101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (2011) s01e03 Episode Script
This Is the Craziest Thing I've Ever Done
(Man) Tonight eight contestants compete in a game show like no other.
The question is - I don't know.
- Oh.
Choosing the correct answers can win you $50,000 What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone See you later! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Aah! On "101 ways to leave a game show" (Man) You've got to be kidding me right now.
(Laughter) (Man) We're here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
(Woman) - Hey.
- Welcome to my quarry.
(Laughter) I figured, no better place to play the most insane game show in the history of television than right here.
(Cheers) One of you today is gonna go home with the title "winner.
" (Cheers) With that title, $50,000.
(Cheers) Yep.
And you know what? We couldn't have made the game more easy.
All you got to do is answer a question correctly, you stay in the game.
However, get just one question wrong, we are going to eject you from the show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
Wow.
Before we get started, I'd like to divide you guys up into two groups.
Back row, we're gonna start with you.
Front row, why don't you guys go on over there and watch the fun? (Woman) Good luck! (Man) - Good luck.
- Yeah.
Thanks.
To move on to the next round and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
Each of you are gonna climb inside one of those giant metal spheres right over there.
Pick the right answer, you're safe.
You get to watch the fun.
Choose that one wrong answer, I am going to push you down this quarter-mile-long dirt road, where you will pick up speeds exceeding 35 miles per hour, and you'll finish up somewhere way down there in the pit.
I call this one, the balls of doom.
Okay.
I don't know if I'd be able to do it.
I'm so glad that's not me right now.
Yeah.
Before we get to that question, I want to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're each gonna take one of these pads and write down a number.
According to the world toilet organization (Laughs) Write down how many times per year the average person visits the toilet.
Closest to that correct number gets to answer first, second, so on.
All right, let's flip 'em over and see what we got.
Rick went with 1,500 times, Vivicca 701.
Yes.
That one extra time could be the difference Between a bladder infection or having a kidney problem, I'm just sayin'.
I was gonna say, between going down the balls of doom or being safe, but whatever.
Suzy went with 800, and Paul 1,560.
Well, according to the world toilet organization the average human goes 2,500 times a year - Really? - Yes! Yes! Whoo! Yeah! Or not.
Which pardon the pun that would make Paul number one Whoo, whoo, whoo! Rick number two Yes! Suzy's gonna go third, and, Vivicca I know.
You will go fourth.
All right, let's go get a closer look at your balls.
(Rick) Ohh.
Of doom, I meant.
Jeez, get your heads out of the toilet.
- You think they're nervous yet? - Um, yeah.
I think so.
- A little bit? - Oh, I think I think Vivicca's sweating.
All right.
I'm gonna ask you the question, but first, here are the answers, and they are The Harlem Globetrotters, Tiffany & Company, United Nations Headquarters, and the Waldorf Salad.
Your question is, which three of these are originally from New York City? - Paul.
- Yeah.
- How you feeling? - Confident, relaxed.
I was raised right.
What can I say? Speaking of being raises, who's the most important person in your life? Oh, it's got to be mama, and I owe everything to her.
- He's a mama's boy.
- You get off me.
You get to go first.
Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
Avoid the wrong answer.
(Groans) I'm gonna go with Tiffany & Company, and when I win the money, I'm gonna go buy me some jewelry, too.
Paul thinks that Tiffany & Company is originally from New York City.
Rick, over to you.
Why are you the guy to beat here today? I have a wealth of knowledge, Jeff.
Okay.
He can put all his knowledge in between his hands.
And I'm gonna get my ass kicked in about two minutes.
Really? You're not feeling too confident? The balls of doom scaring you that much? Yes.
Yeah.
Tiffany & Company is off the table.
Well, I'm gonna go with the U.
N.
'Cause the U.
N.
has never been anyplace else other than (New York accent) New York City! (Laughter) - He's intense.
- Yeah, he is.
We're on over to (Singsongy) Suzy! Hey Suzy! What do you plan on doing with the money? Definitely gonna put some toward school.
College you got a lot of friends? I have some sorority friends.
Is that what that means? It's how you know something's cool.
Left on the table, we have The Harlem Globetrotters and the Waldorf Salad.
Well, in the sorority house, one of our favorite shows is "Gossip girl.
" One of the title character's last name is Waldorf, so I have to give snaps to the Waldorf Salad.
Okay, we can all stop doing that.
Okay.
Okay.
You are locked in with Waldorf, which leaves Vivicca Yes.
- With The Harlem Globetrotters.
- Yes.
How you feeling about that answer? I'm feeling really good, 'cause my cousin is curly O'Neal from The Harlem Globetrotters.
Really? - So yeah, so - So the curly hair runs in the family.
The curly hair runs although, he's bald, but you know That's the irony.
Uh, so yeah, I feel pretty good.
Three of you are safe, one of you is wrong, and it's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Moans) Everyone get in your ball of doom! (Cheers) Aah! - Ooh, it's tight.
- It is so tight.
(Singsongy) How we feeling? (Singsongy) Not very good, Jeff.
- Not good.
- You guys look fantastic.
Paul went with Tiffany & Company, Rick went with the United Nations Headquarters (Paul) Oh, lord.
Suzy went with the Waldorf Salad (Moans) And, Vivicca, you went with The Harlem Globetrotters.
- Safety goggles on! - Oh, God! I'm moving! I'm moving! I'm moving! Is the blood rushing to your right side yet? (Rick laughs) Jeff! Jeffy! Who wants to find out if they're safe? (Paul) I do! I want to know if I'm safe! Whoo! Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You know what? The wrong answer No! - Is - Don't do it, Jeff.
I thought we were going to commercial.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're a dog! The wrong answer is Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Harlem Globetrotters.
Yes! So long! Whoo! Bye-bye! (Moans) Say hi to curly for me! (Rick) Oh, my God.
Oh, she's picking up speed.
Aah! Oh, my God.
(Moans) (Screams) (Moans) Aah! Wow.
(Man) Oh, my gosh.
I might have been way off on that 35 miles an hour.
(Yells) (Screams) (Paul groans) Congratulations, guys.
You are moving on Whoo! To the next level, for your chance at $50,000! That's the good news.
The bad news is, what we have in store for you is a lot worse than that.
Let's go! (Woman groans) (Screams) Dude, that's a big truck.
Ooh-ee.
Here we go.
- Seriously? (Laughs) (Man) - Dude.
Seriously what? I haven't even explaining anything.
(Laughter) Well, all you got to do is get the question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
- What? - Oh, my God! It's gonna be good.
For who? I bet you want to know what you have to do to stay in the game for that $50,000.
- Yes, yes.
(Man and woman) - Yeah, please.
Well, I told you before.
All you got to do o get the question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
All of you guys will be in the back of these pickup trucks.
Give me that one incorrect answer, and that truck is going to speed towards the edge of this cliff.
You are then going to shoot off this ramp, high into the air, plummet 350 feet - What? (Man) - Oh, my God! Straight down, into a fiery explosion.
I like to call this one What the truck? Oh, my God.
So glad I'm not in this one.
Naturally, we have to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're each gonna take one of these.
You're gonna write down a number on that board.
In February of 2011, a couple in Thailand set the record for longest kiss in history.
Write down how long they kissed.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em around.
God.
Feeling ambitious.
7 days, Catherine.
Did you take into consideration meals or bathroom breaks? No.
(Laughter) Deondray 85 hours.
Yeah.
The couple in Thailand (Sighs) Actually kissed for 46 hours, - 24 minutes, and 9 seconds.
(Woman) - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Wow.
(Catherine) - Wow.
Guess that means Which makes Darrin first Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha ha ha! (Catherine) Yay.
Deondray second, with 85 hours Yeah! (Laughs) In third will be Angelina with 3 hours, and Oh, whoo! Sorry! No, that's okay.
