Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s02e06 Episode Script

We know Adam Gentle laundered money
for a number of different
criminal enterprises.
Before he was killed, Adam implied
that there was a new alliance.
The Coyotes.
It sounds more like a conspiracy theory.
I found something in Adam's file.
Okay, can you look up
Will French, please?
I wasn't completely
honest with you earlier.
That night that cop got shot,
some guy paid me 200 to
set off some fireworks
- by that ShotTipper thingy.
- Look like him?
This is Will French, Park
Bench Real Estate mogul.
He owns an empty house in
Port Credit where we found
the remnants of a
possible Coyote drug lab.
So, this little piece of
pink rubber that you found
Cocaine?
This guy I know, Tobin,
he just gets me to move stuff,
like, pick up and deliver stuff.
Are you gonna tell me why you
graced Toronto
- with your presence?
- I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant. Think you
owe me 100 bucks, Kelly.
You always said you'd be
the first one to be pregnant.
Come on. No, no!
I put them on the hook.
I always put my keys on the hook.
Not always. Remember that time
you found them in your rubber boots?
- Oh, thank you.
- Ah.
Apparently, I need to be careful today.
- Careful of what?
- Who knows?
Pot holes, falling pianos,
getting my heart broken.
Oh, yeah.
You, on the other hand, let's see
"Trust in the universe, Scorpio.
Today's Sun in Saturn
will reveal the truth
and make your path easy to follow."
And your path leads right back to bed
with a handsome and devoted
partner from your past.
Nice try.
Ah, interesting.
You may have trouble keeping
track of minutiae today,
but when in doubt, check the freezer.
Check the freezer? What does that mean?
Okay. Len, if you
know where my keys are,
please tell me.
Babe. I'm telling you
what the stars say.
- Fine.
- Hmm.
What the
Oh, no, Len, that's not funny.
- Get up, please.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
Open it.
It's my grandma's. She
always wanted you to have it.
Kelly Marie Duff,
- I know this may seem fast
- And impulsive!
And insane, but
Len, what happened to
us taking things slow?
We don't have time to waste.
We'll buy a house, we'll have the kids.
What are we waiting for?
This was always our plan.
- Yeah, but
- Look, look.
I have loved you for
five years straight,
and that has never changed.
I've changed, a lot.
Thank God, but that
part of me never did.
Okay. Can you please just get up?
Please, you look crazy.
Ow, ow.
- You need a carpet.
- I know.
Kelly, seriously.
We're good together. I know
we've been through a lot, but
Let's dive in, let's do
it. Let's get married.
Oh, no
Mmm. This is nice, I like that.
But I'm sensing
- Ow.
- a little ambivalence.
Yeah, Len, I'm just
- Len
- It's fine.
Okay? I get it.
Take your time. I'm not going anywhere.
All right?
I'll just take this.
We'll put this right here.
- Okay.
- So you don't forget.
Yo, I need a job.
Hey, how does one go about
getting one of those, Barb?
A legal, real job?
Or, you know, a real,
legal job. I'm not picky.
You ready to go clean, Jack?
I think so.
Well, trust me, if I
can do it, you can do it.
It's not easy, but it's way better.
- Hey.
- Hey!
Ask Shanika for help.
What's your new gig again?
Oh, it's It's at a coffee shop.
Bean. Bags.
- Bean Bags, over on Dundas.
- Bean Bags, oh, that's funny.
I haven't heard of
that one. Must be new.
- Hey, what's in the suitcase?
- Change of clothes.
Being around coffee
all day makes you smell.
Listen, put in a good word for Jack.
Maybe she can get some shifts.
I offered, but she said no.
Oh! Too square for you,
the service industry? Too good-girl?
I'm trying to be good.
Good girls are boring.
Better safe than sorry.
Have a good day at work.
Here we go.
Okay, before we go in, can
I can I just see, please?
Please, just give your mother a gift.
Amazing.
- Okay, quit it.
- No, it's true.
