101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (2011) s01e01 Episode Script
You Fuse, You Lose
Tonight, 8 contestants competing in a game show like no other.
The question is I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answer can win you $50,000 Whoo! What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Aah! Oh, my God.
And you're gone Aah! Oh, not not like this.
Just aa On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
You guys all look so serious.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the most insane game show in the history of television.
One of you, who we're gonna call "the winner," in this case, is gonna walk out of here with $50,000.
I know, I know, and we couldn't have made it more simple for you.
All you gotta do is answer a question correctly, and you stay in the game.
It's that easy.
I like that.
Whoo! However, get just one question wrong and you're not only gonna be eliminated from this show a penniless failure, 'cause there's absolutely no fun in that for me, we are gonna eject you from this show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
All right.
You guys ready? Yeah! All right.
I'm gonna split you guys into two groups.
We're gonna start with you guys up front, so you guys can step aside and watch the fun.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
To compete for the $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
If you don't, you're off the show and here's how.
No! Oh, my God! That is a 1940s biplane.
Ohh! Ohh.
Oh, no! Whoa.
You will be standing on the top wing.
Oh, my gosh.
What? Aah! If you get it right, you're safe.
If you are wrong, however, that plane is gonna go screaming down this runway, take off with you standing on top No.
And soar high, high into the air and away from your chances of $50,000.
I like to call this one "on a wing and a prayer.
" Help me.
Wow.
Ohh.
Before I get to the first question, we're gonna play a little game to determine who gets to answer in what order.
Take one of these pads and pass it down.
In 2006, William Shatner sold his kidney stone.
Write do how much the buyer ended up paying for it.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, son.
All right.
Let's see what you guys wrote down.
$26,000, $1,500, $1,000,000, and $15,000, smiley face.
$1,500 is the lowest.
Well, it's not a kidney.
It's a stone.
Sure.
$1 million.
Now you did hear "kidney stone," not "kidney diamond"? I-I did.
Well, William Shatner's kidney stone sold for $75,000.
Oh.
Whoo! All the proceeds went to hurricane Katrina victims, which means, Chuck, you are the closest.
You're going first.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Art, you're going second Whoo! Nice! Kelly, third All right.
Whoa! And whoo! $1 million gets to go fourth.
All right.
Let's get you guys suited up.
Follow me.
75 grand for a kidney stone? I'll pass one for that.
Aw, you guys look so cute and aerodynamic.
By the way, luge practice is gonna happen in an hour from now, okay? All right.
To get yourself one step closer to that $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
I'm gonna give you the answers first, though, and they are the And the question is, as of April 2011, which three of these are actual apps you can buy from the iTunes app store? Chuck, if you're a little tense and you wanna stretch it out, we can do that.
Um No, I'm all right.
I'm ready to rock it.
Let's go.
All right.
On that note All right.
What are you thinking as far as your answer goes? Baby cry translator I could've used that about three years ago when my kids were crying.
I didn't know what the hell they were crying about.
You're a family man? I have a daughter who just turned 5, and my son is 3.
So not old enough yet that this will be embarrassing.
Remember, three of 'em are right.
One is wrong.
You know, you gotta be in shape to text these days, so I am gonna go with finger treadmill.
All right.
Art, over to you.
Second in line.
What are you gonna do with the money? I'm gonna buy my iguana a huge rain forest condo that's gonna blow everyone's minds.
There's gonna be waterfalls.
There's gonna be a bunch of stuff.
Sure.
I mean, why wouldn't you? Yeah, why not? Exactly.
For $50,000, have waterfalls made of gold.
All right, art, finger treadmill is off the list.
People are kinda crazy when they get their babies, so I'm gonna go with the baby cry translator app.
Okay.
Okay.
Kelly.
Hi.
Hi.
What do you do for a living? Um, I'm an interventional vascular technologist, so yeah.
It's okay.
That one just went "whoosh" for me.
All right.
Left on the board, we have ex-boyfriend locator and mosquito repellent.
I would say ex-boyfriend locator, 'cause I think there's a lot of psycho chicks out there that want to locate their ex-boyfriend.
All right, and finally we're over to Jasmine.
Hello.
You're definitely getting stuck with mosquito repellent.
Repellent.
I'm actually fine with that.
That's my only choice.
Jasmine, where a a you from? I detect an accent.
It sounds like new Jersey.
No, I'm actually from Houston, Texas.
I was close.
Very close.
Everyone has got their answers.
Chuck, you answered, "finger treadmill.
" Art chose baby cry translator.
Kelly picked ex-boyfriend locator, and Jasmine was stuck with mosquito repellent.
It's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" No, not me, not me, not me.
I'm gonna make this real easy on two of you, all right? You can burn a lot of calories on the finger treadmill.
Chuck, you are safe.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! And a karate kick in there! Yes! Ohh.
Guess who else is safe? Who? The person who answered "Baby cry translator.
" Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Art, you are safe.
Yes! Oh, ladies.
The gentlemen are safe.
Ladies, we are starting preboarding.
You can make your way to your airplanes.
Oh, no.
Ohh! Oh, my God.
I'm gonna die.
No.
Whoever's wrong will need to make sure that their seat Ohh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! And tray tables are in the upright and locked position, because you're gonna be taking off.
I'm ohh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
I asked you guys to name an app that you could actually buy in the iTunes app store.
Kelly, you went with ex-boyfriend locator, and, Jasmine, you went with mosquito repellent.
The wrong answer is Ohh.
Ohh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
No.
Ex-boyfriend locator! So long, Kelly! Enjoy the flight! Oh, my God! Help me! God, help me.
Shut up.
Oh, my God! I can't believe I'm doing this! Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
I'm gonna puke! Ohh! Help me! Aah! Yeah! Congratulations, guys.
You're moving on to the next round.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see what's in store for the others.
Let's go.
Seriously.
All right.
The three of you guys can wait right over here.
The other four, let's go have some fun.
Hell, yeah.
Let's do it! Whoo! Whoo! All right.
If my calculations are correct, Kelly should be somewhere over Kansas.
Ohh.
Who's in the mood for $50,000? Okay.
Well, you're gonna have to get this question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
We are all gonna be on top of that truck right there Wow.
As it continues to move at high speeds.
Whoa.
Get the question wrong, you are gonna get dropped off the side of it.
Ohh! And P.
S.
we will still be moving.
No way.
Who's in the mood for $50,000? Okay.
Well, to get a step closer to that $50,000, you're gonna have to get this question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
We are all gonna be on top of that truck right there If you are wrong, you are gonna get dropped off the side of it.
Ohh! And P.
S.
we will still be moving.
No way.
Ohh.
I like to call this one "road rage.
" Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
Before I ask the next question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Everyone, take one of these pads and pass it down.
I want you to write down, in feet, how tall the letter "h" in the Hollywood sign is.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right.
Let's see what we have for answers.
Flip 'em over.
Matt went with 100 feet.
It's gotta be a big "h," man.
Sharon went with 42 feet.
Ara 40 feet, and Trish 12 feet.
Now, Trish, you are aware, a basketball hoop is 10 feet? Okay.
I was just trying to picture two men standing on top of each other, and I thought that maybe it would be equal.
Well, what if I told you the "h" is actually 45 feet? Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ohh! Which means, Sharon, you're going first.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Let's do it.
Ara, you're going second Whoo! Trish, third, and, Matt, with 100 feet, you get to go fourth.
Let's do it.
Ohh.
All right, lemmings, follow me.
All right.
Now that we're all comfortable and at a nice cruising speed, anyone nervous? Ohh.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are the answers.
Three of those answers are right.
One is wrong.
Your obvious job is to avoid the wrong one.
Drop 'em off! Yeah.
Yeah.
So, Sharon, you have three boys.
Yes.
Would they be psyched about you up here, or are they gonna say, "mom, you're crazy"? Oh, my God.
They would be so psyched.
They'd be wanting to be right here with me.
Okay.
Three of those items are on a U.
S.
one-dollar bill.