Shockingly 7 days, Catherine - I know.
- Is going to go fourth.
Oh, my God.
What do you say we get in the back of these trucks? Let's do it.
Let's rock 'n' roll.
Ah.
Deondray, how you doing? Uh, not so well.
(Laughs) Not so well.
No.
No, not at all.
What's your biggest fear? Heights.
Heights.
Yep.
I-I get nervous 'cause I live on the third floor of my building, so I-I can't really look out the window, so This is the equivalent of 35 stories.
Just want to put that in your head.
How about we talk about a question that could lead you to $50,000 or over the edge of a cliff? First, the answers.
Let's do it to it.
They are "Cocktail" Oh, jeez.
"Jerry Maguire," "A few good men," and "Mission: Impossible 2.
" Dude, I've seen one of 'em.
The question is In which three of these movies did Tom Cruise wear sunglasses? (Both) Ohh.
Darrin, we're starting with you.
I understand you got a big family.
I've got five kids, Jeff.
- Good Lord, you've been busy.
- Okay.
Absolutely.
So what do you think? "Mission: Impossible 2" I've seen, but I don't remember very well.
Come on.
You know what? I'm (Exhales sharply) I'm gonna have to go with my gut and say "Mission: Impossible 2.
" All right.
Good luck to you, Darrin.
Deondray, you seem excited.
I'm gonna kick some butt.
What makes you so confident you're gonna kick some butt? Got some trivia knowledge going on.
You got the trivia knowledge.
- Really? - Yep.
Yep.
Let's see if that trivia knowledge is gonna pay off.
I'm gonna have to go with, uh, "Jerry Maguire.
" He was, like, a player, you know, like, with the sunglasses.
All right.
The men have locked in their answers.
We're over to the ladies.
Yep.
Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I'm a mom.
I have four kids.
Four kids.
Okay, you, too, have been busy.
We can set up some play-dates maybe.
(Laughs) All right, so you have "Cocktail" and "a few good men.
" It's "Cocktail.
" It's "Cocktail" "Cocktail.
" You're that confident? He's a bartender, and he goes and works on the beach, and yes.
Okay.
Angelina's locked in with "cocktail," leaving Catherine Yes.
- With "A few good men.
" - Yeah.
How do you feel about that answer? I'm feeling pretty lousy about my answer.
Um (All laugh) What are you gonna do with the money? Well, I just got married in October, and - Congratulations.
- I would love to have a house, so I would totally put a down payment on a house.
All right.
Well, Catherine, good luck.
All right, three of you are right, one of you is wrong and is going over that cliff in one of these trucks.
Darrin, you had your first choice and you went with "Mission: Impossible 2" Deondray, you went with "Jerry Maguire" Angelina, you say there is no question that Tom Cruise wore sunglasses in "Cocktail" Mm-hmm.
And, Catherine, that leaves you with "A few good man.
" I say we find out who's safe.
Darrin, "Mission: Impossible 2" is correct.
You are safe.
(Whooping) You can climb out.
Oh, my God.
(Laughs) Those five kids Can breathe a sigh of relief, at least for one more elimination.
(Groans) You guys feel a little better? No.
- Nope.
- No.
Not me.
- No change.
- Not feeling better.
Well, I'd like to make one more person feel better.
I like to see that kind of excitement.
Oh, my God.
Angelina, you are safe "Cocktail.
" (Cheers) Whoo, whoo! (Gasps) He's so scared.
(Cackles) Here we go.
One of you is right And one of you Not right.
I say we back these trucks up, so we can really get some momentum.
I think Deondray likes the idea.
Let's do it! Back 'em up! I love it.
Oh, my God.
(Groans) No.
(Catherine) Shut up! (Jeff) One of you is going to go speeding in this truck, over the edge of that cliff.
(Amplified voice) How are you guys feeling? Not so good! Poopy! Did I tell you guys about the helicopter? - What? - What? No.
Shut up! Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
This is the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
(Amplified voice) It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Whoo! I asked you guys to name a movie in which Tom Cruise wore sunglasses.
Deondray, you went with "Jerry Maguire.
" Catherine, you got stuck with "A few good men.
" Yee-ha! The wrong answer is "A few good men"! Oh, no! Aah! I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
You can't handle the truth! Aah! (Man) Oh, my gosh! (Screams) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! (Slo-mo screaming) Oh, my God! This is the scariest thing I've ever done in my life! (Screams) (Cheers) (Darrin) Clap hands! Clap hands! You're sweating.
Congratulations.
You guys are one step closer to the $50,000.
Whoo! You ready to see what we got for the next elimination? Absolutely.
Bring it.
Yeah.
All right.
Follow me.
(Cheers) I can't believe that just happened to me.
All right.
Three of you here, the other three right over there.
We feeling good? We feeling nice and loose now? Now we got the balls of doom out of the way? No.
Truck over the cliff? Truck was pretty scary.
I felt pretty fortunate with the one we, uh Yeah.
We got last time.
Oh, if you feel fortunate, wait till you see what we got planned here.
(Paul and Suzy groan) This is this is good stuff, trust me.
Answer the next question correctly, you move on to the final round with a chance at $50,000.
Get it wrong And one of you will You're off the show, and here's how.
All three of you will be standing in front of that flaming wall, with temperatures reaching Hot.
(Paul whispers) Hot.
If you answer incorrectly, I am going to blast you with that fire hose, through that flaming wall, and over the edge of the cliff.
Aah! No way! I like to call this one flame out.
My flames are definitely out at this point.
Rick.
Yeah.
You're working up a lather.
I'm moist.
How you feeling about fire, cliffs, fire hoses, falls? I'm I'm hoping for an attack of appendicitis in the next two minutes, where I have to be rushed to the hospital.
He's old enough.
I'd rather have surgery! - Did he really just say that? - Yeah.
He wants surgery.
I'm just gonna declare I'm not looking forward to it.
Like I said, "whoo whoo.
" Before we get to that all-important question, we have to play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Now we do understand the importance of this game, right? I understand.
Yes.
Mucho importante.
Vivicca and Catherine both were in the last position.
We saw what happened to them, so let's focus.
In 2010, Bugatti built the fastest production car ever.
To the nearest mile per hour, write down its official top speed.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, and third.
Flip 'em around.
Suzy went with 270 miles an hour, Paul 295 miles an hour I don't know.
And Rick 211 miles per hour.
The Bugatti car went at a top speed of Two hundred Sixty-eight miles an hour Ohh! Oh, my gosh! Which means Suzy is 2 miles an hour faster Yeah! Gets to go first, Paul gets to go second, and captain sweaty over there gets to go third.
(Paul) Aah! All right.
I say we heat this up a little.
Everyone follow me.
If he loses, I become the senior citizen.
(Laughs) That's true.
Well, now that we're all in position, we feeling any better? - No! - Just want to make sure.
Yeah, okay.
I just wanted to make sure That's a wall.
- That that's not just paper.
- Oh, crap.
Well, before I give you the question, of course, here are the answers "Tiger beat" magazine, members only jackets, Swanson tv dinners.
The question is Which two of these products are currently being made? Suzy, how 'bout it? Thankfully, I'm a large Justin Bieber fan.
- So I happen to know - That does not surprise me.
He has graced the cover of "Tiger beat" quite frequently lately, so I have to say that I know for a fact that "Tiger beat" is being produced today.
So "Tiger beat" magazine is off the table, left we have members only jackets and Swanson tv dinners.
Well, I know members only jackets were very '80s.
Right.
But I don't know if they've decided to kind of bring 'em back.
Were you a member of members only? I've never had a members jacket.
I've seen 'em, you know, at thrift stores, but I can't say that I've seen them new on the rack anywhere.
Ugh.
I really don't know.
This is a really hard one.
I'm gonna go with members only jacket.
