Afro Samurai (2007) s01e02 Episode Script
Okiku
AFRO SAMURAI Episode : 2 You can't get away, kid.
Don't make it hard on yourself.
Be a good boy and hand that Number Two headband over nice and slow-like Stop right there, Kiddo.
You draw that sword and you're dead.
What the hell is with you kid? You gotta learn to respect your elders.
Lookee here, now I'm the Number Two warrior.
I'm coming for you, Number One.
What the hell is this? This kid is really some kind of freak.
He's carrying a rotten head around in his backpack.
Ew ! Wait a minute! I know that guy! Yeah, that's the old Number One.
Yeah you're right.
Here, give it to me.
You want this back kiddo? Then catch! Kids these days Yeah, they got no respect.
- Yeah, no respect at all.
Hey, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Oh sleepyhead! Hey Jinno, you should come look at this! Wow, check this out! Some piece of work.
He won't wake up, Jinno! What? Whoa! Master! Master! The bandits must have got him.
This is bad! Two guys yesterday, and now a kid.
He is not a morning person.
My God! He's alive! Master! Master! He's alive! Mr.
Sleepy.
Don't get up yet.
You've been badly wounded and poisoned.
It will take some time for you to recover.
We discovered you bleeding on the river bank.
I am called Okiku.
You must rest, mighty samurai.
I will take care of you.
Don't be alarmed.
Of course we know you're a samurai.
For who else but a samurai could clutch his sword in a raging river While poisoned, unconscious, and with a broken hand.
Sleep When you awake, I'll have a meal prepared.
Damn, you're one lucky dawg, Afro! You look like a mummy.
- Cut it out, Otsuru.
Do not worry, young Afro.
In my dojo, we are all wounded orphans.
You are among friends.
Treat him well, my students.
Yes Master! Go! Go! Go! Strike the ground with yourself.
How can you wield a sword if you can't dig a hole? You're mad at the dirt Jinno? Your body is all stiff.
Think less.
Relax.
I'll stay calm and constantly flowing.
Like a river.
Cheer up, Afro.
Oh! I see we up! Think I wasn't gonna find you? I just took a little R and R but look at you, boy! Oh bright eyed and bushy tailed, fish, flowers, sunshine I see somebody getting their little resort on.
HA HA!!! Hoo, I bet ya that babe will wa-wa-what's her name? Okiku! Bet she tastes a hell of a lot better than trout! Don't think I didn't notice her checking you out? Huh? Huh? Don't tell me You ain't noticed? This place is bananas! Sht.
I'm thinking, sht, I'm even gonna find me a little hottie to go kick it with Beats and cold, cool massage Get all sweaty If ya know what I mean.
She got a friend, maybe we can do an orgy.
Y'know, huh!? Huh!? Awrightawrightawrightawrightawright, alright.
So you ain't the swinging type! Alright! I still can get my sex on! You know gettin' your jimmie waxed might help you recuperate.
All right, all right, you relax.
You wanna do your night solo on the low-low? Cool! Don't forget, my cellie's off! You must not fight over food.
Come on, Afro.
We're all waiting on you dude.
We got fishing duties, down at the river.
Don't you remember? Come on.
We're gonna be late.
You know how everyone gets when there's not enough fish to eat around here.
Look, I don't mean to push.
But, you really oughta wolf it down.
You'll need all your strength.
Tricking fish ain't easy.
Tricking fish ain't easy.
Wolf 'em down! Come on! Let's get to it! Look, they're escaping! Let's grab 'em! - Yeah! Yeah! grab 'em ! You're ready for this, Otsuru? Yeah, a fish! Nice and fat just like the doctor ordered.
It's what the master calls the single beat.
Well, cook it up! Then we can have a quadruple treat! But there are six of us.
Isn't that a sextuplet treat? Huh? uh I mean Oh, I must have disturbed you in the middle of a dream.
Was it pleasant? Forgive me, I'm being nosy.
It's time for you medicine.
Your wounds heal well, master samurai.
So tonight, I will cook my special fish for you.
You do like fish, don't you? Fresh vegetables! Fresh vegetables! Not interested kid.
Beat it.
No luck today.
Let's go home, Afro.
So, 'bout Number Two Is it true? That's what they say.
Apparently, he's back in town.
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
Whatever.
Like you got what it takes to be the Number Two warrior of the world.
