All Hail King Julien (2014) s03e04 Episode Script
Oh, Brother, Where Aren't Thou?
1 I`m telling you Clover, got my parents all wrong They really into this whole parenting thing Really? Have they correctly remembered your name yet? Stop it! You`re hashing my Chi`s! Get behind me! It could be someone here to hurt you, king Julien.
What? No one hurts my king Julien! Atta-a-a-ack! Mort, no! It`s too dangerous! Let`s not be hasty! Do what you need to do, buddy U-uh It`s sprayed me - That`s a Huh! Smell Wow! Sorry - Ow wow I think I`m going to be sick! Not on the royal floor! You`re not Сhokе it back, Mort! Choke it back! - King Julien, look! - A! Okay, little whatever you are! You`re trespassing on royal property which is punishable a little "ki-ya"! And some "da-da-da"! With next "cha-cha-cha"! Oh No-no, not you too! Neither of you is ever allowed in my hut again!!! Ever Are we interrupting something? Looks like a corporate Christmas party in here Mommy! Daddy! There you are! Ha-ha-ha Your majesties, stay back! There`s an intruder.
Oh, pooh! You`ve spoiled a surprise! - Surprise?! - Wait, you know it? Of course, you poor objectionable creature! It is Julien`s brother.
Eh Who what now?! Sweet heart, don`t you remember our conversation in the family bed? I want a little brother!!! I want a little brother! I`m running away! Oh Mark! The king has run away! Doggy just wants a bone! Eh? It wasn`t a dream? This is really happening? A-A-A-A!!! Yes, I do remember that now Are you telling me I have a brother?! Wow-wow-wow! Wow You can`t just ask for a brother and then get one the next day.
Hello! Baby Patch, Clover! No, darling, we bought him.
On sale.
He is an aye-aye They`re (bud?) vermin.
Isn`t that adorable? Apparently their nest are constantly raided by foosa, so you can always pick them up cheap in case you want a sister too.
Snap! Daddy`s totally not weird explanation.
So, brother you got a name? - Aha It`s Brodney.
- Rodney?! I love that name.
That is so a name my brother would have.
No.
It`s It`s not Rodney, it`s Brodney.
E-eh Pretty sure it`s pronounced "Rod-ney".
No, it is It`s Brodney.
"B" plus the sound "Rodney".
B-b-brodney.
Pretty sure King Julien, we don`t know anything about him, except that he Oh! No Oh! Smells It doesn`t matter, Clover.
My parents have gifted me a brother.
And if there is one thing I know above all of there it's this: I love gifts! I do! I love them!!! Thank you, mommy! Thank you, daddy! Finally feels I got a real family So Brodney, tell me about your kingdom.
I`m It`s a sulfur bog, that you know, it`s pretty much "on fire" around Hm, sounds steemy, yeah.
Bet you and your friends then have some hot times, ha-ha-ha! Oh, yeah.
I don`t really have any friends.
Everyone who isn`t "on fire" pretty much avoids me.
Well, who needs friends when you`ve got me, brother! Good, you`re here.
I want my sleeping quarters totally hold over.
This is a brother`s room now, which means pillow fights, chair forts and lots of wrestling! How did this happen? You were watching his parents! All I do is watch them! Always ringing that bell like they`re mental Hear that? W-was that a bell? I`m coming, your majesty! It`s always the ones who seems so strong that break the quickest, eh Let`s start, peoples.
Ted, d`you have a degree in an interior design? - I do not, sir! - Excellent.
Pitch me your take.
Well, I think brothers and bank beds always go well together.
Hm Amazing! I called top bank! Now Time to teach you how brothers roll.
Ha-ha! First thing you gotta know is that your big brother king Julien is all about the booty! Check! The booty is your power brother, uh! Ah! And when you roll with me that booty`s got the "uh-uh-uh-wo-o-ah"! You try.
Brodney! Brodney! Brodney! Ha! That`s why you, losers, got to run.
Because the brothers are in da ho-ouse! Well, you cleared the dance floor like a boss, Brodney! I think I pulled a hammy, ha-ha-ha King Julien never congratulates me when I spray my musk.
Besides being eaten by foosa the lemurs` second greatest skill is tramping.