You're gonna lock it in with members only jacket.
Oh, God! How we doing down there, Rick? Still a little sweaty.
It is what it is.
Now you are getting stuck with Swanson tv dinners.
- Yeah.
- You feel okay with that? I have no friggin' clue, so I'm gonna go with United Nations.
United Nations.
Hey, it worked for you once.
So, Rick, you are locked in with Swanson tv dinners.
Yep.
Two of you are moving on to the final round for your chance at $50,000.
One of you is going to get blasted with a fire hose as you go through that flaming wall, over the edge of the cliff.
Speaking of fire hoses, I'll be right back.
- Aah.
- Aah.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
(Jeff) - Tighten your belts.
These things are a lot heavier than they lead you to believe.
You're really close, Jeff.
I am really close.
This is, I believe, what they call "point-blank range.
" (Growls) Who wants to drink from the fire hose? - Not me! Not me! - Not me.
I asked you guys to name a product that is currently being made.
Suzy, you went with "Tiger beat" magazine.
Paul, you went with members only jackets, and, Rick, you got stuck with Swanson tv dinners.
Oh! Oh, my God, please, please, please, please.
Can I hold the hose? Enough talking! Let me do my job! Don't do your job.
So we don't want to find out if maybe someone's safe? - I want to find out if I'm safe! - I'd like to know.
- You would like to know if you're safe? - I do, too! - You wanna know if Suzy's safe? - No.
- Because Suzy is safe.
- Whoo! "Tiger beat" magazine is currently in production.
Will you hold that for a second? Love to.
With both of my hands.
Both hands.
No! I just wanna make sure that the water pressure is at the, uh, max position.
It's fillin' up! Whoa.
Did you feel it? Yeah, I felt it.
Yep.
This is the real deal.
Oh.
Ooh! Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
The wrong answer is Don't do it (Exhales deeply) Swanson tv dinners! So long, Rick! Aah! Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! Oh, my God! Whoa! Whoa! (Slo-mo voice) Whoa! (Laughs) Look at him go! - Yeah, baby! - Congratulations! You two are moving on to the final round, which is for $50,000.
W! Wait until you see what we got in store for these guys.
Let's go.
Okay.
Yeah! Whoo! Whoa! (Birds chirping) Ah, the birds are chirping.
That's always a good sign.
Bye! (Chuckles) I just wanna ask real quick Everyone's having a good time in my quarry? - Great time, yeah.
- Yeah, wonderful.
You were definitely, uh, on the edge of the edge of that last one.
A little freaked out? (Laughs) Very very freaked out.
Is it a heights thing? Is it the edge right there? - Yep, not turning around.
- Not gonna turn around? Nope.
Well, wait till you see what we got in store.
You guys are feeling good? - Doing all right.
- Yeah.
You guys were safe pretty much right from the get-go.
Oh, that was a good time.
Well, in order to stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, you're gonna have to get this next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how You're each gonna be standing on the edge of the cliff, right over there.
Attached to your back is Wait for it A space-age jet pack.
What?! In order to stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, you're gonna have to get the next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how You're each gonna be standing on the edge of the cliff right over there.
Attached to your back is wait for it A space-age jet pack.
What? Yeah, well, not the ones made by NASA.
These are the ones that are made by me.
Get the question right, you're safe.
Get the question wrong, however, I am going to ignite your jet pack, launching you into the air, off the cliff, and down into the ravine, far away from $50,000.
I like to call this one "thrust me.
" As in "thrust me", these jet packs should work.
Nice.
(Boom) Before we get to the next question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order you're going to answer.
Now I stressed to the last group of people the importance of this game.
Because what we're seeing is, if you're getting stuck with the answer, you're getting eliminated.
So take one of these, pass them down.
Write down the average salary of a majorly-league baseball player during the 2010 season.
Closest to that correct number gets to answer first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em around.
Deondray went with $850,000.
Darrin went with $1.
7 million, Angelina, $1.
5 million.
Thanks to players like A-Rod from the Yankees, who made $33 million himself, the average salary was $3,014,572 (Laughs) Oh, shoot! Oh.
Yes! Which makes Darrin very good at this little game.
We like baseball! We like (Laughs) Angelina will pick second with $1.
5 million, Deondray, who's terrified of heights, is going last.
I figure, we're gonna have jet packs on, we need to get you guys into some jet pack suits.
Sweet.
So why don't you go over there and suit up? (Laughs) (Screeches) (Snickers) This is gonna be so much better than I thought.
This is gonna be really good.
I want my mommy.
All right.
Two of you are going to move on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
But before we get to that question, here are the answers Atlantic City, Ellis Island, and Casino Royale.
The question is Which two of these are actual Las Vegas casinos? Two of them are right, one is wrong.
Darrin, we're starting with you.
Um (Laughs) El Ellis Island.
- Why do you think Ellis Island? - Because I've got no clue.
Because you are literally flying blind.
Punfully intended! Oh, jeez! - Oh, no.
- No, seriously, that Seriously, that's it.
That's my guess.
Angelina, over to you.
Left on the table we have Atlantic City and Casino Royale.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Um I don't know if I should go with Casino Royale, because that could be the obvious, with "casino.
" Aah.
I'm gonna go with - Casino Royale.
- You're gonna go with Casino Royale - Oh, my God, yes.
- As an actual casino in Las Vegas.
Is there any message you wanna give your kids right now? Please don't try this at home, no! All right, Deondray, we're over to you.
Hello.
You have Atlantic City.
I sure do.
You seem pretty happy about that.
- It's all a front.
(Laughs) - It's all a front? Yep.
I have no idea.
I've never been to Vegas.
I'm just gonna be confident that one of them got it wrong.
Who do you think up here's going home Via jet pack, in a silver suit - Really fast? - I don't know.
Casino Royale just doesn't sound right to me.
Aah! Oh, I'm sorry.
That doesn't make her feel any better.
I know, I know, I know.
God.
All right.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show" - Oh, no.
Please, no.
- Via jet pack! Oh, no! - I'm feeling nauseous.
- You're not gonna throw up, are you? I'm fighting it.
(Exhales deeply) No.
No.
Here it comes.
(Coughs) - Get away from me! - I'm good.
Yeah, you think so.
You feeling a little better now that you released - some of the - Yeah, I feel a bit more confident.
You know what's gonna make you feel really good? Know what's gonna make you and your family and your kids - feel really good? - Talk to me, please.
Knowing that Angelina answered correct with Casino Royale.
- Aw, son of a gun! - You are safe.
Oh, my God! Yes! Aah! Why don't we get you out of that jet pack? Please! Oh, my gosh! - That's not good.
- I'm sorry.
- You're not sorry.
- No.
(Laughs) Well, gentlemen, it's the moment of truth.
Time to find out You know what? Before we do that, let's make a trade.
I'll take the glasses, you take this tissue.
Slightly used.
Oh.
I hope the jet pack is fueled.
You ready? You ready? - Okay.
- Oh, no.
Oh, no.
(Whispers) All right, gentlemen.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, jeez.
- We ready? - I am totally ready for this.
- I'm sure you are.
The wrong answer is Atlantic City.
Oh, no! (Squealing) (Whoosh) Aah! Aah! H! Ah! Aah! Aah! Oh ho ho ho! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh! Aah! Congratulations.
The four of you are moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
(Cheers) - All right! Yeah! - Let's make our way to the tower.
- Follow me! - The tower! The tower! Whoo! Yeah, baby! Whoo! Oh, no.
Oh, this is getting extremely high.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
(Angelina laughing weakly) (Squeals) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Welcome to the final level.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
(Jeff) Now you know why it's worth $50,000.
Mama Mia.
(Jeff) This is it the final level.
- Wow.
- In a few short moments, one of you is going to be walking away Key words walking away Good word.
