All Hail King Julien (2014) s02e04 Episode Script

Pineapple of My Eye

Stop! No For the love of all that is good and decent do not do this! It's just a vacation.
Don't you understand what will happen if you go? You will have to make decisions on your own without the psychic guidance of my tongue.
Yes! The horror! THE HORROR!!! King Julien, you have never had trouble making decisions in the past - (Why'ya have) a sudden panic? - Well E-eh, king Julien, why am I wearing codpieces? Foosa camouflage, Willie.
I have decided to make peace with our enemies.
Foosa eat lemurs, not fish.
This disguise will give you enough time to negotiate a treaty.
Ah, okay A-a-ah!!! How's it go, Willie? Make another new friend yet? King Julien, the kingdom looks amazing! What happened with all the garbage? Gone, Maurice.
I decided to have Mort gather up all the kingdom's refuse and toss it in that smelly mountain pit on the other side of the island.
Smelly mountain You mean a volcano??? Make a hole!!! King Julien, Maurice just told me you're giving me a new p-p-partner? That's correct, Clover.
To better protect our kingdom I have decided to have Timo design you a new crime-fighting buddy.
Observe! I'm calling it "The Mega Gecko 2.
0"! Oh, look at that! You're getting along already.
Yes.
Those were bad decisions.
I know! It's like I lost my "decision-making mojo" which is why you cannot go! Ple-e-e-ease And while you are staying would you mind rubbing my belly? I am so tense Actually I may have a solution to both of our problems.
I should have told you this earlier in your reign, but there exist Ehm vessel! Yes, and it is filled with great wisdom! A vessel? Like my party boat "Old Porcelain Sides"? Yes! Eh, no.
Not a toilet! A vessel that contains the souls and wisdom of all the previous kings whether sat on that throne.
The wisdom of every king? That's like eh, twelve brains! That's a lot of brains! And you are in look for the vessel of which I speak is kept in this very room right over there! - E-e-eh Pineapple? - Do you not see the majestic crown? - Sense the succulent inner juices so reminiscent of your own - I'm juicy! With this vessel by your side you will have all you need to make the right decision for yourself and the kingdom.
Wait a second! How do I know you're not just saying this so you can go on your vacation? I Ehm Kidding! Of course, my kingly soul will live on in a pineapple after I die.
It makes perfect sence! Now To use the souls of my ancestors to be the best King I can be! - No, it's my foosa ball! - No, it's my foosa ball! Allow me to use the wisdom of my ancestors to settle this dispute for you, children.
Ah! What's that king Julien the Resolver? Yes! I have a solution! There you go.
Now go to your huts and (atrophy) like normal children You're welco-o-ome King Julien! The foosa have taken my wife Dorothy! What will I do? Hold on And what's that king Julien's the Player? Okay.
Dead king Julien says - Lemur up, Ted! And get back on the horse.
Lots of fish in the sea, you know.
Lemurs too during the warm season - Ted! - Dorothy! I thought you're eaten by the foosa! - No, I was just in the other room.
I'm alive! - Really? Okay then Oh, hey, king Julien, could you help me? I can't deside if I should pull one of this small rocks out Very interesting problem! Let me consult king Julien the Painfully Oblivious Go for it, baby! - Thanks for the advise, your majesty - You're welco-o-ome! King Julien, what is so important that you called us here in the middle of the night? Was there a sudden and unexpected security breach that requires my immediate attention? Please, tell me there was sudden and unexpected security breach that requires my immediate attention! No.
I called you here to inform you of an important epiphany I had earlier this very afternoon.
It isn't the one about not pooping where you eat again, is it? No, Maurice.
Though that was a very good one too and really brought things in to focus for me at a very difficult time in my life Say hello to my new kingly adviser! I'm going back to bed.
Wait! You must not leave until you swear to protect this pineapple with your life.
Just as you have sworn to protect me.
Maurice, I am a highly trained security professional and I am not guarding a piece of fruit.
O-oh You know the king.
He'll get bored in a few days and forget all about this.
Just go along with that for now so we can go back to bed.
Ah, fine! But to repay me you better finally prove my request to carry a flame-thrower.
Oy vey King Julien! It will be my honor to protect you and your that.
I will go and get started on a fruit-based security operators! Or something On it! Excellent.
Now, it is time for the people to meet the pineapple who will be deciding their fate.
For years your beloved king has searched high and low for wisdom, for guidance in making kingly decisions, and at times, for where he left his crown.
And that's a joke! My crown is on my head.
Yeah, ha-ha-ha Eh, Maurice The king made a joke, people! What do we do when we hear a joke? They'll get it eventually At least they stopped hurling bananas.
