I got to pick some out anyways.
I don’t-- I’m not finding
the thread count that I like, so
Did your mom drop these off?
-What?
-These.
The papasans?
-Yeah.
-No, these are brand-new.
-Oh, you bought-- you bought those?
-Yeah.
Oh, they just look like something
from your mom’s house.
Really?
[Andrea] It’s fucking weird.
[Jeremy strains]
-[Jeremy] Yeah, no--
-[Andrea] Kitchen?
[strains] Yeah, that’s the kitchen.
This is really all just, yeah,
super temporary right now.
But I’m thinkin' about
this skilleted kitchen nook here.
This thing.
Plastic cutlery?
Because I don’t have silverware yet.
It’s just as easy
to buy actual silverware.
[Andrea scoffs]
Why do you have paper on your stove?
I’m obviously not gonna keep it there.
It was just for, like,
two hours it’s been there.
It just concerns me.
Like, just use your head, like
I don’t even know
if the gas is on.
-What happened to you?
-What are you talking about?
[Andrea] Living by yourself.
You messed up all the organization--
Jesus, Jeremy!
-What?
-What do you mean, "what"?
Like, why have you got
a thousand plastic cups?
I haven’t even been
to Bed Bath & Beyond yet.
-It’s just temporary.
-You’re a grown man!
This is an environmental disaster, Jeremy.
What’s happening right now?
-What?
-What are you doing?
I’m not doing anything. I'm just--
I’m checking out your new place.
You moved in, I’m checking it all out.
-Why are you doing this?
-I’m not doing anything.
-Yes, yes, you are.
-No, I’m not!
-This is my house, Andrea.
-I know that it’s your house.
We’re not together anymore.
You can’t just come over here
and show up out of the blue
I know we’re not
together anymore!
-I know that, thank you.
-What did you come over for?
-Just to pick me apart?
-No!
[tearfully] My dad died,
and I had to tell you.
What?
My dad died.
[cries]
Okay.
Okay, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
[sobbing] I don’t know who I am anymore.
-It’s okay. Just breathe.
-I’m sorry.
I’m just a fucking bitch.
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Just breathe.
[sniffling]
What happened?
Do you wanna talk about it?
-No.
-Okay.
Can I just stay here?
Can we just hang out for a bit?
I just didn’t wanna be alone.
Of course not. Yeah, stay.
Come on.
Want me to make you
some tea or something?
Yeah, that’d be nice.
I don’t have any tea.
[laughs]
Lord came to me ♪
He said, "I did not, did not
Did not make you a good man" ♪
I went and gave you
The cattle ♪
And the trailer ♪
Said the Lord
Other men can’t stand ♪
You’ve got to wake up
Wake up early in the morning ♪
Yeah, I got heavy
I got heavy, I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my head ♪
I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
I tell you all about the
All about the ♪
All about the troubles
That I’m in ♪
Yeah, they always got me
Always got me ♪
Always got me
Running all the time, yeah ♪
The troubles said
"Hey, young man" ♪
"What do you do?" ♪
If you don’t look
After yourself ♪
Ain’t no one
Looking after you ♪
And I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
’Cause I can’t change ♪
After what I’ve done ♪
Got me out here
Living on the wrong side ♪
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Don’t you know
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up-- ♪
Funny! Fucking stupid!
And I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my head ♪
Well, I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
Girl, I tell you
All about the ♪
All about the troubles
That I’m in, yeah ♪
And how they always, always
Always, always got me ♪
I can’t change, Lord ♪
After what I’ve done ♪
Heaven just said
"Young man" ♪
"Yeah, what do you do?" ♪
If you don’t look
After yourself ♪
Ain’t no one
Looking after you ♪
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
One time, I said
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Oh, oh, yeah, Lord ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
One time, yeah ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
What you gonna do? ♪
You look after yourself ♪
Ain’t no one looking
After you ♪
You better wake up ♪
No, no, no, no
You better wake up ♪
No, no, no, no, yeah ♪
Young man
What do you do? ♪
Yeah, don’t look after
Yourself ♪
Man, no one looking after
Looking after ♪
Looking after, looking after
Looking after you ♪
You, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, yeah ♪
[thunder rumbling]
[rain pattering]
[man] All right.
