Insecure (2016) s04e02 Episode Script
Lowkey Distant
1
BOTH: Self-care Sunday!
Ever since I got my place in order,
It's like my life followed through.
It's a whole new world. 0=I'm Jasmine!
Well, come through, Princess Flex!
This mixer's gonna be great,
we just need to lock in
these sponsors, and then
you'll have everything you need
- for the block party.
- Did these come from a client?
Yeah, from the 'New Boo' account!
I actually met him at Tiff's
baby shower.
His name is Lawrence.
Andrew said that
he was dating other people.
Should I trip or nah?
Well, he's here with you,
so what's the problem?
My name is Issa Dee, and I'm organising
the block party.
I love my neighborhood.
But it devastates me to see
our community is changing
without our input,
and so I wanna change that.
MOLLY: It's weird
that you're still working
with Condola
when she's dating Lawrence.
You know your life don't
have to be this messy, right?
("HOP SCOTCH BY MICHAEL SNEED PLAYING)
Skip, skip, skip class,
fuck school, yeah
Hop scotch,
hop scotch, hop scotch, yeah
Andrew: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the baby's not even his?
Nope, my brother's trying
to sign himself up
to raise another man's child.
I mean, what if the baby
don't have no bones?
Uh, well, at least
they won't break any.
- Shut up.
- (PHONE RINGS)
Oh, what now? God.
It's okay, you can take it.
Thanks. Sorry, it's work.
(PHONE CLICKS)
Yeah. No,
that's supposed to be Tuesday.
What? No, no, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.
Wow, really?
Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Everything okay?
Uh, it will be.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
I just lost a big it's fine.
You sure? You wanna talk about it?
I'd rather talk about that cake
I'm gonna have later.
Oh, but wait.
I'm not sharing.
Are you sure?
Oh, take the cake, take the cake!
Take all of it!
(MOANS)
Before I make his mouth work
I'ma make his pockets hurt, hurt
Talking to the pussy,
I ain't even hear a word
Sex game cold,
he gon' buy another fur
Got me sitting on his face,
I'ma need another turn
So I was thinking the stage
could be right over there
and the food right over there.
And my interns, thanks to you,
can check in vendors over there.
This is great.
This space is so great.
Right? It's way better than
my dingy-ass courtyard.
You know somebody died there
three years ago?
So disgusting.
Oh, and I was thinking
maybe the dance floor
can happen, like, over there.
That's great. I also will be
steering very clear of that area.
I really can't dance.
Oh, my God, me either.
I mostly do this thing with my shoulder
that looks like a seizure
but don't call nobody.
(LAUGHTER)
So, I think this is the spot.
I don't know why I'm clapping.
This is incredible.
Thanks to you. This weekend,
I'm taking you out for drinks.
Oh, that's sweet, I wish I
could but I'm going out of town.
Oh, nice. For work or for fun?
Fun. Ojai Valley.
Oh, that's romantic.
Oh, that's romantic.
Yep, got it.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want it to be awkward
- whenever Lawrence's name comes up.
- Me neither. It's really new.
Yeah, and we work so well together.
- I know.
- And I just want us to be cool
'cause I only have room
for good energy.
I agree. No bad energy.
- No weirdness.
- None.
I'm not about to let someone
who puts mayonnaise
on his French fries make things weird.
Oh, my God, he does do that.
I'm like, what, this ain't Amsterdam!
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, my God, I'm so glad I got that out.
(LAUGHS)
But mustard though.
- Bomb.
- The best.
- Like, a brown mustard.
- A brown mustard.
- A spicy mustard.
- A spicy
Like a Dijon is super classy.
I'm gettin' high, caught a vibe
And I'm killin' it
I feel alive
Okay, so, I'm thinking two per bag
and don't forget a toothbrush.
So they can fashion it into
a shiv and stab you with it?
- (HISSES)
- Now with broccoli extract.
Girl. No.
(LAUGHS)
Okay, this is gonna be tough.
I'ma need one of y'all to wipe me.
Happy Halloween.
Oh, Issa, my client said
they can sell you the wine wholesale.
So start thinking of a thank you gift.
Oh, my God. Thank you, Tiffany.
I got a warm case of water in my trunk.
You'll have to do better.
Okay, well, this is amazing, guys.
I don't have a headliner yet
but I have a date.
- Hey!
- ISSA: I have half my vendors
and my swag bags are swaggy.
- I'm killin' it.
- Hey!
- Okay, Issa.
- I'll get more of this.
Let me see one of them toothbrushes.
That's what the kids gonna do.
Girl, you've got hella work done
with this block party.
Sorry, work's been keeping me
all out the loop.
Oh, girl, I get it. You busy.
- I miss you.
- I know.
But we'll catch up over dinner
this weekend.
Oh, for sure. And what's the latest
on Asian bae by the way?
Y'all still good?
Asian bae with the samurai dick.
Uh, samurai are Japanese, racist.
Mm, prove it.
(SCOFFS) Whatever,
I already heard this story.
- Y'all talk. (GRUNTS)
- (LEATHER SQUEAKING)
Okay, I didn't think this through
and, you know, the hair
is fuckin' with my balance.
Wait, wait, what's happening?
What story?
Y'all fucked already?
What that dick do?
- Or do it don't do?
- Oh, no, it do.
It definitely do.
But it's been almost a month
and I'm just not feeling close to him.
It's weird. It's all good
sex and witty banter, but
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
He dicks you down,
makes you laugh,
and he don't work at the airport?
What's the problem?
Because I don't hear it.
He's just not opening up.
And meanwhile,
I'm telling him everything.
I even told him how I had to wear
a helmet to bed till I was 11.
Are you sure you're not
lookin' for somethin'?
Don't pick up nothin'
that don't serve you, girl.
I'm not. I promise you, I'm not.
So it's just you talking
the whole time?
Basically. And then we fuck.
And I'm not mad at that part
but I just don't want it
to turn into fuckin' is all we do.
I've been there before and I want more.
- Yeah.
- KELLI: I'm with Issa.
Who wants to sit around
and listen to a grown man
talking about his feelings.
You know what I want?
I want me a mime with a big dick.
I'll be happy as hell.
I got to find a circus.
But if she has real feelings,
then she needs to let those
skeletons out the closet now.
Tiff might be right.
Andrew and I need to have
some real-ass conversations.