I wish they had PEPY when I was a kid.
This is the dorkiest thing
that's ever happened to me.
Well, I think you're
baller. No? Balling.
Is that what you say? You say "balls"?
- How do you use it?
- You don't.
So, 40 hours of this,
and then you're gonna pay
for my university and everything?
Yeah, if you don't get
kicked out or embarrass me.
- That wasn't part of the terms.
- It was a given!
Now, listen, I had to pull
strings to get you in here
on such short notice. Okay? So be good.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Have fun.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who's in charge here?
I just put them on this morning.
I need to find it before I'm
stuck babysitting all day.
You're not babysitting.
PEPY's an important program.
Easy for you to say, you're
not the one who's been
sidelined to teach teenagers.
Hey. You'll get back out there soon.
You sure you lost it?
You're not stalling?
Nathan! These are really
special earrings, I
Got it!
Oh, my God. Thank you.
Ah, I thought this
earring was lost forever.
- See you tonight, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Good morning, Kelly.
Oh, hey.
That could be it. Hey, we just got word.
Will French sold the Port Credit house
where the drugs were being converted.
- Damn. That fast?
- Doesn't matter,
that location was dead anyway.
We had surveillance on it for weeks.
Nobody ever saw another drop.
Any idea where they're
processing the drugs now?
Not yet. We looked
into his new properties,
his businesses, even his vehicle leases.
No suspicious activity.
Guy's clean as a whistle.
No one's that clean.
What about family, any
skeletons in the closet?
We couldn't find much
about him before 2015.
Except we do know that he's the guardian
of his younger sister, Adeline.
But check this out,
he's her conservator.
- Like Britney Spears?
- Yeah, exactly.
Turns out Adeline liked
to party a little too much,
couldn't take care of herself.
So now, Will French controls
everything that she does.
- Is she his weak spot?
- I've been working him.
He's tightlipped and
protective of her. So, possibly.
Is he beginning to trust you?
He thinks I'm a doctor with shade,
but he hasn't spilled anything yet.
I know he's been divorced
a couple of times.
He's been married three
times in the last five years.
Can you imagine that?
I think he likes getting married
more than he likes being married.
I'm an idiot. I mean,
it makes me feel better
- about my one failed marriage.
- And my one failed marriage!
- Up top.
- Yes!
Okay, can you guys stop
saying that word, please?
- Which one? Marriage?
- Yes. The more times
you say it, it just
starts sounding funny.
Let me try. Marriage,
marriage, marriage
- Marr-iage
- Mirage! Mirage!
You're right.
That does sound weird.
Stop!
Okay
We also talked to all of his exes,
each one hates him more than the last.
Although none of them knew
anything criminal about Will.
If we learned anything
from them, it's like,
- don't get married!
- Don't do it!
Hey, guys.
So stupid!
Can we get back to business, please?
All right, now, if we're gonna
find out why Will paid Dane
to set off the ShotTipper,
we need to get closer to him,
for real. Find out
who's calling the shots,
who he's taking orders from.
But how? We have nothing.
I didn't think I would ever say this,
but here I am, and here I go.
The Green Team have done us proud today.
Yeah, exactly. I'm not
kidding, even in the slightest.
In a city where weed is legal,
they have managed to
seek out and apprehend
a major haul and a ring of drug dealers.
Meanwhile, you, four of
our best and brightest,
are languishing in this stagnant room,
doing nothing to stop the Coyotes
from importing cartel cocaine
and preying on our witnesses.
Oh, wow. That was a very
eloquent speech, sir,
but until recently,
you didn't even believe
the Coyotes existed.
- Well, until recently,
you hadn't proved they existed.
Okay. Either way,
what does the Green bust have to do with our case?
Your suitcases.
A bunch of them, at the
bus station right now,
they can't keep the dogs off of them.
- Right here?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow. What do you know!
The same stuff you found in Port Credit.
Yeah. Now we know how
the Pandilla Quince
were bringing the suitcases in.
- Yeah.