I I say I'll correct it Anyways I am proud to say my days of searching are over! Let's give it up for my new kingly adviser! Piney! Feel free to "u-uh and a-ah".
They passed "u-uh and a-ah" training, right? "U-uh"s and "a-ah"s, lemurs.
Let's sell it, this isn't a test! U-uh! A-ah! Rejoice for me for I have finally found a worthy companion.
Uh Companion?.
.
You could even say - we're soulmates! Soulmates?! Soulmates Oh, this is heaven! getting adored by Julien! Ho-ho-hoy! It's better than you could ever imagine, Mort! Oh, and he smells terrific! Though I don't even have a nose! Aw, how good he smells! D'you think I don't know how good he smells? I've smelled him! I've smelled him all the time! Oh, they appeared to be flapping for me! Oh-ho, I'm blushing Heh But they've never do that for you, huh? Mabye this should teach you some manners, stupid talking pineapple! Wait! He-he King Julien loves you, stay positive.
Good thoughts Good thoughts! Ba-a-a-a-ah!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Everyone loves us together! Ha! It's so amazing! Oh! I've never even like pineapple before.
What's going on? Take in cover! Let my body be your shield Oh, king Julien I'm sorry, I was just eh, setting up your new eh, security system.
You know, for it.
- Ah! Is it a good one? - Oh yeah! Totally foolproof.
I can't imagine anyone will be able to get pass this.
U-uh, you don't think it's too good, do you? Hey, all that matters is that you and your soulmate are safe and sound, right? Good point, Clo! I don't know what I'll do if something'll happen to him Yeah, that's great.
If I'll snore too much - just roll me on my side.
Good morning, my sweet.
Did I feel someone trying to spoon last ? Someone please help me!!! - What's the situation? - Piney He's gone I I don't understand! I really didn't think if anyone would actually try to kidnap him.
He' s a fruit This is on me.
Don't worry, I will make it right.
- You have to find him.
- King Julien, finding things is what I do.
I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want What I do know is that I have very particular set of skills.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you! Who are you talking to?!! No idea, you majesty! Just sort of (gardener in a groove), you know Don't worry, you'll have your pineapple back before you (know it).
This is probably all just a big misunderstanding, and it's somewhere right now completely safe and sound What are we going to do with you? Not feeling so special now, huh? I dusted your bed for evidence but found nothing but two leafs and a small puddle of pineapple juice.
Ah! Pineapple juice My Piney has been injured! Please, you must find him! Someone could be (planting) him up as he speak! Don't worry.
I did find something by the door on a back of my eh, theft-deterrent system.
Footprints.
Whoever did this must stepped on it on a way out.
They're so tiny You don't think That's right! We're clearly looking for.
.
a BABY! And (it by have to) put heart on every child lemur in this village to get your pineapple back.
(So beat it!) Good Now leave me.
I'm feeling serious whimpering coming on Let's do this! Clover Clover! You have one of those fantasies where you're a loose cannon-capo plays by her own rules? No Yes! Stay out my fantasies, Maurice! I know what I'm doing! - You're gonna put up some flyers and hope you get lucky? - Exactly! I was finally getting close to the king and you had to ruin everything! What is your secret? How did you make him love you? Stop laughing! Answer me-e-e! Hello Mort, I'm here because we've identified a feet of a pineapple pup! - She knows! Take her out! Now, while you still have the chance! - No, I can't.
Clover is my friend.
- I say we bring this whole kingdom down, take them all out! - Who's that? I thought we were alone in here - Ehm, Mort, you're okay? - E-e-eh I-i-i The feet, Mort! Hide the evidence! I'm Oh, wow That's That's awful.
I was just gonna asking a handout Some flyers, but no.
How about I leave some outside the door for you? Oh! Oh, I see! Flyers! Sure I'd be happy to help.
Thanks, Mort! Really appreciate it! I know how much you care about king Julien and his heart is really broken right now - It is? - Oh yeah! Big-time.
Whatever we may think about that pineapple without it king Julien is lost.
Julien, you have to eat! Food has lost all its appeal, Maurice.
I'm so cold - It's a hundred degrees out! - Not in my soul C'mon! Yammie-yammie, have a little bite, just big one Is this fruit? You want me to eat a potential relative of my dear Piney? I'm sorry, Maurice, but when did you become an insensitive devil? - Where's Maurice? - I haven't seen him Yes, he has.
So you did install a security system for the pineapple? No, this was something I installed when king Julien was on that crash diet wanting something to prevent him from sneaking out for midnight snack.
You can't expect me to be an effective ruler with cottage cheese thighs, can you? This panel wasn't triggered last night from the pineapple pup's track.
