The Incredible Hulk (1996) s02e07 Episode Script
The Lost Village
1
Tong. I Have What You Want.
Where Is It?
Payment First.
Pleasure Doing Business
With You.
Finally, We
Have Been Reunited.
And Now, I Can Find
My Way Home.
He Has It, Lord Scimitar.
Oh, Yes. I Can See It.
After 60 Years,
Tong Has Long Last Recovered
The Lost Medallion Of Anavrin.
Whatever It Takes,
Get It From Him.
The Medallion.
Hi-Yah.
Now.
No. I Will Guard It
With My Life.
A High Price To Pay,
But So Be It.
Hi-Yah!
[Laughing]
Oh, Bruce, I Just Love
These Little Moments Of Peace.
I Know. I Wish We Could
Make Them Last Forever.
[Whirring]
Stay Back.
[Grunting]
[Groans]
Hey.
He's Just An Old Man.
Back Off.
Heed Your Own Warning.
[Grunts]
Stay Back.
Betty. No!
♪[Theme]
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk ♪
Hulk Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk Incredible Hulk ♪
Rrraaahhh!
Betty. No!
Leave Her Alone!
Rrraaahhh!
Uh-Oh.
Garbage In
Garbage Out.
Rrraaahhh!
We Have To Get Him
To A Hospital.
Take This To The Village
Of Caraclah
And Give It
To My Brother, Tenzing.
[Growls]
[Betty Groans]
Bruce?
How Did This Happen?
That Medallion. It--
It Actually Calmed The Hulk.
Please, Tell Me
Where This Came From.
Anavrin. Anavrin.
Anavrin. Anavrin. Anavrin.
You Find Out His Name.
You Find Out
Where He Lives.
And Find That Medallion.
Yes, Lord Scimitar.
And Then, You Crush This Man.
Anavrin? I Still Think
It Sounds Like A Cure
For Headaches.
Anavrin. A Mythical
Utopian Society
Whose People Are Governed
By A Law Of One-Ness
And True Inner Peace.
Hey, A Piece Of It
Cured Mine.
And It Was Hulk-Sized.
Now, I'll Scan
The University's Database
For Any Leads.
Lord Scimitar, Someone
Has Been Accessing
Internet Search Engines
For The Subject "Anavrin."
Then I'll Trace
Those Inquiries
To Their Source.
Forget It, Tech-Heads. I Found
It The Old-Fashioned Way.
The Library Archives.
Check This.
Betty: Wow.
There's Two Of Them.
When Joined Together,
They Will Point The Way
To Anavrin.
The Place Of My Birth.
Of My Exile.
And Soon, The Place
Of My Triumphant Return.
The Old Man Said To Take
This Medallion To His Brother
In Caraclah Village.
You're Not Suggesting--
A Tibetan Shop-A-Thon?
Yeah! You Think Those Quaint
Little Street Vendors Take
American Express?
[Laughing, Chatting]
Got Something Shorter?
And Tighter?
[Sniffs]
Preferably Not Woven
Out Of Yak Hair?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm Looking For Tenzing.
You Have Found Him.
How Did--
You Know, You Look Just Like--
Yes. You Have Met
My Twin Brother Tong.
Yeah. He Told Me
To Bring You This.
Just Before He--
It Says Much
About Your Character
If Tong Entrusted This
To You.
He Said It Came
From Anavrin.
Is That True?
Yes, It Is.
This Is What We Call
A "Situation Green."
Scimitar.
Hello, My Brother.
So, This Is Where You've
Been Hiding Out.
The Medallions, Dr. Banner.
[Grunts]
Sorry. They're Not Mine
To Give.
We Have Them, My Lord.
Weakling. Don't Ever Defy Me.
Oh, You Just Pushed
The Wrong Button, Pal.
Rrraaahhh!
Big Time.
Rrraaahhh!
Huh?
Ah!
You Call That Big,
You Lummox?
This Is Big.
[Screaming]
That Must Have Been
Some Big Punch.
Kinda Like This.
Rrraaahhh!
Lummox.
[Both Growl]
Jennifer, The Hulk.