[pensive music playing]
[cell phone chimes]
You need help up with these, or--
-Uh, no, I can take it from here.
-Yeah?
Thanks. Thank you so much.
Hey, you mind if we,
uh, take a picture?
-Um, yeah. Sure.
-Oh, cool.
Oh, awesome.
-Okay. All right.
-Thanks. Have a good one.
-Thank you very much
-[Marnie] Hey, Andrea.
It’s Marnie from Feds.
I’m so sorry to
hear about your father.
My deepest condolences.
I’m calling regarding
your availability for a table rea--
[sighs]
[shoe clatters]
[exhales]
[ethereal music playing]
[Jason] Okay, watch your head.
Watch your head.
So, welcome to Reiss Enterprises.
[Seth] Oh, yeah, I, um,
I notice your email signature
changed again.
-So this is--
-Yeah, this is it.
We’re back to where it all began.
Right here. Back where it all started.
And I love it. It’s nice.
It’s nice to have my freedom back.
And guess what, you know,
home is right there.
Well, thanks for meeting with me
last minute.
You’re welcome. Look, I’m gonna
cut right to the chase.
Okay. I talked to the producers.
Unfortunately, your role
is not gonna be reoccurring.
I don’t want to be the bearer
of bad news here, but--
Um, yeah, no, I-I kind of figured as much.
You really forgot your line, man?
-What happened?
-Well, I-I had multiple lines.
And I-I didn’t forget all of them.
-I hope so.
-Yeah. I just-- There was--
-I don’t want to make any excuses.
-Mm.
-I was ready, but I was not sharp.
-Yeah.
Hmm. Really?
-I was good, but I wasn’t great.
-Yeah.
Well, you’re ready and you weren’t sharp.
I don’t think there’s much
of a difference there.
I think you looked sharp.
You definitely weren’t ready.
Well, thank you.
I feel like we need to kind of continue
to get me on set more,
and therefore
keep the wheels greased.
-Mm.
-If I keep the wheels greased,
then I won’t forget my line.
-Totally agree.
-What about, like, some comedy?
Oh, comedy-- You know,
there’s a lot of comedy coming out,
and that’s kind of the--
Unfortunate problem with you is,
we know you’re not funny.
So let’s just move on, and--
Wait, when did we establish
I wasn’t funny?
Because you’re known for Eternal.
That’s not exactly a knee-slapper.
Yeah, but there’s a lot of dramatic actors
that do comedy too.
Look at James Caan.
-All right--
-Elf?
[sighs]
You really don’t think that I’m funny?
You don’t think that I can do this?
Why don’t you make me laugh right now.
-What the fuck?
-Yeah, come on.
Fuck it. Make me laugh.
-Right now?
-Right now!
I’m not a writer. I’m a performer.
I got an idea.
Why don’t you give me
five minutes of stand-up
and I’ll get you a comedy audition.
You want me to audition
for an audition?
It’s for your protection.
I don’t see how this is for my protection,
but if that’s what you really
want me to do.
-I do.
-And you’ll be there?
Yeah. I’ll be there.
I can give you five minutes.
[chuckles] I love that.
What else do you got?
Nothin'.
Nothing at all?
Nope.
Okay, well, um
-I’ll see myself out.
-Okay.
Here, I’ll make it easy for you.
[door whirs open]
[dance music playing]
If you were to put
half the energy into your sobriety
as you do
with your Cameos videos,
you’re gonna be fine.
[laughs] Okay.
[Tony] Well, as you know,
I was a lawyer.
-Public defender, specifically.
-Mm-hmm.
So I left work early one day
to catch my kid’s soccer game.
Normally what I do
is I-I take a downer
to counteract the amphetamine.
Like a Percocet,
or a Xanax, or somethin'.
-Yeah.
-But I didn’t have any of that.
So I stopped at the liquor store
on the way to the game.
Got a pint of vodka and
-The old pint for the road.
-It was fine.
Right up until someone
slide-tackles my kid.
And I lost it.
