Two Sentence Horror Stories (2017) s02e04 Episode Script
Imposter
- Sounds great. Talk soon.
- Got it.
Yes! Dude, you just acquired
our biggest client of the year.
Congratulations, Mr. Dimakulangan.
Very impressive.
Well, thank you muchly, Miss Spencer.
Dad had a last minute meeting.
He was seriously considering
me for that open seat.
They needed him on the Risso call.
He practically said the
board doesn't respect me,
He said the board doesn't know you.
But tomorrow,
you're accepting the Coburn Prize,
and that all changes.
- Doesn't it?
- That's right.
Got a big speech there, bud?
Kinda. I figure with the
whole board being there,
I can show them I'm not
just some random Asian.
Dude, they don't see you as Asian.
They know you're one of us.
And what exactly would be
wrong if they saw him as Asian?
Woah! Chill out.
That is not what I was saying.
Your literal words were, "they don't"
Jen, come on.
I just mean I don't want them
to think I'm some shmoe, okay?
Let's not make a big
deal about everything.
What's the problem?
Tala, the Coburn Prize goes to
the associate of the year, okay?
If I make a good impression,
I'm a shoe-in for board.
Yeah, and me and Mom will be
there to cheer you on tonight.
That's why it would be
great if you would just
You know what?
If I show up with this thing on,
they will laugh me out of the room.
It's a family heirloom,
and it means a lot to Mom.
She thinks it's bad luck if you don't
Seriously, sis. Look at this thing.
It's the literal definition of ugly.
Charles?
Where the hell is that from?
This is 5th grade career day.
My friends convinced me to
come dressed like Grandpa.
The whole class had a good laugh.
They even gave me a nice plastic
thing to cut my "white wice."
God, I hated those little snots.
Always treating you like
you were their sidekick.
Making fun of you.
It was a long time ago.
Was it?
Charles, I'm worried about you.
You're always so stressed,
and you've been killing
yourself lately to what,
impress a bunch of old white guys?
Oh, you mean my boss
and my future father-in-law?
I'm not trying to be a jerk.
You know I love you Charles.
It's just, you're never home
and Mom's only getting worse.
We never get to see you.
I'm here, Tala.
Okay?
I'm trying. I'm just,
I've been working
Your ass off for people
who don't give a
- Mom?
- Mom?
- Mom?
- Mom?
Mom?
Mom!
Mom
You remember this, right?
I was just going to tell Tala
that I was going to wear it tonight.
It's me, Mom. Charles?
I'm sorry I'm not here more, okay?
She didn't mean it.
It just takes a little bit
longer for her to calm down now.
I thought the doctor
was going to give her
something to stop it.
Charles. Nothing's stopping it.
It's just
How come whenever this happens
she never recognizes me?
Are you kidding me?
Financial News is projecting
record share highs for
Arthur Spencer Capital.
Spencer, pictured here
alongside children Bradley
and Jennifer was invited
Thank you so much.
I can't tell you what
it means to accept
I am such a fan of this.
You're very sexy when you're nervous.
And this week? Smokin' hot.
Who says I'm nervous?
Hey, if I want Arthur on my side,
I need to blow the board away tonight.
My father is on your side.
If he wasn't,
he wouldn't have approved
of us getting married.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
He knows that.
Everyone knows that.
Yeah, but right now,
he's okay with me because he adores you.
I want him to approve of me for me.
I know he can be hard to read, but
Look, Bradley and some of the guys
are about to surprise you with drinks.
I have to jump on a call,
but Dad will be here too.
He will? Right here?
They'll probably show up
in about five minutes.
Just talk to him, okay?
You'll see.
He's on your side.
Well. Great minds think alike, huh?
Oh, that reminds me.
I think there's an
opportunity for you
Hey, Arthur.
Steve.
Um, we'll pick this up.
Got that smoker we were talking about.
He won't shut up about it.
Excuse me, can I help you?
Uh, I think I have wrong office?
Um, yeah.
Hey babe.
We're doing shots.
What's up with her,
someone mess up her tip?
Really?
Between two Asians,
we couldn't get the math right?
Yeah, it was touch and go there,
until I broke out the abacus, huh?
I got some 25-year-old scotch in my car.
Give me a sec,
we'll do some real shots, huh?
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
Hello?
Guys?
Huh?
Guys?
Who's there?
What the hell are you?
Get away from me!
Help me! I was attacked.
Where the hell did
he was right here, okay?
He was right here!
Okay, okay.
Just 10 more minutes and
they give you the award.
Hey! I was worried I missed your thing.
You didn't tell me they're
giving out other awards.
Charles, you okay?
Yeah, yeah, um Wait, where's Mom?
She can't be alone out
here with another episode.
Mom just left the bathroom
right before me.
I'm sure she's just
Charles.
Seriously, what's wrong?
I don't know.
The garage, and I I don't know.
Hey. Chill, okay? You got this.
I know it's a big honor, but
It's more than just an honor.
Look. f I'm on the board the money,
we could get Mom better treatments.
Charles, there are no better treatments.
Crap. My award's on any minute now.
Just please find,
find Mom and get her to her seat, okay?
Can you just please do that for me?
Come on up here, Charles.
What the hell are you wearing?
Hey, hey, this is not a joke.
Whatever weird things
you and your family
want to wear at home,
when you come here,
you need to show respect!
Stay back! Stay back!
Why are you doing this, huh?! Why?
Charles?
Huh?
Mom, get back!
Mom, get away from him, please!
Please, just don't hurt her, okay?
I'll do anything you want.
Please, just don't hurt her.
Why are you doing this? Why?
No!
Charles!
Oh, my God.
Charles.
My god, you people.
It's not, I
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Please.