I am going to say God, is this a trick question? Is there not a flag on it? I want to go with the obvious.
Um, I know that there is Roman numerals, so I-I'm gonna go with Roman numerals.
You had your first choice.
That's a pretty good position to be in.
Absolutely.
All right.
Moving on to Ara.
Now you just graduated from cooking school, yeah? Yes, I did.
What are you doing later? You want to cook me dinner? Uh, maybe.
It depends if I don't fall off this truck.
How about your answer? Roman numerals is off the table.
Pressure.
Well, the dollar bill has that pyramid on it.
I know that, and I know there's, like, an eye on it.
Pyramid and eye were not the choices.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying to envision it.
I think ohh.
Gotta make a decision, bro.
I'm gonna say key.
Trish, you seem a little tense.
I am.
Not as tense as our friend Matt over there.
Matt looks like he's gonna throw up.
You are downwind.
He throws up, you are all gonna get it! Oh, no.
Yeah.
Get it together, Matt! No! I don't want to! That'll happen.
Trish? Yes.
What are you gonna do with the money? Um, I'm gonna get tickets to go see Justin Bieber! Whoo! No, seriously.
What are you gonna do with the money? Buy a backstage pass to Justin Bieber.
Whoo! Okay.
Well, a key and Roman numerals are off the table.
Um, I don't want to fall off the edge.
Okay.
I used to fold one-dollar bills like origami and stuff.
Who didn't? So I think I might've saw those weighing scales, like Okay.
I think I am gonna go with scales.
You're gonna go with scales due to your extensive dollar bill folding past.
Yes, my origami expertise.
All right, Matt.
What's up, Jeff? How are we doing down there? Been better, man.
You, of course, are left with the American flag.
That's right, Jeff.
Well, you know what? Here's the thing.
You've got the jawline and chin of a superhero, and that's gotta count for something.
Am I right? Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's why I was on this show.
I looked at myself in the mirror, and I realized that I am not only smart, but also sexy as well.
So you know what that makes me? It makes me Einstein with a six-pack, you know what I mean, Jeff? Okay.
It looks like you need to hit the gym.
You're telling me i need to hit the gym? Looks like it, man.
Well, I'm not the one that's almost crying because I'm on top of a truck.
Okay, guys.
Sharon went with Roman numerals.
Ara, you answered, "a key.
" Trish, you went with scales, and, Matt, an American flag.
One of you is wrong, any of these levers will send that person over the edge.
Oh, man.
You guys don't mind if test this lever here, do ya? No! I just wanna test it.
Whoa! Yeah, this one's fine.
I do want to try out the second lever, though.
No.
There's just something about it.
No, no, no! Okay.
That one doesn't work, either.
I need to get my technician up here to look at this thing.
I bet one of you would like to be safe.
Yeah, definitely.
Tough luck.
The wrong answer is Oh, oh, oh! Oh, God! Uh-huh.
Okay, guys.
I asked you to name an item that is on the U.
S.
one-dollar bill.
Sharon went with Roman numerals.
Ara, you answered, "a key.
" Trish, you went with scales Yes.
And, Matt, an American flag.
The wrong answer is Oh, crap.
Yeah! American flag! Matt, drop and give me 20! Damn it! Yeah! Aah! Whoo! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Oh, my God! Congratulations, and we're moving on to the next round! Let's go! All right.
Uh, the three of you guys can go right over there.
The rest of you, park it right here.
All right.
Car humor.
Ah.
Okay, I digress.
Jasmine, you were very close to getting eliminated.
Yes, it was a very scary situation for me.
You know, black folks don't stand on wings.
We eat 'em okay.
So I just I was trying to keep myself maintained.
Well said.
Well said.
Maintained.
All right, art, now that we are out of the full-body unitard, uh, I notice some tattoos.
What do you got there? My pride and joy is my Gaga tattoo.
Right there Now do you have any concern that in three months when she's no longer relevant that that one's gonna be a really bad idea? She'll never die.
She's a legend already.
You guys ready to get started? All right.
To compete for that $50,000 Bring it! All you gotta do is get the next question right.
If you don't, you are off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be inside one of these cars.
If you answer correctly, you're safe.
If you are wrong, however, and one of you will be, you will go screaming down this road, hit that ramp Whoa.
Whoa.
Flip over into a fiery inferno Wow.
And crash into a mangled mess on the other side! I like to call this one "single-car pileup.
" I'm not doing that.
I'm so glad that's not us.
As always, before I ask you guys the next question, gonna play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Write down the maximum number of passengers the world's largest cruise ship, "Allure of the Seas," can hold.
Closest to that number gets to answer first, second, so on.
You guys know the drill.
All right.
Let's see your answers.
Flip 'em around.
Chuck went with 2,700.
Jasmine 15,000, exclamation point! Art 5,000 What? Ohh.
I love you, mom.
Well, the "Allure of the Seas," the world's largest cruise ship, can hold 6,318 passengers Ohh! Come on! I was gonna say 5,000.
What? Which means art's answer of 5,000 makes him first, Chuck with 2,700 will be second, and Jasmine's 15,000 puts her at a very distant third.
I'm seeing a pattern, Jasmine.
Yes! Love you, mom.
Second place.
All right.
You guys rearrange real quick.
Let's get to it, shall we? All right.
Come on.
All right.
Do it.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are the answers The question is Art, we're gonna start with you, but before we do, you said you loved your mom.
Yes, I do.
You said you love lady Gaga.
I do.
Who would win in a fight? My mom.
Art, you have the honors of going first.
Okay.
Two of those answers are right.
One is wrong.
Unless you want to flip over in a fiery car, you're gonna want to avoid that wrong one.
I don't want that.
Well, Mel Gibson he's kinda crazy.
He's lost his mind, but mm-hmm.
Coming from a man who's gonna spend $45,000 on an iguana.
Pfft.
You know.
You know.
Um, but I'm not getting the vibe from him Okay.
Okay.
So I'm gonna say George Michael.
So you think George Michael has been arrested at least five times? Yeah, he was a naughty boy.
I remember that.
I heard about what he was doing.
He's nasty.
Okay.
Chuck, we're moving on over to you.
Chuck, where are you from? All right.
I am from new yawk.
Not New York.
New Yawk.
New Yawk.
That's what I said.
New Yawk.
George Michael's off the table.
You have Mel Gibson and Martin Sheen.
Well, Mel Gibson's been in the news a lot, you know? After what I heard on the radio, I hope he's been arrested at least five times.
So you're saying he's a bad dude? Let's lock it in.
Mel Gibson! All right.
Very good.
Jasmine! Hello.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hi.
Who do you think up here's going home? Chuck.
Well, I could've answered that question for ya.
You think Chuck's going home? I cannot believe Chuck chose Mel Gibson.
More than actually five times.
I just want to be clear.
We're not confusing Martin Sheen with Charlie Sheen, are we? Uh-oh.
That's what I think I just did.
Oh, my word.
I'm just putting it out there.
See, now the confidence is just shot me down.
All right.
I got a great idea.
Let's hear it.
Let's get you guys suited up and inside those cars.
Yeah! Yeah! Now I'm startin' to sweat.
I have asked you guys name a celebrity that has been arrested at least five times.
Art, you went with George Michael.
Chuck went with Mel Gibson, and Jasmine went with Martin Sheen, and one of you is going screaming down that road oh, my gosh.
To flip over Ohh.
In a fiery explosion! Ohh.
I just wanted to yell that 'cause I think it makes it more dramatic.
Oh, I'm so scared.
I'm gonna throw up on myself.
One of these celebrities has been arrested 60 times.
Whoo! Oh, my God.
I'm freaking out.
Come on.
A lot of those arrests were for political protesting.
Jasmine, you are safe.
Martin Sheen is correct.
Yes! Yes! Get on out of the car.
Come on over.
Yes! Final four! Nice.
Give me a give it to me.
Give me the dance.
Give me the dance.
You know what we call this dance? One step closer to $50,000.
Oh, my God.