No!
[Screaming]
Oh!
For You, My Lord.
Let's Move.
[Thud]
He's Coming Through.
Loud And Clear.
Rrraaahhh!
Where Metal Man?
He's Gone, Hulk.
He Got What He Wanted
And Then Left.
But Not For Long.
He Will Be Back.
To Get These.
Why, You Old Con Man.
The Classic Switcheroo.
You Have Both Medallions?
The Real Ones?
And They Can Really
Lead Us To Anavrin?
They Can And They Will.
[Tenzing]
It Is My Home.
What?
Made In China?
They Are Fakes.
My Wretched Brother.
They'll Be On Their Way
To Anavrin.
Let's Find Them First.
And This Time, No One Survives.
So, Tenzing, For Someone Who
Supposedly Lived In Anavrin,
How Come You Need
The Medallions To Get Back?
Many Roads Appear
To Lead To Anavrin.
But Without The True Path,
A Person Will Meet
With Great Peril.
Gee, That's Comforting.
Let's Move.
We Are Not Alone.
Hi-Yah.
Rrraaahhh!
No. Scimitar.
Yes.
My Destiny Takes
Me To Anavrin, Brother.
Yours Takes You
Into An Icy Grave.
[Screaming]
Rrraaahhh!
Don't Be Bashful.
Just Hang On. We'll
Break The Fall.
[Screaming]
Ah!
[Humming]
Noisy Statue.
Oh, No. Betty. Tenzing.
Betty Hurt?
Uh-Oh.
The Welcome Wagon's Here.
Rrraaahhh!
Lighten Up, Hulk.
We're Bigger Than They Are.
Have No Fear.
We Are Friends.
Allow Us To Lead You
To Safety And Shelter.
For Lack Of A Better Offer,
Lead On.
Ooh, A Hidden Entrance.
Like You Guys
Need Your Privacy
Way Up Here.
Talk About Your Shangri-La.
Welcome To Our Valley.
I Am Tong-Zing.
The Monarch Of Anavrin.
Awaken And Arise.
Oh.
Ah.
For Bringing Tenzing
Safely Back Home,
I Give You Peace Everlasting.
[Growls]
[Gasping]
Yeah. Way To Soothe
The Savage Beast.
Inner Peace. It Is
Even Stronger Medicine
Than I Thought.
Betty.
We Made It.
Welcome Home, My Son.
It Is Good To Be
Back, Father.
But Tong Did Not Make It.
And Scimitar Is Coming.
Yes. I Know.
Greetings, Gatekeeper.
You Haven't Aged, Father.
The Years Move Slower
In Anavrin, My Son.
Dr. Banner, Are You
Enjoying Our Valley?
I've Never Been
So At Peace.
We're Very Happy Here.
I Just Hope We Haven't
Brought Trouble With Us.
Yes, Father. I Am So Sorry
That Tong And I
Failed To Keep Scimitar
From His Vengeful Quest.
His Return Was Inevitable.
As Was His Seduction
Of Machinery That Night
So Long Ago.
It Was Then That Scimitar's
Passion For Machines
And Destruction
Was Ignited.
This Obsession
Dominated His Life
And Threatened Ours.
Scimitar Demanded
My Scepter
And The Throne
That Went With It.
He Left Me No Choice
Except To Banish Him
From Anavrin Forever.
After Escorting Scimitar
To The Outside World,
The Medallions Were To Lead
My Two Sons Back Home.
But The Forces
Of Nature Intervened.
And When It Was All Over,
Scimitar Was Missing,
One Medallion Was Lost,
And My Loyal Sons
Were Separated,
With No Way Of Finding
Their Way Back To Anavrin.
He Will Again Challenge You
For Your Throne, Father.
Then I Must Again Try
And Mend His Heart.
Though I Fear It Is
Even Darker Than Before.
I Fear He No Longer Has One.
Ah. Home Sweet Home.
Let Me Take A Moment
To Remember.
[Inhales]
All Right, Enough Sentiment.
Level It.
[Gunfire]
[Screaming]
[Boom]
Hey, Who Ordered The Riot?