My kingdom boasts some of the greatest artists and trampers around.
Give it a shot, brother! Come on! You gotta get the full experience! I`m not a great Who-oo! You were awesome! Ew I think my legs are shattered I`ll rub some dirt out and you`ll be fine! King Julien never rubs dirt on me when my body is broken Please, what`s the matter, brother? Don`t you like the lemur ladies? I don`t really like being wet Oh come on! It`s a jacuzzi, man! They fizz.
Get out of here! I think I swallowed my tongue Oh, you`ve got another one Did you see the way those ladies reacted this? The way you got to freak on, They love you, man! So gangster King Julien never calls me "gangster" when I freaked ladies out That was a great day.
Just how I always pictured my life with a brother Lots of screaming and pain, the stuff family is made of - I wanna go home - Ha-ha-ha! Good one, brother! You You`re kidding, right? When your parents bought me I thought it would be different.
That I`ve finally been accepted somewhere, but I`m still a lo.
.
A loser! Hey, hey, stop it! You are not a loser! Yes, you have all the characteristics of a loser, but now that you are royal people have to ignore that.
It`s like a law or something.
Yeah, but that`s the problem.
I`m not a royal, a-ha And everyone knows it.
Thank you for coming.
This is a very serious matter.
I want Maurice, what are you doing?! - Oh, he is eating our nits.
- Kingdom is simply infested! King`s adviser is the nit grabber Better throw myself the mouth of the foosa All eating is on hold! This is important! Now, who here thinks Brodney is a loser? Really? Wait, Mom, Dad? You didn`t raise your hand.
Sorry, dear.
Are we supposed to be paying attention? Eh, I speak for everyone when I say this dork has gotta go! No! This is my little brother and word is mine! And I want him to be royal! Your majesty, you can`t just make someone royal! Can you? - I know a way! - Maurice, what are we looking for? Over the years these various laws were made by the Juliens kings.
They were written down in these books.
If there is a way to make Brodney royal we`ll find it here.
And work those stumpy fingers, people! We`re in a crisis mode! Uncle King Julien surely had lot of enemies who mysteriously .
.
fall prey to something called "The Pit of Ultimate Suckage".
- Yes, uncle did love his pits.
- Look at this! On rare occations when two lemur wish to become brothers they can take part in something called "a brother marriage", or "brarriage"! U-uh, it`s sounds so progressive.
So if king Julien`s brarries Brodney, Brodney will officially become his brother by blood - and since his majesty`s blood is royal - Brodney becomes royal as well! Huh, keep trying, Maurice, `cos there is no way my king Julien is brarring that dork! I`ll now pronounce you "brother" and "brother".
You may You know what I`m not really sure You both have some final documents to sign to make your brarrige official.
I can`t believe this is real, ha-ha-ha I`m ro-o-oyalty, yeah There, you are officially Ehm, Brodney, is this your correct birthday? - Eh-he.
- And you majesty, your birthday date is correct? - Yeah, sure.
Who keep score? - What`s wrong? According to this Brodney was born before that him.
He is not a little brother - he is a big brother.
Great! Does that mean I get to wear Brodney`s clothes when I grow up? King Julien, you don`t understand! If Brodney is older, according to law he is now the king! Oh! Oh.
Oh I said I wanted a little brother! Did you even know how old I am? - Is that something we should know? - Oh, so many rules to this, ehm parenting!!! It`s called parenting!!! I don`t even wanna be king Resposibility, it makes me go-o-o-a-ah It`s okay, buddy, we gonna figure this out.
I just wanna be brothers Can I try it down? Yes! Brodney can abdicate, your majesty! Quit just like Uncle king Julien did.
It`s perfect! Except it won`t work! We outlawed being able to give up the crown.
What!? Why would we do something so stupid? I`m all-in.
That`s just a vacation.
For few month or six You`re in good hands.
Get a color pencil, Maurice! I`ve got some ideas.
- What if you married a commoner? - A what-a-ner? Someone of poor quality and muggle blood.
Like Clover.
- So if I marry Clover - Not gonna happen! or someone else with bad blood I can`t be king? The royal must marry royalty or they can`t ascend the throne.
