101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (2011) s01e02 Episode Script
Get Him Away From Me!
The stunts performed on this show, are supervised by highly trained professionals.
Do not attempt them at home, or anywhere else, for that matter.
Tonight eight contestants compete in a game show like no other.
The question is - bI don't know.
- Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answer can win you $50,000 But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone See you later! On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
Welcome to the most insane game show in the history of television.
Only one of you, who we're gonna call the winner, is gonna walk away with $50,000.
And, guys, we couldn't have made the game more simple.
All you got to do is answer a question correctly, and you stay in the game.
However, if you get just one question wrong, you're not only gonna walk away from the show a penniless failure, 'cause there's absolutely no fun in that for me.
No, we are going to eject you from the show a penniless failure, and we've got 101 different ways to do that.
All right, you guys ready? Yeah! All right, let's do it.
I'm gonna divide you guys up into two groups.
This front row right here You guys are gonna be one group, whereas the back row You guys are gonna go second, so why don't you guys step off to the side and hang out for a second? Have fun.
To stay in the game and compete for $50,000, all you got to do is get this question correct.
If you don't, you are off the show for good, and here's how.
When is it gonna stop? Whoo-hoo! You guys are each gonna be standing at the edge of that dock, attached to a rope.
The other end of that rope happens to be attached to that very fast, angry powerboat.
Get the question wrong And one of you will, I promise you that You get yanked and dragged across this lake very fast.
Oh, no.
I call this one, the powerboat yank.
Oh, my gosh.
Before I ask you guys the first question, I got a little game to determine the order in which you guys will answer it.
Whoever gets closest to the correct number will answer first, second-closest answer second, and so on.
According to guinness, a Russian woman holds the world record for most children born to one mother.
Write down how many total children she had.
Looking for the total number of children according to guinness.
All right.
Let's see what everyone's got as an answer.
Flip 'em around.
22 children for Matt, 25 for Doug, 24 for Morgan, and A.
J.
27.
All your answers are actually very close to each other.
However, you're not very close to our Russian woman, who actually had 16 pairs of twins Whew.
Seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.
The Russian woman actually had 69 children That's crazy.
Which means, A.
J.
, you go first, Doug, you're second, Morgan, you're third, and, Matt, you are fourth.
Follow me.
Kind of feel bad.
All right, you guys are all harnessed in and strapped to that powerboat.
Whew! I'm gonna ask you a question, but first, here are the answers.
Paul Newman, Dr.
Seuss, Albert Einstein, and George Steinbrenner.
And the question is In 2010, which 3 of these made the top 10 in the Forbes list of highest-earning dead celebrities? A.
J.
, you get to go first.
A.
J.
what's that short for? Amanda Jill.
How'd you end up on the show here? I work at a bank.
Banking gets boring.
I needed a little spice in my life, so ended up here.
All right.
Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
Avoid the one wrong answer.
You know what? I'm gonna go with Paul Newman, 'cause he has a salad dressing and stuff.
All right.
You are locked and loaded with Paul Newman.
Doug, over to you.
You get to pick second.
Well, Jeff, let's see.
Let's run this down a little bit.
Uh Let's br break it down for me, Doug.
Okay, uh, Dr.
Seuss, "green eggs and ham," read that kind of stuff.
And you have kids, right? I do.
And so you maybe read some Dr.
Seuss to them? I have, in the past, yeah.
All right.
George Steinbrenner, very controversial guy for the Yankees, owner and stuff like that, so I'm gonna think I'm gonna narrow it down, and I'm gonna go with George Steinbrenner.
Previous owner of the Yankees.
Okay.
Morgan, on down to you.
Dr.
Seuss and Albert Einstein are your two choices left.
I'm so scared right now.
Now, Morgan, you are the youngest contestant here.
Yeah.
You think being young gives you an advantage? Maybe.
I mean, like, I don't even know I don't know who George Stein brenner is, so Well, you don't have to know, 'cause Doug already picked it, so I know, but I was gonna pick that, just 'cause I didn't know who it was.
"I don't know who that guy is, so I'm going with him.
" I don't know if that's a strategy you want to use here, I'm just saying.
You only have two answers left anyway.
Well, yeah.
I'm gonna go with Albert Einstein.
You're gonna go with Albert Einstein.
Really? Why are you going with Albert Einstein over Dr.
Seuss? I'm assuming you just finished reading the Dr.
Seuss series.
I'm sorry.
It was there.
Does it have anything to do with the powerboat attached to you? Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, Matt, that leaves one answer for you.
Not much choice, but let me ask you this.
Rumor has it that you're doing this show because your fiancée wanted you to? To pay for the wedding.
Do you think this is any way to start off your marriage Being attached to a boat because your future wife said that this would be a good idea? I might not make it, so it may be all good.
And these guys have more or less picked the answer for you.
Yes.
I wonder what I'm-a pick.
You're gonna go with Dr.
Seuss.
He's great.
It's a good answer? Yeah, Dr.
Seuss.
You guys want to hear a really funny story? What's that? That boat goes over 100 miles an hour.
Sweet.
Oh, God.
All right.
You know, I'm just gonna yeah.
Just take these just in case, because there's really not gonna be too much to see anyway.
Now it's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Start the engine! Oh, my God.
Closer up.
My God.
A.
J.
, you went with Paul Newman, Doug, you picked George Steinbrenner, Morgan, you picked Albert Einstein, and, Matt, you ended up with Dr.
Seuss.
You know what? You guys picked the answer for him.
Dr.
Seuss was correct.
Yeah! Unplug me, yeah.
We'll save the hugs for later.
I'm just gonna unhook you.
Yeah.
All right.
There you go.
Get over there.
I'm out of here.
Sorry.
All right.
Two of you are right.
One of you is wrong.
No.
You know what? I just want to see one of you guys end up in the drink.
Aah! The wrong answer is Not George Steinbrenner! Paul Newman! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Oh, my gosh.
Aah! Nice job, guys.
Congratulations.
You are joining Matt.
You guys are moving on to the next round.
You're still in it for the $50,000.
Do you guys realize how many fish pee in this lake a day? Ugh! That is just absolutely disgusting.
All right, follow me.
Let's see what the others got in store.
Great, thanks.
All right, the three of you guys, wait here.
The rest of you, follow me.
Be careful.
All right.
You guys know the deal.
You know how this works.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you're wrong, however, you're off the show, and here's how.
Ohh! All right.
You guys know the deal.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you're wrong, however, you're off the show and here's how.
You'll each be sitting inside one of those cars over there.
If you're wrong, you're gonna meet my good 5-ton friend, truck Norris.
Ohh! Oh, my gosh.
I like to call this one the monster truck squash.
Whoo! All right, before I ask you the question, let's play a little game to determine the order in which you'll answer it.
I want you to write down how many gallons of water the Shamu stadium pool complex in seaworld San Diego can hold.
I'm looking for the gallons of water the Shamu stadium pool complex can hold.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
20,000, 22 Is that 3,978 gallons? And 2,000 gallons! I panicked.
Okay, hold on.
You guys are really close, and by really close, I mean not at all Okay.
Because the average swimming pool Yeah.
Holds 20,000 gallons of water.
Ohh.
The actual answer is 6.
7 million gallons of water.
Oops.
The entire complex.
Right.
Which makes Ray first Yeah! Daniel second, Nicshelle third, and Jaime fourth.
I was so close.
All right.
Give a reshuffle.
Don't tell me where to go! Ray, you get the honors of going first, so before we do, I got to check out this necklace.
It's an eyeball and a "1.
" Yes, sir.
Please explain that.