Hello, Father Dearest.
Oh. Don't I Get A Hug?
And Tenzing.
What A Surprise
To See You Alive.
Stop This Destruction, My Son.
It Doesn't Have To Be
This Way, Scimitar.
We Were Once A Family.
You're Right. We Were.
But Then You Threw
Me Out Of It.
A New Monarch Reigns
In Anavrin.
The Dynasty Of Scimitar
Begins Now.
What Are We
Going To Do?
I Know What I'm Gonna Do.
Jen, No. Scimitar
Is A Monster.
And It'll Take A Monster
To Defeat Him.
Can We Talk?
[Grunting]
[Thuds]
Whatever You Did To Calm
The Hulk, Reverse It.
You Do Not Know
What You Ask.
Serenity Is A Gift
I Can Only Give Once.
If I Remove It, You
And The Beast Within
Must Make Your Own Peace.
Yeah, I Understand.
But It's The Only Way.
Ah!
Rrraaahhh!
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk Back.
And We're Coming
Arm-In-Arm, Big Green.
If Tenzing Survived,
His Companions
Probably Did As Well.
Find Them.
[Growls]
Hulk Kick Metal Butt.
Don't Be Shocked
If I Disagree.
Rrraaahhh!
[Roars]
[Growling]
Ah!
My Power!
[Growls]
Not So Fast.
This Is Our Dance.
[Screams]
Garbage In,
Garbage Out.
[Screams]
[Screaming]
Thank You For Returning
My Sons To Me.
Someday, I Hope That
Even Scimitar Will Again
Embrace His Homeland.
And His Family.
You Said "Sons."
May Peace Be With You.
And You As Well.
Bruce, I'm So Sorry
You Had To Sacrifice
Your Own Peace
To Save Theirs.
I Didn't Sacrifice It Really.
By Helping Them, I Think
I Actually Found It.
It's Been Here All Along.
Okay. I Am Ready
To Head Home.
And Guess What? They Really Do
Take American Express.
[Laughing]
What Can I Say?
I Shop Therefore I Am.
Tong. I Have What You Want.
Where Is It?
Payment First.
Pleasure Doing Business
With You.
Finally, We
Have Been Reunited.
And Now, I Can Find
My Way Home.
He Has It, Lord Scimitar.
Oh, Yes. I Can See It.
After 60 Years,
Tong Has Long Last Recovered
The Lost Medallion Of Anavrin.
Whatever It Takes,
Get It From Him.
The Medallion.
Hi-Yah.
Now.
No. I Will Guard It
With My Life.
A High Price To Pay,
But So Be It.
Hi-Yah!
[Laughing]
Oh, Bruce, I Just Love
These Little Moments Of Peace.
I Know. I Wish We Could
Make Them Last Forever.
[Whirring]
Stay Back.
[Grunting]
[Groans]
Hey.
He's Just An Old Man.
Back Off.
Heed Your Own Warning.
[Grunts]
Stay Back.
Betty. No!
♪[Theme]
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk ♪
Hulk Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk Incredible Hulk ♪
Rrraaahhh!
Betty. No!
Leave Her Alone!
Rrraaahhh!
Uh-Oh.
Garbage In
Garbage Out.
Rrraaahhh!
We Have To Get Him
To A Hospital.
Take This To The Village
Of Caraclah
And Give It
To My Brother, Tenzing.
[Growls]
[Betty Groans]
Bruce?
How Did This Happen?
That Medallion. It--
It Actually Calmed The Hulk.
Please, Tell Me
Where This Came From.
Anavrin. Anavrin.
Anavrin. Anavrin. Anavrin.
You Find Out His Name.
You Find Out
Where He Lives.
And Find That Medallion.
Yes, Lord Scimitar.
And Then, You Crush This Man.
Anavrin? I Still Think
It Sounds Like A Cure
For Headaches.
Anavrin. A Mythical
Utopian Society
Whose People Are Governed
By A Law Of One-Ness
And True Inner Peace.
Hey, A Piece Of It
Cured Mine.