- So this is good, right?
- We helped your case?
- Well, it would've been better
if you called before you
sequestered the luggage.
A drug bust pretty much
ensures the Pandilla Quince
won't use this route again.
Yeah, and now, we'll never know
who was supposed to pick
up the suitcases. So
Way to make your mark,
- Chatty-P.
- It's not my fault!
This dog has a yen for coke.
Why were you looking for marijuana?
Yeah. You guys know
it's legal now, right?
It might be legal here,
but it's still illegal to export it.
- Yeah.
- We got a tip about a ring
of rogue bus drivers picking up
green from grow-ops in Barrie.
And get this. Every delivery
has coincided with a Phish concert.
- I figured that part out.
- People still listen to Phish?
- What's Phish?
- It's a white people thing.
Oh.
It's an odd coincidence. We
needed to find more on Will,
we find those suitcases.
I think it's a sign.
A pretty clear sign, actually.
Hold up. What are you
guys talking about?
Uh, you know, when you ask
for a sign from the universe,
- and it occasionally speaks back?
- Okay, Home Sense.
"Dream Big, Dream Often."
"Mommy Needs Wine To Focus."
- "It's Better At the Beach "
- No.
It's the sign we were looking for.
Right. Because we just
busted Will's route,
he'll be looking for another one.
I think it may be time for Dr. Griffin
to introduce Will to my
old friend Scarborough Stu.
Yo! Scarborough Stu!
I missed that guy! Right?
He's got a fleet of trucks
ready to drive across a border, see?
And lots of room for added inventory.
But maybe just a little
bit less of that accent.
What's wrong with the accent?
Well, that's That's rude, fam.
It's real rude, fam. Not cool.
Hi.
Hey, how's the work?
You selling lots of coffee?
I dropped a suitcase off
like I was supposed to.
But when I went to the bus
station to do another pick-up,
the cops were there. So
now, the route is busted.
- So, you dodged a bullet.
- Now, they wanna break down
all the coke. Like, tonight.
So, Tobin asked me to
find some people to help.
- Don't look at me!
- Jackie, please.
- I need you.
- No!
Have you had any luck finding a job?
- No! But I'm still looking.
- Well, then, see?
Make some fast cash in the meantime.
I can't.
Fine.
I'll find some other guys.
Oh, yeah, where? Who?
Who are you gonna find?
I grew up in Marshall Court. Remember?
So, don't worry about it.
Hey, Shanika.
Be careful. Okay?
Thank you.
Salud, gentlemen.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's tasty, fam.
Yeah, fam, it is tasty.
So, Stu,
I'm guessing that you're
looking to purchase a new home.
Nah, man, I don't want a house.
Why else would you reach
out to a real estate agent?
I need to expand my business.
I got this ex. She cleaned me out.
Don't get married.
Because then, you know,
you gotta get divorced.
And divorce, it sucks.
Yeah, you telling me.
So, Stu, if you don't mind me asking
what kind of business are you in?
Import-export.
Various products. I like to
diversify as much as I can.
He's a good guy. You're a good guy.
Hustlers, the both of you.
- Figured you should meet.
- Okay.
Okay, I hear you.
So you're looking for warehouse space?
That's what I'm talking about.
For my trucks.
All right. Let's take a look at the MLS,
see if we can find
what you're looking for.
- How's business anyway?
- It's dead
Let me ask you a question.
Do you really believe in signs?
epiphanies And all
that kind of stuff?
Yeah.
No. I mean, I don't know.
I mean I'm not above taking
advice from my horoscope.
- Really?
- Yeah, like if I'm having
a difficult time making a decision,
I'll just invite input
from the universe.
Sometimes, you just
need a sign, you know?
Like a road sign, or a neon sign,
or a smack-you-in-the-face
undeniable sign.
- Sam.
- Yes?
- Sam.
- Yes?
What are they doing?
Oh. They must be Armenian.
It's a twist on an
old wedding tradition,
the groom's family buys the dress
and they walk it over on the big day.
