All Hail King Julien (2014) s04e04 Episode Script

1 - [Mort chuckles.]
- [growls.]
- [Mort.]
I'm okay! - [laughs.]
[theme song playing.]
Party - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # Get down for the get down - # Everybody party with King who? # - # King Julien! # - # King who? # - # King Julien! # Tonight will be forever Let's do King Julien style Woof! Whoa, oh, whoa, oh Y'all tell me who's the king Whoa, oh, whoa, oh All hail King Julien! I see lemurs running and screaming.
The island engulfed in waves, sinking under them.
- Lemurs in the water.
Sinking.
- [whimpering.]
A terrible sinking.
The island of Madagascar is sinking? When, Masikura? When is this going to happen? In the future.
Could you be a just a little more specific? I mean, just a skosh? Tomorrow morning at sunrise.
Okay, a little too specific.
[Julien.]
I've asked you all here for some very important business.
[clears throat.]
Shouldn't we be meeting in the war room? That's just what they'd be expecting us to do, Clover.
Uh-huh, and who is "they", Your Majesty? Just wondering.
Exactly.
Besides, the bubbles help me think.
Mort.
[gasps.]
Yes, my king? Bubbles are getting low.
More bubbles.
[inhales deeply.]
King Julien, if the island is sinking, what should we do? I'm thinking, Maurice.
Uh Mort.
More bubbles.
Yay! My colon is helping King Julien think.
My thinky bits say that we should tell the kingdom.
Good idea, Your Majesty.
But it needs to be done carefully.
We don't want to cause a panic.
Please, Maurice, I didn't just put on the crown yesterday, you know.
[gasps.]
Yeah, Maurice, duh! I know how to handle situations like this.
You're gonna make me tell them.
You read my mind, Mo-Mo.
You got this, Maurice.
We're all gonna die! The island's sinking and we're all gonna die.
Panic.
Mayhem.
[screams.]
No! [all screaming.]
My bad.
He doesn't got this.
Peoples, peoples, calm down.
Yes, the island is sinking, but we've got like a whole day to figure out how to save ourselves.
We can totally do it.
We can? You bet, Willie.
We can do anything.
Anything.
[all cheering.]
In case this all goes south, and it probably will, we're gonna need to find a new island.
Better pack my essentials.
Creams, powders, lotions, ointments, and my neck pillow.
Most Importantly, I will need Captain Booty-Butt.
You know how I can't sleep in a new place without him.
I mean I can't set up a new kingdom with tired bags under the royal eyes.
Know what I'm sayin? Um, Captain Booty-Butt? It's King Julien's favorite plushy toy from when he was a baby.
Stuffed hippo.
[chuckles sheepishly.]
Uh We gotta lighten up this island.
We are too fat, peoples.
Time to shake those moneymakers and sweat off those pounds.
Oh, yeah, working like a beast to get that body.
[yelling enthusiastically.]
I gotta go to work.
Hmm? [Julien.]
Let the pounds melt away.
Push out that sweat, peoples.
[Brodney.]
All the heat and steam is making me [shouts.]
sticky and [groans.]
uncomfortable.
Brodney, no.
No, Brodney! - [Brodney screams.]
- [farts.]
[lemur 1.]
Gah.
Now the smell is just cooking in this heat.
[lemur 2.]
I can taste stinky musk bits on my tongue.
Okay, new plan.
What's the heaviest thing on this island? Spoiler alert.
It's all the trees.
[laughs.]
[people shrieking in fear.]
Captain Booty-Butt.
Sure.
Captain Booty-Butt.
[chuckles nervously.]
[cries.]
What's wrong? I didn't have the heart to tell King Julien, but Captain Booty-Butt, He was stolen years ago.
[exclaims frustratedly.]
Well, you know King Julien.
Crazy or not, there's no way he's leaving here without that thing.
And I am not letting my king stay on a sinking island.
You got me? So we are gonna find that plushy, what what? [crying.]
But how? It's gone.
Gone! Get a hold of yourself, soldier.
Trust me.
This is what I do.
[sniffles.]
Okay.
[grunts.]
And no blubbering.
- Masikura! - [screams.]
Has anything we've done made a difference? Is the island still sinking? Nope.
Sorry.
Same as before.
Tomorrow at sunrise, the island is engulfed in waves.
Lemurs in the water.
Sinking.
A terrible sinking.
[exclaims in frustration.]
That Captain Booty-Butt plushy was right here with all his stuff from when he was a baby.
Oh, look at his wittle baby bottle.
He was so cute What the heck was that for? Oh.
[chuckles.]
Sorry, Maurice.
Thought you were going to get all blubbery again.
[laughs.]
Wait a minute.
These footprints must be years old and can only belong to one tiny, evil cockroach.
Ha! Looks like this cold case just got a whole lot warmer.
All right, peoples, the Sky Gods have left us no choice.
We must sacrifice someone to Judy the Goddess of Seafood so she won't swallow up the island in all her wavy bits.
Volunteers? Hector? How about you, buddy? You're like really old, so it shouldn't matter so much, right? Yep, I'll do it if it'll spare me one more minute with you losers.