$50,000 richer.
Whoo! For the rest of you, you are going to be testing the laws of gravity in a major way.
- Yeah.
- Gonna get to that in a second.
Because this is the final round, and there is $50,000 at stake, I do want to tell you about a rule change.
This time, I'm still gonna ask you a question.
I'm still gonna give you the answers.
However, three of those answers are going to be wrong.
There's only gonna be one correct answer this time.
So if you like money, and I think you do, you're gonna want to find that one right answer.
Just one.
Let's talk about eliminations.
Imagine, if you will, you are just resting comfortably on one of those ice-cold metal slabs, with nothing more than that tiny ledge to rest your feet on right there.
- Oh.
- Oh, boy.
Then, all of a sudden, it tilts forward, and you plummet headfirst Oh, my God! Ten stories down.
Oh, my God.
Three of you won't have to imagine that, because it's going to be a reality for you.
No, that's not good.
I like to call this one "flop till you drop.
" No.
Of course, before we get to that all-important $50,000 question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're going to answer.
Game faces focused.
Here we go.
Three of you are moments away from plummeting into this giant tank of ice-cold water.
And just for funsies, we've added sharks.
- Great.
- I'm only kidding.
No sharks, 'cause that would be really cruel to the sharks.
Anyway, I digress.
According to the international shark attack file, which is a real thing, write down how many unprovoked shark attacks happened worldwide in 2010.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first.
Second, so on.
Let's flip 'em around and see what we got.
Suzy went with 88, Angelina, 80, - Paul, 26 - Lucky number! - And Darrin 14.
- Oh, wow! One of you is one shark attack away from the right answer.
- It's not me.
- Oh, my God.
The correct answer is 79 shark attacks.
Oh, my God! Aah! Angelina is first with 80, Suzy, with 88, goes second, Paul, with 26 shark attacks, goes third Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! And Darrin with 14 goes fourth.
Pass your boards down.
Oh, my God, you just tossed it over.
Oh, my God.
All right, everybody go get on their ice-cold slabs.
Oh, my gosh let's get the party started.
Oh! (Whimpering) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Ah! A lot of closed eyes up here.
Lot of white knuckles.
Definitely white knuckles.
But you gotta admit, it is a beautiful night.
- Not at all, Jeff! - No! - Let's make this snappy.
- Okay, let's make this Snappy, shall we? Yeah.
Here is your $50,000 question But first the answers.
They are Housework, sports & exercise, caring for children, and finally, personal grooming.
The question is According to the U.
S.
department of labor 2009 survey, which one of these did Americans spend the most time doing each day? And we're talking about normal civilians, age 15 and over.
- Angelina? - Yes? Since you were one shark attack away, you get to go first.
- Oh, my God.
- Get it wrong, Angie! Shush, pauau (Laughs) Oh, my God.
Everybody lives in their house.
Everybody's gotta pick up.
Um I'm gonna go with.
.
Housework.
Angelina, is it safe to say that you are locking in housework? Oh, my God, yes.
Housework is off the board! We're moving on to Suzy.
We need to find out what your answer is.
Well, it's not sports & exercise, 'cause everyone knows we're lazy.
Okay.
Not everyone's got kids, everyone's got themselves.
I'm gonna go with personal grooming.
You're gonna go with personal grooming.
Paul, we are on to you.
Now I noticed when Angelina said housework, I saw a little (Grunts) Was that a good like, I'm glad she gave that answer, or not? - Kind of.
- Yeah? I thought for sure a mother of four was gonna go with child care.
When babies are born, it's a 24-hour job, and I'm definitely confident with my answer of Child care.
Paul is locking in caring for children.
- Darrin? - Yes? This has not been a good position all day.
Last person's gone "adios.
" And you are left with sports & exercise.
Right.
How is that feeling? For the sake of my wife and kids, I probably would have picked caring for children.
But I-I feel okay with sports & exercise.
Yeah, baby! I'm not givin' you a high five up here in the air.
What you talking 'bout over there? Darrin is locked in with sports & exercise.
All right, let's bring in the stunt doubles! (Chuckles) Oh, that'd be fun.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We blew the budget on exploding trucks and jet packs.
- So, no stunt doubles tonight.
- Great, great.
So you guys are cool staying where you are? - Yes.
- Yeah, I suppose.
- Great, okay.
- Yeah, I don't wanna leave this spot.
For the final time tonight, let's see who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Safety off! I asked you guys according to the U.
S.
department of labor's survey in 2009, which one of these did Americans spend the most amount of time doing each day? - Oh.
- Angelina? - Yeah? - You chose housework.
Uhh.
And Please don't.
Oh, my God! (Motor whines) - No, please! Please! - I didn't even press the trigger.
I just wanted to see if that worked.
- Oh, God.
Dump her! - Please! Don't.
Paul, wow.
Dump her.
- Oh, my God.
- Angelina Please don't.
We're gonna get back to you.
Paul! Hi! You went with caring for children.
I have four buttons on this.
I'm really curious to see what this one does.
- It's a little joystick.
- Don't touch it.
Don't touch it! Oh, God! (Motor whirring) Oh.
It does that.
Oh.
Oh! Oh-ho-ho.
Not so much trash talking from Paul now.
(Angelina) I know.
Darrin, Suzy, why don't you take a look at this water? - No, sir.
(High-pitched voice) - Beep! -Ho-ho-ho.
Oh, jeez! Oh! There it is.
Oh, Jiminy! Now that we're all in the ready position, is is where it gets very exciting.
(Whimpers) (Gasps) One of the wrong answers is Oh, my God! Sports & exercise.
- Yes! - So long, Darrin! No.
No! Aah! Oh, you (Bleep)! Wow! He hit that water hard! No, no, no! Aah! Oh, you oh, you (Bleep) Aah! Please The three of you are this much closer to the $50,000.
Let's find out who else is wrong.
Another one of the wrong answers is The three of you are this much closer to the $50,000.
Let's find out who else is wrong.
I asked you guys which one of these did Americans spend the most amount of time doing each day? - Yes.
- Angelina? - Yes? - You went with - Oh, my God.
- Housework.
Yes.
Suzy, you went with Personal groomin'.
Paul, you went with Caring for children.
Angelina, mother of four - Please don't.
- Had your first choice.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Please don't.
Went with housework.
Please don't.
Please don't.
And you're incorrect.
- So long! - Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Ohh! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! (Laughs) Ohh.
She had a really strong grip! Did you see? I mean, she hung on for a good second.
And that was kind of funny.
Just go, "ooh! Ooh!" One of you is going to win $50,000.
Please, please, please, please, please, please One of you is gonna go headfirst into the drink.
Suzy, you went with personal grooming.
And Paul very confidently went with caring for children.
Before we do this, I just gotta check my notes.
I wanna make sure I got everything.
Come on, Jeff! Come on, Jeff! Final question till we're numb in the face - Oh, whatever! - Read notes for a gag That's very predictable Okay, we're good to go! Here we go! Please, please The wrong answer is - Caring for children! - No! Sideways ejection! So long, Paul! No! No! Yes! Aah! Suzy is right on the personal grooming! I'm the champ! In yo' face! Yeah! You, Suzy, are $50,000 richer Oh And that is the way to leave a game show.
Oh! Congratulations, Suzy! Double snaps up top! Whoo! Gotta do the obligatory gauge tap.
Thank you.
Make sure these are all fueled up.
I see this done in the movies all the time.
Yep.
That's good.
The question is - I don't know.
- Oh.
Choosing the correct answers can win you $50,000 What's up, baby?! But choose just one wrong answer The wrong answer is Oh, my God.
And you're gone See you later! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Aah! On "101 ways to leave a game show" (Man) You've got to be kidding me right now.
(Laughter) (Man) We're here.
- Hi.
- Hi.
(Woman) - Hey.