Well, for the layman's term, that means "I'm number one.
" Ok.
.
Ooh.
And, uh, tell me, you were a cheerleader There's got to be a story how that happened.
Well, it all began with a girl.
As most stories do.
She said, "you know, why don't you join the cheer leading team? We'll spend more time together.
" And how'd that work out? Never dated her.
You were a cheerleader, too.
I wasn't a man cheerleader.
I know all right, let's get started.
I'm gonna give you guys a question, but first the answers, and here they are.
Breastfeeding for dummies, mind reading for dummies, acne for dummies, and identity theft for dummies.
And the question is, which three of these are actual books in the "for dummies" series? Ray, you have first choice.
Lot of pregnant women out there, so I'd figure there should be a "breastfeeding for dummies" book.
Time out.
Are you calling pregnant women dumb? No, no, not at all.
It's the name of the book.
Okay.
I just want to clarify, 'cause there are two women here.
Nothing to you, mama.
So you believe there is a book called "breastfeeding for dummies"? Yes, Jeff, I believe there's a book.
Very good.
All right.
Why don't you go get in your breastfeeding car? Oh, ho ho ho, wow.
Bye.
All right, Daniel.
As you know, three of those answers are right Right.
One is wrong.
However, before we get your answer hairstylist yes.
Yes.
Right? How'd that happen? Is there a girl no Chance you could hang out more? 'Cause I've heard that story.
Multiple.
Multiple.
Okay.
All right, anyways, mind reading for dummies I could see there being a book for that, for some reason.
Identity theft for dummies I could also see that one being possible, because there's a lot of people that get identity theft.
Sure.
So I'm gonna go with Identity theft.
Identity theft for dummies.
I'm gonna go with it.
All right.
Why don't you go jump in your car? All right.
Nicshelle.
Hi.
Uh, single mom, yeah? Yes.
And two kids? Yes.
Whew.
And here's This is impressive phd.
Working on it.
Okay, and what will you be able to do with that? Teach at a university, become a motivational speaker Win game shows.
Exactly.
Holla! All right, we are looking for the actual book okay.
In the "for dummies" series.
I would say mind reading for dummies, due to the fact that Due to the fact that you're reading my mind right now.
I can tell with your eyes.
Okay.
Exactly.
But I really think so, because there are people that are, you know, mind readers, and they have television shows Okay.
Radio shows, talk shows, and so forth, so maybe that would work for them.
Go get in your car! Holla! All right, Jaime.
You're from a small town, yeah? Yes.
Wenatchee, Washington.
I've never even heard of that.
Nobody ever has.
How big is the town, numbers-wise? Numbers-wise? Um, I think More than 2,000? It would hold shamu.
Okay.
Very good.
You really don't have much of a choice here.
Exactly.
You're left with acne for dummies.
Acne for dummies.
If you had your free pick, what would you have gone with? Identity theft.
Identity theft.
Okay.
I almost feel like I've seen that before, so yeah, that would have been my first choice.
Which do you think is the wrong one? You think you think you're wrong? I don't I've never seen I mean acne for dummies? All right.
Let's go get in your car.
Come on.
I don't know.
All right.
Let's do it.
Well, I'm not gonna get in your car.
That would be foolish.
Oh, my gosh.
It's time to find out who's safe and who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Truck Norris, start your engine.
Oh, my gosh.
Just so you guys know, I don't have to tell anyone they're safe with the correct answer.
Why am I doing this? I can signal truck Norris whenever I want.
I asked you guys to name one book in the "for dummies" series.
Three of you are right, and one of you is wrong.
Ray, first choice, breastfeeding for dummies Is Correct.
Yeah! Congratulations.
You are safe and moving on One step closer to $50,000.
Get me out of this thing.
All right.
Over here Please The guy who has said "please.
" Let me ask you this.
Do you own any of the "for dummies" books? Besides "awesome facial hair for dummies.
" Yes.
Uh, no.
"Identity theft for dummies" helps you prevent your identity from being stolen.
You are safe.
Congratulations, my friend.
Yes! The guys happen to be safe, ladies.
Sick! Oh, look.
A conveniently placed remote control.
This probably controls that giant monster truck Which, upon my command, will come over at top speed and crush your car, with you in it.
Oh, lord You went with Mind reading for dummies.
Mind reading for dummies.
And you went with Acne for dummies.
One of you's gonna continue to play for $50,000, and one of you is going to meet my friend, truck Norris.
Let's see this.
Oh, boy.
Mind reading for dummies, come on, mind reading for dummies Here we go.
Mind reading for dummies, mind reading for dummies I can now tell you this.
The wrong answer is I asked you guys, which are actual books in the "for dummies" series? You went with Mind reading for dummies.
And you went with Acne for dummies.
One of you is right, and one of you is wrong.
Mind reading for dummies, come on, mind reading for dummies here we go.
Mind reading for dummies, mind reading for dummies I can now tell you this.
The wrong answer is Mind reading for dummies! Aah! Oh, wow! Aah! Get him away from me! Congratulations.
The six of you are moving on to the next level.
Wow.
Definitely.
You guys ready for the next elimination? All right.
Why don't you head on over to the docks, and I'll meet you there? Hey, fantastic.
Whoo! Let's go! Piggyback! Get me out! Oh, yeah.
Look at this Jeff, yeah, whoo! That's talent talent.
I like that.
Hey! There he is! Way to go, bud! I got this, guys, though, seriously.
All right.
Careful.
Hold on.
Welcome to land.
All right! Yeah.
Now here we are you guys back on the water.
We saw A.
J.
Get yanked from the powerboat, and Nicshelle get crushed by the monster truck.
Now that you guys have gotten to know each other a little bit better, sizing up the competition, who do you think's the biggest threat? I'm gonna say my man right here.
He's knowledgeable You're knowledgeable aw, what? Hey.
Gimme some love.
Hey, we got a cheerleader, we got a man cheerleader, we got a man hairdresser.
I'm taking this one.
It's all me.
All right, you guys all know how the game is played, right? To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you are wrong, you're off the show, and here's how.
Each one of you dinghies are gonna be operating one of those dinghies out there.
If you get the question right, you're safe.
Paddle yourself to shore.
However, if you're wrong, I'm gonna fire that Cannon, and I'm gonna sink your battleship.
Oh, man! Oh, my God.
I call this one Down with the ship.
Hey.
All right.
Now before I ask you the question, I want to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer, and everyone grab their pad behind them.
Oh, yeah.
I want you to write down how many feet of wire are in an original slinky.
How many feet of wire are in an original slinky? Let's see what we got for answers.
Everyone turn 'em around.
Matt 18 18.
Morgan 10, Doug 30.
The slinky actually didn't start off as a toy.
It was discovered by a naval engineer who dropped a coil of wire, and then they saw it move, and they decided, "hey, let's make a toy out of this.
" An original slinky was actually 80 feet long Oh, gosh.
Uncoiled Wow.
Which means Doug is first Whoo-hoo! Matt is second No! No.
And Morgan is third.
Yeah! Oh! Sorry for you, sorry for you.
All right, now that we all have your answers and we know the order, let's get in your ships.
Whoo! Let's do it! It's time to win.
All right, now that you're all out in your dinghies Doug, you actually make that hat look good.
You bet, man.
I'm sharp.
I'm gonna give you a question, but first, here are the answers.
Tennis legend Arthur Ashe, Chinese leader Mao Tse-Tung, and cartoon superhero Mighty Mouse.
Which two of these images are tattooed on Mike Tyson's body? Two are right, one is wrong.
Avoid the wrong one.
Doug, over to you.
