Upload (2020) s02e04 Episode Script

Hey.
Guys, be honest,
is it too early to decide where
we're gonna eat after this?
Arrived at destination.
Please exit the vehicle.
What about ramen?
You guys like shawarma,
or is it too spicy?
- Shut up.
- Okay.
All right.
Come on.
- What are they?
- Clones.
They're bodies of people who uploaded.
It's the same thing.
They have to regrow their
heads from stem cells, see?
They're empty until
someone downloads back in.
High-tech shit.
Why would anyone risk downloading?
I mean, didn't they
see that guy blow up?
It's the master plan of the one percent.
Spend your life pillaging
the earth, right?
And just when all that karma
catches up with you, upload.
Chill out in Lakeview for a few decades,
while the scientists clean
up your mess, and then
download, do it all over again
for the rest of time.
So
I'll get these ones.
You get those ones.
Well, you can't always
tell who they are.
They're assholes.
That's all you need to know.
Okay, s some of
them might be good guys.
You know, you can't just
- ruin their chance to
- Be parasites
with private jets who
think planting a tree
in the Amazon cancels out your crimes?
Oh, savage!
Bath time's over, bitches.
Fuck!
Come on, get up. Get up.
Guys, it's booby-trapped.
- Jesus Let's go.
- Watch out.
In a few minutes, this
room's gonna smell worse
than Ivan's apartment.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm sorry, Mr
Jake Paul?
I can't see jack squat.
Where are my goggle thingies?
God,
millennials are so lame.
It's Family Day, and the
new prototypes are here.
Okay, looks good. Just try
not to drop any more of them.
I said I was sorry.
- Congratulations.
- Oh
Don't be shy.
Baby's first month is free
with the code FAMILYDAY.
Once your free trial is over,
you'll be autocharged monthly.
Diapers and auto-nap not included.
Horizen Digital Babies may change
in appearance and personality over time.
Digital Babies are property
of Horizen Corporation.
- I want one.
- No, no.
You're just missing your family.
I'm sorry they're not coming.
Maybe your dad just felt guilty
about the whole murdering
me thing, you know?
Maybe.
Yeah, whatevs.
Meet your new brother.
- What should we call him?
- Mom.
This is so weird.
You can hang with my family today.
- Yeah?
- Sure.
Thanks, babe.
I can't wait to see them.
Everybody here's so old.
Oh, yeah. There's so
much great stuff to do,
they're gonna have the best day.
Your niece knows how
to use a gun, right?
Hmm?
- Oh, who's a baby?
- Uncle Nathan.
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
- Oh, Nevaeh. Mom.
- Hi.
- I missed you guys so much.
- Hi.
Oh, my g Look at you.
You're so tall.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Mom!
It's okay
if I call you that, right? Let's hug.
- Oh.
- Sorry for your loss, Ingrid.
Your weird and preventable loss.
You uploaded for a man
you're not even married to.
Sure. You can call me Mom.
Thanks, Mom. I'm in a better place.
You look really pretty.
That's because I just
had my tongue lengthened.
Thank you so much for noticing.
- Oh.
- Okay.
Maybe roll that thing
back up. Let's, uh,
- get this started, all
right? - Yeah. Woo-hoo!
Family Day is huge,
so make sure that your
angels get superstar results.
Got it.
How do I do that exactly?
You yell at them with simple words
because they're stupid cows,
and cows respond well to a good kicking.
Thanks.
Moo.
Is it dangerous?
Uh, no.
Uh, just looks like someone
accidentally put some plant code
into these chairs, and
now they're growing.
You've grown, too, Dylan,
since last time I saw you.
Still a kid, just 20% taller.
I told you, the full adult
update was too expensive.
Whose dick do I have to suck
to get some chest hair around here?
Dylan.
- Although we were hoping for a
- Like a
a bug finder reward thing.
Sorry, we don't do that,
but I've heard the
archery game's paying out
twice as many credits as it should.
I'm supposed to fix it, but
it might take me a while.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you. You're an angel.
Actually,
I'm Redesign and a
maintenance engineer now.
It's a promotion.
- Ready?
- Yup.
Okay.
- What side?
- Left side, left side,
left side, left side. Now.
Too easy.
To your left.
- Okay. Left, left.
- Left, way left.
- Other left. Ingrid, Ingrid.
- Left, left, left, left, left.
- Look, it's past you.
- What?