What the fck? What's this kid doing here? Where is the Number Two? Who? The Number Two headband, tell me who has it.
Er, I don't know what you're talking about.
Tell me where he is.
You little cck sucker! You think you're a killer, boy? Huh? I'll show you a killer.
When you fight to kill, finish the job.
Target is confirmed.
Yes, he's still injured.
An easy prey for my skills.
Yes, I understand your point But! My master brother, I would give my life to work in your inner circle.
Can you do it? Yes, please let me slay the Afro Samurai.
Your supper is ready.
What's the matter? Thanks for everything.
You're leaving? Tomorrow.
Please, keep it for your travels.
Thank you.
Will you not stay with me? For just, one more day? There'll be a summer festival tomorrow night at the village below.
If it's not too much to ask.
Will you stay and watch the fireworks with me? Foolish boy! Never speak to me of such things again! Games of power or revenge, they lead to nothing! Do you really know what it means to be the Number Two? It is a life of murder.
We are born men in order to live, not to kill.
You must break the chain.
Only then can we be free of this terrible cycle.
What is this? Swampwater.
Just try it.
Will it put hair on my chest? Eww.
eww! Taste like crap! Here Afro, you try it.
This boy's the only one with real taste.
Can I have some more? Is he for real! Afro, you don't have to be polite.
It's like I always say, if heaven could be bottled, it just might taste like my lemonade.
Le.
.
na.
.
mode? Lemonade Lemonade.
Jinno - Lemonade.
Otsuru - Lemonade Hey kid! We know it was you that killed our brother.
Too bad you have to pay for it! You little son of a btch.
What the huh? Hey, that's my knife! How did you You little You ain't gonna get away from me! This can't be I got him! Good.
Don't let him get away.
Now let's see you spit swamp water, brat.
You are dead now.
Hey shorty! What was that? What did you just call me? Sht! Afro! Yeah ! - Leave him alone! Behind you! Afro! Fckin' brats! What the Sht, it's stuck! Damn it! I'll kill you! Holy smoke! Killing some little kid is normally against my principles.
But when you cut my pal's brother, you enter the world of killing, boy.
Before I kill you, remember this.
If you're gonna swing a sword, you better be ready to get cut by one too.
Say your prayers Damn it! You missed! You piece of sht! Freaking kid I should have Do you know where Number Two is? What was that? I want to see Number Two.
What for? To kill him! I'll kill him! Stop laughing and tell me! He's already dead.
What? There's a new Number Two.
You'll never find him.
He's probably long gone.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I need more time.
I haven't acquired that data yet.
What I do have has been downloaded onto my cellphone.
Yes.
Yes.
Understood.
Sorry.
Okiku.
Are you there? Yes.
What is the matter, disciple Okiku? Nothing.
Everything will be taken care of.
Yes, hello, Brother Two here.
Yo yo yo yo yo, Afro.
Can I ask you something? I know you cast away your feelings and all But does that mean casting away your manhood too? Hoo my massage don't get much better than no girl She's sweet, pretty, knows a first aid, can brawl a mean fish dinner! I call that practically marriage material.
Come on now, confess.
You wanna hit that booty.
I just wanna see my boy happy, you know.
Seriously man! Now don't you think there's something vaguely familiar about that woman? Look.
If you ain't gonna knock them boots, I will.
Go on then.
Care for some? It's lemonade.
Do you like it? I do.
I'm glad.
Oh, they're beautiful.
This is my favorite time of the year, fireworks and the festivities.
The people coming and going.
Everyone just simply having a good time.
May I ask where you're traveling to, mighty samurai? East.
East.
Oh, don't you love the sky, they're my favorite.
It's all because of you! Forgive me ! I've become a ninja of the Empty Seven clan! I've been siphoning your memories to copy your sword skills.
But I can't.
I can't do it anymore.
Tell me you're still that same boy from those wonderful times so long ago.
Get out of my way.
Otsuru.
Run Afro! Otsuru! You fckin' whore! This is the price you pay for your betrayal.
The data We have obtained the data! That's enough, Brother Six! We are leaving! Damn shame, ain't it? Just when you start getting your groove on, sht always gotta get killed, burnt down, or whatever! Hey, ya know your afro got a little scorched there, homie? You listening to me? Ha! Man, you really are a cold-blooded motherfcker! Hey, how about we keep this little a momento of your lady friend, huh? TO BE CONTINUED AFRO SAMURAI Subtitled for your Enjoyment by: omz007 Downloadable From SUBSCENE.