Your mother almost made that mistake.
I was young and fell in love with a gibbon.
He was a wonderful dancer When he wasn`t thrownig his own poo Then what are we waiting for? Let`s find you bride! So what`s this all about, Mort? Your flyer was pretty fake.
"Single lemurs seeks" and then just bunch of wet spots look like tears I have recently lost someone and searching for his replacement.
- Let me guess King Julien? - I see you knew him? - Oh I knew he was an idiot.
- Get out!!! When I saw your flyer it was like Wow! Finally someone to scream "We all gonna die!" with.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we do it right now? - Oy wey I know what you`re thinking.
Why Pancho? Answer - who knows! Am I boring? Sure! Social skills? None! But I`m loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food.
Tempting But before I make any decision I need to see your feet.
Wow!!! Right.
For a full disclosure - right one is a little infected I`ve never been at date before What will I say? I mean will I tell`em how short my lifespan Goah! I never touched the female Will I draw blood first, I mean you know, is it rude? Did I ask to see their claws before we get seroius Goah! You know, Brodney, you are so amazing without words.
I say why talk? Ladies love mystery Especially when it doesn`t speak.
And if you get nervous just excuse yourself to the bathroom.
Spraying your musk on a date is a real mood killer.
Trust me U-uh I like your hair.
You`re like ugly hot.
I can`t wait to show you "around the club" thing.
Party-y-y-y A-aw, you`re squealer I like that.
Uh-huh, Todd is really taking a shine to you.
It usually takes a week before he climb up on somebody, ha-ha Todd!!! Say something to the nice royal Will you be my daddy? I think we have a (done deal) here.
What you have to say to that, Butterfish How much long does it gonna take me? Because I gotta take to work.
I`m a handful.
That`s it? Where`s the rest? Eaten or married Sorry, your majesty.
How is it going? Have you found an undesirable yet? I thought having a brother would finally make us a real family.
Instead I`ve lost everything.
Enjoy the throne.
I sure did.
Julien, please I`m still your brother, still friends, right? Ah, of course, Brodney.
The only thing changed by you`re being a king is my life not having meaning anymore.
No bigger - Your majesty - Son! Don`t look at me! I`m hideous without my crown! Everyone can see my receding fur line.
.
Which is no doubt in (heiry cut)!!! What have we done, Barty? If only there`s was still the days of your brother`s reign back then anything that threathing the king in nasty way is just disappearing.
Eh Hang on, I`m k-king! What? - King Julien! - Your majesty! There`s no one here by that title! Go away! What are you doing? The right thing.
I`m supporting my brother and my family by leaving.
How was that "the right thing"? Please, Maurice! Every one knows what a great king I`ve been.
The bar is too high! Brodney will always feel inferior is if I stay.
I`ll be fine, going back to my roots - The Party Prince.
This booty is been away too long! E-e-ehm You still party.
All the time.
- Your majesty! Are you all right?! - Stop calling me that.
Just let me go You`re leaving? - What? What are you.
.
? - Sh-h-h.
No words.
I`ve tried to replace you.
But you can`t just make someone what you wanted them to be.
So I am leaving too.
I believe they call that "sure-warma".
You`re thinking of "carma", Mort.
Sh-h-h No words.
I want to rememeber Where`s your crown? The king`s brarrige brackfired eh Turn out my younger brother is older than he looks.
- We`ve tried to find a way - I can get you your crown back! - What are you saying? - Wha-wha-what now? Mort, you gorgeous little imp, tell me how! Tell me!! Do it, come on!!! Ho-o-ow!!! Te-e-ell me!!!! - Does this mean you missed me and want me back? - Don`t push it Mommy! Daddy! I have great news! Where`s Brodney? - He`s gone, sweetheart.
- Come over here and have some lunch.
I think we`re eating clams.
Are clams able to run like that? Ha-ha, I don`t know, ha-ha Why do you have my crown? What have you done to Brodney?! Please, it was not barbaric.
We simply handled the problem the way your uncle would have.
We had him thrown into a Pit of Ultimate Suckage.
You`re welcome.