Guys Ohh.
Goggles down.
Windows up.
We put your windows up because of the fiery explosion! Ohmy gosh.
Please don't do this.
Don't do this.
I got this.
I got this.
I'm not going nowhere.
This is it.
The wrong answer is Holy .
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I have asked you guys to name a celebrity that has been arrested at least five times.
Jasmine's answer of Martin Sheen was correct.
Chuck went with Mel Gibson.
Art, you went with George Michael.
Come on.
Holy.
I'm gonna throw up.
The wrong answer is Please Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson! Aah! Damn you, Mel Gibson! Oh! Oh, no! Whoa! Here we go, baby! Whoa! Baba booey! Whoa! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The car flipped! Oh, my God.
Wow! Baba booey! Whoa! Oh, God! Holy.
No way! No way.
Oh, my God! Gagalupe! Aah! Oh, my God! Get me out of this thing.
You guys are moving on to the final round.
You are this much closer to $50,000.
Why don't you guys meet the others over at the abandoned ammo dump? Whoo! Yeah.
Whoo! Whoa! Ohh.
Right on.
Yeah! Whoo, Jeff! Whoo! Snazzy! Get some! Yeah.
Hola.
Perfect.
Yeah.
That was supposed to go up into a fiery explosion like Chuck.
Oh.
How awesome was that? That was bad ass.
That was so incredible.
That was awesome.
Speaking of explosions, I got a surprise in store for you guys.
Ah.
Trish, who are you not worried about? I'm not worried about Sharon one bit.
Oh! Moms don't intimidate me one bit.
Oh, really? Right.
Oh.
Except have you seen that look, though? My mom does it better.
Ohh! Ara how about you? I-I'm not too scared for Gaga.
Ooh.
What's up with Gaga? Gaga I'm not too worried about him.
I know! They ain't goo-goo for Gaga? Put the claw out there and remind 'em.
How about we get to the fun stuff? What do you say? Yeah.
Good idea.
I like fun stuff.
Let's do it.
All right.
Whoo! I'm ready.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you have to do is to get this question right.
If you get it wrong, you're off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be sitting in one of these fancy pilot chairs.
Underneath that is a box of explosives, naturally oh, my God.
And attached to that box of explosives, we need a fuse.
I'm gonna light all three of these fuses.
If you give me the wrong answer, and one of you will, you are going to explode straight up into the air Oh.
And I don't even know how high you're gonna go Aah.
But there's a chance you may not come down.
Ohh.
I call this one "you fuse, you lose.
" Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Take one of these.
Pass it on.
Before we get to the next question last thoughts? I want to play a little game to determine the order Thank you.
In which you're gonna answer in.
Here we go.
Write down how many teeth a full-grown African lion has.
Ooh.
Whoever gets closest to the correct number will answer first.
Second closest answers second, and so on.
All right? Let's see what you got for answers.
Booyakasha! Boom Shakalaka.
Trish is going with 32, "duh.
" 46! Exclamation point Ooh.
And just a standard 48.
A full-grown African lion has 30 teeth, which means we're gonna go right in this order.
Whoo! Oh! Trish was two teeth off.
Oh! Ara, you're gonna go second with 46 Yeah! Yes! I'll take it! I'll take it! Ohh.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And Sharon is going third.
Why don't we get you guys in your pilot seats Man! Lucky guess.
Locked, loaded, strapped, and ready to go? You guys comfy? Yes.
'Cause your comfort is my number one concern.
I have a question that I am dying to ask you guys, but first here are the answers And Which two of these items Trish, you get to go first, but before we get your answer Okay.
Tell me again.
What are you gonna do with that money if you win? I'm gonna buy Justin Bieber backstage passes.
Pfft.
That there's no way you're serious about this.
She is a little insane.
I think she needs to go bye-bye.
Just a little bit.
You are a brave, brave soul.
Very good.
We need to blow her up.
We can rocket her out of here.
Well, two of those are right.
One is wrong.
Unless you like explosives underneath your butt You want to avoid the wrong one.
I know that there's such thing as a McGriddle.
It's delicious, but I've never heard of a spam McGriddle.
Okay.
And then McLobster? Lobster's, like, expensive, and McDonald's is supposed to be cheap, so McEgg roll seems like it would make sense, because it flows off the tongue very well, and it just seems a l tame, so I'm gonna go with McEgg roll, 'cause that was my first gut choice Okay.
And every other time I've always gone with my gut, and it's always done well for me, so Go with the gut! Okay.
We're moving over to Ara.
Ara is getting married.
Hi.
Ara! Definitely.
When is the wedding? The wedding is j Time-out.
I really don't care.
How are you gonna pay for that wedding? You I'm paying for it with the money that I win from this game show.
Okay.
Let's talk about your answer.
All right.
Let's talk.
McEgg roll is off the table.
Spam is gross, but people in Hawaii love spam.
Okay.
I'm gonna go with spam McGriddle based on Hawaii loving spam.
You are putting a lot on Hawaii.
I-if I don't get this right, I'm gonna be very upset with the whole state of Hawaii and McDonald's.
Sharon, over to you.
You are the mom of all of 'em.
Yeah.
I'm not the mom of them.
I know.
You're getting stuck with McLobster.
You okay with that? When Trisha picked McEgg roll, I think she picked the wrong one.
It's Trish.
So McLobster, you feel, is on the McDonald's menu in the United States yeah.
Yeah.
And you think Trish is going home? I do.
I'm sorry, Trish.
Bye-bye.
Well, all right.
Oh, boy.
Now you guys are aware, I'm in control.
You guys can go at any time.
I say let 'em all fly off.
That's the kind of control I have.
I like being saved.
I like lighting fuses.
Ohh.
Trish, you seem concerned all of a sudden.
I just don't want to go up there.
Well, Ara seemed pretty confident with his answer of spam McGriddle, so for funses Okay.
Let's find out if spam is right.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's find out, everyone.
Oh, my God! Hang tight.
This is gonna be fun! Oh, God.
Good luck, Ara.
Aah! This is not gonna be fun.
Oh, man.
It's getting really close, Ara, and Aah! Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you're safe.
Oh, guess what? Ara, you're safe.
Yeah! What's up, baby?!! Spam McGriddle is correct.
You are moving on to the final round.
Yeah! Come on over.
Aah! That's right! All right.
Very aggressive.
I like it.
That's right! Well, Trish had her first choice and went with McEgg roll.
Sharon had no choice and got stuck with McLobster.
It seems like everything is in place for a great dramatic ending.
I love it.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" I'm just gonna start off over here.
Let's do it! Oh, God.
Whoo! Here we go.
You know, let's double the pleasure! Aah! Aah.
Oh! Ohh.
The wrong answer is Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Well, it looks like Sharon is safe.
No boom-boom over there.
No.
See ya later, Trish! McEgg roll is wrong! Oh! Wow! Oh, my God! Yeah! We have our finalists.
The four of you are moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Yes! Yeah! Whoo! Let's head to the tower.
This way.
Whoo! Whoo! Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Whoo-hoo! This is scary.
Ay, dios mÃo.
How tall is this? This is way too tall for me.
This is insane.
This is no fun.
Oh.
Welcome to the final round! Unh-unh.
No.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Bring it on out.
Don't be afraid.
What the hell is this? Oh, God.
I'm gonna stay back here.
Come on out.
Oh, my God.
This is crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
Here it is the final round.
We've worked very hard today, haven't we? We have.
Yes.
Mm-hmm, and we made it this far! And it's down to the four of you.
I don't know if it's worth it.
Whoo! Ooh-whoo! And in a few short moments, one of you will be walking away key words here walking away right.
That'll be me.
$50,000 richer.
However, for the rest of you, you're gonna be testing the laws of gravity to the extreme levels.
Ooh! Bye-bye.
Since we are in the final round and since I am giving out $50,000, we are changing up the rules a little.
There are going to be four answers.
Three of those answers will be wrong Okay.
And there's only one right answer.
Your job is to choose that one correct answer.