- Welcome to my quarry.
(Laughter) I figured, no better place to play the most insane game show in the history of television than right here.
(Cheers) One of you today is gonna go home with the title "winner.
" (Cheers) With that title, $50,000.
(Cheers) Yep.
And you know what? We couldn't have made the game more easy.
All you got to do is answer a question correctly, you stay in the game.
However, get just one question wrong, we are going to eject you from the show, and we have 101 different ways to do that.
Wow.
Before we get started, I'd like to divide you guys up into two groups.
Back row, we're gonna start with you.
Front row, why don't you guys go on over there and watch the fun? (Woman) Good luck! (Man) - Good luck.
- Yeah.
Thanks.
To move on to the next round and compete for the $50,000, all you got to do is get the next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
Each of you are gonna climb inside one of those giant metal spheres right over there.
Pick the right answer, you're safe.
You get to watch the fun.
Choose that one wrong answer, I am going to push you down this quarter-mile-long dirt road, where you will pick up speeds exceeding 35 miles per hour, and you'll finish up somewhere way down there in the pit.
I call this one, the balls of doom.
Okay.
I don't know if I'd be able to do it.
I'm so glad that's not me right now.
Yeah.
Before we get to that question, I want to play a little game to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're each gonna take one of these pads and write down a number.
According to the world toilet organization (Laughs) Write down how many times per year the average person visits the toilet.
Closest to that correct number gets to answer first, second, so on.
All right, let's flip 'em over and see what we got.
Rick went with 1,500 times, Vivicca 701.
Yes.
That one extra time could be the difference Between a bladder infection or having a kidney problem, I'm just sayin'.
I was gonna say, between going down the balls of doom or being safe, but whatever.
Suzy went with 800, and Paul 1,560.
Well, according to the world toilet organization the average human goes 2,500 times a year - Really? - Yes! Yes! Whoo! Yeah! Or not.
Which pardon the pun that would make Paul number one Whoo, whoo, whoo! Rick number two Yes! Suzy's gonna go third, and, Vivicca I know.
You will go fourth.
All right, let's go get a closer look at your balls.
(Rick) Ohh.
Of doom, I meant.
Jeez, get your heads out of the toilet.
- You think they're nervous yet? - Um, yeah.
I think so.
- A little bit? - Oh, I think I think Vivicca's sweating.
All right.
I'm gonna ask you the question, but first, here are the answers, and they are The Harlem Globetrotters, Tiffany & Company, United Nations Headquarters, and the Waldorf Salad.
Your question is, which three of these are originally from New York City? - Paul.
- Yeah.
- How you feeling? - Confident, relaxed.
I was raised right.
What can I say? Speaking of being raises, who's the most important person in your life? Oh, it's got to be mama, and I owe everything to her.
- He's a mama's boy.
- You get off me.
You get to go first.
Three of those are right.
One is wrong.
Avoid the wrong answer.
(Groans) I'm gonna go with Tiffany & Company, and when I win the money, I'm gonna go buy me some jewelry, too.
Paul thinks that Tiffany & Company is originally from New York City.
Rick, over to you.
Why are you the guy to beat here today? I have a wealth of knowledge, Jeff.
Okay.
He can put all his knowledge in between his hands.
And I'm gonna get my ass kicked in about two minutes.
Really? You're not feeling too confident? The balls of doom scaring you that much? Yes.
Yeah.
Tiffany & Company is off the table.
Well, I'm gonna go with the U.
N.
'Cause the U.
N.
has never been anyplace else other than (New York accent) New York City! (Laughter) - He's intense.
- Yeah, he is.
We're on over to (Singsongy) Suzy! Hey Suzy! What do you plan on doing with the money? Definitely gonna put some toward school.
College you got a lot of friends? I have some sorority friends.
Is that what that means? It's how you know something's cool.
Left on the table, we have The Harlem Globetrotters and the Waldorf Salad.
Well, in the sorority house, one of our favorite shows is "Gossip girl.
" One of the title character's last name is Waldorf, so I have to give snaps to the Waldorf Salad.
Okay, we can all stop doing that.
Okay.
Okay.
You are locked in with Waldorf, which leaves Vivicca Yes.
- With The Harlem Globetrotters.
- Yes.
How you feeling about that answer? I'm feeling really good, 'cause my cousin is curly O'Neal from The Harlem Globetrotters.
Really? - So yeah, so - So the curly hair runs in the family.
The curly hair runs although, he's bald, but you know That's the irony.
Uh, so yeah, I feel pretty good.
Three of you are safe, one of you is wrong, and it's now time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" (Moans) Everyone get in your ball of doom! (Cheers) Aah! - Ooh, it's tight.
- It is so tight.
(Singsongy) How we feeling? (Singsongy) Not very good, Jeff.
- Not good.
- You guys look fantastic.
Paul went with Tiffany & Company, Rick went with the United Nations Headquarters (Paul) Oh, lord.
Suzy went with the Waldorf Salad (Moans) And, Vivicca, you went with The Harlem Globetrotters.
- Safety goggles on! - Oh, God! I'm moving! I'm moving! I'm moving! Is the blood rushing to your right side yet? (Rick laughs) Jeff! Jeffy! Who wants to find out if they're safe? (Paul) I do! I want to know if I'm safe! Whoo! Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You know what? The wrong answer No! - Is - Don't do it, Jeff.
I thought we were going to commercial.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're a dog! The wrong answer is Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Harlem Globetrotters.
Yes! So long! Whoo! Bye-bye! (Moans) Say hi to curly for me! (Rick) Oh, my God.
Oh, she's picking up speed.
Aah! Oh, my God.
(Moans) (Screams) (Moans) Aah! Wow.
(Man) Oh, my gosh.
I might have been way off on that 35 miles an hour.
(Yells) (Screams) (Paul groans) Congratulations, guys.
You are moving on Whoo! To the next level, for your chance at $50,000! That's the good news.
The bad news is, what we have in store for you is a lot worse than that.
Let's go! (Woman groans) (Screams) Dude, that's a big truck.
Ooh-ee.
Here we go.
- Seriously? (Laughs) (Man) - Dude.
Seriously what? I haven't even explaining anything.
(Laughter) Well, all you got to do is get the question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
- What? - Oh, my God! It's gonna be good.
For who? I bet you want to know what you have to do to stay in the game for that $50,000.
- Yes, yes.
(Man and woman) - Yeah, please.
Well, I told you before.
All you got to do o get the question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how.
All of you guys will be in the back of these pickup trucks.
Give me that one incorrect answer, and that truck is going to speed towards the edge of this cliff.
You are then going to shoot off this ramp, high into the air, plummet 350 feet - What? (Man) - Oh, my God! Straight down, into a fiery explosion.
I like to call this one What the truck? Oh, my God.
So glad I'm not in this one.
Naturally, we have to determine the order in which you're gonna answer.
You're each gonna take one of these.
You're gonna write down a number on that board.
In February of 2011, a couple in Thailand set the record for longest kiss in history.
Write down how long they kissed.
Closest to the correct number gets to go first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em around.
God.
Feeling ambitious.
7 days, Catherine.
Did you take into consideration meals or bathroom breaks? No.
(Laughter) Deondray 85 hours.
Yeah.
The couple in Thailand (Sighs) Actually kissed for 46 hours, - 24 minutes, and 9 seconds.
(Woman) - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Wow.
(Catherine) - Wow.
Guess that means Which makes Darrin first Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ha ha ha! (Catherine) Yay.
Deondray second, with 85 hours Yeah! (Laughs) In third will be Angelina with 3 hours, and Oh, whoo! Sorry! No, that's okay.
Shockingly 7 days, Catherine - I know.
- Is going to go fourth.
Oh, my God.
What do you say we get in the back of these trucks? Let's do it.
Let's rock 'n' roll.