Do you have any tattoos? You want to see? I can show you.
You know what? Let's keep that really nice-looking shirt on.
Keep it on.
All right.
Very good.
What do you think? Okay.
Well, starting with Arthur Ashe Fellow athlete, that could be a possibility going on to Mao Tse-Tung Political figure Eh, not so sure Mike might have an affinity for that or not, but, um, Mighty Mouse You know, seeing that pose of Mighty Mouse, I think that Tyson's got to be, uh, inclined to have that as a tattoo on his body, so I'm thinking Mighty Mouse is my answer.
Matt, over to you.
Yes.
You are one step closer to that $50,000 that's gonna help pay for that wedding.
Oh, yes.
Planning the wedding is that primarily on your shoulders, or your, uh, future bride? Well, I do everything she tells me to do.
That's that's the first rule I know.
That's that's good man.
So he's whipped.
Yep.
What do you think? Arthur Ashe he was a great tennis player, but you know what? Mao You know what? He was he was a great political figure.
For him to have that tatted would be definitely, uh, special.
My my final answer, I'm-a have to go with Mao.
I hope you drown.
Never been talked to by a cheerleader like this.
I'm proud of it.
That's a damn shame.
"That's a damn shame.
" Spirit fingers.
Spirit fingers, yeah.
All right.
Moving on to Morgan.
What are you gonna do with that $50,000? Buy a car.
Are you old enough to drive? I got my permit, um, last month, so working on it, okay? What color car you gonna get? Pink.
Figures.
Streets of L.
A.
, beware.
Oh, my God.
All right.
So, Morgan, of course, you are going with Arthur Ashe.
Arthur Ashe, tennis legend.
Did you ever watch Arthur Ashe play tennis? Yeah, right.
Did you even know that Arthur Ashe was a tennis player? No idea.
If you had your choice of any answer, what would you have gone with? I would have gone with Mighty Mouse.
I can make that happen.
I can switch that for you.
Oh, yeah? Wait no.
I stand corrected.
I cannot do that.
No? Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
It's against the rules.
Don't mess with me like that.
Well, you guys have all given me your answers.
Two of you are right, one of you is wrong, and it's time to find out which one of you is leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" I can now tell you this While Mike Tyson was in jail, he did a lot of reading.
One of the authors he read inspired him greatly So greatly, he decided to get a tattoo of that person, on himself.
That person Is Arthur Ashe.
Captain Morgan, why don't you paddle yourself into safety? Oh, my gosh! Told you.
Who's gonna be dancing now? Uh-oh! I'd take off the shoes now, buddy! I'm good.
I'm still good.
Hey, Morgan.
Just a heads up If you win the $50,000, I wouldn't buy a boat.
Get there already.
Tickets, please.
Morgan, congratulations.
You are moving on to the final round.
Thank you! That one worked out for ya.
I say we sink one of these guys.
Yes.
Whoo! Let's do it.
I asked you guys, which two of these images are tattooed on Mike Tyson's body? Doug, you went with Mighty Mouse.
Matt, you went with Mao Tse-Tung.
I'm comfortable.
All right, well, actually My aim's never been very good.
Doug, does that look like it's on you? Uh, yeah, it's straight on me, but, uh, that way, please.
How about now? Wrong aim.
You're cross-eyed, clearly.
Check the lighter.
Yep, that worked.
Let's do this, Jeff! Come on, now! The wrong answer is Mighty Mouse! Ohh, no! Oh, yeah! Doug, you had the first choice, and you bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
Oh, my gosh! So long, Doug.
I'm on a boat! I'm still on a boat! Congratulations, my friend.
Both of you Nicely done.
Have a chance at $50,000.
Ready to see how we're gonna eliminate the next player? Follow me.
Oh, get them outta here.
Get 'em outta here.
Matt and Morgan, you guys can watch from here.
The rest of you, follow me.
Welcome to the next level.
Ray, the male cheerleader.
Yep.
You got to appreciate the restraint I have right now.
Now only two of you will be able to move on to the final round and compete for $50,000.
Answer the question correctly, that could be you.
You get it wrong, and you're off the show for good, and here's how.
That's a huge antenna.
Good lord.
Panther, release the condor.
What? No way.
Only two of you will be able to move on to the final round and compete for $50,000.
Answer the question correctly, that could be you.
You get it wrong, and you're off the show for good, and here's how.
That's a huge antenna.
Panther, release the condor.
What? No way.
No way! You guys will each be attached to that helicopter.
Answer correctly, you're safe and stay grounded.
If you are incorrect, however, you will be taken far, far away from us and $50,000 Oh, my God.
At a nice, easy cruising altitude of over 3,000 feet.
Oh, my God.
What? I like to call this one Airlift.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
And of course, I'd like to find out in which order you guys get to answer in, so I want you to write down how many calories are in a big Mac.
All right, we all have our answers.
Flip 'em around.
650, 1,600, 1,100.
The correct answer is 540.
A big Mac has 540 calories Snap! What? No! Really? Which means Daniel first, Ray second You're gone.
Yes! Really? Jaime unfortunately, you're going third again.
Snap! I went over the limit this time.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's go get you guys flight-ready.
All right.
Let's do it.
Daniel, you're first.
You got honors.
Oh, man.
Uh You nervous about it, at all? Little bit.
Little bit, yeah.
Want 50 grand.
But look at the other side of that coin okay.
Potentially $50,000.
That's what I'm here for.
What are you gonna do with that money? Tanning bed that's what you'd say, right? Okay.
Oh, of course.
'Course No, seriously vacation, spend it, and open up a really big bar tab.
There you go.
All right.
Sounds good.
Somewhere.
Somewhere.
All right, guys.
To advance to the final round for $50,000, All right.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are your answers.
Cow face, baby gorilla, and Lord of the Dance.
According to "yoga journal," which two of these are actual yoga poses? Daniel, let's get to your answer.
Two are right, one is wrong.
The only thing that really rings to me, that I would, uh, feel comfortable going with I'm not entirely sure, out of the three of 'em, but I'm gonna say the.
.
Lord of the dance.
If you had to do a lord of the dance, could you show me what that might be? Okay.
All right.
Ray liked it.
Ray liked it, so 'Course he did.
He's a cheerleader.
So you're going with lord of the dance? I am.
I'm gonna go with lord of the dance.
Okay.
Ray, we're on over to you.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Lord of the dance is off the table.
Two of those answers are right, one is wrong.
Yoga that's got to be in your wheelhouse.
No.
Now come on.
No, seriously, Ray.
No.
I personally don't do yoga.
I think you've done yoga.
No.
Liar! What do you think? I'm going with cow face.
We're gonna go with cow face.
Why cow face? Baby gorilla seems a little too simple.
I might be wrong.
All right.
Finally, we're over to you, Jaime.
Yeah, so I'm seeing a trend here always last to pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, if you had to do the baby gorilla yoga pose, what do you got? Love your smile right now.
We're waiting for this patiently all day.
I want to see this.
Okay.
Just for the record, I've not been to many yoga classes in my life, but it generally does not tail actually making noises, so I've been to one class.
It doesn't show.
That was phenomenal.
All right.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Bring in the chopper! It's getting slightly too loud for me, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna put these on.
Get 'em out of here! And finally Daniel, you had first choice, and you went with lord of the dance.
Ray, you went with cow face.
Give me a double dream hands if you're happy with that answer, buddy.
There it is.
Oh, Jaime, an all-too familiar position.
No choice, you got stuck with baby gorilla.
But you dodged the bullet last time.
Yeah.
Ray.
Yeah! I want you to give me the pose right here.
Do it.
Superman.