You do, and you're gonna win the big money.
Yeah! All right.
I got that.
I'd like to do that.
I'd love to do that.
If you give me one of the wrong answers, you're off the show, and here's how.
Imagine, if you will, you are standing on that platform Oh, no.
Unh-unh.
When all of a sudden, the bottom drops out, and you just happen to fall ten stories down below.
Oh, my God for three of you, that will be a reality.
I call this one "The drop of terror"! Aah.
Ohh.
Echo Echo, echo, echo, echo.
How you feeling? Whew! Jeff, the highest I've ever been is five inches on some stilettos for Gaga, not no 100 feet.
This is some ridiculous I ooh.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Ara.
Yes, sir.
You're about to take the plunge getting married Oh.
Instead of taking the plunge off the tower.
I'll stick with the plunge getting married You need practice.
Ohh.
Okay.
And I'll walk down these stairs with 50 grand.
All right.
You guys know the deal.
Before I get to the last and final question ohh.
We're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're gonna write down a number on one of these boards.
Take it.
Pass it down.
Here we go.
Let's say the average adult fell from this platform Just hypothetical Oh, my God.
And broke one of his bones.
Write down how many unbroken bones he'd have left.
I should know this.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, so on.
All right.
Let's see.
Flip 'em around.
Let's see what the answers are.
Jasmine went with 75 bones.
Art went with 305 bones.
Sharon 133, and Ara went 207.
Oh, God.
I can tell you this much.
The average human has 206 bones right.
Meaning if you broke one, you'd have 205 Oh, my God! Which means Ara goes first with 207.
Yeah, baby! Yeah! Sharon goes second with 133 bones Yeah! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! No.
Art's in third with 305 bones Whoo! And shockingly Ohh.
Jasmine is in fourth position with 75 bones.
Jasmine.
But she keeps getting saved with fourth position.
She's got this luck on her side.
It's worked for you so far.
Whoo! Obviously.
I got a brilliant idea.
Why don't we get you guys out on the platforms? No.
Unh-unh.
I don't like that idea.
No.
Go ahead.
Get on out there.
Trust me.
It is safe.
Oh, God.
Uh-huh.
Everyone, to the edge of your platforms.
Whoo! Carefully, please.
Oh, my God.
Ohh.
Aah.
Oh, lord.
I-I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm freaking out.
Keep coming.
Jasmine, you are not even close.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You need to get right up there.
Sharon, keep coming.
Ara, you're good.
All right.
I can't go no more.
This is really scary.
Oh, lord, help me.
Ohh.
All right.
Well, here it is.
For $50,000 I'm freaking out.
Here are the answers Okay.
To the final question.
I'm crying right now.
Oh, my God.
Whew.
They are Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
And The question is Three of the answers are wrong.
One is right.
Okay.
I know this one.
Oh, Jasmine knows it.
Unfortunately, she is in the worst position to be in.
Yes.
This is Ara's in the best position to be in.
You look very nervous.
Okay.
I'm freaking out.
I am in a full freak-out.
Is that gonna affect your answer? Yes, most definitely.
Yes.
I think it might either Google Or Facebook.
I can't do I am not right.
I am shaking.
And I don't want to put any added pressure to you, but art has wet himself three times already.
I cannot take this right now.
Come on with the answers.
I'm gonna go with Facebook.
Sharon, over to you.
I'm gonna throw up.
Ara has locked in his answer.
Facebook.
Com is off the table.
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.
I'm not, but whew! Okay, I was kind of on Ara's lines.
I'm gonna go with Google, because I use it every single day.
Google.
Com Yeah.
Is the most-visited website in the U.
S.
? Google Maps, Google we've got maps, Google Earth.
I'm shaking.
I'm going with Google.
Art, so far all I've heard from you is a lot of Oh, my gosh.
Amazon! I'm just picking Amazon, because that's what I feel in my heart.
I don't care anymore.
Just keep it going.
I don't want to stand up here anymore.
Just drop me if you have to.
Aah.
Do you use Amazon.
Com a lot? I'm about to.
Don't they sell freakin' pills to just knock me out or just calm me down? I'm about to fall off this thing without a drop.
Oh, man.
Art is locking in Amazon.
Com.
Ooh-whoo! Over to Jasmine, who finally has shown some emotion Ohh! I can't even look at you, Jeff.
I'm so scared.
So we know she's still alive.
Jasmine, you have been in this position all day, yet here you are a chance at $50,000.
Oh, my God.
I feel very blessed, Jeff.
Do you think that luck is gonna continue? I have to think positive, and I guess going with yahoo! I don't know.
Now, Jasmine, is yahoo! What you would've gone with? No, I definitely would've went with Amazon.
People are always buying stuff from off of Amazon.
You know, uh, I don't want to sway this one way or another but you know where I got this trigger? Mm! Oh, God! Okay.
Okay.
Amazon.
Com.
Oh, God.
T, do me a favor and just take your glasses off.
Aah.
Put 'em in your pocket or something.
Oh, God.
We definitely want your pocket to see what's happening.
All right.
This is it.
For the final time tonight Let's see who's leaving Oh, God.
"101 ways to leave a game show.
" Whoa.
Aah.
Oh, God.
Aah.
No, no, no.
I asked you to name the most-visited website in the U.
S.
in 2010.
Ara, you went with Facebook.
Com.
Visit it a lot.
Sharon, you chose Google.
Google.
Com.
Art wasted no time whatsoever.
I think it's the nerves, and he went with Amazon.
Com, leaving Jasmine Yahoo.
Com.
Yahoo.
Com.
Well, safety off.
Aah! Oh, my God.
Safety on.
Safety off.
Oh, come on, Jeff.
Jeff, come on! Safety on.
Safety off.
Don't do this to us.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yahoo.
Com! Yeah! So long, Jasmine! Whoo-hoo! Aah! Yahoo! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Oh, my God! Wow! Holy! You've got to be kidding me right now.
Jasmine, are you okay? I'm gonna pee on myself.
So why is everyone so nervous? I can't believe that just happened.
Oh, it happened.
Oh, God.
It happened, and you know what, art? Aah.
It's gonna happen again and again Ohh! Until there is one of you left.
Okay.
Only two more times.
Well, Jasmine dropped like a sack of potatoes.
I know.
I don't want.
I wouldn't mind seeing someone else go down.
Another one of the wrong answers is Aah.
The only thing standing between the 3 of you and $50,000 is a 10-story fall.
Well, Jasmine dropped like a sack of potatoes.
I know.
I don't want to do that.
I wouldn't mind seeing someone else go down.
I was asking you guys to name the most-visited website in the U.
S.
in 2010.
Ara had first choice and picked Facebook.
Com.
Sharon, you chose Google.
Com, and art went with Amazon.
Com.
Another one of the wrong answers is Aah.
A website that I love to go to Oh, my God.
Ohh.
On a weekly basis Amazon.
Com! So long, art! Yeah! Heads up! Aah! Whoo-hoo! Holy! Oh, my God! Aah! I felt it! Oh, my God.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Sharon, you saw that.
I felt it! I felt him.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh! You guys have There's nothing over here! You guys have no idea how fun this is for me.
It's between the two of us.
Oh, my God! One of you is about to win $50,000.
Come on! Please, please, please.
We got this.
We got this.
Okay.
I can tell you this as a fun fact.
In 2009 Uh-huh.
What? Google.
Com was the most-visited website.
Unh.
Ohh.
Oh, come on.
Who's gonna win? Oh, God.
Unh.
I'm freaking out, man! Aah.
Ara.
Yes.
If you googled the most-visited website Uh-huh.
In 2010, you would find out that Sharon is wrong.
So long, Sharon! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, baby! Ara, Facebook.
Com is correct! Whoo! 50 grand, baby! Ara, you are $50,000 richer Yes! And that is the way to leave a game show.
Yeye baby! Whoo! Whoo! I love you, everyone! I love the world! Yes, baby! Whoo! Holy mackerel.