- For God's sakes.
- Mom!
Did I get it?
Other left, other left.
Ingrid, it's just gone by you.
Oh, for God's sakes.
Ingrid. Oh, my God.
You're so good at everything.
Yeah.
I thought it was your left.
You said I said your left.
Oh, hey, um, I'll be right back.
Just make sure they don't
kill each other, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Bye.
- Tinsley!
Shit.
Tins.
Where you off to in those sweet khakis?
Nathan, it's-it's me. Nora.
That's not funny, Tinsley.
I'm not joking. It's me.
I'm back.
How do I know it's really you?
I think you can tell.
Wow. Um
I can't believe I'm looking
at you, and it's actually
it's actually you.
I never thought I'd hear
from you again, Nora.
Yeah. I can tell.
God, lower.
Yeah. Ingrid, um
got me out of 2Gig, and now
we're, um
Can we go somewhere and talk? It's
It's none of my business.
You don't have to explain.
- I wanted to tell you
- But you didn't,
and it's all good.
I'm with someone, too.
Oh. That
That's great.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
He's-he's cool.
Mm.
He's so, so cool.
And he's
alive, so that's
convenient.
The best. Yeah. Ingrid
uh, she
gave up everything
and uploaded for me, so that is
Well, that was, um
surprising.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
I mean, uh, well,
sorry for your loss.
That's intense.
Well, she's an intense lady.
You know, but, uh,
it's all good, brother.
That was weird. I don't
know what that was.
- It was so weird.
- I know.
Man, you used to be cool.
What happened to you, man?
Nora, are you okay?
Look, I really got to get back to work.
Nathan?
Where's Nathan? Oh.
He's talking to his little friend.
Nancy, isn't it?
Hi. Lovely to see you again.
What a fun outfit.
I-I work in I.T. now.
I.T.?
No shit, a promotion? That's awesome.
Well, don't get too excited.
They'll probably fire me soon.
No, they won't.
Hurry up, Nathan.
We have to take Mom
to the memory parlor.
See you later, brother.
Hey. I have a surprise for you.
Meet me by the Grey Zone at noon.
Uh-oh, high noon.
We gonna have a shoot-out, cowboy?
That's right, Paco. Yeah.
Then we'll go to the saloon, you know,
spit into a metal thing
Oh, not big on westerns, huh?
Uh, no.
I, uh, believe I deserve
points for trying, though.
See you at noon, okay?
Some strange hack is
happening at the tennis courts.
Well, fix it.
Oh, I don't know how.
I'll poke some buttons, I guess.
I will handle it myself, then.
God
Another point for them. Come on, man.
They're set to Pong 1977.
Their brains are, like, 20 kilobytes.
What is going on here?
I didn't call for you. We're good.
Uh, take five, Luke.
Good morning, beautiful.
Are you the Prefera
I've heard so much about?
No, I'm Luke's angel.
God, this really is heaven.
Cute, but I've heard it before.
This is Jesse, one of my
best buds from the army.
Ma'am, Luke knew I've
always dreamed of upload,
so he used his Family Day pass on me.
This place is amazing.
We're gonna eat a bathtub of tiramisu
after our "teanis" match.
Tennis.
No. Teanis. New game.
Only way to score points is to
hit the other guy in the crotch.
Well, that's stupid.
You're the only one that can get hurt.
Jesse's balls are
safe in the real world.
Yeah, it makes me feel alive.
You want to play a round, huh?
You can be on Jesse's team.
Yeah I'm a boss now.
I don't have time to
mess around with you.
Oh, well, if you were a real boss,
you could decide how to spend your day.
Well, maybe a round or two.
Oh, you fucker. It's on.
Let's go, Jesse.
Oh, so cute.
Did you know Fendi
designed the spit-up rags
and the spit-up?
These digital babies creep me out.
Well, I think they're a
very interesting invention.
It's an opportunity for uploads
to experience the joys of parenthood.
Right, Nathan?
Uh, well, I guess if you screw them up,
it doesn't really matter, right?
Well, we wouldn't screw them up.
But they're not real babies, Ingrid.
I know that, Viv.
I know that.
You're supposed to follow her.
Am I?
Yeah. If you see me walking like that,
I am big mad.
Oh, no. We don't want Big Mad Neveah.
Don't want Big Mad Neveah.
Imagine me a dad. I can
barely take care of myself.