- TIFF: Mm-hmm.
- I think I'ma have to slow it down.
Mm. You gonna put
that pussy on pause?
(LAUGHS)
Yes, I am.
Okay, girl. Mute that monkey.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
The kids are here. Derek!
Derek, put on your cape!
(TIFF STAMMERING)
Kelli: Don't help
her, she got to learn.
Uh-uh, she got to learn.
She gonna have to learn.
That's the first step of motherhood.
She's pregnant with a baby,
I'm pregnant with ideas,
but y'all ain't help me up.
Your ideas are trash, Kelli.
He say he want a bad bitch
Come make it nasty, hella ratchet
Issa: Oh, my god, oh.
It's uncomfortable but it's,
like, good uncomfortable.
- CALVIN: Oh, yeah?
- Oh.
Ooh, this is different.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh.
I've been so stressed,
and you been working that shit out.
- Yeah, ain't I?
- Oh, I'm about to come.
Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my God.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh!
Oh, shit. Oh.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
- You good?
- Yes.
Calvin: Uh-huh.
I'm great at fuckin', ain't I?
(LAUGHS)
Okay, all right.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
Do that, do that thing again.
Do what thing?
Press my booty button.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, there you go.
- Right there?
Warming up. You warm? You hot?
- Hold it, hold it.
- What?
Hold it, hold it.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh!
Oh, okay, hold it. Oh, shit!
Oh.
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
- CALVIN: Oh, shit.
- That was great.
- Yeah, that was
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
- Uh-oh.
- What?
The condom was on. Now it ain't.
- What the fuck?
- I don't know.
Where the fuck is it?
You check that side?
- ISSA: Check that side.
- Don't panic, don't panic.
Looking in the mirror like
yeah, what's the meaning
God damn, I'm a thot for no reason
- CALVIN: Need any help?
- No.
- CALVIN: You sure?
- Yep.
(GROANS)
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Me too, girl. We better than this.
Yeah, bitch!
("WIGGLE" BY BINKI PLAYING)
Girl, why am I always on my knees
Huh, middle of the day call.
Can't stop thinking about me, huh?
Are you done? I just had a minute
and wanted to see what
you were doing on Friday.
Ooh, Summer Walker's
gonna be at The Novo.
- We should go.
- No, I was hoping
we could do something
a little bit more low-key.
We can't really talk there.
We could.
We could be those people.
I hate those people.
Why don't you come over
and we can just have a night in?
Okay, I'll bring the wine.
Cool, now get back to work
and stop sweatin' me, damn.
Oh, hey, Taurean,
Malcolm wanted us to get familiar
with the NewCo discovery.
You staying late?
Uh, it's gonna have to wait.
I'm going out of town.
- Oh, where to?
- Cabo.
Oh, my God, I was just there last year.
You should go to this place
that had killer
My hotel's all inclusive, thanks.
Oh, all-in-one. That's what's up.
Mm-hmm. I mean, it's like
family friendly and what not.
Drinks, food. Yeah, I get it.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Lawrence: Have you been
watching Looking for Latoya?
These white cops
aren't even looking for her.
I know, right?
- You think she's still alive?
- Mm-mm.
I think that the boyfriend did it.
How you gonna be
kinda together for five years?
Yeah, never trust a dude
with two dead teeth.
Hey, excuse me, can I get some mayo?
- (CHUCKLES)
- What?
You still laughing about
Looking for Latoya?
No, I just
Issa and I were literally just
laughing about this the other day.
Your whole mayo with fries thing.
Oh. Wait, what?
Y'all were talkin' about me?
(CHUCKLES)
So, so, so, so, so
what else did y'all say?
Nothing.
I mean, we talked about you
but it wasn't anything bad.
Like, I didn't know that
you ran track in college.
Yeah, for like, a year.
So how did that come up?
Is this uncomfortable?
- I made this uncomfortable.
- Uncomfortable. What, no.
I'm good, I'm just killing
this branzino, bro.
It's just, mmm.
Well, I promise that we weren't
really talking about you like that.
It's just that things have
been weird between Issa and me
and joking about it
somehow made it better.
Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Are you okay?
Hell the fuck no I'm not okay.
I don't like this.
Condola talking to old girl about you.
They gonna start a podcast
about your dick.
The fuck outta here, man.
Shut it down.
You didn't get the cauliflower crust?
- Mm-mm.
- Come on, man.
I don't know,
I would just let it slide.
If you make a big deal out of
it, it'll just get worse.
They'll end up bonding over you
being all sensitive.
That's a smart nigga.
I used to be that fast.
Then I got swole.
You startin' to look like a box.
Thanks, bro.
All right, Derek,
so would you be cool with this shit?
- Fuck no.
- Exactly.
But this shit wouldn't happen to me
because I keep my shit tight.
Every time I break up
with a girl, I move.
I miss Dallas.
'Rence, 'Rence, 'Rence.
I tried to tell you.
Tell me what, nigga?
About peeing in the pool you swim in.
If you gonna pick up
a chick at a baby shower,
make sure she's a caterer.
Grab your ass a canape,
the digits, and dip.
All right, well, what if
I just texted Issa
and ask her to chill?
Eh, might come across
kind of harsh in a text.
All right, how about
a bitmoji of me saying
keep my name out your mouth?
Nah, you don't wanna start texting.
Old girl take your shit out of context
and send you some titties.
All of a sudden, you got a paper trail.
It'll blow up your
whole shit with Condola.
Condola come to me because she all sad.
I got to put it on her.
Now Leah mad.
Man, shut the fuck up.
All right, so I can't seem
sensitive to Condola,
and I can't seem petty to Issa.
Fuck am I supposed to do?
Whatever you do,
I think you got to be
up front about it.
- Look at all this gluten.
- It's oil.
- It's gluten.
- Just eat it.
I'm not paying for it.
You really do look like a box.
That's why I'm carb loading.
I carb load during the daytime,
and then I go for a run at night.
Then I can carb load
again in the daytime.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Condola: I listened to
that playlist you sent
and ScHoolboy Q is gonna
be an amazing headliner.
Now I can't wait
for the concert tomorrow.
Me neither.
And I'm gonna try to
get there early tomorrow
so I can talk to his people.
And I'ma wear my business Chucks.
(LAUGHS) Your business Chucks.
I have to.
They always make an impression.