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Don't make it hard on yourself.
Be a good boy and hand that Number Two headband over nice and slow-like Stop right there, Kiddo.
You draw that sword and you're dead.
What the hell is with you kid? You gotta learn to respect your elders.
Lookee here, now I'm the Number Two warrior.
I'm coming for you, Number One.
What the hell is this? This kid is really some kind of freak.
He's carrying a rotten head around in his backpack.
Ew ! Wait a minute! I know that guy! Yeah, that's the old Number One.
Yeah you're right.
Here, give it to me.
You want this back kiddo? Then catch! Kids these days Yeah, they got no respect.
- Yeah, no respect at all.
Hey, wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Oh sleepyhead! Hey Jinno, you should come look at this! Wow, check this out! Some piece of work.
He won't wake up, Jinno! What? Whoa! Master! Master! The bandits must have got him.
This is bad! Two guys yesterday, and now a kid.
He is not a morning person.
My God! He's alive! Master! Master! He's alive! Mr.
Sleepy.
Don't get up yet.
You've been badly wounded and poisoned.
It will take some time for you to recover.
We discovered you bleeding on the river bank.
I am called Okiku.
You must rest, mighty samurai.
I will take care of you.
Don't be alarmed.
Of course we know you're a samurai.
For who else but a samurai could clutch his sword in a raging river While poisoned, unconscious, and with a broken hand.
Sleep When you awake, I'll have a meal prepared.
Damn, you're one lucky dawg, Afro! You look like a mummy.
- Cut it out, Otsuru.
Do not worry, young Afro.
In my dojo, we are all wounded orphans.
You are among friends.
Treat him well, my students.
Yes Master! Go! Go! Go! Strike the ground with yourself.
How can you wield a sword if you can't dig a hole? You're mad at the dirt Jinno? Your body is all stiff.
Think less.
Relax.
I'll stay calm and constantly flowing.
Like a river.
Cheer up, Afro.
Oh! I see we up! Think I wasn't gonna find you? I just took a little R and R but look at you, boy! Oh bright eyed and bushy tailed, fish, flowers, sunshine I see somebody getting their little resort on.
HA HA!!! Hoo, I bet ya that babe will wa-wa-what's her name? Okiku! Bet she tastes a hell of a lot better than trout! Don't think I didn't notice her checking you out? Huh? Huh? Don't tell me You ain't noticed? This place is bananas! Sht.
I'm thinking, sht, I'm even gonna find me a little hottie to go kick it with Beats and cold, cool massage Get all sweaty If ya know what I mean.
She got a friend, maybe we can do an orgy.
Y'know, huh!? Huh!? Awrightawrightawrightawrightawright, alright.
So you ain't the swinging type! Alright! I still can get my sex on! You know gettin' your jimmie waxed might help you recuperate.
All right, all right, you relax.
You wanna do your night solo on the low-low? Cool! Don't forget, my cellie's off! You must not fight over food.
Come on, Afro.
We're all waiting on you dude.
We got fishing duties, down at the river.
Don't you remember? Come on.
We're gonna be late.
You know how everyone gets when there's not enough fish to eat around here.
Look, I don't mean to push.
But, you really oughta wolf it down.
You'll need all your strength.
Tricking fish ain't easy.
Tricking fish ain't easy.
Wolf 'em down! Come on! Let's get to it! Look, they're escaping! Let's grab 'em! - Yeah! Yeah! grab 'em ! You're ready for this, Otsuru? Yeah, a fish! Nice and fat just like the doctor ordered.
It's what the master calls the single beat.
Well, cook it up! Then we can have a quadruple treat! But there are six of us.
Isn't that a sextuplet treat? Huh? uh I mean Oh, I must have disturbed you in the middle of a dream.
Was it pleasant? Forgive me, I'm being nosy.
It's time for you medicine.
Your wounds heal well, master samurai.
So tonight, I will cook my special fish for you.
You do like fish, don't you? Fresh vegetables! Fresh vegetables! Not interested kid.
Beat it.
No luck today.
Let's go home, Afro.
So, 'bout Number Two Is it true? That's what they say.
Apparently, he's back in town.
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
Whatever.
Like you got what it takes to be the Number Two warrior of the world.
What the fck? What's this kid doing here? Where is the Number Two? Who? The Number Two headband, tell me who has it.