My college roommate married an Armenian.
And on her wedding day,
they walked the dress
over to the apartment,
and guess what happened.
Guess what happened.
- What?
- A bird shat on it.
Oh, that is a good sign.
Well, not really because they
divorced four years later.
So the poop was bad.
Don't buy that boat.
Why not?
I mean, you do whatever you want, but
Just so you know, you buy that boat,
you gotta register it.
Now, you're on Harbour Police's radar.
You want a boat, I got
access to a pretty sweet one.
I could let you use my
services, for a reasonable price.
I mean, I got cargo coming
back and forth all the time
and I got somebody who looks
the other way when I come in.
I'll tell you what. I'll
take you on the boat.
I'll take you on the
boat, you check it out,
you see for yourself.
Interesting.
How's Saturday?
Saturday's perfect.
I guess we've gotta
find a boat by tomorrow.
And teach Naz how to drive it.
I thought the plan was
for Naz to offer trucks?
Uh, he had to improvise
and he dangled a different carrot.
And by carrot, she means a boat.
Do you have any idea
where we could get one?
Actually, yes. What are we thinking?
Dinghy? Pontoon? Catamaran?
I'm an experienced yachtsman.
I spent every summer out on the island,
- down at the old RCYC.
- Oh, my God!
Really? Experienced
seawoman, right here.
My uncle Travis, he was a keen mariner,
he taught me everything that I
A motorized yacht, ideally.
I love this. I'm gonna make some calls,
find a willing vessel.
Ah, is Naz an able seaman?
It's funny, I was wondering
the same thing too.
How is Naz as a seaman?
Don't know if you've become familiar
with his seaman side, have you?
I've not met the seaman
in him yet, but I do plan
on showing him the ropes.
Hey, if you're busy, I'm happy
to throw my hat in the ring,
take him out, give him a few pointers.
Oh, no. That's okay,
sir, I can handle it.
- I really don't mind.
- I'm sure you have much more
important things to do, sir.
It's true, I do.
Okay, well
- Fair winds.
- Following seas.
Yes!
Oh, gosh. Are you okay?
I just almost threw up in my mouth.
All that intergenerational wealth
- makes me a little nauseous.
- Okay.
That's what I like to see.
Your mom would be so proud.
Yo!
You don't like my art?
Wouldn't exactly call it art.
I'm just kidding. This is not mine.
So, you work with these cops?
Uh
Sort of.
Trust me, I'm not a cop though.
Right.
Mine's over here. I could show you.
I, uh ran out of red paint.
I'm supposed to picking
up more paint on payday.
I babysit a few kids in
the area a few times a week.
I tell you, man, I earn every penny.
It's really cool.
- It's good stuff.
- Thanks, man.
So, are you gonna wash this off too?
No.
No, I'd rather help you finish it.
Hey, Shanika! What's popping?
Come on, guys. I got a gig, listen up.
I need your help.
It's easy money, the guys
will tell you what to do.
And if you work tonight,
you can probably make like,
five bills each.
- For real?
- Yo, hey.
No, we can't do that here.
Five bills in a night,
yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Bro, no. You haven't
been to prison. I have.
And if I couldn't handle
it, you certainly can't.
Shanika, are you dumb?
Don't bring trouble around
here, we got enough going on.
- But, it's only
- No!
Why are you always
thinking about a quick bag?
Can we just chill out?
And make some art?
Come on.
Is Jackie gonna be there?
If I say yes, will you come with me?
No.
What?
You've just been silent this whole time.
Oh
Seems like something's on your mind.
Mmm.
You okay?
Sure, yeah.
You okay?
Yeah, I have no complaints.
Stop dodging bullets.
What's up?
Oh just thinking.
Okay, here's a question. Um
Are you happy, happy?
Well, happiness ebbs and flows.
You're good?
Yeah. Sure.
Okay
That's what you wanted to know?
Uh
Okay, let me ask you this.
Uh, how do you know
when you're making the right choice?