Think he wet himself? I would have.
The question is I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answer can win you $50,000 Whoo! What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Aah! Oh, my God.
And you're gone Aah! Oh, not not like this.
Just aa On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
You guys all look so serious.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the most insane game show in the history of television.
One of you, who we're gonna call "the winner," in this case, is gonna walk out of here with $50,000.
I know, I know, and we couldn't have made it more simple for you.
All you gotta do is answer a question correctly, and you stay in the game.
It's that easy.
I like that.
Whoo! However, get just one question wrong and you're not only gonna be eliminated from this show a penniless failure, 'cause there's absolutely no fun in that for me, we are gonna eject you from this show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
All right.
You guys ready? Yeah! All right.
I'm gonna split you guys into two groups.
We're gonna start with you guys up front, so you guys can step aside and watch the fun.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
To compete for the $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
If you don't, you're off the show and here's how.
No! Oh, my God! That is a 1940s biplane.
Ohh! Ohh.
Oh, no! Whoa.
You will be standing on the top wing.
Oh, my gosh.
What? Aah! If you get it right, you're safe.
If you are wrong, however, that plane is gonna go screaming down this runway, take off with you standing on top No.
And soar high, high into the air and away from your chances of $50,000.
I like to call this one "on a wing and a prayer.
" Help me.
Wow.
Ohh.
Before I get to the first question, we're gonna play a little game to determine who gets to answer in what order.
Take one of these pads and pass it down.
In 2006, William Shatner sold his kidney stone.
Write do how much the buyer ended up paying for it.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, son.
All right.
Let's see what you guys wrote down.
$26,000, $1,500, $1,000,000, and $15,000, smiley face.
$1,500 is the lowest.
Well, it's not a kidney.
It's a stone.
Sure.
$1 million.
Now you did hear "kidney stone," not "kidney diamond"? I-I did.
Well, William Shatner's kidney stone sold for $75,000.
Oh.
Whoo! All the proceeds went to hurricane Katrina victims, which means, Chuck, you are the closest.
You're going first.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Art, you're going second Whoo! Nice! Kelly, third All right.
Whoa! And whoo! $1 million gets to go fourth.
All right.
Let's get you guys suited up.
Follow me.
75 grand for a kidney stone? I'll pass one for that.
Aw, you guys look so cute and aerodynamic.
By the way, luge practice is gonna happen in an hour from now, okay? All right.
To get yourself one step closer to that $50,000, all you gotta do is get this question right.
I'm gonna give you the answers first, though, and they are the And the question is, as of April 2011, which three of these are actual apps you can buy from the iTunes app store? Chuck, if you're a little tense and you wanna stretch it out, we can do that.
Um No, I'm all right.
I'm ready to rock it.
Let's go.
All right.
On that note All right.
What are you thinking as far as your answer goes? Baby cry translator I could've used that about three years ago when my kids were crying.
I didn't know what the hell they were crying about.
You're a family man? I have a daughter who just turned 5, and my son is 3.
So not old enough yet that this will be embarrassing.
Remember, three of 'em are right.
One is wrong.
You know, you gotta be in shape to text these days, so I am gonna go with finger treadmill.
All right.
Art, over to you.
Second in line.
What are you gonna do with the money? I'm gonna buy my iguana a huge rain forest condo that's gonna blow everyone's minds.
There's gonna be waterfalls.
There's gonna be a bunch of stuff.
Sure.
I mean, why wouldn't you? Yeah, why not? Exactly.
For $50,000, have waterfalls made of gold.
All right, art, finger treadmill is off the list.
People are kinda crazy when they get their babies, so I'm gonna go with the baby cry translator app.
Okay.
Okay.
Kelly.
Hi.
Hi.
What do you do for a living? Um, I'm an interventional vascular technologist, so yeah.
It's okay.
That one just went "whoosh" for me.
All right.
Left on the board, we have ex-boyfriend locator and mosquito repellent.
I would say ex-boyfriend locator, 'cause I think there's a lot of psycho chicks out there that want to locate their ex-boyfriend.
All right, and finally we're over to Jasmine.
Hello.
You're definitely getting stuck with mosquito repellent.
Repellent.
I'm actually fine with that.
That's my only choice.
Jasmine, where a a you from? I detect an accent.
It sounds like new Jersey.
No, I'm actually from Houston, Texas.
I was close.
Very close.
Everyone has got their answers.
Chuck, you answered, "finger treadmill.
" Art chose baby cry translator.
Kelly picked ex-boyfriend locator, and Jasmine was stuck with mosquito repellent.
It's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" No, not me, not me, not me.
I'm gonna make this real easy on two of you, all right? You can burn a lot of calories on the finger treadmill.
Chuck, you are safe.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! And a karate kick in there! Yes! Ohh.
Guess who else is safe? Who? The person who answered "Baby cry translator.
" Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Art, you are safe.
Yes! Oh, ladies.
The gentlemen are safe.
Ladies, we are starting preboarding.
You can make your way to your airplanes.
Oh, no.
Ohh! Oh, my God.
I'm gonna die.
No.
Whoever's wrong will need to make sure that their seat Ohh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! And tray tables are in the upright and locked position, because you're gonna be taking off.
I'm ohh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
I asked you guys to name an app that you could actually buy in the iTunes app store.
Kelly, you went with ex-boyfriend locator, and, Jasmine, you went with mosquito repellent.
The wrong answer is Ohh.
Ohh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
No.
Ex-boyfriend locator! So long, Kelly! Enjoy the flight! Oh, my God! Help me! God, help me.
Shut up.
Oh, my God! I can't believe I'm doing this! Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
I'm gonna puke! Ohh! Help me! Aah! Yeah! Congratulations, guys.
You're moving on to the next round.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see what's in store for the others.
Let's go.
Seriously.
All right.
The three of you guys can wait right over here.
The other four, let's go have some fun.
Hell, yeah.
Let's do it! Whoo! Whoo! All right.
If my calculations are correct, Kelly should be somewhere over Kansas.
Ohh.
Who's in the mood for $50,000? Okay.
Well, you're gonna have to get this question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
We are all gonna be on top of that truck right there Wow.
As it continues to move at high speeds.
Whoa.
Get the question wrong, you are gonna get dropped off the side of it.
Ohh! And P.
S.
we will still be moving.
No way.
Who's in the mood for $50,000? Okay.
Well, to get a step closer to that $50,000, you're gonna have to get this question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
We are all gonna be on top of that truck right there If you are wrong, you are gonna get dropped off the side of it.
Ohh! And P.
S.
we will still be moving.
No way.
Ohh.
I like to call this one "road rage.
" Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
Before I ask the next question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Everyone, take one of these pads and pass it down.
I want you to write down, in feet, how tall the letter "h" in the Hollywood sign is.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right.
Let's see what we have for answers.
Flip 'em over.
Matt went with 100 feet.
It's gotta be a big "h," man.
Sharon went with 42 feet.
Ara 40 feet, and Trish 12 feet.
Now, Trish, you are aware, a basketball hoop is 10 feet? Okay.
I was just trying to picture two men standing on top of each other, and I thought that maybe it would be equal.
Well, what if I told you the "h" is actually 45 feet? Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ohh! Which means, Sharon, you're going first.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Let's do it.
Ara, you're going second Whoo! Trish, third, and, Matt, with 100 feet, you get to go fourth.
Let's do it.
Ohh.
All right, lemmings, follow me.
All right.
Now that we're all comfortable and at a nice cruising speed, anyone nervous? Ohh.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are the answers.
Three of those answers are right.
One is wrong.
Your obvious job is to avoid the wrong one.
Drop 'em off! Yeah.
Yeah.
So, Sharon, you have three boys.
Yes.
Would they be psyched about you up here, or are they gonna say, "mom, you're crazy"? Oh, my God.
They would be so psyched.
They'd be wanting to be right here with me.
Okay.
Three of those items are on a U.
S.
one-dollar bill.
I am going to say God, is this a trick question? Is there not a flag on it? I want to go with the obvious.