That's the spirit, Hector.
Move your saggy tush, Hector.
If anybody's gonna be a sacrifice around here, it's me.
I'm first on the sacrifice list, remember? Read it and weep, gramps.
You're older than I am, Mort.
Take me, my king.
I'm yours.
[chuckles smugly.]
Stop squirming, Mort.
This is serious.
[laughs.]
Sorry.
Serious face.
Very serious.
Judy, Water Goddess of Seafood, I give you this sacrificial, uh, Mort.
Here ya go.
Enjoy.
Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! - [grunting.]
- Whee! Aah Whee! [sighs.]
I think he's gone.
For reals this time.
I thought he'd never leave.
- Mort! - Whee! Judy doesn't want Mort.
Mort's not being a team player.
Just let Judy eat you already, Mort.
Sorry, everybody, but I'm really floaty.
Swapped out a lot of my parts for wood years ago.
Why didn't I think of this before? We can all float off this island.
Okay everybody, on Mort.
I feel like it's not working.
Okay, Maurice, follow my every step.
Shark pit.
Nice.
Impressive work, Clover.
Easy-peasy, Maur Clover? [both yelling.]
Easy-peasy, huh, Clover? Peoples of Madagascar, Timo and I have put our heads together and built an ark.
A boat big enough to float us all to safety.
[all cheering.]
And I'm telling you, it is huge.
It's got like a basketball court, an Olympic sized swimmin' pool.
There's a movie theater on there and I think there's even a boat on the boat.
Can't wait to go swimming in that pool, man.
Without further ado, I give you, our way off this sinking island.
The ark.
I don't get it.
Wasn't it supposed to be big? Looked a lot bigger in the unrealistic presentation materials.
No need to fear my peoples.
What you're seeing here is just a model of an ark.
Yup.
No, that's the actual ark.
[chuckles and snorts.]
Timo.
What happened, man.
You promised.
Quite frankly, we didn't have the budget, Your Majesty.
Or the manpower.
Or any of the materials.
[chuckles and snorts.]
Um I'm no chemist, but pretty sure that thing'll only fit about five lemurs.
I'm sure it's more than that, Pancho.
Hate to be a contrary conchita, Your Majesty, but there's a sign on it that says "Maximum Capacity: five lemurs.
" [murmuring in frustration.]
Uh, okay, everybody stay calm.
We gotta look at the bright side here, right? I mean, at least five of us will survive the sinking of Madagascar.
Right? Five? But, which five Hey there, King Julien.
Are the rumors true? Is the island really sinking to the bottom of the ocean? No Nope.
Nope.
That's not what we've heard.
The island is rising and we definitely don't have a boat with room for only five lemurs to get off the island alive.
Not sinking? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
False alarm, boys.
Looks like the maze-boat we built so large it could carry every animal on the island to safety was a waste of time.
Blow it up.
I'm sorry, but Who gave the rats explosives? I can't believe I fell for one of Karl's traps.
Me.
It makes me so so, so angry.
Clover, that's it.
Get angry.
I am angry.
No, angrier.
Karl's laughing at you.
His walls are laughing at you.
They think you're weak, Clover.
[yelling and punching.]
Hello, Clover, I see you enjoyed our little welcoming What did you do with King Julien's stuffed animal, Karl? Where is Captain Booty-Butt? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Say goodbye to your bug friend.
Oh, Chauncey, no.
All right, I'll talk.
I'll talk.
Just spare my beloved.
Yes.
I stole Captain Booty-Butt as part of my brilliant plan to stage a coup in a small uranium-rich country where I would install the plushy as a ruthless dictator and I would pull the strings like the puppet master.
"Captain Booty Butt" would develop horrible weapons that he would unleash upon poor King Julien and all his people.
Oh, oh, the irony.
King Julien bombed out of existence by his favorite plushy toy.
Sadly, I was forced to sell it to cover the expenses in rebuilding my family's poo coffee plantation.
Who'd you sell it to, Karl? The Crocodiles? The foosa? Worse I sold it to Tammy.
Tammy? Why would she want it? Put away those dead shark eyes, baby, 'cause momma's got a surprise for you.
Thanks, Mommy.
Hi guys, got a new one today.
A Captain Booty-Butt.
Packaged pretty well.
Box is pretty standard, four corners and a lid.
You can see some pretty substantial stitching here especially along the booty part.
[Tammy.]
Todd! Suppertime, baby.
Mom, I'm doing my show.
[Tammy.]
Butterfish.
Don't touch that.
Aw man, I'm hungry, baby.
Sorry about that.
Anyways, I'm guessing this is some sort of limited edition.
[Tammy.]
Todd, now! By using "the future" we can tell who gets on the boat and who doesn't.
We'll know who the five are.
Let's do this.
[yelling.]
No! [continues through scene.]
So, nobody's going? That doesn't make any sense.
Leave me.
I need time Everybody out.
I don't believe in no psychic nonsense.
I say five of us just take the boat.
Love it.
Horst, you wanna join? Steal the boat.