Aah You know what that pose is, Ray? What? That pose is called, "lord of the dance," which means you are safe.
Yes! Ohh.
Oh.
Unnecessary man hug, but I'll take it.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
I was so wrong.
Let's just take in the show Take in the show.
All right, guys.
One of you is right and is moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Please be right, please be right, please be right.
The other one Please, please, please, please.
Well The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
Somebody's going.
Baby gorilla! Aah! Oh, my God! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my gosh! She's so high.
She's flying.
Oh, my God, put me down.
Oh, my God, put me down.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at how insane that is.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna miss her.
Ohh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're joining Matt and Morgan in the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Yeah! Let's make our way To the tower.
All right.
Let's go.
Oh, my God! Anyone here afraid of heights? It's okay.
I'm only climbing to the top to win this, so Oh, my God.
Yeah! Welcome to the final round! Holy shish kebab! Okay That's right.
Now that we have the dramatic shot of all of us walking up, and you all being astounded at how high in the air we are, let me tell you about what's happening.
In a few short minutes And if I do my job correctly, it'll seem like an eternity for you one of you will be walking away from us that's right, walking away $50,000 richer.
However, the other three of you are gonna be testing the laws of gravity, but I'm gonna get to that in a second.
Before I give you the final question here in the final round that's worth $50,000, I want to tell you about a little change.
I'm still gonna give you a question, I'm still gonna give you the answers in advance.
However, this time around, three of those answers will be wrong What? And only one will be right.
Find that right answer, and you are leaving here $50,000 richer.
Whoo.
Yeah, all right.
All right? Let me tell you guys a little something about what's gonna happen to you if you pick one of the wrong answers.
Ohh.
Oh, gosh.
Let me tell you guys a little something about what's gonna happen to you if you pick one of the wrong answers.
Imagine you are standing on one of those platforms over there, a mere ten stories above the water, when all of a sudden, you are blasted in the back with an industrial-strength air Cannon What? Knocking you 100 feet below.
Ohh.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, for three of you, you're not gonna have to imagine that, because it's gonna be a reality.
I call this one, blast chance.
Ohh.
Oh, gosh.
Before I ask you the main and final $50,000 question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Three of you are about to take a mighty big fall, so in reference to that, according to the national floor safety institute, write down what percentage of emergency room visits are a result of people falling.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, and finally, fourth.
All right, let's flip 'em around, see what you got.
Morgan went with 48%, Ray 85%, Matt 60% Yes.
And Daniel 50%.
Well, falls are the number one reason people visit the emergency room.
The correct answer is 21.
3%, which means Morgan, with 48%, gets to go first Whoo-hoo! Ha ha! Yeah Daniel, with 50%, gets to go second Second! Aah! Third, of course, with 60%, is Matt Ohh.
No, that's good.
And Ray, with 85% It's okay.
You're going fourth.
All right, let's go get you into positions.
Never.
Never.
Whoo! All right, everyone.
To the edge of the platform, please I'll be nice Please.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Keep it coming, keep it coming.
Don't be shy.
Ohh.
Whoo.
Let's get right out there, right out there.
Kind of scared.
I want to go home now.
It's a whole different game from there, isn't it? Morgan, how you feeling now? I can't She can't even talk.
Okay.
I'm gonna say, we should just get to the $50,000 question.
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Get to it.
For r $50,000, here are the answers to the final question.
"Titanic," "Star Wars," "Avatar," and "Gone with the wind.
" Your question is, according to the web site box office mojo, which one of these movies sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Remember, three of those are wrong.
One of 'em is right.
You want the right one.
Morgan, you are up first.
I can't even, like, look even remotely down right now, 'cause I'm freaking out, but I'm stuck between "Star Wars" Okay.
And "Gone with the wind.
" I have a feeling that probably has a good chance.
Have you seen any of those movies? I've seen all but "Gone with the wind.
" Okay.
So I'm gonna have to go with "Star Wars.
" You're gonna go with "Star Wars.
" You think "Star Wars" is going to win you the $50,000 to buy that pink car that you wanted.
I'm as certain as I'm gonna get.
Morgan has taken "Star Wars" off the table, gentlemen.
Whoo.
We're over to Daniel.
All right.
I know "Avatar" was a huge hit, and I know that that sold a lot of tickets, and I know "gone with the wind" was a huge success But something about "Titanic" just makes me think that that would be it.
Does it have to do with the water beneath you? I would have to go with probably that, and right now I'm having a very hard time concentrating, but I'm gonna go with "Titanic.
" Matt, we're over to you.
Left, you have "Avatar" and "Gone with the wind.
" Yeah.
That's that's harsh, you know, uh, "Avatar" seems pretty good, but I'm torn.
You know, I'm feeling like, uh, I don't know, but I'm gonna go with "Avatar.
" You know who's been awful quiet? Ray.
Is Ray.
Oh, yeah.
How you hanging in there, Ray? I'm doing pretty good.
For a cheerleader.
Ohh! The trash talking continues.
Yeah.
It's all good.
You are getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" You have no say on whether you're getting $50,0,0 or you're going over the edge.
You've been taking a beating for being a male cheerleader, and you're saying it's all good.
I can't help it.
I'm good with it.
Let's go.
Oh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's this? A trigger! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah! This is gonna be fun.
For the last time today, we're gonna find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, lord.
I don't know if want to play this game anymore.
Oh, my God.
The question was, which one of these sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Morgan, you went with "Star Wars.
" Daniel, "Titanic.
" Yeah.
Matt, you're putting the money on the blue people with "Avatar" Go with 'em.
And Ray is getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" Watch this.
Oh, my God.
Safety's off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You know what we call this? Ejection mode.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
One of the wrong answers is "Avatar.
" Oh, no! So long, Matt! See ya later.
Aah! No! Aah! Aah! Oh, man! Ohh! Ohh! Morgan, did you see him go?! I didn't watch it.
I can't watch it! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man! There are three of you left, and I would just love to press this trigger again! Ohh.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, gosh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
One of you is about to plummet 100 feet down Oh, my God.
Oh, my And off the show.
The question was, which one of these sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Morgan, you went with "Star Wars.
" Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Daniel, you went with "Titanic" Yeah.
And Ray is getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" There are three of you left, and I would just love to press this trigger again! Ohh.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, gosh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
"Titanic.
" No! Aah! Wow.
Aah! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Wow.
Morgan, you had to have seen that one.
That was right next to you.
I-I didn't see it.
Two of you left! One of you is right and is going home $50,000 richer! Come on.
I see absolutely zero excitement out of you guys! What is the problem? I'm scared to death right now.
I was looking for a movie that sold Ohh.
The most tickets in U.
S.
box office history.
Whoo.
Morgan went with "Star Wars.
" Ray got stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" Let's find out who's right and going home with $50,000 and who's dropping 100 feet.
The wrong answer in Five Four Three Two Do I need to remind you guys $50,000? Don't say it.
The wrong answer is "Star Wars.
" So long, Morgan! Aah! No! Yeah, baby! Yeah! Aah! Aah! Yeah! "Gone with the wind" is correct! Yeah, baby! Whoo! "Gone with the wind," man! Congratulations, Ray! You are $50,000 richer 50 grand! Yeah, baby! What now? And that is the way to leave a game show.
See, I already beat you guys! Where are you now? Yeah! I own this! "101 ways to Ray"! Whoo, yeah! Morgan, just so you know, this is only an hour-long show.
But look, I'm almost there.
Almost, as in not really.
Do not attempt them at home, or anywhere else, for that matter.
Tonight eight contestants compete in a game show like no other.