You don't always, not at first.
First night after I bought my house,
I nearly threw up with buyer's remorse.
Turns out the bad feeling
didn't mean it was a bad decision.
Sometimes, pulling the
trigger is the hard part.
You in or you out?
Either way, making a choice
is better than sitting
around debating it.
DS Greene. Such a pleasure!
Officer Park.
Thank you, my friend.
This boat was confiscated
a couple months ago,
I think it's going to
meet your needs perfectly.
Oh yeah.
So, how'd the owner lose it?
Fishing without a license?
No. Public indecency.
He was filming orgies on the lake.
Oh
Hey, babe. I was just
thinking about you.
Oh, funny, 'cause I
was thinking about you.
All good things, I hope.
Mostly, yeah.
I was thinking I could pick
up some sushi for dinner,
maybe from that place on Fourth.
We can continue our conversation.
Uh, you know, I'm working late.
But I'll call you as soon as I'm off.
Okay. Love you.
I, uh
love you too.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Okay, here are all the details on the boat.
- You text Will?
Yeah, told him to meet
me at Bride's Waves,
Slot 81, tomorrow midday.
We're putting cameras on the deck,
one in the cabin just to be safe.
- Cool.
- Okay, landlubbers,
we got 18 hours to turn this
first mate into a captain!
- Aye-aye, matey!
- That's good.
Look, at Skipper and her deck hand.
Good luck, keep us posted.
Thank you, sir. Let's go.
- Hey, Greene.
- Yeah.
Just wanted to say thanks.
Gabrielle told me you found her earring.
Paid a pretty penny
for those puppies, so
I would have been sad if she lost one.
You're a good catch, man.
Can't blame her for moving on from me.
- Here it is.
- Oh, okay.
Gotta say, it was a little
bigger than I was expecting.
It's gonna be fine. A boat
like this is kinda like a plane.
The only tricky part is the
take-off and the landing,
but you know, once you're out there,
instinct's just gonna take over.
Come on, I'll show ya.
Okay, so just remember,
when you're leaving the dock,
you don't need to touch
the steering wheel.
I just use my transmission, right?
Yeah, that's right. So,
there's three engines,
each with its own transmission and
throttle, and they're right here,
so it's forward, it's
neutral, and it's reverse.
Okay, so forward,
neutral, and then reverse?
Yep, that's
- Good.
- Really good.
Um, okay, these are your blowers.
That's my blower?
- Yeah.
- Good, good, good.
- Just making sure.
- Yeah, and just remember that you have to, um
turn those on before
you turn on the engine.
- How come?
- To exhaust the fumes.
- Yeah. Gotta exhaust the fumes.
- Yeah.
Behind me is the bow-thruster.
- A what, sorry?
- You heard me.
Oh, wait. What about the
cameras that Kelly planted?
I already unplugged them.
Woo!
Hey, Tobin.
I thought you were bringing friends?
I didn't find anyone. Everyone was busy.
You said it wasn't
going to be a problem.
I didn't think it would be, but
But I don't like it when
people overpromise, Shan.
I'll find people.
I just need another day.
I'm sorry.
Really.
It's all good.
As long as you're sorry.
Wow, that was, uh
You were, that was really, yes, nice.
It was really nice, wasn't it?
Yeah! Surprisingly, pretty smooth too.
It was pretty good. I
mean, except when you got
your foot stuck in that
seat cushion thing
I mean, I feel like that
was just for a second,
not really worth mentioning.
I don't think it goes into
the whole story, you know?
Hey, do you think the fact
that it took us so long to
get here means something?
I think it means that
maybe it was worth the wait.
I don't know, Sam, I mean,
it's different, right?
Like, dating at our age,
you don't have to be in
such a rush about it all.
It's true. But you know
what, if you did want to rush
to do it again, I wouldn't say no.
Okay, yeah. Up here?
- What do you think?
- Hey, Stu!
Oh, my God, get down.
- You there? It's Will.
- I'm going.