Do they let just anyone have a baby? Isn`t there any test? Brodney, hold on! I`m coming, brother! Brodney, where are you? Send up your stink trail or something so I can find you Pit of Ultimate Suckage Brodney! Brodney, we have to get out of here.
A-ha, I`m staying.
Mom and Dad said you didn`t want me around anymore.
I thought we were brothers Friends! We are! Unfortunately you were purchased by really messed up parents.
It`s my fault.
I wanted a little brother who`d look up to me and complete my family.
But you got me instead! Yeah, and I`m happy I did.
You`re the best older brother I never wanted! And I don`t want to lose you! So let`s go and What is tha-at?? I think it`s the "suckage" part in a "Pit of Ultimate Suckage".
Brodney! No pressure But I can really need your help right now! And there goes my liver What do you want me to do? I`m afraid You`re royalty, Brodney.
Uh And my brother.
You have a () musk gland! Come on, man, you got this! Oh I believe in you.
Okay.
A-a-a-ah! Wow, didn`t know tentacles could vomit Learn something every day! Yeah! I saved you.
That`s the second time I`ve ever been glad to be me.
- Oh, what was the first? - The day we`ve got brarried Your majesty, there you are! Are you alright? Your parents told us what they did.
I`m fine, thanks to my brother.
E-eh, did Mort come through? Did I? - A female aye-aye? - That`s right, buddy! We sure that`s a girl, right? Hey, this doesn`t change anything, Brodney.
We`re still brothers.
- If you want to remain king - Yeah, that crown belongs to you.
And besides I`ve always imagine myself a lover not a ruler.
Hi I`m Bronda.
Is that pronounced "B" plus the sound "Ronda"? O-oh, is it love creepy? As soon as they marry you`ll be king again.
And no one had to die Always a win in my book.
Thanks, Mom and Dad for nearly gotten me killed! I`m sorry, your majesty.
I know how bad you want it - parents to be loving, attentive, not psycopats E-eh, they could use some improvement.
Improvement? Your majesty, forgive me, but they have failed! Fine! But what do you do when your parents are the worst people you have ever met?! I know a guy who could make them disappear.
Real discreet I am not killing my parents.
But I can`t live like this either One way or the other they have to go.
Translation: CCCP2976 Season 3, episode 04 "Oh, Brother, Where Aren't Thou?"
What? No one hurts my king Julien! Atta-a-a-ack! Mort, no! It`s too dangerous! Let`s not be hasty! Do what you need to do, buddy U-uh It`s sprayed me - That`s a Huh! Smell Wow! Sorry - Ow wow I think I`m going to be sick! Not on the royal floor! You`re not Сhokе it back, Mort! Choke it back! - King Julien, look! - A! Okay, little whatever you are! You`re trespassing on royal property which is punishable a little "ki-ya"! And some "da-da-da"! With next "cha-cha-cha"! Oh No-no, not you too! Neither of you is ever allowed in my hut again!!! Ever Are we interrupting something? Looks like a corporate Christmas party in here Mommy! Daddy! There you are! Ha-ha-ha Your majesties, stay back! There`s an intruder.
Oh, pooh! You`ve spoiled a surprise! - Surprise?! - Wait, you know it? Of course, you poor objectionable creature! It is Julien`s brother.
Eh Who what now?! Sweet heart, don`t you remember our conversation in the family bed? I want a little brother!!! I want a little brother! I`m running away! Oh Mark! The king has run away! Doggy just wants a bone! Eh? It wasn`t a dream? This is really happening? A-A-A-A!!! Yes, I do remember that now Are you telling me I have a brother?! Wow-wow-wow! Wow You can`t just ask for a brother and then get one the next day.
Hello! Baby Patch, Clover! No, darling, we bought him.
On sale.
He is an aye-aye They`re (bud?) vermin.
Isn`t that adorable? Apparently their nest are constantly raided by foosa, so you can always pick them up cheap in case you want a sister too.
Snap! Daddy`s totally not weird explanation.
So, brother you got a name? - Aha It`s Brodney.
- Rodney?! I love that name.
That is so a name my brother would have.
No.
It`s It`s not Rodney, it`s Brodney.
E-eh Pretty sure it`s pronounced "Rod-ney".