The question is - bI don't know.
- Uh-oh.
Choosing the correct answer can win you $50,000 But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone See you later! On "101 ways to leave a game show.
" You've got to be kidding me right now.
Welcome to the most insane game show in the history of television.
Only one of you, who we're gonna call the winner, is gonna walk away with $50,000.
And, guys, we couldn't have made the game more simple.
All you got to do is answer a question correctly, and you stay in the game.
However, if you get just one question wrong, you're not only gonna walk away from the show a penniless failure, 'cause there's absolutely no fun in that for me.
No, we are going to eject you from the show a penniless failure, and we've got 101 different ways to do that.
All right, you guys ready? Yeah! All right, let's do it.
I'm gonna divide you guys up into two groups.
This front row right here You guys are gonna be one group, whereas the back row You guys are gonna go second, so why don't you guys step off to the side and hang out for a second? Have fun.
To stay in the game and compete for $50,000, all you got to do is get this question correct.
If you don't, you are off the show for good, and here's how.
When is it gonna stop? Whoo-hoo! You guys are each gonna be standing at the edge of that dock, attached to a rope.
The other end of that rope happens to be attached to that very fast, angry powerboat.
Get the question wrong And one of you will, I promise you that You get yanked and dragged across this lake very fast.
Oh, no.
I call this one, the powerboat yank.
Oh, my gosh.
Before I ask you guys the first question, I got a little game to determine the order in which you guys will answer it.
Whoever gets closest to the correct number will answer first, second-closest answer second, and so on.
According to guinness, a Russian woman holds the world record for most children born to one mother.
Write down how many total children she had.
Looking for the total number of children according to guinness.
All right.
Let's see what everyone's got as an answer.
Flip 'em around.
22 children for Matt, 25 for Doug, 24 for Morgan, and A.
J.
27.
All your answers are actually very close to each other.
However, you're not very close to our Russian woman, who actually had 16 pairs of twins Whew.
Seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.
The Russian woman actually had 69 children That's crazy.
Which means, A.
J.
, you go first, Doug, you're second, Morgan, you're third, and, Matt, you are fourth.
Follow me.
Kind of feel bad.
All right, you guys are all harnessed in and strapped to that powerboat.
Whew! I'm gonna ask you a question, but first, here are the answers.
Paul Newman, Dr.
Seuss, Albert Einstein, and George Steinbrenner.
And the question is In 2010, which 3 of these made the top 10 in the Forbes list of highest-earning dead celebrities? A.
J.
, you get to go first.
A.
J.
what's that short for? Amanda Jill.
How'd you end up on the show here? I work at a bank.
Banking gets boring.
I needed a little spice in my life, so ended up here.
All right.
Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
Avoid the one wrong answer.
You know what? I'm gonna go with Paul Newman, 'cause he has a salad dressing and stuff.
All right.
You are locked and loaded with Paul Newman.
Doug, over to you.
You get to pick second.
Well, Jeff, let's see.
Let's run this down a little bit.
Uh Let's br break it down for me, Doug.
Okay, uh, Dr.
Seuss, "green eggs and ham," read that kind of stuff.
And you have kids, right? I do.
And so you maybe read some Dr.
Seuss to them? I have, in the past, yeah.
All right.
George Steinbrenner, very controversial guy for the Yankees, owner and stuff like that, so I'm gonna think I'm gonna narrow it down, and I'm gonna go with George Steinbrenner.
Previous owner of the Yankees.
Okay.
Morgan, on down to you.
Dr.
Seuss and Albert Einstein are your two choices left.
I'm so scared right now.
Now, Morgan, you are the youngest contestant here.
Yeah.
You think being young gives you an advantage? Maybe.
I mean, like, I don't even know I don't know who George Stein brenner is, so Well, you don't have to know, 'cause Doug already picked it, so I know, but I was gonna pick that, just 'cause I didn't know who it was.
"I don't know who that guy is, so I'm going with him.
" I don't know if that's a strategy you want to use here, I'm just saying.
You only have two answers left anyway.
Well, yeah.
I'm gonna go with Albert Einstein.
You're gonna go with Albert Einstein.
Really? Why are you going with Albert Einstein over Dr.
Seuss? I'm assuming you just finished reading the Dr.
Seuss series.
I'm sorry.
It was there.
Does it have anything to do with the powerboat attached to you? Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, Matt, that leaves one answer for you.
Not much choice, but let me ask you this.
Rumor has it that you're doing this show because your fiancée wanted you to? To pay for the wedding.
Do you think this is any way to start off your marriage Being attached to a boat because your future wife said that this would be a good idea? I might not make it, so it may be all good.
And these guys have more or less picked the answer for you.
Yes.
I wonder what I'm-a pick.
You're gonna go with Dr.
Seuss.
He's great.
It's a good answer? Yeah, Dr.
Seuss.
You guys want to hear a really funny story? What's that? That boat goes over 100 miles an hour.
Sweet.
Oh, God.
All right.
You know, I'm just gonna yeah.
Just take these just in case, because there's really not gonna be too much to see anyway.
Now it's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Start the engine! Oh, my God.
Closer up.
My God.
A.
J.
, you went with Paul Newman, Doug, you picked George Steinbrenner, Morgan, you picked Albert Einstein, and, Matt, you ended up with Dr.
Seuss.
You know what? You guys picked the answer for him.
Dr.
Seuss was correct.
Yeah! Unplug me, yeah.
We'll save the hugs for later.
I'm just gonna unhook you.
Yeah.
All right.
There you go.
Get over there.
I'm out of here.
Sorry.
All right.
Two of you are right.
One of you is wrong.
No.
You know what? I just want to see one of you guys end up in the drink.
Aah! The wrong answer is Not George Steinbrenner! Paul Newman! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Oh, my gosh.
Aah! Nice job, guys.
Congratulations.
You are joining Matt.
You guys are moving on to the next round.
You're still in it for the $50,000.
Do you guys realize how many fish pee in this lake a day? Ugh! That is just absolutely disgusting.
All right, follow me.
Let's see what the others got in store.
Great, thanks.
All right, the three of you guys, wait here.
The rest of you, follow me.
Be careful.
All right.
You guys know the deal.
You know how this works.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you're wrong, however, you're off the show, and here's how.
Ohh! All right.
You guys know the deal.
To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you're wrong, however, you're off the show and here's how.
You'll each be sitting inside one of those cars over there.
If you're wrong, you're gonna meet my good 5-ton friend, truck Norris.
Ohh! Oh, my gosh.
I like to call this one the monster truck squash.
Whoo! All right, before I ask you the question, let's play a little game to determine the order in which you'll answer it.
I want you to write down how many gallons of water the Shamu stadium pool complex in seaworld San Diego can hold.
I'm looking for the gallons of water the Shamu stadium pool complex can hold.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
20,000, 22 Is that 3,978 gallons? And 2,000 gallons! I panicked.
Okay, hold on.
You guys are really close, and by really close, I mean not at all Okay.
Because the average swimming pool Yeah.
Holds 20,000 gallons of water.
Ohh.
The actual answer is 6.
7 million gallons of water.
Oops.
The entire complex.
Right.
Which makes Ray first Yeah! Daniel second, Nicshelle third, and Jaime fourth.
I was so close.
All right.
Give a reshuffle.
Don't tell me where to go! Ray, you get the honors of going first, so before we do, I got to check out this necklace.
It's an eyeball and a "1.
" Yes, sir.
Please explain that.
Well, for the layman's term, that means "I'm number one.
" Ok.
.
Ooh.
And, uh, tell me, you were a cheerleader There's got to be a story how that happened.