Condola: I'm sure they do. (CHUCKLES)
If ScHoolboy Q says yes,
he gonna be my ScHoolboy Boo.
(LAUGHTER)
Hey!
(LAUGHTER)
- What's happening?
- That was great.
- Is this some kind of work date?
- Oh, we're just finished.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna run now.
I need to get something to eat.
I'm starving.
Oh, yeah. Is this your purse?
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
Girl, why don't you just
stay here and eat with us?
Have you had the salmon droptop?
It makes me want to drop my top.
But I won't.
I don't wanna impose on your plans.
Impose on what?
We just gonna be talking
the same old shit.
Just add your shit to our shit.
You sure?
Oh, yeah.
Cool, fun. (CHUCKLES)
- Yay, fun.
- Okay.
Thank you, um,
I'm just gonna run to the restroom.
- I'll be right back.
- Cool.
- Perfect.
- Hey, I thought
it was just gonna be the two of us.
Oh, well, she said she was hungry
and I didn't wanna be rude.
Yeah, but I really
wanted to talk to you
and I don't know Condola like that.
Well, this is the perfect
opportunity to get to know her.
Look at God.
You want me to tell her to leave?
No, no, of course not. It's, it's cool.
Then how about we talk
at our next Self Care Sunday?
Ooh, we could get ice cream
after our hike.
That totally undoes the hike.
- But yes.
- (LAUGHTER)
Have you seen the dessert menu?
Yay, beignets.
Are you a mind-reader?
I was literally talking about dessert.
- Yes, beignets.
- I'm excited.
Ooh, Nutella.That's Italian.
(CHUCKLES) Choco-waffle, though.
- Can I
- Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Oh, I know what I'm getting.
Oh, thank you.
("WASTE MY TIME"
BY ZAIA PLAYING)
Now what you say
What it look like,
what the chips buy
Hundred new things,
do it feel right
Tripping, need to focus
deeper on your inside
Fall for anything
that you don't stand by
Trust, I don't got to lie,
it ain't in the cards
So if you can't
get me higher
I'ma go and I'ma find
a new supplier
Got me dipping through the
streets trying to find her
Love locked down, yeah
I need no reminder
Come around
just to bring me down
Why you tripping now, calm it down
Need to pop a pill,
sip on something now
Get it down, need to take a chill
Tensing up whenever I'm around
Tensing up whenever I come out
Hey.
Hey, nice place.
Thanks, it's pretty chill.
How you doin'?
Little Benjamin: Hey,
y'all wanna buy some chocolate?
It's for the homeless.
- Is it?
- Uh-uh.
Got it.
Y'all taking too long.
I'm finna go find a rabbit.
- Y'all got a rabbit?
- I guess so.
- Blame his mama.
- (CHUCKLING)
So what's up?
Look, I know that you
and Condola are friends
and honestly, y'all should do
y'alls thing or whatever.
But
maybe I don't have to come up
in you guys' conversation.
Oh.
Right, we, we
I mean, we talked about you,
but we didn't like,
talk about you, I promise.
We just kind of needed to
call it out to let it go.
Yeah, cool, cool.
'Cause, you know, I just want
her to get to know me through me
and I like her and, you
know, I want it to work out.
Yeah, she's great. I love Condola.
Condola, Condola!
- Condola!
- Yeah?
Okay, I'm finished.
Well thank you.
Sure. So I shouldn't tell her that
Lawrence is actually your middle name?
Yeah, nobody needs
to know about Martin.
Whassup? (LAUGHS)
Sky mind
Watch your thoughts coming down
Like clouds that I can
see through, yeah
MOLLY: It's open.
(DOOR OPENS)
And she cooks? Oh, shit.
Listen, my gumbo is bomb. I throw down.
Or throw out, 'cause low-key,
this is the third roux I've made.
Why you got to stir it so much?
- What you doing?
- Throwing down.
Yeah, well, that's not on the menu.
Oh, so it's not gumbo and chill.
Yeah, I was thinking more like
chill and chill.
You know, like we eat,
we go sit down and just talk.
Oh, that's real chill.
- You're in charge.
- I know.
- You want a taste?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let me taste it.
- The gumbo.
- That's
- Okay, relax.
- What I was talking about.
Yeah.
Mmm. Mm-hmm, mm-mm.
There's too much salt.
I'm black, I got about eight
uncles that have hypertension.
I know when something has
too much salt in it, okay?
Okay.
I ain't makin' another roux.
We just gonna have to die.
What you don't see
is the full-on meltdown
that happened when
we were about to leave.
- Disney's a hell of a drive.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey, which one's Curtis?
- On the left.
The one clutching a churro
like it's his job.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, you guys grew up in Gardena.
So I'm sure y'all were
always at Disneyland.
Eh, no, we never went.
Me and my brother always wanted to go,
but my sister wasn't really
good with crowds.
- Really? Why?
- Just 'cause.
- Well, where is she now?
- We're not really sure.
You don't know where your sister lives.
I don't really want to get into it.
(SCOFFS) Hey, listen, it's okay.
- You can tell me.
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, we can still make it
to the show if you wanna go.
Okay, well, you can go if
that's where you'd rather be.
Wait, wait, wait, what did I miss?
(SCOFFS) Honestly, I'm just
just a little frustrated.
Um, I feel like you're
you don't wanna talk to me
about your work stuff
or your family.
I-I just feel like you don't
really wanna let me in.
Based on this one conversation?
I just feel like it's just all jokes
and shit talking with us.
Okay, is this because we haven't
put a label on this or anything?
No, it's because I want to date a guy
who doesn't avoid being real.
Like, I wanna date a guy with depth.
Wow. Everything is an issue with you.
I'm gonna catch the show.
("LIL MAMA" BY LO VILLAGE PLAYING)
Bounce with me
I see you, little mama, yeah, yeah
I hope it's not a problem,
yeah, yeah
The way you move that ass,
I had to push up right on it
I see you, little mama, yeah, yeah
I hope it's not a problem,
yeah, yeah
The way you move that ass,
I had to push up right on it
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED)
(SIGHS)
(PHONE CLICKING)
We have put as many resources as we can
towards finding Toyota.
We put her photo all around the city.
Mm-mm, that's a car. Mm-mm.
- (PHONE BUZZES)
- (TV CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
(PHONE CLICKS)
- Hey.