No, it is It`s Brodney.
"B" plus the sound "Rodney".
B-b-brodney.
Pretty sure King Julien, we don`t know anything about him, except that he Oh! No Oh! Smells It doesn`t matter, Clover.
My parents have gifted me a brother.
And if there is one thing I know above all of there it's this: I love gifts! I do! I love them!!! Thank you, mommy! Thank you, daddy! Finally feels I got a real family So Brodney, tell me about your kingdom.
I`m It`s a sulfur bog, that you know, it`s pretty much "on fire" around Hm, sounds steemy, yeah.
Bet you and your friends then have some hot times, ha-ha-ha! Oh, yeah.
I don`t really have any friends.
Everyone who isn`t "on fire" pretty much avoids me.
Well, who needs friends when you`ve got me, brother! Good, you`re here.
I want my sleeping quarters totally hold over.
This is a brother`s room now, which means pillow fights, chair forts and lots of wrestling! How did this happen? You were watching his parents! All I do is watch them! Always ringing that bell like they`re mental Hear that? W-was that a bell? I`m coming, your majesty! It`s always the ones who seems so strong that break the quickest, eh Let`s start, peoples.
Ted, d`you have a degree in an interior design? - I do not, sir! - Excellent.
Pitch me your take.
Well, I think brothers and bank beds always go well together.
Hm Amazing! I called top bank! Now Time to teach you how brothers roll.
Ha-ha! First thing you gotta know is that your big brother king Julien is all about the booty! Check! The booty is your power brother, uh! Ah! And when you roll with me that booty`s got the "uh-uh-uh-wo-o-ah"! You try.
Brodney! Brodney! Brodney! Ha! That`s why you, losers, got to run.
Because the brothers are in da ho-ouse! Well, you cleared the dance floor like a boss, Brodney! I think I pulled a hammy, ha-ha-ha King Julien never congratulates me when I spray my musk.
Besides being eaten by foosa the lemurs` second greatest skill is tramping.
My kingdom boasts some of the greatest artists and trampers around.
Give it a shot, brother! Come on! You gotta get the full experience! I`m not a great Who-oo! You were awesome! Ew I think my legs are shattered I`ll rub some dirt out and you`ll be fine! King Julien never rubs dirt on me when my body is broken Please, what`s the matter, brother? Don`t you like the lemur ladies? I don`t really like being wet Oh come on! It`s a jacuzzi, man! They fizz.
Get out of here! I think I swallowed my tongue Oh, you`ve got another one Did you see the way those ladies reacted this? The way you got to freak on, They love you, man! So gangster King Julien never calls me "gangster" when I freaked ladies out That was a great day.
Just how I always pictured my life with a brother Lots of screaming and pain, the stuff family is made of - I wanna go home - Ha-ha-ha! Good one, brother! You You`re kidding, right? When your parents bought me I thought it would be different.
That I`ve finally been accepted somewhere, but I`m still a lo.
.
A loser! Hey, hey, stop it! You are not a loser! Yes, you have all the characteristics of a loser, but now that you are royal people have to ignore that.
It`s like a law or something.
Yeah, but that`s the problem.
I`m not a royal, a-ha And everyone knows it.
Thank you for coming.
This is a very serious matter.
I want Maurice, what are you doing?! - Oh, he is eating our nits.
- Kingdom is simply infested! King`s adviser is the nit grabber Better throw myself the mouth of the foosa All eating is on hold! This is important! Now, who here thinks Brodney is a loser? Really? Wait, Mom, Dad? You didn`t raise your hand.
Sorry, dear.
Are we supposed to be paying attention? Eh, I speak for everyone when I say this dork has gotta go! No! This is my little brother and word is mine! And I want him to be royal! Your majesty, you can`t just make someone royal! Can you? - I know a way! - Maurice, what are we looking for? Over the years these various laws were made by the Juliens kings.
They were written down in these books.
If there is a way to make Brodney royal we`ll find it here.
And work those stumpy fingers, people! We`re in a crisis mode! Uncle King Julien surely had lot of enemies who mysteriously .
.
fall prey to something called "The Pit of Ultimate Suckage".
- Yes, uncle did love his pits.