Well, it all began with a girl.
As most stories do.
She said, "you know, why don't you join the cheer leading team? We'll spend more time together.
" And how'd that work out? Never dated her.
You were a cheerleader, too.
I wasn't a man cheerleader.
I know all right, let's get started.
I'm gonna give you guys a question, but first the answers, and here they are.
Breastfeeding for dummies, mind reading for dummies, acne for dummies, and identity theft for dummies.
And the question is, which three of these are actual books in the "for dummies" series? Ray, you have first choice.
Lot of pregnant women out there, so I'd figure there should be a "breastfeeding for dummies" book.
Time out.
Are you calling pregnant women dumb? No, no, not at all.
It's the name of the book.
Okay.
I just want to clarify, 'cause there are two women here.
Nothing to you, mama.
So you believe there is a book called "breastfeeding for dummies"? Yes, Jeff, I believe there's a book.
Very good.
All right.
Why don't you go get in your breastfeeding car? Oh, ho ho ho, wow.
Bye.
All right, Daniel.
As you know, three of those answers are right Right.
One is wrong.
However, before we get your answer hairstylist yes.
Yes.
Right? How'd that happen? Is there a girl no Chance you could hang out more? 'Cause I've heard that story.
Multiple.
Multiple.
Okay.
All right, anyways, mind reading for dummies I could see there being a book for that, for some reason.
Identity theft for dummies I could also see that one being possible, because there's a lot of people that get identity theft.
Sure.
So I'm gonna go with Identity theft.
Identity theft for dummies.
I'm gonna go with it.
All right.
Why don't you go jump in your car? All right.
Nicshelle.
Hi.
Uh, single mom, yeah? Yes.
And two kids? Yes.
Whew.
And here's This is impressive phd.
Working on it.
Okay, and what will you be able to do with that? Teach at a university, become a motivational speaker Win game shows.
Exactly.
Holla! All right, we are looking for the actual book okay.
In the "for dummies" series.
I would say mind reading for dummies, due to the fact that Due to the fact that you're reading my mind right now.
I can tell with your eyes.
Okay.
Exactly.
But I really think so, because there are people that are, you know, mind readers, and they have television shows Okay.
Radio shows, talk shows, and so forth, so maybe that would work for them.
Go get in your car! Holla! All right, Jaime.
You're from a small town, yeah? Yes.
Wenatchee, Washington.
I've never even heard of that.
Nobody ever has.
How big is the town, numbers-wise? Numbers-wise? Um, I think More than 2,000? It would hold shamu.
Okay.
Very good.
You really don't have much of a choice here.
Exactly.
You're left with acne for dummies.
Acne for dummies.
If you had your free pick, what would you have gone with? Identity theft.
Identity theft.
Okay.
I almost feel like I've seen that before, so yeah, that would have been my first choice.
Which do you think is the wrong one? You think you think you're wrong? I don't I've never seen I mean acne for dummies? All right.
Let's go get in your car.
Come on.
I don't know.
All right.
Let's do it.
Well, I'm not gonna get in your car.
That would be foolish.
Oh, my gosh.
It's time to find out who's safe and who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Truck Norris, start your engine.
Oh, my gosh.
Just so you guys know, I don't have to tell anyone they're safe with the correct answer.
Why am I doing this? I can signal truck Norris whenever I want.
I asked you guys to name one book in the "for dummies" series.
Three of you are right, and one of you is wrong.
Ray, first choice, breastfeeding for dummies Is Correct.
Yeah! Congratulations.
You are safe and moving on One step closer to $50,000.
Get me out of this thing.
All right.
Over here Please The guy who has said "please.
" Let me ask you this.
Do you own any of the "for dummies" books? Besides "awesome facial hair for dummies.
" Yes.
Uh, no.
"Identity theft for dummies" helps you prevent your identity from being stolen.
You are safe.
Congratulations, my friend.
Yes! The guys happen to be safe, ladies.
Sick! Oh, look.
A conveniently placed remote control.
This probably controls that giant monster truck Which, upon my command, will come over at top speed and crush your car, with you in it.
Oh, lord You went with Mind reading for dummies.
Mind reading for dummies.
And you went with Acne for dummies.
One of you's gonna continue to play for $50,000, and one of you is going to meet my friend, truck Norris.
Let's see this.
Oh, boy.
Mind reading for dummies, come on, mind reading for dummies Here we go.
Mind reading for dummies, mind reading for dummies I can now tell you this.
The wrong answer is I asked you guys, which are actual books in the "for dummies" series? You went with Mind reading for dummies.
And you went with Acne for dummies.
One of you is right, and one of you is wrong.
Mind reading for dummies, come on, mind reading for dummies here we go.
Mind reading for dummies, mind reading for dummies I can now tell you this.
The wrong answer is Mind reading for dummies! Aah! Oh, wow! Aah! Get him away from me! Congratulations.
The six of you are moving on to the next level.
Wow.
Definitely.
You guys ready for the next elimination? All right.
Why don't you head on over to the docks, and I'll meet you there? Hey, fantastic.
Whoo! Let's go! Piggyback! Get me out! Oh, yeah.
Look at this Jeff, yeah, whoo! That's talent talent.
I like that.
Hey! There he is! Way to go, bud! I got this, guys, though, seriously.
All right.
Careful.
Hold on.
Welcome to land.
All right! Yeah.
Now here we are you guys back on the water.
We saw A.
J.
Get yanked from the powerboat, and Nicshelle get crushed by the monster truck.
Now that you guys have gotten to know each other a little bit better, sizing up the competition, who do you think's the biggest threat? I'm gonna say my man right here.
He's knowledgeable You're knowledgeable aw, what? Hey.
Gimme some love.
Hey, we got a cheerleader, we got a man cheerleader, we got a man hairdresser.
I'm taking this one.
It's all me.
All right, you guys all know how the game is played, right? To stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the question right.
If you are wrong, you're off the show, and here's how.
Each one of you dinghies are gonna be operating one of those dinghies out there.
If you get the question right, you're safe.
Paddle yourself to shore.
However, if you're wrong, I'm gonna fire that Cannon, and I'm gonna sink your battleship.
Oh, man! Oh, my God.
I call this one Down with the ship.
Hey.
All right.
Now before I ask you the question, I want to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer, and everyone grab their pad behind them.
Oh, yeah.
I want you to write down how many feet of wire are in an original slinky.
How many feet of wire are in an original slinky? Let's see what we got for answers.
Everyone turn 'em around.
Matt 18 18.
Morgan 10, Doug 30.
The slinky actually didn't start off as a toy.
It was discovered by a naval engineer who dropped a coil of wire, and then they saw it move, and they decided, "hey, let's make a toy out of this.
" An original slinky was actually 80 feet long Oh, gosh.
Uncoiled Wow.
Which means Doug is first Whoo-hoo! Matt is second No! No.
And Morgan is third.
Yeah! Oh! Sorry for you, sorry for you.
All right, now that we all have your answers and we know the order, let's get in your ships.
Whoo! Let's do it! It's time to win.
All right, now that you're all out in your dinghies Doug, you actually make that hat look good.
You bet, man.
I'm sharp.
I'm gonna give you a question, but first, here are the answers.
Tennis legend Arthur Ashe, Chinese leader Mao Tse-Tung, and cartoon superhero Mighty Mouse.
Which two of these images are tattooed on Mike Tyson's body? Two are right, one is wrong.
Avoid the wrong one.
Doug, over to you.
Do you have any tattoos? You want to see? I can show you.
You know what? Let's keep that really nice-looking shirt on.
Keep it on.
All right.
Very good.