Lost it. I’m on the field
screamin' at the ref.
Yellin' in his face.
Pointin' in his face.
Next thing I know, I’m on my back.
Paramedic shining lights in my eyes.
I had had a full-blown heart attack
right there on the field.
Not to mention
I done shit my pants.
-My God.
-In front of my kid.
In front of my wife.
Full Armageddon shit my pants.
Oh, man.
In front of everyone?
Everybody.
That’s when I knew, man.
It was, uh--
It was time to make a change.
I-I quit my job.
And I got clean, man.
Wow. That’s--
That is rock bottom.
-That’s--
-[laughs] You don’t say?
[Jeremy] Oh, man.
[Tony] How was your fuckin' Tuesday?
First one is "soy generis."
[laughs] Sui generis.
-An independent classification.
-That is right.
-That’s a preview, my friend.
-Ooh.
Gonna take forever.
Ew, get that away from me.
-"Sin die."
-[laughs]
It’s sine die.
Whoo! I love this game.
[percussive jazz playing]
Ooh. I like this one.
-Come, come. Come take a peek.
-Okay.
Look.
What do you think?
Pretty cool.
Got two bedrooms, and
just around the corner.
Hmm. Well, that’s all right.
Kinda looks a little dated,
don’t you think?
[Seth] Dated? Really?
I don’t know, just kinda looks
a little bland, you know?
Hmm.
Why don’t you look for places
in other parts of town?
Why?
It’d be nice to get out of this area
and come visit you,
and you know, it’s like the best
of both worlds.
Th-Then we gotta drive across town,
and then you gotta sit
in traffic every day
to see each other.
Every day?
Mm, yeah.
Traffic is every day.
Well, I mean, getting an apartment
around the corner
is basically just like living together.
We don’t have to see each other every day.
Yeah. Yeah, not--
Not every day, like 365.
But, you know, if you wanna
put a number on it,
it’s like
still 345?
[laughs]
You’re cute.
I have to get to class.
-Good luck with your search.
-Thank you.
-Good luck with class.
-Thanks!
See you later.
Hmm.
[pleasant music plays]
So you wanna be a comedian.
Good luck, my friend.
There ain’t enough
fuckin' therapy in the world.
First thing you want to do
is write some jokes.
But enough about me, man.
How-- How are you doin'?
I-I’ve been doing really good.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
Doing the step work. Workin' the steps.
Doing the steps and stuff.
I’m on step nine right now.
-Um
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You’re on step nine?
I’m mak-- I'm doin'-- Yeah, I think so.
I’m making amends.
That’s step nine, right?
How was step four, five, six?
Did you--
-Oh.
-You did those, yeah?
[Jeremy] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I worked--
I worked on them a little bit.
You mind if I take a look
at your journal?
-J-Just curious.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Do you mind?
There you go. Um
Yeah, so, that’s
This just looks like
you tried to list all 50 states.
I guess I did, yeah.
That was--
And this is a drawing of a squirrel.
That was a slow day, um
Jeremy, this journal’s for step work.
-Mm-hmm.
-This is not playin' around.
This is-- This is serious business.
This is your sobriety
we’re talkin' about.
-Yeah.
-I’m just saying,
if you start skippin' steps,
it’s a slippery slope.
You’re in the real world now.
All right? Life’s gonna come at you fast.
Okay?
If you’re not sticking
to the steps, man,
it’s gonna be really easy
for you to fall back
into those bad habits.
Yeah. That makes sense.
-Yeah.
-Tighten up.
Tighten up.
[Isabella] Um, how about this guy?
Okay.
[Isabella] Hi Sergio, it's Izzy.
I absolutely love the dresses.
They’re so beautiful.
And now I’m even
more confused.
If you can please
give me a call back,
that would be so good,
thank you, bye.
Hi! Yes!
Yeah, your-- your wedding dress, yeah.
Oh, did it, like, verge a little bit
on, like, the champagne side?
Wow.
Useless.
[upbeat music plays]
[Isabella] Do you think
that you might be getting that in
in a slightly, like, bridal white?
Oh!