- Hey, you got a minute?
- LAWRENCE: Yeah, what's up?
- Just real quick,
I'm about to see Condola soon,
and just so I don't fuck up again,
does she know we met up?
And should I say something or nah?
Nah.
I don't think so. It's not that deep.
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Cool.
So how are you?
- We can just hang up.
- Yeah, me too, bye.
Reporter (ON TV):
It's been almost two months
and the cops still have no leads.
They never find us.
(SIGHS)
(LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm drunk off water
when I'm up in the ocean
Relax my mind,
it be a lot of commotion
I ain't got the whip but
can you picture me rollin'
For now I'm just catching the bus
You niggas got money
still ain't fuckin' with us
Hell yeah, I still got it
Did it without a label,
yeah, I run my life
Fat white man wanna cut of my check
Dad with the 9,
put the gun to his neck
Man, I love my dad
(PHONE CLICKS)
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES)
Taurean, where are we
on the FoodTime case?
Our biggest hurdle is classifying
whether drivers for FoodTime
are actual employees
or whether or not they're
independent contractors.
Cynthia: What about looking at
the contractual relationship
with its drivers?
Meaning did they have
the right to control
the manner in which
the meals are delivered.
Well, gig economy is tricky.
At first, I thought because
our plaintiff's only job
was delivering for FoodTime,
and because he was paid hourly
rather than per delivery
that it could present a problem.
But then, I realized that
the Sampson decision
provides precedent in our favor.
Molly, did you have something to add?
No, no, no, no, no.
I, I agree with Taurean.
No, I just thought
I saw a window washer.
That is a dangerous job.
Okay, great, moving on
to the Marshall case.
What's the latest?
(KNOCKING)
- You busy?
- Oh, no, of course not.
Come in.
Oh. We closing doors now.
So I mentioned the Sampson
decision in the meeting
and I saw that
they were an MJ&S client.
Are you familiar with them?
Yeah, they were there when I was there.
So why didn't you say anything?
There was nothing to say.
You know, I've pulled employee data
instead of going through
the court docket
which could save you some time,
but you know, there's no wrong way.
It's up to you.
So you were just gonna
let me waste my time?
No, I didn't want to be negative.
Molly, agreeing with me,
complimenting me,
trying to be my travel agent.
I don't need you to do
all those things.
If you've got something
to say, just say it.
Okay.
Look, I'm not proud of the way I
handled the Metra case with you.
I wasn't being a team player
and I apologize.
I'd like for us to get along, but
I know it'll probably take some time.
All right.
So you don't wanna close my door?
Time's up, got my coins up,
my bars up
Soon we find 'em,
we gon' slide 'em, we lined 'em
ISSA: Hell yeah, I've heard
of boneless babies.
That shit is real.
Molly: Girl,
that's what I've been sayin'.
I'ma call Jerome tonight.
- Oh, hey, listen.
- (SCHOOLBOY Q PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
You hear that?
Is she okay? What's wrong with her?
- She's fine.
- That's my headliner.
See, the universe knows what's up, man.
So wait, you found somebody?
That's awesome.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
You should take me out to celebrate.
Andrew can come too, but he got to pay.
(CHUCKLES)
Eh, maybe.
Oh, 'cause the pussy still on pause?
- I peep the discipline.
- Girl, not really.
He came over the other night,
I tried to get him to open up,
but pfft!
That went all the way left.
He just walked out, so I don't know.
Damn, girl.
- What?
- No, nothing.
- Say it.
- Nothing!
It seems like you always
findin' a problem.
Sometimes, I'm like,
do you wanna be happy?
I'm sorry, I just
Aren't you tired?
Because I'm tired for you.
(MUTTERING): I told you I
wasn't gonna say nothing.
But here you go,
making me say something.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hold on one second.
Um
I got to take this. I'll catch up.
(PHONE CLICKS)
- Hello?
- ANDREW: Hey.
You got a second?
Uh, yeah, I'm hiking. What's up?
I'm sorry about the other night.
Me too, you know,
and if I was pressing too hard,
- or just doing too much
- Oh, no, no, you weren't.
That night, I was thinking
I don't want to bore you with it
but honestly
it's just hard for me to
let someone in like that.
But you called me on it, and
it just might take some time.
I got time.
Cool.
- ISSA: Get away!
- Um
Stop!
Yeah, I got to get back to Issa.
She's in a fight with a gnat right now.
Cool?
- Girl, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw.
(ISSA SCOFFS)
Who was that?
Uh, just, just some work shit.
You stay working.
Good call on this place
for Self Care Sunday.
- Love this view.
- Me too.
Oh, bitch,
I had to end it with TSA bae.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, girl.
Plan B was becoming my Plan A,
and you know what did not serve me?
Fucking a nigga with two kids
and a third one on the way.
But I'm proud of me low-key
'cause it was hard
to let him go to be honest
'cause that dick was thick, okay?
Thick.
("FAR ROCKAWAY"
BY KAMAUU PLAYING)
I go my own way
You go your own way
I hope we can make a way
These kind of things fade away
I got my own way
You got your own way
They seem to be far away
Further than Rockaway
Wasn't even fighting
on the day today
Wasn't even tired
so to take a break
Wasn't on the menu
but was on the plate
I hate it and I hate it
I ain't like the taste
Nasty, all gained momentum
by the last wave
People coming back
to harass me
You good lover,
you good lover, you love
Like we already done, uh-huh
They say why do fools
Always chase the person who
Makes them black and blue
Break my heart
Don't cut me loose, loose
When all
All of the colors start to change
Oh
And fall
And suddenly it's not the same, whoa
How many of these do you usually use?
About 12.
Do you think you need that many?
'Cause I avoca-don't.
(STIFLED LAUGHTER)
You need to upgrade your shit.
She doesn't care about that.
That girl got you
on the path and everything.
It's just a Friendsgiving. Calm down.
Everybody knows not to miss
a Condola joint.
She's party Spike Lee.
(LAUGHING)
We eating!
Yeah.
The wait is an hour though?
You still going to Molly's?
Yeah, I'll just text her
I'm going to be late.
What's your new man look like?
- Ma.
- Is he Korean?
Whatcha all doing?
Checking out Molly's new guy.
Let me see him!
Is he crazy and rich? Oh, shit!
BOTH: Self-care Sunday!
