Reservation Dogs (2021) s03e03 Episode Script
Deer Lady
1
♪
[EXHALES]
[ELECTRONIC CHIME]
[CLOPPING]
[REGISTER BEEPING]
[GASPS]
[WATER RUNNING]
Oh, sh
Damn.
[SIGHS] Son of a
♪
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
[COUGHING]
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[INSECTS TRILLING]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Do any of them speak English?
If they did,
they let on like they didn't.
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[CLIPPERS BUZZING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[CLIPPERS BUZZING]
♪
♪
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Ready, or need more time?
Now, I can't decide between them,
so I'm gonna have
an apple pie and a cherry pie.
Okay, slice of cherry, slice of apple.
[GIGGLES] No, not a slice.
A whole pie.
You want a whole cheery
and a whole apple?
Yeah. Is that allowed?
Okay. I wish I had
that kind of metabolism.
[LAUGHS]
[FOOD PLOPS ON PLATE]
- [PLOPS]
- [GASPS]
♪
Ooh! [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- [GRUNTS]
- [OTHERS GASP]
[GASPS]
[INSECTS TRILLING]
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[KEYS JANGLING]
[DOORS CREAK OPEN]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[WOMAN SPEAKS GIBBERISH SOFTLY]
[DOORS CLOSE]
[LOCK CLICKS]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- [SLAP]
- [BOY SCREAMS]
[music playing faint
- Thank you.
- You got it, ma'am.
[DOOR CHIMES]
[DOOR CHIMES, CLOSES]
[BEAR] Hey, man.
- Can I help you?
- Yeah. You guys got any chargers?
- 20 bucks.
- The thing is, I don't got any money.
[BEAR] Is there, like,
just one I could borrow?
- If possible?
- Nope.
Thanks, anyways.
Hey, handsome. Can I get you
something to drink?
Yes, please. Can I get some water?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Psst. Psst.
Come sit with me.
Me?
Yeah, you. Who else?
Come on.
Hi.
- I'm Bear.
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
Yeah, I know.
You do?
Did my mom send you?
Mm, no.
Well, h-how do you know
Stop asking so many questions,
they give me a headache.
Okay, yeah. Uh, my bad.
You want some pie?
Uh
- Yeah, I'll take some pie.
- That's what I thought.
Hey, can I get an extra fork
and an extra plate, please?
[WAITRESS] Told you that
was a lot for one person.
[DEER LADY] Cherry for the lady.
[SIGHS]
- [EXHALES]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
Are you a good man, Bear?
I mean, I try to be.
Yeah.
Usually when I cross paths
with someone, there's a reason.
So
You're not eating your pie.
Um
Sorry.
Oh. Ugh.
My book. [CHUCKLES]
- I got it.
- Silly me.
♪
Here.
[FORK TAPPING]
Have some pie. [CLEARS THROAT]
You don't look so well.
Are you here to kill me?
[SIGHS]
You remind me of a boy I once knew.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- [GIRL CRYING]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Sisters, Mr. Minor knows
a lot about savages, don't you?
- I do.
- And such a young man.
[CHUCKLES] I am that.
♪
Jesus loves me, this I know ♪
For the Bible tells me so ♪
Little ones to him belong ♪
They are weak, but he is strong ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me. ♪
[EXHALES] Mmm.
So, you're really real.
Real? Well, do I look real?
I mean, yeah.
You want to touch my hooves?
Definitely not.
So, what, then?
You heard of me your whole life?
- Yeah.
- What did you think, I was fake?
- Think I was make-believe?
- I-I just thought
it was a story to keep
all the Uncles in line.
Yeah, well, some Uncles
need more than stories
to keep them in line.
Those are the ones that I visit.
Do you, uh do you kill women, too?
I have. Bad ones.
We'll take the check.
[MAN] You could pay at the register.
What are you doing out here, anyways?
You lost?
- Kind of.
- Aww.
I'll take you home.
I got to make a stop
somewhere first, though.
Come on, honey bunny.
[BIRD CAWING]
♪
[EXHALES]
Where are we?