Maurice, bring me one of those flyers! He walked across this panel but didn't set it off It didn't take much for me to set it off! Whatever this thief is he'd have to be pretty light.
And he have to know how much losing the pineapple would hurt king Julien.
Well, who do we know that has tiny feet, doesn't weigh much and would be jealous of king Julien's affections for a piece of fruit? This is going nowhere I need something sad and pathetic to put my life into perspective.
- Where is Mort? - Mort!!! O-oh, what have I done? I never wanted to hurt king Julien.
I love king Julien! This is all your fault! I should destroy you right no-o-ow!!! but I can't.
He has chosen you! I am the one who should be destroyed! This too late! They found me! If Julien sees me with this pineapple he'll never forgive me! Piney!!! Are you alright??? What is that demented jungle wart done to you? Looks like it's crown is shedding There's more (lenee on the back)! O-o-o What am I going to do? Wait! Maybe I could return you before they get back to the baobab tree! Of course! Why didn't I think of it before? Because you have no brain! That's why Julien will always love me, not you.
He loves my juicy brain, ha-ha! Juicy-juicy-juicy Ha-ha-ha!!! My brain is plenty juicy! And Julien will love it again as soon as I Ah! - Foosa hungry - Foosa lunch time Oh, ha-ha Could you, guys, wait here? I have to run a quick errand.
Trust me - these haunches will be worthy-y Oh my god! Hmm, it looks like he's headed this way! - Can't we go any faster? - We could if I didn't have to carry you! Oh, you love it! Remember when we were young and you give me pony-rides? - That never happen - I called you (pringule) and feed you sugar.
- You think of it a real pony, king Julien! - No, pretty sure it was you! - Help! - That came from a mountain! I know a shortcut! What are we waiting for? Faster, Pringle! Unhand it pineapple, Mort! Just put it down and I order Clover to make your panishment painless! Nice an old-fashioned.
No party-favors.
- I don't know what that means.
- He doesn't either I'm so sorry, my king! I swear I was about to return it but the foosa was on my tail! - Did you say "foosa"? - He's bluffing or not! We caught between a foosa and a really bad spot.
There's a reactive landmines down there, your majesty! D'you hear that? It's the Gods! They're coming to help me and Piney! - What about us? - Don't be greedy, Maurice! There's only some much God to go around.
Give it to me, baby! See? I told you the Gods Fe-e-e-e-t - Oh, Maurice! I can't hold you! - And I can't hold Mort! And I Fe-e-e-et! King Julien! Let the pineapple go and give us your hands so we can pull you up! If you fall you'll be blown to smithereens! Never! I will not sacrifice the souls of my ancestors! King Julien, I've done playing a long with this There were no souls in there, and this time I bet my life on it! Pinky swear, cross my heart and hope to die! I didn't hear you say.
No backsies! Yeah Listen to me! You don't mean a pineapple to make your decisions, you have all the answers inside yourself, no matter how stupid that sounds! He's right, your majesty! Deep down you know exactly what to do! You're right.
I do know the decision I must make.
I must sacrifice myself to save the pineapple! What??? No-o-o-o!!! Hm, where Where am I? Am I dead? That's up to you, Julien.
Are you sure it's your time to go? I don't know If I choose to go back will I still have your wisdom to make the right decision? The question is, Julien, what d'you really mean by "wisdom"? E-ehm, answering a question with a question is really annoying, you know that, right? Fine.
You already have the wisdom, that's how you've got here.
You've made a decision on your own.
So, if I do stay, what's death like? Is there dancing? - Only on sundays, after bingo.
- What d'ya say? What? Only one day of dancing? What kind of (sad world) backhouse you run in here, pineapple? No, no way, I can not stay here! So you've made your decision? Yeah, you bet your (prickly pedong donk) I have.
I'm going home, baby! - I thought he'll never leave - I've heard that! He looks so peaceful I can have his body, right? King Julien! Are you okay? Yes! Because I chose life, Maurice! Life! I chose making decisions for myself and dancing on whole days, not just sundays! I love you, king Julien! Can't we please go back to the () world? - Of course, Mort! - Thank you, king Julien! I'm so happy-y-y!!! King Julien, I promise that from this day forth your pineapple will never leave my sight! Actually, this new decision making king of yours may have an even better idea.
Hi-hi-hi, are you sure it's okay, king Julien? I'm making my own decisions now, Mort.
Besides, Piney's beginning to (ruffle).
Go for it buddy! That be some good souls! Translation: CCCP2976i/ Season 2, episode 04 "Pineapple of My Eye"i/
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