And It Was Hulk-Sized.
Now, I'll Scan
The University's Database
For Any Leads.
Lord Scimitar, Someone
Has Been Accessing
Internet Search Engines
For The Subject "Anavrin."
Then I'll Trace
Those Inquiries
To Their Source.
Forget It, Tech-Heads. I Found
It The Old-Fashioned Way.
The Library Archives.
Check This.
Betty: Wow.
There's Two Of Them.
When Joined Together,
They Will Point The Way
To Anavrin.
The Place Of My Birth.
Of My Exile.
And Soon, The Place
Of My Triumphant Return.
The Old Man Said To Take
This Medallion To His Brother
In Caraclah Village.
You're Not Suggesting--
A Tibetan Shop-A-Thon?
Yeah! You Think Those Quaint
Little Street Vendors Take
American Express?
[Laughing, Chatting]
Got Something Shorter?
And Tighter?
[Sniffs]
Preferably Not Woven
Out Of Yak Hair?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm Looking For Tenzing.
You Have Found Him.
How Did--
You Know, You Look Just Like--
Yes. You Have Met
My Twin Brother Tong.
Yeah. He Told Me
To Bring You This.
Just Before He--
It Says Much
About Your Character
If Tong Entrusted This
To You.
He Said It Came
From Anavrin.
Is That True?
Yes, It Is.
This Is What We Call
A "Situation Green."
Scimitar.
Hello, My Brother.
So, This Is Where You've
Been Hiding Out.
The Medallions, Dr. Banner.
[Grunts]
Sorry. They're Not Mine
To Give.
We Have Them, My Lord.
Weakling. Don't Ever Defy Me.
Oh, You Just Pushed
The Wrong Button, Pal.
Rrraaahhh!
Big Time.
Rrraaahhh!
Huh?
Ah!
You Call That Big,
You Lummox?
This Is Big.
[Screaming]
That Must Have Been
Some Big Punch.
Kinda Like This.
Rrraaahhh!
Lummox.
[Both Growl]
Jennifer, The Hulk.
No!
[Screaming]
Oh!
For You, My Lord.
Let's Move.
[Thud]
He's Coming Through.
Loud And Clear.
Rrraaahhh!
Where Metal Man?
He's Gone, Hulk.
He Got What He Wanted
And Then Left.
But Not For Long.
He Will Be Back.
To Get These.
Why, You Old Con Man.
The Classic Switcheroo.
You Have Both Medallions?
The Real Ones?
And They Can Really
Lead Us To Anavrin?
They Can And They Will.
[Tenzing]
It Is My Home.
What?
Made In China?
They Are Fakes.
My Wretched Brother.
They'll Be On Their Way
To Anavrin.
Let's Find Them First.
And This Time, No One Survives.
So, Tenzing, For Someone Who
Supposedly Lived In Anavrin,
How Come You Need
The Medallions To Get Back?
Many Roads Appear
To Lead To Anavrin.
But Without The True Path,
A Person Will Meet
With Great Peril.
Gee, That's Comforting.
Let's Move.
We Are Not Alone.
Hi-Yah.
Rrraaahhh!
No. Scimitar.
Yes.
My Destiny Takes
Me To Anavrin, Brother.
Yours Takes You
Into An Icy Grave.
[Screaming]
Rrraaahhh!
Don't Be Bashful.
Just Hang On. We'll
Break The Fall.
[Screaming]
Ah!
[Humming]
Noisy Statue.
Oh, No. Betty. Tenzing.
Betty Hurt?
Uh-Oh.
The Welcome Wagon's Here.
Rrraaahhh!
Lighten Up, Hulk.
We're Bigger Than They Are.
Have No Fear.
We Are Friends.
Allow Us To Lead You
To Safety And Shelter.
For Lack Of A Better Offer,
Lead On.
Ooh, A Hidden Entrance.
Like You Guys
Need Your Privacy
Way Up Here.
Talk About Your Shangri-La.
Welcome To Our Valley.
I Am Tong-Zing.
The Monarch Of Anavrin.
Awaken And Arise.
Oh.
Ah.