Ever since I got my place in order,
It's like my life followed through.
It's a whole new world. 0=I'm Jasmine!
Well, come through, Princess Flex!
This mixer's gonna be great,
we just need to lock in
these sponsors, and then
you'll have everything you need
- for the block party.
- Did these come from a client?
Yeah, from the 'New Boo' account!
I actually met him at Tiff's
baby shower.
His name is Lawrence.
Andrew said that
he was dating other people.
Should I trip or nah?
Well, he's here with you,
so what's the problem?
My name is Issa Dee, and I'm organising
the block party.
I love my neighborhood.
But it devastates me to see
our community is changing
without our input,
and so I wanna change that.
MOLLY: It's weird
that you're still working
with Condola
when she's dating Lawrence.
You know your life don't
have to be this messy, right?
("HOP SCOTCH BY MICHAEL SNEED PLAYING)
Skip, skip, skip class,
fuck school, yeah
Hop scotch,
hop scotch, hop scotch, yeah
Andrew: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the baby's not even his?
Nope, my brother's trying
to sign himself up
to raise another man's child.
I mean, what if the baby
don't have no bones?
Uh, well, at least
they won't break any.
- Shut up.
- (PHONE RINGS)
Oh, what now? God.
It's okay, you can take it.
Thanks. Sorry, it's work.
(PHONE CLICKS)
Yeah. No,
that's supposed to be Tuesday.
What? No, no, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.
Wow, really?
Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Everything okay?
Uh, it will be.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
I just lost a big it's fine.
You sure? You wanna talk about it?
I'd rather talk about that cake
I'm gonna have later.
Oh, but wait.
I'm not sharing.
Are you sure?
Oh, take the cake, take the cake!
Take all of it!
(MOANS)
Before I make his mouth work
I'ma make his pockets hurt, hurt
Talking to the pussy,
I ain't even hear a word
Sex game cold,
he gon' buy another fur
Got me sitting on his face,
I'ma need another turn
So I was thinking the stage
could be right over there
and the food right over there.
And my interns, thanks to you,
can check in vendors over there.
This is great.
This space is so great.
Right? It's way better than
my dingy-ass courtyard.
You know somebody died there
three years ago?
So disgusting.
Oh, and I was thinking
maybe the dance floor
can happen, like, over there.
That's great. I also will be
steering very clear of that area.
I really can't dance.
Oh, my God, me either.
I mostly do this thing with my shoulder
that looks like a seizure
but don't call nobody.
(LAUGHTER)
So, I think this is the spot.
I don't know why I'm clapping.
This is incredible.
Thanks to you. This weekend,
I'm taking you out for drinks.
Oh, that's sweet, I wish I
could but I'm going out of town.
Oh, nice. For work or for fun?
Fun. Ojai Valley.
Oh, that's romantic.
Oh, that's romantic.
Yep, got it.
I'm so sorry.
I don't want it to be awkward
- whenever Lawrence's name comes up.
- Me neither. It's really new.
Yeah, and we work so well together.
- I know.
- And I just want us to be cool
'cause I only have room
for good energy.
I agree. No bad energy.
- No weirdness.
- None.
I'm not about to let someone
who puts mayonnaise
on his French fries make things weird.
Oh, my God, he does do that.
I'm like, what, this ain't Amsterdam!
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, my God, I'm so glad I got that out.
(LAUGHS)
But mustard though.
- Bomb.
- The best.
- Like, a brown mustard.
- A brown mustard.
- A spicy mustard.
- A spicy
Like a Dijon is super classy.
I'm gettin' high, caught a vibe
And I'm killin' it
I feel alive
Okay, so, I'm thinking two per bag
and don't forget a toothbrush.
So they can fashion it into
a shiv and stab you with it?
- (HISSES)
- Now with broccoli extract.
Girl. No.
(LAUGHS)
Okay, this is gonna be tough.
I'ma need one of y'all to wipe me.
Happy Halloween.
Oh, Issa, my client said
they can sell you the wine wholesale.
So start thinking of a thank you gift.
Oh, my God. Thank you, Tiffany.
I got a warm case of water in my trunk.
You'll have to do better.
Okay, well, this is amazing, guys.
I don't have a headliner yet
but I have a date.
- Hey!
- ISSA: I have half my vendors
and my swag bags are swaggy.
- I'm killin' it.
- Hey!
- Okay, Issa.
- I'll get more of this.
Let me see one of them toothbrushes.
That's what the kids gonna do.
Girl, you've got hella work done
with this block party.
Sorry, work's been keeping me
all out the loop.
Oh, girl, I get it. You busy.
- I miss you.
- I know.
But we'll catch up over dinner
this weekend.
Oh, for sure. And what's the latest
on Asian bae by the way?
Y'all still good?
Asian bae with the samurai dick.
Uh, samurai are Japanese, racist.
Mm, prove it.
(SCOFFS) Whatever,
I already heard this story.
- Y'all talk. (GRUNTS)
- (LEATHER SQUEAKING)
Okay, I didn't think this through
and, you know, the hair
is fuckin' with my balance.
Wait, wait, what's happening?
What story?
Y'all fucked already?
What that dick do?
- Or do it don't do?
- Oh, no, it do.
It definitely do.
But it's been almost a month
and I'm just not feeling close to him.
It's weird. It's all good
sex and witty banter, but
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
He dicks you down,
makes you laugh,
and he don't work at the airport?
What's the problem?
Because I don't hear it.
He's just not opening up.
And meanwhile,
I'm telling him everything.
I even told him how I had to wear
a helmet to bed till I was 11.
Are you sure you're not
lookin' for somethin'?
Don't pick up nothin'
that don't serve you, girl.
I'm not. I promise you, I'm not.
So it's just you talking
the whole time?
Basically. And then we fuck.
And I'm not mad at that part
but I just don't want it
to turn into fuckin' is all we do.
I've been there before and I want more.
- Yeah.
- KELLI: I'm with Issa.
Who wants to sit around
and listen to a grown man
talking about his feelings.
You know what I want?
I want me a mime with a big dick.
I'll be happy as hell.
I got to find a circus.
But if she has real feelings,
then she needs to let those
skeletons out the closet now.
Tiff might be right.
Andrew and I need to have
some real-ass conversations.
- TIFF: Mm-hmm.
- I think I'ma have to slow it down.