Ah.
Deondray, how you doing? Uh, not so well.
(Laughs) Not so well.
No.
No, not at all.
What's your biggest fear? Heights.
Heights.
Yep.
I-I get nervous 'cause I live on the third floor of my building, so I-I can't really look out the window, so This is the equivalent of 35 stories.
Just want to put that in your head.
How about we talk about a question that could lead you to $50,000 or over the edge of a cliff? First, the answers.
Let's do it to it.
They are "Cocktail" Oh, jeez.
"Jerry Maguire," "A few good men," and "Mission: Impossible 2.
" Dude, I've seen one of 'em.
The question is In which three of these movies did Tom Cruise wear sunglasses? (Both) Ohh.
Darrin, we're starting with you.
I understand you got a big family.
I've got five kids, Jeff.
- Good Lord, you've been busy.
- Okay.
Absolutely.
So what do you think? "Mission: Impossible 2" I've seen, but I don't remember very well.
Come on.
You know what? I'm (Exhales sharply) I'm gonna have to go with my gut and say "Mission: Impossible 2.
" All right.
Good luck to you, Darrin.
Deondray, you seem excited.
I'm gonna kick some butt.
What makes you so confident you're gonna kick some butt? Got some trivia knowledge going on.
You got the trivia knowledge.
- Really? - Yep.
Yep.
Let's see if that trivia knowledge is gonna pay off.
I'm gonna have to go with, uh, "Jerry Maguire.
" He was, like, a player, you know, like, with the sunglasses.
All right.
The men have locked in their answers.
We're over to the ladies.
Yep.
Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I'm a mom.
I have four kids.
Four kids.
Okay, you, too, have been busy.
We can set up some play-dates maybe.
(Laughs) All right, so you have "Cocktail" and "a few good men.
" It's "Cocktail.
" It's "Cocktail" "Cocktail.
" You're that confident? He's a bartender, and he goes and works on the beach, and yes.
Okay.
Angelina's locked in with "cocktail," leaving Catherine Yes.
- With "A few good men.
" - Yeah.
How do you feel about that answer? I'm feeling pretty lousy about my answer.
Um (All laugh) What are you gonna do with the money? Well, I just got married in October, and - Congratulations.
- I would love to have a house, so I would totally put a down payment on a house.
All right.
Well, Catherine, good luck.
All right, three of you are right, one of you is wrong and is going over that cliff in one of these trucks.
Darrin, you had your first choice and you went with "Mission: Impossible 2" Deondray, you went with "Jerry Maguire" Angelina, you say there is no question that Tom Cruise wore sunglasses in "Cocktail" Mm-hmm.
And, Catherine, that leaves you with "A few good man.
" I say we find out who's safe.
Darrin, "Mission: Impossible 2" is correct.
You are safe.
(Whooping) You can climb out.
Oh, my God.
(Laughs) Those five kids Can breathe a sigh of relief, at least for one more elimination.
(Groans) You guys feel a little better? No.
- Nope.
- No.
Not me.
- No change.
- Not feeling better.
Well, I'd like to make one more person feel better.
I like to see that kind of excitement.
Oh, my God.
Angelina, you are safe "Cocktail.
" (Cheers) Whoo, whoo! (Gasps) He's so scared.
(Cackles) Here we go.
One of you is right And one of you Not right.
I say we back these trucks up, so we can really get some momentum.
I think Deondray likes the idea.
Let's do it! Back 'em up! I love it.
Oh, my God.
(Groans) No.
(Catherine) Shut up! (Jeff) One of you is going to go speeding in this truck, over the edge of that cliff.
(Amplified voice) How are you guys feeling? Not so good! Poopy! Did I tell you guys about the helicopter? - What? - What? No.
Shut up! Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
This is the scariest thing I've ever done in my life.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
(Amplified voice) It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Whoo! I asked you guys to name a movie in which Tom Cruise wore sunglasses.
Deondray, you went with "Jerry Maguire.
" Catherine, you got stuck with "A few good men.
" Yee-ha! The wrong answer is "A few good men"! Oh, no! Aah! I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
You can't handle the truth! Aah! (Man) Oh, my gosh! (Screams) Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! (Slo-mo screaming) Oh, my God! This is the scariest thing I've ever done in my life! (Screams) (Cheers) (Darrin) Clap hands! Clap hands! You're sweating.
Congratulations.
You guys are one step closer to the $50,000.
Whoo! You ready to see what we got for the next elimination? Absolutely.
Bring it.
Yeah.
All right.
Follow me.
(Cheers) I can't believe that just happened to me.
All right.
Three of you here, the other three right over there.
We feeling good? We feeling nice and loose now? Now we got the balls of doom out of the way? No.
Truck over the cliff? Truck was pretty scary.
I felt pretty fortunate with the one we, uh Yeah.
We got last time.
Oh, if you feel fortunate, wait till you see what we got planned here.
(Paul and Suzy groan) This is this is good stuff, trust me.
Answer the next question correctly, you move on to the final round with a chance at $50,000.
Get it wrong And one of you will You're off the show, and here's how.
All three of you will be standing in front of that flaming wall, with temperatures reaching Hot.
(Paul whispers) Hot.
If you answer incorrectly, I am going to blast you with that fire hose, through that flaming wall, and over the edge of the cliff.
Aah! No way! I like to call this one flame out.
My flames are definitely out at this point.
Rick.
Yeah.
You're working up a lather.
I'm moist.
How you feeling about fire, cliffs, fire hoses, falls? I'm I'm hoping for an attack of appendicitis in the next two minutes, where I have to be rushed to the hospital.
He's old enough.
I'd rather have surgery! - Did he really just say that? - Yeah.
He wants surgery.
I'm just gonna declare I'm not looking forward to it.
Like I said, "whoo whoo.
" Before we get to that all-important question, we have to play a little game to determine the order you're gonna answer.
Now we do understand the importance of this game, right? I understand.
Yes.
Mucho importante.
Vivicca and Catherine both were in the last position.
We saw what happened to them, so let's focus.
In 2010, Bugatti built the fastest production car ever.
To the nearest mile per hour, write down its official top speed.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first, second, and third.
Flip 'em around.
Suzy went with 270 miles an hour, Paul 295 miles an hour I don't know.
And Rick 211 miles per hour.
The Bugatti car went at a top speed of Two hundred Sixty-eight miles an hour Ohh! Oh, my gosh! Which means Suzy is 2 miles an hour faster Yeah! Gets to go first, Paul gets to go second, and captain sweaty over there gets to go third.
(Paul) Aah! All right.
I say we heat this up a little.
Everyone follow me.
If he loses, I become the senior citizen.
(Laughs) That's true.
Well, now that we're all in position, we feeling any better? - No! - Just want to make sure.
Yeah, okay.
I just wanted to make sure That's a wall.
- That that's not just paper.
- Oh, crap.
Well, before I give you the question, of course, here are the answers "Tiger beat" magazine, members only jackets, Swanson tv dinners.
The question is Which two of these products are currently being made? Suzy, how 'bout it? Thankfully, I'm a large Justin Bieber fan.
- So I happen to know - That does not surprise me.
He has graced the cover of "Tiger beat" quite frequently lately, so I have to say that I know for a fact that "Tiger beat" is being produced today.
So "Tiger beat" magazine is off the table, left we have members only jackets and Swanson tv dinners.
Well, I know members only jackets were very '80s.
Right.
But I don't know if they've decided to kind of bring 'em back.
Were you a member of members only? I've never had a members jacket.
I've seen 'em, you know, at thrift stores, but I can't say that I've seen them new on the rack anywhere.
Ugh.
I really don't know.
This is a really hard one.
I'm gonna go with members only jacket.
You're gonna lock it in with members only jacket.
Oh, God! How we doing down there, Rick? Still a little sweaty.