Everybody run. It's Big Mad Neveah!
Nice shot.
No. No, no, no, no, no. Foot fault.
- Second serve.
- Fine.
Whoa!
Nice shot there.
Goddamn it.
I am furious at Nathan.
Hm, I notice you often
express your feelings as anger,
but maybe you're really lonely and sad.
Fuck you, Helen.
I have a right to be pissed off.
I am so clearly committed
to this relationship,
but Nathan won't even
consider a digital baby.
Ingrid Kannerman wants to be a mom.
Let's look closely at the
root of this baby desire.
Perhaps you want something of your own
because you worry that you're unlovable.
Why do you always think
I'm worried I'm unlovable?
I am so much more lovable than
than you will ever be.
I mean, what I really worry about
is how bad of a therapist you are.
And so then Shona told Brody
she's sick of him being rude to her,
and that he's not as
funny as he thinks he is.
Ooh, go off, Shona. I'm
so proud of that girl.
She really learned to love herself.
Hey, that's Ingrid's dad. Right?
Wait, what? Are you sure it was him?
Yeah, I remember him from
my sleepover dinner party.
What is he doing here?
I'm sure there's some
reasonable explanation.
He's here to surprise Ingrid?
- No chance.
- The grandmother?
Maybe. Y-You guys head
to the memory parlor.
- I'll meet you there, okay?
- Okay.
- I'll see you in a minute.
- Nevaeh.
So, the bottle auto-refills
after every use.
You can pay as you go
Hey, Nathan. It's Tinsley.
- Oh, hey.
- Yeah.
I got my own avatar, based on me.
Look at you. Great. Uh, oh, uh
Sorry. Excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Is
there somewhere we can go
and talk real quick, in private?
Kannerman is here, in Lakeview.
Well, it's Family Day.
That family hates each other.
What if he's using it as a
cover to meet with someone else?
- You could always ask Ingrid.
- I I did, okay?
She doesn't know anything
about who's behind my murder.
- I think it might be the Ludds.
- That's impossible.
Why? I mean, th-they attacked Freeyond.
They-they are against
digital afterlife.
What if they used Kannerman to
get my code, then had me killed?
Look, I'm telling you,
it's not the Ludds.
- How can you be so sure?
- Because
The guy I'm dating,
Matteo, he's a Ludd.
What? Nora, how could you be so naive?
The Ludds are crazy.
The Ludds are not crazy.
They sacrifice a lot
for what they believe in.
You know, maybe that's
just not something
you can relate to anymore.
I'm just trying to protect you
- Well, I'm good.
- From
Really.
I trust Matteo.
- Okay.
- He's never lied to me.
Look, I got to go.
If I find out anything about
Kannerman, I'll text you.
- Morning.
- Morning.
Hi.
It's me. It worked.
- Hey, nice to see you.
- Oh.
I-I'm sorry.
I-I-I just, I can't kiss
this face. It's just
- Oh, God. Yeah. Blegh. Gross.
- wrong.
Totally get it.
So, what's my big surprise?
Yes.
- This.
- Thank you so much.
Oh, it's a free diaper bag.
No, close. It's a hyperworm.
We are going to fuck up Family Day.
All you need to do is
leave it in the lobby,
near the concierge desk.
Matteo, what about all the people?
Horizen's the enemy, not not them.
They're safe at home in
VR suits. You know that.
Okay, not the uploads.
It's debatable, you
consider them people.
This is going to make a big splash.
The AI system will be infected
with our propaganda
message. It's all worked out.
Right.
- Look, I know, but
- L Look.
If you want to pursue justice, sometimes
you have to make a few rich
people uncomfortable, okay?
Ow. You're gonna Ah!
What what is
Hang on.
Come on.
In my own house? Get off him.
I want to clean him up. He's a real man.
I'm not encouraging her
It. I'm not encouraging
You know, your dad and Pastor Rob
don't think you can do this.
Your dad thinks you're too kindhearted,
and Pastor Rob thinks you're soft.
Okay, I'm not soft.
I know. I know you're
committed to changing things.
Well, this is how you do it.
Okay? You're the only one
here who could pull this off.
I know you won't disappoint us
'cause I believe in you, Nora.
Oh, give her to me.
Oh. Oopsy-doops. Sorry,
Miss Kannerman, I didn't
"I'm sorry, Miss Kannerman,
I didn't see you there."
Just watch where I'm going.