Mm. You gonna put
that pussy on pause?
(LAUGHS)
Yes, I am.
Okay, girl. Mute that monkey.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
The kids are here. Derek!
Derek, put on your cape!
(TIFF STAMMERING)
Kelli: Don't help
her, she got to learn.
Uh-uh, she got to learn.
She gonna have to learn.
That's the first step of motherhood.
She's pregnant with a baby,
I'm pregnant with ideas,
but y'all ain't help me up.
Your ideas are trash, Kelli.
He say he want a bad bitch
Come make it nasty, hella ratchet
Issa: Oh, my god, oh.
It's uncomfortable but it's,
like, good uncomfortable.
- CALVIN: Oh, yeah?
- Oh.
Ooh, this is different.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh.
I've been so stressed,
and you been working that shit out.
- Yeah, ain't I?
- Oh, I'm about to come.
Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my God.
- Uh-huh.
- Oh!
Oh, shit. Oh.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
- You good?
- Yes.
Calvin: Uh-huh.
I'm great at fuckin', ain't I?
(LAUGHS)
Okay, all right.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
Do that, do that thing again.
Do what thing?
Press my booty button.
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, there you go.
- Right there?
Warming up. You warm? You hot?
- Hold it, hold it.
- What?
Hold it, hold it.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh!
Oh, okay, hold it. Oh, shit!
Oh.
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
- CALVIN: Oh, shit.
- That was great.
- Yeah, that was
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
(HEAVY BREATHING)
- Uh-oh.
- What?
The condom was on. Now it ain't.
- What the fuck?
- I don't know.
Where the fuck is it?
You check that side?
- ISSA: Check that side.
- Don't panic, don't panic.
Looking in the mirror like
yeah, what's the meaning
God damn, I'm a thot for no reason
- CALVIN: Need any help?
- No.
- CALVIN: You sure?
- Yep.
(GROANS)
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Me too, girl. We better than this.
Yeah, bitch!
("WIGGLE" BY BINKI PLAYING)
Girl, why am I always on my knees
Huh, middle of the day call.
Can't stop thinking about me, huh?
Are you done? I just had a minute
and wanted to see what
you were doing on Friday.
Ooh, Summer Walker's
gonna be at The Novo.
- We should go.
- No, I was hoping
we could do something
a little bit more low-key.
We can't really talk there.
We could.
We could be those people.
I hate those people.
Why don't you come over
and we can just have a night in?
Okay, I'll bring the wine.
Cool, now get back to work
and stop sweatin' me, damn.
Oh, hey, Taurean,
Malcolm wanted us to get familiar
with the NewCo discovery.
You staying late?
Uh, it's gonna have to wait.
I'm going out of town.
- Oh, where to?
- Cabo.
Oh, my God, I was just there last year.
You should go to this place
that had killer
My hotel's all inclusive, thanks.
Oh, all-in-one. That's what's up.
Mm-hmm. I mean, it's like
family friendly and what not.
Drinks, food. Yeah, I get it.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Lawrence: Have you been
watching Looking for Latoya?
These white cops
aren't even looking for her.
I know, right?
- You think she's still alive?
- Mm-mm.
I think that the boyfriend did it.
How you gonna be
kinda together for five years?
Yeah, never trust a dude
with two dead teeth.
Hey, excuse me, can I get some mayo?
- (CHUCKLES)
- What?
You still laughing about
Looking for Latoya?
No, I just
Issa and I were literally just
laughing about this the other day.
Your whole mayo with fries thing.
Oh. Wait, what?
Y'all were talkin' about me?
(CHUCKLES)
So, so, so, so, so
what else did y'all say?
Nothing.
I mean, we talked about you
but it wasn't anything bad.
Like, I didn't know that
you ran track in college.
Yeah, for like, a year.
So how did that come up?
Is this uncomfortable?
- I made this uncomfortable.
- Uncomfortable. What, no.
I'm good, I'm just killing
this branzino, bro.
It's just, mmm.
Well, I promise that we weren't
really talking about you like that.
It's just that things have
been weird between Issa and me
and joking about it
somehow made it better.
Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure.
Are you okay?
Hell the fuck no I'm not okay.
I don't like this.
Condola talking to old girl about you.
They gonna start a podcast
about your dick.
The fuck outta here, man.
Shut it down.
You didn't get the cauliflower crust?
- Mm-mm.
- Come on, man.
I don't know,
I would just let it slide.
If you make a big deal out of
it, it'll just get worse.
They'll end up bonding over you
being all sensitive.
That's a smart nigga.
I used to be that fast.
Then I got swole.
You startin' to look like a box.
Thanks, bro.
All right, Derek,
so would you be cool with this shit?
- Fuck no.
- Exactly.
But this shit wouldn't happen to me
because I keep my shit tight.
Every time I break up
with a girl, I move.
I miss Dallas.
'Rence, 'Rence, 'Rence.
I tried to tell you.
Tell me what, nigga?
About peeing in the pool you swim in.
If you gonna pick up
a chick at a baby shower,
make sure she's a caterer.
Grab your ass a canape,
the digits, and dip.
All right, well, what if
I just texted Issa
and ask her to chill?
Eh, might come across
kind of harsh in a text.
All right, how about
a bitmoji of me saying
keep my name out your mouth?
Nah, you don't wanna start texting.
Old girl take your shit out of context
and send you some titties.
All of a sudden, you got a paper trail.
It'll blow up your
whole shit with Condola.
Condola come to me because she all sad.
I got to put it on her.
Now Leah mad.
Man, shut the fuck up.
All right, so I can't seem
sensitive to Condola,
and I can't seem petty to Issa.
Fuck am I supposed to do?
Whatever you do,
I think you got to be
up front about it.
- Look at all this gluten.
- It's oil.
- It's gluten.
- Just eat it.
I'm not paying for it.
You really do look like a box.
That's why I'm carb loading.
I carb load during the daytime,
and then I go for a run at night.
Then I can carb load
again in the daytime.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Condola: I listened to
that playlist you sent
and ScHoolboy Q is gonna
be an amazing headliner.
Now I can't wait
for the concert tomorrow.
Me neither.
And I'm gonna try to
get there early tomorrow
so I can talk to his people.
And I'ma wear my business Chucks.
(LAUGHS) Your business Chucks.
I have to.
They always make an impression.