Go, go, go! Hey, man!
Why are you a day early, bro?
Why aren't you wearing pants?
Oh nah, I was taking a bit
of a disco nap, you know?
Kinda won't get creased.
All right. Hey, look.
Something came up for tomorrow,
we need to talk about this now.
Yeah. Cool.
Hey. How was Nerd Squad?
Like summer camp meets
community service.
For the record
I think you're more than
ready to get back to work.
Thanks for not treating me like a baby.
And for everything else.
PEPY aside, I'm really glad to be back.
My health, work, Nathan
I just feel really lucky, I guess.
Yes, you are.
- Anyway, have a good night.
- Yeah, bye.
Um Hey, Len, it's me.
Just finishing up work.
I was thinking maybe that we
could meet back at my place
in about an hour or so.
Um We need to talk.
Okay.
So, how often do you
get it out on the water?
Oh, a couple times a week.
You know, for business.
Not for personal use?
See, I did some digging
on the Bride's Wave, and
Seems like some good times
were had on this boat.
You're talking about the orgy stuff.
Listen, I hosed the whole
thing down. Trust me, okay?
I still would not to take a blacklight
to some of these couches though, okay?
No, it's just, my point is
this boat that you have access to,
it's supposedly discreet, off the radar,
this boat was confiscated by
the police a few months ago
Where's my phone?
- That got me wondering
- Where's my phone?
Where's my phone?
Why would you use a boat that
was confiscated by the cops?
Are you a cop?
You gotta be kidding me with that.
Am I a cop? Of course I'm not a cop.
That doesn't mean I don't know cops.
I got a friend at impound.
- A cop friend?
- A friend friend.
I told you, I got people
who bend the rules for me,
that's how I get stuff in.
It's how I get things done.
But if you don't trust me,
maybe you should just get
the hell off of my Wave.
I have to do my due diligence,
it's just the thing is,
not many of my friends
have heard of you.
Good! What are you talking about here?
It's a popularity contest?
Or is this a business deal?
Hey! Will told me he
was getting a new boat,
I hope I'm not too late to christen it.
It's not a party, it's
a business meeting.
Either way, I'm not a dog.
You just left me in the car like a dog.
This is your wife?
I'm his sister. Adeline.
He broke up with Trina, which is why
he's not wearing any socks, it's
so weird he doesn't own his own.
You own your own socks, right?
Yeah, I do.
Like a grown up man.
I just had deja major deja vu.
I've been on this boat. Yeah, Will!
I did Kiki on this boat.
Well, Kiki, and Margot, and
Larry, and George, and
Okay, enough.
So, do you want to party, or what?
- No.
- Okay.
You do your thing, don't mind me.
Do you have one already open?
Oh, no, I don't like that one.
Harbour Police, what's your emergency?
What was that?
That's a scanner.
I keep it on the police channel.
Make sure nothing's incoming.
I'd say he's smart. The man
thinks ahead, I like that.
If you stay ready, you
don't have to get ready!
I hear that, brother. Your
father sounds like a wise man.
Yes.
Hey. Hello to you too.
Where have you been?
Okay, what's up, bro?
Shanika, Shanika!
What happened?!
I had to tell Tobin I
couldn't find anyone.
So what, he jumped you?
Did he jump you? That
He had some girls do
it. Teach me a lesson.
A Coyote never breaks their word.
Sweetie
Sweetie, honey, sweetie,
you have got to stay
away from this stuff.
No, you need to help me.
They're not gonna let me out that easy.
I need you to do this for me, okay?
Oh, there you are!
Oh, you look great!
I mean, not that you don't
usually look good, you do.
Uh, I'm sorry, is
this sexual harassment?
- What do you want, Breann?
- Okay, um,
this is gonna sound weird,
but we got a message for you
from the Harbour Police
on the radio, and get this,
- it's in Morse Code.
- What?
"So, will you be my bride? Wait."
Is this a joke? Did
Len put you up to this?
Len who? Um, no.