Have you no dignity? Have you no shame? Well, it's pretty clear we don't, right? I mean, at least, I know I don't.
You really think Tammy has Captain Booty-Butt? The tail don't lie, Maurice.
That stuffed animal is here.
I can feel it.
Hi-yah! I knew you'd come for me one day.
And bless your heart, you didn't disappoint.
Give us the Booty-Butt.
Never! Ha.
It's the only thing that'll keep Todd happy when we take our afternoon naps.
[grunting and growling.]
So, Todd isn't gonna give up his Booty-Butt without a fight.
Todd! Show these people how much you love that plushy, baby? I had hoped this could be resolved without violence Well, not really.
Don't do something you're gonna regret, lil' missy.
You don't get to be an overbearing stage mom without knowing how to catfight.
Say, hey there, little man, you, uh, wouldn't mind if I picked up Captain Booty-Butt you know, it belongs to King Julien and he loves it and really needs Yeah, you're fine, it's all good.
You're not gonna do that thing we're cool right, Todd? Okay.
Just gonna take What are you [all yelling.]
Bad news, Maurice, you got Todd activated.
Only way to stop Todd now is a stake through his heart.
And even then, you ain't got a priest to do the ritual.
[evil laugh.]
Call him off, Tammy.
Call him off.
Never.
Okay.
Okay.
Todd.
Let go of Mr.
Maurice's jugular for Mama, baby.
You're lucky I need that arm for gluin' rhinestones on Todd's full glitz costumes.
I'm afraid, my peoples, it is time we made peace with our fate and said goodbye to our kingdom Stop looking at me like that.
I can't drink you all.
There's no time.
Ted, what are you doing? There might still be time to get off the island.
Great.
I'll get my bag.
Oh, are you coming? Okay.
Going out for milk, guys.
Be right back.
Goodbye my friends.
Why would you leave me at a time like this, kingdom? Why? It's just so unfair.
You're leaving me all alone With memories of my only home Bad or good, right or wrong I'll give to you my farewell song Kingdom you ain't no lady, I say Kingdom you ain't no lady That's right Kingdom You ain't no lady You are my wife And now I will wait for you Just hoping for your reply Perhaps it's a faint Hello Or simply a not not a sad goodbye I gave you everything The best that I knew how Waterslides tramps and dancing But now you're leaving And that's over now Baby we ain't perfect But we're learning how to live not die And if the ocean Takes you back Just know you'll make poor Momo cry I'll never forgive myself If I don't tell you this Right now right now Kingdom you ain't no lady That's right You've never been no lady Kingdom you've never been no lady You are my wife You are my ungrateful wife! Ungrateful! I love you! [lemur 1.]
Now's our chance.
[whistling.]
Aw, snap.
They're stealing the boat.
Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I think of that? I can't believe it's come to this.
Oh, King Julien, you want to steal the boat with me? There's plenty of room in my group of five.
Gotta go to work! Peoples.
Peoples, please.
Peoples.
Mort, where did you get a cannon? Nevermind! Sand.
Look at us, fighting like animals over that boat.
We're not animals, we're lemurs, peoples.
Lemurs.
We are beautiful miracles.
We are stardust, peoples.
Yeah, all those dusty bits of stars that kind of get pooped out into deep space 'Cause we matter.
You matter.
I thought about saving you guys so much I forgot to save myself.
Forgot.
I know, right? Cray-cray.
And, that's just the kind of kingly legacy I want to leave behind.
[murmuring.]
So, I've decided who gets to go.
We may not have enough room for everyone, but we will start with saving the women and the children first.
That will be our legacy.
Hey, I really love you guys.
[engine starting.]
Later, snitches.
Ha ha [engine revving.]
Golly, looks like nobody's getting off the island before it sinks.
Ted's right, peoples.
It's almost sunrise.
That's when Masikura said the island would sink.
The future Yeah, we got it.
Goodbye, my peoples.
Being your king was an honor and a privilege.
Oh, you said it, handsome.
This is it, we're all gonna I can't even say it.
We got it, Your Majesty.
We got Captain Booty-Butt.
Well, at least I'll have this last perfect hug as the island sinks [Mort screaming.]
I'm so confused.
Is the island sinking or not sinking? Masikura.
What is going on? I don't understand.
I may see metaphorical glimpses that can be interpreted in several ways, but usually, something bad happens [rumbling.]
Wait.
It's not us.
Look over there.
[screaming.]
See? I knew some island was sinking.
It just wasn't ours.
So there.
Booyah, baby.
Our legacy is gonna live on.
And so are we.
[laughing.]
Party it up, my peoples.
[all cheering.]
Life is good.
Aw, yeah! Stardust.
Okay, so says here on your insurance claim that your oven exploded.
- Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles.]
It's all good with me.
I'll file the paperwork, little man.
Shoot.
[evil laugh.]
Kingdom you ain't no lady I say Kingdom you ain't no lady #That's right # Kingdom You ain't no lady You are my wife And now I will wait for you #Just hoping for your reply # Perhaps it's a faint Hello