Condola: I'm sure they do. (CHUCKLES)
If ScHoolboy Q says yes,
he gonna be my ScHoolboy Boo.
(LAUGHTER)
Hey!
(LAUGHTER)
- What's happening?
- That was great.
- Is this some kind of work date?
- Oh, we're just finished.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm gonna run now.
I need to get something to eat.
I'm starving.
Oh, yeah. Is this your purse?
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
Girl, why don't you just
stay here and eat with us?
Have you had the salmon droptop?
It makes me want to drop my top.
But I won't.
I don't wanna impose on your plans.
Impose on what?
We just gonna be talking
the same old shit.
Just add your shit to our shit.
You sure?
Oh, yeah.
Cool, fun. (CHUCKLES)
- Yay, fun.
- Okay.
Thank you, um,
I'm just gonna run to the restroom.
- I'll be right back.
- Cool.
- Perfect.
- Hey, I thought
it was just gonna be the two of us.
Oh, well, she said she was hungry
and I didn't wanna be rude.
Yeah, but I really
wanted to talk to you
and I don't know Condola like that.
Well, this is the perfect
opportunity to get to know her.
Look at God.
You want me to tell her to leave?
No, no, of course not. It's, it's cool.
Then how about we talk
at our next Self Care Sunday?
Ooh, we could get ice cream
after our hike.
That totally undoes the hike.
- But yes.
- (LAUGHTER)
Have you seen the dessert menu?
Yay, beignets.
Are you a mind-reader?
I was literally talking about dessert.
- Yes, beignets.
- I'm excited.
Ooh, Nutella.That's Italian.
(CHUCKLES) Choco-waffle, though.
- Can I
- Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Oh, I know what I'm getting.
Oh, thank you.
("WASTE MY TIME"
BY ZAIA PLAYING)
Now what you say
What it look like,
what the chips buy
Hundred new things,
do it feel right
Tripping, need to focus
deeper on your inside
Fall for anything
that you don't stand by
Trust, I don't got to lie,
it ain't in the cards
So if you can't
get me higher
I'ma go and I'ma find
a new supplier
Got me dipping through the
streets trying to find her
Love locked down, yeah
I need no reminder
Come around
just to bring me down
Why you tripping now, calm it down
Need to pop a pill,
sip on something now
Get it down, need to take a chill
Tensing up whenever I'm around
Tensing up whenever I come out
Hey.
Hey, nice place.
Thanks, it's pretty chill.
How you doin'?
Little Benjamin: Hey,
y'all wanna buy some chocolate?
It's for the homeless.
- Is it?
- Uh-uh.
Got it.
Y'all taking too long.
I'm finna go find a rabbit.
- Y'all got a rabbit?
- I guess so.
- Blame his mama.
- (CHUCKLING)
So what's up?
Look, I know that you
and Condola are friends
and honestly, y'all should do
y'alls thing or whatever.
But
maybe I don't have to come up
in you guys' conversation.
Oh.
Right, we, we
I mean, we talked about you,
but we didn't like,
talk about you, I promise.
We just kind of needed to
call it out to let it go.
Yeah, cool, cool.
'Cause, you know, I just want
her to get to know me through me
and I like her and, you
know, I want it to work out.
Yeah, she's great. I love Condola.
Condola, Condola!
- Condola!
- Yeah?
Okay, I'm finished.
Well thank you.
Sure. So I shouldn't tell her that
Lawrence is actually your middle name?
Yeah, nobody needs
to know about Martin.
Whassup? (LAUGHS)
Sky mind
Watch your thoughts coming down
Like clouds that I can
see through, yeah
MOLLY: It's open.
(DOOR OPENS)
And she cooks? Oh, shit.
Listen, my gumbo is bomb. I throw down.
Or throw out, 'cause low-key,
this is the third roux I've made.
Why you got to stir it so much?
- What you doing?
- Throwing down.
Yeah, well, that's not on the menu.
Oh, so it's not gumbo and chill.
Yeah, I was thinking more like
chill and chill.
You know, like we eat,
we go sit down and just talk.
Oh, that's real chill.
- You're in charge.
- I know.
- You want a taste?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let me taste it.
- The gumbo.
- That's
- Okay, relax.
- What I was talking about.
Yeah.
Mmm. Mm-hmm, mm-mm.
There's too much salt.
I'm black, I got about eight
uncles that have hypertension.
I know when something has
too much salt in it, okay?
Okay.
I ain't makin' another roux.
We just gonna have to die.
What you don't see
is the full-on meltdown
that happened when
we were about to leave.
- Disney's a hell of a drive.
- (CHUCKLES)
- Hey, which one's Curtis?
- On the left.
The one clutching a churro
like it's his job.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, you guys grew up in Gardena.
So I'm sure y'all were
always at Disneyland.
Eh, no, we never went.
Me and my brother always wanted to go,
but my sister wasn't really
good with crowds.
- Really? Why?
- Just 'cause.
- Well, where is she now?
- We're not really sure.
You don't know where your sister lives.
I don't really want to get into it.
(SCOFFS) Hey, listen, it's okay.
- You can tell me.
- Mm-hmm.
Hey, we can still make it
to the show if you wanna go.
Okay, well, you can go if
that's where you'd rather be.
Wait, wait, wait, what did I miss?
(SCOFFS) Honestly, I'm just
just a little frustrated.
Um, I feel like you're
you don't wanna talk to me
about your work stuff
or your family.
I-I just feel like you don't
really wanna let me in.
Based on this one conversation?
I just feel like it's just all jokes
and shit talking with us.
Okay, is this because we haven't
put a label on this or anything?
No, it's because I want to date a guy
who doesn't avoid being real.
Like, I wanna date a guy with depth.
Wow. Everything is an issue with you.
I'm gonna catch the show.
("LIL MAMA" BY LO VILLAGE PLAYING)
Bounce with me
I see you, little mama, yeah, yeah
I hope it's not a problem,
yeah, yeah
The way you move that ass,
I had to push up right on it
I see you, little mama, yeah, yeah
I hope it's not a problem,
yeah, yeah
The way you move that ass,
I had to push up right on it
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED)
(SIGHS)
(PHONE CLICKING)
We have put as many resources as we can
towards finding Toyota.
We put her photo all around the city.
Mm-mm, that's a car. Mm-mm.