You’re amazing. Bye! Bye-bye.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
[knocking on door]
[doorbell rings]
[sighs]
[doorbell ringing]
Okay!
[doorbell continues ringing]
Jesus, I’m coming!
Hi.
Hello.
Um-- Oh, were you just napping?
Uh, yeah. I-I, um--
I just-- I just got back
from home, actually.
Oh, um, God, I'm-- I’m really sorry.
You didn’t text me back.
I should not have
just dropped by like this.
That's-- No, that’s, um
-That’s fine.
-Okay.
Did you ring the doorbell enough times,
do you think?
[laughs]
Sorry, yeah. I just, um--
I never heard it from out here.
-No?
-Sounds-- Sounds kinda cool.
Um, well, listen,
I’m just gonna let you rest.
You must be super jet-lagged.
Um, I do wanna talk to you
about something--
Okay. Come in. If you want.
You sure?
Yeah.
It’s fine. Come in if you want.
-Okay.
-Okay.
-All right, cool.
-All right.
[Jeremy] Is that a leopard lamp?
-[Andrea] No, it’s a jaguar.
-[Jeremy] That’s cool.
-Oh, you painted that wall?
-[Andrea] Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I did. It’s just a project.
That’s a really good idea.
-You like it?
-Yeah.
I wasn’t sure.
You’ve always had an eye
for that stuff.
Oh. Thanks.
How was, uh, the trip home?
-You just went back home, right?
-Yeah, um, good.
Same old, same old.
Everyone’s-- Everyone’s doing great.
-Yeah.
-Nice, nice.
H-How-- How are you doing
with everything?
I’m good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, I’m good.
Um, I’m out of Sober Living.
-Wow, congrats.
-Thanks. Yeah.
And I got a place in Woodland Hills.
-Oh, really?
-So I just moved in there.
That’s a-- That's got to be
a good feeling.
Yeah. But, um, look, the reason I’m here,
I-- You know,
I’m going through the steps.
And, um, right now I’m around
the sort of "making amends" area.
And so obviously my first stop
on that tour is you.
-Oh.
-And I just wanted to say
that I’m really, really sorry
for everything that I put you through.
I just-- I don’t-- I don't expect you
to forgive me for any of it.
-I just--
-You already apologized to me.
Do you remember? At the bar.
After Seth’s thing?
Oh, yeah.
A little bit drunk, were we?
I wasn’t that drunk. That’s--
A little bit high?
Of course I was. Yeah.
I meant everything I said.
I remember it well,
and I remember everything
I said, I promise.
We’re all good, though.
You can tick me off the list.
I-- It's--
Thank you.
-Um
-Can I--
Can I get you a tea,
or coffee, or are you hungry?
Oh, um, yeah, that sounds nice.
-Yeah?
-But I-I honestly
kind of want to quit
while I’m ahead here.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
-And I got a lot of stuff to do.
-Of course.
You know, I got all kinds
of furniture to put together.
And you must be exhausted.
Like, that jet lag is no joke.
So I think I’ll just
-I am pretty tired.
-Um, yeah.
Thanks for having me over.
-Yeah.
-Nice to see you.
All right.
Alrighty, um
Hey, J.
[sniffles]
I’m proud of you.
Thanks.
-See you around.
-Yup.
Let me know if you need
a gutter cleaned or something.
[laughs] I will.
-[Jeremy] Alrighty.
-Okay, see you.
-[Jeremy] See you.
-[door closes]
[steady marching music playing]
[groans]
[music intensifies]
[exclaims]
[grunts]
Okay, so lay it on me
thick and fast.
Actually, slow.
I want to know everything.
How are you?
How are you feeling?
Mm, I haven’t been
sleeping very well.
I keep having this dream,
like I’m at work,
and then this bomb goes off
and, like, splits the whole earth.
-You know, like in those movies.
-Yup.
And I can see my dad.
He's-- He’s calling out for me,
but I’m waving my arms around,
but he can’t see me.
And then he trips and he falls
into the hall.
And then I try to jump in after him,
but then they call cut.
[sighs]
Baby.
[Andrea] I really can’t imagine
being back on the Feds set
at the moment.