I tried to decipher
it myself, but, um
Oh, wait, hang on a second.
I I got a couple letters
wrong. Okay, this is this,
and this is this Hmm
It actually says, um
"SOS, Will is on the Bride's Wave."
- Sam, geez. Good work, Breann.
- Oh, thank you.
Also, I just want to
say I'm really sorry
about the suitcase thing earlier. Hmm
God, it feels like
we've been here forever.
Do you mind if I go
inside? Memories, you know?
You know what, I'd rather you didn't.
It's a big old mess down there.
I just want to see if it
still has the padded ceilings.
Yeah, like you could remember that.
It's the kind of thing you don't forget.
You wouldn't know, 'cause
you're never invited.
Like I would want to be invited!
Okay, guys, let's just
chill out for a second.
How about how about some more
champagne, huh? Let's have a toast.
I'm Stu, by the way, we
didn't officially meet.
Do people ever call you "Stert"?
'Cause I would. That one's my favourite.
- They're all your favourite.
- Shut up, Debbie
Downer.
Yeah, I think you've had enough.
You're wrong. So, tell
me about yourself, Stert.
What kind of business are you in?
- Import-export.
- Mmm
- That code for a drug dealer?
- Adeline!
- What?
- No, I bring stuff
across the border in
trucks, and cars, and boats.
So yes, then. That's very sexual.
It's dangerous.
- Are you a tough guy?
- Am I a tough guy?
Sure, I'm a tough guy.
You know, my mom used to say
about guys who said
that they were tough,
"Barking dogs seldom bite."
That's what she said.
And you remember the
Security of War slogan?
"Loose lips "
" sink ships."
Just don't say anything
in front of this one.
You just think I'm
gonna blab everything.
Yeah, because you do, Addie.
Okay, wait, can you give me
those back? They're, like, $700.
You spent $700 on flip-flops?
Oh, my God. You're so uptight!
I'm uptight? I'm done.
- Come on.
- No.
I'm staying with Stert.
Fine, fine, I will call you a car.
Let's just see if you can remember
how to get back to the street.
Adeline, you
And you! She's your problem now.
Take it easy, buddy.
Will, wait. We can work this out, bro.
- No, you guys have fun
- Oh, yeah.
I remember this place.
Trust me, the last thing
she needs is another drink.
Hey, can I use your bathroom?
Okay? Because I am done.
What the hell is all this? Who are you?
Stu, who the hell is this
guy? What did we say about ?
Oh wow, so now you got
two strangers in here, huh?
Good evening, Officer.
- You're gorgeous.
- I'm taken.
- How taken?
- Very.
Like, I'm about to go for
sushi with my boyfriend
who proposed to me this
morning. I'm taken, so back off.
Congratulations! How
did he pop the question?
He put the ring in the freezer.
Is there anything else you need to know?
- Everything.
- Stu!
I need to talk to you in private, now!
Yeah.
I'll be with you in a sec,
Will, give me a second.
What part of "private" don't you get?
What the hell are you doing here?
Saving you, just roll with it.
I don't want people seeing
me, that was part of our plan.
That's why I do things for you.
You understand?
So who the hell are these people?!
I met them on the island,
they needed a water taxi.
Oh, you met 'em on the island,
they needed a water taxi!
You running a water taxi business now?
Look, they're not even from
here, okay? You're safe!
I love you.
Fine. We'll pick this up tomorrow.
But you are coming to me.
Well, sorry about that.
All right, you were early, she was late.
- Who was that?
- I didn't tell her who you were,
so I'm sure as hell not
gonna tell you who she is.
Like I said, I got friends, Will.
Well, then why didn't
you ask her to stay?
We could've had more drinks.
And FYI,
I would never take a water taxi!
Okay! Okay.
Someone's been over-served.
Let's get you home.
Okay!
I'll call you tomorrow when
Train-Wreck's sleeping it off, okay?
You did good.
Oh, there's a caterpillar!
Hey.
I just would like to
thank you again for tonight,
that was amazing.