For Bringing Tenzing
Safely Back Home,
I Give You Peace Everlasting.
[Growls]
[Gasping]
Yeah. Way To Soothe
The Savage Beast.
Inner Peace. It Is
Even Stronger Medicine
Than I Thought.
Betty.
We Made It.
Welcome Home, My Son.
It Is Good To Be
Back, Father.
But Tong Did Not Make It.
And Scimitar Is Coming.
Yes. I Know.
Greetings, Gatekeeper.
You Haven't Aged, Father.
The Years Move Slower
In Anavrin, My Son.
Dr. Banner, Are You
Enjoying Our Valley?
I've Never Been
So At Peace.
We're Very Happy Here.
I Just Hope We Haven't
Brought Trouble With Us.
Yes, Father. I Am So Sorry
That Tong And I
Failed To Keep Scimitar
From His Vengeful Quest.
His Return Was Inevitable.
As Was His Seduction
Of Machinery That Night
So Long Ago.
It Was Then That Scimitar's
Passion For Machines
And Destruction
Was Ignited.
This Obsession
Dominated His Life
And Threatened Ours.
Scimitar Demanded
My Scepter
And The Throne
That Went With It.
He Left Me No Choice
Except To Banish Him
From Anavrin Forever.
After Escorting Scimitar
To The Outside World,
The Medallions Were To Lead
My Two Sons Back Home.
But The Forces
Of Nature Intervened.
And When It Was All Over,
Scimitar Was Missing,
One Medallion Was Lost,
And My Loyal Sons
Were Separated,
With No Way Of Finding
Their Way Back To Anavrin.
He Will Again Challenge You
For Your Throne, Father.
Then I Must Again Try
And Mend His Heart.
Though I Fear It Is
Even Darker Than Before.
I Fear He No Longer Has One.
Ah. Home Sweet Home.
Let Me Take A Moment
To Remember.
[Inhales]
All Right, Enough Sentiment.
Level It.
[Gunfire]
[Screaming]
[Boom]
Hey, Who Ordered The Riot?
Hello, Father Dearest.
Oh. Don't I Get A Hug?
And Tenzing.
What A Surprise
To See You Alive.
Stop This Destruction, My Son.
It Doesn't Have To Be
This Way, Scimitar.
We Were Once A Family.
You're Right. We Were.
But Then You Threw
Me Out Of It.
A New Monarch Reigns
In Anavrin.
The Dynasty Of Scimitar
Begins Now.
What Are We
Going To Do?
I Know What I'm Gonna Do.
Jen, No. Scimitar
Is A Monster.
And It'll Take A Monster
To Defeat Him.
Can We Talk?
[Grunting]
[Thuds]
Whatever You Did To Calm
The Hulk, Reverse It.
You Do Not Know
What You Ask.
Serenity Is A Gift
I Can Only Give Once.
If I Remove It, You
And The Beast Within
Must Make Your Own Peace.
Yeah, I Understand.
But It's The Only Way.
Ah!
Rrraaahhh!
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk Back.
And We're Coming
Arm-In-Arm, Big Green.
If Tenzing Survived,
His Companions
Probably Did As Well.
Find Them.
[Growls]
Hulk Kick Metal Butt.
Don't Be Shocked
If I Disagree.
Rrraaahhh!
[Roars]
[Growling]
Ah!
My Power!
[Growls]
Not So Fast.
This Is Our Dance.
[Screams]
Garbage In,
Garbage Out.
[Screams]
[Screaming]
Thank You For Returning
My Sons To Me.
Someday, I Hope That
Even Scimitar Will Again
Embrace His Homeland.
And His Family.
You Said "Sons."
May Peace Be With You.
And You As Well.
Bruce, I'm So Sorry
You Had To Sacrifice
Your Own Peace
To Save Theirs.
I Didn't Sacrifice It Really.
By Helping Them, I Think
I Actually Found It.
It's Been Here All Along.
Okay. I Am Ready
To Head Home.
And Guess What? They Really Do
Take American Express.
[Laughing]
What Can I Say?
I Shop Therefore I Am.