You don't have to come in.
You can wait in the truck.
So you're not gonna kill me?
Relax.
I'll be right back.
Just listen to the radio.
Holy fuck.
Deer Lady's real.
♪
[EXHALES]
[MAN] I'm coming.
- [DOORS CREAK OPEN]
- [WIND WHISTLING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[WHISPERING GIBBERISH]
[SHOUTING, GASPING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[KODA SCREAMING]
Let go of that!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[CRYING SOFTLY]
[DOORS CLOSE]
[DISTANT SCREAMS]
Hello, young lady.
Hello.
Best come in out of the cold.
I-I'm sure you're thirsty, uh
I'll get you some water.
[PHONE CHIMING RAPIDLY]
Oh, shit.
- [LINE RINGING]
- Come on, come on, come on. Pick up.
Mom?
Fuck yes!
Yeah, h ok yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay, I'm
Look, Mom, I am so sorry, all right?
I, for real, got lost this time.
Mom I know, I'll explain
everything when I get home.
Okay? I'll be home soon.
[GRUNTS]
[QUIETLY] Yeah.
[MUTTERS]
You caught me here
being nostalgic. [GRUNTS]
Looking at these old pictures.
You know, it's funny.
It's all we leave, really.
Ain't it? Pictures?
Thank God we don't
have pictures of everything.
♪
We don't get many visitors anymore.
You're young.
It must be strange
seeing such an old man.
[SCREAMING]
[SHUSHING]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
She's running. She's running!
[BELL CLANGING]
[PANTING]
♪
You'll die out there!
There's nothing out
there but the devil, child.
[TWIG SNAPS]
[SISTER JENSON SHOUTS IN DISTANCE]
[SCREAMS]
We need to find them and soon.
It gets dangerous out here at night.
Yep.
Sister Jenson?!
Haven't heard her in a while.
Let's get her and go back.
That girl's long gone by now.
Eh, she'll die out here.
Oh, my God.
[MAN] Jesus Christ.
♪
[MAN] I-I have one son.
He's pretty pathetic.
[MUTTERS]
It's all here.
There's a whole life.
Everything.
I wasn't a good father.
Was hardly around.
I gave in to the drink
for most of my life.
Eh, most men lived like me
would be dead by now.
♪
Jesus loves me, this I know ♪
For the Bible tells me so ♪
Little ones to him belong ♪
- They are weak, he is strong ♪
- [GRUNTING]
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
[GRUNTS]
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
The Bible tells me so. ♪
[PANTING]
[PANTING]
♪
What you want, what you need ♪
What you love, who you really are ♪
If you dare, if you don't ♪
If you tried and you want to cry ♪
There, there ♪
[EXHALES]
Good?
Yeah.
You good?
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Seeing you being too ♪
Facing one lost in motion ♪
Barricades going up ♪
Coming down, your arm
around my bony shoulders ♪
Feeling thin ♪
Buying time
and bumming one from you ♪
There, there ♪
Mm ♪
There, there ♪
Cracking up, freaking out ♪
Staying in and losing ♪
Every inch I've gained ♪
Angry teens getting creeped ♪
When you see my heavy sigh ♪
It wants to come out. ♪
[CLEARS THROAT]
[EXHALES]
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Did you kill somebody at that house?
I killed a human wolf.
You're gonna be okay, Bear.
And don't you worry
about becoming your dad.
Your mama saw to that.
And remember to keep smiling.
They can't stop you from smiling.
Adieu.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[BIRD CAWING]
Yeah!
Yo, Bear, is that your new girl?
She fine.
- That was Deer Lady.
- Nuh-uh.
Oh, man, we should've gave her a CD.
- For real, though.
- Good to see y'all again, man.
Hey, man. You, too, man. Hey.
You know your mom gonna
whup that butt, right?
- [LAUGHS]
- Man, I know.
Hey, put everything in your back
pocket, it won't hurt as much.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Check y'all later.