You kept Will's ridiculous sister
from finding me and you
cemented Naz's play. It was
It was truly inspired.
Well, I'm inspiring.
Honestly, convincing Will
that you're like, a dirty cop,
I mean, telling Adeline
that you were engaged
so that she would leave
you alone, I mean, wow.
I thought your best undercover work
was always pulled from
the truth, but whew!
You've got quite an imagination.
Len asked me to marry him.
That's wow.
What
What did you say?
I told him I needed to think about it.
I mean, it's a big decision,
and I don't know where
to find the answers.
And, you know, I keep seeing
these signs everywhere,
you know, the wedding
dresses, the name on the boat,
it's like the universe is
shoving me towards saying yes.
I just feel like that's not
a great reason to get married.
You're the one who told me
the universe gives you signs.
Yeah, if you're trying to decide
between chocolate and vanilla cake
for your son's birthday,
not for getting married!
I mean, Duff, for that, you need
to make an informed decision.
How can you make an informed
decision about getting married?
You can't be informed about the future.
True, there is an
element of risk, but
I don't know. Go with your gut.
Did you want to say yes?
Yes. I wanted to say yes.
I want the kids, I want the house.
Technically, you can have
all those things on your own.
But I don't want it on
my own! I want a family!
I wanted that with Len before,
so I don't see why I can't have it now.
I mean, yes, we had
our issues in the past,
but they seem to have
sorted themselves out.
What are you doing?
We are going to figure
this out together.
Okay, so you have a pretty big
reason to say yes. Why say no?
Pff, lifelong unhappiness.
That's what divorce is for. Next.
- Okay, he relapses.
- Likelihood?
You know, he's pretty
solid, it's been two years,
- so actually, don't write that.
- Okay, so what else?
- We stop having fun together?
- Right.
No, actually, no, stop. That's
never been a problem of ours.
- Okay, what else?
- I don't know.
Well, Nathan's off the
table, so you can't say that.
Okay, so just, what if
Nathan was on the table?
Would you choose him over Len?
- He's not on the table.
No, I'm just saying that
Nathan is a really good guy.
Like, he is so good he could win awards.
If you think that you
two still have a chance,
maybe you guys should just hold off.
- Good night, Sam.
- No wait, I was just wondering,
when you were seeing signs,
were any of those signs
pointing towards Nathan?
I mean, maybe it wasn't obvious.
Maybe it was like a real
signifier of meaning.
Duff?
I'm just saying, it would've been nice
for me to know. That's all, that's it.
I will never do that again, okay?
I don't want to fight, please.
I don't want to fight either.
- Sam!
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What if I told you
I wanted to get married
because I saw four drunk girls
holding up a wedding
dress in the street?
I would say, that is a sign
you should not get married.
- I completely agree.
- Why, are we
- Are we getting married?
- Oh no, no, God no.
Although, I'd enjoy
seeing your seaman side.
- Not bad, huh?
- Yeah, it was pretty good.
Thank you so much. Hey,
let me ask you something.
What do you think, your
place of mine, tonight?
Well, it's just that my place
has a teenage son and a mom.
Right, well I have a
single bed in mine, so
Wow, that's a really good
excuse to get close to you.
- Really?!
- Yeah!
You don't need an excuse.
- What time is it?
- Almost ten.
Sorry I'm late, some work stuff
came up, it was an emergency.
It's all good.
You're here now.
God, I could sure use a drink.
Oh, sorry. You don't mind, do you?
I just figured we could eat and
Kell.
You left me a message hours
ago saying you wanted to talk.
You know damn well I'm
not gonna be able to eat.
My stomach is doing flips.
I had a damn stress nap.
I haven't done that since college.
- Yes.
- Yes?
Yes. I'll marry you.
Look, I'm tired of waiting
for my life to happen,
so let's just do the damn
thing and put a ring on it.
You know if this doesn't fit,
I'm gonna read into it, right?
Oh, don't worry. So will I.
Wow