What do you think? Okay.
Well, starting with Arthur Ashe Fellow athlete, that could be a possibility going on to Mao Tse-Tung Political figure Eh, not so sure Mike might have an affinity for that or not, but, um, Mighty Mouse You know, seeing that pose of Mighty Mouse, I think that Tyson's got to be, uh, inclined to have that as a tattoo on his body, so I'm thinking Mighty Mouse is my answer.
Matt, over to you.
Yes.
You are one step closer to that $50,000 that's gonna help pay for that wedding.
Oh, yes.
Planning the wedding is that primarily on your shoulders, or your, uh, future bride? Well, I do everything she tells me to do.
That's that's the first rule I know.
That's that's good man.
So he's whipped.
Yep.
What do you think? Arthur Ashe he was a great tennis player, but you know what? Mao You know what? He was he was a great political figure.
For him to have that tatted would be definitely, uh, special.
My my final answer, I'm-a have to go with Mao.
I hope you drown.
Never been talked to by a cheerleader like this.
I'm proud of it.
That's a damn shame.
"That's a damn shame.
" Spirit fingers.
Spirit fingers, yeah.
All right.
Moving on to Morgan.
What are you gonna do with that $50,000? Buy a car.
Are you old enough to drive? I got my permit, um, last month, so working on it, okay? What color car you gonna get? Pink.
Figures.
Streets of L.
A.
, beware.
Oh, my God.
All right.
So, Morgan, of course, you are going with Arthur Ashe.
Arthur Ashe, tennis legend.
Did you ever watch Arthur Ashe play tennis? Yeah, right.
Did you even know that Arthur Ashe was a tennis player? No idea.
If you had your choice of any answer, what would you have gone with? I would have gone with Mighty Mouse.
I can make that happen.
I can switch that for you.
Oh, yeah? Wait no.
I stand corrected.
I cannot do that.
No? Oh, thanks.
Thanks.
It's against the rules.
Don't mess with me like that.
Well, you guys have all given me your answers.
Two of you are right, one of you is wrong, and it's time to find out which one of you is leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" I can now tell you this While Mike Tyson was in jail, he did a lot of reading.
One of the authors he read inspired him greatly So greatly, he decided to get a tattoo of that person, on himself.
That person Is Arthur Ashe.
Captain Morgan, why don't you paddle yourself into safety? Oh, my gosh! Told you.
Who's gonna be dancing now? Uh-oh! I'd take off the shoes now, buddy! I'm good.
I'm still good.
Hey, Morgan.
Just a heads up If you win the $50,000, I wouldn't buy a boat.
Get there already.
Tickets, please.
Morgan, congratulations.
You are moving on to the final round.
Thank you! That one worked out for ya.
I say we sink one of these guys.
Yes.
Whoo! Let's do it.
I asked you guys, which two of these images are tattooed on Mike Tyson's body? Doug, you went with Mighty Mouse.
Matt, you went with Mao Tse-Tung.
I'm comfortable.
All right, well, actually My aim's never been very good.
Doug, does that look like it's on you? Uh, yeah, it's straight on me, but, uh, that way, please.
How about now? Wrong aim.
You're cross-eyed, clearly.
Check the lighter.
Yep, that worked.
Let's do this, Jeff! Come on, now! The wrong answer is Mighty Mouse! Ohh, no! Oh, yeah! Doug, you had the first choice, and you bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
Oh, my gosh! So long, Doug.
I'm on a boat! I'm still on a boat! Congratulations, my friend.
Both of you Nicely done.
Have a chance at $50,000.
Ready to see how we're gonna eliminate the next player? Follow me.
Oh, get them outta here.
Get 'em outta here.
Matt and Morgan, you guys can watch from here.
The rest of you, follow me.
Welcome to the next level.
Ray, the male cheerleader.
Yep.
You got to appreciate the restraint I have right now.
Now only two of you will be able to move on to the final round and compete for $50,000.
Answer the question correctly, that could be you.
You get it wrong, and you're off the show for good, and here's how.
That's a huge antenna.
Good lord.
Panther, release the condor.
What? No way.
Only two of you will be able to move on to the final round and compete for $50,000.
Answer the question correctly, that could be you.
You get it wrong, and you're off the show for good, and here's how.
That's a huge antenna.
Panther, release the condor.
What? No way.
No way! You guys will each be attached to that helicopter.
Answer correctly, you're safe and stay grounded.
If you are incorrect, however, you will be taken far, far away from us and $50,000 Oh, my God.
At a nice, easy cruising altitude of over 3,000 feet.
Oh, my God.
What? I like to call this one Airlift.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
And of course, I'd like to find out in which order you guys get to answer in, so I want you to write down how many calories are in a big Mac.
All right, we all have our answers.
Flip 'em around.
650, 1,600, 1,100.
The correct answer is 540.
A big Mac has 540 calories Snap! What? No! Really? Which means Daniel first, Ray second You're gone.
Yes! Really? Jaime unfortunately, you're going third again.
Snap! I went over the limit this time.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's go get you guys flight-ready.
All right.
Let's do it.
Daniel, you're first.
You got honors.
Oh, man.
Uh You nervous about it, at all? Little bit.
Little bit, yeah.
Want 50 grand.
But look at the other side of that coin okay.
Potentially $50,000.
That's what I'm here for.
What are you gonna do with that money? Tanning bed that's what you'd say, right? Okay.
Oh, of course.
'Course No, seriously vacation, spend it, and open up a really big bar tab.
There you go.
All right.
Sounds good.
Somewhere.
Somewhere.
All right, guys.
To advance to the final round for $50,000, All right.
I'm gonna ask you a question, but first here are your answers.
Cow face, baby gorilla, and Lord of the Dance.
According to "yoga journal," which two of these are actual yoga poses? Daniel, let's get to your answer.
Two are right, one is wrong.
The only thing that really rings to me, that I would, uh, feel comfortable going with I'm not entirely sure, out of the three of 'em, but I'm gonna say the.
.
Lord of the dance.
If you had to do a lord of the dance, could you show me what that might be? Okay.
All right.
Ray liked it.
Ray liked it, so 'Course he did.
He's a cheerleader.
So you're going with lord of the dance? I am.
I'm gonna go with lord of the dance.
Okay.
Ray, we're on over to you.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Lord of the dance is off the table.
Two of those answers are right, one is wrong.
Yoga that's got to be in your wheelhouse.
No.
Now come on.
No, seriously, Ray.
No.
I personally don't do yoga.
I think you've done yoga.
No.
Liar! What do you think? I'm going with cow face.
We're gonna go with cow face.
Why cow face? Baby gorilla seems a little too simple.
I might be wrong.
All right.
Finally, we're over to you, Jaime.
Yeah, so I'm seeing a trend here always last to pick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, if you had to do the baby gorilla yoga pose, what do you got? Love your smile right now.
We're waiting for this patiently all day.
I want to see this.
Okay.
Just for the record, I've not been to many yoga classes in my life, but it generally does not tail actually making noises, so I've been to one class.
It doesn't show.
That was phenomenal.
All right.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Bring in the chopper! It's getting slightly too loud for me, so if you don't mind, I'm gonna put these on.
Get 'em out of here! And finally Daniel, you had first choice, and you went with lord of the dance.
Ray, you went with cow face.
Give me a double dream hands if you're happy with that answer, buddy.
There it is.
Oh, Jaime, an all-too familiar position.
No choice, you got stuck with baby gorilla.
But you dodged the bullet last time.
Yeah.
Ray.
Yeah! I want you to give me the pose right here.
Do it.
Superman.