Um, I know that there is Roman numerals, so I-I'm gonna go with Roman numerals.
You had your first choice.
That's a pretty good position to be in.
Absolutely.
All right.
Moving on to Ara.
Now you just graduated from cooking school, yeah? Yes, I did.
What are you doing later? You want to cook me dinner? Uh, maybe.
It depends if I don't fall off this truck.
How about your answer? Roman numerals is off the table.
Pressure.
Well, the dollar bill has that pyramid on it.
I know that, and I know there's, like, an eye on it.
Pyramid and eye were not the choices.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying to envision it.
I think ohh.
Gotta make a decision, bro.
I'm gonna say key.
Trish, you seem a little tense.
I am.
Not as tense as our friend Matt over there.
Matt looks like he's gonna throw up.
You are downwind.
He throws up, you are all gonna get it! Oh, no.
Yeah.
Get it together, Matt! No! I don't want to! That'll happen.
Trish? Yes.
What are you gonna do with the money? Um, I'm gonna get tickets to go see Justin Bieber! Whoo! No, seriously.
What are you gonna do with the money? Buy a backstage pass to Justin Bieber.
Whoo! Okay.
Well, a key and Roman numerals are off the table.
Um, I don't want to fall off the edge.
Okay.
I used to fold one-dollar bills like origami and stuff.
Who didn't? So I think I might've saw those weighing scales, like Okay.
I think I am gonna go with scales.
You're gonna go with scales due to your extensive dollar bill folding past.
Yes, my origami expertise.
All right, Matt.
What's up, Jeff? How are we doing down there? Been better, man.
You, of course, are left with the American flag.
That's right, Jeff.
Well, you know what? Here's the thing.
You've got the jawline and chin of a superhero, and that's gotta count for something.
Am I right? Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's why I was on this show.
I looked at myself in the mirror, and I realized that I am not only smart, but also sexy as well.
So you know what that makes me? It makes me Einstein with a six-pack, you know what I mean, Jeff? Okay.
It looks like you need to hit the gym.
You're telling me i need to hit the gym? Looks like it, man.
Well, I'm not the one that's almost crying because I'm on top of a truck.
Okay, guys.
Sharon went with Roman numerals.
Ara, you answered, "a key.
" Trish, you went with scales, and, Matt, an American flag.
One of you is wrong, any of these levers will send that person over the edge.
Oh, man.
You guys don't mind if test this lever here, do ya? No! I just wanna test it.
Whoa! Yeah, this one's fine.
I do want to try out the second lever, though.
No.
There's just something about it.
No, no, no! Okay.
That one doesn't work, either.
I need to get my technician up here to look at this thing.
I bet one of you would like to be safe.
Yeah, definitely.
Tough luck.
The wrong answer is Oh, oh, oh! Oh, God! Uh-huh.
Okay, guys.
I asked you to name an item that is on the U.
S.
one-dollar bill.
Sharon went with Roman numerals.
Ara, you answered, "a key.
" Trish, you went with scales Yes.
And, Matt, an American flag.
The wrong answer is Oh, crap.
Yeah! American flag! Matt, drop and give me 20! Damn it! Yeah! Aah! Whoo! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Oh, my God! Congratulations, and we're moving on to the next round! Let's go! All right.
Uh, the three of you guys can go right over there.
The rest of you, park it right here.
All right.
Car humor.
Ah.
Okay, I digress.
Jasmine, you were very close to getting eliminated.
Yes, it was a very scary situation for me.
You know, black folks don't stand on wings.
We eat 'em okay.
So I just I was trying to keep myself maintained.
Well said.
Well said.
Maintained.
All right, art, now that we are out of the full-body unitard, uh, I notice some tattoos.
What do you got there? My pride and joy is my Gaga tattoo.
Right there Now do you have any concern that in three months when she's no longer relevant that that one's gonna be a really bad idea? She'll never die.
She's a legend already.
You guys ready to get started? All right.
To compete for that $50,000 Bring it! All you gotta do is get the next question right.
If you don't, you are off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be inside one of these cars.
If you answer correctly, you're safe.
If you are wrong, however, and one of you will be, you will go screaming down this road, hit that ramp Whoa.
Whoa.
Flip over into a fiery inferno Wow.
And crash into a mangled mess on the other side! I like to call this one "single-car pileup.
" I'm not doing that.
I'm so glad that's not us.
As always, before I ask you guys the next question, gonna play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Write down the maximum number of passengers the world's largest cruise ship, "Allure of the Seas," can hold.
Closest to that number gets to answer first, second, so on.
You guys know the drill.
All right.
Let's see your answers.
Flip 'em around.
Chuck went with 2,700.
Jasmine 15,000, exclamation point! Art 5,000 What? Ohh.
I love you, mom.
Well, the "Allure of the Seas," the world's largest cruise ship, can hold 6,318 passengers Ohh! Come on! I was gonna say 5,000.
What? Which means art's answer of 5,000 makes him first, Chuck with 2,700 will be second, and Jasmine's 15,000 puts her at a very distant third.
I'm seeing a pattern, Jasmine.
Yes! Love you, mom.
Second place.
All right.
You guys rearrange real quick.
Let's get to it, shall we? All right.
Come on.
All right.
Do it.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are the answers The question is Art, we're gonna start with you, but before we do, you said you loved your mom.
Yes, I do.
You said you love lady Gaga.
I do.
Who would win in a fight? My mom.
Art, you have the honors of going first.
Okay.
Two of those answers are right.
One is wrong.
Unless you want to flip over in a fiery car, you're gonna want to avoid that wrong one.
I don't want that.
Well, Mel Gibson he's kinda crazy.
He's lost his mind, but mm-hmm.
Coming from a man who's gonna spend $45,000 on an iguana.
Pfft.
You know.
You know.
Um, but I'm not getting the vibe from him Okay.
Okay.
So I'm gonna say George Michael.
So you think George Michael has been arrested at least five times? Yeah, he was a naughty boy.
I remember that.
I heard about what he was doing.
He's nasty.
Okay.
Chuck, we're moving on over to you.
Chuck, where are you from? All right.
I am from new yawk.
Not New York.
New Yawk.
New Yawk.
That's what I said.
New Yawk.
George Michael's off the table.
You have Mel Gibson and Martin Sheen.
Well, Mel Gibson's been in the news a lot, you know? After what I heard on the radio, I hope he's been arrested at least five times.
So you're saying he's a bad dude? Let's lock it in.
Mel Gibson! All right.
Very good.
Jasmine! Hello.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hi.
Who do you think up here's going home? Chuck.
Well, I could've answered that question for ya.
You think Chuck's going home? I cannot believe Chuck chose Mel Gibson.
More than actually five times.
I just want to be clear.
We're not confusing Martin Sheen with Charlie Sheen, are we? Uh-oh.
That's what I think I just did.
Oh, my word.
I'm just putting it out there.
See, now the confidence is just shot me down.
All right.
I got a great idea.
Let's hear it.
Let's get you guys suited up and inside those cars.
Yeah! Yeah! Now I'm startin' to sweat.
I have asked you guys name a celebrity that has been arrested at least five times.
Art, you went with George Michael.
Chuck went with Mel Gibson, and Jasmine went with Martin Sheen, and one of you is going screaming down that road oh, my gosh.
To flip over Ohh.
In a fiery explosion! Ohh.
I just wanted to yell that 'cause I think it makes it more dramatic.
Oh, I'm so scared.
I'm gonna throw up on myself.
One of these celebrities has been arrested 60 times.
Whoo! Oh, my God.
I'm freaking out.
Come on.
A lot of those arrests were for political protesting.
Jasmine, you are safe.
Martin Sheen is correct.
Yes! Yes! Get on out of the car.
Come on over.
Yes! Final four! Nice.
Give me a give it to me.
Give me the dance.
Give me the dance.
You know what we call this dance? One step closer to $50,000.
Oh, my God.
Guys Ohh.
Goggles down.
Windows up.