I just can’t shake
the thought that
I missed my dad’s last moments,
you know,
because I was over here
playing cops and robbers
-No.
-as he used to call it.
No.
We really don’t have
as much time as we think we have.
Hmm.
Maybe it’s time for me to move on
and do something else,
you know, like
Well.
I don’t know how you’re standing,
to be honest. You've--
You’ve flown across the world,
buried your dad,
and then flown back across the world.
Like, that’s brutal.
That’s a really brutal mix.
I’m trying to work through
my feelings, man.
Like, I really am.
Like, even after a 16-hour flight
of fucking breathing and meditation apps,
like, I’m just left
with the same conclusion,
which is
What the fuck is the point
of anything, you know?
Like, we’re all just gonna die.
Like, so what’s--
what's the point, you know?
-So sad, man.
-Yeah.
I don’t wanna be sad anymore.
Well, I hate to break it to you.
You’re gonna be sad for a while.
-Yeah.
-You know, that’s-- that's normal.
I mean
Well, the thing is,
I have a little thing
that I do when I’m sad.
When I don’t know
what the fuck’s going on,
just you wait.
You’re not gonna like this,
but you’re gonna like it.
Okay, hang on. Bear with me.
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
-No, no.
-Yes, yes, yes.
Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.
Up you get. Trust me.
[Andrea] No, what are we doing?
[Isabella] You’re gonna love me
after this.
What you have to do is just not think.
Just not think, and just get
that energy flowing.
You’re wound up
like a jack-in-the-box.
Now come on.
[humming]
Now there you go. See?
That’s cute. Look at you.
[laughs]
Look at how cute you are!
Then you go pop, pop, pop.
Why are you so cute?
You know, I’m sad, but I am cute.
-Tell them.
-I’m cute!
-Yay!
-[both laugh]
You’re a star
You’re a star ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Don’t you know
You’re a star? ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
Extraordinary star ♪
You’re a star
You’re a star ♪
Just help myself to--
Oh, wow.
Bloody hell. That’s interesting, isn’t it?
What?
Oh.
Okay, um
-It’s a bit weird, isn’t it?
-Well, no, I mean
-[Andrea] You don't think it's--
-Oliver loves everything
to do with fantasy.
-Fantasy?
-Yeah, everything.
Don’t you think that looks like you?
-Just a bit?
-No.
-[Andrea] Not at all?
-Nah.
Nah.
Is that a daisy?
I mean, maybe.
So, what? What if it is a daisy?
Picking Daisy, doll.
Picking fucking Daisy,
the TV show you’re on?
I think that’s a long bow
to draw, mate.
It's Norse Mythology, Ancient Insights
for Modern Masculinity.
Huh. Is this yours?
Yeah, that’s Oliver’s,
that-- that box.
That’s his stuff.
Has he spoke--
Spoke about-- Spoke about this?
No! He-- He hasn’t
actually mentioned that.
But, I mean, I haven’t spoken
to him much the last few days.
-Really?
-He warned me
that there was gonna be, you know,
like spates of time
where there was just gonna be
like just nothing from his end.
Just business, and night shoots,
and time differences and stuff.
You know, it’s just-- It’s really tough.
You know what it’s like
when you’re on one of those jobs,
and production just owns you,
and you’ve got, like,
no time to go and, like,
go to the post office or--
Well, how long
since you’ve spoken to him?
Um
maybe, like, six days.
-Six days?
-Yeah.
He-- He warned me.
-He did.
-I don’t care how fucking busy he is.
I don’t care if he’s the pope.
You always find time for your loved ones.
For your fiancée, a little heads-up
about what’s going on here
with the Norse mythology
and the fucking weird, creepy paint--
I, um--
I’m gonna need to get you
out of this house.
I think maybe get you on an HGW.
-An HGW?
-Hot Girl Walk.
It’s what all the Gen Z’s are calling it.
Just get some eyes on you.
Get some tight pants.
I just think you need to get
some wind in your hair.
-Like, refresh the system.
-Yeah, good idea.
-Leave the house.
-Yes.
Pop a little gummy, and we’re gonna go
just marvel at the world.
-Promise?
-Definitely gonna do that this afternoon.