♪
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
♪
♪
♪
♪
[EXHALES]
[ELECTRONIC CHIME]
[CLOPPING]
[REGISTER BEEPING]
[GASPS]
[WATER RUNNING]
Oh, sh
Damn.
[SIGHS] Son of a
♪
[ENGINE RUMBLING]
[COUGHING]
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]
[COUGHING CONTINUES]
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[INSECTS TRILLING]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
Do any of them speak English?
If they did,
they let on like they didn't.
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[CLIPPERS BUZZING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[CLIPPERS BUZZING]
♪
♪
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Ready, or need more time?
Now, I can't decide between them,
so I'm gonna have
an apple pie and a cherry pie.
Okay, slice of cherry, slice of apple.
[GIGGLES] No, not a slice.
A whole pie.
You want a whole cheery
and a whole apple?
Yeah. Is that allowed?
Okay. I wish I had
that kind of metabolism.
[LAUGHS]
[FOOD PLOPS ON PLATE]
- [PLOPS]
- [GASPS]
♪
Ooh! [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- [GRUNTS]
- [OTHERS GASP]
[GASPS]
[INSECTS TRILLING]
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[KEYS JANGLING]
[DOORS CREAK OPEN]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[WOMAN SPEAKS GIBBERISH SOFTLY]
[DOORS CLOSE]
[LOCK CLICKS]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
- [SLAP]
- [BOY SCREAMS]
[music playing faint
- Thank you.
- You got it, ma'am.
[DOOR CHIMES]
[DOOR CHIMES, CLOSES]
[BEAR] Hey, man.
- Can I help you?
- Yeah. You guys got any chargers?
- 20 bucks.
- The thing is, I don't got any money.
[BEAR] Is there, like,
just one I could borrow?
- If possible?
- Nope.
Thanks, anyways.
Hey, handsome. Can I get you
something to drink?
Yes, please. Can I get some water?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Psst. Psst.
Come sit with me.
Me?
Yeah, you. Who else?
Come on.
Hi.
- I'm Bear.
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
Yeah, I know.
You do?
Did my mom send you?
Mm, no.
Well, h-how do you know
Stop asking so many questions,
they give me a headache.
Okay, yeah. Uh, my bad.
You want some pie?
Uh
- Yeah, I'll take some pie.
- That's what I thought.
Hey, can I get an extra fork
and an extra plate, please?
[WAITRESS] Told you that
was a lot for one person.
[DEER LADY] Cherry for the lady.
[SIGHS]
- [EXHALES]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
Are you a good man, Bear?
I mean, I try to be.
Yeah.
Usually when I cross paths
with someone, there's a reason.
So
You're not eating your pie.
Um
Sorry.
Oh. Ugh.
My book. [CHUCKLES]
- I got it.
- Silly me.
♪
Here.
[FORK TAPPING]
Have some pie. [CLEARS THROAT]
You don't look so well.
Are you here to kill me?
[SIGHS]
You remind me of a boy I once knew.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
- [SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
- [GIRL CRYING]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SISTER JENSON SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKS GIBBERISH]
[CHURCH BELL TOLLING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Sisters, Mr. Minor knows
a lot about savages, don't you?
- I do.
- And such a young man.
[CHUCKLES] I am that.
♪
Jesus loves me, this I know ♪
For the Bible tells me so ♪
Little ones to him belong ♪
They are weak, but he is strong ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me. ♪
[EXHALES] Mmm.
So, you're really real.
Real? Well, do I look real?
I mean, yeah.
You want to touch my hooves?
Definitely not.
So, what, then?
You heard of me your whole life?
- Yeah.
- What did you think, I was fake?
- Think I was make-believe?
- I-I just thought
it was a story to keep
all the Uncles in line.
Yeah, well, some Uncles
need more than stories
to keep them in line.
Those are the ones that I visit.
Do you, uh do you kill women, too?
I have. Bad ones.
We'll take the check.
[MAN] You could pay at the register.
What are you doing out here, anyways?
You lost?
- Kind of.
- Aww.
I'll take you home.
I got to make a stop
somewhere first, though.
Come on, honey bunny.
[BIRD CAWING]
♪
[EXHALES]
Where are we?