We put your windows up because of the fiery explosion! Ohmy gosh.
Please don't do this.
Don't do this.
I got this.
I got this.
I'm not going nowhere.
This is it.
The wrong answer is Holy .
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I have asked you guys to name a celebrity that has been arrested at least five times.
Jasmine's answer of Martin Sheen was correct.
Chuck went with Mel Gibson.
Art, you went with George Michael.
Come on.
Holy.
I'm gonna throw up.
The wrong answer is Please Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson! Aah! Damn you, Mel Gibson! Oh! Oh, no! Whoa! Here we go, baby! Whoa! Baba booey! Whoa! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The car flipped! Oh, my God.
Wow! Baba booey! Whoa! Oh, God! Holy.
No way! No way.
Oh, my God! Gagalupe! Aah! Oh, my God! Get me out of this thing.
You guys are moving on to the final round.
You are this much closer to $50,000.
Why don't you guys meet the others over at the abandoned ammo dump? Whoo! Yeah.
Whoo! Whoa! Ohh.
Right on.
Yeah! Whoo, Jeff! Whoo! Snazzy! Get some! Yeah.
Hola.
Perfect.
Yeah.
That was supposed to go up into a fiery explosion like Chuck.
Oh.
How awesome was that? That was bad ass.
That was so incredible.
That was awesome.
Speaking of explosions, I got a surprise in store for you guys.
Ah.
Trish, who are you not worried about? I'm not worried about Sharon one bit.
Oh! Moms don't intimidate me one bit.
Oh, really? Right.
Oh.
Except have you seen that look, though? My mom does it better.
Ohh! Ara how about you? I-I'm not too scared for Gaga.
Ooh.
What's up with Gaga? Gaga I'm not too worried about him.
I know! They ain't goo-goo for Gaga? Put the claw out there and remind 'em.
How about we get to the fun stuff? What do you say? Yeah.
Good idea.
I like fun stuff.
Let's do it.
All right.
Whoo! I'm ready.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you have to do is to get this question right.
If you get it wrong, you're off the show, and here's how.
You're each gonna be sitting in one of these fancy pilot chairs.
Underneath that is a box of explosives, naturally oh, my God.
And attached to that box of explosives, we need a fuse.
I'm gonna light all three of these fuses.
If you give me the wrong answer, and one of you will, you are going to explode straight up into the air Oh.
And I don't even know how high you're gonna go Aah.
But there's a chance you may not come down.
Ohh.
I call this one "you fuse, you lose.
" Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Take one of these.
Pass it on.
Before we get to the next question last thoughts? I want to play a little game to determine the order Thank you.
In which you're gonna answer in.
Here we go.
Write down how many teeth a full-grown African lion has.
Ooh.
Whoever gets closest to the correct number will answer first.
Second closest answers second, and so on.
All right? Let's see what you got for answers.
Booyakasha! Boom Shakalaka.
Trish is going with 32, "duh.
" 46! Exclamation point Ooh.
And just a standard 48.
A full-grown African lion has 30 teeth, which means we're gonna go right in this order.
Whoo! Oh! Trish was two teeth off.
Oh! Ara, you're gonna go second with 46 Yeah! Yes! I'll take it! I'll take it! Ohh.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And Sharon is going third.
Why don't we get you guys in your pilot seats Man! Lucky guess.
Locked, loaded, strapped, and ready to go? You guys comfy? Yes.
'Cause your comfort is my number one concern.
I have a question that I am dying to ask you guys, but first here are the answers And Which two of these items Trish, you get to go first, but before we get your answer Okay.
Tell me again.
What are you gonna do with that money if you win? I'm gonna buy Justin Bieber backstage passes.
Pfft.
That there's no way you're serious about this.
She is a little insane.
I think she needs to go bye-bye.
Just a little bit.
You are a brave, brave soul.
Very good.
We need to blow her up.
We can rocket her out of here.
Well, two of those are right.
One is wrong.
Unless you like explosives underneath your butt You want to avoid the wrong one.
I know that there's such thing as a McGriddle.
It's delicious, but I've never heard of a spam McGriddle.
Okay.
And then McLobster? Lobster's, like, expensive, and McDonald's is supposed to be cheap, so McEgg roll seems like it would make sense, because it flows off the tongue very well, and it just seems a l tame, so I'm gonna go with McEgg roll, 'cause that was my first gut choice Okay.
And every other time I've always gone with my gut, and it's always done well for me, so Go with the gut! Okay.
We're moving over to Ara.
Ara is getting married.
Hi.
Ara! Definitely.
When is the wedding? The wedding is j Time-out.
I really don't care.
How are you gonna pay for that wedding? You I'm paying for it with the money that I win from this game show.
Okay.
Let's talk about your answer.
All right.
Let's talk.
McEgg roll is off the table.
Spam is gross, but people in Hawaii love spam.
Okay.
I'm gonna go with spam McGriddle based on Hawaii loving spam.
You are putting a lot on Hawaii.
I-if I don't get this right, I'm gonna be very upset with the whole state of Hawaii and McDonald's.
Sharon, over to you.
You are the mom of all of 'em.
Yeah.
I'm not the mom of them.
I know.
You're getting stuck with McLobster.
You okay with that? When Trisha picked McEgg roll, I think she picked the wrong one.
It's Trish.
So McLobster, you feel, is on the McDonald's menu in the United States yeah.
Yeah.
And you think Trish is going home? I do.
I'm sorry, Trish.
Bye-bye.
Well, all right.
Oh, boy.
Now you guys are aware, I'm in control.
You guys can go at any time.
I say let 'em all fly off.
That's the kind of control I have.
I like being saved.
I like lighting fuses.
Ohh.
Trish, you seem concerned all of a sudden.
I just don't want to go up there.
Well, Ara seemed pretty confident with his answer of spam McGriddle, so for funses Okay.
Let's find out if spam is right.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's find out, everyone.
Oh, my God! Hang tight.
This is gonna be fun! Oh, God.
Good luck, Ara.
Aah! This is not gonna be fun.
Oh, man.
It's getting really close, Ara, and Aah! Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you're safe.
Oh, guess what? Ara, you're safe.
Yeah! What's up, baby?!! Spam McGriddle is correct.
You are moving on to the final round.
Yeah! Come on over.
Aah! That's right! All right.
Very aggressive.
I like it.
That's right! Well, Trish had her first choice and went with McEgg roll.
Sharon had no choice and got stuck with McLobster.
It seems like everything is in place for a great dramatic ending.
I love it.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" I'm just gonna start off over here.
Let's do it! Oh, God.
Whoo! Here we go.
You know, let's double the pleasure! Aah! Aah.
Oh! Ohh.
The wrong answer is Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Well, it looks like Sharon is safe.
No boom-boom over there.
No.
See ya later, Trish! McEgg roll is wrong! Oh! Wow! Oh, my God! Yeah! We have our finalists.
The four of you are moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Yes! Yeah! Whoo! Let's head to the tower.
This way.
Whoo! Whoo! Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Whoo-hoo! This is scary.
Ay, dios mÃo.
How tall is this? This is way too tall for me.
This is insane.
This is no fun.
Oh.
Welcome to the final round! Unh-unh.
No.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Bring it on out.
Don't be afraid.
What the hell is this? Oh, God.
I'm gonna stay back here.
Come on out.
Oh, my God.
This is crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa.
Here it is the final round.
We've worked very hard today, haven't we? We have.
Yes.
Mm-hmm, and we made it this far! And it's down to the four of you.
I don't know if it's worth it.
Whoo! Ooh-whoo! And in a few short moments, one of you will be walking away key words here walking away right.
That'll be me.
$50,000 richer.
However, for the rest of you, you're gonna be testing the laws of gravity to the extreme levels.
Ooh! Bye-bye.
Since we are in the final round and since I am giving out $50,000, we are changing up the rules a little.
There are going to be four answers.
Three of those answers will be wrong Okay.
And there's only one right answer.
Your job is to choose that one correct answer.