It is what it is.
Now you are getting stuck with Swanson tv dinners.
- Yeah.
- You feel okay with that? I have no friggin' clue, so I'm gonna go with United Nations.
United Nations.
Hey, it worked for you once.
So, Rick, you are locked in with Swanson tv dinners.
Yep.
Two of you are moving on to the final round for your chance at $50,000.
One of you is going to get blasted with a fire hose as you go through that flaming wall, over the edge of the cliff.
Speaking of fire hoses, I'll be right back.
- Aah.
- Aah.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
(Jeff) - Tighten your belts.
These things are a lot heavier than they lead you to believe.
You're really close, Jeff.
I am really close.
This is, I believe, what they call "point-blank range.
" (Growls) Who wants to drink from the fire hose? - Not me! Not me! - Not me.
I asked you guys to name a product that is currently being made.
Suzy, you went with "Tiger beat" magazine.
Paul, you went with members only jackets, and, Rick, you got stuck with Swanson tv dinners.
Oh! Oh, my God, please, please, please, please.
Can I hold the hose? Enough talking! Let me do my job! Don't do your job.
So we don't want to find out if maybe someone's safe? - I want to find out if I'm safe! - I'd like to know.
- You would like to know if you're safe? - I do, too! - You wanna know if Suzy's safe? - No.
- Because Suzy is safe.
- Whoo! "Tiger beat" magazine is currently in production.
Will you hold that for a second? Love to.
With both of my hands.
Both hands.
No! I just wanna make sure that the water pressure is at the, uh, max position.
It's fillin' up! Whoa.
Did you feel it? Yeah, I felt it.
Yep.
This is the real deal.
Oh.
Ooh! Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
The wrong answer is Don't do it (Exhales deeply) Swanson tv dinners! So long, Rick! Aah! Whoa! Whoo! Whoo! Oh, my God! Whoa! Whoa! (Slo-mo voice) Whoa! (Laughs) Look at him go! - Yeah, baby! - Congratulations! You two are moving on to the final round, which is for $50,000.
W! Wait until you see what we got in store for these guys.
Let's go.
Okay.
Yeah! Whoo! Whoa! (Birds chirping) Ah, the birds are chirping.
That's always a good sign.
Bye! (Chuckles) I just wanna ask real quick Everyone's having a good time in my quarry? - Great time, yeah.
- Yeah, wonderful.
You were definitely, uh, on the edge of the edge of that last one.
A little freaked out? (Laughs) Very very freaked out.
Is it a heights thing? Is it the edge right there? - Yep, not turning around.
- Not gonna turn around? Nope.
Well, wait till you see what we got in store.
You guys are feeling good? - Doing all right.
- Yeah.
You guys were safe pretty much right from the get-go.
Oh, that was a good time.
Well, in order to stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, you're gonna have to get this next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how You're each gonna be standing on the edge of the cliff, right over there.
Attached to your back is Wait for it A space-age jet pack.
What?! In order to stay in the game and compete for the $50,000, you're gonna have to get the next question correct.
If not, you're off the show, and here's how You're each gonna be standing on the edge of the cliff right over there.
Attached to your back is wait for it A space-age jet pack.
What? Yeah, well, not the ones made by NASA.
These are the ones that are made by me.
Get the question right, you're safe.
Get the question wrong, however, I am going to ignite your jet pack, launching you into the air, off the cliff, and down into the ravine, far away from $50,000.
I like to call this one "thrust me.
" As in "thrust me", these jet packs should work.
Nice.
(Boom) Before we get to the next question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order you're going to answer.
Now I stressed to the last group of people the importance of this game.
Because what we're seeing is, if you're getting stuck with the answer, you're getting eliminated.
So take one of these, pass them down.
Write down the average salary of a majorly-league baseball player during the 2010 season.
Closest to that correct number gets to answer first, second, so on.
All right, let's see what we got for answers.
Flip 'em around.
Deondray went with $850,000.
Darrin went with $1.
7 million, Angelina, $1.
5 million.
Thanks to players like A-Rod from the Yankees, who made $33 million himself, the average salary was $3,014,572 (Laughs) Oh, shoot! Oh.
Yes! Which makes Darrin very good at this little game.
We like baseball! We like (Laughs) Angelina will pick second with $1.
5 million, Deondray, who's terrified of heights, is going last.
I figure, we're gonna have jet packs on, we need to get you guys into some jet pack suits.
Sweet.
So why don't you go over there and suit up? (Laughs) (Screeches) (Snickers) This is gonna be so much better than I thought.
This is gonna be really good.
I want my mommy.
All right.
Two of you are going to move on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
But before we get to that question, here are the answers Atlantic City, Ellis Island, and Casino Royale.
The question is Which two of these are actual Las Vegas casinos? Two of them are right, one is wrong.
Darrin, we're starting with you.
Um (Laughs) El Ellis Island.
- Why do you think Ellis Island? - Because I've got no clue.
Because you are literally flying blind.
Punfully intended! Oh, jeez! - Oh, no.
- No, seriously, that Seriously, that's it.
That's my guess.
Angelina, over to you.
Left on the table we have Atlantic City and Casino Royale.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Um I don't know if I should go with Casino Royale, because that could be the obvious, with "casino.
" Aah.
I'm gonna go with - Casino Royale.
- You're gonna go with Casino Royale - Oh, my God, yes.
- As an actual casino in Las Vegas.
Is there any message you wanna give your kids right now? Please don't try this at home, no! All right, Deondray, we're over to you.
Hello.
You have Atlantic City.
I sure do.
You seem pretty happy about that.
- It's all a front.
(Laughs) - It's all a front? Yep.
I have no idea.
I've never been to Vegas.
I'm just gonna be confident that one of them got it wrong.
Who do you think up here's going home Via jet pack, in a silver suit - Really fast? - I don't know.
Casino Royale just doesn't sound right to me.
Aah! Oh, I'm sorry.
That doesn't make her feel any better.
I know, I know, I know.
God.
All right.
It's time to find out who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show" - Oh, no.
Please, no.
- Via jet pack! Oh, no! - I'm feeling nauseous.
- You're not gonna throw up, are you? I'm fighting it.
(Exhales deeply) No.
No.
Here it comes.
(Coughs) - Get away from me! - I'm good.
Yeah, you think so.
You feeling a little better now that you released - some of the - Yeah, I feel a bit more confident.
You know what's gonna make you feel really good? Know what's gonna make you and your family and your kids - feel really good? - Talk to me, please.
Knowing that Angelina answered correct with Casino Royale.
- Aw, son of a gun! - You are safe.
Oh, my God! Yes! Aah! Why don't we get you out of that jet pack? Please! Oh, my gosh! - That's not good.
- I'm sorry.
- You're not sorry.
- No.
(Laughs) Well, gentlemen, it's the moment of truth.
Time to find out You know what? Before we do that, let's make a trade.
I'll take the glasses, you take this tissue.
Slightly used.
Oh.
I hope the jet pack is fueled.
You ready? You ready? - Okay.
- Oh, no.
Oh, no.
(Whispers) All right, gentlemen.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, jeez.
- We ready? - I am totally ready for this.
- I'm sure you are.
The wrong answer is Atlantic City.
Oh, no! (Squealing) (Whoosh) Aah! Aah! H! Ah! Aah! Aah! Oh ho ho ho! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh! Aah! Congratulations.
The four of you are moving on to the final round for a chance at $50,000.
(Cheers) - All right! Yeah! - Let's make our way to the tower.
- Follow me! - The tower! The tower! Whoo! Yeah, baby! Whoo! Oh, no.
Oh, this is getting extremely high.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
(Angelina laughing weakly) (Squeals) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Welcome to the final level.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
(Jeff) Now you know why it's worth $50,000.
Mama Mia.