You don't have to come in.
You can wait in the truck.
So you're not gonna kill me?
Relax.
I'll be right back.
Just listen to the radio.
Holy fuck.
Deer Lady's real.
♪
[EXHALES]
[MAN] I'm coming.
- [DOORS CREAK OPEN]
- [WIND WHISTLING]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[WHISPERING GIBBERISH]
[SHOUTING, GASPING]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[KODA SCREAMING]
Let go of that!
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[CRYING SOFTLY]
[DOORS CLOSE]
[DISTANT SCREAMS]
Hello, young lady.
Hello.
Best come in out of the cold.
I-I'm sure you're thirsty, uh
I'll get you some water.
[PHONE CHIMING RAPIDLY]
Oh, shit.
- [LINE RINGING]
- Come on, come on, come on. Pick up.
Mom?
Fuck yes!
Yeah, h ok yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay, I'm
Look, Mom, I am so sorry, all right?
I, for real, got lost this time.
Mom I know, I'll explain
everything when I get home.
Okay? I'll be home soon.
[GRUNTS]
[QUIETLY] Yeah.
[MUTTERS]
You caught me here
being nostalgic. [GRUNTS]
Looking at these old pictures.
You know, it's funny.
It's all we leave, really.
Ain't it? Pictures?
Thank God we don't
have pictures of everything.
♪
We don't get many visitors anymore.
You're young.
It must be strange
seeing such an old man.
[SCREAMING]
[SHUSHING]
[JAMES SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
She's running. She's running!
[BELL CLANGING]
[PANTING]
♪
You'll die out there!
There's nothing out
there but the devil, child.
[TWIG SNAPS]
[SISTER JENSON SHOUTS IN DISTANCE]
[SCREAMS]
We need to find them and soon.
It gets dangerous out here at night.
Yep.
Sister Jenson?!
Haven't heard her in a while.
Let's get her and go back.
That girl's long gone by now.
Eh, she'll die out here.
Oh, my God.
[MAN] Jesus Christ.
♪
[MAN] I-I have one son.
He's pretty pathetic.
[MUTTERS]
It's all here.
There's a whole life.
Everything.
I wasn't a good father.
Was hardly around.
I gave in to the drink
for most of my life.
Eh, most men lived like me
would be dead by now.
♪
Jesus loves me, this I know ♪
For the Bible tells me so ♪
Little ones to him belong ♪
- They are weak, he is strong ♪
- [GRUNTING]
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
[GRUNTS]
Yes, Jesus loves me ♪
The Bible tells me so. ♪
[PANTING]
[PANTING]
♪
What you want, what you need ♪
What you love, who you really are ♪
If you dare, if you don't ♪
If you tried and you want to cry ♪
There, there ♪
[EXHALES]
Good?
Yeah.
You good?
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
Seeing you being too ♪
Facing one lost in motion ♪
Barricades going up ♪
Coming down, your arm
around my bony shoulders ♪
Feeling thin ♪
Buying time
and bumming one from you ♪
There, there ♪
Mm ♪
There, there ♪
Cracking up, freaking out ♪
Staying in and losing ♪
Every inch I've gained ♪
Angry teens getting creeped ♪
When you see my heavy sigh ♪
It wants to come out. ♪
[CLEARS THROAT]
[EXHALES]
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Did you kill somebody at that house?
I killed a human wolf.
You're gonna be okay, Bear.
And don't you worry
about becoming your dad.
Your mama saw to that.
And remember to keep smiling.
They can't stop you from smiling.
Adieu.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[BIRD CAWING]
Yeah!
Yo, Bear, is that your new girl?
She fine.
- That was Deer Lady.
- Nuh-uh.
Oh, man, we should've gave her a CD.
- For real, though.
- Good to see y'all again, man.
Hey, man. You, too, man. Hey.
You know your mom gonna
whup that butt, right?
- [LAUGHS]
- Man, I know.
Hey, put everything in your back
pocket, it won't hurt as much.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Check y'all later.
♪
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
♪
♪
♪