You do, and you're gonna win the big money.
Yeah! All right.
I got that.
I'd like to do that.
I'd love to do that.
If you give me one of the wrong answers, you're off the show, and here's how.
Imagine, if you will, you are standing on that platform Oh, no.
Unh-unh.
When all of a sudden, the bottom drops out, and you just happen to fall ten stories down below.
Oh, my God for three of you, that will be a reality.
I call this one "The drop of terror"! Aah.
Ohh.
Echo Echo, echo, echo, echo.
How you feeling? Whew! Jeff, the highest I've ever been is five inches on some stilettos for Gaga, not no 100 feet.
This is some ridiculous I ooh.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Ara.
Yes, sir.
You're about to take the plunge getting married Oh.
Instead of taking the plunge off the tower.
I'll stick with the plunge getting married You need practice.
Ohh.
Okay.
And I'll walk down these stairs with 50 grand.
All right.
You guys know the deal.
Before I get to the last and final question ohh.
We're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're gonna write down a number on one of these boards.
Take it.
Pass it down.
Here we go.
Let's say the average adult fell from this platform Just hypothetical Oh, my God.
And broke one of his bones.
Write down how many unbroken bones he'd have left.
I should know this.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, so on.
All right.
Let's see.
Flip 'em around.
Let's see what the answers are.
Jasmine went with 75 bones.
Art went with 305 bones.
Sharon 133, and Ara went 207.
Oh, God.
I can tell you this much.
The average human has 206 bones right.
Meaning if you broke one, you'd have 205 Oh, my God! Which means Ara goes first with 207.
Yeah, baby! Yeah! Sharon goes second with 133 bones Yeah! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! No.
Art's in third with 305 bones Whoo! And shockingly Ohh.
Jasmine is in fourth position with 75 bones.
Jasmine.
But she keeps getting saved with fourth position.
She's got this luck on her side.
It's worked for you so far.
Whoo! Obviously.
I got a brilliant idea.
Why don't we get you guys out on the platforms? No.
Unh-unh.
I don't like that idea.
No.
Go ahead.
Get on out there.
Trust me.
It is safe.
Oh, God.
Uh-huh.
Everyone, to the edge of your platforms.
Whoo! Carefully, please.
Oh, my God.
Ohh.
Aah.
Oh, lord.
I-I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm freaking out.
Keep coming.
Jasmine, you are not even close.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You need to get right up there.
Sharon, keep coming.
Ara, you're good.
All right.
I can't go no more.
This is really scary.
Oh, lord, help me.
Ohh.
All right.
Well, here it is.
For $50,000 I'm freaking out.
Here are the answers Okay.
To the final question.
I'm crying right now.
Oh, my God.
Whew.
They are Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
And The question is Three of the answers are wrong.
One is right.
Okay.
I know this one.
Oh, Jasmine knows it.
Unfortunately, she is in the worst position to be in.
Yes.
This is Ara's in the best position to be in.
You look very nervous.
Okay.
I'm freaking out.
I am in a full freak-out.
Is that gonna affect your answer? Yes, most definitely.
Yes.
I think it might either Google Or Facebook.
I can't do I am not right.
I am shaking.
And I don't want to put any added pressure to you, but art has wet himself three times already.
I cannot take this right now.
Come on with the answers.
I'm gonna go with Facebook.
Sharon, over to you.
I'm gonna throw up.
Ara has locked in his answer.
Facebook.
Com is off the table.
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.
I'm not, but whew! Okay, I was kind of on Ara's lines.
I'm gonna go with Google, because I use it every single day.
Google.
Com Yeah.
Is the most-visited website in the U.
S.
? Google Maps, Google we've got maps, Google Earth.
I'm shaking.
I'm going with Google.
Art, so far all I've heard from you is a lot of Oh, my gosh.
Amazon! I'm just picking Amazon, because that's what I feel in my heart.
I don't care anymore.
Just keep it going.
I don't want to stand up here anymore.
Just drop me if you have to.
Aah.
Do you use Amazon.
Com a lot? I'm about to.
Don't they sell freakin' pills to just knock me out or just calm me down? I'm about to fall off this thing without a drop.
Oh, man.
Art is locking in Amazon.
Com.
Ooh-whoo! Over to Jasmine, who finally has shown some emotion Ohh! I can't even look at you, Jeff.
I'm so scared.
So we know she's still alive.
Jasmine, you have been in this position all day, yet here you are a chance at $50,000.
Oh, my God.
I feel very blessed, Jeff.
Do you think that luck is gonna continue? I have to think positive, and I guess going with yahoo! I don't know.
Now, Jasmine, is yahoo! What you would've gone with? No, I definitely would've went with Amazon.
People are always buying stuff from off of Amazon.
You know, uh, I don't want to sway this one way or another but you know where I got this trigger? Mm! Oh, God! Okay.
Okay.
Amazon.
Com.
Oh, God.
T, do me a favor and just take your glasses off.
Aah.
Put 'em in your pocket or something.
Oh, God.
We definitely want your pocket to see what's happening.
All right.
This is it.
For the final time tonight Let's see who's leaving Oh, God.
"101 ways to leave a game show.
" Whoa.
Aah.
Oh, God.
Aah.
No, no, no.
I asked you to name the most-visited website in the U.
S.
in 2010.
Ara, you went with Facebook.
Com.
Visit it a lot.
Sharon, you chose Google.
Google.
Com.
Art wasted no time whatsoever.
I think it's the nerves, and he went with Amazon.
Com, leaving Jasmine Yahoo.
Com.
Yahoo.
Com.
Well, safety off.
Aah! Oh, my God.
Safety on.
Safety off.
Oh, come on, Jeff.
Jeff, come on! Safety on.
Safety off.
Don't do this to us.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yahoo.
Com! Yeah! So long, Jasmine! Whoo-hoo! Aah! Yahoo! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Oh, my God! Wow! Holy! You've got to be kidding me right now.
Jasmine, are you okay? I'm gonna pee on myself.
So why is everyone so nervous? I can't believe that just happened.
Oh, it happened.
Oh, God.
It happened, and you know what, art? Aah.
It's gonna happen again and again Ohh! Until there is one of you left.
Okay.
Only two more times.
Well, Jasmine dropped like a sack of potatoes.
I know.
I don't want.
I wouldn't mind seeing someone else go down.
Another one of the wrong answers is Aah.
The only thing standing between the 3 of you and $50,000 is a 10-story fall.
Well, Jasmine dropped like a sack of potatoes.
I know.
I don't want to do that.
I wouldn't mind seeing someone else go down.
I was asking you guys to name the most-visited website in the U.
S.
in 2010.
Ara had first choice and picked Facebook.
Com.
Sharon, you chose Google.
Com, and art went with Amazon.
Com.
Another one of the wrong answers is Aah.
A website that I love to go to Oh, my God.
Ohh.
On a weekly basis Amazon.
Com! So long, art! Yeah! Heads up! Aah! Whoo-hoo! Holy! Oh, my God! Aah! I felt it! Oh, my God.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Sharon, you saw that.
I felt it! I felt him.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh! You guys have There's nothing over here! You guys have no idea how fun this is for me.
It's between the two of us.
Oh, my God! One of you is about to win $50,000.
Come on! Please, please, please.
We got this.
We got this.
Okay.
I can tell you this as a fun fact.
In 2009 Uh-huh.
What? Google.
Com was the most-visited website.
Unh.
Ohh.
Oh, come on.
Who's gonna win? Oh, God.
Unh.
I'm freaking out, man! Aah.
Ara.
Yes.
If you googled the most-visited website Uh-huh.
In 2010, you would find out that Sharon is wrong.
So long, Sharon! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, baby! Ara, Facebook.
Com is correct! Whoo! 50 grand, baby! Ara, you are $50,000 richer Yes! And that is the way to leave a game show.
Yeye baby! Whoo! Whoo! I love you, everyone! I love the world! Yes, baby! Whoo! Holy mackerel.
Think he wet himself? I would have.