- Look at this! On rare occations when two lemur wish to become brothers they can take part in something called "a brother marriage", or "brarriage"! U-uh, it`s sounds so progressive.
So if king Julien`s brarries Brodney, Brodney will officially become his brother by blood - and since his majesty`s blood is royal - Brodney becomes royal as well! Huh, keep trying, Maurice, `cos there is no way my king Julien is brarring that dork! I`ll now pronounce you "brother" and "brother".
You may You know what I`m not really sure You both have some final documents to sign to make your brarrige official.
I can`t believe this is real, ha-ha-ha I`m ro-o-oyalty, yeah There, you are officially Ehm, Brodney, is this your correct birthday? - Eh-he.
- And you majesty, your birthday date is correct? - Yeah, sure.
Who keep score? - What`s wrong? According to this Brodney was born before that him.
He is not a little brother - he is a big brother.
Great! Does that mean I get to wear Brodney`s clothes when I grow up? King Julien, you don`t understand! If Brodney is older, according to law he is now the king! Oh! Oh.
Oh I said I wanted a little brother! Did you even know how old I am? - Is that something we should know? - Oh, so many rules to this, ehm parenting!!! It`s called parenting!!! I don`t even wanna be king Resposibility, it makes me go-o-o-a-ah It`s okay, buddy, we gonna figure this out.
I just wanna be brothers Can I try it down? Yes! Brodney can abdicate, your majesty! Quit just like Uncle king Julien did.
It`s perfect! Except it won`t work! We outlawed being able to give up the crown.
What!? Why would we do something so stupid? I`m all-in.
That`s just a vacation.
For few month or six You`re in good hands.
Get a color pencil, Maurice! I`ve got some ideas.
- What if you married a commoner? - A what-a-ner? Someone of poor quality and muggle blood.
Like Clover.
- So if I marry Clover - Not gonna happen! or someone else with bad blood I can`t be king? The royal must marry royalty or they can`t ascend the throne.
Your mother almost made that mistake.
I was young and fell in love with a gibbon.
He was a wonderful dancer When he wasn`t thrownig his own poo Then what are we waiting for? Let`s find you bride! So what`s this all about, Mort? Your flyer was pretty fake.
"Single lemurs seeks" and then just bunch of wet spots look like tears I have recently lost someone and searching for his replacement.
- Let me guess King Julien? - I see you knew him? - Oh I knew he was an idiot.
- Get out!!! When I saw your flyer it was like Wow! Finally someone to scream "We all gonna die!" with.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Can we do it right now? - Oy wey I know what you`re thinking.
Why Pancho? Answer - who knows! Am I boring? Sure! Social skills? None! But I`m loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food.
Tempting But before I make any decision I need to see your feet.
Wow!!! Right.
For a full disclosure - right one is a little infected I`ve never been at date before What will I say? I mean will I tell`em how short my lifespan Goah! I never touched the female Will I draw blood first, I mean you know, is it rude? Did I ask to see their claws before we get seroius Goah! You know, Brodney, you are so amazing without words.
I say why talk? Ladies love mystery Especially when it doesn`t speak.
And if you get nervous just excuse yourself to the bathroom.
Spraying your musk on a date is a real mood killer.
Trust me U-uh I like your hair.
You`re like ugly hot.
I can`t wait to show you "around the club" thing.
Party-y-y-y A-aw, you`re squealer I like that.
Uh-huh, Todd is really taking a shine to you.
It usually takes a week before he climb up on somebody, ha-ha Todd!!! Say something to the nice royal Will you be my daddy? I think we have a (done deal) here.
What you have to say to that, Butterfish How much long does it gonna take me? Because I gotta take to work.
I`m a handful.
That`s it? Where`s the rest? Eaten or married Sorry, your majesty.
How is it going? Have you found an undesirable yet? I thought having a brother would finally make us a real family.
Instead I`ve lost everything.
Enjoy the throne.
I sure did.
Julien, please I`m still your brother, still friends, right? Ah, of course, Brodney.
The only thing changed by you`re being a king is my life not having meaning anymore.
No bigger - Your majesty - Son! Don`t look at me! I`m hideous without my crown! Everyone can see my receding fur line.