(Jeff) This is it the final level.
- Wow.
- In a few short moments, one of you is going to be walking away Key words walking away Good word.
$50,000 richer.
Whoo! For the rest of you, you are going to be testing the laws of gravity in a major way.
- Yeah.
- Gonna get to that in a second.
Because this is the final round, and there is $50,000 at stake, I do want to tell you about a rule change.
This time, I'm still gonna ask you a question.
I'm still gonna give you the answers.
However, three of those answers are going to be wrong.
There's only gonna be one correct answer this time.
So if you like money, and I think you do, you're gonna want to find that one right answer.
Just one.
Let's talk about eliminations.
Imagine, if you will, you are just resting comfortably on one of those ice-cold metal slabs, with nothing more than that tiny ledge to rest your feet on right there.
- Oh.
- Oh, boy.
Then, all of a sudden, it tilts forward, and you plummet headfirst Oh, my God! Ten stories down.
Oh, my God.
Three of you won't have to imagine that, because it's going to be a reality for you.
No, that's not good.
I like to call this one "flop till you drop.
" No.
Of course, before we get to that all-important $50,000 question, we're gonna play a little game to determine the order in which you're going to answer.
Game faces focused.
Here we go.
Three of you are moments away from plummeting into this giant tank of ice-cold water.
And just for funsies, we've added sharks.
- Great.
- I'm only kidding.
No sharks, 'cause that would be really cruel to the sharks.
Anyway, I digress.
According to the international shark attack file, which is a real thing, write down how many unprovoked shark attacks happened worldwide in 2010.
Closest to that correct number gets to go first.
Second, so on.
Let's flip 'em around and see what we got.
Suzy went with 88, Angelina, 80, - Paul, 26 - Lucky number! - And Darrin 14.
- Oh, wow! One of you is one shark attack away from the right answer.
- It's not me.
- Oh, my God.
The correct answer is 79 shark attacks.
Oh, my God! Aah! Angelina is first with 80, Suzy, with 88, goes second, Paul, with 26 shark attacks, goes third Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! And Darrin with 14 goes fourth.
Pass your boards down.
Oh, my God, you just tossed it over.
Oh, my God.
All right, everybody go get on their ice-cold slabs.
Oh, my gosh let's get the party started.
Oh! (Whimpering) Oh, my God.
(Jeff) Ah! A lot of closed eyes up here.
Lot of white knuckles.
Definitely white knuckles.
But you gotta admit, it is a beautiful night.
- Not at all, Jeff! - No! - Let's make this snappy.
- Okay, let's make this Snappy, shall we? Yeah.
Here is your $50,000 question But first the answers.
They are Housework, sports & exercise, caring for children, and finally, personal grooming.
The question is According to the U.
S.
department of labor 2009 survey, which one of these did Americans spend the most time doing each day? And we're talking about normal civilians, age 15 and over.
- Angelina? - Yes? Since you were one shark attack away, you get to go first.
- Oh, my God.
- Get it wrong, Angie! Shush, pauau (Laughs) Oh, my God.
Everybody lives in their house.
Everybody's gotta pick up.
Um I'm gonna go with.
.
Housework.
Angelina, is it safe to say that you are locking in housework? Oh, my God, yes.
Housework is off the board! We're moving on to Suzy.
We need to find out what your answer is.
Well, it's not sports & exercise, 'cause everyone knows we're lazy.
Okay.
Not everyone's got kids, everyone's got themselves.
I'm gonna go with personal grooming.
You're gonna go with personal grooming.
Paul, we are on to you.
Now I noticed when Angelina said housework, I saw a little (Grunts) Was that a good like, I'm glad she gave that answer, or not? - Kind of.
- Yeah? I thought for sure a mother of four was gonna go with child care.
When babies are born, it's a 24-hour job, and I'm definitely confident with my answer of Child care.
Paul is locking in caring for children.
- Darrin? - Yes? This has not been a good position all day.
Last person's gone "adios.
" And you are left with sports & exercise.
Right.
How is that feeling? For the sake of my wife and kids, I probably would have picked caring for children.
But I-I feel okay with sports & exercise.
Yeah, baby! I'm not givin' you a high five up here in the air.
What you talking 'bout over there? Darrin is locked in with sports & exercise.
All right, let's bring in the stunt doubles! (Chuckles) Oh, that'd be fun.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We blew the budget on exploding trucks and jet packs.
- So, no stunt doubles tonight.
- Great, great.
So you guys are cool staying where you are? - Yes.
- Yeah, I suppose.
- Great, okay.
- Yeah, I don't wanna leave this spot.
For the final time tonight, let's see who's leaving "101 ways to leave a game show.
" Oh, God, oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Safety off! I asked you guys according to the U.
S.
department of labor's survey in 2009, which one of these did Americans spend the most amount of time doing each day? - Oh.
- Angelina? - Yeah? - You chose housework.
Uhh.
And Please don't.
Oh, my God! (Motor whines) - No, please! Please! - I didn't even press the trigger.
I just wanted to see if that worked.
- Oh, God.
Dump her! - Please! Don't.
Paul, wow.
Dump her.
- Oh, my God.
- Angelina Please don't.
We're gonna get back to you.
Paul! Hi! You went with caring for children.
I have four buttons on this.
I'm really curious to see what this one does.
- It's a little joystick.
- Don't touch it.
Don't touch it! Oh, God! (Motor whirring) Oh.
It does that.
Oh.
Oh! Oh-ho-ho.
Not so much trash talking from Paul now.
(Angelina) I know.
Darrin, Suzy, why don't you take a look at this water? - No, sir.
(High-pitched voice) - Beep! -Ho-ho-ho.
Oh, jeez! Oh! There it is.
Oh, Jiminy! Now that we're all in the ready position, is is where it gets very exciting.
(Whimpers) (Gasps) One of the wrong answers is Oh, my God! Sports & exercise.
- Yes! - So long, Darrin! No.
No! Aah! Oh, you (Bleep)! Wow! He hit that water hard! No, no, no! Aah! Oh, you oh, you (Bleep) Aah! Please The three of you are this much closer to the $50,000.
Let's find out who else is wrong.
Another one of the wrong answers is The three of you are this much closer to the $50,000.
Let's find out who else is wrong.
I asked you guys which one of these did Americans spend the most amount of time doing each day? - Yes.
- Angelina? - Yes? - You went with - Oh, my God.
- Housework.
Yes.
Suzy, you went with Personal groomin'.
Paul, you went with Caring for children.
Angelina, mother of four - Please don't.
- Had your first choice.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
Please don't.
Went with housework.
Please don't.
Please don't.
And you're incorrect.
- So long! - Oh, my God! Aah! Aah! Ohh! Aah! (Slo-mo voice) Aah! (Laughs) Ohh.
She had a really strong grip! Did you see? I mean, she hung on for a good second.
And that was kind of funny.
Just go, "ooh! Ooh!" One of you is going to win $50,000.
Please, please, please, please, please, please One of you is gonna go headfirst into the drink.
Suzy, you went with personal grooming.
And Paul very confidently went with caring for children.
Before we do this, I just gotta check my notes.
I wanna make sure I got everything.
Come on, Jeff! Come on, Jeff! Final question till we're numb in the face - Oh, whatever! - Read notes for a gag That's very predictable Okay, we're good to go! Here we go! Please, please The wrong answer is - Caring for children! - No! Sideways ejection! So long, Paul! No! No! Yes! Aah! Suzy is right on the personal grooming! I'm the champ! In yo' face! Yeah! You, Suzy, are $50,000 richer Oh And that is the way to leave a game show.
Oh! Congratulations, Suzy! Double snaps up top! Whoo! Gotta do the obligatory gauge tap.
Thank you.
Make sure these are all fueled up.
I see this done in the movies all the time.
Yep.
That's good.