Aah You know what that pose is, Ray? What? That pose is called, "lord of the dance," which means you are safe.
Yes! Ohh.
Oh.
Unnecessary man hug, but I'll take it.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
I was so wrong.
Let's just take in the show Take in the show.
All right, guys.
One of you is right and is moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Please be right, please be right, please be right.
The other one Please, please, please, please.
Well The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
Somebody's going.
Baby gorilla! Aah! Oh, my God! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my gosh! She's so high.
She's flying.
Oh, my God, put me down.
Oh, my God, put me down.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at how insane that is.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna miss her.
Ohh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're joining Matt and Morgan in the final round for a chance at $50,000.
Yeah! Let's make our way To the tower.
All right.
Let's go.
Oh, my God! Anyone here afraid of heights? It's okay.
I'm only climbing to the top to win this, so Oh, my God.
Yeah! Welcome to the final round! Holy shish kebab! Okay That's right.
Now that we have the dramatic shot of all of us walking up, and you all being astounded at how high in the air we are, let me tell you about what's happening.
In a few short minutes And if I do my job correctly, it'll seem like an eternity for you one of you will be walking away from us that's right, walking away $50,000 richer.
However, the other three of you are gonna be testing the laws of gravity, but I'm gonna get to that in a second.
Before I give you the final question here in the final round that's worth $50,000, I want to tell you about a little change.
I'm still gonna give you a question, I'm still gonna give you the answers in advance.
However, this time around, three of those answers will be wrong What? And only one will be right.
Find that right answer, and you are leaving here $50,000 richer.
Whoo.
Yeah, all right.
All right? Let me tell you guys a little something about what's gonna happen to you if you pick one of the wrong answers.
Ohh.
Oh, gosh.
Let me tell you guys a little something about what's gonna happen to you if you pick one of the wrong answers.
Imagine you are standing on one of those platforms over there, a mere ten stories above the water, when all of a sudden, you are blasted in the back with an industrial-strength air Cannon What? Knocking you 100 feet below.
Ohh.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, for three of you, you're not gonna have to imagine that, because it's gonna be a reality.
I call this one, blast chance.
Ohh.
Oh, gosh.
Before I ask you the main and final $50,000 question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
Three of you are about to take a mighty big fall, so in reference to that, according to the national floor safety institute, write down what percentage of emergency room visits are a result of people falling.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, third, and finally, fourth.
All right, let's flip 'em around, see what you got.
Morgan went with 48%, Ray 85%, Matt 60% Yes.
And Daniel 50%.
Well, falls are the number one reason people visit the emergency room.
The correct answer is 21.
3%, which means Morgan, with 48%, gets to go first Whoo-hoo! Ha ha! Yeah Daniel, with 50%, gets to go second Second! Aah! Third, of course, with 60%, is Matt Ohh.
No, that's good.
And Ray, with 85% It's okay.
You're going fourth.
All right, let's go get you into positions.
Never.
Never.
Whoo! All right, everyone.
To the edge of the platform, please I'll be nice Please.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Keep it coming, keep it coming.
Don't be shy.
Ohh.
Whoo.
Let's get right out there, right out there.
Kind of scared.
I want to go home now.
It's a whole different game from there, isn't it? Morgan, how you feeling now? I can't She can't even talk.
Okay.
I'm gonna say, we should just get to the $50,000 question.
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Get to it.
For r $50,000, here are the answers to the final question.
"Titanic," "Star Wars," "Avatar," and "Gone with the wind.
" Your question is, according to the web site box office mojo, which one of these movies sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Remember, three of those are wrong.
One of 'em is right.
You want the right one.
Morgan, you are up first.
I can't even, like, look even remotely down right now, 'cause I'm freaking out, but I'm stuck between "Star Wars" Okay.
And "Gone with the wind.
" I have a feeling that probably has a good chance.
Have you seen any of those movies? I've seen all but "Gone with the wind.
" Okay.
So I'm gonna have to go with "Star Wars.
" You're gonna go with "Star Wars.
" You think "Star Wars" is going to win you the $50,000 to buy that pink car that you wanted.
I'm as certain as I'm gonna get.
Morgan has taken "Star Wars" off the table, gentlemen.
Whoo.
We're over to Daniel.
All right.
I know "Avatar" was a huge hit, and I know that that sold a lot of tickets, and I know "gone with the wind" was a huge success But something about "Titanic" just makes me think that that would be it.
Does it have to do with the water beneath you? I would have to go with probably that, and right now I'm having a very hard time concentrating, but I'm gonna go with "Titanic.
" Matt, we're over to you.
Left, you have "Avatar" and "Gone with the wind.
" Yeah.
That's that's harsh, you know, uh, "Avatar" seems pretty good, but I'm torn.
You know, I'm feeling like, uh, I don't know, but I'm gonna go with "Avatar.
" You know who's been awful quiet? Ray.
Is Ray.
Oh, yeah.
How you hanging in there, Ray? I'm doing pretty good.
For a cheerleader.
Ohh! The trash talking continues.
Yeah.
It's all good.
You are getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" You have no say on whether you're getting $50,0,0 or you're going over the edge.
You've been taking a beating for being a male cheerleader, and you're saying it's all good.
I can't help it.
I'm good with it.
Let's go.
Oh! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What's this? A trigger! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yeah! This is gonna be fun.
For the last time today, we're gonna find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, lord.
I don't know if want to play this game anymore.
Oh, my God.
The question was, which one of these sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Morgan, you went with "Star Wars.
" Daniel, "Titanic.
" Yeah.
Matt, you're putting the money on the blue people with "Avatar" Go with 'em.
And Ray is getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" Watch this.
Oh, my God.
Safety's off.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You know what we call this? Ejection mode.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
One of the wrong answers is "Avatar.
" Oh, no! So long, Matt! See ya later.
Aah! No! Aah! Aah! Oh, man! Ohh! Ohh! Morgan, did you see him go?! I didn't watch it.
I can't watch it! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man! There are three of you left, and I would just love to press this trigger again! Ohh.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, gosh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
One of you is about to plummet 100 feet down Oh, my God.
Oh, my And off the show.
The question was, which one of these sold the most tickets in U.
S.
box office history? Morgan, you went with "Star Wars.
" Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Daniel, you went with "Titanic" Yeah.
And Ray is getting stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" There are three of you left, and I would just love to press this trigger again! Ohh.
One of the wrong answers is Oh, gosh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
"Titanic.
" No! Aah! Wow.
Aah! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Wow.
Morgan, you had to have seen that one.
That was right next to you.
I-I didn't see it.
Two of you left! One of you is right and is going home $50,000 richer! Come on.
I see absolutely zero excitement out of you guys! What is the problem? I'm scared to death right now.
I was looking for a movie that sold Ohh.
The most tickets in U.
S.
box office history.
Whoo.
Morgan went with "Star Wars.
" Ray got stuck with "Gone with the wind.
" Let's find out who's right and going home with $50,000 and who's dropping 100 feet.
The wrong answer in Five Four Three Two Do I need to remind you guys $50,000? Don't say it.
The wrong answer is "Star Wars.
" So long, Morgan! Aah! No! Yeah, baby! Yeah! Aah! Aah! Yeah! "Gone with the wind" is correct! Yeah, baby! Whoo! "Gone with the wind," man! Congratulations, Ray! You are $50,000 richer 50 grand! Yeah, baby! What now? And that is the way to leave a game show.
See, I already beat you guys! Where are you now? Yeah! I own this! "101 ways to Ray"! Whoo, yeah! Morgan, just so you know, this is only an hour-long show.
But look, I'm almost there.
Almost, as in not really.