Please, it was just
This is me.
This is me.
It's just me.
- Got it.
Yes! Dude, you just acquired
our biggest client of the year.
Congratulations, Mr. Dimakulangan.
Very impressive.
Well, thank you muchly, Miss Spencer.
Dad had a last minute meeting.
He was seriously considering
me for that open seat.
They needed him on the Risso call.
He practically said the
board doesn't respect me,
He said the board doesn't know you.
But tomorrow,
you're accepting the Coburn Prize,
and that all changes.
- Doesn't it?
- That's right.
Got a big speech there, bud?
Kinda. I figure with the
whole board being there,
I can show them I'm not
just some random Asian.
Dude, they don't see you as Asian.
They know you're one of us.
And what exactly would be
wrong if they saw him as Asian?
Woah! Chill out.
That is not what I was saying.
Your literal words were, "they don't"
Jen, come on.
I just mean I don't want them
to think I'm some shmoe, okay?
Let's not make a big
deal about everything.
What's the problem?
Tala, the Coburn Prize goes to
the associate of the year, okay?
If I make a good impression,
I'm a shoe-in for board.
Yeah, and me and Mom will be
there to cheer you on tonight.
That's why it would be
great if you would just
You know what?
If I show up with this thing on,
they will laugh me out of the room.
It's a family heirloom,
and it means a lot to Mom.
She thinks it's bad luck if you don't
Seriously, sis. Look at this thing.
It's the literal definition of ugly.
Charles?
Where the hell is that from?
This is 5th grade career day.
My friends convinced me to
come dressed like Grandpa.
The whole class had a good laugh.
They even gave me a nice plastic
thing to cut my "white wice."
God, I hated those little snots.
Always treating you like
you were their sidekick.
Making fun of you.
It was a long time ago.
Was it?
Charles, I'm worried about you.
You're always so stressed,
and you've been killing
yourself lately to what,
impress a bunch of old white guys?
Oh, you mean my boss
and my future father-in-law?
I'm not trying to be a jerk.
You know I love you Charles.
It's just, you're never home
and Mom's only getting worse.
We never get to see you.
I'm here, Tala.
Okay?
I'm trying. I'm just,
I've been working
Your ass off for people
who don't give a
- Mom?
- Mom?
- Mom?
- Mom?
Mom?
Mom!
Mom
You remember this, right?
I was just going to tell Tala
that I was going to wear it tonight.
It's me, Mom. Charles?
I'm sorry I'm not here more, okay?
She didn't mean it.
It just takes a little bit
longer for her to calm down now.
I thought the doctor
was going to give her
something to stop it.
Charles. Nothing's stopping it.
It's just
How come whenever this happens
she never recognizes me?
Are you kidding me?
Financial News is projecting
record share highs for
Arthur Spencer Capital.
Spencer, pictured here
alongside children Bradley
and Jennifer was invited
Thank you so much.
I can't tell you what
it means to accept
I am such a fan of this.
You're very sexy when you're nervous.
And this week? Smokin' hot.
Who says I'm nervous?
Hey, if I want Arthur on my side,
I need to blow the board away tonight.
My father is on your side.
If he wasn't,
he wouldn't have approved
of us getting married.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
He knows that.
Everyone knows that.
Yeah, but right now,
he's okay with me because he adores you.
I want him to approve of me for me.
I know he can be hard to read, but
Look, Bradley and some of the guys
are about to surprise you with drinks.
I have to jump on a call,
but Dad will be here too.
He will? Right here?
They'll probably show up
in about five minutes.
Just talk to him, okay?
You'll see.
He's on your side.
Well. Great minds think alike, huh?
Oh, that reminds me.
I think there's an
opportunity for you
Hey, Arthur.
Steve.
Um, we'll pick this up.
Got that smoker we were talking about.
He won't shut up about it.
Excuse me, can I help you?
Uh, I think I have wrong office?
Um, yeah.
Hey babe.
We're doing shots.
What's up with her,
someone mess up her tip?
Really?
Between two Asians,
we couldn't get the math right?
Yeah, it was touch and go there,
until I broke out the abacus, huh?
I got some 25-year-old scotch in my car.
Give me a sec,
we'll do some real shots, huh?
Now we're talking.
Yeah.
Hello?
Guys?
Huh?
Guys?
Who's there?
What the hell are you?
Get away from me!
Help me! I was attacked.
Where the hell did
he was right here, okay?
He was right here!
Okay, okay.
Just 10 more minutes and
they give you the award.
Hey! I was worried I missed your thing.
You didn't tell me they're
giving out other awards.
Charles, you okay?
Yeah, yeah, um Wait, where's Mom?
She can't be alone out
here with another episode.
Mom just left the bathroom
right before me.
I'm sure she's just
Charles.
Seriously, what's wrong?
I don't know.
The garage, and I I don't know.
Hey. Chill, okay? You got this.
I know it's a big honor, but
It's more than just an honor.
Look. f I'm on the board the money,
we could get Mom better treatments.
Charles, there are no better treatments.
Crap. My award's on any minute now.
Just please find,
find Mom and get her to her seat, okay?
Can you just please do that for me?
Come on up here, Charles.
What the hell are you wearing?
Hey, hey, this is not a joke.
Whatever weird things
you and your family
want to wear at home,
when you come here,
you need to show respect!
Stay back! Stay back!
Why are you doing this, huh?! Why?
Charles?
Huh?
Mom, get back!
Mom, get away from him, please!
Please, just don't hurt her, okay?
I'll do anything you want.
Please, just don't hurt her.
Why are you doing this? Why?
No!
Charles!
Oh, my God.
Charles.
My god, you people.
It's not, I
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Please.
Please, it was just
This is me.
This is me.
It's just me.