.
Which is no doubt in (heiry cut)!!! What have we done, Barty? If only there`s was still the days of your brother`s reign back then anything that threathing the king in nasty way is just disappearing.
Eh Hang on, I`m k-king! What? - King Julien! - Your majesty! There`s no one here by that title! Go away! What are you doing? The right thing.
I`m supporting my brother and my family by leaving.
How was that "the right thing"? Please, Maurice! Every one knows what a great king I`ve been.
The bar is too high! Brodney will always feel inferior is if I stay.
I`ll be fine, going back to my roots - The Party Prince.
This booty is been away too long! E-e-ehm You still party.
All the time.
- Your majesty! Are you all right?! - Stop calling me that.
Just let me go You`re leaving? - What? What are you.
.
? - Sh-h-h.
No words.
I`ve tried to replace you.
But you can`t just make someone what you wanted them to be.
So I am leaving too.
I believe they call that "sure-warma".
You`re thinking of "carma", Mort.
Sh-h-h No words.
I want to rememeber Where`s your crown? The king`s brarrige brackfired eh Turn out my younger brother is older than he looks.
- We`ve tried to find a way - I can get you your crown back! - What are you saying? - Wha-wha-what now? Mort, you gorgeous little imp, tell me how! Tell me!! Do it, come on!!! Ho-o-ow!!! Te-e-ell me!!!! - Does this mean you missed me and want me back? - Don`t push it Mommy! Daddy! I have great news! Where`s Brodney? - He`s gone, sweetheart.
- Come over here and have some lunch.
I think we`re eating clams.
Are clams able to run like that? Ha-ha, I don`t know, ha-ha Why do you have my crown? What have you done to Brodney?! Please, it was not barbaric.
We simply handled the problem the way your uncle would have.
We had him thrown into a Pit of Ultimate Suckage.
You`re welcome.
Do they let just anyone have a baby? Isn`t there any test? Brodney, hold on! I`m coming, brother! Brodney, where are you? Send up your stink trail or something so I can find you Pit of Ultimate Suckage Brodney! Brodney, we have to get out of here.
A-ha, I`m staying.
Mom and Dad said you didn`t want me around anymore.
I thought we were brothers Friends! We are! Unfortunately you were purchased by really messed up parents.
It`s my fault.
I wanted a little brother who`d look up to me and complete my family.
But you got me instead! Yeah, and I`m happy I did.
You`re the best older brother I never wanted! And I don`t want to lose you! So let`s go and What is tha-at?? I think it`s the "suckage" part in a "Pit of Ultimate Suckage".
Brodney! No pressure But I can really need your help right now! And there goes my liver What do you want me to do? I`m afraid You`re royalty, Brodney.
Uh And my brother.
You have a () musk gland! Come on, man, you got this! Oh I believe in you.
Okay.
A-a-a-ah! Wow, didn`t know tentacles could vomit Learn something every day! Yeah! I saved you.
That`s the second time I`ve ever been glad to be me.
- Oh, what was the first? - The day we`ve got brarried Your majesty, there you are! Are you alright? Your parents told us what they did.
I`m fine, thanks to my brother.
E-eh, did Mort come through? Did I? - A female aye-aye? - That`s right, buddy! We sure that`s a girl, right? Hey, this doesn`t change anything, Brodney.
We`re still brothers.
- If you want to remain king - Yeah, that crown belongs to you.
And besides I`ve always imagine myself a lover not a ruler.
Hi I`m Bronda.
Is that pronounced "B" plus the sound "Ronda"? O-oh, is it love creepy? As soon as they marry you`ll be king again.
And no one had to die Always a win in my book.
Thanks, Mom and Dad for nearly gotten me killed! I`m sorry, your majesty.
I know how bad you want it - parents to be loving, attentive, not psycopats E-eh, they could use some improvement.
Improvement? Your majesty, forgive me, but they have failed! Fine! But what do you do when your parents are the worst people you have ever met?! I know a guy who could make them disappear.
Real discreet I am not killing my parents.
But I can`t live like this either One way or the other they have to go.
Translation: CCCP2976 Season 3, episode 04 "Oh, Brother, Where Aren't Thou?"