-Okay.
-Good. All right, good.
[upbeat jazz playing]
[grunts, gasps]
[laughs]
[both laugh]
-Of course.
-Of course.
Mais oui.
Bravo.
That was for you.
[laughing]
Oh!
How are you? What’s going on?
I’m good. I'm-- I’m doing well, yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah. How are you?
-Uh, Oliver? Everything cool there?
-Yeah.
He’s, um-- He’s shooting
in Paris at the moment.
-Damn. That sucks.
-Um, well-- well, he bought a house,
but he hasn’t had time to be there.
And so I’m now there.
I decided to stay.
Oh, you guys moved in together.
-Yeah, yeah.
-That’s cool.
Well, I actually moved in
with my girlfriend.
-Look at that.
-Whoa!
Yeah.
Shook.
It’s been pretty awesome.
Like, it’s kind of a whole new thing
for me, yeah.
It’s just domestic bliss, I think.
-That’s-- Good for you!
-Right?
-Look at us.
-Just domestic and grown-up.
-[laughs]
-Ew.
Weird.
I, um
-[chuckles] I got some--
-Oh, that’s, um
-Yeah.
-Oh!
[laughing]
That’s not water.
-No!
-It came through my nose.
I wanted a weed gummy, but I ran out.
And the only thing I had
was tequila, so
-Wow.
-Tequila?
On a Tuesday.
-Yeah.
-Hanging with the birds.
-Yeah.
-Everything okay?
[chuckles]
Fantastic.
How are you? I asked you that.
Um, I’m gonna
All right, yeah, you--
-Well, it’s good to see you.
-Hey, do you, um
You want some company right now?
No, thank you.
Couldn’t possibly get in the way
of your parkour squirreling.
No company.
-Got all the company I need.
-Yeah.
-It’s good to see you.
-Nice to see you.
-Be careful now. All right.
-You too.
-It’s wild out here.
-It is.
-[laughs]
-Bye.
Bye!
[soft rock music playing]
[Andrea] You know who makes time?
The judge makes time.
Oh, I’ll be sure
to visit you in the slammer.
In the slammer. In the slammer.
"Err."
Slammer. Slammer, err, err.
Undoable, that’s
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable.
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable, Jack.
If it’s undoable,
I can’t do it, Jack.
I can’t do my job
if the job is undoable.
That’s not a fuckin' word.
[Seth] What a fucking place.
Oh, yeah, it’s pretty good, huh?
This is no apartment,
this is a full fucking house.
Yeah. I’ve got the address
painted on the curb.
Got you a little housewarming present.
-Is this for me?
-Yeah, it’s for you.
Who the fuck else is it for, man?
Is this--
Oh, yeah. And don’t--
It’s-- You don’t need to water it.
-You can save water.
-Oh, nice.
-Yeah.
-Hey, I'm actually--
I'm-- I’m really glad you’re here,
because I’ve been wanting
to say this in person.
Um, I’m really sorry, man,
for everything that I put you through
a while back.
It wasn’t fair, you know?
So, thank you
for bein' a good friend
and puttin' up with me,
and, uh, I'm-- I’m gonna be
a better friend.
I promise.
That was really nice, though.
Did you write that?
Well, yeah, I planned it.
I planned it out.
From the program?
Yeah. But also, I meant it.
Oh, that’s nice.
So yeah.
Thank you for comin' over and stuff.
-Um
-Fuck yeah, dude.
-I’m gonna put Jim right here.
-Oh, yeah.
Find a good-- good spot for it.
-Right in the middle there.
-Front and center.
Symmetrical. Oh, no, no.
Yeah, a little
A little to the right.
A little to the right. My right.
-That’s the spot, yeah.
-Um, can I get you a drink of water, or--
-Yeah, what have you got, uh
-I have water.
Uh, and I have ice.
-[tap running]
-Uh
Here you go. It’s pretty cold.
It’s good for your immune system.
Red Solo cups?
Yeah. Check this out.
Basically, you know,
I get the Red Solo cups,
and they remind me of,
you know, beer.
Right?