Er, I don't know what you're talking about.
Tell me where he is.
You little cck sucker! You think you're a killer, boy? Huh? I'll show you a killer.
When you fight to kill, finish the job.
Target is confirmed.
Yes, he's still injured.
An easy prey for my skills.
Yes, I understand your point But! My master brother, I would give my life to work in your inner circle.
Can you do it? Yes, please let me slay the Afro Samurai.
Your supper is ready.
What's the matter? Thanks for everything.
You're leaving? Tomorrow.
Please, keep it for your travels.
Thank you.
Will you not stay with me? For just, one more day? There'll be a summer festival tomorrow night at the village below.
If it's not too much to ask.
Will you stay and watch the fireworks with me? Foolish boy! Never speak to me of such things again! Games of power or revenge, they lead to nothing! Do you really know what it means to be the Number Two? It is a life of murder.
We are born men in order to live, not to kill.
You must break the chain.
Only then can we be free of this terrible cycle.
What is this? Swampwater.
Just try it.
Will it put hair on my chest? Eww.
eww! Taste like crap! Here Afro, you try it.
This boy's the only one with real taste.
Can I have some more? Is he for real! Afro, you don't have to be polite.
It's like I always say, if heaven could be bottled, it just might taste like my lemonade.
Le.
.
na.
.
mode? Lemonade Lemonade.
Jinno - Lemonade.
Otsuru - Lemonade Hey kid! We know it was you that killed our brother.
Too bad you have to pay for it! You little son of a btch.
What the huh? Hey, that's my knife! How did you You little You ain't gonna get away from me! This can't be I got him! Good.
Don't let him get away.
Now let's see you spit swamp water, brat.
You are dead now.
Hey shorty! What was that? What did you just call me? Sht! Afro! Yeah ! - Leave him alone! Behind you! Afro! Fckin' brats! What the Sht, it's stuck! Damn it! I'll kill you! Holy smoke! Killing some little kid is normally against my principles.
But when you cut my pal's brother, you enter the world of killing, boy.
Before I kill you, remember this.
If you're gonna swing a sword, you better be ready to get cut by one too.
Say your prayers Damn it! You missed! You piece of sht! Freaking kid I should have Do you know where Number Two is? What was that? I want to see Number Two.
What for? To kill him! I'll kill him! Stop laughing and tell me! He's already dead.
What? There's a new Number Two.
You'll never find him.
He's probably long gone.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I need more time.
I haven't acquired that data yet.
What I do have has been downloaded onto my cellphone.
Yes.
Yes.
Understood.
Sorry.
Okiku.
Are you there? Yes.
What is the matter, disciple Okiku? Nothing.
Everything will be taken care of.
Yes, hello, Brother Two here.
Yo yo yo yo yo, Afro.
Can I ask you something? I know you cast away your feelings and all But does that mean casting away your manhood too? Hoo my massage don't get much better than no girl She's sweet, pretty, knows a first aid, can brawl a mean fish dinner! I call that practically marriage material.
Come on now, confess.
You wanna hit that booty.
I just wanna see my boy happy, you know.
Seriously man! Now don't you think there's something vaguely familiar about that woman? Look.
If you ain't gonna knock them boots, I will.
Go on then.
Care for some? It's lemonade.
Do you like it? I do.
I'm glad.
Oh, they're beautiful.
This is my favorite time of the year, fireworks and the festivities.
The people coming and going.
Everyone just simply having a good time.
May I ask where you're traveling to, mighty samurai? East.
East.
Oh, don't you love the sky, they're my favorite.
It's all because of you! Forgive me ! I've become a ninja of the Empty Seven clan! I've been siphoning your memories to copy your sword skills.
But I can't.
I can't do it anymore.
Tell me you're still that same boy from those wonderful times so long ago.
Get out of my way.
Otsuru.
Run Afro! Otsuru! You fckin' whore! This is the price you pay for your betrayal.
The data We have obtained the data! That's enough, Brother Six! We are leaving! Damn shame, ain't it? Just when you start getting your groove on, sht always gotta get killed, burnt down, or whatever! Hey, ya know your afro got a little scorched there, homie? You listening to me? Ha! Man, you really are a cold-blooded motherfcker! Hey, how about we keep this little a momento of your lady friend, huh? TO BE CONTINUED AFRO SAMURAI Subtitled for your Enjoyment by: omz007 Downloadable From SUBSCENE.
COM