- (PHONE BUZZES)
- (TV CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
(PHONE CLICKS)
- Hey.
- Hey, you got a minute?
- LAWRENCE: Yeah, what's up?
- Just real quick,
I'm about to see Condola soon,
and just so I don't fuck up again,
does she know we met up?
And should I say something or nah?
Nah.
I don't think so. It's not that deep.
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Cool.
So how are you?
- We can just hang up.
- Yeah, me too, bye.
Reporter (ON TV):
It's been almost two months
and the cops still have no leads.
They never find us.
(SIGHS)
(LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm drunk off water
when I'm up in the ocean
Relax my mind,
it be a lot of commotion
I ain't got the whip but
can you picture me rollin'
For now I'm just catching the bus
You niggas got money
still ain't fuckin' with us
Hell yeah, I still got it
Did it without a label,
yeah, I run my life
Fat white man wanna cut of my check
Dad with the 9,
put the gun to his neck
Man, I love my dad
(PHONE CLICKS)
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES)
Taurean, where are we
on the FoodTime case?
Our biggest hurdle is classifying
whether drivers for FoodTime
are actual employees
or whether or not they're
independent contractors.
Cynthia: What about looking at
the contractual relationship
with its drivers?
Meaning did they have
the right to control
the manner in which
the meals are delivered.
Well, gig economy is tricky.
At first, I thought because
our plaintiff's only job
was delivering for FoodTime,
and because he was paid hourly
rather than per delivery
that it could present a problem.
But then, I realized that
the Sampson decision
provides precedent in our favor.
Molly, did you have something to add?
No, no, no, no, no.
I, I agree with Taurean.
No, I just thought
I saw a window washer.
That is a dangerous job.
Okay, great, moving on
to the Marshall case.
What's the latest?
(KNOCKING)
- You busy?
- Oh, no, of course not.
Come in.
Oh. We closing doors now.
So I mentioned the Sampson
decision in the meeting
and I saw that
they were an MJ&S client.
Are you familiar with them?
Yeah, they were there when I was there.
So why didn't you say anything?
There was nothing to say.
You know, I've pulled employee data
instead of going through
the court docket
which could save you some time,
but you know, there's no wrong way.
It's up to you.
So you were just gonna
let me waste my time?
No, I didn't want to be negative.
Molly, agreeing with me,
complimenting me,
trying to be my travel agent.
I don't need you to do
all those things.
If you've got something
to say, just say it.
Okay.
Look, I'm not proud of the way I
handled the Metra case with you.
I wasn't being a team player
and I apologize.
I'd like for us to get along, but
I know it'll probably take some time.
All right.
So you don't wanna close my door?
Time's up, got my coins up,
my bars up
Soon we find 'em,
we gon' slide 'em, we lined 'em
ISSA: Hell yeah, I've heard
of boneless babies.
That shit is real.
Molly: Girl,
that's what I've been sayin'.
I'ma call Jerome tonight.
- Oh, hey, listen.
- (SCHOOLBOY Q PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
You hear that?
Is she okay? What's wrong with her?
- She's fine.
- That's my headliner.
See, the universe knows what's up, man.
So wait, you found somebody?
That's awesome.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
You should take me out to celebrate.
Andrew can come too, but he got to pay.
(CHUCKLES)
Eh, maybe.
Oh, 'cause the pussy still on pause?
- I peep the discipline.
- Girl, not really.
He came over the other night,
I tried to get him to open up,
but pfft!
That went all the way left.
He just walked out, so I don't know.
Damn, girl.
- What?
- No, nothing.
- Say it.
- Nothing!
It seems like you always
findin' a problem.
Sometimes, I'm like,
do you wanna be happy?
I'm sorry, I just
Aren't you tired?
Because I'm tired for you.
(MUTTERING): I told you I
wasn't gonna say nothing.
But here you go,
making me say something.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hold on one second.
Um
I got to take this. I'll catch up.
(PHONE CLICKS)
- Hello?
- ANDREW: Hey.
You got a second?
Uh, yeah, I'm hiking. What's up?
I'm sorry about the other night.
Me too, you know,
and if I was pressing too hard,
- or just doing too much
- Oh, no, no, you weren't.
That night, I was thinking
I don't want to bore you with it
but honestly
it's just hard for me to
let someone in like that.
But you called me on it, and
it just might take some time.
I got time.
Cool.
- ISSA: Get away!
- Um
Stop!
Yeah, I got to get back to Issa.
She's in a fight with a gnat right now.
Cool?
- Girl, did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw.
(ISSA SCOFFS)
Who was that?
Uh, just, just some work shit.
You stay working.
Good call on this place
for Self Care Sunday.
- Love this view.
- Me too.
Oh, bitch,
I had to end it with TSA bae.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, girl.
Plan B was becoming my Plan A,
and you know what did not serve me?
Fucking a nigga with two kids
and a third one on the way.
But I'm proud of me low-key
'cause it was hard
to let him go to be honest
'cause that dick was thick, okay?
Thick.
("FAR ROCKAWAY"
BY KAMAUU PLAYING)
I go my own way
You go your own way
I hope we can make a way
These kind of things fade away
I got my own way
You got your own way
They seem to be far away
Further than Rockaway
Wasn't even fighting
on the day today
Wasn't even tired
so to take a break
Wasn't on the menu
but was on the plate
I hate it and I hate it
I ain't like the taste
Nasty, all gained momentum
by the last wave
People coming back
to harass me
You good lover,
you good lover, you love
Like we already done, uh-huh
They say why do fools
Always chase the person who
Makes them black and blue
Break my heart
Don't cut me loose, loose
When all
All of the colors start to change
Oh
And fall
And suddenly it's not the same, whoa
How many of these do you usually use?
About 12.
Do you think you need that many?
'Cause I avoca-don't.
(STIFLED LAUGHTER)
You need to upgrade your shit.
She doesn't care about that.
That girl got you
on the path and everything.
It's just a Friendsgiving. Calm down.
Everybody knows not to miss
a Condola joint.
She's party Spike Lee.
(LAUGHING)
We eating!
Yeah.
The wait is an hour though?
You still going to Molly's?
Yeah, I'll just text her
I'm going to be late.
What's your new man look like?
- Ma.
- Is he Korean?
Whatcha all doing?
Checking out Molly's new guy.
Let me see him!
Is he crazy and rich? Oh, shit!