So if I just continually drink water
out of them or anything else,
then my brain will associate
Red Solo cups
with not beer.
It’s like a desensitization exercise.
[slurps, gulps]
Tastes like beer.
And then the landlord said
that this kid used to live in here,
and he didn’t have the greatest taste.
So I think I’m gonna
just paint-- paint over that.
Dude, I see the Eternal posters
are still going strong, huh?
The wall of fame.
That one’s a little--
That one’s a lot higher.
Do you want to--
I don’t see it.
-You can lower this one.
-No, they look--
-You can lower--
-Hey, how’s it going
over there with Sarah, man?
Yeah, yeah, no,
it’s goin', uh-- goin' well.
Are you turning like a temporary situation
into a permanent situation?
-Like long term?
-Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think it’s--
-Yes.
-Yeah?
Wow, dude.
Like, you might never move out of there.
That’d be cool.
Yeah, that’d be good.
I hope that happens for you,
man. I really do.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
-I have a question for you.
-Shoot.
Do you think I’m funny?
-When?
-Just like an overall statement.
If you were describing me to somebody,
would you categorize me as funny?
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, you would?
-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
Sure.
You want to see
the master bedroom?
I don’t know if I’ve--
Yeah, we’ll see the other one.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
I’m trying to remember
how many times I’ve seen you laugh.
Well, I mean, we laugh together.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, sometimes.
-[laugh track running on TV]
-[Sarah laughing]
-[turns off TV]
-Hey.
Um
Do you think I’m funny?
Yeah.
You hesitated.
Well, I’m sorry.
I didn’t mean to hesitate.
Yeah, I think you’re funny.
So why did you hesitate right there?
Uh, I don’t know.
I guess I didn’t see
that question coming.
You kinda caught me off guard.
You can be completely honest with me.
I’m not, like, gonna have
my feelings hurt or anything.
I’m actually looking
for, like, honest feedback.
-Honest feedback?
-Yeah.
I don’t know. I laugh at you
more than I do with you.
Which is actually--
It’s my favorite thing about you.
Wait, your favorite thing
about me is laughing at me?
No. [sighs]
That’s sounds horrible.
That-- That came out wrong too.
Um, you’re funny
without even knowing it,
which is like
the best kind of funny.
[clears throat] I’m not
explaining myself well.
Um
[chuckles]
No, no, that’s okay.
That’s okay.
Okay, well, let me give you
some examples.
Um
Okay, so when we’re watching
Jeopardy!,
I think it’s hilarious that you get
all of the answers wrong.
You know?
I don’t-- I don't get
all of the answers wrong.
But also, like, yeah,
I think it’s hilarious
that you think a-- a chest of drawers
is called "chesterdrawers."
Or-- Or when you, like,
butcher expressions.
Like, I don’t know, "Don’t cry
or you’re gonna spill milk."
You know? I think that’s hilarious.
I mean,
you can call 'em
chesterdrawers, right?
No. No, you can’t.
Because they’re not.
Okay.
I’m not really
No, it’s fine. You’re good. It’s all good.
You gave me honest feedback.
That’s what I was looking for.
I think-- I think you’re funny.
Thank you.
Yeah, you’re welcome.
[electronic music playing]
[sighs]
[knock on door]
Hi.
Hey.
Uh, I was--
I had to drop something off
just around the--
Am I-- Are you in the middle
of something?
Sorry to barge in.
No, um, no, no.
I’m not busy.
I was just putting together some--
I was just putting together
some furniture, so
Cool, yeah.
Uh, do you wanna come in, or--
Sure. Yeah. Um, okay.
-Thanks.
-Yeah.
Um, yeah, just
Can I get you anything?
Like a water, or a coffee?
Who do you know
in the neighborhood?
J, these sheets are a bit dreary.
[Jeremy] Huh?
Why don’t you take some of the sheets
from my place?
I’ve got so many sheets.
Oh, I don’t-- I don't need sheets.
They’re just blankets for now.
I got to pick some out anyways.
I don’t-- I’m not finding
the thread count that I like, so
Did your mom drop these off?
-What?
-These.
The papasans?
-Yeah.
-No, these are brand-new.