Okay?
Stop staring at me,
you useless,
pre-programmed sack of shit.
Oh Hey.
You will become human
before that woman ever does.
And there,
dangling from the door handle,
was a bloody hook!
"Attack of the Hook Man."
Okay, I totally forgot about this.
I can't believe I thought it was okay
to tell a six-year-old that story.
What a dummy.
Why? I liked it.
You were terrified.
- No way.
- Mom?
Oh, your mother was furious with us.
You slept with the lights
on for an entire week.
No, no, that does not sound like me.
We are the Ludds. Save your souls.
Abolish Lakeview. Delete the rich.
You are under attack by the Ludd army.
Revolution has come to Horizen.
We are the Ludds.
Take that!
Revolution has come to Horizen.
Revolution
has come to Horizen.
- The fuck?
- Abolish Lakeview.
Delete the rich.
- Huh?
- The revolution
Hey, something's going down.
- You think?
- The revolution
I can't believe I wasted my
day playing your dumb game.
to Horizen!
Delete the rich.
Oh, you were such a cutie.
What happened?
Oh, Nathan.
- What is going on?
- I don't know.
This has never happened
before. Okay, um
You guys better go.
- What about you?
- Oh, I'm fine.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
I want to hear more about
that Brody and Shona drama.
I love you.
About that digital baby thing,
maybe it's not such a bad idea?
Mom, no. I'm I'm a fun uncle, okay?
But I'm selfish, I'm immature,
- I lie
- No, Nathan, you are not
the man you used to be,
and the guy you were
wasn't so bad, either.
Okay. Go. Go, go, go, go.
Bye.
We're doing our best.
Everyone, stay calm.
You're gonna be okay.
Angels will be on their way to help you.
My team is working on the problem.
Save your souls.
Abolish Lakeview. Delete the rich.
I got this. I got this!
I-It'll be okay.
How is it replicating so fast?
Hey, guys I I think it's the, uh
Shh. New girl, we're trying to think.
Oh, hey, it's working.
- I did it.
- No.
I did.
Uh, the virus was replicating
inside the AI guys, so
now that I've shut them down,
we should be able to
clean up everything else.
How did you work that out so fast?
I
I don't know.
Lucky guess.
Where's the motherfucker
that fucked up my day?
Helping some kids who were
freaked out by the virus.
Helping? Or making it worse?
That man is a hazard.
You know, Luke was
my commanding officer,
and he was exceptional.
- What?
- Iran
was the first war
with autonomous drones,
so it was intense,
but Luke never showed the stress.
He kept morale high
when things were rough.
Always figured out ways to
make us smile or help us out.
That's what got a lot of us home.
I'm having a hard time processing this.
We're talking about the same Luke?
Thanks for today. It was a pleasure.
Now I know why Luke says all
those nice things about you.
Wait.
Luke says nice things?
About me?
What nice things?
Well, don't leave me hanging.
10,500.
Of course, Miss Kannerman.
I hope you and Mr. Brown
had a magnificent day.
- Would you like to
- Shut up.
I don't need a running commentary.
Ma'am?
I try so hard, and nothing works.
Yeah, I'm spectacularly beautiful;
Nathan doesn't seem to care.
He's he's only in love
with me when I'm not me,
and I try to be good to his mom,
but she hates me,
and he takes her side, and
I think that we're meant
to be together for eternity,
but it is taking
forever to get him there.
I'm
I'm lovable, right?
Yes.
Miss Kannerman, I love you.
Hmm.
Well, this is your floor.
Jesus Christ.
No.
Thank you.
Guys, it's-it's not really a big deal.
Hey, babe.
You okay? I was worried about you.
Did you get hit by a
glitch or something?
I saw a man stuck halfway inside a wall.
Yikes.
Yeah. And then I heard that floor 11,111
just disappeared.
God
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I bet.
You know, um,
I was thinking,
nothing's certain in this life,
even here, and, um,
maybe you aren't crazy
for wanting a digital baby.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Aw, babe.
You know, I think we would
make a really cute kid.
- Yeah.
- With my face
and your hair Well, your abs.
- Mm-hmm.
- And our hair.
- And, um
- Yeah. Someday.
Someday soon.
- Someday.
- Soon.
Mm, someday.
Someday soon, someday soon.
Mm My goodness. Um
Wh Is the new tongue too long?
Uh
Just just a little.
Damn it.