-Oh, you bought-- you bought those?
-Yeah.
Oh, they just look like something
from your mom’s house.
Really?
[Andrea] It’s fucking weird.
[Jeremy strains]
-[Jeremy] Yeah, no--
-[Andrea] Kitchen?
[strains] Yeah, that’s the kitchen.
This is really all just, yeah,
super temporary right now.
But I’m thinkin' about
this skilleted kitchen nook here.
This thing.
Plastic cutlery?
Because I don’t have silverware yet.
It’s just as easy
to buy actual silverware.
[Andrea scoffs]
Why do you have paper on your stove?
I’m obviously not gonna keep it there.
It was just for, like,
two hours it’s been there.
It just concerns me.
Like, just use your head, like
I don’t even know
if the gas is on.
-What happened to you?
-What are you talking about?
[Andrea] Living by yourself.
You messed up all the organization--
Jesus, Jeremy!
-What?
-What do you mean, "what"?
Like, why have you got
a thousand plastic cups?
I haven’t even been
to Bed Bath & Beyond yet.
-It’s just temporary.
-You’re a grown man!
This is an environmental disaster, Jeremy.
What’s happening right now?
-What?
-What are you doing?
I’m not doing anything. I'm just--
I’m checking out your new place.
You moved in, I’m checking it all out.
-Why are you doing this?
-I’m not doing anything.
-Yes, yes, you are.
-No, I’m not!
-This is my house, Andrea.
-I know that it’s your house.
We’re not together anymore.
You can’t just come over here
and show up out of the blue
I know we’re not
together anymore!
-I know that, thank you.
-What did you come over for?
-Just to pick me apart?
-No!
[tearfully] My dad died,
and I had to tell you.
What?
My dad died.
[cries]
Okay.
Okay, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
[sobbing] I don’t know who I am anymore.
-It’s okay. Just breathe.
-I’m sorry.
I’m just a fucking bitch.
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Just breathe.
[sniffling]
What happened?
Do you wanna talk about it?
-No.
-Okay.
Can I just stay here?
Can we just hang out for a bit?
I just didn’t wanna be alone.
Of course not. Yeah, stay.
Come on.
Want me to make you
some tea or something?
Yeah, that’d be nice.
I don’t have any tea.
[laughs]
Lord came to me ♪
He said, "I did not, did not
Did not make you a good man" ♪
I went and gave you
The cattle ♪
And the trailer ♪
Said the Lord
Other men can’t stand ♪
You’ve got to wake up
Wake up early in the morning ♪
Yeah, I got heavy
I got heavy, I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my head ♪
I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
I tell you all about the
All about the ♪
All about the troubles
That I’m in ♪
Yeah, they always got me
Always got me ♪
Always got me
Running all the time, yeah ♪
The troubles said
"Hey, young man" ♪
"What do you do?" ♪
If you don’t look
After yourself ♪
Ain’t no one
Looking after you ♪
And I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
’Cause I can’t change ♪
After what I’ve done ♪
Got me out here
Living on the wrong side ♪
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Don’t you know
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up-- ♪
Funny! Fucking stupid!
And I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my head ♪
Well, I got heavy, I got heavy
I got heavy ♪
I got heavy on my mind ♪
Girl, I tell you
All about the ♪
All about the troubles
That I’m in, yeah ♪
And how they always, always
Always, always got me ♪
I can’t change, Lord ♪
After what I’ve done ♪
Heaven just said
"Young man" ♪
"Yeah, what do you do?" ♪
If you don’t look
After yourself ♪
Ain’t no one
Looking after you ♪
You gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
One time, I said
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
Oh, oh, yeah, Lord ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
Wake up early
In the morning ♪
One time, yeah ♪
You’ve gotta wake up ♪
What you gonna do? ♪
You look after yourself ♪
Ain’t no one looking
After you ♪
You better wake up ♪
No, no, no, no
You better wake up ♪
No, no, no, no, yeah ♪
Young man
What do you do? ♪
Yeah, don’t look after
Yourself ♪
Man, no one looking after
Looking after ♪
Looking after, looking after
Looking after you ♪
You, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, yeah ♪